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Speaker 1: It's nice to have your voice back. I know you

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Speaker 1: missed the hask, but I don't know if I could

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Speaker 1: do another episode with an erection.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two notting dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 2: and I'm Ash. This is a conversation all about parenting,

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Speaker 2: the good, the bad, and the relatable. And we have

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Speaker 2: to also say at this point, if you're coming for

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Speaker 2: any type of advice.

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Speaker 1: Steer clear, turn away child right now.

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Speaker 2: Ash wait, I have a very important announcement to make.

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Speaker 1: Pla head on me, big man.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's just say that this podcast is about to

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Speaker 2: get a whole lot better.

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Speaker 1: No shit, if you know what I'm saying, exactly what

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Speaker 1: you're saying, Well, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, the listeners don't know. But we have a very

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Speaker 2: first broken our sponsored virginity.

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Speaker 1: Here so we can keep making podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Or Yeah. This means is that this podcast, it's got

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Speaker 2: They are our very first sponsor.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. So essentially I have an excuse now to

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Speaker 1: start drinking at ten am, and my wife can't say

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Speaker 1: a single thing about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure April is absolutely thrilled. She's like, so, who's

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Speaker 2: the sponsor? Is it like a fruit and veg company?

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Speaker 1: Isn't it you do with babies? What am I getting

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Speaker 1: out of it?

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Speaker 2: It's beer.

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Speaker 1: It's beer's baby, it's beers.

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Speaker 2: But the story of Better Beer it's it's pretty sick.

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Speaker 2: If you're familiar Ash, you may have heard of the

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Speaker 2: two boys co founded it inspired unemployed. Does that ring

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Speaker 2: a bell? Absolutely, they're good mate. He's a publican, Nick Koger.

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Speaker 2: They wanted to create a delicious, healthier beer, which is

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Speaker 2: how Better Beer Company started.

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Speaker 1: Didn't they like to sell out immediately on the first

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Speaker 2: Did stupidly well. I think it's about a year and

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Speaker 2: a half ago they launched. Since then, they've sold ten million,

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Speaker 2: ten million leaders of beer leaters.

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Speaker 1: That's just to me, not bad. A couple of X trade's.

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Speaker 1: They now have five beers in the range and I'm

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Speaker 1: personally frothing on the new Pacific al Al that's definitely

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Speaker 1: my drop.

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Speaker 2: I mean, should we absolutely, it'd be rude not to.

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Speaker 1: Ten am, let's go, that's the stuff.

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Speaker 2: Cheers, cheers. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to just straight in. Let's go. I

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Speaker 2: So that is tasty, that is that is crisp, that

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Speaker 2: is very good.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm a big fan of Pacific Al, so I'm

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Speaker 1: very happy they brought this out. I have drank their

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Speaker 1: other ones as well, enjoy them also, But Sunday Harvo

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Speaker 1: for me, Pacific Al the dream one too many of course, absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Big shout out to better Beer.

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Speaker 1: We love you boys, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: To me, it feels like a lot longer than a

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Speaker 1: It's been a long time. It's been a weekend. What

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Speaker 1: is it? Miss you too, It's been too long? What's new?

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Speaker 1: What's new for you? I mean for me? Not a

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Speaker 1: whole lot. I've noticed something devious my wife does with

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Speaker 2: Devious in what way is she like hiding drugs in there?

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Speaker 1: obviously I have two kids. One they go to different kindergartens.

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Speaker 1: So Oscar goes to this other daycare, which we need

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Speaker 2: I know a few people who go to those daycares.

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Speaker 2: We have to bring the lunch. That to me sounds

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Speaker 1: Well it's not mine, Aunt Merrit's aprils. And of course

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Speaker 2: We walked a daycare this morning, didn't have time to

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Speaker 1: Right, and look, they're great. They're annoying to wash, dishwasher

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Speaker 1: or hand you can do either, okay. Anyway, so they're separate.

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Speaker 1: So I've noticed that my wife does something very devious.

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Speaker 2: She's smuggling in chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Surely they're going to see him. All the kids are eating.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about today as well.

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Speaker 1: But I was shocked.

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Speaker 2: That's I can't believe April. She's such a princess. She's

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Speaker 1: I know. She's such a goody goody too, never does

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Speaker 2: Oh you're fine.

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Speaker 1: She's going to be like, I've just baked your cake.

