1 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to the palanquins. 2 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 2: And my name is Artsimone and I need to get 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 2: something off my chest. I have ever bophobia. Yes that's true, 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 2: I do have ever bo phobia. And I hear going, 5 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 2: what is that? Well, it's actually the fear of teenagers. 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: And are you with me? 7 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 2: Have you self diagnosed yourself just like I have as 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 2: well in this moment, because teenagers are scary. They're absolutely 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 2: terrible human beings. I don't even think they're actually humans 10 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 2: by that point. They're weird in between us that make 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 2: our lives living hells. And I don't even have teenager 12 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 2: like I don't live with any. I mean, it's sure 13 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 2: that some of my street, but yet they infect my 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 2: day to day life despite my choice to try and 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 2: avoid them. You know what it's like, you're going down 16 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 2: to the shops. Oh, there's a few hanging out the 17 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 2: front of coals. You know, you'll walk past them and 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: they'll say a little remark and go. Or you'll be 19 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 2: on the train and they're and their music and running 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 2: up and down the aisles and causing a big old 21 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: ruckers making each other laugh. No, or I don't know, 22 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: maybe you'll be dressed up in drag and walking the street, 23 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 2: going to a gig, minding your own business, and then 24 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,919 Speaker 2: they start squawking stuff at you and saying mean things. 25 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like them. 26 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 2: I don't think they should be part of society, and 27 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 2: I think in this moment, we should actually bring in 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 2: some rules for the teens of Australia. Hear me out, 29 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 2: hear me out. I've got a few different rules that 30 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,680 Speaker 2: I think we should put into place. Okay, Now, first 31 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 2: of all, I don't want to ban them completely, because 32 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: I know they're useful. They're great working at McDonald's on 33 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 2: the drive through, they're great packing the shelves at Cole's 34 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 2: night time, so they do have their place in society. 35 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 2: But outside of the workforce and school, I think we 36 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 2: should put some rules and some caveats on their existence. 37 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: So I've made some rules. Don't worry. 38 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: They're nothing unrealistic or unreasonable, super simple and easy to 39 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 2: follow for the teens of our nation. So the first 40 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 2: thing that I have for you is no loitering at all. 41 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: Just like when you're on a flight from Australia to 42 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 2: the US and they put that little announcement on that 43 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 2: says you can't loiter around the toilets. Same thing for 44 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 2: the teens. If I have to follow the rules on 45 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 2: a plane, they can do it in society. So no loitering, 46 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 2: always moving, always constant movement. And I think that's also 47 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 2: good for the health and safety of them as well, 48 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 2: because you know, we've got to keep moving. Not all 49 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 2: the kids are doing I was kick anymore, okay, there's 50 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 2: not big intakes on that. They're not playing their netball, 51 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 2: So I just want them always moving at all times. 52 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 2: Second of all, pairs only. If there's more than two, 53 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 2: it's a pack. So pairs, no packs, only two. If 54 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 2: there's three, one has to go. It's going to break 55 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 2: up some relationships with friends. It's going to be tragic. 56 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 2: But that's not my problem, you know. Welcome to the 57 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 2: real world. Okay, pairs only, thank you very much. Third 58 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 2: of all, no eye contact. Okay, no eye contact with 59 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 2: me unless I invite it, just like. 60 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: You would with a hippogriff. 61 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 2: You know where you have to bow to the hippogriff 62 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 2: before it invites you into its space. I don't want 63 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: you to give me any eye contact unless I open 64 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 2: up the conversation with my eye contact just like that. 65 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 2: Very simple, very simple rules. Also, we need a bit 66 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 2: of a time limit from when they're allowed outside of 67 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 2: the house, so beyond school hours. I think they should 68 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 2: just be allowed out of the house from like three 69 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 2: point fifteen to three forty five because that's enough time 70 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 2: to get home unless they are going to a sporting practice, 71 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 2: but again no loitering. 