Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three Gold.
Speaker 2: The rest of the world. What goes on in this
Speaker 2: hour stays in this hour, Even the boss doesn't listen. Ladies, gentlemen,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell for Redfast Show. Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Wednesday morning.
Speaker 3: What an exciting day today.
Speaker 2: Oh my lordie, Yeah, Patsy. The prize up for graphs
Speaker 2: today is to go and interview your hero. You love
Speaker 2: the guy.
Speaker 3: You're going to see him live tomorrow night. Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: Yes, the man got my T shirt on everything.
Speaker 3: Today you're gonna be in his hotel room interviewing.
Speaker 2: Oh will your tendency to choke on episode? States are high?
Speaker 2: How many? How many quizes do we do?
Speaker 3: Brian Adams? Because it was a six and she lost
Speaker 3: them all we did six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I let.
Speaker 5: The listeners win that time. Yeah, I was feeling generous.
Speaker 5: It was before Christmas, you know, festive spirit and all that.
Speaker 3: That's lovely.
Speaker 2: Today you're going to play for real. Yeah all right,
Speaker 2: So it's you or a listener interviewing pets. It'll be
Speaker 2: pets a pats between the jones. Okay, well that's what
Speaker 2: you're playing for later on this morning or will be revealed.
Speaker 6: Interesting that last year, this is the same attempt you
Speaker 6: went for, which was confidence up front, and it didn't
Speaker 6: do you any Well.
Speaker 4: Now, come on, let's think positively this time.
Speaker 6: Okay, we did.
Speaker 2: I thought really positively. I was positive you were going
Speaker 2: to screw it up again and time and time again.
Speaker 2: That positive is he paid off you?
Speaker 4: My questions written everything.
Speaker 6: You have to have to research a lot about him
Speaker 6: because you don't know anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the first Christian Braddams.
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 3: What songs would I've heard of yours?
Speaker 2: How do they go? Robert?
Speaker 4: No, I'll have to compose myself.
Speaker 2: Also on today's show, All the Big Footy Shows back
Speaker 2: on TV tonight from Bar the New Look Footy Show
Speaker 2: back tonight. On this show, we will be unfailing. Who
Speaker 2: is our new AFL correspondent? This is exciting, exciting they'd
Speaker 2: be in live tomorrow on tomorrow on this morning show.
Speaker 2: I actually saw this person last night. They carry in
Speaker 2: my house for a little drink and some dinner.
Speaker 4: Oh hello, I have.
Speaker 2: A Wikipedia you know who this person is?
Speaker 3: Okay, we keep how many games? How many games do
Speaker 3: you reckon?
Speaker 2: They played in total to thirty eight three hundred and five.
Speaker 2: I would have said how many goals in three and
Speaker 2: one hundred and five games? Bear in mind they are
Speaker 2: a Hall of Famer Premiership winner, Brownlow winner.
Speaker 6: I reckon I'll write of about three hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you'd be happy with that two hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty four.
Speaker 6: Oh really, I was going to go at least one
Speaker 6: a game.
Speaker 2: Anyway, someone else, I hope they're not listening. This is
Speaker 2: really awkward. Hey, listen, I know it's a done deal,
Speaker 2: but it's an undone nail. Now. You didn't get that
Speaker 2: many goals.
Speaker 3: That Oh that ended awkwardly anyway.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we're still excited about it when they come on
Speaker 2: the phone later on this morning. So we got a
Speaker 2: big show for you today and also more VIP tickets
Speaker 2: to go and see Muriel's wording the musical.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So for the last couple of months since the show started,
Speaker 2: I've been doing this thing every week. We do it
Speaker 2: on a Thursday morning at eight am. It's called the
Speaker 2: Isolated Vocal It is really popular, so much so that
Speaker 2: we play some of our favorite ones to you right now,
Speaker 2: the Golden Hour listeners. This is a great one from
Speaker 2: Joe Strummer, legendary front man with the clash. Here it
Speaker 2: almost sounds like Joe is spitting into a microphone. He's
Speaker 2: spitting out the words, He's not phoning it in. And
Speaker 2: that was the power and the fury from the clash.
Speaker 2: This is the isolated vocal. We're here, Joe's isolated vocal.
Speaker 2: Then we play the song in full. Check this out.
Speaker 2: Joe Strummer isolated vocal by order of the prophet. We've
Speaker 2: got that pool his sound detail.
Speaker 7: It's a faithful with a crazy cat ball sound. But
Speaker 7: the bellow when they brought out director Camel Trum. The
Speaker 7: local kit topic is kit topic confirm. As soon as
Speaker 7: the sheriff clear.
Speaker 6: The square, they may have to win.
Speaker 7: Shocking Rocking the Caspar Rock the Caspar, the Showy hicking
Speaker 7: Rocking the Caspar Rock the Caspar.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: This day Mystery? On this day all right, twentieth of
Speaker 2: March twentieth and March on this day in Mystery, a
Speaker 2: short play performed by me a live now a live
Speaker 2: radio play. Here we go, well lucky, then you get
Speaker 2: some one man played. Take a seats everyone, as the
Speaker 2: play is about to begin. Take your seats. Please turn
Speaker 2: off your phones, no flash photography. Let me just get
Speaker 2: into motivation to be This person is historical figure that
Speaker 2: changed millions of people's lives all over the world. And
Speaker 2: scene this taste delicious? What's in it? I'm never going
Speaker 2: to tell you, oh scene?
Speaker 6: See you are two different characters all that, Yes.
Speaker 2: I was two different characters. Or for one pay check
Speaker 2: one more scene this taste delicious? What's in it? I'm
Speaker 2: not telling you ever. Scene I'm now back to being
Speaker 2: Christian the DJ.
Speaker 6: Okay, and we know this person by name or we
Speaker 6: just know the product?
Speaker 2: What all right?
Speaker 3: Calling? Now?
Speaker 2: What do you think was invented twentieth of March quite
Speaker 2: a few years ago? Hmm? This is so good.
Speaker 6: This is we're walking out of the aisles.
Speaker 2: I know in the encore. Why are you leaving? Sit
Speaker 2: back down? Oh god, this tastes great. What's in it?
Speaker 2: I've never telling you. I keep telling you that. Okay
Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three nine four
Speaker 2: one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 3: I think you'll get it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: This day mystery, on this day, all right. Then every
Speaker 2: morning about this time in the Golden Hour, the Secret Hour,
Speaker 2: the first hour of the show, we any think good
Speaker 2: on this day mystery, we give some clues to something
Speaker 2: that happened back in the day today, March the twentieth,
Speaker 2: This happened, This was invented, this came into being. He's great,
Speaker 2: what's in it? You must tell me. I'll never tell you.
Speaker 6: He's not doing voices though, powerful.
Speaker 2: All right, what do you think it was? Let's take
Speaker 2: some guesses now on the line. First of all, we
Speaker 2: got Mick.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Mick, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Hey buddy, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What do you think? What do you think it is?
Speaker 8: I think it was Coro Cola.
Speaker 2: Coca Cola with the secret recipe. It's not Coca cola.
Speaker 2: Smart guests though, Mick, tough luck.
Speaker 9: Oh there you go, all right, Thanky.
Speaker 3: You can move on from that shock loss there?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, other stuff.
Speaker 9: Drink too much of it?
Speaker 2: All right, Mick, Bye bye, Damnic Billy.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian, how are we doing.
Speaker 2: I'm good Billy, you well this morning, mate on very well,
Speaker 2: thank you very much, good man.
Speaker 3: All right, and Billy, what do you think it is?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: From the powerful acting? What do you think it is?
Speaker 8: I hope it was extremely powerful acting. I hope you
Speaker 8: got paid well. I think it's Colonel Sanders, dirty bird.
Speaker 2: It is well done there this man, Billy, you're right
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty? Can you believe that? Colonel sum twenty?
Speaker 8: I did ninety oh one, But after after saying it,
Speaker 8: I thought, I think it's bit later than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't realize it was so long ago, nineteen thirty,
Speaker 2: the first ever KFC by the great Colonel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Billy would send you a mark well done?
Speaker 2: Do you know the original? This secret? Recipes?
Speaker 3: Got them?
Speaker 2: It got rejected one thousand and nine times. I was
Speaker 2: reading up on his life, quite amazing. Was that a
Speaker 2: shootout with a rival.
Speaker 6: Colonel Sanders?
Speaker 2: A real shooting? These are very different. These were different
Speaker 2: times in nineteen thirties, nineteen late nineteen to twenties as well.
Speaker 2: At one point when he was trying to set up
Speaker 2: some fast food chain with the right, there was a
Speaker 2: shootout outside of garage could you believe that?
Speaker 6: I kind of care actually.