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Speaker 1: Actually she can't cook. I've just had someone bake you

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Speaker 1: a cake and there's a pack of SIGI's in there

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Speaker 2: Do you think at any point like daycare are going

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Speaker 1: Like I'm guessing since he's been there so this year.

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Speaker 2: Get the mint slices?

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Speaker 1: I think to him at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: I think that's how it works.

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Speaker 2: But don't you worry though that Oscar bless his cotton socks.

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Speaker 2: He's been doing it for a while now.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: At some point, after a few months start to progress,

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Speaker 1: It gets greedy. Do you think maybe he gets greedy? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, now he's like, hey, don't just put in one.

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Speaker 1: Put it into check one under the sandbo as well.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe the criminal mind works. Like I stole

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Speaker 1: setting for my child. Open if you're listening. That's how

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Speaker 2: I got to your house next week and Oscar wearing

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Speaker 2: a brand new roll leggs. He's in Gucci he's got

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Speaker 2: one of those tear drop. I'm like, Jesus, what happened

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Speaker 1: It's like, hardened up, get with the program.

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Speaker 2: This didn't happen to me last week. This happened to

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Speaker 2: you the story about how I got into a fight.

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Speaker 1: At the park. Yeah, you're known for that.

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Speaker 2: I mean I told you the story I swear I have.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It was multiple parents. Hang on a minute, multiple parents.

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Speaker 1: You're in your fight club down at the local park. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: other parents, women or men, both far off?

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Speaker 2: It was all in.

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Speaker 1: Were their punches thrown? No? Okay no, no.

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Speaker 2: Luckily we didn't.

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Speaker 1: Get it was a misunderstanding.

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Speaker 2: It got to the point where, in hindsight, I look

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Speaker 2: I didn't go that far. But I'm quite cool, calm

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Speaker 2: and collected. I'm not a violent but I can imagine.

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Speaker 1: Look, I've been waiting to fear a fire up. I

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Speaker 1: can feel it sometimes. I'm like, imagine if you just

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Speaker 2: It almost happened. So on Thursdays, the kids aren't in daycare,

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Speaker 2: it's what we call a daddy day. It's where me

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Speaker 2: and the girls, Marley and Lola, we just hang out

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Speaker 2: normally go down to the park down the road and

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Speaker 1: Buster the three leg a dog.

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Speaker 2: That's it, you know, it's me bust pop along literally,

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Speaker 1: The thing is like when you say and what really

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Speaker 2: Okay, please, with the love of God, just stop crying.

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Speaker 2: I thought about it. It's like, okay, bye, go you,

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Speaker 1: Think of the children. Why don't you think of my children?

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Speaker 2: It didn't get physical, Thank heavens.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know your kids don't need to see

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Speaker 1: I'm's usually pretty good. Yeah, Dad's very much like give

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Speaker 2: Yeah. For example, like on the weekends, if the kids

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Speaker 2: Do you guys adhere to Well obviously not because of

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Speaker 2: or like do you try?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no.

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Speaker 2: We went to a friend's house and they said, oh,

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Speaker 1: Stupid.

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Speaker 2: But the main thing that we use with the kids

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bribe to eat their veggies. I say, bribe

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Speaker 2: You got it. There's no other way.

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Speaker 1: My mum's still bribing me, just money. I shouldn't do this,

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Speaker 2: The kids are pretty good though, Like we're lucky in

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Speaker 2: that under no influence from us. They just like broccoli

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, I couldn't tell you what my kid's favorite

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Speaker 2: Carrots is staple.

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Speaker 1: My father in law is very good with the veggies

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Speaker 1: so they're probably not thinking I'm going to look up

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Speaker 1: to him for my dietary needs.

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Speaker 2: What's ash having? Oh? Another better beer? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, subtle pluck. You're welcome, Daddy's.

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Speaker 2: Why are you saying that you're more relaxed and April.

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Speaker 2: But you're going to take Mazie right, because she's still

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Speaker 1: she's cooked. She's at the top. Life, carry me down.

437
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 1: But Oscar's like he's a boy, he's you know, crazy, right,

438
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 1: I take him and I can I bribe him. I

439
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 1: bribe him, I get the best out of him. Mum's

440
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 1: not there. And this is where the diet really goes

441
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: out of the window. I'm talking like I'm promising him

442
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 1: the lollipop, promising him chocolate or whatever, just so that

443
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,240
Speaker 1: he behaves himself throughout the shops. So the other day

444
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,959
Speaker 1: we went past Donut King and look, I love a donut.