72 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: They have to go straight there. 73 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 2: If they are seen in society outside of those times, 74 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 2: I think they are allowed to be with a parent 75 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 2: or guardian. That is acceptable. And lastly, don't worry, this 76 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 2: isn't for all the teen years. Okay, I'm thinking this 77 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 2: is probably thirteen to eighteen on their eighteenth birthday. 78 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: Just like they do their driver's test. 79 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 2: Before they do that, they can sit a lovely little 80 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 2: sit me down test and also one on one with 81 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 2: a verified adult to see that they are ready to 82 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 2: head into society and become one of the people. So please, 83 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 2: I implore you to join my change dot org petition. 84 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 2: Please sign on that and I will be setting that 85 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 2: to Anthony Albanezi and as my Chemical Romance do say 86 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 2: in their song teenagers scare the living shit out of me. 87 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: This is the palate cleanser. 88 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 2: Get ready because you've got a special guests and a 89 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 2: lot of shit talking. 90 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 1: Hi. 91 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 3: I'm Sean, and one time I pooped into a McDonald's 92 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 3: cup on the side of the highway. 93 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: Hello, Sean, how are you? 94 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 3: I'm really good. 95 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,679 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing really well? 96 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what we've started off today quite 97 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 2: well because I am always down for talking shit and 98 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 2: I think that's exactly what we're going to be doing 99 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 2: today after your little teaser there. Okay, so you've pooped 100 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,679 Speaker 2: into a McDonald's cup. 101 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: Do you want to tell me that story? Or can 102 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: I already ask in advance? 103 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 2: Why McDonald's cup if you've got a personal vendetta against 104 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 2: the big Golden arches, or it's. 105 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: The exact opposite. 106 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 3: When I drive into the Maca's drive through, they go, oh, 107 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 3: it's you again. I don't even need to order. They're like, 108 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 3: here he is, and they alert everyone Sean's back. So 109 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,839 Speaker 3: that's why it was available, because I had just finished 110 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 3: oh ice latte with almond milk, oh no sugar, and 111 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 3: it was good and maybe too good. 112 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 2: It was so good you had to expel something. Are 113 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 2: you traditionally a cup poa or. 114 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: No? 115 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 3: No, no, it was the first time, I'm and I 116 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 3: hope it's not the last. 117 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 2: Oh are you telling me it was a slightly pleasurable 118 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 2: experience for you? 119 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 3: I think I was just so surprised that my aim 120 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 3: was so good. 121 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: That I want to try again, just to see if 122 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: it was a flu. 123 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 2: Now, I tell you what, something like that is my 124 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 2: worst nightmare, because I do a lot of traveling, of course, 125 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 2: and I do a lot of traveling in full drag. 126 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 2: And the issue is when you need to go to 127 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 2: the bathroom and you're dressed like a drag queen. It 128 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 2: is not an easy process. It is not an easy 129 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 2: process because there are layers upon layers upon layers between 130 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 2: me and my between me down there is and it's 131 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 2: it's not very easy, and I've so much so luckily 132 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 2: it hasn't happened to me. But I have so many 133 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:07,359 Speaker 2: drag girl friends that have pissed themselves, especially in elevators 134 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 2: when they just almost back to the hotel room or 135 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 2: so I'm just out and about and you just got 136 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,159 Speaker 2: to let it happen. So I'm glad that that hasn't 137 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 2: happened to me yet, Nor have I had to poop 138 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,720 Speaker 2: into a McDonald's cup. 139 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: But sit the scene for me. So it's a lovely 140 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:21,599 Speaker 1: sunny day. 141 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 3: It's a lovely sunny day. I've just got off air 142 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 3: on the Today Show. I finished my segment and I 143 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 3: jump into the car and I'm driving home. I actually 144 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 3: have plans that I'm going to go into the city 145 