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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is Will and What Eat the boys over the

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Speaker 2: summer break. Yeah, they're taking some time off right now.

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Speaker 2: With the good news he is, don't worry. They're back

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Speaker 2: Monday next week after the weekend. Excited for that. But

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Speaker 2: they thought they'd launch a brand new podcast. It's called

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Speaker 2: Bad Trips. They get a whole bunch of their celebrity

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Speaker 2: pals to tell horrible holiday stories. And you can hear

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Speaker 2: the full podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 2: And here's today's episode with Ash London.

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Speaker 3: This is.

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Speaker 4: All going on.

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Speaker 5: This totally sucks.

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Speaker 6: More welcome for we got you. Welcome to Bad Trips

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Speaker 6: with Will and what do We're basically would just get

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Speaker 6: people on here who've got horrible travel stories. Everyone's been

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Speaker 6: a bad travel story. They we realize that these are things.

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Speaker 4: That should really should be shared.

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Speaker 6: Today. Our guest on Bad Trips is Ash London, who

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Speaker 6: joins the boys.

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Speaker 1: Hello, fellas, thanks for having.

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Speaker 6: Me mate, thanks for coming on. I know you're a

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Speaker 6: brand new so you've got lots of things. What's much

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Speaker 6: more pressing things to worry about than telling us about

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Speaker 6: a bad trip. But we would love to hear you.

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Speaker 6: Sorry if you've got the time.

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Speaker 7: Of course, Well, I do a lot of traveling, which

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Speaker 7: is weird, like I'm actually scared of flying.

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Speaker 5: Oh you're seriously.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a great flyer.

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Speaker 7: I can fly like Melbourne to Sydney in the day

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Speaker 7: if I'm on a window, fine, long haul overnight must

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Speaker 7: require medication.

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Speaker 1: It's very dramatic.

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Speaker 7: So my travel store has to do with the perils

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Speaker 7: of requiring a little help to get on the flight,

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Speaker 7: if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: So a bit of booze, Yeah, well I have it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a valley in but prescription value and from

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Speaker 1: the doctor. I'm not like buying it in BALI.

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Speaker 7: Just to preface that, So generally it's a cheeky valley,

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Speaker 7: five meals and a glass of wine before takeoff, and

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Speaker 7: you know, anyone's really.

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Speaker 8: I am picturing that scene from Bride'smaids where Kristin is

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Speaker 8: just closed anything like that.

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Speaker 5: Yes, this.

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Speaker 7: Isn't that I'm going to tell, but I'll give you

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Speaker 7: a quick mini story. In my big story, I was

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Speaker 7: flying to Europe just before COVID, and I was meeting

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Speaker 7: Adrian's parents in katask I was flying from Manila and

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Speaker 7: they were flying from Adelaide. We were meeting in Doha

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Speaker 7: and finishing off the journey together.

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Speaker 6: Your husband, my husband.

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Speaker 1: He was meeting us in Italy. He has a separate thing.

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Speaker 7: So I get on the plane and as usual, I

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Speaker 7: take the valleys.

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Speaker 1: I have my red wine.

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Speaker 7: And this particular time it was a nice red and

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Speaker 7: I thought two wines would be nice.

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Speaker 1: Down the two and then I'm done.

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Speaker 7: Before we take off, this guy next to me, I

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Speaker 7: remember him waking me up saying, Ash, not Ash, Miss

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Speaker 7: where cruising?

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Speaker 1: You can put the bed down another flex. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: was in business.

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Speaker 7: Class, and that's kind of the last thing I remember.

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Speaker 7: And then I wake up eleven hours later, landing in Doha,

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Speaker 7: and I got, first of I got no bra on,

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Speaker 7: and I where is my bra?

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Speaker 1: And my BRA's kind of in the aisle, and I've.

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Speaker 7: Got a blanket placed strategically on my person, too strategically

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Speaker 7: for a past that person to put this.

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Speaker 1: I think, oh gosh, I've taken my brath.

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Speaker 7: No, this is embarrassing, but I kind of get off

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Speaker 7: the plane, get to the lounge, and then waiting for

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Speaker 7: Adrian's parents are looking through my phone and the notes

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Speaker 7: in my phone about places to visit in Sweden?

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Speaker 1: What what the hell?

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Speaker 7: And I'm kind of having flashbacks of me speaking to

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Speaker 7: the Swedish man next to me telling him I'm going

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Speaker 7: to Stockholm. I wasn't tell me where to go, and

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Speaker 7: there's like all of these I don't remember having a

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Speaker 1: I don't remember taking my brah, I remember nothing.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, I mean we can put two and two

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Speaker 8: together here. At some point of getting travel tips of Stockholm,

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Speaker 8: which is a place you're not going to, you decide

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Speaker 8: to get a bit comfortable and whip your bra up.

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Speaker 1: Yes, actually is exactly phenomenal.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The Women Woody Podcast give.

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Speaker 6: Us a call right now if you'd like to convince

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Speaker 6: this that you have a different profession. My profession Josh

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Speaker 6: is called on thirty one six five. Joshi, let's crack in.

