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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I met a guard of the weekend who claims he's

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Speaker 3: been in fifteen car accidents.

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Speaker 1: They was telling about a company of sco being in

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Speaker 1: a pub.

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Speaker 3: Some guy trying to turn into my face that he died,

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Speaker 3: was put in a body bag, then into the back

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Speaker 3: of an ambulance. Game came back alive and unzipped himself.

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Speaker 3: I choose not, I choose not, Carla. I was in

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Speaker 3: a big mac. That's all great, believe it in or

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Speaker 3: ot stories, aren't They was eating a big mac what

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Speaker 3: in the central Wollongong and a seagull flew down and

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Speaker 3: grabbed the end of the meat patty and the burger.

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Speaker 3: Or Carla, we've heard about people come back from the

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Speaker 3: dead being in fifteen car so this get a lot

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Speaker 3: more exciting. That seagull flew down, grabbed the end of

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Speaker 3: the meat patty in the burger and we had a

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Speaker 3: tug of war.

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Speaker 1: That seagull never gave up a true story now and

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Speaker 1: believes me believable, believable, How can such a thing happen?

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Speaker 3: Tony, the old bloke over the road when I was

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Speaker 3: growing up, was hit by lighting three times.

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Speaker 1: That is pretty incredible. Christian.

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Speaker 3: I think it's incredible and barely believable that my dad

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Speaker 3: and I are born on the same day, fourteenth of

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Speaker 3: February Valentaize Day.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's not a coincidence.

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Speaker 1: One in three hundred and sixty sixty five. That's it. Christian.

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Speaker 1: I fractured. This is from Michelle.

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Speaker 3: I fractured both elbows at the same time tripping over

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Speaker 3: a soccer ball. Imagined two arms in plaster at the

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Speaker 3: same time, both the ninety degrees.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't feed or dress myself. But again, that is

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Speaker 1: believable that happens, Dave.

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Speaker 3: I saw Eric Clapton play with a band in a

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Speaker 3: golf club.

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Speaker 5: Bar believable.

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Speaker 3: This this guy's got a lot, He's got three of there. Okay,

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Speaker 3: all right, so that one maybe I mate. My dad

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Speaker 3: worked for what in the IT department on the move.

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Speaker 3: They were the ITEA department.

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Speaker 1: They were it. They didn't have people working. They practice

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Speaker 1: of the.

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Speaker 4: Not I can't log into my EMAILATA.

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Speaker 3: It was shuston something problem something my date of birth,

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Speaker 3: I think. And this same guy, all right, he's spoiling

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Speaker 3: us with these, isn't he. He's like a one mile

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Speaker 3: Mount rushmore barely believable stories. He also destroyed.

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Speaker 1: Twenty seven million dollars worth of bonds.

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Speaker 3: Bear of bonds. Oh now we all know someone like that. Okay,

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Speaker 3: all right, let's go to Bill here. Good morning, Bill, Hi, go,

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Speaker 3: I tell you I'm good Bill. So what is your

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Speaker 3: barely believable story?

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Speaker 1: Bill?

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Speaker 6: So?

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Speaker 7: Not many people believe me when I say this, but

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Speaker 7: I'm a very hard hitter when it comes to Paul. So,

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Speaker 7: I've hit the cubeball this one time, about ten years ago.

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Speaker 7: Hit the cubeball. It's ricocheted off the top ball of

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Speaker 7: the triangle. I hit my friend in the head, gave

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Speaker 7: her a concussion, bounced off the concrete wall. Left at

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Speaker 7: the internet. But the most unbelievable thing is the arrangement didn't.

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Speaker 5: Move the man for me, didn't a concrete war correct

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Speaker 5: knocks your friend?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: I mean, the chain of events here is huge. Can

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Speaker 3: you get a reaction going off?

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Speaker 7: I didn't know what what to expect at the time.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't, would you?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 5: No, Well, I believe you hit a hard.

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Speaker 6: Story.

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Speaker 3: You might be winning your way to the to the

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Speaker 3: MiG show. Every pub in the country down has got

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Speaker 3: some gun of that sat by the table, just boring

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Speaker 8: All.

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Speaker 3: It did that, it did that, it did that had

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Speaker 3: less going on the main reaction. Let's go to Marina. Marina,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning. All right, Marina, what's the story.

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Speaker 8: I was put into a headlocked twice by a kangaroo

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Speaker 8: and survived.

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Speaker 1: This is more like, so tell us about the first time.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was the same kangaroo on the same day,

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Speaker 2: about ten minutes apart.

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Speaker 1: I thought, I told you don't have it again. I was.

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Speaker 8: I was living in Gippsland at the time, and I'd

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Speaker 8: taken my dog for a walk around Lake Glen Maggie.

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Speaker 8: At the time, all the waters out so big, open

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Speaker 2: Rode and chase the kangaroo.

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Speaker 8: And I just tried to get her back and chased

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Speaker 8: he stopped and put up a bit of a fight

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Speaker 8: and then jumped about two or three meters and the

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Speaker 8: next thing I know, was that my face.

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Speaker 3: Was three meters all right, Jackie Chan, you were chasing

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Speaker 3: after kangaroo to it jumped two or three meters and

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Speaker 3: then what happened?

