1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,239 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Nini. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 2: I think my mum could genuinely disign me if she 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 2: finds out about what we're going to talk about. 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 3: But before I get to that, there is a story 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 3: in the news. Why did you do this to her? 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 3: Because I think it's good entertainment. I think it's no doubt, 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 3: it's entertaining. 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 2: It's no but you know, so we're watching So I 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 2: was watching gladiators die during the Roman Empire and it 10 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 2: was incredibly popular, incredibly. 11 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 3: Popular, great entertainment, but people died. Yes, I feel like 12 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 3: we're we're heading that way with your mum. You're safe 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 3: and I was safe. She came for me last time, 14 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 3: did she really? She threw me. 15 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 2: She embroiled me with stealing her husband's naughty magazines at 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 2: some stage during the early naughties. You're don't listen to 17 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: this show. My mum is an incredibly intimidating woman. 18 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 3: She comes, she started coming for me. 19 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 2: She may have been involved in a number of people 20 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 2: just going missing in the last twenty years. 21 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 3: It's all I'm going to say. She she'll be angry 22 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 3: about that comment as well. 23 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 2: Anyway, today I found in the news that there's this 24 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: toilet which has been declared that the coolest toilet in 25 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 2: British And because you press this red button in there, 26 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 2: it's in East Sussex. If you want to go and 27 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 2: see it, you push a red button and a disco 28 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,839 Speaker 2: ball and some music starts playing. 29 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 3: I saw this pretty cool. Skipped over the story very quickly. Yeah, 30 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 3: to be honest with you, I will as well. 31 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 2: I'm done with the story now because it just reminded 32 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 2: me of the fact that my mum requires something very 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 2: specific every time she. 34 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 3: Goes to the toilet. Now, I actually didn't know this. 35 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 2: You didn't know this, but my dad joined us on 36 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 2: a podcast we were doing. It has since gone missing anyway, 37 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 2: that's when he told us this little tidbit about my mum. 38 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 2: Members of the white Wall family, which will be unnamed, 39 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 2: of course. 40 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 3: You take a phone call on the John. 41 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: Yes, and her best friend. She knows what's going on 42 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: because it helps her. It helps her. 43 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 3: Totally wild from one. I know Mom doesn't know that's happened. 44 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 3: She doesn't know. Oh, she obviously didn't doesn't know that. 45 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 3: We know she doesn't. Exactly neither of our moms listening 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 3: to the show. No, I hate the show actually one 47 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 3: hundred percent. 48 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: And I haven't spoken directly to my mum about the 49 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: fact that Dad dropped it, but I just thought today 50 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 2: it could be interesting to hear from Candy. 51 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 3: That's my godmother. That is the woman. You know what 52 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 3: that song's about, right, I do, But you know Candy 53 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 3: and Candy, But so. 54 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 2: She is the woman whom my mum calls your godmother 55 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 2: every time she needs to do two. And I just 56 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 2: thought it was worth, you know, getting her on the 57 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 2: show and finding that from her perspective, you know how 58 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 2: the whole thing goes down. 59 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 3: Let's call it. 60 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: Hello Edward, Hello, Candy, what are you getting into? 61 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 3: We've got your on for a very specific reason. Candy, 62 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 3: come on all right here it is and I want 63 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 3: to I want some honesty from you. 64 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 2: Is it true that when my mum is trying to 65 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 2: do a number two she caught? 66 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say. 67 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: Is it true that she calls you? I feel like 68 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 3: you've already answered the question. 69 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 2: But is it true she calls you to relax her, 70 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 2: which is the only way she can get the bowel 71 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 2: movement to work? Yes? 72 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 3: Oh my god? How how long has this been happening for? 73 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: Well? I do the same thing to her to. 74 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: Okay, guys, so how did it start and how long 75 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 2: have you been doing it for? 76 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't know which. We just we just 77 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: because we talked so so long, and we think, oh 78 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: my god, I'm going to get on the loo now 79 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: because I need to go, and she we just having 80 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: to be talking, right, and she goes, well, you're going 81 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: to make my bowels move, and I said, you're probably 82 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: mine too, so you will stay on the john. Well 83 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: we just talk. 84 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, so do you totally you do it like at 85 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 2: the same time, like you do it. 86 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: You I really don't have a camera, right, I don't 87 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: think so. 88 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 3: Surely there's an announcement? 89 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 2: Do you just do you just continue the same sentence 90 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 2: as you go on to the john? Or do surely 91 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 2: you announce that like, oh, by the way, I'm in 92 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 2: the drop zone now. 93 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: Well sometimes we can hear the flush and so I go, thanks, Melissa, 94 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,119 Speaker 1: I've made your bows move again, haven't I thank you? 95 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: And I go, I really appreciate that. But you know, 96 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: I do it to her as well. 97 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 2: It's good to know that it's did for sad and 98 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 2: it goes both ways. 99 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 3: Now, must you have any more questions? 100 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: Will the Safe Health please. 101 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll send you the keys to the same Yeah. 102 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 3: You are in big trouble for. 103 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 2: I am. 104 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: She'll talk to me. 105 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 3: Again, well she will if she wants to take it. 106 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: I'll tell you that you're done with that. 107 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 2: Why not check out more from Willen Woody on The 108 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 2: Full Show podcast.