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Speaker 6: What's your job?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 6: What's your profession? Sparky, What's what's the biggest job you've done?

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Speaker 4: Josh?

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Speaker 5: In eighty units?

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Speaker 8: So you just said how many units you've done, rather

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Speaker 8: than the biggest job, which has already been curious.

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Speaker 6: Josh, what is a unit? In electrician talk?

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Speaker 7: Ah?

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Speaker 10: You know, the place where you live.

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Speaker 6: Right, Sorry, I thought you were talking about like units

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Speaker 6: of electricity, but you're talking about actually like apartments you

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Speaker 6: two hundred eighty apartments?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Can I Josh? Have you ever hurt yourself on the job?

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Speaker 11: A couple of times?

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Speaker 10: Really?

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Speaker 12: Just a screwdriver?

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Speaker 5: You put a screwdriver in a socket?

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Speaker 6: No, you said just slipping and stuff with the screw driver.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, when you're doing doing and you're just slip, Josh.

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Speaker 6: Josh, when you get electric you, dude, what is it

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Speaker 6: that kills you from the elect from the electricity?

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Speaker 10: The molt gone?

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Speaker 6: No, I think it's actually the current. Josh, I don't

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Speaker 6: think you're an electrician.

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Speaker 13: I don't know if you're right about that.

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Speaker 5: So wait, are you not an electrician or are you?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 14: I work with Sparky.

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Speaker 5: Let's get a tree, a tree? What's your job?

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Speaker 15: Hi, I'm a traffic controller.

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Speaker 6: A traffic controller.

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Speaker 5: Interesting?

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Speaker 6: Do they still exist?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Now they do. Yeah, you're saying around me.

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Speaker 6: Like a like a policeman.

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Speaker 5: No, it's just those people that canduction sites that hold

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Speaker 5: the stop sign.

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Speaker 5: Is that a b yo sign thing? Or do you

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Speaker 5: get did you hire a sign?

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Speaker 17: No?

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Speaker 15: We get it from like the depot that we work at.

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Speaker 6: That is a shocking question, Trish by sign mate, Well

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Speaker 6: you want to fall into that as a track scuba

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Speaker 6: driver with your when you bring your own goggles along. Trish,

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Speaker 6: what's a question that would that would be tricky for

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Speaker 6: somebody working on a site to answer. How many times

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Speaker 5: That's also questions answer the question it.

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Speaker 11: Does?

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Speaker 6: That's a ship question. What else have we got? Come

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Speaker 5: What's the longest shift you do on that job? I

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Speaker 17: Twelve hours.

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Speaker 5: That yeah, that's actually pretty good. You're not allowed to

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Speaker 6: That's your job, Trish.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, you got it.

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Speaker 6: Just the just the stop slow guy.

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Speaker 8: Yes, because they've got a really dangerous job. Yeah, they

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Speaker 8: actually get paid a lot because you know that. I

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Speaker 8: know someone who did it right. Let's go to Julie here, Julie,

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Speaker 8: bring us home. What's your job, Julie, I'm a pharmacist.

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Speaker 5: Why why are you always higher than this? You know

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Speaker 5: you're always on that step. What's the deal?

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Speaker 19: I'm excited.

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Speaker 5: On a higher step because you're excited.

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Speaker 10: Ye, I get.

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Speaker 20: Access to pharmacy quality.

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Speaker 6: Is I think you said why you're always higher than us?

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Speaker 6: She actually might be.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well there is no world where you're a pharmacist, there, Julie,

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Speaker 8: because there's too much bound for someone like you.

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Speaker 5: Julie, you're not a pharmacist. Oh no, you have to

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Speaker 6: I think you might be being cooked on pharmaceuticals.

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Speaker 2: Will, and we're picking out some of our favorite bits

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Speaker 2: of the lads and I had to play you their

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Speaker 2: interview that they did with Alec Baldwin. I must stress

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Speaker 2: this was recorded before the tragic accident that occurred on

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Speaker 2: set for his film Rust. It was all about promoting

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Speaker 2: his film Boss Baby Too. And because the interview was

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Speaker 2: this chat from their home studios. Once Alec Baldwin was

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Speaker 2: logged into Skype, it became very clear that Will was

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Speaker 5: All right, we're all set.

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Speaker 21: We are now as Will in which one is Woody

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Speaker 21: Will's in a robe?

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Speaker 4: And what a stylish robe it is. Look at that.

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Speaker 6: Thank you very much?

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Speaker 4: Who makes that Robe Ferragamo. I'll find out for it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, look, I can't see it. I actually stole it

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Speaker 6: off my old house, Matt. He spent five hundred Australian

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Speaker 4: It's gotta be something really plush.

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Speaker 6: It's I'm nude from the bottom half, so I can't

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Speaker 6: take it off. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 9: I knew that I could sense down there's an energy

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Speaker 9: about you.

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Speaker 4: There's a reality about you. It's unmistakable.

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Speaker 6: Well, oh, trying not to talk.

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Speaker 4: Returning is red as a lobster.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've just got fitted into one of the biggest

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Speaker 6: sectors in the world that I'm nude from the west down.