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 3: to the pop Mark to just do a little bit 146 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 3: of hunting. Maybe I'll find a la boo boo. But 147 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 3: then my stomach starts to growl, and I'm thinking to myself, 148 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 3: it's okay, just let out a two baby. 149 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 2: No, you can never trust a fat, never trust a fat. 150 00:06:55,360 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 3: Please, you weren't there to tell me. So I go 151 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 3: to just let out a teeny tiny test just to 152 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 3: test not the turtle hit, and I knew within a 153 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 3: second that I was not going to be able to 154 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 3: continue the test. The test had failed. I had failed 155 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 3: the test. But I am on the highway. And not 156 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 3: only am I on the highway, I am headed looking 157 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 3: directly at the Sydney Harbor Bridge. So if you're not 158 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 3: from city and you're listening to this, there is no 159 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 3: more iconic massive bridge that you can't just like. 160 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: Turn off of No. 161 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 3: No, So I make a decision. You have You've got 162 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 3: to act fast, and these situations are if I turn 163 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 3: off immediately, I'm fourteen minutes from my house. 164 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 2: Okay, you're doing so. You're doing the mats in your head. 165 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 2: You do calculating, Look, how can I. 166 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,559 Speaker 1: Make this work? 167 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 3: I'm not going to make it to Popmark. Am I 168 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 3: going to find a bathroom there? Am I going to 169 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 3: take a poop on a labuobu? 170 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. 171 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 2: I think there's some people that may have done that 172 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 2: to try and get a further ahead into line. I'm 173 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 2: sure it's happened before. 174 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: Now I'm not reading everything I know. Maybe you could 175 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: have jumped a cue. 176 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 3: You could have just said foreshadowing. I wouldn't have made it. 177 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: No, so I chuck Ayui. 178 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 3: I flipped the car onto the other side of the road, 179 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 3: and I'm headed as fast as I can home, thinking 180 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,119 Speaker 3: you can do this. I start doing that mental talk 181 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 3: that we only do when things are really really good 182 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 3: or really really bad. You got this, Sean. You're you 183 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 3: are bigger than this. You are braver than this. You 184 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 3: have held in things longer than this. It's not like 185 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,199 Speaker 3: you're on survivor standing on one peg trying to win 186 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 3: a million dollars. You're just driving home to do a poop. Well, 187 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,080 Speaker 3: guess what I couldn't wait it was it was so 188 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 3: obvious that this was not just a regular tootle tootle. 189 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 3: This was an illness poop. This was something inside of 190 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 3: you needs to exit. You ate something wrong. 191 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 2: There's a damien ins of you, and it's going to 192 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 2: come at regardless. So what point do you decide, I'm 193 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,959 Speaker 2: just going to have to do this, like there's no 194 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 2: other option that you've calculated anything. 195 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 3: Look, it's the sweat dripping off the back of my 196 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 3: like it's hitting my back so intensely. I'm gonna suit, 197 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,839 Speaker 3: by the way, because I've just got off television. I'm 198 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 3: going a two piece suit. I have full makeup and hair, 199 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 3: and the sweat is sweating. And I realize, because I'm 200 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 3: sure you can picture this, but maybe not all listeners can. 201 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 3: That highway off of the bridge, there are no you 202 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 3: can't park on the side, There is no exit lanes. 203 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,840 Speaker 3: You are just on it. So I pull over into 204 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 3: what is one singular like a breakdown area that says 205 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 3: like no parking, no stopping. This is for people who 206 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 3: are professional trady vest people. That's what the sign said 207 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 3: the verbatim boom hazard, chuck it. But then I haven't 208 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 3: thought further than that. All I know is you're on 209 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 3: the side of the road. 210 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,040 Speaker 1: What are you going to do? 211 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 3: Get out of the car and poop on the side 212 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 3: of the road. This is already the worst moment of 213 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 3: your life. And I look to the left and they're 214 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,319 Speaker 3: in the cup holder is my Macca's ice latte, a 215 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:14,079 Speaker 3: large cup? And I hovered above it. 216 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 2: Do you have that moment as as this is happening, 217 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,719 Speaker 2: the deed is happening where you go? 218 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,319 Speaker 1: Is it too much? Is it going to overflow? Will 219 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,840 Speaker 1: the cup overflow? Oh? 220 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 3: One hundred percent? These questions are flooding through me. But 221 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 3: we're talking millisecond s, babe, We're talking. It's wabam bam, 222 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,679 Speaker 3: pants off, bell off, throwing. I'm screaming, I'm yelling. I 223 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 3: think I'm singing, like just to really, I just released 224 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 3: a poop song nationally, so it felt really like good timing. 