WEBVTT - #237: Cheers to 5 Years 🥂 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.680 Just stood by a couple of mitches. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:12.719 Yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.960 You know, I take cognition vitamins every day. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:16.159 I think you need to up the. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:22.520 Nouri and Mitchell coos. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:29.520 Hellow you happy anniversary five years. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:32.839 How exciting. We're all here, the original team, You, Me, 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:34.159 price Keeper, Jenna. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.040 Third Wheel. Welcome to my penthouse. You two. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:38.600 Oh my god, this is incredible. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:39.919 I'm so shocked. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:40.680 It's amazing. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.080 Please, Jenny, you grew up in a penthouse. No, this 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:44.920 is next level. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.080 Yeah, okay, don't overhype it too much. It's not that fancy. Really, 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:49.720 I'm pretty happy with it. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.559 I mean, it is an apartment at the top of 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.800 a building. The word penthouse does give it a secret, 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:55.160 a lure. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:56.720 It also got stairs. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.360 Yeah. The third bathroom really took me for surprise. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.560 Yeah, I've got a guest bathroom. Yeah it's no, no, no, 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.360 don't be using my bathroom. The guest bathroom. It sounds 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:06.800 so snooty. Guest bathroom. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.679 It's gorgeous, Mitchell. Even Isabella feels more confident. Hit she's spoiled. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.240 She's a little cat, She's a penthouse cat. She's normally 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.560 terrified in frightened of me. But she's not. She's sitting 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:17.520 in the open watching. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:18.959 She's chill, she's loving it. Yeah. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.120 We're in the penthouse today for our five year celebration. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.120 For anniversary. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.120 What we always do when we have any sort of 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.000 milestone celebration, we. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:26.679 Have sex together. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.160 No, oh, that was only one time. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:30.399 That was the one that was one time. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:31.280 Was a Christmas party. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.640 It didn't well, no, definitely champagne, of course. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.360 Would you mind? Of course I can. It seems to 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.640 happen all the time at this time of year. We've 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.360 got like back to back episodes where we drink like 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:47.040 your birthday. 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.480 You know, Okay, here we go, let me open it. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.560 It's always awkward for an audio medium because it's like, 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.280 how the fun it. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.400 Really really is? I don't know why we do this. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.480 We learn it's happened so many times we're like, oh, 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:56.240 this is this is awkward. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:57.360 We've had so many anniversaries. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.360 By the way, just in case there's any new lists 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.400 tuning in for the first time, we've got like five 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.400 years worth of inside jokes. What's your opon? 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.480 We should start with sorry tunnel. That's a good one, 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.120 and that's the good one. 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:09.560 That's a good one. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.960 So excuse me, everyone, happy five years, Happy five years. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:15.880 No, it's speeling good. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.960 It wasn't shaken up none. Yeah, well sorry tunnel. If 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.280 we want to hang up on someone because they're boring us, we. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.440 Just tunned, but pretend we're going through a tunnel when well, 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.239 that's a good one. You know, when did I ask? 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.640 We also allude a lot to the fact that Jenna 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.880 and I, Thank you, Mitchell. Jenna and I went on 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:34.160 a contigue trip together and she was a huge flut. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:38.080 We've never gone into details about the sluttery, but it's happened. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:42.360 Part of law. Jenna has lived multiple lives, multiple Yes. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.520 We have a grandma on the show Dot Wiggins. Well, 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.359 she's my grandma. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:46.079 That's true. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:48.799 I'm drink one. Why am I boring this? 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:50.400 At least cheers with us. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:56.519 Here's to five more cheers. Being in your house is 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.120 so comfort This house. I don't know if it follows 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:00.800 you or if you said it up, but it smells 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.840 beautiful like essential will as soon as I've. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.560 Walked in, and that's what I noticed. So I did 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.519 get the lavender oil out for you. Because Cherry was 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:07.960 feeling a bit jittery, so I was like, here, this 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:09.840 will calm you. I want to wait an anxiety blanket 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:10.240 while a man. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.079 No, I'm all right, I'm good. Do have a prescription 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.360 for valium though in my pocket? 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:16.799 I think just the prescription? 