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Speaker 6: Well speaking to him, so, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, tell me a lot of strange things. Let me

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Speaker 4: tell you.

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Speaker 21: They tell me A lot of the question is are

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Speaker 21: you nude from the waist down?

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Speaker 5: Alec Baldwin.

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Speaker 4: You have to pay me a lot of money to

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Speaker 4: do that.

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Speaker 9: Usually there's a seventh figure check involved. But I think

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Speaker 9: that we can talk about nudity in films if you

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Speaker 9: want to.

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Speaker 4: You want to do that. Lost Baby is nude. There's

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Speaker 4: a nude baby too.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Boss Baby, the original Boss Baby the opening credits,

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Speaker 9: he was nude and my kids would say every time

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Speaker 9: the credits would roll we watched the movie many times

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Speaker 9: they'd be like, laughing.

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Speaker 4: Dad, that's your butt, that's your butt.

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Speaker 9: So I was So I've done nude scenes where people

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Speaker 9: had been at the nude scenes where people have been.

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Speaker 6: Thrilled, intense nude scene today. I did this.

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Speaker 9: Movie Malice years ago with Nicole Kidman. That Deborah Malowney

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Speaker 4: Why I want you to be because they want you.

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Speaker 9: To simulate whatever, and you have to really how long

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Speaker 4: There's an art, there's an art to it. There's an

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Speaker 6: So pretending to have sex.

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Speaker 9: You're one, you're the one coming to work with you know,

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Speaker 9: But doing those scenes when I was younger and doing

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Speaker 4: And you're there with somebody you barely know. And I

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Speaker 9: I knew Deborah, I knew we're as an actress, and

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Speaker 6: Have you ever had any tension in those scenes? Like

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Speaker 4: You realize the movie we're here to sell us. Absolutely sorry, anyway,

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Speaker 4: thank you both.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodie Novak.

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Speaker 2: Djokovic is kind of cooked the Australian Open for us.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited for the tennis, but jas I'm

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Speaker 2: sick of him being in the headlines. So to distract

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Speaker 2: you from all of that, let's play you one of

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Speaker 2: the best tennis prank phone calls we've ever done, inspired

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Speaker 6: Talk about a disgruntled Eastern European tennis player.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, We've got a new prank call idea

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Speaker 5: for our disgruntled tennis player who's called go under the Sova.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't heard of go Under the Tova. He's

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Speaker 6: And I think that I think the premise for go

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Speaker 5: That's right, and we're challenging that theory. Right now. We've

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Speaker 8: He works at Channel nine PR and basically, Will you're

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Speaker 8: going to call as go under the Tova. And I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's on short course, he's on the show Carver

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Speaker 6: want time.

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Speaker 5: He's desperate for it. And then beyond that, I want

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Speaker 5: you to say that you want your own segment on

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Speaker 5: the Channel nine coverage. Yeah, a bit of commentate, maybe

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Speaker 5: you've got your own little game or I'll let you

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Speaker 5: you know, just to get your segment. Yes, a primetime

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Speaker 6: Random Eastern European tennis player.

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 8: You want your status to get up a little bit,

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Speaker 8: go on, then it's over. So we've got the number

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Speaker 8: here of this Channel nine. Pr pers, good luck on.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 16: It's a big challenge, no speaking, Yes, you all my name?

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Speaker 6: You know, playing tennis Australian Open. Okay, in, I have

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Speaker 11: I work at Channel nine and one of the publicists

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Speaker 6: Yeah, perfect, perfect. If you're sleep my mitch is not

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Speaker 11: Your match isn't being broadcast.

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Speaker 6: I cannot see it. Are friends watching me only through

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Speaker 11: Okay, so what was your name?

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Speaker 5: Gowanda?

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Speaker 11: Not over right?

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Speaker 6: Give a couple of suggestions if you don't want to

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Speaker 11: As in you can commentate it yourself. Yes, all right,

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Speaker 11: can you just help?

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Speaker 6: This is Roger Rosid you know. Yeah, head enough is

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Speaker 11: I've written your name Daniel.

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Speaker 6: But they told me there's you. You're playing board game

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Speaker 6: to get to know players.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, there is.

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Speaker 11: There's an angel who sometimes plays guess who characters?

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Speaker 6: Yes, this who is? Its game? That's very boring, shocking game.

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Speaker 6: I have few games.

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Speaker 11: You have some new games.

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Speaker 22: Yes, first game, go on those blunders. So this is

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Speaker 11: That down, yep, I'll write that down. Now, come on over,

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Speaker 11: Come on over baby.

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Speaker 6: No, not come on over baby.

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Speaker 11: That's it's a good song. So I thought you might

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Speaker 6: No, I don't name you. You're right, come on over,

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Speaker 6: not over you. Yeah, new balls please, I sit in

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Speaker 11: If his balls are yeah. So I'm just I'm just

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Speaker 6: It's real familiar with it.

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Speaker 5: Now you finished that game?

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Speaker 16: What would you like?

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Speaker 11: Uh, the it's a game I'm yeah, quite familiar with.

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Speaker 6: We'll try where grabbing a bit from our show yesterday

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Speaker 6: because it was so elite.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, here it is.