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Speaker 8: And then my face was in his arm pit while

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Speaker 8: his arms were really.

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Speaker 2: No, they're not. They're basically like t rex arms.

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Speaker 8: And luckily my dog running around behind him distracted him

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Speaker 1: Then this is like a w W event.

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Speaker 3: Now running around trying to distract him, a chair got

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Speaker 3: whacked over his head and he fell through the ropes.

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Speaker 2: I made the front page of the local news as well,

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Speaker 2: so it was it was not very not very common

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Speaker 4: This is was that what the second headlock was to

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Speaker 4: get a photo for the newspaper.

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Speaker 1: I believe it. I believe it. This is it's an

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Speaker 1: amazing story. Marina.

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Speaker 3: It might be you keep these going there nine four four,

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Speaker 3: one oh four or three. Your story is so believe

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Speaker 3: it barely believable. People don't trust you. The best one

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Speaker 3: it might be Marina. She's in the leader at the

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Speaker 3: moment we got finally pass to go to the Melbourne

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Speaker 3: Royal Show.

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Speaker 2: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: One of my favorites of Failer from Channel nine was

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Speaker 3: speculating before the funeral service started whether or not the

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Speaker 3: Queen's whether the Corgies actually loved the queen minute they

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Speaker 3: were like three actual adults, paid professionals.

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Speaker 1: Do you think they knew the deep bond? Everyone speaking

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Speaker 1: of the night this as well?

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Speaker 3: They think they knew they were aware of the deep

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Speaker 3: bond that she had with them.

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Speaker 1: They must have on some level. Oh, I hope they do.

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Speaker 1: I hope they do.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's something happening at the abbey right now, all right,

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Speaker 3: right now. Then we're looking for your stories that are

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Speaker 3: so incredible they're barely believable. Jackie boy, you've taken quite

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Speaker 3: a few calls of a lot of tool stories as well.

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Speaker 4: See if we believe this one. Tony had to get

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Speaker 4: back to work, but I can retell it. He's working

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Speaker 4: on a building where they had to install a big

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Speaker 4: chimney on top of a fourth fur or, and somebody says,

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Speaker 4: the crane is not big enough for this chimney. We

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Speaker 4: have to get a helicopter to fly it in. Already

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Speaker 4: it sounds pretty tall. Helicopter's flying the chimney down and

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Speaker 4: mate Tony grabs the end of it. Then all of

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Speaker 4: into the air and Tony's hanging.

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Speaker 2: On the way.

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Speaker 3: No way, that's like a plot of one of the

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Speaker 3: Fast and Furious movies. There's no of course, he had

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Speaker 3: to get back to work. He knew that it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: It's flimsy mec Good morning, Good morning, guys.

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Speaker 6: How are you now?

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Speaker 3: We've got a very excited about and getting a story

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Speaker 3: that the team has said, we have to hear your story, mixer.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, my uncle he died sixteen times.

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Speaker 1: He died sixteen times. What do you mean he.

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Speaker 6: Died well, he physically died six day times he had

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Speaker 6: He wasn't most healthier, obviously.

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Speaker 3: I think the very definition of struggling health is he's

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Speaker 3: died sixteen times.

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Speaker 6: He had a hat and that had just stopped, and

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Speaker 6: every time it stopped, they'd give him a jolt and

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Speaker 6: then start again.

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Speaker 3: And you make it sound so casual like his friends

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Speaker 3: are doing it at the end, just like hot wiring

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Speaker 3: in me, you know, like jump leads.

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Speaker 6: One day the next to a neighbor fan him dead

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Speaker 6: in the front yard and called the ambulance and.

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Speaker 1: Like a straight cat. He's dead again.

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Speaker 3: I called him. We're on speed. Yeah, he's dead again.

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Speaker 3: Front Lawn have an stay.

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Speaker 6: They rang, and they rang my ardie and she went

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Speaker 6: the cabin and going.

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Speaker 1: On so many comebacks.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you say sixteen deaths, it's sixteen amazing comebacks.

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Speaker 1: He's like the pines this year until last weekend.

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Speaker 6: Well, anyway, at the end when he finally saw the

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Speaker 6: characters are good, beautiful.

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Speaker 3: You said a few words at the Queen's feel she's

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Speaker 3: carcked it.

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Speaker 6: For good, and he made sure the undertaker put a

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Speaker 6: to believe it.

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Speaker 4: You seem genuine.

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Speaker 1: I trust you. I trust you, all right, Mick, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Icol Who do we give these tickets to?

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Speaker 4: Both is giving people headlines?

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Speaker 1: What a time to be alive.

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Speaker 3: We never thought we started the radio, we get to

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Speaker 3: speak to someone who's has been in a headlot by Kangaroo.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to go with Marina. Rina, You're going

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Speaker 3: to win the family pass to go to the Melbourne

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Speaker 3: roll Show. It's such an amazing story. Yep, have a

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Speaker 3: great time. I think it starts Thursday. You can pre

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Speaker 3: order your tickets and get money as well.

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Speaker 2: Being British is the most Australian thing that ever happened

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's part of my citizenship.

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Speaker 3: When I'm going to have to go and fight a kangaroo,

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Speaker 3: don't let me become an Australian RAINA.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast