Speaker 1: Just stood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: You know, I take cognition vitamins every day.
Speaker 2: I think you need to up the.
Speaker 1: Nouri and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 2: Hellow you happy anniversary five years.
Speaker 3: How exciting. We're all here, the original team, You, Me,
Speaker 3: price Keeper, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Third Wheel. Welcome to my penthouse. You two.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is incredible.
Speaker 4: I'm so shocked.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Please, Jenny, you grew up in a penthouse. No, this
Speaker 3: is next level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, don't overhype it too much. It's not that fancy. Really,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty happy with it.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is an apartment at the top of
Speaker 3: a building. The word penthouse does give it a secret,
Speaker 3: a lure.
Speaker 2: It also got stairs.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The third bathroom really took me for surprise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a guest bathroom. Yeah it's no, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't be using my bathroom. The guest bathroom. It sounds
Speaker 2: so snooty. Guest bathroom.
Speaker 3: It's gorgeous, Mitchell. Even Isabella feels more confident. Hit she's spoiled.
Speaker 3: She's a little cat, She's a penthouse cat. She's normally
Speaker 3: terrified in frightened of me. But she's not. She's sitting
Speaker 3: in the open watching.
Speaker 2: She's chill, she's loving it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We're in the penthouse today for our five year celebration.
Speaker 3: For anniversary.
Speaker 2: What we always do when we have any sort of
Speaker 2: milestone celebration, we.
Speaker 3: Have sex together.
Speaker 2: No, oh, that was only one time.
Speaker 3: That was the one that was one time.
Speaker 5: Was a Christmas party.
Speaker 3: It didn't well, no, definitely champagne, of course.
Speaker 2: Would you mind? Of course I can. It seems to
Speaker 2: happen all the time at this time of year. We've
Speaker 2: got like back to back episodes where we drink like
Speaker 2: your birthday.
Speaker 3: You know, Okay, here we go, let me open it.
Speaker 3: It's always awkward for an audio medium because it's like,
Speaker 3: how the fun it.
Speaker 2: Really really is? I don't know why we do this.
Speaker 2: We learn it's happened so many times we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is this is awkward.
Speaker 3: We've had so many anniversaries.
Speaker 2: By the way, just in case there's any new lists
Speaker 2: tuning in for the first time, we've got like five
Speaker 2: years worth of inside jokes. What's your opon?
Speaker 3: We should start with sorry tunnel. That's a good one,
Speaker 3: and that's the good one.
Speaker 5: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: So excuse me, everyone, happy five years, Happy five years.
Speaker 2: No, it's speeling good.
Speaker 3: It wasn't shaken up none. Yeah, well sorry tunnel. If
Speaker 3: we want to hang up on someone because they're boring us, we.
Speaker 2: Just tunned, but pretend we're going through a tunnel when well,
Speaker 2: that's a good one. You know, when did I ask?
Speaker 2: We also allude a lot to the fact that Jenna
Speaker 2: and I, Thank you, Mitchell. Jenna and I went on
Speaker 2: a contigue trip together and she was a huge flut.
Speaker 2: We've never gone into details about the sluttery, but it's happened.
Speaker 2: Part of law. Jenna has lived multiple lives, multiple Yes.
Speaker 3: We have a grandma on the show Dot Wiggins. Well,
Speaker 3: she's my grandma.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 5: I'm drink one. Why am I boring this?
Speaker 2: At least cheers with us.
Speaker 3: Here's to five more cheers. Being in your house is
Speaker 3: so comfort This house. I don't know if it follows
Speaker 3: you or if you said it up, but it smells
Speaker 3: beautiful like essential will as soon as I've.
Speaker 2: Walked in, and that's what I noticed. So I did
Speaker 2: get the lavender oil out for you. Because Cherry was
Speaker 2: feeling a bit jittery, so I was like, here, this
Speaker 2: will calm you. I want to wait an anxiety blanket
Speaker 2: while a man.
Speaker 3: No, I'm all right, I'm good. Do have a prescription
Speaker 3: for valium though in my pocket?
Speaker 2: I think just the prescription?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have anyone in the mediat well no,
Speaker 3: fa I know, I know, but I've never had value before.
Speaker 3: I can't say I have either. What did I actually do?
Speaker 3: I think it calms you down. We're doing in explorative
Speaker 3: testing to see if I have my neurological conditions throwing
Speaker 3: off my body or if it's panic attacks. So we
Speaker 3: don't know which one it is, so we're gonna it's
Speaker 3: literally value and they're like, this might not you might
Speaker 3: not need it, but take it and see what happened.
Speaker 2: I imagine if you just became really dopey.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: Thank you, though that means you think highly of me
Speaker 3: that I'm not. I'm not doping in my current stay.
Speaker 2: You're right, I said, became Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this is your best apartment yet, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah. After how tedious and thressful the moving was.
Speaker 2: I don't plan to fucking move any time. See the
Speaker 2: worst if everything goes tits up in my relationship with Sean.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be furious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do? That's what I did. I
Speaker 3: had a house and everything to really, yeah, I moved
Speaker 3: back home. I haven't left yet.
Speaker 2: We're actually doing a Q and A in this episode
Speaker 2: for our five yr Anniverse three. One of the questions
Speaker 2: is about that. Really, I'm not even gonna hook it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna ask. One of the anonymous questions says,
Speaker 2: when is Cherry going to move out of his parents' place.
Speaker 3: I'm currently looking at property. I'm going to open houses
Speaker 3: every weekend look at so it will happen when I
Speaker 3: find somewhere that I that I really like.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, you were meant to live there for a
Speaker 2: few months. It's turned into over a year. But that's okay.
Speaker 2: Living rent three what a dream totally.
Speaker 3: I found a beautiful boyfriend, my family's back, I'm an uncle,
Speaker 3: my niece was born. All my whole life is in
Speaker 3: the Shire, and at the moment I'd be spending so
Speaker 3: much time there with everyone that is involved with me
Speaker 3: being there directly.
Speaker 2: So it works there we go plenty more hard hitting
Speaker 2: questions on the way today. Should we kick off with
Speaker 2: our Is it just me's day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, every episode we start the show the same way too.
Speaker 3: Is it just me something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 3: or appreciate. We both bring one. Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 3: I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 2: Mine's just about a skill that we had as children,
Speaker 2: but we're I've all lost it as adults, and it's
Speaker 2: fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Are you sure I've lost it?
Speaker 2: Probably? I reckon, I reckon. We all have all right,
Speaker 2: all right, we'll find out what's yours about.
Speaker 3: Oh, mine's just something that I've noticed. And I actually
Speaker 3: had the thought when I was doing a poo in
Speaker 3: your guest bathroom.
Speaker 2: I knew you were in there for a little bit.
Speaker 2: It was a ship, was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a quick one. You know it was meant
Speaker 3: to be a pee. And there's more there, Like totally
Speaker 3: see this into.
Speaker 2: The downside of sitting to piss, which I always do.
Speaker 2: I never stand, but sometimes when you're down, you're like, ah,
Speaker 2: it's more than I thought it was going to be
Speaker 2: the total of a commitment that I would uniform.
Speaker 3: Well, I got a phone call while I was sitting,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, oh, keep taking it. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm here. I'm doing two things. We have a third
Speaker 3: thing there, so it's proactive totally, it's smart. I've had
Speaker 3: an observation on your toilet.
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, why don't you kick things off?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: I wan don't know what the fuck you think of
Speaker 2: my toilet?
Speaker 3: Bradley. Oh, this is Bradley by the way, guys, Bradley
Speaker 3: live in studio. Bradley here with our orchestra who are
Speaker 3: behind us currently. They tour with us. It's our touring company.
Speaker 3: Really good they can assume with some music and Bradley
Speaker 3: sets us up for is it just me?
Speaker 2: They look like they everyody to go. All right, Bradley,
Speaker 2: take us in.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it time we redesigned the toilet brush?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense. It just scrapes poo off and
Speaker 3: then there's pooh.
Speaker 2: On the brush and then you sort of have to
Speaker 2: rinse it in the toilet water, which doesn't feel very
Speaker 2: cleanly either.
Speaker 3: No, you just kind of get it, you scrape it,
Speaker 3: and then does anyone else do what I do?
Speaker 2: You just yeah, swirl it, you just swell it, but.
Speaker 3: Then it kind of floats around, and God forbid there's
Speaker 3: toilet paper, because then it just sintegrates like a Christmas tree,
Speaker 3: and then it goes all through the bristles and then
Speaker 3: you kind of what I do is I pull it
Speaker 3: out of the water and then spin it like it's
Speaker 3: a yumacker, and then it kind.
Speaker 2: Of twirl it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then the Pooh ship particles and
Speaker 3: then and then it kind.
Speaker 2: Of falls around.
Speaker 3: But then you hang it back up. Don't get me
Speaker 3: started on its hanging mechanism. Some you hang them, some
Speaker 3: you put them in to a little bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's just kind of like I don't even know
Speaker 2: how to describe it, like a tennis ball tube.
Speaker 3: Shove it back in totally, and then the water and
Speaker 3: the germs in that thing would be disgusting.
Speaker 2: That's one thing because as you know, I've moved apartments
Speaker 2: a million times. That's one thing that I would never
Speaker 2: take with me. Yeah. The toilet brush, I'm like, fuck it,
Speaker 2: We'll get a new one because I don't want to
Speaker 2: deal with that. I imagine that leaking in a box.
Speaker 3: I'll stop. But my point on the whole thing is
Speaker 3: why have we not put our manpower into redesigning it?
Speaker 3: Because you know, in the kitchen you've got those little
Speaker 3: duck sponges connected to a stick. You can insert detergent
Speaker 3: into the bottom. You close the button and then you
Speaker 3: you use it. Once the sponge is done, you chuck
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 2: Why can't we have quick hack? I put the sponges
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher every so often just to give them
Speaker 2: a clean and then they last longer. You don't have
Speaker 2: to replace the sponge on the stick.
Speaker 3: You clean the sponge.
Speaker 2: See the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can get around that. Why don't we have
Speaker 3: that where you pull it out and then you use
Speaker 3: it once and then you press a button and it
Speaker 3: ejects it off into the toilet and eco friendly and
Speaker 3: you can flush it.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why no one's come up with a
Speaker 2: solution because they're probably like me, where it's one of
Speaker 2: those things. Toilet brushes are just one of those things
Speaker 2: that I don't want to think about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gross, it's.
Speaker 2: Vile, it's just sitting there in my home. I just
Speaker 2: don't want to think about it.
Speaker 3: You know, what if you've been to the airport, Yeah, yes, Jennet,
Speaker 3: that was a question. No, No, okay, Well this will
Speaker 3: blow your mind. If you get extra security and they
Speaker 3: go sir, come over here. You look suspicious. They pad
Speaker 3: you down with that stick. Ah yeah, and the stick
Speaker 3: they put a bit of paper on the end and
Speaker 3: then they swab you and they press a button and
Speaker 3: the paper gets subjected that. Oh yeah, you're right, that design,
Speaker 3: but on a toilet brush with a little disposable spark.
