WEBVTT - MINI! Laura gets caught in the nude… out in public 😱

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pickup Thursday. Britt, Laura and Mitch here right

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<v Speaker 2>I've had something very very embarrassing happened to me this week.

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<v Speaker 2>But it has to do with Marley May. So we

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<v Speaker 2>were at the shopping center and like, Marley's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she's very toilet trained. I've got a three and

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<v Speaker 2>a half year old, I've got a two year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Both of them are exceptional at toilet training. Good and

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, it doesn't matter where you are. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like mummy, you can go to the potty. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>especially when you're in a shopping center, off you go

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<v Speaker 2>trying to find the closest because as much as they're

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<v Speaker 2>good at it, you don't have a lot of time. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, going through the shopping center, find the closest

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<v Speaker 2>public toilets. The only one I knew was at the

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<v Speaker 2>other end of the shopping center. So we you know,

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<v Speaker 2>high tailor, and we get there and there's a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a line we have to wait. Anyway, it's our turn.

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<v Speaker 2>We go into the cubicle. Now it is a long cubicle,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have both the kids in the cubicle with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got Lola Marley and we kind of all take turns.

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<v Speaker 2>Marley goes first to the toilet, so then you are

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<v Speaker 2>you white one. Then the next one needs to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go and in one singular cubicle.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a really long cubicle, so there's plenty of

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<v Speaker 2>space the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet you know how the really good corner cubicle you

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<v Speaker 1>can poo in first class?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it really was. It's the big one.

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<v Speaker 2>The door is quite far away from the toilet as well,

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<v Speaker 2>which is guys. You know those big ones are usually

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<v Speaker 2>the disabled toilet, right, you know it's not the first class.

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<v Speaker 2>This one isn't disabled. It's not because it doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>any rails on it. It's just really long because of

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<v Speaker 2>the way of the orientation of this bathroom. It's at

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<v Speaker 2>the far end right, but the toilet is long, but

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<v Speaker 2>the door faces the line.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's his business class in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the premium seats the public toilets. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Marley goes first, Mum, wipe my balm. Then it's Lola,

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<v Speaker 2>moum white my mom, do it all. I do the

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<v Speaker 2>whole job, and then I needed to go to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Bar I'm still waiting. Well, so anyway, the kids have finished,

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm halfway through going to the toilet. You eating a

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<v Speaker 3>pool must be it must be number two? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>details are not important.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, Marley decides that she's had enough of waiting

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<v Speaker 2>and she just walks over to the door and opens it.

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<v Speaker 3>My pants are down around my waist mid the turd.

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<v Speaker 2>Could I couldn't get up, couldn't reach the door, couldn't stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Molly stopped, Molly, Marley stopped, Marley, don't

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<v Speaker 2>open that door. And she slings it, flings it right open,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a line of people standing right in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me. Two kids just high taylor out to the

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<v Speaker 2>basin to go wash their hands, and this poor lady

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<v Speaker 2>makes eye contact with me, walks over and then goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll help you.

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<v Speaker 3>But you could tell in her mind she was finally

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<v Speaker 3>God please.

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<v Speaker 2>You could tell by the fear in her eyes that

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't know whether to like help me by looking

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<v Speaker 2>after the children, or to help me by like closing

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<v Speaker 2>the door and helping me.

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<v Speaker 3>With my dignity.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, she grabs the door and she holds the door shut,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can just hear kids out in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>and she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, don't worry, I've got my eye on them. While

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<v Speaker 3>she's holding the doors.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I made eye contact with a complete exchanger while

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<v Speaker 2>doing a boo and then you had to finish the

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<v Speaker 2>poop while she was holding the door.

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<v Speaker 3>I rushed, I rushed finished it. Anyway, children, Really they

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<v Speaker 3>do dirty?

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<v Speaker 1>That good, Samaron, if you're listening, we'll give you ten

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars going through that process. Can we can we

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<v Speaker 1>give her that money like giving away money.

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<v Speaker 2>We have no money and we're not giving any money away.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do give you my my greatest thanks, and

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<v Speaker 2>to everybody else he was in that line. There was

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<v Speaker 2>about five people and everyone pretended that they didn't see,

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<v Speaker 2>but you all saw.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm surprised it hasn't come out in daily mail yet.

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<v Speaker 3>So good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we all have a monster in law, right, a

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<v Speaker 1>mother in law that we hate. We've heard story. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the exception to.

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<v Speaker 3>The rule in law. She's heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a mother in law in the States that

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<v Speaker 1>has come up with a plan that is completely backfired

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<v Speaker 1>and ended up with her family hating her huge. That's

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<v Speaker 1>next on the pickup