Speaker 2: And the colonel survived. The colonel and he was in
Speaker 2: the army. I thought that was just like a made
Speaker 2: up thinger colonel, So yeah, Colonel Sanders rejected one thousand
Speaker 2: and nine times, never gave up. He thought it this
Speaker 2: great way of doing frying chicken as well, using the
Speaker 2: wire mesh thing.
Speaker 6: That was his breakthrough because it quickened the frying. Oh
Speaker 6: so he kind of invented deep pride.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he realized that normally they used to cook it
Speaker 2: and it would take half an hour, and no one's
Speaker 2: gonna imagine now fast food. If they go that's great,
Speaker 2: it'd be ready in half an hour. But do not
Speaker 2: forget it. I'll go in. But he working he could
Speaker 2: do it within minutes using a mesh grill and put
Speaker 2: it in the fry that way, and it was ready
Speaker 2: within minutes. And that was the game changer. But he
Speaker 2: had his other thing was the amazing sauce. The eleven
Speaker 2: secret herbs and spices, most of which I know in
Speaker 2: ten but one of them is the all important secret one.
Speaker 6: Trying to crack.
Speaker 2: Get this right. It's in a vault handwritten note from
Speaker 2: his original recipe and to keep it a secret to
Speaker 2: this day. There are two different factories each make half
Speaker 2: the sauce.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, I understand so that that no one person
Speaker 6: besides him, Yeah, who's dead? Now you know what the
Speaker 6: secret ingredient is. Yeah, someone's got to know somewhere on
Speaker 6: earth like who, Like who's the CEO of KFC.
Speaker 2: But do you think even the CEO knows whether he goes?
Speaker 2: Never Timbre it's super from case he left, they get headhunted.
Speaker 6: See I would do that for the cameras, and then
Speaker 6: behind closed doors go go to the.
Speaker 2: All right, that's today's on this day and Mystery, the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point
Speaker 2: three Holiday for a song, play that cheesy music, all right,
Speaker 2: holiday for song. Today's holiday is a p and O
Speaker 2: cruise for two to Kangaroo Islands.
Speaker 3: Actually, this is amazing.
Speaker 2: Every day when I read out what the winning holiday is, they.
Speaker 3: Give me like fifteen pages of like some kind.
Speaker 6: Of that's a brochure pretty much.
Speaker 2: Today's there's an entire a four color picture of a
Speaker 2: cruise ship just in case they go, does he actually
Speaker 2: know what a cruise ship is?
Speaker 3: To have them over there in palmy Land.
Speaker 6: We'll describe it for people. What does the ship like?
Speaker 2: A large multi tiered boat powering through the ways majestically.
Speaker 3: That you could be on board four nights.
Speaker 2: On board a piano cruise ship in an ocean view room,
Speaker 2: spending money for your onboard entertainment. It also says here
Speaker 2: you could be giving them some of the ideas what
Speaker 2: you might do. I don't know if you've ever thought
Speaker 2: that if you went on a cruise you might want
Speaker 2: to soak out some of the fresh air. I love
Speaker 2: the idea of people just wandering around inside the cruise
Speaker 2: ship going, are we okay to use the doors? Open
Speaker 2: a window? They never said on the show whining, And
Speaker 2: you could be whining and dining on board the cruises. Shit,
Speaker 2: so I would wake up, put it in your diary.
Speaker 2: Wake up, so cut the fresh air, get on it
Speaker 2: with the wine, do some dining.
Speaker 6: It's not just packed lunches like you thought it would be.
Speaker 2: It is an itinery enjoying some downtime by the pall
Speaker 2: as well as exploring the beautiful Kangaroo Island. Our elderly
Speaker 2: producer Yesterday goes to me, Kangaroo Island is famous for something.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think what it is. Is it the kangaroos?
Speaker 2: The clue is in the title. Okay, here's the song.
Speaker 2: I'm going to play it now, winning song. When you
Speaker 2: hear this again, not now, because the first time. When
Speaker 2: you hear this song again, that's your chance to call
Speaker 2: in a win that Pinot cruise for two to Kangaroo Island.
Speaker 3: Don't forget if you win. Soak up that fresh air.
Speaker 3: What are there the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: When you hear this again between now and five o'clock,
Speaker 2: get on that phone as quick as possible nine four
Speaker 2: one oh four to three Men at work down under
Speaker 2: You can be soaking up that fresh air, whining and
Speaker 2: dining probably at the same time, and enjoying downtime by
Speaker 2: the ball double four at the same time. Why not?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: This is an exciting show today. There's so much going on.