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:19.320 Yeah, I don't have anyone in the mediat well no, 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.040 fa I know, I know, but I've never had value before. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.840 I can't say I have either. What did I actually do? 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:27.080 I think it calms you down. We're doing in explorative 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.600 testing to see if I have my neurological conditions throwing 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:31.000 off my body or if it's panic attacks. So we 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.280 don't know which one it is, so we're gonna it's 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.320 literally value and they're like, this might not you might 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.320 not need it, but take it and see what happened. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.880 I imagine if you just became really dopey. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:40.440 I know. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.280 Thank you, though that means you think highly of me 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.160 that I'm not. I'm not doping in my current stay. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.000 You're right, I said, became Yeah. 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:49.000 Yeah, I think this is your best apartment yet, Mitchell. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:52.280 Thank you. Yeah. After how tedious and thressful the moving was. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.040 I don't plan to fucking move any time. See the 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:58.160 worst if everything goes tits up in my relationship with Sean. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.120 I'm gonna be furious. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.200 Yeah, what do you do? That's what I did. I 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.960 had a house and everything to really, yeah, I moved 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.160 back home. I haven't left yet. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.520 We're actually doing a Q and A in this episode 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:10.800 for our five yr Anniverse three. One of the questions 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.720 is about that. Really, I'm not even gonna hook it. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.000 I'm just gonna ask. One of the anonymous questions says, 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.200 when is Cherry going to move out of his parents' place. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.839 I'm currently looking at property. I'm going to open houses 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.359 every weekend look at so it will happen when I 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.039 find somewhere that I that I really like. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.560 No, yeah, you were meant to live there for a 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.679 few months. It's turned into over a year. But that's okay. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.440 Living rent three what a dream totally. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.159 I found a beautiful boyfriend, my family's back, I'm an uncle, 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.479 my niece was born. All my whole life is in 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.520 the Shire, and at the moment I'd be spending so 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.400 much time there with everyone that is involved with me 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:42.599 being there directly. 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.560 So it works there we go plenty more hard hitting 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.640 questions on the way today. Should we kick off with 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:48.720 our Is it just me's day? 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.039 Yeah, every episode we start the show the same way too. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.240 Is it just me something we've noticed, something we hate 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.720 or appreciate. We both bring one. Mitch doesn't know mine. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:56.720 I don't know Mitch's. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.720 Mine's just about a skill that we had as children, 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:01.960 but we're I've all lost it as adults, and it's 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:02.760 fucking embarrassing. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:03.920 Are you sure I've lost it? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.640 Probably? I reckon, I reckon. We all have all right, 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.239 all right, we'll find out what's yours about. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.400 Oh, mine's just something that I've noticed. And I actually 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:12.839 had the thought when I was doing a poo in 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:13.719 your guest bathroom. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.760 I knew you were in there for a little bit. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:16.520 It was a ship, was it. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.159 Yeah, it's a quick one. You know it was meant 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.120 to be a pee. And there's more there, Like totally 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:21.919 see this into. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.039 The downside of sitting to piss, which I always do. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:27.000 I never stand, but sometimes when you're down, you're like, ah, 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:28.560 it's more than I thought it was going to be 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.400 the total of a commitment that I would uniform. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:31.880 Well, I got a phone call while I was sitting, 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.240 so I'm like, oh, keep taking it. I'm like, oh, 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.080 I'm here. I'm doing two things. We have a third 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:39.840 thing there, so it's proactive totally, it's smart. I've had 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:40.960 an observation on your toilet. 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.920 Okay, interesting, why don't you kick things off? 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:43.040 Then? 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.279 I wan don't know what the fuck you think of 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:44.680 my toilet? 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:46.640 Bradley. Oh, this is Bradley by the way, guys, Bradley 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.240 live in studio. Bradley here with our orchestra who are 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:52.640 behind us currently. They tour with us. It's our touring company. 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.920 Really good they can assume with some music and Bradley 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.159 sets us up for is it just me? 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.080 They look like they everyody to go. All right, Bradley, 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:58.560 take us in. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.520 Is it just me? 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.240 Is it time we redesigned the toilet brush? 