Speaker 2: For the environment, Mandy, all that way.
Speaker 3: You're right, you'll fuck the dolphins. I don't care. I
Speaker 3: don't want to skip marks on any of my toilets.
Speaker 2: You're ready for of course, Okay, Bradley, count me in please, mates,
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Do you just have disgraceful handwriting?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah? Mine is horrific.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am so appalled all those years of school
Speaker 2: where they literally dedicate time to handwriting, like that's a lesson,
Speaker 2: that's a subject, Yeah, they focus on. And there was
Speaker 2: once a time in year eleven and twelve where I
Speaker 2: had to write essays by hand for two hours at
Speaker 2: a time and it was fine. I coped beautifully. Sure
Speaker 2: the handwriting I got a bit shipped towards the end
Speaker 2: of the chat, yeah, naturally, But these days I can
Speaker 2: barely write a birthday, can't. It's horrific.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine is, like I've got really low blood sugar
Speaker 3: and it looks like I've just got the shakes. Yes,
Speaker 3: but I don't know where it's come from. I think
Speaker 3: the muscle memory is just withered away exactly.
Speaker 2: And like the other day, all I was doing was
Speaker 2: writing a note because as we know, I've moved apartment
Speaker 2: now and my old apartment is just down the road,
Speaker 2: and so I thought i'd leave a note in their mailbox,
Speaker 2: just saying, Hi, I used to live here. If any
Speaker 2: mail turns up for me, feel free to shit me
Speaker 2: a text on this number. Phew, and I can come
Speaker 2: pick it up or whatever. That's all the notes said,
Speaker 2: not many words. Oh my god. I had to restart
Speaker 2: it like three times because I think I've just forgotten
Speaker 2: how to write. Like my brain's working quicker than the hand,
Speaker 2: so I just do a letter T. When I wasn't
Speaker 2: up to it yet, I get misspelling shit. And then
Speaker 2: by the third and final draft of this note, I
Speaker 2: was say, my hand is too sore to go on,
Speaker 2: so when I misspelt shit, I'd have to scribble it out.
Speaker 2: This note looked so scabby and I was so humiliated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's so bad. I even the other day
Speaker 3: had to sign a document and I had to write
Speaker 3: my signature like on my iPhone screen. It doesn't it
Speaker 3: doesn't work. You know, with Adobe you can type your
Speaker 3: name and then uses AI to make it look like handwriting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that anyone could do it. I love it any way, anyone.
Speaker 3: And then what's the point of a machine?
Speaker 2: Especially sorry side note, I'm going on rand here. When
Speaker 2: I'm minding my own business at home and I get
Speaker 2: a buzz at the door because there's a package downstairs
Speaker 2: for me. Sometimes I just say, oh, just leave it downstairs,
Speaker 2: and they're like, cool, we'll do. Other times they go, no, no,
Speaker 2: you have to come sign for it. And it's like
Speaker 2: a little fucking FPOs machine with a shit little styless
Speaker 2: pen and I scribble the letters MC. It looks so illegible,
Speaker 2: nothing like my signature. But for some reason, because I
Speaker 2: went and scribbled it, it counts. I'm like, can't you
Speaker 2: just forged my signature?
Speaker 3: I never understood on my behalf. There's no rhyme or
Speaker 3: reason to when the postman needs your signature. Sometimes it's
Speaker 3: desperate and they they don't know that signature, they can't
Speaker 3: do their job. But if sometimes they're like they throw
Speaker 3: package at the front doorway I take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it makes me wonder maybe they're just lonely,
Speaker 2: they're just not the human contact.
Speaker 3: He comes stay high because I often think that as
Speaker 3: a post job would be really fun.
Speaker 6: I've always thought that, yeah, those little buggies that they drive, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And is just me on the fly. But who chooses
Speaker 3: if you get a buggy or a bike. Some people walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I saw some guy riding a pushbike with
Speaker 2: this enormous basket on the front full of Amazon packages
Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa, Like, that's impressive your fitness level,
Speaker 2: because imagine trying to steer that thing. The balance would
Speaker 2: be so off. Imagine if someone orders like a slow
Speaker 2: cooker on the left and that's sawing your wheel that blane,
Speaker 2: and on the right hand side you've just got a
Speaker 2: pull nude, It'd be hell. It would be way off.
Speaker 3: No, I agree. I have seen some oz post drivers
Speaker 3: who are driving pods of some sort, like shuttles. They're
Speaker 3: so cool. And then some are on pushbikes it's not fair.
Speaker 3: Or some of them just got a big sack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big sack.
Speaker 3: Well, they can't help it.
Speaker 7: Mitchell, you're listening to is it the rude shocks of
Speaker 7: young adulthood.
Speaker 2: Now listen, I'm just gonna grab my glass of wine
Speaker 2: before we proceed any further in the episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really drinking, but I'll grab it too
Speaker 3: before we.
Speaker 2: Get in any further with the five year celebrations. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's just say, idiots that we have well, good news
Speaker 2: and bad news.
Speaker 3: No, it's definitely double edge. There is good news to
Speaker 3: follow the bad news.
Speaker 2: I guess it's open to interpretation.
Speaker 3: Which is which Actually, yeah, I think I think it's
Speaker 3: pretty obvious.
Speaker 2: I hate this. I'm ripping off the banda Okay, you
Speaker 2: can say it. So we wanted to let you know
Speaker 2: on our five year anniversary that after five years, is
Speaker 2: it just me, we've decided that we won't be coming
Speaker 2: back next year. This will be our last year. We're
Speaker 2: not fucking off immediately. We'll be here until the end
Speaker 2: of the year, but after that we're going to call
Speaker 2: it a day.
Speaker 3: Yep, you'll get the same two episodes a week until
Speaker 3: almost the end of the year. We'll wrap up this season,
Speaker 3: but this will be our last.
Speaker 2: Yes, which I'm sure some of you will hear that
Speaker 2: and think, oh, well, big deal. But there's also plenty
Speaker 2: of people listening that are going to be I guess
Speaker 2: affected by that new yea, because you know, the podcast
Speaker 2: means something to them for whatever reason, just like it
Speaker 2: means a lot to us. We're certainly not leaving because
Speaker 2: we don't love it anymore.
Speaker 3: It's just been five years. We've pumped out two shows
Speaker 3: a week for the last year, a show a week
Speaker 3: for the past four years. It's a job, and you
Speaker 3: know it's reached that point, and it's a nice time
Speaker 3: to end five years. Yes, while we all still love
Speaker 3: each other deeply. Indeed, that is part of it, because remember,
Speaker 3: we're friends first and we want to remain friends first.
Speaker 3: And where we are at personally now compared to where
Speaker 3: we were at personally when we started this show five
Speaker 3: years ago we were kids. So much has changed, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: It's still sad to say out loud that we're finishing,
Speaker 2: but we'll save all the real sobbing and the emotional
Speaker 2: speech it's for our final episode. But I guess it's
Speaker 2: actually a lot of juggling that goes on to even
Speaker 2: make this podcast happen. I suppose most idiots listening wouldn't
Speaker 2: even realize that sometimes it's actually very fiddly for us
Speaker 2: to even find an hour that we're all free to
Speaker 2: record an episode. Because this isn't our full time job,
Speaker 2: the podcast. We're all juggling different things, and the balancing
Speaker 2: act is just getting trickier and trickier. And I mean,
Speaker 2: just for example, when I've been doing comedy shows interstate,
Speaker 2: I'll be editing on the flight and then I'll be
Speaker 2: using the shitty airport Wi Fi to upload the episode.
Speaker 2: It's like, the juggling act is just you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not asking for pity or sympathy or anything because we've
Speaker 2: done the juggling because we're passionate about it and we
Speaker 2: love it. But it's just getting harder because we're getting
Speaker 2: older to do the juggling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough. And also from my perspective, I do
Speaker 3: two radio shows a day. There's not much for me
Speaker 3: to talk about.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: I need to I need to take a break and
Speaker 3: refresh and have some interesting things happen. I might finish
Speaker 3: this podcast and then go rub a bank. I might
Speaker 3: be like a Fernandez brothers. So they called them the
Speaker 3: Mendez brothers.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're going to kill your parents.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen the show, so that reference probably doesn't
Speaker 3: hold on, but you know, I need to do something
Speaker 3: to them to have more happening in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think we've made no secret to the
Speaker 2: fact that I do take on more of the workload
Speaker 2: required to make the podcast happen, which is fine because
Speaker 2: I'm willing to do it. It's my passion. I love
Speaker 2: doing it, and so by finishing, obviously I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: more time on my plate. Actually have any particular plans
Speaker 2: regarding what I'm going to do with all that extra time,
Speaker 2: but I'm actually kind of excited to find out what
Speaker 2: I get up to.
Speaker 3: Going to ask are you planning on will you go
Speaker 3: full What is that expression?
Speaker 2: Full throttle?
Speaker 3: We got full throttle with influencing with your social media?
Speaker 3: Do you think you'll.
Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting every time we take like a two
Speaker 2: week break or over Christmas when we're not doing the podcast,
Speaker 2: just by accident, and I end up channeling that creativity
Speaker 2: and whatever into other things, and I do end up
Speaker 2: making more videos and whatever. I really don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm going to do. Maybe I'll fucking
Speaker 2: come crawling back and say, guys, will you have me back?
Speaker 3: You know what, that might very well happen. It could happen.
Speaker 3: Who knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we're not fucking about here. Sure we
Speaker 2: might do reunion episodes, but this is not a hiatus.
Speaker 2: We are going to be finishing the podcast. At the
Speaker 2: end of the year.
Speaker 3: The show will end, but I think we need to
Speaker 3: say that it will remain. You can still watch everything
Speaker 3: on the socials, you can still listen to the podcast
Speaker 3: in the feed. Nothing will go anywhere. You can stay watching, viewing,
Speaker 3: and listening. It's all available about catalog.
Speaker 2: And certainly our Facebook group won't go anywhere an.
Speaker 3: Idiot, No, of course not. I think we need to
Speaker 3: end this moment. I want to say how grateful I
Speaker 3: am personally to the idiots and to whether you're old
Speaker 3: from episode one or you're new here, just like a
Speaker 3: big thank you, because this show has been such a
Speaker 3: part of my life than our lives. I mean, I
Speaker 3: was barely out of the closet when this show started.
Speaker 3: I didn't really know that much about myself. So you
Speaker 3: can listen back to that first episode to now and
Speaker 3: you can see the growth of not only two friends,
Speaker 3: three friends, but us as individuals. And we have gone
Speaker 3: through so much, partners, love, heartbreak, illness, sickness, it's wild.
Speaker 3: It's all been documented.
Speaker 2: It is bizarre to look back and think that once
Speaker 2: upon a time I was detailing my tragic dates as
Speaker 2: a single little gay and now here I am. I've
Speaker 2: just moved in with my partner of two years. It's
Speaker 2: we've gone through a lot together and we have I
Speaker 2: got a cat. You did you?