Speaker 2: We've got the Brian Adams Big Quiz today and it
Speaker 2: really is a big Brian Adams Quiz.
Speaker 3: I have been.
Speaker 2: Besieged, that is the right word, besieged by listeners begging
Speaker 2: me to go along with Pats or to take Pats's place,
Speaker 2: because they're real Brian Adams fans, because there is a
Speaker 2: slot today at five o'clock for someone to go and
Speaker 2: represent this show interviewing Brian Adams. And the boss told
Speaker 2: me yesterday that you soon as a show rap. You're
Speaker 2: in there going, Oh, it's just such a god thirty
Speaker 2: years I've been a fan's Is there any way you
Speaker 2: can have a word with him? He's his talk, he's
Speaker 2: teasing me. I know he's teasing me and I shouldn't buy.
Speaker 2: But he's talking about doing a queers and can you have.
Speaker 4: The word say that?
Speaker 2: Why would the boss like that?
Speaker 4: I did want to know you, right?
Speaker 2: Is this true as well? But apparently, oh here we go,
Speaker 2: you said to the boss. And even if I do
Speaker 2: win it, I just think that he's hired. And Brian
Speaker 2: as look alike?
Speaker 4: I thought, no, Christian, it's an impersonator. It's probably like
Speaker 4: Ryan anyike.
Speaker 2: But now I wish we had at me too. I
Speaker 2: was like, that's such a great that's what I should
Speaker 2: have done. You get all excited. I let you have
Speaker 2: it for a week. All the photos up there? What
Speaker 2: was he like? You know? And then he said this again?
Speaker 2: And then a week later. That wasn't him, by the way.
Speaker 6: No tricks.
Speaker 2: He would have ripped my eyes out. It would have
Speaker 2: been a short love. He is the real, the real one.
Speaker 2: I promise you you are. You are close. But you
Speaker 2: need to win your chance there, which I think is
Speaker 2: only fair. No it's not. You can't.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I'm not convinced.
Speaker 2: But I remain to be proven otherwise I'm not convinced
Speaker 2: you're a genuine fan. I think just one of these
Speaker 2: radio gig.
Speaker 4: Pigs that.
Speaker 2: Prove it. Prove it, sister, and bring it no notice.
Speaker 2: By the way, you've brought in a couple of Brian
Speaker 2: Adams albums that your husband obviously gave to you. It
Speaker 2: is actually you know what it looks like to.
Speaker 4: Remind you much? Their mine? Ready to sign tonight?
Speaker 2: Oh God that they absolutely love that, don't they? Someone
Speaker 2: just getting out a bag full of merch that you're
Speaker 2: going to pork online or down a record fair out where.
Speaker 6: All Australia's best interviews do the same. Andrew Dent will
Speaker 6: take merchant, always.
Speaker 2: Take a load of stuff. Sign this hemsworth buck at.
Speaker 4: Least opportunity tonight, never again in.
Speaker 5: My life, Sign for me it's like fifteen minutes I've
Speaker 5: got with him.
Speaker 2: I haven't got it yet, agreed, it'll get you out
Speaker 2: of my trot I have.
Speaker 4: It's not going to be pretty if I'm not. Let's
Speaker 4: just say that, She threaten.
Speaker 2: It's not pretty. What's going to happen where it'd be princess?
Speaker 4: You might need to find yourself and you.
Speaker 6: Well, you're going to quit the show.
Speaker 3: You what you want? You sound like Trump.
Speaker 4: There'll be in mourning for the rest of the week.
Speaker 2: Because you didn't. You didn't get questions right about Brian Adams,
Speaker 2: because you don't know who.
Speaker 4: It's not going to be pretty. It's I don't know
Speaker 4: what I'll do?
Speaker 2: All right? What listen? It is coming up at half
Speaker 2: seven this morning, Your Date with Destiny, The Brian Adams Quiz,
Speaker 2: the final Brian Adams Quiz. Will Patsy win her chance
Speaker 2: to go and interview tonight at five o'clock or will
Speaker 2: she not? I wanted to guess not.
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Speaker 2: Three Christian pats didn't have Monday off, so therefore she
Speaker 2: should get her fifteen minutes with Brian. Thank you hush
Speaker 2: tag girl power Helen.
Speaker 10: Hell.
Speaker 2: And all I want is for the right thing to
Speaker 2: happen here, and it's to go to a genuine fantasy.