225 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 3: And I hover above that cup and I let it rip, 226 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,199 Speaker 3: And let me tell you, I nailed it good? 227 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 2: And was it a good poop? You know the worst 228 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 2: thing that could be if it was just not a 229 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:51,960 Speaker 2: good one? 230 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 3: Oh, it was a great one. And I did think 231 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 3: in that moment, I wonder if Art's among won one 232 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 3: has talk to me about this on the podcast, and 233 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:00,280 Speaker 3: here we are. 234 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: How did you did get rid of this cup? By 235 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 1: the way, just throw it out the window? What did 236 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 1: you do? 237 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 2: Did you go back to McDonald's and say, there's something 238 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 2: wrong with this drink? Can I have a refund? 239 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: Did you do that? 240 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 3: Like? 241 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 1: How did you spin this to make it work in 242 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,079 Speaker 1: your scenario? 243 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 3: I wasn't going to throw it on the side of 244 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,839 Speaker 3: the road because I am not the type of person 245 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,319 Speaker 3: that needs to get arrested for doing an ellegial activity 246 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,680 Speaker 3: and polluting this great planet. I decided, because I was 247 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 3: obviously a trash individual who was deserving of this situation, 248 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 3: that I needed to drive home with it for the 249 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 3: thirteen minutes. And I made it home. And you know 250 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 3: what I did when I got home? Baby? 251 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 1: What did you do? Another one? 252 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 3: I jumped in the shower. 253 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 2: This isn't the first poop themed thing within your life. 254 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 2: Did you say you had a poop song? 255 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 3: Yes? 256 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: Can you tell me about your poop song? 257 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 3: It would be an honor and a privilege. So I'm 258 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,640 Speaker 3: a children's entertainer, Like, that's what I do is I 259 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 3: make parenting content for parents and for their kids. And 260 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 3: I have just always been a singer, always been a performer. 261 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 3: But when I thought about doing music, I was like, 262 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 3: I'm not going to be able to just do like 263 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 3: an ABC song. I got to do it in a 264 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 3: way that's me and my brand is comedic. And I 265 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,199 Speaker 3: just was looking at my kids and the songs they 266 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 3: like to listen to when you have little nuggets running 267 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 3: around your house, the stuff. 268 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: Nuggets, Dunce sag nuggets. 269 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 3: This episode, and so I wrote a song about poop 270 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 3: to make them laugh in the car, because that's what 271 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 3: one does. And then they just started to humm it, 272 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 3: and I thought we're onto something here. The next thing 273 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 3: you know, he has a song called It's Pooh Time 274 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 3: and an album on the way. 275 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:49,680 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. 276 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,680 Speaker 2: I hope we can get your song on drag Rice 277 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 2: first to Lipsing too, because I think that'd be quite fun. 278 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 3: God Australia versus the world, We're coming at you the 279 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 3: full circle. 280 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,079 Speaker 2: That'd be incredible. But I guess you know, human kids 281 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 2: love it. They love this. 282 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,559 Speaker 1: What's your opinions on Skibbity toilet Love. 283 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 3: It's in my top five on Spotify. 