WEBVTT - MINI! The reason a dating app won’t accept comedian Urzila Carlson’s profile!😲

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pick up Monday afternoon with Britt, Laura and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch heading to chemist ware house today. You get great

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<v Speaker 1>savings every day, ladies. I'm so excited for our next guest.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you've both seen her live. I haven't had

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<v Speaker 1>the privilege yet. She's currently touring the country. She's just

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<v Speaker 1>been in the Gold Coast and Brisbane this weekend. She's

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<v Speaker 1>on a Just Know Australian tour. Please welcome to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>as I Cassun.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, same, Hi, how.

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<v Speaker 3>Your new show? Where did you get the inspiration for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Look? Who was a bit of a misunderstanding. The show

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<v Speaker 2>is called Just No, as Ann but when I pitched

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<v Speaker 2>it to my management. When I pitched, they were nagging

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<v Speaker 2>me for an idea. They said, what's the name of

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<v Speaker 2>the show, and I said, just call it just No

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<v Speaker 2>but I mean k and ow Is and the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>you should Know? And I thought I could just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>tell people some stuff that they should know because I've

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<v Speaker 2>lived in lots of places, I travel a lot, and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this would be great. So it's an educating

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<v Speaker 2>written experience. Yeah, yeah, you know, like something the audience

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<v Speaker 2>can take home. I'm sick of just you know. Doing

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<v Speaker 2>normal jokes. I also want to show where people can

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<v Speaker 2>walk out and they go, wow, I've learned a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>But then when the artwork came back, because I just

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<v Speaker 2>I send it as an audio foil the name, and

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<v Speaker 2>then when the name came back it was just no

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<v Speaker 2>as in iron, I thought, actually, that's a much better

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<v Speaker 2>than iame like, because I have a lot more anger

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<v Speaker 2>than knowledge.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that as because I was watching your Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>stories over the weekend and you were paying out like

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<v Speaker 1>people on the go. Actually it was Brisbane. They were

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<v Speaker 1>wearing puffers like puffer jackets and it was twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>degrees and that upset you. That was Is that an

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<v Speaker 1>example of a just no, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That is one hundred percent just now. Honestly, if you

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<v Speaker 2>live anywhere in Australia, even in Sydney and Melbourne, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit risk at the moment. Just wear a double cardie.

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<v Speaker 2>You do not need a puffle jacket. Puffa jackets were

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<v Speaker 2>designed for people who live in Antarctica snow all.

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<v Speaker 3>I wear a puffa jackets and I wear beanies, and

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<v Speaker 3>I wear like gloves, I wear scarves, I wear the

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<v Speaker 3>whole kick pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good long heart, sit and a good hard

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<v Speaker 2>look at yourself and ask you to the hard question,

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<v Speaker 2>why so soft? If we're all just worried about the

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<v Speaker 2>big things, then you know, like, but that's when things escalating.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we know it, there's a civil war going off.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the pipeline civil war?

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<v Speaker 4>You have to be so careful because if there is

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<v Speaker 4>a civil war in Australia, then anyone in Brisbane or

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<v Speaker 4>Gold Coast or Darwin or Cancer, they can't go anywhere

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<v Speaker 4>because they're freeze today.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll take my pawer off now, I'll have no.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you on the dating apps? Are you on the apps?

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<v Speaker 2>My manager try to put me on Raya, which is

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<v Speaker 2>small famous people, but we couldn't get anything anyone to

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<v Speaker 2>because you have to get so much.

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<v Speaker 1>About you know. You know, Brittany is the queen of

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<v Speaker 1>RAYA recommendation. Can we do it right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, she's just there to be nosy.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been on there for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 4>She's here to find love.

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<v Speaker 2>You have you have to find love. You're like the receptionist.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I was, but I found love about six

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<v Speaker 3>months ago, so I'm only on there now.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so hard to get into. I kept my membership,

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<v Speaker 3>but you can change it to like networking and just friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Only six months.

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<v Speaker 3>What BRIT's failed to say is that she also takes

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<v Speaker 3>commission though off any of the relationships she gets on.

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<v Speaker 4>So you have to like the down payment.

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<v Speaker 2>And what if it's just if we're just on there

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<v Speaker 2>to have a nose around to see who else is

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<v Speaker 2>on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and get jump on, get on all right before

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<v Speaker 1>you let you go the just No Tour. You can

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<v Speaker 1>get tickets at live nation dot com dot you. We've

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<v Speaker 1>like pulled the room here at the pickup, We've got

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<v Speaker 1>some just no questions that we want to pitch to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you just answer, is this just no? You

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<v Speaker 1>for them? Or are you against them? So I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>pet names for partners. I do pet names in my relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your pet name? Oh? We have so many?

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<v Speaker 1>Like one it's Cappuccino, which then got short in it's

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<v Speaker 1>really quite cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Squitch all, how do you feel about leggings as pants?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I want to say no, but then I've also

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<v Speaker 2>seen some people really pull it off and they do

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<v Speaker 2>look comfortable, So I'm going to go for a solid

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<v Speaker 2>maybe Okay, the room you know it takes you four

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<v Speaker 2>hours to get into them. It's a no, yes, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Last one PDA public displays of affection.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care for those either. But I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>very touchy feeling person. Maybe that's why i'm not. You

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<v Speaker 2>know why I need a dating pot. I'm not. I

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<v Speaker 2>find it uncomfortable to look at other people touching each other.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Approach you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is chucking each other's labels in.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how well your ray is going to

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<v Speaker 3>go a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we need an update on that rayer, so we'll

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<v Speaker 1>work that in back end. Carson Livenation dot com dot

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<v Speaker 1>are you the just no Australian too. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in a city near you. Thanks for coming on

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<v Speaker 1>the pickup. Bye, Thanks, I'm all right. Next on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a skin update for us. You've been battling

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<v Speaker 1>skin cancers on your face.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it feels like I've got super clee

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<v Speaker 3>all over my face. I can't move last in fact,

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<v Speaker 3>it looks like I've just had a trip to the bowtox.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't move my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going to get the full update on why

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing it next pick up