Speaker 2: Perhaps perhaps he Here's what's going to happen, right, me
Speaker 2: or you, one of us will be there at five
Speaker 2: o'clock today, So if you don't get the setting number
Speaker 2: questions right, I'll be interviewing Brian ends and let me
Speaker 2: tell you this, I can take or leave him.
Speaker 4: I know that, all right.
Speaker 2: I will do it, and I will look forward to
Speaker 2: chatting to him. But I'll probably be ten minutes late anyway, and.
Speaker 4: That's professional, that's professional.
Speaker 2: But that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 6: Will you write questions you think or just sort of
Speaker 6: wing it?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll probably just start looking at my phone
Speaker 2: reading Wikipedia and go so bloody hell, do you know.
Speaker 3: The Wi Fi code is Brian for my wife needs
Speaker 3: to go?
Speaker 2: You're okay, Well, that's what's going to happen. Or you
Speaker 2: get fifteen minutes with someone you've been seeing. How many
Speaker 2: times you've seen him live?
Speaker 5: This is the twelfth on Thursday night, the twelfth, Yeah,
Speaker 5: the twelfth time.
Speaker 6: Has he been to the country that many times?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You bet he's out like on average every two years.
Speaker 5: He's phenomenal performer.
Speaker 6: So how do you know so little about him when
Speaker 6: we do.
Speaker 2: The that's embarrassing. Have you got like amnesia every time
Speaker 2: when you see him every two years? Ago? These songs,
Speaker 2: I've never heard them before. They're so good.
Speaker 4: Fifty first dates.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're talking about PATSLS worried. Yesterday I
Speaker 2: went to see the boss about all this Brian Adams
Speaker 2: stuff that actually, even if she does win her way
Speaker 2: there today that somehow I would have hired a professional
Speaker 2: Brian Adams look alike. He I've just had a look
Speaker 2: on a website that apparently is Australia's biggest professional lookerlike agency.
Speaker 2: Someone needs to update the website. The one they're very
Speaker 2: proud of is Michael Jackson on the front page. Yep.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I couldn't find any Brian Adams and.
Speaker 2: Get old of Michael Jackson, but I can't find Brian
Speaker 2: Adams lookerlike. Anyways, Gary's on the line right now talking
Speaker 2: about look alike. He's Gary. Good morning, Christian there, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Listen Gary, my producers has came in. I said, you've
Speaker 2: got to speak to Gary. So people could said that
Speaker 2: he looked like a rock star. Please tell me what's
Speaker 2: the what's the deal?
Speaker 11: Well, whether it's a blessing or not, I look like
Speaker 11: Iggy pop. Now. I'm an amateur muso. And a mentor
Speaker 11: of mine suggested, mate, you got to do it, and
Speaker 11: I said, who the hell is Iggy pop? And he
Speaker 11: goes check it out? So I did, and I was
Speaker 11: talking for something to do, and there you go. I
Speaker 11: got a band together, end up with the Iggy Pop
Speaker 11: trebut show called the Real Wild chi.
Speaker 2: Iggy Pop right, done some amazing albums like a fun
Speaker 2: House is one that you know, Iggy Popper, Iggy and
Speaker 2: the Stooges did some great, great albums. Best friends with
Speaker 2: David Bowie as well, just to hang out together and
Speaker 2: work on each other's songs, and that they were really
Speaker 2: really close. But so you didn't even know about Iggy
Speaker 2: pop and now you are Iggy Pop tribute act.
Speaker 11: I disregarded him as a bloody idiot.
Speaker 2: You know, I disregard you as a body idiot. I
Speaker 2: love that. That's great. Gary.
Speaker 6: What do your Iggy Popper you seventies eighties or what
Speaker 6: he looks like today?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 11: I look like about two thousand and six say.
Speaker 2: I would say that's fun because I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: the Iggy is ripped.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, we'll see you on one of those wiry,
Speaker 11: wary please little blakes.
Speaker 2: And you've got that, you've got the long straight hair
Speaker 2: Gary I have.
Speaker 11: You can get Jack to look on the Facebook page.
Speaker 11: It's a Iggy Pop triba show the real wild Child
Speaker 11: with the scroogers. We call them the scrooges that keeps
Speaker 11: in the bed.
Speaker 2: I like it, like that's good. And when's your next gig?
Speaker 2: Where can people see you?