Speaker 3: Definitely cheers to Connie. Cheers to Connie, cheers cheers me
Speaker 3: and before anyone asks it starts any rumors. And there's
Speaker 3: no issues with any of us, any three of us.
Speaker 3: But we are all very good friends, very very close friends.
Speaker 3: There's nothing personal. But it's five years. We've given you
Speaker 3: great episodes. We've loved doing it. But it's reached its
Speaker 3: natural death.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. It's reached its natural death.
Speaker 4: It's dying of natural cause totally.
Speaker 3: We're taking it to one of those pods in Sweden
Speaker 3: in the forest. We're gonna put every episode in it,
Speaker 3: close the lid and then that'll be it peacefully totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess again. We'll save all the sentimental shit
Speaker 2: for the last ever episode. But just like not to
Speaker 2: put words in either of your mouth. But I think
Speaker 2: the best thing about doing this is just the gorgeous
Speaker 2: community that we've built with the enduring idiots. We've got
Speaker 2: people that have become friends because they met through the podcast,
Speaker 2: they met in the Facebook group, met up in real life,
Speaker 2: and now they they're good friends. And it's just so
Speaker 2: gorgeous over the world. Yeah, and like that's kind of
Speaker 2: why we do what we do. There's definitely been, definitely
Speaker 2: been the odd sunday where I'm quite fucking hungover and
Speaker 2: I want nothing less than to sit at my laptop
Speaker 2: and upload an episode. But I do it because I
Speaker 2: don't take it for granted that people listen to this
Speaker 2: and connect to this. It's like it's the dream come
Speaker 2: true anyway, to be honest, Sure, Yeah, because I was
Speaker 2: the same as anyone else out there who's ever thought
Speaker 2: about starting a podcast. God, am I people gonna laugh
Speaker 2: at me. Am I gonna look stupid? But people listen
Speaker 2: to us on purpose. And it's been five years and
Speaker 2: that still baffles me, and I'm still really flattered by that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2: But we're not dying around.
Speaker 3: We're not. But you're right, Like, even as someone who
Speaker 3: does two other shows. There's a connection that I have
Speaker 3: to the idiots that I that is so special to me,
Speaker 3: and that he's so different to the audience that I
Speaker 3: have through the radio shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those weird things where I think,
Speaker 2: mathematically you would have more people listening to the radio,
Speaker 2: but our podcast community is just so mighty and engaged
Speaker 2: and so loyal and present. It's yeah, Ah, it's sad.
Speaker 2: I'm sad to be. I hope I'm not letting anyone
Speaker 2: down with it.
Speaker 3: I feel like that that was that was a big
Speaker 3: worry for us. But you know, at the end of
Speaker 3: the day, this has been a free fucking show for
Speaker 3: five years. I mean, like Jesus, Yeah, that's it. Wow,
Speaker 3: the band aid has been ripped off.
Speaker 2: I actually do feel better. If you rewhind to the
Speaker 2: start of this episode, you might notice that I sounded
Speaker 2: really on edge. Fuck me, we have to do this
Speaker 2: announcement and I, oh, I hate it, But there you go,
Speaker 2: band aid riptop. Have another fucking sip of wine. Goodness me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like I said, you stuck with this until
Speaker 2: the end of the year, and during that time before
Speaker 2: the end of the year, this is the good news
Speaker 2: I suppose. Oh yeah, Mitch and I decided that we're
Speaker 2: going to do like an itche and bucket list between
Speaker 2: now and when we wrap up, and we're going to
Speaker 2: do things that we've long talked about but not actually done.
Speaker 2: And one of those things is I'm going to cry
Speaker 2: Jenne's rash shirt.
Speaker 4: To five years that we're there hand in the podcast.
Speaker 2: We've done many merch runs on this podcast and every
Speaker 2: time Jenna's there pitching in our ear going what about
Speaker 2: rash shirt? Yes, and we've just been like, no, don't
Speaker 2: be ridiculous, And then as they always do, our idiots
Speaker 2: rallied behind Yes, yes, and so we want fucking rash shirt.
Speaker 2: So sun safety for all. Yeah, it's finally happening, just
Speaker 2: in time for summer, just in time. And so a
Speaker 2: couple of mitches, dot com, dot you right now is
Speaker 2: where you can buy your rash best. It's got the
Speaker 2: mona Jenna in a bikini, a BKINI in Google on
Speaker 2: the beach tone of general, it's incredible.
Speaker 3: That shoot was a fun day. It was so good
Speaker 3: getting that done at the beach.
Speaker 2: They might sell out though, because they're not like Unlimited.
Speaker 3: We only got a certain amount of a certain.
Speaker 2: Amount, and so yet get your order in it.
Speaker 3: They are in height of the When did they start?
Speaker 3: Was it season two? When was our first merch.
Speaker 2: It's been from daytime. I don't know, from the day one.
Speaker 3: You've always been big on sun safety, very.
Speaker 4: Big on rash shirts, sun safety.
Speaker 2: And it's finally happening. And I remember saying a while ago, Okay, idiots,
Speaker 2: if we actually did this, would you buy them? Because
Speaker 2: my concern was it's an inside joke and they'll go haha,
Speaker 2: they're actually doing it and they're not buy them. So
Speaker 2: many people said no, fuck it, will do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've got Jenner's back here. So a couple of mitches
Speaker 2: dot Com down at you. It's happening. It's happening.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that that's finally happened. And all it
Speaker 3: took was the cancelation of the show, I know.
Speaker 2: So that's one thing on the bucket list. Also, you
Speaker 2: know that every year we do mug Vember m m
Speaker 2: we release an Itch and coffee mug. Yes, so not
Speaker 2: only are we going to be selling our new mug
Speaker 2: like this season's mug, but if you're a new idiot
Speaker 2: of ours and you haven't been here since the beginning.
Speaker 2: We're putting all the old mugs on sale, so you
Speaker 2: want to have the full collection, they'll be there for
Speaker 2: sale as well. You can get the old ones as
Speaker 2: well as the brand new one. We signed them as well. Correct,
Speaker 2: they can be signed by Mitch and I if you want.
Speaker 3: Yep, they all have all the old marketing. So you
Speaker 3: can get the first seasons, imaging, second, third, fourth, fifth,
Speaker 3: it goes on on.
Speaker 2: We actually didn't do one in season one a mug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did we start there?
Speaker 2: Because that's when we didn't have a photo shoot. We
Speaker 2: were just emojis on the artworld.
Speaker 3: I remember that. Oh that's it. And the color for
Speaker 3: this the new one. Who the last mug is very cute.
Speaker 2: Yes, the brand new mug that no one has yet.
Speaker 3: No, we should ask if they did gold paint, final
Speaker 3: and through you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Finale finale mark. It's still weird to say, it's still
Speaker 2: fucking weird to say, yeah, look.
Speaker 3: It's all right, it's good. The best part is now
Speaker 3: it's Adami ration. Yeah, well I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So a couple of mitches. Dot com dot au
Speaker 2: is where you can shop for your mugs. And your rash.
Speaker 2: It's getting now before the end of November. The mugs
Speaker 2: are a pre order situation, so like they won't come
Speaker 2: immediately after we get all the orders at the end
Speaker 2: of Mugvember.
Speaker 3: We know how many to mate.
Speaker 2: We'll send them out. You'll get them in time for Christmas.
Speaker 2: As we always say, go have a shop right now,
Speaker 2: go a look at the website. All this new merch
Speaker 2: up for grabs.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, I forgot. We didn't tell Jenna that we were
Speaker 3: ending the shirt today, didn't we We didn't tell her
Speaker 3: at all. Is Jenna's finding out for the first time.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't listen.
Speaker 4: I thought it was just the ra.
Speaker 3: Imagine we didn't tell Jenna, and that's how we told her.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually told Jenna before you. I brought it
Speaker 2: up with her being like, I just think maybe we
Speaker 2: should end this year and I don't know how to
Speaker 2: tell him. So I told Jenniferson, do you want to hear?
Speaker 2: Was when I said I don't know how to tell him.
Speaker 2: She goes, I think just tell him.
Speaker 4: It's good advice.
Speaker 2: Thank god she was there. That really helped. I could
Speaker 2: not have thought of that solution.
Speaker 4: Mitch told Mitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But I think what we haven't included is Jenna
Speaker 3: and I had a discussion as well. I did two
Speaker 3: days later at the elevator at work, and we said,
Speaker 3: maybe it's probably time to wrap the show.
Speaker 2: And I said, she talked to.
Speaker 3: Talk to you?
Speaker 2: Did she said, maybe it's.
Speaker 4: Vesta have a little chat.
Speaker 2: But Jenna knew what you who said at first?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was you. It was me And I said
Speaker 2: it first so amicable because you were both thinking maybe.
Speaker 4: And I just gave the most perfect advice just talk
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say this.
Speaker 2: You were like more sad than I thought you'd be
Speaker 2: when I brought it out. You were kind of like,
Speaker 2: oh really oh, And I was like, shit, I wasn't
Speaker 2: expecting that reaction.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the acting.
Speaker 2: I kind of thought that I actually I was bracing
Speaker 2: myself for a reaction that I'd be offended by.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna be like, oh yeah, perfect,
Speaker 2: more time on my hands, that sounds great, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be like no emotion whatsoever. I was like bracing
Speaker 2: myself to be like, I is that all it means
Speaker 2: to you? Of course you're quite affected.
Speaker 3: I was offended.
Speaker 2: I went not offended affected.
Speaker 3: I was affected. I wasn't offended. And also, while we
Speaker 3: still enjoy coming here and doing the show, I think
Speaker 3: we should end on a high. It's the whole Seinfeld
Speaker 3: mantra of go out on top. We got the biggest
Speaker 3: ratings we've ever got. The money does well, we do
Speaker 3: so so well. Iheard, Oh my god, I haven't told
Speaker 3: you this. So I told the iHeart team only because
Speaker 3: I was in the office for the radio station and
Speaker 3: they were asking me about sponsorships, and I'm like, hey, FYI,
Speaker 3: this is going to happen. Oh my god. They all
Speaker 3: came up to me. They're all devastated.
Speaker 2: Good, okay, because I'm glad you told them. I was wondering,
Speaker 2: how do I go about that? Do I if email them?
Speaker 2: You're dumped, You're damped.
Speaker 3: All they said, match written, match a name Michael. After
Speaker 3: all these years, They're like, Mitch, we're so excited next
Speaker 3: January through March, we want to sponsor the show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I said, don't fucking do it. But Mitch and
Speaker 3: I we're gonna elaborate more on this in the episodes
Speaker 3: to come. In the final few.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just wanted to let you know and like
Speaker 2: I mean, like I said, I don't have any particular
Speaker 2: plans with what I'm gonna do next, But in the meantime,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of just looking forward to because the whole
Speaker 2: time I've been with Sean in two years, I haven't
Speaker 2: had just like a cruisy sunday, Yeah, on the couch
Speaker 2: or going out to lunch or something. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: fun to be able to do that. Yeah, like have
Speaker 2: a normal person's hours in a way, like weekends are
Speaker 2: weekends and weekdays are weekdays.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be very nice. Yeah, it'll be good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, fuck me, I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 2: Let's move on, You and a Time.
