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Speaker 1: Quest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: Podcast lines are open now you can tell us about

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Speaker 3: what you broke as a kid. See if we can

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Speaker 3: get through the alphabet of things you broke destroyed. Kids

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Speaker 3: just destroy stuff, don't they. I remember thinking very quickly

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Speaker 3: early on when I had two kids, gone as the

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Speaker 3: time now and I can have anything in nice in

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Speaker 3: my life. It's just going to be I remember what

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Speaker 3: once the kids are gone quiet, and I went into

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Speaker 3: to see what they were doing.

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Speaker 1: Then they were trying and rip the radiator off the wall.

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Speaker 1: You got all these toys I've got you. Why are

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Speaker 1: you trying to? I think eight would do. I's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, who are you right now? To my

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Speaker 1: things you broke as a kid.

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Speaker 3: I remember my mum, Rember Now, I have been so

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Speaker 3: upset me because it was a thing I broke off

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Speaker 3: the local priests. Me and my friend Toby were being

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Speaker 3: confirmed as good Catholic kids, right, and you had to

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Speaker 3: go around and have a chat with the priest. Me

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Speaker 3: and my mate Toby went round together and we were

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Speaker 3: a little bit giggly before Howard, we're not thirteen, you know.

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Speaker 3: It's that prime age where you just a couple of tools,

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Speaker 3: aren't you just idiots? And I still remember his name now,

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Speaker 3: Father Colin Kilby. And you know that thing, there's no

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Speaker 3: great feeling the kid that when you know, the worst

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Speaker 3: you could do is start to laugh, it's like a

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Speaker 3: it's like an itch, and then it becomes adventure. So Toby,

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Speaker 3: just so we could like break the state in there,

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Speaker 3: asked Father Colin kill if we could have a glass

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Speaker 3: of water. The moment he left, I saw they had

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Speaker 3: this night knack, an old looking vase on his table,

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Speaker 3: and I picked up.

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Speaker 1: You know, we go to make catch, but you go

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Speaker 1: to dumb it.

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Speaker 3: But I actually threw it and my mate was like

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Speaker 3: what and it just went, It just smashed, And I

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Speaker 3: remember then we had to concoct to lie about how

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Speaker 3: Toby tripped over and actually not the table over. And

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Speaker 3: when I went and told my mom and dad, they

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Speaker 3: were horrifying and they went, that isn't how it happened.

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Speaker 1: I went, no, no, no, I threw it.

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Speaker 3: My dad maybe go to confess to Father Colin that

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Speaker 3: I'd lied and that we'd broken or I'd broken meat

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Speaker 3: the vase. And so I remember before I think it

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Speaker 3: was twice I had to go and cut his grass

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Speaker 3: as a penance. What that, priests thinking, I hate cut

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Speaker 3: the grass. This teenager could cut the grass as penance.

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Speaker 1: All right? So aight is Z or Things you broke

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Speaker 1: as a kid?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: One four three Aaron? Good morning, Aaron.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm here, Aaron.

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Speaker 1: What did you break as a kid?

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to give you s for statue? My

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Speaker 4: mom used to well she still does, but she's right

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Speaker 4: into spiritual healing and used to collect a lot of

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Speaker 4: reiki healing stones and statues and stuff. Anyway, short version,

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Speaker 4: she had lunch ready for me. I'm probably six years old,

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Speaker 4: seven years old, and I decided I wanted to watch

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Speaker 4: TV instead, and the whole screaming argument came into play,

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Speaker 4: and then I didn't get my way, so I picked

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Speaker 4: up a statue and just smashed it on the floor.

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Speaker 1: The statue not buddher. You don't break buddher.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I absolutely had to run after that.

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Speaker 1: Oh gotcha, Aaron, Thank you very much? You cool?

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Speaker 4: No, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Have a good week. Tony, good morning, Tony.

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Speaker 2: Good morning. Oh sorry, beg your Melbourne team about disappointed

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Speaker 2: on a Swan Sor porter. If I would get over there,

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Speaker 2: do you.

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Speaker 3: Know what I Rio is a Swan supporter, and I

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Speaker 3: came into this studio. I suppose he saves space to

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Speaker 3: me today. And it opened up a tab and the

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Speaker 3: headline was historic win for the Swans over the d's

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Speaker 3: purely to annoy me at half five in the morning. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he's happened about today with his chest puffed up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't see it going like that. I've got

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Speaker 1: to be honest. I thought, was buddy out, we were

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Speaker 1: going to smash you. But great win for you.

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Speaker 2: But not ok on Bee for Beard was when I

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Speaker 2: was younger, my mum went out shopping. She'd have breake

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Speaker 2: and kissed it the KMF in tape recorder. I thought,

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Speaker 2: I'll try to fix it, plug it into the pale

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Speaker 2: point had a loose wire connected all up. The tape

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Speaker 2: recorder exploded, said the bid and the downmore was that

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Speaker 2: is I have my hand in there as well, Sit

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Speaker 2: find my hand as well.

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Speaker 1: You were lucky. That could have been a lot worse, Tony.

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Speaker 2: I could have yet went to the show my dad

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Speaker 2: and he goes, oh shit, your hand's been burned. I go,

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Speaker 2: oh no.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was in shot and the bed

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Speaker 1: was destroyed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the bed was destroyed. I was a dick as well.

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Speaker 2: Brought a fixure for my mum that was gone.

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Speaker 1: You seem more upset about that cassette marital bed of

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Speaker 1: you mum and Dad.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 1: Tony. Thank you very much for give us a call.

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