445
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,399
Speaker 2: Does he understand what donut king?

446
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:06,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

447
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 2: Or is it just because you're like, oh yeah yeah.

448
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: But he also when he gets a donut with icing

449
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,119
Speaker 1: on it, he just heads the icing and then just

450
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 1: like tosses the rest of the doughnut away. We just

451
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 1: waste anyway. So the reason I wanted to bring his

452
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,639
Speaker 1: up is because this is what happened. I went to

453
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 1: Donut King and they do something called a quake shake.

454
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,120
Speaker 2: What's a quake shake?

455
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 1: It's like a thick shake, but just a little bit fancier,

456
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 1: and I get the honeycomb lava. He's not a donut

457
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 1: King pitch.

458
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 2: By the way it sounds naughty.

459
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 1: It's very good, okay. And of course I'm with Oscar.

460
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, he can have a little bit, that's fine,

461
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: but you also get a quake shake combo and it

462
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: comes with two cinemon donuts. Oh shit, and they're fresh.

463
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is going to get us through

464
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,959
Speaker 1: the shop today Sun Sunday afternoon. Look at us go anyway,

465
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 1: So I get the quake shake and he's sitting in

466
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 1: the front of the troll, right that's that bit that

467
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: you can sit in, and I'm having some he's having

468
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: a little sip here and there. He's really happy, and

469
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: I'm happy. We're also fucking happy.

470
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 2: Time of your lives right now, time I life.

471
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 1: So we go down to Will. He's anyway. We're walking

472
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: down the aisle and I hand him the milkshake for

473
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: a little sip and I get distracted with something. I

474
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,719
Speaker 1: was looking for something, something April wanted, something specific, and

475
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: then I've turned back, grabbed the milkshake and he's finished it.

476
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,400
Speaker 2: Well, how much was in there?

477
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 1: Oh? Enough?

478
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's one of those jumbo cuts.

479
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 1: It's decent side. He's finished the remainder of it. And

480
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: I was like, first of all, I'm pissed off because

481
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: I wanted more. That's mine, motherfucker, and you've just gone

482
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 1: and finished it. Where's the courtesy anyway? But I was

483
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: also like whatever. Anyway, We're walking along a little bit

484
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: further and he was like, I'm cold.

485
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 2: I was like, what, Well, you just had two leaders

486
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: of life.

487
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: Chris had to and he's liked and he's like shivering,

488
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hell, like I'm cold. I'm like, do

489
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 1: you feel sick? And he's like yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,

490
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm holding the cup. I've taken that, so I've taken

491
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: the dome lit off because like I'll scrape out what

492
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: was left for me. I'm doing that and he's like,

493
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm cold, and then he's gone really quiet. He's obviously

494
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: feeling sick because he's drank it too far. Anyway, two

495
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 1: seconds later, he's projectile vomited. No, here's the thing. He's

496
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: projectile vomited, and I've caught it in the cup and

497
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 1: it's landed back in the cup. Not a drop on

498
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 1: the ground in woolies. I'm thinking to myself, this is

499
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: pro level dadding right here. Well, maybe giving him the

500
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: real shake was level, but this is bounce. Literally, not

501
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 1: a single drop landed on the floor. It landed back

502
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: in the cup, and it was still cold. I contemplated

503
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: drinking it, but I didn't, Just so you guys listening

504
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: out there thought he beat you, This fucking loser drank it.

505
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: There's a part of me that was like, were you

506
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 2: attempted a little?

507
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: Not at all? It reminded me of when you were

508
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: younger and you did beer bongs, and when you did

509
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: a beer bong and you got sick straight after and

510
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: used to vomit cold out. That's what it reminded me of.

511
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: It was legitimately if I served it back up at

512
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 1: a doughnut king, don't want to know the difference.

513
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: When you went home? Were you woted all that? He

514
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 2: was going to spoil the beans to April about what's

515
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 2: just happened?

516
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: He did immediately he was like.

517
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: Was sick and what happened?

518
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: Are you okay?

519
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 2: Honey?

520
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: He's like, no, fuck that guy. He drank all my

521
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: milkshake and then he spewed it back up cold as

522
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: some sort of teas.

523
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: As.

524
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: She's got a couple of cracking questions this week. I'm

525
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: going to start away with the first one.

526
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: If I may, you're going to ask me this question, I'm.

527
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 2: Going to ask you the first question, beautiful. It's a

528
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 2: bit of a long one. I'm not going to say

529
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 2: who it was who submitted this question. I don't want

530
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 2: to get them in trouble and they're asking about a

531
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 2: friend's situation. This one came through it on the Instagram

532
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 2: at two doting dads. It says here, I'm going to

533
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 2: just condense it a little bit. Her friend has just

534
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: had a new baby and her husband right now is

535
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: spending a lot of time doing his hobby, so he's

536
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: leaving the house with baby and mum alone. Just for reference,

537
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: baby is three weeks old right now. She raised it

538
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: as an issue with him. He responded and said, look,

539
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: he's entitled to his hours of downtime and a quote

540
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 2: not fair that he doesn't get to do his hobbies anymore.

541
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 2: So ash baffled, question is what is that?

542
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: Not the question?

543
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: It's a long one. She even apologized. She was like,

544
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 2: I'm so so for the essay right now. Don't you

545
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: dare apologize?

546
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. Look, you're not in the

547
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: wrong here.

548
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 2: It's important to ask these questions to give all the contexts.

549
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: But she ends it and says how much baby free

550
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 2: leisure time is acceptable for a new time dad.

551
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: First of all, nothing is unfair, buddy, in this situation,

552
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: nothing is unfair. The fact is that you said to

553
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: your wife it's unfair I don't get to do or

554
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: your wife or the mother of your child, that you

555
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: don't get to do your hobbies. That's a fucking dog act. Bro,

556
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: the poor girl is in recovery dog act. But we

557
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: could harp on about that. Look, I understand everyone needs

558
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: their vice, whether it's your hobby, whether it's going out

559
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: taking a walk. I get that. So look, there needs

560
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: to be some sort of agreement there for sure, But

561
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: I think you laying that it's unfair is fucking joke.

562
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: I think in the first couple of months, for.

563
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: You don't have any hobbies anymore, bro, Yeah, like you

564
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: don't have you literally on holidays from your on I

565
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: shouldn't say alidays. You're on a nightmare holiday from your

566
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: hobbies for that moment in time, and it's only for

567
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: a short moment in time. But I think, like I

568
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: get that, everyone needs their time, their downtime, both of

569
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: you and Mum. Look when we had Oscar originally, I

570
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: mean originally the original original when we had Oscar. Look,

571
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: I surf every day. That's my one and only hobby

572
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: besides drinking.

573
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: How often were you surfing when Oscar was born afterwards?

574
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: In that first few months.

575
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: So the first few months, I was still surfing like

576
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: most days, okay, but there was things around that that

577
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: I had to achieve for the family before I could

578
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: have my little downtime. So thankfully I was blessed enough

579
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: to live right on the beach so I didn't have

580
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: to drive. I could get it done really, really quickly.

581
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,199
Speaker 1: But if I had to drive, it would have been

582
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: a different story. And I guarantee you this guy plays

583
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: fucking golf.

584
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 2: Golf is like anyone who's trying to maintain golf after

585
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: their child is born. Fucking give it up right now.

586
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: Look, your swing's gonna have to be put aside, mate,

587
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: for the caring of your child, even just for now.

588
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: Get the putter out and put up and down the hallway.

589
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 1: Be a team player. But it's only temporary. I'm not

590
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: saying to you fucking get rid of your hobbies for

591
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. It's very temporary because you

592
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: find a balance, you find the communication at some point.

593
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: So like for me, April and I were like, okay, well, look,

594
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: if the baby goes to sleep and successfully, you've got

595
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: at least thirty minutes here. Okay, it's only a small time,

596
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: but I would take it. So what I would do

597
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: is I would put my wetsuit on because it was

598
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,959
Speaker 1: a winter baby, put my wet suit fully on, wax

599
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: my board up, leave it at the front door, put

600
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: the baby to sleep in wet suit full wet suits

601
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: zinc dart really got and like I would be rocking

602
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: that baby to sleep for however long it took, knowing

603
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: that there was my time at the end. A long,

604
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: long leg full full steamer full middle of winter, June baby,

605
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: so June, July, August really curl, not really curl, but

606
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: cold enough. What would happen is I would be putting

607
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: the baby to sleep, and I would say to April,

608
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: you go lay down while I'm doing that. Once he's asleep,

609
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: I'll go. We'll take twenty minutes, thirty minutes. I'm sweating

610
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: up a storm because I'm in a warm room in

611
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: a steamer, okay, rocking this bed up and down cot

612
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: So as soon as he would go to sleep, I

613
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: was out the door, fully wet suited up, running down

614
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: the street, paddle out thirty minutes, forty minutes, a little

615
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: bit later, you know, if I was a little bit

616
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: later here and there, April was usually like, that's fine.