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Speaker 18: I don't want to me mate.

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Speaker 13: He was just jeemie up, was like, let's go down

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Speaker 18: So I was like, yeah, right, he's looking for all

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Speaker 10: Behold.

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Speaker 13: She turns around.

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Speaker 12: I realized my Mom's like, yell.

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Speaker 19: I'm.

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Speaker 6: I love it.

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Speaker 8: So we're asking you guys now, I'm thirteen one oh

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Speaker 4: Martin, You've been there, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 13: A couple of years ago, went and had a day

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Speaker 13: off work to my boss, I was sick and went

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that's correct, my dear who got the job?

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Speaker 10: We both did.

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Speaker 13: They were looking for two people and we both got

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Speaker 6: Jake here, Jake seven us are the worst person you

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Speaker 18: Get a boys. I was on a night out towards

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Speaker 18: that was the rumor that I was supposed to be

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Speaker 18: going into as well.

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Speaker 4: Wow, wow, all sorts of wow.

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Speaker 6: Did you why Jake, did you exchange anything?

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Speaker 18: Well, well, he did actually call me a week late

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Speaker 5: So went and got assage. Obviously perfect, we're able to bomb.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Sorry, Jake. If we went on the radio,

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Speaker 6: I'd have a few more questions for you. But let's

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Speaker 6: go to Nathan on thirty one and six five, Nathan

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Speaker 12: you know, berzookas out pointing right at me, staring at me.

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Speaker 12: Didn't know what to say. I was like, hey, how

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Speaker 8: Sorry, your stepmum just had a Berzukas out next to

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Speaker 12: Yeah, pretty much she making a play or just you

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Speaker 12: just get I'm pretty sure your son bacon and shes

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the full frontals there perfect.

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Speaker 5: Think we get kids, you wouldn't hit you.

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Speaker 6: More importantly, we just got his stepmum's bobs of berzers,

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Speaker 6: which is just exceptional gear.

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Speaker 23: Stuck around here, you go, let's go to see you're well.

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Speaker 23: Hannah on Thurday ways expired range girl, strange calls.

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Speaker 6: And Joe get a hand. You've got a tough act

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Speaker 6: to follow, but I'm looking forward to hearing this. We're

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Speaker 6: talking the worst person at the worst time.

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Speaker 5: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 20: So it was quite a few years ago. Me and

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Speaker 20: oh wow, okay, and we saw our teacher inside.

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Speaker 5: Oh teacher wow.

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Speaker 20: And I was so extremely uncomfortable. He knew that we

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Speaker 20: run for age. We saw him there. Wow, nothing really happened.

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Speaker 20: We never really talked about it again.

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Speaker 6: Wow, Can I give it? I mean, like, can we

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Speaker 6: can I guess what's what? Which teacher he was? What

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Speaker 13: Sure?

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Speaker 6: What do you reckon?

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Speaker 5: I think he was a science man. Man, he's just

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Speaker 6: It was your science teacher stereotype brings true.

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Speaker 12: Coming up next.

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 6: Do you have a complex job title for a basic job?

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Speaker 19: Right?

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Speaker 6: So your job title just sound like you do way

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Speaker 6: more than you actually do. If that's you give us call.

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Speaker 6: The reason I'm asking you this is because Prince Harry,

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Speaker 6: the One and Only has a brand new job.

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Speaker 5: Get you got a job.

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Speaker 3: He's been hired by Better Up, a Silicon Valley startup

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Speaker 3: that provides employee coaching for corporations. With his new title

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Speaker 3: of Chief Impact Officer, the Prince will help promote mental fitness.

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Speaker 5: That's a comical title, chief Impact Officer.

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Speaker 6: That's right. And I really want to know if you

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Speaker 6: hear from you thirty one and sixty five, if you

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Speaker 6: look at your job title and you're like, I am

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Speaker 6: not what my job title says I am. I'm going

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Speaker 6: to throw to our button push of Joel First, who's

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Speaker 6: got a mate, who's a dish pig as they used

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Speaker 6: to be caught and I was a dish pig.

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Speaker 5: He was an underwater ceramic technician.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 6: That's true, Joel, you just pressed the buttons in the studio.

456
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Speaker 6: But you could call yourself a dexterously spontaneous sound technician. Tina,

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Speaker 6: what's your job title?

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Speaker 20: Director?

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Speaker 5: First impression, and you'd be a receptionist. Yep, that is

460
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Speaker 5: a great term for that job, which is.

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Speaker 6: Probably more appropriate. Yes, really goodn't agreement? That's a very

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Speaker 6: important role thanks to the call tena. Jayden, you've given

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Speaker 6: yourself a fancy job title.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, logistics coordinator.

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Speaker 5: Logistics coordinator? What do you what did you used to be?

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Speaker 5: I was a storage legittis consultant. Do you just pack boxes?

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Speaker 16: Jayden?

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Speaker 19: No?

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Speaker 4: What do you do?

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Speaker 8: What do you do?

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Speaker 13: Full clift operator?

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Speaker 6: Forklift operator?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I actually think forklift operator.

