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Speaker 1: Joins the and Amanda in the morning on one Sam.

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Speaker 2: You know, Jim Dolan is a tireless member of our show.

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Speaker 2: And not only does he do the news, it makes

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Speaker 2: the teaser case a cup of tea. He does the

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Speaker 2: Jibber Jabber every week. He gets all the tapes of

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Speaker 2: this show from the week and doesn't he complain about it.

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Speaker 2: Of course I've got to do the news.

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Speaker 3: Well, we thought, you know what, You're right, we do

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Speaker 3: work him home, I said.

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Speaker 2: To him last night. I rang him at about ten

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Speaker 2: o'clock last night to st affter. We finished the backard

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Speaker 2: jab as a Jim, how about we give you a

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Speaker 2: week off from Jimbo's Jibbi jab and so thank god,

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Speaker 2: it's the busiest news day of my life. And I said,

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Speaker 2: why don't you do Jimbo's Jibbi Jabber plays of the

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Speaker 2: Year document all of the year, put it into a

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Speaker 2: one package.

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Speaker 3: So let's see what he did, shall we.

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Speaker 2: Jimbo's Jibber Jabber Plays the Year jab twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: What a plot fish And it started so well with

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Speaker 3: Jonesy's thirtieth anniversary in radio.

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Speaker 4: And finally the Shia Rangers is giving away one male

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Speaker 4: black laborator. It's about two years old, excellent ten from it.

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Speaker 4: It's only got one week until it'll have to be destroyed.

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Speaker 4: So if you'd like to find out about the dog,

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Speaker 4: just give us a call here at the radio stage.

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Speaker 1: What about that dog?

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Speaker 2: Do you think it made it?

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Speaker 3: Whilst that was happening, the bushfires raged, but much good

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Speaker 3: was done with the millions being raised with Firefight, thanks

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Speaker 3: largely to comedian Celeste Barber. She's gonna have a sore

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Speaker 3: voice today.

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Speaker 2: He's going to need to sue that we laughed and

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Speaker 2: married it first sight contestants. I love the word one

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Speaker 2: hundred percent percent fresh. I was even read that was

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Speaker 2: an ad that was last night, something bigger than one

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Speaker 2: hundred percent two. We made jokes about toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: See, it's going to wreck it for everyone because the

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Speaker 3: bosses will buy that shiny stuff stuff public toilet that

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Speaker 3: just spreads it around, It just moves it around.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that wibbing your bum with a new idea.

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Speaker 3: Now that's a new idea.

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Speaker 2: We made jokes about toilet paper with the PM has

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Speaker 2: has the toilet roll situation at Kiriberry House, haven'ting?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've told that's well.

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Speaker 2: Hasn't been down at Cole's hoarding toilet paper has it?

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Speaker 1: And we just made jokes.

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Speaker 3: Two blokes were at the drunken end of a night out.

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Speaker 3: Suddenly one spews all over his new jacket.

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Speaker 5: My wife will kill me, he says.

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Speaker 3: No problem, says his mate, blame me. Put fifty bucks

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Speaker 3: in your top pocket and say, I spewed on you,

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Speaker 3: and I was so horrified I gave you fifty bucks.

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Speaker 3: So he goes home where his wife flings open the

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Speaker 3: door and sure enough gets stuck in. Look what you've

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Speaker 3: done your new jacket. So he hands over the fifty

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Speaker 3: dollars and says, my mate is embarrassed his beard on me.

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Speaker 3: He gave me the money, said, well, hang on, there

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Speaker 3: are two fifty notes here.

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Speaker 5: He said, yeah, he.

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Speaker 3: Pooed my pants as well.

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Speaker 2: That got a genuine it's actually very very good.

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Speaker 3: We also had a cavalcade of massive stars Jolly Parton. Hello,

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Speaker 3: Well hello to you and thanks for having me. I'm

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Speaker 3: a Mendez Russell Goldiehorn. Hello, Alice Cooper, how you guys doing?

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Speaker 3: Thrilled to have you and McGregor on the program. I

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Speaker 3: am Norton. Hello, we're talking to Nicole Kidman. Hello, Rebel Wilson, Hello,

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Speaker 3: John Clice, Hello, Hello, nice to see you. Broke and

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Speaker 3: John Claude van Dam just got a little bit wee.