Speaker 11: Well, we always do one for his birthday, and he's
Speaker 11: coming out on his birthday at twenty first of April.
Speaker 11: But my bloody guitarists. The whole band's young. My son
Speaker 11: plays bass in the band, but my guitarist is bloody
Speaker 11: getting married, so we couldn't do one too. I was
Speaker 11: going to ask him to come, you.
Speaker 2: Know, please, we will back the campaign for you and
Speaker 2: the real Iggy to meet. We got we could try
Speaker 2: and make that happen. Jax's holding up his laptop. You
Speaker 2: are a dead ringer for Iggy pop. That's incredible. We're
Speaker 2: looking at the really exactly like Garry is spot on.
Speaker 11: It's crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: You know the scary part, Christian, I'm only fifty five
Speaker 11: and seventy?
Speaker 2: Is he? Yeah? Is he really seventy? That's insane, that's
Speaker 2: brilliant seventy one. Actually, it's amazing he's still alive. He
Speaker 2: was a proper rock and roll wild child himself. Hey, Gary,
Speaker 2: I love this toll kin.
Speaker 11: You know so?
Speaker 2: I love this?
Speaker 9: This is great?
Speaker 2: All right, Gary? Good on you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, get your look alike on the pane. There's hapes
Speaker 11: of its all right?
Speaker 2: That now producing the show. Let's do what Gary has said?
Speaker 2: Do you look like a rock star? Okay?
Speaker 3: Has anyone said that you look like a rock star?
Speaker 2: Who is it? Do you think there's anyone out there
Speaker 2: that anyone's ever gone up to a gun? Do you
Speaker 2: know you look like Chad Krueger from Nickelback. You'd be
Speaker 2: so insulted, wouldn't you? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three? Are you a Gary? He's literally a dead
Speaker 2: spit of iggy pop.
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Speaker 2: I've given up trying to work out what the weather's
Speaker 2: going to be like in Melbourne based on what it's
Speaker 2: like in the morning, because right now it's like the
Speaker 2: world's ended. I'm looking out the window here in Richmond.
Speaker 2: It's like a great kind of FuG over it, like
Speaker 2: the world's been blowing up. And yet I know by
Speaker 2: the time I leave here later on this morning it
Speaker 2: be a beautiful, solid day, not a cloud in the sky.
Speaker 2: I've got no idea day to day what the weather's
Speaker 2: going to be like. All right, this is coming up
Speaker 2: for twenty two eight. In Patsy's News, then you were
Speaker 2: talking about how it's a lawn. Now if it's if
Speaker 2: a property was involved in as you call it, murder,
Speaker 2: is a murder site or drug lab yep, one of
Speaker 2: your favorite phrases of news, along with African gang.
Speaker 4: He'll Billy heroine.
Speaker 2: We shall have a drinking game, shall we. Patsy's a
Speaker 2: drinking gag. You know, he'll be Billy heroin African crime
Speaker 2: and drug drug lab. You have to let people know
Speaker 2: before they possibly buy your your home, correct now? Is
Speaker 2: it the same with ghosts? Jack doesn't believe me, but I.
Speaker 6: Think, okay, go and gone and gone.
Speaker 2: It's true. In England it is the law if you
Speaker 2: know your property is haunted. You can't you need to
Speaker 2: declare that to anyone who's propacly interested in buying it. Oh, no,
Speaker 2: I promise you it is true.
Speaker 5: So do they have a squad that comes around, like
Speaker 5: an official squad who rules.
Speaker 2: Just you would just know if you were living in
Speaker 2: a place and you had a couple of ghostly experiences,
Speaker 2: all right, you would know and you'd have to say
Speaker 2: to someone, Hey, just speaking, you're where upstairs toilet is haunted.
Speaker 2: We've got a haunted Carzi the Dunny is haunted, Poulter Dunny.
Speaker 2: Tell you tell your real estate agent, and you tell
Speaker 2: them all of them. And so the real estate agent
Speaker 2: tells each person that comes in the city, and then
Speaker 2: they've got to put it in the notes, you know,
Speaker 2: when you're like looking at the brochure and they go, oh,
Speaker 2: there's the floor plan and that's where Barry is the ghost.
Speaker 6: In nineteen ninety three, someone who had footsteps in the attic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, it's always like ghosts that were
Speaker 2: you know, someone interested when they it's never got and
Speaker 2: he's a ghost he used to work in it.
Speaker 3: It's always someone like, oh.