617
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: You put him to sleep. He wakes up, he feeds

618
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: on me for like half hour anyway, So look, we

619
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: made it work. Look I came in really hard to

620
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: this to say it's a dog act.

621
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 2: I also did as well. I say that like I've

622
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: been in a jel the whole time, which I haven't.

623
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 2: But continue and I'll tell you what I did well.

624
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: I think like I came in really hard then on

625
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: the guy just saying that's a dog act. But you

626
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: also need to like communicate and be like, Okay, well,

627
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: maybe I can do my hobby a little bit less

628
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: or when it's more convenient. But that's my answer to

629
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: that question.

630
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: I agree in the first few months, disregard any kind

631
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: of hobby unless it's those tiny little windows like the

632
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: half an hour, the forty five.

633
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: Minutes, if you're running Babe down out the door back

634
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: in thirty be efficient.

635
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 2: I think. Then beyond that, after newborn, I think you're

636
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: entitled to as much time as your partner gets. It's

637
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 2: got to be equal. So if you're trying to take

638
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: a full day to do twenty rounds of golf, twenty

639
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: holes of golf, I don't even know what I call it.

640
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: Is it a round of golf eighteen? I think eighteen?

641
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: Who fucking knows?

642
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: Front nine, back nine?

643
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, But you can't be doing that. If your

644
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: partner's only getting in like a half an hour walk

645
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: outside the house, it's.

646
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: Got to be the baby.

647
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: It's got to be equal. But I went in hard

648
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: send this guy's a dog. But I look back, Oh, man,

649
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: I's a killer.

650
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: That self reflection, it's really.

651
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: Easy to fall into that routine of just baby being

652
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: with mum because in the first few months they are

653
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Speaker 2: so dependent because they all they do is literally they

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Speaker 2: wake up, they feed, stock the life out of her.

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Speaker 2: They're awake for like twenty minutes half now they go

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Speaker 2: back to sleep. They wake up, they feed, you change

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Speaker 2: the nappy. It's just that is on repeat. And as

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Speaker 2: a guy, like you're not really doing that much with

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Speaker 2: the baby, but obviously you do more around the house.

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Speaker 2: You know. You make sure that there's food on the table,

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Speaker 2: you mention the place is clean, the laundry is done.

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Speaker 2: But I remember I slipped into this habit of just thinking, oh,

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Speaker 2: Laura's got it, she's got it, dial she's all over it.

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Speaker 2: And I would just leave the house, go to the gym.

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Speaker 2: I might see a mate he said, you want to

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Speaker 2: have lunch. I go, yeah, sure, and then I'd be

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Speaker 2: out of the house for a couple of hours. Wow,

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Speaker 2: and then it was only until one.

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Speaker 1: Glad You're self reflected on that and you're admitting.

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Speaker 2: This, Yeah, I was. I woke up and I got

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Speaker 2: Laura at coffee in the morning, which I know week do,

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Speaker 2: and I thought to myself, my work here is done.

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Speaker 2: And I had my gym bag. I was like, dressed,

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Speaker 2: not in gym gear, and so, you know, I was

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Speaker 2: in for the long haul. I'd like packed a bag

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Speaker 2: to be a day bag. And I was like bye, honey,

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Speaker 2: and I was, you know, skipping out the door, and

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Speaker 2: she was like, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I'm going to go see Diamond.

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Speaker 2: Then i might go to the gym. And she's there,

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Speaker 2: you know, holding the newborn, being like what am I

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Speaker 2: going to do? And I was like, oh, you've got

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Speaker 2: the baby, you know. I got you a coffee and

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Speaker 2: she was like, hold up, we need to talk this through.

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Speaker 2: And I then realized how shit I was. Being got

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Speaker 2: a blasting for that, and I look back now and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I was such an idiot.

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Speaker 1: You got to learn, though, you do have to learn.

