1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast. NIMMI, right now, 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: let's talk about the Optics hack. Shocking stuff. I mean, 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: I'm one of the nine point eight million Aussies who 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: this bloke's got my dats shocking, shocking stuff. It's the 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: horrible business, scary business. All in all passports, medi cares, 6 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: all these things, all your numbers he has, he has. 7 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: That's what someone told me the other day, is the 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: fact that if he's got your passport and your ID, 9 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: he's got one hundred points of ID, which means he 10 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: can make a fake you. 11 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 2: He's applying for scuba diving licenses. I don't know if 12 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 2: that'll be the rental properties. 13 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if that'll be the first thing getting 14 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: his patty a second. That's not me, hacker, But I 15 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: do want to talk about what look, it's shocking stuff. 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: So I don't want to get bogged down in the details, 17 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,959 Speaker 1: but I do want to talk about what I think 18 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: is the funniest part of the whole hacking scam, which 19 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: is his ransom. 20 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 3: Right. 21 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:11,279 Speaker 1: So he's got Optus by the short and Curlies, multi 22 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: billion dollar company, right, and he decides to ransom them 23 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: for a million one one million Australian dollars. 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 4: You're going to have to fee me. 25 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: One million dollars, which is unders. 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 3: It's not a lot of money, it's unders. 27 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the CEO would sneeze and then be 28 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: able to put that together really easily. 29 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 3: What's been the result of that? 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 2: Have they paid the gun? 31 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: I think it was just more like to substantiate the 32 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: fact that he's a joke. Yeah, like it's like the 33 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: whole thing. Someone's into me the other day that it 34 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: feels like he's a child. The thing is because he 35 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: can't He's English isn't great either, so there's just a 36 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: number of questions. 37 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 2: He's are good hackers and a kid would say a 38 00:01:59,200 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 2: million dollars. 39 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: Dollars, Yeah, that's all they need. All they want to 40 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: buy is you know, a skateboard and yeah enough big 41 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: bosses down at the milk. But it's probably more of 42 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: a five year old. But drop it all on sherbet bombs. 43 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: But no, it's a million dollars, which is ridiculous. However, 44 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: I think every man has his price, So to a 45 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: multi billion dollar company, a million dollars is nothing, but 46 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: to a tight ass, the smallest amounts of money feel 47 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 1: like a lot. Yes, enter my father the tight us. 48 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 2: So we were talking about this optics hack earlier today 49 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 2: and I mentioned that. So my dad realized yesterday that 50 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 2: he's been paying for my health insurance for the last 51 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 2: seven years. Yeah, well the last fifteen years when he 52 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 2: really shouldn't have been paying for it. So I've got 53 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: an idea on this idea of you know, how little 54 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 2: money can make my dad really crack the proverbial shits is, 55 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 2: let's call him as the health insurance company. Yeah, identify 56 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 2: that he's been paying for the health insurance. Yes, then say, okay, 57 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 2: your son's willing to take over. But for that to happen, Yeah, 58 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,119 Speaker 2: there's a ten dollar fee. 59 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 3: Ten dolls. 60 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: You want to go as low as ten bucks. I 61 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,799 Speaker 1: thought we were talking fifty No, no, no, no, or. 62 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 2: Fifty he would legal action ten dollars. 63 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 4: I think we'll hear him crack it. 64 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,679 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, the hacker held opter just to one 65 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: million dollars. We're going to hold your dad to ten dollars. Yeah, 66 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: and see if he cracks. 67 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 3: On the other side. 68 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 5: Definitely will He definitely. 69 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: Was so excited. I can't because he doesn't think we're 70 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: listening as well, it's the best bit. Woods and I 71 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: having a laugh about how low the demand that the 72 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: Optus ransom was. I've actually got an audio of it. 73 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: If you didn't haven't heard the audio yourself. 74 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 4: You're going to have to fee me. 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 3: One million dollars. 76 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: Millions ridiculous. But for a tight ass, a small amount 77 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: of money can feel like a lot. 78 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: Woods absolutely enter my father the tight ass. Now we 79 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: have an incredible situation ahead of us where we can 80 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 2: stitch up the tight ass that is my dad, and 81 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 2: that is that really quickly. Basically, Dad's been paying for 82 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 2: my health insurance accidentally. He didn't realize he was doing 83 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 2: it for the last fifteen years. I didn't know either, 84 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 2: No one knew this was happening. 85 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 3: But he's been paying for a. 86 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 1: Health convenient view that you didn't know about. 87 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 2: It brilliant for me, William anyway. So he now knows. 