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Speaker 1: I will smell that tree, yep, I will smell the

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Speaker 1: eliving tree. I won't feel the nature. I want to

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Speaker 1: see your country more than your people. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: That's okay.

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Speaker 3: We have an intrusion with our wild life.

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Speaker 2: You can feel our country anytime, decided Arnold Schwartzen again.

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Speaker 5: Smell she has? Oh yes, yes, the.

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Speaker 2: Is that the housekeeper?

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Speaker 3: No whiskey at Lulu for some reason. The two donkeys

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Speaker 3: all that are his pets, and seriously they're in his

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Speaker 3: kitchen and he's giving them carrots. That's what that was,

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Speaker 3: you feel sure, But then again so did our listeners.

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Speaker 5: Well, my twoth tend to be quite anique atho you

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Speaker 5: quite well? So you know, everything gets lights and when

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Speaker 5: you look at the wipe after I folded it up,

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Speaker 5: you really can't think that there's nothing on it because

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Speaker 5: it's all just color, and then it's been wiped off

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Speaker 5: and folded up, and you can't really think.

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Speaker 3: She said her poosan what is she?

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Speaker 2: And then there was Donald But I think this was normal.

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Speaker 3: Here's a press conference that Donald Trump was part of

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Speaker 3: explaining his latest cognitive test.

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Speaker 1: Persian Woman's man camera is here.

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Speaker 2: They say, that's amazing, that's amazing.

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Speaker 3: He's just pointing at things he can see.

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Speaker 5: We learned what wipe is thanks to the song of

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Speaker 5: the year.

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Speaker 2: This is just write down what.

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Speaker 3: Their beat beep is A right down Okay.

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Speaker 2: So that's wet. Oh goodness me Jesus and a mouth.

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Speaker 3: I think we beat the word bucket. It's the only

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Speaker 3: word the entire song that doesn't need to be beat.

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Speaker 1: Why is there bucket in there?

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Speaker 3: Because you have to bring a bucket and a mop on?

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Speaker 3: He w a p jeep.

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Speaker 4: Jonesy didn't learn a thing when he took on school

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Speaker 4: age children with home learner.

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Speaker 3: What is nine times eight? Jones forty eight? Because what

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Speaker 3: is nine times eight?

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Speaker 1: Correct? That's a disgrace.

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Speaker 5: Saying that's a disgrace that could happened to somebody else.

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Speaker 1: There were tears, and I.

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Speaker 3: Wish I could say that I loved thank you.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, there we are. That's what's happening this week.

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Speaker 2: I remember going into the studio.

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Speaker 3: These things will serve to make you a better friend,

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Speaker 3: a better parent, a bit broadcaster, and I've ended with

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Speaker 3: the most emotional bit of all. You will meet Barry Manilow,

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Speaker 3: but you won't marry him. Spoiler alert, he's gay.

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Speaker 5: What conantrums?

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Speaker 3: Just shut your mind, your own business, and shut your piehole.

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Speaker 1: You're such a scam.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a scab.

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Speaker 3: Grow morning, ladies. It's a good drying day in the

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Speaker 3: nineteen fifties.

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Speaker 2: Climate change is a really actually it is a real thing.

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Speaker 2: Why would you.

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Speaker 3: Taught me about saying climate change is right?

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Speaker 2: I were to pass on with Barry Dupo and honest

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Speaker 2: to god laughs.

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Speaker 3: Got fifty dollars for five seconds work that night. Five seconds.

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Speaker 2: I kind of picked my bom in five seconds.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can.

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Speaker 2: It's too long to pick.

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Speaker 5: That's for shame.

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Speaker 2: That's the only thing you can do in five seconds.

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Speaker 3: It seems quick until you got to pick your.

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Speaker 2: By too long.

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Speaker 5: See you guys next year.

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Speaker 3: This has been Jimbo's Jimmy Jabba, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy d joins the.

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Speaker 1: And Amanda in the Morning one at one point seven.

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Speaker 1: Tell you