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Speaker 6: It's been impressive. Man, stick to the sick, to the

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Speaker 6: normal gear. Let's go to Sarah. Sarah, you got a

476
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Speaker 6: fancy job title.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, so it's not me, but it's my dad's friend.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: He is a garbologist and so is he just a garb?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: He's a funny story. Are you actually what you used

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Speaker 6: to want?

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Speaker 19: To be?

484
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Speaker 5: A garbo? That was my dream? That was your dream

485
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Speaker 5: every single day on the drive to school.

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Speaker 8: I used to watch the blokes jumping off the bin

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Speaker 8: the recycling truck and get the bins and that was like,

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Speaker 8: that's my dream, mum.

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Speaker 6: What was it about that?

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Speaker 5: Which they were fit, strong blokes? Uh and uh that's

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Speaker 5: what's getting a bit of roughic, isn't it. But I

492
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Speaker 5: was just like, I'd love to be up at the

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Speaker 5: cracker door. And I'm still a morning person. I love

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Speaker 5: that early.

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Speaker 8: You should do it doing the bins. Yeah, I'd love

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Speaker 8: to have a job. Actually, if anyone's listening, the robot's

497
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Speaker 8: doing now there are still guys there, still guys are there? Grace, Grace,

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Speaker 8: what's the complex job title that you give yourself?

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Speaker 11: Yep, same again.

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Speaker 20: Senior ceramic high gennis engineer.

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Speaker 6: Oh you're a dish pig. Yeah, basically wrong with being

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Speaker 6: a dishy Grace is absolutely wrong.

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Speaker 20: With As I was fourteen, I was fourteen and I

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Speaker 20: was my Facebook title sot.

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Speaker 6: A jaredy Jared, you giving yourself a fancy job title?

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Speaker 14: No, but my work has so it's a plumbing commissioner

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Speaker 14: engineer And basically what I do is once the plumber,

508
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Speaker 14: the real plumber's finish doing the work, I just go

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Speaker 14: around and make sure that they've silicon to toilets properly.

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Speaker 5: It's a big job.

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Speaker 6: What do you mean, sorry, exactly how often do your

512
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Speaker 6: toilets need to be silicon?

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Speaker 17: Like?

514
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Speaker 6: What sort of an operation.

515
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Speaker 14: At the bottom of the toilet to hold it together?

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Speaker 14: They do it clear silicon, and we do it on

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Speaker 14: a high rise building. So they do I don't know,

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Speaker 14: ten toilets a day and I basically just walk out

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Speaker 14: through to an iPad and look at it. Yep, she's right.

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Speaker 14: The engineer picks this one off.

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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 8: Right now, we're asking you guys on thirteen one oh

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Speaker 8: sixty five, what have you saved someone in your phone as?

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Speaker 8: And I think the real gold here is going to

525
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Speaker 8: be when they found out what they were saved as.

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Speaker 8: And this is exactly what happened with Nicole yesterday when

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Speaker 8: her boss found out what she saved him as in

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Speaker 8: her phone.

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Speaker 10: It to my boss. He wanted a phone number.

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Speaker 12: I screenshot my phone, spend it off.

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Speaker 18: To him with his name as Wanka.

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Speaker 10: Oh. The worst thing about it is when I went

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Speaker 10: to work the next day to or apologize to him

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Speaker 10: up put my Shelfinie goes.

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Speaker 11: On it and noticed it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, now you've also been well, you've done this a

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Speaker 6: few times.

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Speaker 8: I did with a friend of ours called Ange. I

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Speaker 8: saved in my phone as ange Forehand. And then she

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Speaker 8: saw that she was Ange Foehand in my phone. She's like, oh,

541
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Speaker 8: why is my name ange Forehand? And I panicked and

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Speaker 8: just told her the truth. And that was because she

543
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Speaker 8: had quite a memorable moment early in our friendship when

544
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Speaker 8: she went for a forehand on the tennis court and

545
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Speaker 8: she farted.

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Speaker 21: And I had to explain that to her.

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Speaker 6: I remember another person that you were dating and you

548
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Speaker 6: saved him in your phone as a friend of ours,

549
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Speaker 6: a guy called Danny Pereesy.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, I was sorry.

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Speaker 5: I was young.

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Speaker 8: I was very young, and my friends used to tease

553
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Speaker 8: me when a girl's name popped up on my phone,

554
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Speaker 8: So yeah, I changed it to a to a different name.

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Speaker 8: I was gonna make it here thirty one or sixty five? Meghan,

556
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Speaker 8: what do you save your mum as?

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Speaker 11: Hi?

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Speaker 20: My mom's name is Barbara and I saved her on

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Speaker 20: my phone is Boobra.

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Speaker 13: And when she phoned out, she realized that I told

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Speaker 13: all my friends she had a boob job.

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Speaker 18: Because she wasn't happy.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, really says you saved your mum and your

564
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Speaker 6: phone is boobra. Yeah, that's brilliant. That's good stuff.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Chame here is it chame?

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Speaker 6: It's Chame?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I saved my I don't like my mom, so

568
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Speaker 13: I named I on my phone.

