Speaker 1: It's the pickup Thursday. Britt, Laura and Mitch here right
Speaker 1: now get half priced big brand vitamins and cosmetics at
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Speaker 2: I've had something very very embarrassing happened to me this week.
Speaker 2: But it has to do with Marley May. So we
Speaker 2: were at the shopping center and like, Marley's very good.
Speaker 2: Now she's very toilet trained. I've got a three and
Speaker 2: a half year old, I've got a two year old.
Speaker 2: Both of them are exceptional at toilet training. Good and
Speaker 2: so you know, it doesn't matter where you are. It's
Speaker 2: like mummy, you can go to the potty. So, you know,
Speaker 2: especially when you're in a shopping center, off you go
Speaker 2: trying to find the closest because as much as they're
Speaker 2: good at it, you don't have a lot of time. Right,
Speaker 2: So anyway, going through the shopping center, find the closest
Speaker 2: public toilets. The only one I knew was at the
Speaker 2: other end of the shopping center. So we you know,
Speaker 2: high tailor, and we get there and there's a bit
Speaker 2: of a line we have to wait. Anyway, it's our turn.
Speaker 2: We go into the cubicle. Now it is a long cubicle,
Speaker 2: and I have both the kids in the cubicle with me.
Speaker 2: I've got Lola Marley and we kind of all take turns.
Speaker 2: Marley goes first to the toilet, so then you are
Speaker 2: you white one. Then the next one needs to.
Speaker 1: Go and in one singular cubicle.
Speaker 2: But it's a really long cubicle, so there's plenty of
Speaker 2: space the corner.
Speaker 1: Sweet you know how the really good corner cubicle you
Speaker 1: can poo in first class?
Speaker 3: Yes, it really was. It's the big one.
Speaker 2: The door is quite far away from the toilet as well,
Speaker 2: which is guys. You know those big ones are usually
Speaker 2: the disabled toilet, right, you know it's not the first class.
Speaker 2: This one isn't disabled. It's not because it doesn't have
Speaker 2: any rails on it. It's just really long because of
Speaker 2: the way of the orientation of this bathroom. It's at
Speaker 2: the far end right, but the toilet is long, but
Speaker 2: the door faces the line.
Speaker 1: So it's his business class in the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the premium seats the public toilets. So anyway,
Speaker 2: Marley goes first, Mum, wipe my balm. Then it's Lola,
Speaker 2: moum white my mom, do it all. I do the
Speaker 2: whole job, and then I needed to go to the toilet.
Speaker 2: Bar I'm still waiting. Well, so anyway, the kids have finished,
Speaker 2: I go to the toilet.
Speaker 3: I'm halfway through going to the toilet. You eating a
Speaker 3: pool must be it must be number two? Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: details are not important.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Marley decides that she's had enough of waiting
Speaker 2: and she just walks over to the door and opens it.
Speaker 3: My pants are down around my waist mid the turd.
Speaker 2: Could I couldn't get up, couldn't reach the door, couldn't stop.
Speaker 2: I was like, Molly stopped, Molly, Marley stopped, Marley, don't
Speaker 2: open that door. And she slings it, flings it right open,
Speaker 2: and there's a line of people standing right in front
Speaker 2: of me. Two kids just high taylor out to the
Speaker 2: basin to go wash their hands, and this poor lady
Speaker 2: makes eye contact with me, walks over and then goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll help you.
Speaker 3: But you could tell in her mind she was finally
Speaker 3: God please.
Speaker 2: You could tell by the fear in her eyes that
Speaker 2: she didn't know whether to like help me by looking
Speaker 2: after the children, or to help me by like closing
Speaker 2: the door and helping me.
Speaker 3: With my dignity.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she grabs the door and she holds the door shut,
Speaker 2: and I can just hear kids out in the bathroom
Speaker 2: and she's.
Speaker 3: Like, don't worry, I've got my eye on them. While
Speaker 3: she's holding the doors.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I made eye contact with a complete exchanger while
Speaker 2: doing a boo and then you had to finish the
Speaker 2: poop while she was holding the door.
Speaker 3: I rushed, I rushed finished it. Anyway, children, Really they
Speaker 3: do dirty?
Speaker 1: That good, Samaron, if you're listening, we'll give you ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars going through that process. Can we can we
Speaker 1: give her that money like giving away money.
Speaker 2: We have no money and we're not giving any money away.
Speaker 2: But I do give you my my greatest thanks, and
Speaker 2: to everybody else he was in that line. There was
Speaker 2: about five people and everyone pretended that they didn't see,
Speaker 2: but you all saw.
Speaker 3: And I'm surprised it hasn't come out in daily mail yet.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 1: Okay, we all have a monster in law, right, a
Speaker 1: mother in law that we hate. We've heard story. You're
Speaker 1: the exception to.
Speaker 3: The rule in law. She's heaven.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a mother in law in the States that
Speaker 1: has come up with a plan that is completely backfired
Speaker 1: and ended up with her family hating her huge. That's
Speaker 1: next on the pickup