Speaker 6: How do you die? I just got old and it
Speaker 6: found on the stairs, Barry, you have to let them know.
Speaker 2: Is that the case here?
Speaker 6: No, it's not the case anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be buying a place bay side,
Speaker 2: and my first night there I hear suddenly they never
Speaker 2: told us, Sarah.
Speaker 4: Then properties aren't is old here. Maybe that's why.
Speaker 3: You can have young ghosts. He's a millennial ghost.
Speaker 4: You don't medieval buildings.
Speaker 6: But if you just have house creaking noises, which a
Speaker 6: lot of people mistake for ghosts, you know they did.
Speaker 2: I mean I saw that documentary what was it called Ghostbusters?
Speaker 2: And you know Zol was not a creaking floorboard. In
Speaker 2: the end, he lived in the fridge.
Speaker 6: If you just have weird noises, you don't have to disclose.
Speaker 2: You don't like that, Yeah, but that's that's not a ghost,
Speaker 2: is it. You know, if you'd seen if you've seen
Speaker 2: a ghost, so.
Speaker 4: You've got to see a form well, or you.
Speaker 2: Felt a presence, and you know, if you've had a
Speaker 2: ghostly encounter, you know it changes you. It's changed me.
Speaker 2: I've had a ghostly encounter.
Speaker 6: Where did you have?
Speaker 3: Let's save that from the show.
Speaker 2: It's a terrifying story, so much so that the hotel
Speaker 2: rang a couple days later and offered to refund all
Speaker 2: my money because they knew the room was haunted and
Speaker 2: they never warned me about it. I got dragged out
Speaker 2: of bed by ghost. Pause.
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm talking about right now.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about if you're buying somewhere in Australia, do
Speaker 2: you need to let people know that there's a ghost there? Okay, nine,
Speaker 2: I'm not making it out. Nine four. Jackie's looking at
Speaker 2: me like, come on nine four one four.
Speaker 1: Three The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: So jack doesn't believe me. But I know that it's
Speaker 2: the law in England.
Speaker 1: Jn know.
Speaker 3: If it's the same here, it's got to be right.
Speaker 3: Makes sense.
Speaker 2: If you knew your property that you were selling or
Speaker 2: renting was haunted, you'd need to let the rentors or
Speaker 2: the people are buying your home no to the real agent,
Speaker 2: you'd need to let them know.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm skeptical that that's even in a lat or
Speaker 6: in the UK.
Speaker 2: It is a promise, you is this We were going
Speaker 2: to buy a place one and the state agents who
Speaker 2: called them in the UK, so just to let you
Speaker 2: know they do believe this place to be haunted, my wife.
Speaker 6: And how much would you if they said, we'll knock
Speaker 6: one hundred thousand dollars off the price of a house
Speaker 6: but it is haunted, would you do it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not. I mean yesterday I was sprinkling
Speaker 2: lavender around here. I'm a very easy scared man, easney
Speaker 2: scared man.
Speaker 6: No way, put your essential oils around the house.
Speaker 2: Ghost in there. Okay, Rob's on the line, Come on
Speaker 2: and Rob Gooday, guys are yeah, we're good, Rob. So
Speaker 2: do you know anything about this?
Speaker 12: Well? I was able to break a rental leaf on
Speaker 12: a property by telling the real estate agent that the
Speaker 12: place was haunted.
Speaker 2: See there you go, that's a legal agent.
Speaker 6: Tell your story, Robin.
Speaker 12: So basically, old house in Geelong, and my kids would
Speaker 12: talk about an elderly gentleman with a gray beard in
Speaker 12: one of the beds, and footsteps up and down the
Speaker 12: hallway four times of the day and night, and the
Speaker 12: four in the lound room would just open by itself constantly.
Speaker 12: And it got to the point where the kids were
Speaker 12: getting through upset. So it went to the real estate
Speaker 12: agent and said, listen, places haunted. I've got to break
Speaker 12: my leaf and they didn't even question if. They just
Speaker 12: said that's fine.
Speaker 2: This is a go with two things about this. Who
Speaker 2: knew that there was a ghost out in Geelong? The
Speaker 2: Ghost of Geelong? Maybe Ghostbusters the next movie it should
Speaker 2: be Ghostbusters Threeeelong. And also, what a great way people
Speaker 2: listen now that just want to get out of their
Speaker 2: rental lease agreement just go well, I'd love the place,
Speaker 2: but the old ghosts cropped up again last night and
Speaker 2: they let you go. That's no questions asked, no quibbles.