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Speaker 14: I named a wicked witch of the West.

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Speaker 6: G wi whiz.

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Speaker 17: She know that.

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Speaker 11: I don't think she does.

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Speaker 10: She lives overseas.

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Speaker 5: I want to keep it that way.

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Speaker 8: Jame reckon, he's angry because mum got him Chame. Anyway,

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Speaker 8: let's go to April here, April, what do you call

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Speaker 8: your ex husband on your phone?

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Speaker 18: Okay, so I've got two weeks husbands. A bit of

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Speaker 18: a bit of a long story there, but.

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Speaker 15: Anyway, first six husband, his real name is David, so

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Speaker 15: it was David dick nos and.

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Speaker 18: And then my second second next husband, he.

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Speaker 15: Was pretty useless, so I used to just call him

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Speaker 15: jack sheet, I.

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Speaker 18: Think, because that's what he used to do.

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Speaker 4: You're a legend, right, is one of the great.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Gavin.

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Speaker 8: Now, Gabby, this is a work colleague, and you save

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Speaker 8: them as something else in the phone.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I saved them as virtual headache.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's derogatory and did they ever say that?

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Speaker 10: They did?

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Speaker 7: They did?

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Speaker 20: They saw it on my phone because we were in

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Speaker 20: the same friendship group and they.

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Speaker 5: Were like is that me?

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Speaker 14: And I was like no, and then she was like, that's.

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Speaker 20: My photo and I said, oh no, no, you must

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Speaker 20: be seeing things, and I just it's still on.

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Speaker 11: My phone today.

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Speaker 6: Jeez.

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Speaker 5: He didn't really cover it that well, did you.

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Speaker 13: I'm very very open about how much I dislike her,

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Speaker 13: so I didn't really care.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, Jews a bit of a david, were they?

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Speaker 6: It's well and well.

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Speaker 8: A Taiwanese maths tutor called shun Wai has found himself.

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Speaker 5: On a porn site.

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Speaker 8: Range to get himself on probably the most famous porn site.

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Speaker 8: I hope I'm not offending any other porn sites there,

611
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Speaker 8: but he's wound up on porn Hub.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 8: I'll explain how we ended up there in two seconds,

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Speaker 8: but I thought i'd take a quick guess from you.

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Speaker 8: How does a Taiwanese maths tutor end up on a

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Speaker 8: porn site?

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Speaker 6: Well, I imagine that's because he's got long devision down

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Speaker 6: pat geewez right for a second. Oh, maybe he's just

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Speaker 6: very good at triggered Naugatry's gone again with another one.

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Speaker 8: Snuck norg in there, very good, incorrect close, but it's

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Speaker 8: actually an amazing story. So in Taiwana, apparently math's tutoring

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Speaker 8: is a highly competitive market, and he was really struggling,

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Speaker 8: and he was just like, Okay, how do I stand

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Speaker 8: out from the crowd. I know, I'll just make standard

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Speaker 8: tutoring videos and just post them on porn hub.

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Speaker 5: There is there's well anyone. There's nothing sexy about them.

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Speaker 5: He is fully clothed on porn Hub, just teaching calculus.

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Speaker 8: Right, And I imagine people click on it because they're like, oh,

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Speaker 8: when's he gonna get his you know what out, or

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Speaker 8: when's the you know, a student gonna pop up and

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Speaker 8: be like.

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Speaker 5: Hey, can I stay after class and learn some naked

633
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Speaker 5: you know, people are expecting that it just doesn't happen.

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Speaker 5: It never happens. He stays fully clothed, but it just

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Speaker 5: does lessons. He just does lessons and he's.

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Speaker 8: Listed it as or his tagline is play hard, study hard,

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Speaker 8: and he actually names his videos things like giant breasts

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Speaker 8: naked threesome.

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Speaker 5: Which is just incredibly misleading.

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Speaker 8: Yes, and then people click on it and it's just

641
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Speaker 8: a dude in a hoodie teaching calculus. Now here's the thing, though,

642
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Speaker 8: will this guy has managed somehow Where did you find

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Speaker 8: this show? The Taiwanese Times, I believe, favorite paper to

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Speaker 8: read in the morning. But the thing is, this guy

645
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Speaker 8: has managed to make maths sound sexy. So here's the challenge, Australia.

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Speaker 8: Here's the gauntlet I want to throw down. Our number

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Speaker 8: is thirteen one oh sixty five. If you can call

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Speaker 8: this show right now and make something sound sexy, then

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Speaker 8: I'll pay for your dinner tonight with a fifty dollars

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Speaker 8: Uber Eats voucher, which I have organized. Obviously it's not

651
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Speaker 8: just the radio station that's got on Lyne around, but

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Speaker 8: you win a fifty dollars Uber Eats voucher if you

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Speaker 8: can call the show now.

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Speaker 5: You choose a boring thing to talk about, but somehow

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Speaker 5: you need to make it sexy.

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Speaker 8: We're doing this fiscol responsibility, ginger flights, boring things made sexy.

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Speaker 5: Al right, get involved, Australia. Yeah, that was that was

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Speaker 5: my sexy voice just at the end there.