88 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 2: He found out yesterday. So the idea is we've got 89 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 2: George out button pusher in the studio here. George, I 90 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 2: want you to call my dad from this health insurance 91 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 2: company and basically say, we know that you've been paying 92 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 2: for your son's health insurance, so we're happy to transfer 93 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: the payment over to him where he's the one who 94 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 2: pays it. But there is going to be a ten 95 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 2: dollar fee to transfer it over to your son. 96 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: Which seems nominal because if he's paid for your health 97 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: insurance for ten years, he's paid ten thousand dollars in 98 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: health insurance. Round ball, Yeah like Paul park figure, yeah yeah, yeah. 99 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:03,039 Speaker 1: So to ask for ten dollars more to transfer the 100 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: account over to you, you would think, particularly given that 101 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: it's freeing him, he would give up. 102 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 2: You don't know my father, like I know my father, 103 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,039 Speaker 2: and he'll ten dollars. It's the principal. He'll be so angry. 104 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 2: He'll be like, why is their feet? 105 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: I guarantee I think we should choose for one hundred dollars. 106 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 3: I think ten dollars because that's that's funny. Everyone will 107 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 3: get angry one hundred dollars. 108 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 2: Trust me, my dad is the biggest tight hoss. 109 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: You know. 110 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 4: You say ten bucks, he will crack. 111 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it, White Law. 112 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Hi Steve, my name is Aaron from insurance. 113 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 5: How are you going? 114 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 6: Oh good? And here are you good? 115 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 3: Thank you? 116 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 5: I'm just going through our current forms and I see 117 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 5: that your your son. You're paying for your son, Edward 118 00:05:54,200 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 5: Whitelaw's insurance at the moment. Yes, I am yes, so yeah, great, 119 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 5: So we've just Edward's just notified us that he'd like 120 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 5: to be paying for that account. 121 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 3: Now, is that? 122 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 5: Are you happy for us to go ahead with that? 123 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 5: We're just happy, right, amazing, We thought we thought so, 124 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,359 Speaker 5: we just wanted to. We just want to get confirmation 125 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 5: from from the current payer. So Steve, I've got all 126 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 5: the details here. We just there is just a small 127 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 5: transfer fee that we need to get from you. So 128 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 5: that'll be ten dollars, which is very easy. We've got 129 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 5: your details here and we'll go ahead with that if 130 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 5: you give us the green tig of approval. 131 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,039 Speaker 6: Why do you need ten dollars? 132 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 5: It's just a standard it's just the standard transfer fee 133 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 5: that we that we do here. 134 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 6: Oh really, how what do I need to transfer ten 135 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 6: dollars to you too? 136 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, so we can we can get the go ahead 137 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 5: for the transfer. Obviously, like with all the everything going 138 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 5: on in in the in the world with scams and whatnot, 139 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 5: we have to have like a sort of an insurance fee. 140 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 5: But yeah, it's it's it's just ten dollars. It's not 141 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 5: not all that much. 142 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, now it's just the unusual principle really, 143 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 6: but anyway, yeah. 144 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: I understand it is. 145 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 3: It is relatively cheap. 146 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 5: There are a lot of other health insurance providers and 147 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 5: companies that do it for a lot more. We do 148 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 5: have the cheapest in the business. So yeah, I open. 149 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 5: That's all all okay. 150 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 6: Very good, very good? And how do I get this 151 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 6: ten dollars trumpled stale? 152 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 4: So it was only ten dollars, dad, No need to 153 00:07:48,160 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 4: get so angry. Jeez, you're easy to annoy. 154 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 6: This all lousy little you know, administrative person wanting to 155 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 6: collect this ten dollars go along with it? Or do 156 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 6: I just kid in hell that. 157 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 4: The emotional roller coaster have been pumped that you weren't 158 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,239 Speaker 4: paying for my health insurance anymore? 159 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 6: Talking about the windowt of Mysia, you didn't break. 160 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: The feb I love. The in was like, all right, 161 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: so how am I going to get this crumpled stale 162 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: ten dollar night and into your hands? 163 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 7: It was like, you have to take it out of 164 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 7: my cold dead fingers mate, working your healthy insurance, because 165 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,439 Speaker 7: you'll need to have me on an operating table an 166 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 7: out cold before you flace these puppards. 167 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 6: It wasn't a little bit dramatic, wasn't righteous. I just 168 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 6: wanted to hear the message A curse to that happy Yeah. 169 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, we got that message. We got that message. 170 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 4: And just so you know that I haven't actually contacted, 171 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 4: so you are still pain for my health insurance as 172 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 4: it stands. 173 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 5: Why are you. 174 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 3: Done with that? 175 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 4: Why not check out more from Willen Woody on The 176 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,319 Speaker 4: Full Show podcast.