284 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 2: Is there is there a lot of people occupying the 285 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:20,319 Speaker 2: children's entertainment who section like, do you have any competitors 286 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,840 Speaker 2: out there that you know, that old Ronda out there 287 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,720 Speaker 2: who's got to something like let's take a dump dump 288 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 2: dump dump. 289 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just workshopping that as well, thank you. 290 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 3: That honestly based off of the competition I have that 291 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 3: is that version that you've just written would be in 292 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 3: the top five. No. Actually, in the poop space and 293 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 3: in the farts space, the competition is wild. 294 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,079 Speaker 1: Oh wow. 295 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, poopoo bum Bum written by poop poo man. Uh, 296 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,480 Speaker 3: he's massive. And when I talk massive, I'm not talking 297 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands, I'm talking millions and millions. The dude 298 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 3: is raking it in with his poopy bum and poopy 299 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 3: taco song. 300 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, I didn't know what was so 301 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: competitive out there. 302 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 2: I thought you'd really hit a niche there, But no, 303 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,320 Speaker 2: I've got a pretty good idea that it's going to 304 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 2: be doing all right for you, you and your lovely 305 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 2: poose songs there. 306 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 3: But you did not think this is what you'd be 307 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 3: doing today, did you? 308 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 1: So? 309 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 2: You do online content for families. How did you get 310 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 2: into the family space. I'm someone very far removed from 311 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 2: that world. I don't know why because I look like 312 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 2: a giant children's toy. But what brought you to that 313 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 2: style of content and where you are now? 314 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 3: So I was a social media expert for my whole career. 315 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 3: So I started as a community manager, worked my way 316 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 3: up to head of social and digital and advertising, and 317 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,120 Speaker 3: I was always in charge of and working with influencers. 318 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 3: So that's been my job since the introduction really of 319 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 3: bloggers and then influencers, and so I've always kind of 320 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 3: been watching and observing and seeing is there something I 321 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 3: could do. When my husband and I had children via surrogacy, 322 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 3: that story, which is not very common, was popular and 323 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 3: I posted about it on social media, just to a 324 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 3: couple hundred friends. And then the next thing you know, 325 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 3: I'm on podcasts, and then I'm on television, and then 326 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 3: I'm on radio. The story starts to kind of pick 327 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 3: up on its own. My husband is an Australian journalist, 328 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 3: and so that was helpful and getting the story out, 329 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 3: and I think the audience just grew naturally from there. 330 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 3: And it was about a year in maybe two when 331 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 3: I was making more money on Instagram than I was 332 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 3: making at my advertising job that I'd been doing for 333 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 3: ten years, that I decided, maybe this is a kind 334 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 3: of niche that I can fill. Of queer parenting. The 335 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 3: transition really occurred during the pandemic, so everyone's at home 336 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 3: reels are introduced. I have a lot of free time. 337 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 3: I was an actor, a comedian, so I just start 338 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 3: making reels like everybody else is doing, and mine just 339 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 3: started to take off. And that's the story. That's what 340 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 3: she wrote. 341 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 2: Now, by sharing your story, have you had any feedback 342 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 2: from other Rainbow families out there on how hearing your 343 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 2: process and what you went through has been able to 344 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 2: be something they could apply to their own life or 345 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 2: get more information out of it, or start their own families. 346 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. 347 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 3: I mean, as you will know more than anyone, the 348 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:23,760 Speaker 3: queer community can be quite divisive in their opinions about everything, 349 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 3: but especially on issues that are specific to our community. 350 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 3: And so the queer community is quite divided about surrogacy, 351 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 3: They're quite divided about having children. So I wouldn't say 352 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,600 Speaker 3: that it is the most supportive audience in the world. 353 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 3: Most of the people who find the story and interesting 354 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 3: are mothers who want to raise the next generation of 355 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 3: kids who feel safe and confident and can have families 356 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 3: one day. That being said, I have, you know, hundreds 357 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 3: of beautiful people who ever reached out and said I 358 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 3: read your book, I saw that video, I watched you 359 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 3: on the drum. I didn't realize that the option you 360 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,440 Speaker 3: and your husband chose even existed, and really you only 361 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,879 Speaker 3: need one or two of those for it to feel 362 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 3: worth it. So I don't really think about the messages 363 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,719 Speaker 3: I get from people saying why didn't you just not 364 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 3: have kids and leave that to the streets. 