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Speaker 6: What's going on there?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm not very.

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Speaker 6: Good at it boring things. It sounds like you've sounds

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Speaker 6: like what happened? Boring things? I don't sexy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 5: But he is a thing. You have a sexy voice.

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Speaker 5: But before we go to a song, I'm going to

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Speaker 5: give you the challenge right now, will try and make

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Speaker 5: hair loss sound sexy?

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Speaker 14: Uh?

669
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Speaker 6: It just in my voice?

670
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Speaker 5: Well, you know, do whatever you want.

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Speaker 19: Okay, the loss of vollicles there he is funny. Hell

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Speaker 19: steadily receding backwards. Oh god, take me, always getting burnt

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Speaker 19: on your head?

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Speaker 5: Is it hot when you touch it?

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Speaker 16: Alright?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: But okay, fair enough anyway, that's what Australia thirteen one

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Speaker 5: oh six five. If you can make something boring sound sexy,

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Speaker 5: then you win yourself a fifty dollars uber eats voucher geez.

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Speaker 6: Pretty easy.

681
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Speaker 8: Oh, fiscal responsibility, ginger flights.

682
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Speaker 1: Boring things made sexy.

683
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 6: Now the movie sounds like we got one of the

684
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 6: munchkins from the Lollipop Guild to come and voice.

685
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 5: That last little bit. Kay, there has been an effect

686
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 5: that's been put on my voice.

687
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 6: Boring things sound sexy.

688
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's an effect on my voice.

689
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 6: Trying to give me your sexy voice now, or you

690
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 6: give this a go. Make make your rat legs sound sexy?

691
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 16: Mmm thin like a.

692
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 5: Twig covered in furry bush lee.

693
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Speaker 20: What the hell?

694
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 8: I didn't even get started. But by the way, it's impossible.

695
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 8: How can I make my rat legs sound sexy? You

696
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 8: know what's the worst feature on my body? And I

697
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 8: hate that you bring it up. Anyway, The reason we're

698
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 8: doing this is because Taiwanese maths tudor called shung Wai

699
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 8: Chang chucks his maths tutorials on porn hub, which is

700
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 8: a which is an adult site. For those that don't

701
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 8: know it, you're lying, though, you dirty dogs. And anyway,

702
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 8: his videos strike up millions of views.

703
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Speaker 6: Do you think that people go on there, like, do

704
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 6: you think obviously people go on that website with an

705
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,239
Speaker 6: intention of driving miss Daisy? Do you think that they

706
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 6: get on there and then they're like, oh, maybe I

707
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 6: won't do what I came here to do, and I'll

708
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 6: just you know, get some get some long division in me.

709
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 8: So someone actually commented on this article saying that saying

710
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 8: they got a nice alternative, they go towards.

711
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Speaker 5: It and then they start feeling a bit shameful about

712
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 5: being yeah, and they go, oh, you know what, it's.

713
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Speaker 6: A pretty destructive thing to do sometimes, and.

714
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, sometimes fine, but other times, you know, maybe you

715
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 8: shouldn't be going there, and they go, bloody, I'll learn

716
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 8: some calculus while I'm here, And like I said, how

717
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 8: often that would happen millions of views next time your

718
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 8: mum catches you.

719
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Speaker 6: I'm just just do for the long division.

720
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Speaker 8: Stephanie, who's given us a goal on thirteen one six five? Stephanie,

721
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 8: what is the mundane or boring thing that you're going

722
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 8: to try and make sexy?

723
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Speaker 24: Well, I absolutely despise doing this that I'm going to

724
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 24: try my best to really carefully into the laundry and

725
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 24: into the laundry so that I can wash some clothes.

726
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, go on, go on, Stephanie.

727
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

728
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 17: So firstly, I'd just make sure that i'd drop some

729
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 17: lingerie into the washing machine and sprinkles, sprinkle, you know,

730
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 17: the fragrance of flow and cinnamon across the clothing, and

731
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 17: turn the washing machine on and ensure that it's nice.

732
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Speaker 6: And wets the line Thereanie, hold the line.

733
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Speaker 5: That was pretty hard, so you might get the fifty

734
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 5: dollars uber eats.

735
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 6: Wow, I feel like Stephanie cheated. I mean she had

736
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 6: a couple of things in there which actually were sexy.

737
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Speaker 6: She's throwing the lingerie with you and she and she

738
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 6: also threw in that thing at the end.

739
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Speaker 5: I agree with you. Let's go to Ben here, Ben,

740
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 5: what are you trying to make sexy?

741
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 10: Staining the timber deck at the front of your house?

742
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 5: Staining the timber deck? All right, all right, beautiful, go

743
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 5: for it, Benny.

744
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 10: Is your deck doll? Maybe you want your deck to

745
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 10: be a bit more shiny, Maybe you want your deck

746
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 10: to be enjoyed by the whole family. Call what eight

747
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 10: hundred shine my deck deck?

748
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 19: Ben?

749
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 6: You what a fifi dollar ever itads about?

750
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 11: That's so good?

751
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 4: Right?

752
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 16: Thanks?

753
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 4: Right.