Speaker 7: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
Speaker 7: you're listening to?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? RTI?
Speaker 2: We always like to do a Q and A for
Speaker 2: our special occasion episode like the one hundredth to two
Speaker 2: hundred what have you? Five year anniversary? No different. We've
Speaker 2: been sent a bunch of questions. Some of them are anonymous,
Speaker 2: some of them are not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always regret the Q and A because I'm
Speaker 3: always offended. Yeah, people are always so rude.
Speaker 2: I won't read them out if they're read. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: I feel free to it.
Speaker 2: The show's ending.
Speaker 3: So if you really want to go for it, he
Speaker 3: name and shame them though, name and shame Oh okay,
Speaker 3: you're going to read them out of them?
Speaker 2: Will answer yes, So this is anonymous. When did you
Speaker 2: know you were gay? How did you figure out if
Speaker 2: you were a top or a bottom?
Speaker 3: Jesus, I didn't realize we had twelve year olds listening
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't even know how to answer that.
Speaker 3: I no, I don't know either. I realize. I mean,
Speaker 3: I remember, if you want to hear what I remember,
Speaker 3: I remembered.
Speaker 5: I think I've told this story.
Speaker 3: When I was I'd say like thirteen, yeah, maybe twelve,
Speaker 3: and it just hit me that I was gay because
Speaker 3: I was, you know, looking at the gay porn and
Speaker 3: I had the Brazilian boys away to give away. But
Speaker 3: you kind of have that like that era where you
Speaker 3: block out the fact that you're looking at men and
Speaker 3: you go, I'm looking at the women or well, no,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm just trying something. And the moment I realized,
Speaker 3: my heart sunk. I'm like, oh my god, this is horrific.
Speaker 2: Did you have like the dramatic movie like moment looking
Speaker 2: in the mirror going I'm gay. Yeah, I accepting it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I couldn't say it, which is like embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I'm not insane, No, I know. I think
Speaker 2: I did, and I cried. It was really upset. I
Speaker 2: don't think I did cry, but it was kind of like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: now I've got this to deal with. Yeah, what of
Speaker 2: apped me and having to come out and whatnot. I
Speaker 2: was a bit of a late bloomer. I was seventeen,
Speaker 2: and I attribute that to the fact that there just
Speaker 2: weren't that many gay people around me growing up. It
Speaker 2: was all straight people. They went to new gay kids
Speaker 2: in my school. So it's not like I could look
Speaker 2: at a gay person as the role model and be like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: I can see myself living that life.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 2: So I was a late bloomer in terms of how
Speaker 2: did you figure out if you were a top of bottom?
Speaker 2: I don't have an answer. I actually don't know. Is
Speaker 2: it just one of those things that you just kind
Speaker 2: of know. It's like a straight person doesn't realize they're straight,
Speaker 2: they just know.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that the top and bottom binary gets
Speaker 3: a bad rap in the gay community, because that's not
Speaker 3: option a a option being, that's it. It's not a
Speaker 3: binary yeah, but I think it's in the same way
Speaker 3: if you're in a heterosexual relationship, if you're straight in
Speaker 3: that you have preferences in the bedroom. It's the same
Speaker 3: in the gay world.
Speaker 2: You just know what you like, yeah, and like if
Speaker 2: you change your mind later, great, give it a whirl.
Speaker 2: I mean this literally and metaphorically, fuck around and find out.
Speaker 3: I guess adventure time.
Speaker 2: There's another question along these lines. It's for you, Jenna. Oh. Yes,
Speaker 2: it came from Nate in North Perth. Jenna, if you
Speaker 2: were a gay man, would you be a top or
Speaker 2: a bottom?
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 6: I think I have thought about this before, and I
Speaker 6: think I'd be a top.
Speaker 2: When you've thought about it, do you have any reason
Speaker 2: you came to that conclusion.
Speaker 4: I just feel like top energy.
Speaker 2: You know. Are we allowed to disagree anyway? Enough? Top
Speaker 2: and bottom chat? I have thought about it. Another one
Speaker 2: for Jenna. It is Jenna better friends with Mitch or
Speaker 2: Mitchell COUMBS or cheery. Oh, that's a very good question.
Speaker 4: I don'd neither.
Speaker 6: I was about to say I think it's obvious, but well,
Speaker 6: I've known Combs for longer, but I do still work
Speaker 6: with Chury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we spend more time together.
Speaker 2: But do you guys, because I'm not there in the
Speaker 2: office anymore, do you guys even see each other that much?
Speaker 2: Because you're on different floors now, you'd have to go
Speaker 2: out of your fucking way to find Jenna out to
Speaker 2: say hello, Oh, we don't.
Speaker 3: The studio that the pickup users is in the new
Speaker 3: Pepsi Palace is right next to Jenna's desk. So I
Speaker 3: see Jenna twice a week?
Speaker 2: Twice? Is that all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, only work four days. That's fifty percent of
Speaker 3: my work. We're gone with you Jenner.
Speaker 2: Three times if you include the podcast three times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, true, three times. So I see general. So
Speaker 3: the answer is the answer is me.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 4: So I can't answer that I.
Speaker 2: Only one of us was there in Kentucky and harbors
Speaker 2: all of Jenet's secrets, and I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't actually wish I was that.
Speaker 2: This one's a bit deep cheery.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what's.
Speaker 2: The biggest thing you've learned about yourself in the breakup
Speaker 2: and healing process?
Speaker 3: That's a bit full on. Oh my god, I think
Speaker 3: that I have learned to fall in love with my
Speaker 3: personality more on its own. I then, because when I
Speaker 3: was with a partner, I think my first partner my
Speaker 3: personality validation. Well yeah yeah, and I think my personality
Speaker 3: very much became that relationship. So I'm really happy to
Speaker 3: go back and to be myself and to have friends
Speaker 3: and connections and just myself and be liked for being
Speaker 3: me rather being in a relationship. It was a classic
Speaker 3: cliche of like, I lost my own identity and I
Speaker 3: lost my sparkle, my magic. I was very depressed in
Speaker 3: that relationship towards the end. Yeah, I didn't even realize.
Speaker 2: It's noticeable if anyone scrolls back far enough on our
Speaker 2: Instagram at couple of miches or you can see the
Speaker 2: sadness in the eye totally.
Speaker 3: But I was also like one hundred and sixty kilos.
Speaker 3: I was overweight, which is I'm not shaming that, But
Speaker 3: for me, that on top of the sadness when I
Speaker 3: was in the relationship that I didn't even know I
Speaker 3: was experiencing, made me a completely different person. So I'm
Speaker 3: leagues happier now in a sound relationship that.
Speaker 2: I cheers to that cheers to that cheese yees, couldn't
Speaker 2: be picking up his last day, but I've got to
Speaker 2: keep moving.
Speaker 3: Cheers.
Speaker 2: Has Combs farted in front of Seawan?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Have you.
Speaker 2: Not that he's aware of.
Speaker 4: But how do you know that he's not aware?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so polite.
Speaker 4: He wouldn't bring it.
Speaker 2: Up because he's like, I would never ever just rip
Speaker 2: a fart in front of him or anyone. I don't
Speaker 2: think that's cute at all.
Speaker 3: Ye, but in front of a friend is different to
Speaker 3: in front of a part.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even do it. In front of a friend.
Speaker 2: Farting in front of people not cute at all, And
Speaker 2: so I don't want to fart in front of him.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you, there's been plenty of times.
Speaker 2: He's quite a deep sleeper. There's plenty of times where
Speaker 2: like I've woken up and he's still very much asleep,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh what, it doesn't I won't hurt anyway.
Speaker 2: I'm only brewing a quiet one anyway, so it won't
Speaker 2: wake him out. So I'll just let off a little. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's none the wise, So technically, yes, they're fart in
Speaker 2: front of him, but not to his knowledge.
Speaker 3: I had a bedroom slip up, like with the sort
Speaker 3: of evil things that we get up to a lot
Speaker 3: of air, can get trapped in chambers.
Speaker 2: Never is that a thing? Yeah, that's never happened to
Speaker 2: me with Sean or anyone. Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my, maybe I'm doing it wrong. Maybe I'm
Speaker 3: just so there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2: You're gussie.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not fighting. It's not me, that's far it's
Speaker 3: the part. Move on.
Speaker 2: Do you fart in front of Stephen? Of course? Oh really, yes, he's.
Speaker 3: Fighting farts back. But it's not like when I couple
Speaker 3: that are like, oh just sometimes it happens. To even
Speaker 3: talk about it, it's natural.
Speaker 2: See if I ever did it by accident in front
Speaker 2: of him, I couldn't just move on and pretend that
Speaker 2: wasn't a thing. I'd have to stop down and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm thorry. You know, you need to
Speaker 2: have to acknowledge it.
Speaker 3: You need to break contact, you need to have first fart.
Speaker 2: No way. I'm almost scared to ask this next one
Speaker 2: because it has been smutty so far. What is your
Speaker 2: last Google search?
Speaker 3: How do you know?
Speaker 2: How do you know? I always leave tabs open on
Speaker 2: my phone. I just forget to close them, so everything's there.
Speaker 4: I've got mine Uber location wrong?
Speaker 2: Why did you google that?
Speaker 4: Because every time I go onto Uber it shows me
Speaker 4: that I'm the wrong location.
Speaker 2: It gets the bubble wrong, so annoying. I hate it.
Speaker 4: Another one is always Break My Heart by Delta Gudrim.
Speaker 4: Why I heard it it Cole's yesterday and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh what a throw he radio would play that.
Speaker 3: Sabrina Carpenter Yellow Heart Dress is my last Google search?
Speaker 2: Why did you google that?
Speaker 3: Because I was playing dress to Impress and the category
Speaker 3: of pop stars and I wanted to actually Stephen was
Speaker 3: playing doing it together and he wanted to be the
Speaker 3: Sabrina Carme to Yellow Dress and we nailed it and
Speaker 3: we didn't even place.
Speaker 2: I finally figured out how to do address to Impress.
Speaker 2: I was going about it all wrong by trying to
Speaker 2: use an Xbox. Yeah, you got your laptop job it is.
Speaker 3: That's a laptop job.
Speaker 2: My last Google search is the red Rooster menu?
Speaker 3: When did you order red Rooster?
Speaker 2: Well, I was driving to Newcastle. I don't even know
Speaker 2: if I've said this on the podcast, but I have
Speaker 2: a new niece. My brother's baby's been born. I think
Speaker 2: you little Mazie Jane has been born.
Speaker 5: Cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I went to Newcastle to visit her, and
Speaker 2: I said to Mark, I'll pick up some lunch while
Speaker 2: I'm out on the way there, so I'll rock up
Speaker 2: to your place with lunch. What do you want? And
Speaker 2: he said red rooster and I was like, fucking.
Speaker 3: Deal, easy.
Speaker 2: We are brothers, after all, look at that.
Speaker 3: What did you get?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I just got to use your rooster roll and whatever.