365 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 1: So I got to stop messaging you. 366 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 2: I'm like, god, embarrassing, Oh my god, I hope I 367 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 2: use my burner. 368 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 3: No. 369 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's really wonderful because there's all different 370 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,800 Speaker 2: paths we can choose to go down as queer people, 371 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,439 Speaker 2: and for someone like me, having a family was not 372 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,120 Speaker 2: something I ever thought was possible. So it's really exciting 373 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,320 Speaker 2: to meet other people that have managed to make that 374 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 2: a reality and do it very well, because it gives 375 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 2: me hope that maybe one day I can have a 376 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 2: little a little nugget with me. But until then, though, 377 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 2: it's just me and the cats, But I don't know. 378 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 2: Would you prefer a cat or a kid? 379 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,160 Speaker 3: I have a cat? 380 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you got both? Well, you just live. 381 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 1: You've got it all, don't you. 382 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 3: And I really really like my cat. 383 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 2: You've got poop songs, poop pajamas, You've got kids, You've 384 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 2: got a cup full of pooth. Your cup is full. 385 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,000 Speaker 2: You're doing very well. You're doing very well. 386 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: The Soapbox. 387 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 2: I like to gift space on my podcast audio time 388 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 2: on my podcast. I like to give back to the community, 389 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 2: and in this case, the pooh community. So I have 390 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 2: my thirty second Soapbox segment, and I thought it'd be 391 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,199 Speaker 2: nice to throw thirty seconds to you to use my 392 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 2: podcast for whatever you want. 393 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 1: You might want to sing some of your songs. You 394 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: might want to tell. 395 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 2: Us about your latest pooh oh. There's got to be 396 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 2: a good alliteration there, pooh projects. 397 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:50,640 Speaker 1: That's good. 398 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 3: Run. 399 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,679 Speaker 1: It's up to you. 400 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,639 Speaker 2: So, Sean Zepps, there's thirty seconds on the clock. 401 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,880 Speaker 3: Go. People are going to think that this was planned, 402 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,760 Speaker 3: and maybe it was. But on top of my poo song, 403 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 3: it's pooh time, I also did a poop pajama collaboration. 404 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 3: This is no joke. It's out in the world. They're 405 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,879 Speaker 3: almost sold out. But I literally made poop pajamas and 406 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 3: to finish out this thirty seconds, it's pooh time number two. 407 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 3: Time better hurry before it's too late. Got a feeling 408 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,760 Speaker 3: in my tummy, straight to my bummy. I don't think 409 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 3: I can wait wait, wait, and that's all. 410 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 1: You ah three so one. Wow, you got a lot 411 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,239 Speaker 1: in there. 412 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 2: I think you're the first person that's actually been very 413 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 2: coherent within their thirty seconds. Most people will freak out 414 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,399 Speaker 2: and they just start mumbling. You got a song, you 415 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 2: got a product, and you got a lot of shit talk. 416 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 2: And I'm very proud of you. 417 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: Sure, thank you, oh well, thank you so much for 418 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 1: joining us here today. I really appreciate it. 419 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 2: And I can't wait to go and listen to your 420 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 2: entire discography on the way home tonight. 421 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,199 Speaker 3: Thanks for having me er. 422 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:55,320 Speaker 1: Oh. 423 00:19:55,480 --> 00:20:00,199 Speaker 2: Conspiracy theories, the luckness not real, Bigfoot not really? Or 424 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 2: either what else is conspiracy theory? Or the moon landing 425 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,120 Speaker 2: did it happen? I don't care. 426 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 1: I wasn't there, but there's one. 427 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory that I love to think about and theorize 428 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 2: on with my friends and even with enemies. 