754
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 8: We're trying to find the person with the job that

755
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 8: does the least amount of work in Australia. And you

756
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 8: can dub someone in as well, or it can be

757
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 8: a previous job, of course. And I'm talking about it

758
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 8: because there's a dude in Italy will who just stopped

759
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 8: rocking up to work for fifteen years. It took them

760
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 8: fifteen years to realize.

761
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 6: I was talking about vou yesterday. I've heard about this guy.

762
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 6: He's a civil servant. Yeah, he's a civil servant, and

763
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 6: it took him fifteen years to take him down. Yeah,

764
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 6: he earned the equivalent of eight hundred and fifty thousand

765
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 6: dollars extraordinary literally for doing nothing.

766
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Speaker 5: So and clearly when he was there, he was doing

767
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 5: like nothing because you didn't miss him. Want to see

768
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Speaker 5: if people can beat old Italy man.

769
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Speaker 6: I think because I mean at the the clickbait for

770
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 6: the article was he was the longest amount of sick

771
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 6: days ever. He's obviously not he was. He wasn't sick.

772
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 5: Well, if he was sick, he's bloody sick.

773
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 6: That's true.

774
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Speaker 5: I don't think you can go.

775
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 8: I've got a col I'll be back in fifteen years.

776
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 8: It's going to take me a while to wipe the virus.

777
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 6: Maybe that's what he said. Maybe that's what he went

778
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 6: back with his like, guys, I'm sick.

779
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 5: I'm still con away from me. I'll give you a

780
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 5: five year up. You know, we got Tommy here.

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Speaker 8: Tom You think you've got a job that requires minimal effort, mate, Yeah.

782
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,479
Speaker 11: Mate, boys, I'm a greens keeper. So come light middle

783
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 11: of winter, it's like a bit wet, bit windy.

784
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 14: Can't cut any grass.

785
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 18: They boys just sit in the shed and play the PlayStation.

786
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 8: Oh, as soon as there's any moisture there, Tom, you

787
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 8: can't work with the grass.

788
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 11: Nah, well we probably can, but we just.

789
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 6: That's one of the great hood winkings of all time,

790
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 6: that there's just this like handshake amongst all groundsmen that

791
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 6: you're not going to tell anybody else that you can

792
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 6: actually work on wet grass. I'd buy that.

793
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 5: I'd buy that.

794
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've been buying that. I didn't think you could

795
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 8: mow in the rain. I thought it would short the mower. Anyway,

796
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 8: I'm an idiot.

797
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 5: Let's go to Clinton the moisture.

798
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 8: Wow, I got Clinton here and now Clinton, this was

799
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 8: a previous job that required minimal effort.

800
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 4: Correct, what was it.

801
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 18: I used to work for a company that made coke cans.

802
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 12: My job was to check them for dins.

803
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Speaker 5: No, So Clinton, over say a week, how many of

804
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 5: those cans that have dint?

805
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 6: Oh?

806
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 5: Maybe so that that's that's your output of the week. Yeah,

807
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 5: ten can, that's what I did.

808
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 6: Let the job go, Clinton. That sounds like the dream baby,

809
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 6: very boring man.

810
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, but after that, yeah, pull my hair out.

811
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, cold, that's a wild job. I think we're

812
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 6: going to go to Diana on thirty one O six five.

813
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 5: Dianaa there, yeah, I'm here. What's the job that requires

814
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 5: minimal effort?

815
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 18: Well?

816
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 15: I was in between jobs, so I joined an agency

817
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 15: and they sent me to a job at some factory

818
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 15: in Canvas Field. I sat up high through watching through

819
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 15: a window, and all I did was pressing a button

820
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 15: and let trucks come in all day.

821
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 5: So you effectively opening the garage door.

822
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 15: That's what you were doing basically all day.

823
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 6: Pretty good?

824
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 18: Did not move, did you?

825
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 6: So what was the criterion on letting the truck through?

826
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 6: Or was it just you just let everyone in?

827
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 3: No?

828
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 15: I just a massive truck. I don't know what they

829
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 15: were delivering up to the gates. Pres the button, big truck.

830
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 6: How are you big enough? You can come in?

831
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 16: Diana.

832
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 6: You can give yourself one hundred dollars every prize back.

833
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 4: That's buddy good.

834
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Speaker 6: Congratulations. I'm going to wrap it up here at all,

835
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 6: merely here mell you reckon. You have the job that

836
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 6: required the least amount of effort.

837
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 11: What you got.

838
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 13: I used to work in a Chinese restaurant and the

839
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 13: six months that I worked out, we had two customers

840
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 13: and I would just polish and re polish the cutlery

841
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 13: like you know, every single time.

842
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 6: Two customers over six months.

843
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, they went bankrupt, like the day I quit.

844
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 6: What the thoughts? Oh, two customers over six months.

845
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 22: Yeah.

846
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 8: The chefs still cook food there, like do they still

847
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 8: you know, just to keep the skill up, like training

848
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 8: almost depends.

849
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Speaker 22: Yeah.

850
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 19: Yeah.

851
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 18: They would just sort of feed their families while they

852
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 18: were there.

853
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is