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:07.279 Why? 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.120 It doesn't make sense. It just scrapes poo off and 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.080 then there's pooh. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.000 On the brush and then you sort of have to 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.600 rinse it in the toilet water, which doesn't feel very 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.360 cleanly either. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.279 No, you just kind of get it, you scrape it, 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:19.960 and then does anyone else do what I do? 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.200 You just yeah, swirl it, you just swell it, but. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.480 Then it kind of floats around, and God forbid there's 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.400 toilet paper, because then it just sintegrates like a Christmas tree, 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.440 and then it goes all through the bristles and then 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.880 you kind of what I do is I pull it 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.240 out of the water and then spin it like it's 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:34.800 a yumacker, and then it kind. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:35.560 Of twirl it. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.680 Yeah, and then and then the Pooh ship particles and 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:38.480 then and then it kind. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:38.919 Of falls around. 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.320 But then you hang it back up. Don't get me 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:44.400 started on its hanging mechanism. Some you hang them, some 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.359 you put them in to a little bowl. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.160 Yeah, mine's just kind of like I don't even know 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.360 how to describe it, like a tennis ball tube. 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:53.839 Shove it back in totally, and then the water and 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:55.520 the germs in that thing would be disgusting. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.840 That's one thing because as you know, I've moved apartments 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.599 a million times. That's one thing that I would never 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.080 take with me. Yeah. The toilet brush, I'm like, fuck it, 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.200 We'll get a new one because I don't want to 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.520 deal with that. I imagine that leaking in a box. 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.040 I'll stop. But my point on the whole thing is 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.040 why have we not put our manpower into redesigning it? 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.320 Because you know, in the kitchen you've got those little 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.520 duck sponges connected to a stick. You can insert detergent 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.480 into the bottom. You close the button and then you 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.360 you use it. Once the sponge is done, you chuck 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:21.760 it out. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:25.400 Why can't we have quick hack? I put the sponges 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.640 in the dishwasher every so often just to give them 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.280 a clean and then they last longer. You don't have 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:30.800 to replace the sponge on the stick. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:31.960 You clean the sponge. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:33.600 See the dishwasher. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.440 Yeah, I can get around that. Why don't we have 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:38.800 that where you pull it out and then you use 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.640 it once and then you press a button and it 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.080 ejects it off into the toilet and eco friendly and 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:43.760 you can flush it. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.400 I'll tell you why no one's come up with a 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.640 solution because they're probably like me, where it's one of 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:49.680 those things. Toilet brushes are just one of those things 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.800 that I don't want to think about. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:52.679 Yeah, it's gross, it's. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.720 Vile, it's just sitting there in my home. I just 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:55.720 don't want to think about it. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:59.440 You know, what if you've been to the airport, Yeah, yes, Jennet, 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.800 that was a question. No, No, okay, Well this will 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.640 blow your mind. If you get extra security and they 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.880 go sir, come over here. You look suspicious. They pad 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.160 you down with that stick. Ah yeah, and the stick 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.080 they put a bit of paper on the end and 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:12.720 then they swab you and they press a button and 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:15.480 the paper gets subjected that. Oh yeah, you're right, that design, 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.760 but on a toilet brush with a little disposable spark. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.720 For the environment, Mandy, all that way. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:23.480 You're right, you'll fuck the dolphins. I don't care. I 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.360 don't want to skip marks on any of my toilets. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:30.000 You're ready for of course, Okay, Bradley, count me in please, mates, 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:38.000 Is it just me? Do you just have disgraceful handwriting? 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.240 Oh? Yeah? Mine is horrific. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:44.000 Yeah, I am so appalled all those years of school 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:47.880 where they literally dedicate time to handwriting, like that's a lesson, 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.880 that's a subject, Yeah, they focus on. And there was 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.800 once a time in year eleven and twelve where I 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.520 had to write essays by hand for two hours at 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.360 a time and it was fine. I coped beautifully. Sure 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.240 the handwriting I got a bit shipped towards the end 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.520 of the chat, yeah, naturally, But these days I can 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.040 barely write a birthday, can't. It's horrific. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.240 Yeah, mine is, like I've got really low blood sugar 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.240 and it looks like I've just got the shakes. Yes, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.079 but I don't know where it's come from. I think 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.719 the muscle memory is just withered away exactly. 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.520 And like the other day, all I was doing was 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.840 writing a note because as we know, I've moved apartment 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:23.080 now and my old apartment is just down the road, 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.880 and so I thought i'd leave a note in their mailbox, 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.199 just saying, Hi, I used to live here. If any 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.079 mail turns up for me, feel free to shit me 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.080 a text on this number. Phew, and I can come 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.520 pick it up or whatever. That's all the notes said, 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.640 not many words. Oh my god. I had to restart 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.720 it like three times because I think I've just forgotten 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.280 how to write. Like my brain's working quicker than the hand, 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.560 so I just do a letter T. When I wasn't 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:47.760 up to it yet, I get misspelling shit. And then 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.960 by the third and final draft of this note, I 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.120 was say, my hand is too sore to go on, 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.480 so when I misspelt shit, I'd have to scribble it out. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.959 This note looked so scabby and I was so humiliated. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.000 Yeah, yeah, it's so bad. I even the other day 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.040 had to sign a document and I had to write 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:05.960 my signature like on my iPhone screen. It doesn't it 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.760 doesn't work. You know, with Adobe you can type your 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:12.000 name and then uses AI to make it look like handwriting. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.520 Yeah, that anyone could do it. I love it any way, anyone. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:15.880 And then what's the point of a machine? 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:21.000 Especially sorry side note, I'm going on rand here. When 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.840 I'm minding my own business at home and I get 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.040 a buzz at the door because there's a package downstairs 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.920 for me. Sometimes I just say, oh, just leave it downstairs, 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.520 and they're like, cool, we'll do. Other times they go, no, no, 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.320 you have to come sign for it. And it's like 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.479 a little fucking FPOs machine with a shit little styless 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:41.360 pen and I scribble the letters MC. It looks so illegible, 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.679 nothing like my signature. But for some reason, because I 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.280 went and scribbled it, it counts. I'm like, can't you 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:47.599 just forged my signature? 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.960 I never understood on my behalf. There's no rhyme or 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.920 reason to when the postman needs your signature. Sometimes it's 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.160 desperate and they they don't know that signature, they can't 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.880 do their job. But if sometimes they're like they throw 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.440 package at the front doorway I take it. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.720 Yeah, yeah, it makes me wonder maybe they're just lonely, 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:04.960 they're just not the human contact. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.760 He comes stay high because I often think that as 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.360 a post job would be really fun. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:15.000 I've always thought that, yeah, those little buggies that they drive, Yeah. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.640 And is just me on the fly. But who chooses 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.199 if you get a buggy or a bike. Some people walk. 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.120 Yeah. Yeah. I saw some guy riding a pushbike with 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.040 this enormous basket on the front full of Amazon packages 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.640 and I was like, whoa, Like, that's impressive your fitness level, 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:31.120 because imagine trying to steer that thing. The balance would 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.040 be so off. Imagine if someone orders like a slow 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.480 cooker on the left and that's sawing your wheel that blane, 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:37.880 and on the right hand side you've just got a 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.680 pull nude, It'd be hell. It would be way off. 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.120 No, I agree. I have seen some oz post drivers 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.040 who are driving pods of some sort, like shuttles. They're 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:49.160 so cool. And then some are on pushbikes it's not fair. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:50.800 Or some of them just got a big sack. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:52.400 Yeah, the big sack. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:53.199 Well, they can't help it. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:12:01.920 Mitchell, you're listening to is it the rude shocks of 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:03.040 young adulthood. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.280 Now listen, I'm just gonna grab my glass of wine 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.440 before we proceed any further in the episode. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.120 Yeah, I'm not really drinking, but I'll grab it too 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:11.880 before we. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:15.600 Get in any further with the five year celebrations. Yeah, 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:20.360 let's just say, idiots that we have well, good news 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:21.040 and bad news. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.200 No, it's definitely double edge. There is good news to 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.880 follow the bad news. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:27.760 I guess it's open to interpretation. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.600 Which is which Actually, yeah, I think I think it's 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.720 pretty obvious. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:38.280 I hate this. I'm ripping off the banda Okay, you 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:43.040 can say it. So we wanted to let you know 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:47.960 on our five year anniversary that after five years, is 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.280 it just me, we've decided that we won't be coming 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:54.480 back next year. This will be our last year. We're 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.320 not fucking off immediately. We'll be here until the end 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.400 of the year, but after that we're going to call 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:00.880 it a day. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.840 Yep, you'll get the same two episodes a week until 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.320 almost the end of the year. We'll wrap up this season, 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.160 but this will be our last. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:13.240 Yes, which I'm sure some of you will hear that 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.800 and think, oh, well, big deal. But there's also plenty 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.000 of people listening that are going to be I guess 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.600 affected by that new yea, because you know, the podcast 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.360 means something to them for whatever reason, just like it 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.600 means a lot to us. We're certainly not leaving because 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:27.679 we don't love it anymore. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.640 It's just been five years. We've pumped out two shows 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.679 a week for the last year, a show a week 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:37.240 for the past four years. It's a job, and you 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.920 know it's reached that point, and it's a nice time 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.640 to end five years. Yes, while we all still love 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:46.680 each other deeply. Indeed, that is part of it, because remember, 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.640 we're friends first and we want to remain friends first. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.000 And where we are at personally now compared to where 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:55.720 we were at personally when we started this show five 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.040 years ago we were kids. So much has changed, Yeah, 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.560 so much. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.160 It's still sad to say out loud that we're finishing, 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.920 but we'll save all the real sobbing and the emotional 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:10.600 speech it's for our final episode. But I guess it's 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.200 actually a lot of juggling that goes on to even 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.080 make this podcast happen. I suppose most idiots listening wouldn't 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:20.640 even realize that sometimes it's actually very fiddly for us 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.680 to even find an hour that we're all free to 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.960 record an episode. Because this isn't our full time job, 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.680 the podcast. We're all juggling different things, and the balancing 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.760 act is just getting trickier and trickier. And I mean, 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:38.040 just for example, when I've been doing comedy shows interstate, 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.720 I'll be editing on the flight and then I'll be 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.240 using the shitty airport Wi Fi to upload the episode. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.360 It's like, the juggling act is just you know, I'm 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.840 not asking for pity or sympathy or anything because we've 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.960 done the juggling because we're passionate about it and we 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:56.720 love it. But it's just getting harder because we're getting 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.480 older to do the juggling. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.880 Yeah, it's tough. And also from my perspective, I do 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.040 two radio shows a day. There's not much for me 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:05.720 to talk about. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:06.080 Guys. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:07.560 I need to I need to take a break and 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:10.240 refresh and have some interesting things happen. I might finish 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.360 this podcast and then go rub a bank. I might 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.360 be like a Fernandez brothers. So they called them the 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:15.120 Mendez brothers. 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.080 I don't know what you're going to kill your parents. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.760 I haven't seen the show, so that reference probably doesn't 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.720 hold on, but you know, I need to do something 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.800 to them to have more happening in my life. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.800 Yeah, And I think we've made no secret to the 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.800 fact that I do take on more of the workload 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.080 required to make the podcast happen, which is fine because 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:33.880 I'm willing to do it. It's my passion. I love 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:37.200 doing it, and so by finishing, obviously I'm gonna have 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:40.720 more time on my plate. Actually have any particular plans 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:42.800 regarding what I'm going to do with all that extra time, 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.560 but I'm actually kind of excited to find out what 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:45.080 I get up to. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.600 Going to ask are you planning on will you go 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.880 full What is that expression? 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:50.800 Full throttle? 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.840 We got full throttle with influencing with your social media? 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:54.800 Do you think you'll. 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.600 Well, it's interesting every time we take like a two 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.760 week break or over Christmas when we're not doing the podcast, 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.720 just by accident, and I end up channeling that creativity 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.360