Speaker 2: But Sean wanted me to google the menu because he
Speaker 2: was driving, so that was the last thing I googled. Me.
Speaker 3: Guys, Yep, not racy at all.
Speaker 2: This one is advice in a way, not a question,
Speaker 2: it says, and it's anonymous. It says, I'm almost certain
Speaker 2: my brother in law is in the closet. Are there
Speaker 2: any traits that would confirm my assumption? He and his
Speaker 2: wife are miserable and hostile. He's my best in law
Speaker 2: and I want him to be happy again. Is there
Speaker 2: any way to be supportive or just wait till shit
Speaker 2: hits the fan?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm a big believer in just asking. I
Speaker 3: think if you're that close, you can ask someone.
Speaker 2: See, I'm kind of on the fence where the latter
Speaker 2: where she says, do I just wait for shit to
Speaker 2: hit the fan? Yeah, maybe because you don't want it
Speaker 2: to get messy. But also you could just ask and
Speaker 2: don't make it all deep like pull him aside. I
Speaker 2: have to have a word with you. Just next time
Speaker 2: you're fucking having a few drinks or something at a barbecue,
Speaker 2: just be like, oh my god, I've always wondered if
Speaker 2: you're gay. I've always wondered, are you maybe say it
Speaker 2: alone so it doesn't fucking freak out in front of others,
Speaker 2: And then if he gets upset, you can be like,
Speaker 2: oh sorry, I was just I was just titty.
Speaker 3: You can even just get drunk, I know, drink. I
Speaker 3: think you could even just say, you know, is everything
Speaker 3: all right with you? With nance insurgeneric woman's dam is
Speaker 3: you anything right with you too? Like I've noticed tension?
Speaker 2: You happy?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Dig in?
Speaker 3: Go that way? Go to Oprah wrout real deep, hard
Speaker 3: hitting questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then do you ask the sister that or
Speaker 2: the brother in.
Speaker 3: Law, because if she suspects he's gay and that's the
Speaker 3: root of the unhappiness, go for him. You know what,
Speaker 3: where there's smoke, there's fire. Anyone that I've ever thought
Speaker 3: was gay has ended up being gay except for Shan Mendez.
Speaker 3: That's the one last cookie that I need to crunch.
Speaker 3: But trust me, I believe it's going to crunch.
Speaker 2: I believe so in terms of other any traits that
Speaker 2: would confirm my assumption, not really twenty two Dale, How
Speaker 2: would you know if you think? Just talk?
Speaker 3: If you ask him, Hey, do you like dressed to impress?
Speaker 3: He says yes. Then I'm sorry to say, here's a puff.
Speaker 2: Now. Next question, in a universe where you all don't
Speaker 2: work in media, what blue collar job do you think
Speaker 2: each of us would be doing? Like we have to
Speaker 2: guess for each other.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, oh I know you Mitchell me. Yeah, you'd
Speaker 3: be running a touch shop.
Speaker 4: No, I'd see you as a hairdresser.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That was my other dream and it's not
Speaker 2: too late. Maybe that's what I'm gonna imagine if I
Speaker 2: just became after I finished this podcast, I became like
Speaker 2: Capdae Night, just doing tape course after tape course.
Speaker 3: Imagine then you end.
Speaker 2: Up as a florist. I would have that as for you, too.
Speaker 2: Cheery real estate for sure?
Speaker 3: What good?
Speaker 2: You are very good? But what could you could convince
Speaker 2: me that a fucking shipping container is the most beautiful
Speaker 2: lifestyle package that I'm going to be buying until you
Speaker 2: get overcharge me. And you'd be so good at convincing
Speaker 2: me that it's not a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: I hate that they're so slimy, fake teeth, fake fuck
Speaker 3: jackets from Tara cash, shit cars.
Speaker 2: You're thinking like rentals. I'm thinking you could do like
Speaker 2: you know, lux listing that Amazon pieline you sell like
Speaker 2: big properties, you know.
Speaker 3: Do you see that, Jenna?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do? Now, okay, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2: Still an element of manipulation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll keep me happy. You'd be a.
Speaker 2: Wedge already, am I don't know for Jenna Pilate's instructor,
Speaker 2: no child key worker, Oh I can see that really yeah,
Speaker 2: or a pet groomer. I'll totally be up for a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That from a mobile doggie.
Speaker 2: Wash I can't dry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but your partner does it for you?
Speaker 2: Business partner? Now, next question, do you see yourselves as
Speaker 2: fathers one day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I definitely do. I really want to.
Speaker 2: Definitely, I want to.
Speaker 3: Be a dad big time. I'd love that.
Speaker 2: I'm not ruling it out, but let's just say not
Speaker 2: anytime soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 2: Like, I still love hanging out with friends, being spontaneous, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm ready to dedicate my life to
Speaker 2: some little fucking sprague that grow arms and legs.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm with you. I also think it'll take
Speaker 3: a bit of extra time for us. I think being
Speaker 3: queer makes it's different.
Speaker 2: It's not something we can rush into.
Speaker 3: No, it can't biologically happen. If we're going to do it,
Speaker 3: it's going to be surrogacy or however else adoption. It's
Speaker 3: going to be expensive and lengthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and who can be fucked true? I know that
Speaker 2: Sean definitely wants children, so we'll fucking cross that bridge
Speaker 2: when we come to it.
Speaker 3: Will that ever be an argument? What if you really
Speaker 3: didn't want them and he really did.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not really really against the idea, but I'm
Speaker 2: certainly not even entertaining it anytime. No, my god, together,
Speaker 2: fucking hell yeah, baby baby steps literally this next question,
Speaker 2: is it just me? Or are you a lesbian who
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind giving cheery a.
Speaker 3: Go oh oh wow?
Speaker 4: Exact me.
Speaker 2: If anyone looks like a lesbian, I'm a lipstick lessie.
Speaker 2: I look like a woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I look like a woman. I look like
Speaker 3: a butcher woman.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: From the side angle, I do look like a woman.
Speaker 3: Maybe I wonder if she's a lipstick lesbian or if
Speaker 3: she's more butcher and she wants me to throw around.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have dabbled with women. I do think sometimes.
Speaker 2: You know, I reckon I could with a lesbian, though,
Speaker 2: knowing that neither of you were into it.
Speaker 3: Because I really am attracted to feminine qualities, so it
Speaker 3: would have to be a lipstick lesbian. Masculinity it doesn't
Speaker 3: do anything for me. It turns me off. But you gay,
Speaker 3: I'm attracted to men, not masculinity. Oh, I see, I'm
Speaker 3: attracted to a feminine man. Isn't that crazy how that works?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thank god Jen's between you and I is cash.
Speaker 2: This is a very fucking big question, actually mostly for
Speaker 2: Jenner and I. What is your favorite Kath and Kim episode?
Speaker 2: You're not finished with that scrubbing brush.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I'd have to say it's not actually an episode. It's
Speaker 2: Kath and Kimko the tell a movie. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: longer than a normal half hour episode. It's a movie
Speaker 2: length and it's just excellent with Michael. Yes, that's the one.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: I love the wedding episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess no.
Speaker 3: I love it who gets married Kath and Kel Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Love it with the little baby cheeses in the.
Speaker 6: Baby Cheese baby Chess instead of Baby Jesus, it's baby
Speaker 6: cheeses baby.
Speaker 2: Chim to go to Fountain Gate and get a statue
Speaker 2: of baby Jesus because they're not doing their wedding in
Speaker 2: a church and they want some sort of faithful presence.
Speaker 2: And Kim comes back and goes, here's your statue, mum
Speaker 2: of little baby cheesers. And it's just like the red
Speaker 2: baby bells.
Speaker 3: Funny.
Speaker 4: I also really loved the Melbourne Cup one as well.
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, that was a good They go to the
Speaker 3: Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one is good. That one's really good. Next
Speaker 2: one probably more for me and Jenna unless you feel
Speaker 2: like googling Cherry because the question is if you had
Speaker 2: to have a fling with a mcloud's daughter's character, who
Speaker 2: would have been? Why? Oh Dave the Vet? Yeah Dave.
Speaker 4: When I was younger, one of my first crushes was Brick.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Brick is a person. Google. McLeod's daughter
Speaker 2: is the dopey like Mullet guy. He's an absolute fucking treasure,
Speaker 2: such a sweetheart, God rest his soul. But really, out
Speaker 2: of all the men on that show, yeah, all women,
Speaker 2: I suppose I would say Dave the Vett because he's
Speaker 2: like good looking, not too much of a buffhead like
Speaker 2: the other two, and he's also funny. But if it's
Speaker 2: like a fling, that was the question, wasn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a fling with a Mcloud's character. I feel like he
Speaker 2: would get annoying after a while, So that's the fling.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I stick with Brick.
Speaker 3: He's pretty cute. I'm looking at him now. He's not
Speaker 3: that bad. He's the bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, the next question, Coombs, are we going to have
Speaker 2: part two? Confessions of a I recently shared that that segment.
Speaker 2: I recently shared that segment with a friend of mine
Speaker 2: and she agreed with a lot of what you said.
Speaker 2: So for those that want reminding, I do have a
Speaker 2: little recap of that segment. I hate segment really, which
Speaker 2: is a very it's a fairy tricky complex to have
Speaker 2: when you're a big old queer like me. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: like to do a demonstration if I may not on
Speaker 2: me though, I feel like people should treat an ejaculating
Speaker 2: appendage the same way that you would treat a coke
Speaker 2: that's been shaken up. Since shake the the coal, get
Speaker 2: it away from me. Oh oh oh, oh.
Speaker 3: I got a bit over here.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Even though I pointed it away
Speaker 2: from me and try to avoid, it's still all over me.
Speaker 2: Oh man of fucked disgusting. Oh yeah. So I was
Speaker 2: single at that point in time, and I think it
Speaker 2: really stems from gay porn, where they kind of paint
Speaker 2: this picture where everyone just loves come but all over
Speaker 2: me and my athlet. No, I still don't enjoy that. Obviously,
Speaker 2: Like many things, there's a time and a place. I've
Speaker 2: obviously had to accept it into my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and into other places, i'd hope.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to not be filthy about this.
Speaker 3: You can be filthy.
Speaker 2: Hi to Shawn's family if you're listening, if there's any
Speaker 2: on my person, you know, yeah, yes, yes. Obviously, in
Speaker 2: the heat of the moment, it's like, oh yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: go right ahead. But for me, there's still a very
Speaker 2: very short window between that being welcome and fucking.
Speaker 3: Great, between enjoyment and then yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Like Okay, that's happened, and then maybe ten nine eight,
Speaker 2: get a fucking towel.
Speaker 3: Why do you hate it? Is it the feeling on
Speaker 3: you with everything?
Speaker 2: Really? Yes, it's just not it like someone doing as
Speaker 2: not rocket on my chance.
Speaker 3: Now that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel the same way.
Speaker 3: Really, isn't that funny? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But obviously, like I said, in the heat of the moment,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, all right, you're better.
Speaker 3: That's so fun.
Speaker 2: But then yeah, it doesn't take long before it's like
Speaker 2: it's just kind of dawned on me. What is going
Speaker 2: on at your core?
Speaker 3: Still a cup hater?
Speaker 2: Yes, but I'm now I'm now tolerant. Now more tolerant. Okay,
Speaker 2: next question, Dring guests on your podcast to Capari, Oh no,
Speaker 2: she's still ghosting me. That's a mcloud's ordered stuff.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Who offered to come on and then when I tried
Speaker 2: to lock it in just ghosted meet.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll be honest here, I hate guests on this podcast.
Speaker 3: I think they're the worst episodes. I think only I disagree.
Speaker 2: There's been some great one.
Speaker 3: No, they're often the worst. I don't think they get
Speaker 3: the least listens. I don't think I think people speak,
Speaker 3: don't I get so many messages saying I hate when
Speaker 3: there's anyone except the three of us on this show.
Speaker 2: Which we've had that feedback, and so we've been doing
Speaker 2: guest episodes less often we have in terms of dream guests.
Speaker 2: Obviously for me it's Dido.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh yes, so locking that in real reallys have
Speaker 3: been said. I actually think she's passed away.
Speaker 2: She doesn't, she's done.
Speaker 3: Died, I die, she'd be not going to get Dita
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 2: What about this? Who is your least favorite guest you've
Speaker 2: had so far?
Speaker 4: Nap penfold.
Speaker 2: That should be on the itch and bucket list things
Speaker 2: to do before we end getting into the penfold back
Speaker 2: on and another Kate Langbrook episode. Yeah, agreed, yep, we
Speaker 2: should start being like bucket list on the fly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good idea. We need to add things.
Speaker 2: Before any idiot suggest the sausage sizzle for the bucket list. Nay,
Speaker 2: we've looked into it, and Bunnings are very much like
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be a charity charity for a good cause,
Speaker 2: not some fucking greedy podcast. No.
Speaker 3: So we are getting two crutches for jenital W and
Speaker 3: it will be first hits.
Speaker 7: Just you can follow the show online, just said a
Speaker 7: couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you're a little bit radio.
Speaker 2: Carrying on, we've got a few questions left. Who is
Speaker 2: your least favorite guest you've had on the podcast? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's clearly this is a better question for you, because
Speaker 2: I didn't know that you hated guest episodes that much.
Speaker 3: No, I enjoy doing them. I just as a podcast
Speaker 3: listener to myself, I've never listened to a guest on
Speaker 3: any of my favorite podcasts. I hate it, changes it.
Speaker 2: I don't really have.
Speaker 3: No I have, and that's why I don't like them anyway.
Speaker 3: That's just me, Is it just right? I don't have
Speaker 3: a least favorite guest.
Speaker 2: I don't have a least favorite guest. But I think
Speaker 2: we've certainly, I don't know how to say this without
Speaker 2: sounding mean. We've definitely had some guests be more memorable
Speaker 2: than others, Like I think perhaps the most forgettable was
Speaker 2: Keenan Lonsdale. That, yeah, he did nothing wrong, he was lovely,
Speaker 2: but it was just kind of flash in the pan.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot about him.
Speaker 3: He's a big star from Love Simon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if there is one lovely, but I think that
Speaker 2: one was very much swept under the car. But I've
Speaker 2: not heard any of our idiots talk about how great
Speaker 2: that was since.
Speaker 3: Is there any others that we've had. Honestly, my memory
Speaker 3: is that bad? Forget.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a bad one.
Speaker 4: That one hit Wonder that insulted.
Speaker 2: You, motherfucker. He was so rude to me.
Speaker 3: No, I remember that.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, he just disagreed with me repeatedly, and so
Speaker 2: he's banned for life and song.
Speaker 4: Also Astra tash for I following her.
Speaker 3: She is lovely. Natasha Webber is the best astrologist in
Speaker 3: the country.
Speaker 2: Pop it on the bucket lift, I want a bat?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, sure, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. She said.
Speaker 3: Mitch and I were creative soul mates.
Speaker 2: Remember she was going to say, now we're going to
Speaker 2: put a borce. Yeah, next question, if you could be
Speaker 2: each other for a day, what would you do? And
Speaker 2: Cherry leave Sean's body out of this?
Speaker 3: Not not even where my mind went.
Speaker 5: What would I do?
Speaker 2: I feel like if I was you for a day,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be doing it on purpose, but I would
Speaker 2: really ruin your byation as like the charming bubbly person
Speaker 2: in the office, because I'm not like rude. If I
Speaker 2: walk past someone in the office, I'll give him like a.
Speaker 3: Hey, how are you.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. Whereas you stop and go, hey,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what's the story? You have a little show?
Speaker 2: Everyone loves it?
Speaker 3: They do.
Speaker 2: If I was in your body for a day, everyone
Speaker 2: be like, God, he's in a foul mo. Yeah, giving
Speaker 2: the bare minimum, that's like.
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's the problem with being that kind of person,
Speaker 3: because when you are feeling off, everyone's a question, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's wrong, Something's happened to him, he's not well.
Speaker 2: Well, then take it from me, who was not that person,
Speaker 2: and just don't be that person because then no one
Speaker 2: expects it. And then when you are friendly, they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's actually nice. I thought he was a bitch.
Speaker 3: I know, but everyone hates you. And I couldn't live
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many people I've met in the
Speaker 2: meet and greets at my comedy shows who were like,
Speaker 2: you're way nicer than I expect. Why would I. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to be awful to you.
Speaker 3: If you I'd go on Instagram or live and TikTok
Speaker 3: live and I would and I'd hold up a dinnery
Speaker 3: bar and then I'd shave my head, just like Britney moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so many. You were me for a day.
Speaker 2: You would shave my head, rat and.
Speaker 3: Ruin your dinnerly Collad, This took me. What the dinner
Speaker 3: or the hair?
Speaker 4: The hair was a process. I remember that that.
Speaker 2: Ugly face we met Cheery when I was in the
Speaker 2: ugly phase. A lot of hats, no.
Speaker 3: Hair was fine. I liked you.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have seen it because I either had a
Speaker 2: hat or a beanie on you. Yeah. Next question, who
Speaker 2: would win in a fight? Sean or Stephen.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you now neither of them would throw the first.
Speaker 2: Fight is neither an option. They would just talk it
Speaker 2: out and agree mutually not to harm one another.
Speaker 3: No, they wouldn't. They got along like a house on fire.
Speaker 3: At your birthday, we were talking politics and then most
Speaker 3: two just started. Then they both pulled ottomans to the
Speaker 3: side and started talking, and they went off.
Speaker 2: But I feel like we have to pretend that this
Speaker 2: hypothetical is real. If they were in a punch up,
Speaker 2: who would win?
Speaker 3: I think Sean really.
Speaker 2: Interesting that we're both backing our part.
Speaker 3: And even scrappy and has bags, so I think could
Speaker 3: hit and whack.
Speaker 2: I think that like, once Sean is pushed enough, a
Speaker 2: switch will flick in his brain and he will just
Speaker 2: fucking destroy Stephen. I don't even want to picture absolutely
Speaker 2: belt him. I don't think Steven I wouldn't see a chance.
Speaker 3: Stephen doesn't like acts of violence, so I know I
Speaker 3: don't think Sean does that.
Speaker 2: This is a terrific What about you and I? He
Speaker 2: would win in a fight?
Speaker 3: I mean I think physically, I think I think you.
Speaker 2: Could overpower me, but I would certainly if you have
Speaker 2: to critique the prowess later. I would have good skills
Speaker 2: and techniques in the fire bar. I'm just I got overpowered.
Speaker 3: You'd pinch, would not? Would you just look like a pincher?
Speaker 2: No. I would punch your nose using the palm of
Speaker 2: my hand in an upward direction, so that your nosebone
Speaker 2: goes back into your brain and you're instantly dead. Yeah,
Speaker 2: instantly one hit.
Speaker 3: What are the teacher at scout PILARATEI that's insane?
Speaker 2: Next question, fuck Mary Kill, Kerry Ane Kenney, Dame Ed Nap, David.
Speaker 3: Kosh, That's horrific.
Speaker 2: I'd fuck Kerry Anne for the story. I'd marry David
Speaker 2: Kosh because he's got mon money. I'm sorry, Dame be not.
Speaker 3: Dead yea, yeah, she's dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so no loss.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Mine's exactly the same mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I that meant to be hard.
Speaker 3: It's an easy.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one might be harder for you, Cheery Cheery.
Speaker 2: Do you and Oscar low Key have beef?
Speaker 3: Now there's no beef.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's weird even listening back sometimes like, oh god,
Speaker 2: it sounds like something's going on there, but there really isn't.
Speaker 3: I've got nothing against Oscar. I love Oscar, and we
Speaker 3: were friends before we even did the podcast Friends. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the reason he's on the show is because we are friends.
Speaker 3: It's very odd that I've never been asked to red like.
Speaker 2: You both lean too far into it that everyone thinks
Speaker 2: it's real.
Speaker 3: It's become too much of a bit, like the whole.
Speaker 2: Nap penfold hating Jenna thing, Like that's obvious that it's
Speaker 2: a bit, But for some reason, you and Oscar are
Speaker 2: too good at acting that sometimes when you take jabs
Speaker 2: that you have to like that everyone thinks it's real.
Speaker 3: Here's the truth of it. I'm very hilarious, and I
Speaker 3: jab at Oscar and.
Speaker 2: You know what, you two are so similar in the
Speaker 2: exact same way, where you've got a very confident exterior,
Speaker 2: but you're very sensitive deep down. And I really this
Speaker 2: because I'm close with both of you. So sometimes when
Speaker 2: I'm witnessing like the dishes, I'm like, one of them
Speaker 2: is going to go to they're both so sensitive. Total
Speaker 2: completely agree, but no, there's no beef there. Although having
Speaker 2: said that, merch wars are still ongoing. I know the
Speaker 2: merchn versus I'm with idiot.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. I've got a plan. It's cookie.
Speaker 2: This one's for me. Would Combs ever go on holidays
Speaker 2: with cheery or is his constant smutty humor too much
Speaker 2: to take on a week's holiday? Well?
Speaker 3: Does it even mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, here's my honest answer. I don't feel the smutty
Speaker 2: humor would be a problem on holidays because he's not
Speaker 2: like that in real life, which is right so disarming.
Speaker 2: On the podcast when he becomes smutty, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: did you just say?
Speaker 3: I'm not smutty? Ever, you're not. I don't know why
Speaker 3: it comes out. I've pulled back as well, and I
Speaker 3: think you could go on a holiday with me. I
Speaker 3: think it'd be great on a holiday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that we'd get the balance right of
Speaker 2: like planning some things, but not over planning, like no
Speaker 2: itinerary told me to.
Speaker 3: Love breakfast in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it'd be crazy. I think that. I think
Speaker 2: we could work on a holiday.
Speaker 3: I agree. Maybe a couple's holiday.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, says Stephen and Sean. We are gonna have
Speaker 2: their scrag fight in the next door, right.
Speaker 3: He can belt my nose as well after brunch.