429 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,400 Speaker 1: I don't mind. 430 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,160 Speaker 2: I'll talk to anyone about it. Because if you heard 431 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,960 Speaker 2: the glitter conspiracy theory, what's the glitter conspiracy theory? Thank 432 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 2: you for asking, because it all stems from this interview 433 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,160 Speaker 2: that happened in twenty eighteen with the world's biggest manufacturer 434 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 2: of glitter, and the interviewer asks this representative from the factory, 435 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,159 Speaker 2: would you know who your biggest client is? And the 436 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,639 Speaker 2: representative goes, oh, yeah, we definitely know who that is 437 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 2: and what industry they're from. And the interview's like, oh 438 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,679 Speaker 2: who is it. They're like, oh, no, I can't tell you. 439 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 2: And then the interviewer says, well, why why can't you 440 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,639 Speaker 2: tell us? And the representative goes, oh, because they wouldn't 441 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,359 Speaker 2: want you to know. What do you mean they wouldn't 442 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 2: want us to know. So then the interviewer even goes, 443 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 2: will you tell me off record? And the representa wouldn't. 444 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 2: So this caused a massive like glitter storm in the 445 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,399 Speaker 2: world of drag queens, glitter lovers, and just general conspiracy 446 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 2: theorists because who is using all the glitter. But the 447 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 2: other thing that came out of this interview was another 448 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 2: statement by the representative from the glitter factory, and they 449 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 2: said along the lines of well, where a glitter factory? 450 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 2: So everything that we produce is technically called glitter. What 451 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 2: do you mean? What else are you producing? What do 452 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,520 Speaker 2: you mean everything you produce? What is going on inside 453 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,120 Speaker 2: the walls of the glitter factory? 454 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 1: Where is it? Where is it coming from? Where is 455 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,399 Speaker 1: it going? He was buying it, he was using it. 456 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. 457 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 2: So there's some theories out there, one of them which 458 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,000 Speaker 2: I think is pretty obvious. I don't think they need 459 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 2: to hide it. Is a cosmetic industry. Everyone knows the 460 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 2: use glitter. I'm wearing it on my face right today. 461 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:55,199 Speaker 3: No. 462 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 2: Another one, someone thinks that the funeral industry is using it. 463 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 1: I don't know. Why are they having parties with all 464 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:02,879 Speaker 1: the corpses? 465 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 2: Like what's going on? Is glitter really good at keeping 466 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 2: people looking youthful? 467 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. 468 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 2: Another one is food products or the toothpaste industry. I mean, 469 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 2: glitter is technically like a microplastic, so I can understand, 470 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 2: like in toothpaste, because that has a little like that 471 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 2: grit that you use to like brush your teeth. But 472 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,159 Speaker 2: I don't think they'd want to hide it, like everyone 473 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 2: kind of knows. Another one is the boating industry, used 474 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 2: in like paints and stuff to make all the boats 475 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 2: look nice. But yet again, I don't think it's a 476 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 2: secret that glitter and shimmer is used, and mica powder 477 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 2: and all of that is used in paints because you 478 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 2: look at like cars and everything. 479 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 1: I like glitter. 480 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 2: My car's glittering if you put in the sunlight. But 481 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 2: the most popular conspiracy theory out of this of who 482 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 2: is the biggest consumer apparently is the US military. I 483 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,120 Speaker 2: don't want to go on a list. I don't want 484 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,640 Speaker 2: to get you watched. I don't want people to start 485 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,720 Speaker 2: knocking on my door. This is all allegedly I don't know, 486 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 2: but everyone seems to think it's the military. But the 487 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,400 Speaker 2: biggest question is who do you know who it is 488 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,400 Speaker 2: who is using all the glitter. I've got some tea 489 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 2: for you here today because I. 490 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 1: Know it's me. 491 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,919 Speaker 2: Yes, I am the world's largest consumer of glitter. I 492 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 2: have the world's largest supply, and no, no, you can't 493 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 2: borrow any. Thank you so much for joining me here 494 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 2: on the palate cleanser. And don't forget next week we've 495 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,520 Speaker 2: got a regular episode of Concealed and our extra special 496 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,160 Speaker 2: guest is a bit of a cunning linguist and does. 497 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Speaker 1: Really get to live the best of both worlds. Anyway, 498 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 1: my name is Zimone. I'll see you next time. Bye.