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Speaker 2: You've got to make mistakes.

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Speaker 1: You do have to make mistakes to be better and look, yeah,

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Speaker 1: going for hours, you're worse than this guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'd do as well. I remembered

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Speaker 2: a couple of times where I'd come home and someone

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Speaker 2: would call me just before I came through the front door,

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Speaker 2: so I'd come home on my phone and like, yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I can't believe mainly lost a game. Yeah, don't ever

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Speaker 2: come through the front door on your phone phone.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't been home for hours already, you need

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Speaker 1: to come home for ready to help. Matthew. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to ask you a question from a listener. Have you

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Speaker 1: had a moment where you thought, I'm glad no one

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Speaker 1: was around to see that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but actually it happened when people were around.

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Speaker 1: To see that. Yeah, time was the butter chicken thing

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: I remember there was one time in particular, Laura was

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Speaker 2: away and I had the kids. Not to paint Laura

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Speaker 2: as a non existent parent.

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Speaker 1: It was just at the moment.

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Speaker 2: It was maybe a year ago, and we used to

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Speaker 2: live just off Bondi Road. On the weekends. It was

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Speaker 2: always so bloody busy. There's a couple of cafe is

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Speaker 2: there chokers on a weekend, I had both girls and

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Speaker 2: I think we're out of nappies. We needed something where,

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Speaker 2: you know, without this item, it was essential.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't detrimental to survival moving forward.

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Speaker 2: You So, I was thinking, I'm just going to put

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Speaker 2: the kids in the prem had the old double prem.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take Buster because he needs to do

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Speaker 2: a pool as well, and I'm going to go down

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Speaker 2: to the pharmacy. As I was out the door, both

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Speaker 2: kids are absolutely losing it. You know, sometimes you see

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Speaker 2: a parent with their child and the kid is just

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Speaker 2: like like blood curdling screams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. My first thought is that's not my problem, and

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Speaker 1: I just walk away.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes I would never say this, but sometimes I

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Speaker 2: always think, wouldn't it be funny if you were like

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Speaker 2: just letting you know your babies crying.

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Speaker 1: Can you be like, can you shut that thing up?

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Speaker 2: I would never, I would never, but just to see.

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Speaker 1: Whatever would do that, just to be clear I was that.

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Speaker 2: Parent, obviously, someone that said that to me, I would

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Speaker 2: have had another fight.

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Speaker 1: Buster was at the backyard.

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Speaker 2: I go to this pharmacy and busses on the lead.

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Speaker 2: I just dropped the lead. I run and grabbed the nappies.

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Speaker 2: And then come out and I'm like, where the hell's

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Speaker 2: bust up? Both kids screaming in the pram in the

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Speaker 2: doorway of this cafe, which is heaving. Buster. He never

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Speaker 2: does this. He just does this piss, which was like

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Speaker 2: this concentrated acid piss. It was like bright fluor yellow

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Speaker 2: and it's stunk, I don't know. And it was in

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Speaker 2: the doorway, just like pit. And he's a big dog,

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Speaker 2: He's like a forty kilo dog. Piss just never ended,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like grabbing his lead and being like, fuck fuster.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of worse than the shit, right, kind of

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Speaker 1: worse than the ship because you can't pick it up.

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Speaker 1: I always thought like, what if humanity you got so

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Speaker 1: anal about picking up dog ways that you have to

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Speaker 1: carry a sponge around? Now, sponge that up.

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Speaker 2: I'm just there, these kids both screaming. I've got like

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Speaker 2: nappies under my arm. My dog has just done like

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Speaker 2: a four. I need a piss in the doorway of

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Speaker 2: this cafe. And everyone's looking at me being like is

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Speaker 2: this guy the worst freaking dad of the century? And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what what are you staring at? You never

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Speaker 2: seen a parent before?

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Speaker 1: Take a picture it'll last.

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Speaker 2: And that was That was a low moment.

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Speaker 1: That was and you lash out of the crowd. That's

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Speaker 1: a lone moment when you like claim this hell victim, like.

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Speaker 2: What are you staring at it?

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Speaker 1: Having seen a man with no legs and no arms before,

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Speaker 1: I feel sorry for you in that situation.

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Speaker 2: But behind closed doors, ash I am an angel at

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Speaker 2: all times.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've never yelled at my kids now, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: never never. My main form of communication is bellowing it

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