Speaker 2: Next question kind of along the same lines. Will you
Speaker 2: guys ever do your Bog and Gate shows in like
Speaker 2: recording an episode in bog and Games.
Speaker 3: Well, bucket list on the fly, bucket list on the fly?
Speaker 3: Can we lock that in before the show ends? We
Speaker 3: have to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh easy. Jane and Ian would love to have you.
Speaker 2: I love to see them. What is the hardest thing
Speaker 2: about doing podcasts for so long with the same people?
Speaker 2: Do you ever get annoyed with each other's traits?
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's like any friendship, but I
Speaker 3: think ours is all on the show, like you hear everything.
Speaker 2: I think they've mentioned, you know, doing podcasts with the
Speaker 2: same people for so long. I think the beauty of
Speaker 2: that is that you just get used to any annoying
Speaker 2: traits in a way. Yeah, Like back in the day,
Speaker 2: I used to get a little bit miffed, not like annoyed, annoyed,
Speaker 2: but I'd get miffed if it was obvious that you
Speaker 2: weren't listening to me, because like you might ask a
Speaker 2: question and I'm like, well, I already said that we listening. Yes,
Speaker 2: But over time I've realized that you've just you're living
Speaker 2: with the highest of high functioning anxiety. So there probably
Speaker 2: are times where your mind is fleetingly thinking about or
Speaker 2: worrying about something in the future. You're not one hundred
Speaker 2: percent focused on every fucking word I say. So it
Speaker 2: was an annoying trade, but now it's not.
Speaker 3: You know, every time we've done this podcast, I've been
Speaker 3: working before and then i work after, exactly in the
Speaker 3: middle of my work day.
Speaker 2: So that's what I mean, Like for and arfter, it
Speaker 2: doesn't see it'll be triggy to be completely present. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's sort of what I'm saying. I've come to a
Speaker 2: place of understanding rather than being annoyed at a trait. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, well, fair enough, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I'm still annoyed by at all all of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, there must be one annoyed and trade of mine. No,
Speaker 2: the fact that I burp whenever we're doing episodes like
Speaker 2: this and I'm drinking champagne and I'm like, hang on,
Speaker 2: I'll start that again.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: You idiots wouldn't know. But I've burped at least three times.
Speaker 2: But it won't make the editor. From now on, sure,
Speaker 2: I'll leave them all in for.
Speaker 3: An hour on out all right, more, this is great. Also,
Speaker 3: is there any question that is genuine with a name
Speaker 3: or are they all hiding behind.
Speaker 2: That's so funny that you said that, because the next
Speaker 2: one is from Katie. We gave people the option to
Speaker 2: sign their name if they wanted to. Katie says, when
Speaker 2: you recorded your first episode, did you ever think the
Speaker 2: podcast would be this popular?
Speaker 3: I think we'd hope so. We'd hope so, and we
Speaker 3: would want we wanted it to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think I don't know if I've said
Speaker 2: this before, I might have hang on, shit, I think
Speaker 2: I've said this before. When we first started posting the episodes,
Speaker 2: I remember the first couple of months being like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, we're just screaming into the abyss like our
Speaker 2: numbers were so fucking low for the first couple of months,
Speaker 2: and then eventually the video started to pick up on
Speaker 2: TikTok and we started to find our people.
Speaker 3: We got traction.
Speaker 2: And so did you ever think the podcast would be
Speaker 2: this popular? My answer is I fucking hoped so, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I was really worried at first. I was like,
Speaker 2: if I made a huge mistake, like it was bad.
Speaker 3: But that happens as well, especially when you're starting a
Speaker 3: podcast from scratch. I mean that also shouldn't deter you.
Speaker 3: If you're listening to this podcast. It's happened for us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, so push through.
Speaker 2: Okay, Next question, another anonymous one. You guys have grown
Speaker 2: so much over the years. What is one thing you
Speaker 2: would tell your twenty nineteen self before it jem.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how old will be in twenty nineteen?
Speaker 2: Shit? Go to do maths?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Five years ago, so twenty three, twenty four I
Speaker 3: had just come.
Speaker 2: Out, so I would have been twenty three. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you probably would have. When did we start October eighteen?
Speaker 2: When October was the end of the year, wasn't it. Yeah, Oka,
Speaker 2: So you'd have been twenty three, I would have been
Speaker 2: twenty four. I don't know.
Speaker 3: What would you tell yourself.
Speaker 6: I'd say, there's a pandemic coming, Yeah, fucking enjoy that
Speaker 6: studio while you ken Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah you'll be stuck at home for a bit.
Speaker 3: I'd say invest in uber.
Speaker 2: What would I tell my twenty nineteenth self. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think when I did not my cup of tea.
Speaker 2: I used to be we had like planning meetings and
Speaker 2: like a log and everything. I thrived on feeling prepared.
Speaker 2: But I've gotten like one thing this podcast has taught
Speaker 2: me is just go with it, wing it on the
Speaker 2: fly to an extent, like we don't put no thought
Speaker 2: into it. But yeah, just roll with the punches and
Speaker 2: improvise a bit.
Speaker 3: Well, that's very much my mantra in my way of.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've rubbed off and me, don't make the joke.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I didn't even think of it because I'm
Speaker 3: not smarty or dirty.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's what I tell myself, which is just relax.
Speaker 2: Like I've gotten better at just going with the flow
Speaker 2: of a conversation rather than being like, well I expected
Speaker 2: it to go this way, because sometimes I'd go into
Speaker 2: an e gym, thinking that we would take it in
Speaker 2: one direction and then we go another way and I'd
Speaker 2: freak out. But now I'm just like, ah, we'll see
Speaker 2: where we end up.
Speaker 3: Well, that's often where the best bits in the most
Speaker 3: viral moments have come from, exact those moments. I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't know what i'd say. I don't know. I
Speaker 3: have to think on that. You know, my memory sucks.
Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't know what I want
Speaker 3: to tell my younger self.
Speaker 2: Those questions just come out and gotten in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Surely you would use twenty nineteen self aheads that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have said, check his DMS in about
Speaker 3: three and a half four years.
Speaker 2: Moving right the fuck along. Yeah, Hey, Mitch's and Jenna.
Speaker 2: It literally feels like yesterday that a handful of us
Speaker 2: started listening since day one. Thanks for all the lasts
Speaker 2: you give us. That's just a message on a question.
Speaker 2: That's so you're welcome. Of course, this one has been signed.
Speaker 2: Chari says, I wanted to take a moment to express
Speaker 2: my gratitude for the past five years. It's been an
Speaker 2: incredibly challenging period marked by estrangement from my family due
Speaker 2: to my nacissistic parents help the struggles including cancer, a hysterectomy,
Speaker 2: gall butter removal, bouts of deep depression and suicidal thoughts.
Speaker 2: While I successfully lost thirty kilos, I now faced body dysmorphia. However,
Speaker 2: your podcast has been a constant source of comfort and strength.
Speaker 2: Your podcast has brought laughter to my darkest days, providing
Speaker 2: a much needed escape and giving me the strength to persevere.
Speaker 2: I'm deeply thankful for the laughter, entertainment, and stillness you've
Speaker 2: brought into my life. Your podcast has made an incredible
Speaker 2: impact on my journey. Thank you for everything that is
Speaker 2: so Charie, We've got fucking bad news for you.
Speaker 3: Sure that episode won't sit well with Chari.
Speaker 2: No, I see. That's that kind of sums up why
Speaker 2: we do what we do and why even when it's
Speaker 2: really hard to fit in a recording for Funk's sake,
Speaker 2: we still push through because we know that it means
Speaker 2: something to people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and God, the amount of messages they get like that,
Speaker 3: it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It is And like I've had other podcasts impact me
Speaker 2: in that way. So I'm like, I'm so glad that
Speaker 2: we can do that. Only a few questions left to go.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a moment where you wanted to
Speaker 2: quit the podcast? Yeah? Yeah, listen, well quite recently ago.
Speaker 2: How much longer do you see the podcast going for? Take?
Speaker 3: Not very a few months?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of months, couple weeks.
Speaker 3: I've made twelve more episodes.
Speaker 2: Do you think the podcast will still be going in
Speaker 2: another five years? No? No, no, terrible and final question,
Speaker 2: do you think there will be a time where the
Speaker 2: podcast will have its final episode? Yeah? I actually can
Speaker 2: see that in December. Thanks for your questions. Idiots. Fuck
Speaker 2: this has been a rollercoaster of an episode. It feel
Speaker 2: really weird.
Speaker 3: It's bizarre.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: One thing I've noticed in the fact that we're ending
Speaker 3: the show is that the podcast was always the tagline
Speaker 3: of the podcast, which was, you know, really saying young adulthood.
Speaker 3: Technically we're ending in our twenties, so that's the podcast. Really,
Speaker 3: I'm going to be thirty next year.
Speaker 2: It makes sense because someone posted in the group hurtfully
Speaker 2: they said, young adulthood is actually defined as early to
Speaker 2: mid twenties, and we're not in our mid twenties anymore.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, We're in our late twenties.
Speaker 2: In that case, it makes sense to wrap a series
Speaker 2: about the rude shocks of young adulthood right about now.
Speaker 3: Totally when you think about it this way. Look, and
Speaker 3: I do think that there are going to be people
Speaker 3: that are upset about this, But every good series you've
Speaker 3: ever loved does come to an end. It happens. It's
Speaker 3: how things work. And also, you can still consume me.
Speaker 3: You can still consume Mitch, you can still consume Jenna,
Speaker 3: there are many well I don't know he can consume
Speaker 3: Jenny book. But we're still around, We're still available. You
Speaker 3: can get us all on social media and all our
Speaker 3: other podcast.
Speaker 2: The Breakfast show I work for.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying, but the other day I actually spoke
Speaker 6: about how I met Lina del Ray's new husband.
Speaker 3: What you met him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on his swamp tour. We really fuck off?
Speaker 2: Wait where is the swamp tour? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, okay, I did a swamp to it in Louisiana too.
Speaker 3: I really want to see if it's him a photo.
Speaker 3: I've got photos on my Facebook two.
Speaker 2: Because I didn't Lana del Ray just marry some random
Speaker 2: to a guy that she met. He didn't know that
Speaker 2: she was Lana del Rey. I mean who does. And
Speaker 2: so I got married and he used to I was
Speaker 2: picturing like those crock feed to it's in the Northern Territory.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Listen, the show is over, the announcement is out,
Speaker 3: and you know what, We're going to have fun and
Speaker 3: be silly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to make the next few months count. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you if you have a submission for
Speaker 3: the ege and bucket list, which is basically the things
Speaker 3: we need to tick off on this show before we end, before.
Speaker 2: We wrap up this episode, I do actually have anniversary
Speaker 2: presents for both of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't do that makes me feel shocking.
Speaker 2: I don't worry. I've always been so much more thoughtful organized, true,
Speaker 2: you are more so. You know how when it comes
Speaker 2: to wedding anniversaries, it's always like, oh, the tradition is
Speaker 2: one year is paper, two years is fucking played?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's like a different wood yes, well the
Speaker 2: five the annivers thary tradition is wood. This one's for
Speaker 2: you two. Open it up.
