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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now we're about to hear from one of the most

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Speaker 2: extraordinary people in the world. His name is Bill Edgar,

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Speaker 2: and he is a coffin confessor. And this basically means

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Speaker 2: that someone who's about to die will come to Bill.

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Speaker 2: They'll say, I've got this secret about myself that I

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Speaker 2: want you to tell everyone at my funeral because.

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Speaker 3: It's too because I didn't want to tell everyone while

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Speaker 3: they're still alive. It's too embarrassing for them.

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Speaker 2: That's it. So Bill Gate crashes funerals and goes, hey, everyone,

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Speaker 2: here's a secret about the deceased. Assured boom. Anyway, we're

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Speaker 2: about to talk to you on the phone. But before

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Speaker 2: we do, throw to him, we've made an opener for him, help.

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Speaker 3: With the funeral.

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Speaker 2: With a surprise for you. He comes in with the

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Speaker 2: truth the confessional to the coffin man. Came oh the

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Speaker 2: coffin man, come, oh my god, the coffin man, Bill Edgar, My.

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Speaker 1: God, come on, guy really want so it was brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Now Bill, tell us, mate, have I described your job appropriately?

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Speaker 2: You get people who come up to you they're dying

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Speaker 2: and they say, I want you to tell everyone my deepest,

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Speaker 2: darkest secrets. At my funeral.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's basically it. Yeah, so I crashed murals on

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Speaker 1: be half of the DECEI. Yeah, they engage me to

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Speaker 1: basically stand up at their funeral and interrupted at a

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Speaker 1: certain time. And that could be when the priest is talking,

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Speaker 1: the best mate sere in the eulogy, could be at

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Speaker 1: any time. So we work that out.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they say that to you. You don't just choose

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Speaker 3: the moment to crash it. You organize it with them

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Speaker 3: right at.

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Speaker 1: A certain time. So my very first funeral, for instance,

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Speaker 1: I had to stand up when his best mate was

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Speaker 1: performing the u and tell him to sit down, shut up.

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Speaker 1: And my client knew that he'd been trying to screw

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Speaker 1: his wife.

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Speaker 2: Oh so Bill, sorry with that person, with that particular example,

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Speaker 2: how was that received from? Well, firstly the wife and

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Speaker 2: the mate.

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Speaker 1: Well look at first his shock and horror, and everybody's

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Speaker 1: like in the garth, they don't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the best mate, he just falls in a heap and

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Speaker 1: scowls out. He runs away basically. But I've got to

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Speaker 1: say the wife left behind were so loving and caring

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Speaker 1: for a husband who is on his deathbed that she

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Speaker 1: never accepted the advances. She tried to get rid of

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Speaker 1: his best mate the best she could, right, and his

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Speaker 1: best mate just kept trying and trying. So I outed

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Speaker 1: him in front of everybody, and everybody got to hear

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Speaker 1: what his best mates had done.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, what would you say your best coffin confession?

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Speaker 3: Is Baye Bill? Like, what's what's your top shelf? I

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Speaker 3: mean that sounds pretty hairy, that one. What do you

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Speaker 3: reckons your best though?

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Speaker 1: You know you got things like you're exposing. You know

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Speaker 1: a woman that slept with a partner's mum and.

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Speaker 2: Dad, Mom and dad, both of them.

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Speaker 1: Both of them. You know the thing, he's got some

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Speaker 1: loving ones too. I mean there's a lot of messages

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Speaker 1: of love, caring concerns for those left behind. To deliver gifts,

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Speaker 1: I do home sweeps where I go to someone's home,

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Speaker 1: I'll remove certain it and so they loved one stake

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Speaker 1: find them.

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Speaker 2: Oh so sorry, What can you give us an example

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Speaker 2: of a particular item that you've had to sweep away?

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Speaker 1: So basically, let's say you were to die right now,

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Speaker 1: I'd go back to your home and I'll get rid

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Speaker 1: of all your text toys, your lingerie and all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: There is a lot of them, and a lot of lingerie,

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Speaker 2: which is creepy on all sorts of levels.

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Speaker 3: Kill the keys. Yeah, and then he goes around there

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Speaker 3: and as clear as enough so that no one knows

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Speaker 3: that you're a bit of a siccho.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is so and so so, Bill. So how

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Speaker 2: do you promote yourself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, basically what happened in the first funeral. There was

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Speaker 1: a lady there that asked me if I could go

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Speaker 1: visit her auntie who was dying, and she wanted to

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Speaker 1: do the coughing confession and I've done that to her,

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Speaker 1: and then it went from there to there to another

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Speaker 1: one and it just rolled.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, what a job, and that's your full time job.

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Speaker 1: No, well, it's not a full time job because I

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Speaker 1: don't know when people are going to pass. But I

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Speaker 1: mean I do have clients on the books.

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Speaker 2: You've got them on the books, Bill, so so like

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Speaker 2: it's it's good business.

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Speaker 1: If people died, well, I'm not going to say that,

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Speaker 1: but I mean I have much time with forever. But

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Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you know, everyone.

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Speaker 2: Dies, everyone know, exactly right business Before we let you go,

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Speaker 2: by the way, thank you for jointing. That was really

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Speaker 2: pretty extraordinary stuff. But Bill, where do people find you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? May you just google the Coffin Professor. You'll find me.

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Speaker 3: The Coffin Confessor, You'll find him. It sounds like you

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Speaker 3: might have a bit of a sin hustle selling adult

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Speaker 3: sex toys as well. Sounds like he's got a bit

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Speaker 3: of a treasure tribe for them as well.

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Speaker 2: I fear the person has to do a house sweep

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Speaker 2: for you, Bill, Bill having good one.

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