Speaker 3: It's a little white box, okay.
Speaker 2: And the options are quite limited when it comes to
Speaker 2: wooden gifts. But I thought this was cute.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, Oh what is this I'm opening? It's a little
Speaker 3: like in grave wooden box.
Speaker 2: It's a music box. You have to crank the thing
Speaker 2: on the bottom. Don't go too far because then it'll
Speaker 2: keep going. What song is it? Oh? If you are
Speaker 2: my sunshine? And what does that say on it?
Speaker 3: A true friendship is a journey without an end.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's my very way of saying, just
Speaker 2: because we're not co host anymore, please keep talking to me. Sweet,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be reird.
Speaker 3: That's really smart. Did you do that because.
Speaker 2: It's nice, isn't it?
Speaker 3: To give more to Yeah?
Speaker 2: And for you, Jenna, hang on, I don't want to
Speaker 2: overhet this one's are you getting up there?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's really very sweet. It says a true friendship is
Speaker 3: a journey without an and that's so nice.
Speaker 2: I hate to overshadow Cheery's actual tears, but I obviously
Speaker 2: thought of Jenna when I saw this music box. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, look at it. How do you even describe?
Speaker 6: That's a cat and it's got its little paw towards
Speaker 6: a little bottom.
Speaker 2: So Jenna's is a music box slash lamp and it's
Speaker 2: got a little glass cat in it. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I got she dropped it, Jenna, the glass bit the
Speaker 2: one that ought not be dropped the most. The orb
Speaker 2: just fell.
Speaker 3: I predicted that that's some ship. You would you know
Speaker 3: what I was thinking in my head? I thought, I
Speaker 3: want Jane to pass me that I want to smash it.
Speaker 3: I wanted to do it.
Speaker 2: So it's a little cat music. You have to twist
Speaker 2: the bottom to get it. I actually don't know what
Speaker 2: the fuck this song called the orb Jenna, Yeah, that'll do.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. It was watching Oh she's intrigued
Speaker 2: by the cat and.
Speaker 3: On the roof there's a light flower.
Speaker 2: Oh that'll be what's getting attention.
Speaker 4: I think I did a ballet to dance to this song?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? Apparently it's the theme
Speaker 2: song of City in the Sky.
Speaker 3: I never heard favorite TV series?
Speaker 2: Have you never heard of it?
Speaker 3: Mitchell? That gift is very.
Speaker 4: Sweet, so beautiful, genuinely so much.
Speaker 2: Genuinely cried that is actually did I was like, shit, man,
Speaker 2: it's a music box.
Speaker 3: But the sentiment is so kind. So our friendship is fine.
Speaker 3: It's going to persevere and power through good. Are you
Speaker 3: worried that I'm going to stop talking to you?
Speaker 2: You barely talk to.
Speaker 3: Me now, No, I do, Actually I do.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah you do. You've been better recently. But how
Speaker 2: we literally would only talk in the podcast and then
Speaker 2: you would sigh, flaky.
Speaker 3: There was like a year where we only spoke on
Speaker 3: pretty much. Yeah, so beautiful, Mitchell. That's sweet.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. No one actually said thank you, but you will.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: No, thank you. Let's end the show.
Speaker 2: Best gift ever, idiots.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. This is so sweet. It is
Speaker 3: the end, but do not worry. You have us for
Speaker 3: a little bit longer.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not the end just yet. So we're
Speaker 2: around until the end of the year. Of course.
Speaker 3: Five stars for whatever the fuck that means. Now the
Speaker 3: show's starts for five years, bitch, Yeah, I agree. Thank
Speaker 3: you for listening. We will see you all in a
Speaker 3: couple of days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back on Wednesday. Talk to your thing. It's my
Speaker 2: b YI Is it just me? A podcast by a
Speaker 2: couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 2: we pretend to show it's done. We keep talking.
Speaker 3: Shit, Oh thank god, that's done.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have no idea how much I've
Speaker 2: been dreading doing this announcement. It definitely the big deal
Speaker 2: to me, it's a.
Speaker 3: Very big deal. I just think we're kind of in
Speaker 3: shock as well, and we're just rolling through the punches.
Speaker 3: It also doesn't feel real now because we still have
Speaker 3: months a few months to go. Yeah we do, I
Speaker 3: mean not really depends on you. Haven't chosen a rap
Speaker 3: date yet.
Speaker 2: No, we haven't. I don't want to finish it.
Speaker 3: And I remember mitchu I did the episode of last week,
Speaker 3: the birthday episodes we all did, and then there were
Speaker 3: funny episodes, and I was like, maybe we've made the
Speaker 3: wrong decision. The show's hilarious.
Speaker 2: But if you listen to the start of this episode
Speaker 2: cheering your motherfucker as we were choosing when here's the fight,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh ye bitch, there'd be some listener going,
Speaker 2: oh god, they're such close friends.
Speaker 3: The show is not ending?
Speaker 2: Well it is it is? Yeah, obviously it's the five
Speaker 2: year Anniverse three episode today, So we bumped our usual
Speaker 2: is it this you call it? Will do that on Wednesdays? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, why not?
Speaker 2: Don't stress.
Speaker 3: Everyone that I've told in my life is deeply shocked,
Speaker 3: but really so shocked. Everyone that I've ever told is
Speaker 3: just like what why why?
Speaker 5: What? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: You too all right?
Speaker 2: And your answer is.
Speaker 3: The answers no to all of the above. No, of
Speaker 3: course we are.
Speaker 2: It's just reach its natural end, I guess. So keep
Speaker 2: saying five fucking years is a long time.
Speaker 3: It is a long time. But we can keep all
Speaker 3: the socials and all the the what's it called?
Speaker 2: Like, the episodes won't disvanished.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it'll be that chat with my heart radiosha No,
Speaker 3: I think, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: True, I mean all that not my cup of tea
Speaker 2: ones are still there, so I doubt they delete us.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, what if one of us blows up
Speaker 3: or we both which we will become ultra famous and
Speaker 3: we start in a Netflix series and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people were really nerdy to find out the backstory
Speaker 2: of their favorite award winning actress Jenna Bent so direct
Speaker 2: and they go through her back catalog and.
Speaker 3: They get and she gets canceled for what you said
Speaker 3: about abortion and episode three sixteen. We haven't even gone.
Speaker 2: That three sixteen. By the way. When we come to
Speaker 2: deciding our final episode, I feel like a big part
Speaker 2: of it is going to be the episode number, like
Speaker 2: if we end on something fucked like two forty seven.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, well, I wrong. When I was
Speaker 3: doing a shit the other day, I was doing the math,
Speaker 3: and I think, if we do it right, we can
Speaker 3: end on two point fifty. Wouldn't that be cool?
Speaker 2: That would be really satisfied. I ever had to look
Speaker 2: at the calendar. But if you're right, I can try right,
Speaker 2: I think it would. We'll figure it out later. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even if it's like two fifty two, because it's like
Speaker 2: the two it's there again, that's fine. Yeah, it just
Speaker 2: needs to be a nice number, like two forty six
Speaker 2: is a revolting number to end discust.
Speaker 3: No, that'd be terrible, And also that would sit at
Speaker 3: the top of the feed for eternity. We can't have that.
Speaker 2: Part of me is kind of loving the fact that
Speaker 2: this episode is two thirty seven, three and seven, my
Speaker 2: favorite numbers. Oh really, it's a three two thirty seven.
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, perfect meant to be two.
Speaker 3: Three seven ye, and it means nothing to me, but it.
Speaker 2: Me sad it will never make it to episode three
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy three.
Speaker 3: Ah, that would have been nice.
Speaker 2: That would have made me squwirt that second Champaign. I'm
Speaker 2: getting episode two.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and fifty episodes is kind of crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 3: How many episodes of Friends were there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The good good cool because they did ten seasons,
Speaker 2: but it was only thirty episodes each.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so three hundred Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, that's embarrassing. The answer. We will do more
Speaker 3: episodes than France.
Speaker 2: They've done two thirty six. We've already overtaken them.
Speaker 3: We beat Friends. Shit, Friends, give me another show?
Speaker 2: Sign piled?
Speaker 3: Okay, they they left it their peak. They only did
Speaker 3: one hundred and eighty beat them, did they? Yeah, let's
Speaker 3: do All Saints?
Speaker 4: Oh classic?
Speaker 3: Oh four hundred and ninety three. Oh fuck, that is
Speaker 3: so many.
Speaker 2: Gray's Anatomy. No, they shit all over us, no doubt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Mcloud's daughters. I just googled. They only did two hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty four episodes.
Speaker 3: We've beat them, We've been we've beat.
Speaker 2: Them, probably not more than Neighbors on thousands.
Speaker 3: Well they're still going Yeah the Simpsons seven hundred and
Speaker 3: sixty nine. Ah fuck, they're still going.
Speaker 2: To Well see that sums it up perfectly. We don't
Speaker 2: want to be the Simpsons correct, where everyone's like, gee,
Speaker 2: it used to be good.
Speaker 3: Correct, they steal on, they still on.
Speaker 2: We don't want people to say that about us.
Speaker 3: No, I agree, You're right. We don't want to be
Speaker 3: on and hating it and old and withered. Just just time.
Speaker 3: The show's done.
Speaker 2: Now, Jerry, play your music box. Oh, because I'm going
Speaker 2: to wrap things up. But yeah, do you remember when
Speaker 2: it used to be two percent better?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then for our three year anniversary we up to
Speaker 2: to three percent better. Correct, And then it became four
Speaker 2: percent better. But then we started doing two episodes a week,
Speaker 2: so we split it in two. Yeah, so it's still
Speaker 2: two percent better. Every episodect. Technically, if my math is correct,
Speaker 2: it means five percent better per week. But every episode
Speaker 2: I say, crank the music please. We hope this podcast
Speaker 2: made you feel at least two point five percent better today,
Speaker 2: that's all just two point five percent, So we do.
Speaker 2: I don't like the decimal point? Should we?
Speaker 3: I don't mind it?
Speaker 2: Should we keep up with tradition? I guess we do.
Speaker 3: Now we're nothing if not sticklers for rules.
Speaker 2: This is we just stick with two because that's been
Speaker 2: we've used that the most.
Speaker 3: I say, we do too. Oh wow, the music stopped.
Speaker 3: That's a sign.
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: two percent better today. That's all that feels, right, So
Speaker 2: we do we do?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 6: We can?
Speaker 3: Should we let this music take you out?
Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah and back on Wednesday, idiots, catch soon for listening.
Speaker 3: We're sorry about the news. Do you have us for
Speaker 3: a little bit longer?
Speaker 2: And Russia?
Speaker 3: And for the record, I do love you met Jelle
Speaker 3: and Jenna, Thank you for the last five years.
Speaker 2: Happy anniversary, Happy, happy unniversary? Is it just me? A
Speaker 2: podcast by a couple of mechs.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 5: A sorry, I don't like them?
Speaker 2: Why didn't diminish the sung?
Speaker 3: There we go?
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh my god.