Speaker 12: No questions asked. No, it's real estate. I actually knew
Speaker 12: it was haunted, and possibly other people had complained.
Speaker 2: There you go. I don't know. Well, it's not a law,
Speaker 2: though it's obviously recognized. Because you know what, you have
Speaker 2: a try and break a rental agreement. They've got you.
Speaker 2: I've got your deposit. Rob.
Speaker 6: Do you ask now for every place that you try
Speaker 6: and rent or buy, do you ask if it's haunted?
Speaker 12: I would, yeah, yeah I do. I don't want to
Speaker 12: put the keys bactory.
Speaker 2: I must have been fighting for the kids. The old
Speaker 2: man with the great beard. I'm getting a bit scared.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was interesting. That's that's to say the.
Speaker 3: Least all right, Rob, That actually cool?
Speaker 12: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you out. If they let him walk out that,
Speaker 3: then they know it's the law.
Speaker 2: Patsy.
Speaker 3: You must have you know about stuff like.
Speaker 4: This ghosty stuff.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's law here, Christian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like it should be, though, doesn't it
Speaker 2: sound like it should be law? Ghosts, crime lab, drug lab.
Speaker 6: Apparently there's a ghost working here and they didn't tell
Speaker 6: me before they hired me.
Speaker 4: I guess it's a matter of being able to leave
Speaker 4: your contraved.
Speaker 3: You've got a better kid. You're not gonna back on Fox,
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 10: Go?
Speaker 2: No ghosts here? Ghost? All right? Well, this is exciting
Speaker 2: coming up after eight o'clock, Patsy's chance to go and
Speaker 2: interview how many times you've seen him live eleven?
Speaker 4: This will be twelve on Thursday tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: He's here Rod Lava a Rena. We're talking about Brian Adams.
Speaker 2: Patsy claims to be a Brian Adams super fan, and
Speaker 2: so I've got the opportunity tonight for someone from this
Speaker 2: show to go and interview Brian at five o'clock. So
Speaker 2: I'm happy for it to be you. Patsy, but you
Speaker 2: need to prove to us for the final time you
Speaker 2: really are a legit fan, because I've got a lot
Speaker 2: of emails and people that have seen him more than
Speaker 2: you that would love to go. So it's either going
Speaker 2: to be me or you interviewing him tonight at five o'clock.
Speaker 4: I've already got my question, may as well be may
Speaker 4: I'm fully prepared.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, look, I hope it is you, I really do.
Speaker 2: All I will know is we've played a quiz before
Speaker 2: called Lyon or Brian Adams where we were trying to
Speaker 2: give away VIP tickets last year to go and see
Speaker 2: him tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: And do you remember how you got on in that quiz?
Speaker 4: Wasn't great?
Speaker 3: Were all real Brian Adams lyrics? Let's have a reminder.
Speaker 3: Here's how it went down last time.
Speaker 2: Patrina Jones failed dismally at Lion or Brian identifying the
Speaker 2: real or fake Brian Adam's lyrics. Day one fail, odd
Speaker 2: time I'm.
Speaker 4: Going home.
Speaker 2: Day two fail. It's over. It's the second loss in
Speaker 2: a row for Petrina Jones. Day three fail, odd time
Speaker 2: TAXI for bad and it ain't going to rob dam
Speaker 2: nose dives in again. Oh the day four fail. It's
Speaker 2: the quickest croup the week down. Now she can't beat
Speaker 2: the count day five fail? Clan you one one play
Speaker 2: your runner? Now can Petrina redeem herself for the chance
Speaker 2: to meet the legend Brian Adams. Game on, Patsy, good luck,
Speaker 2: thanks boys, we're playing.
Speaker 3: For the last time in ten minutes time stay with us.
Speaker 3: Anything could happen.
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Speaker 2: Well, nothing's working here, so I'm playing music off a
Speaker 2: CD old school.
Speaker 3: We're going back to the nineties.
Speaker 2: But there's no advertside that, so you can call us
Speaker 2: up the morning if you just want to plug your
Speaker 2: local business on nine four one four one oh four three,
Speaker 2: I will. Legally, we're not had to play free adverts
Speaker 2: need to charge you a dollar, So if you want
Speaker 2: to do live adverts for your business, now's your chance.
Speaker 2: It's all crashed there nine four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: But don't worry Patsy, even though the ads crash. Quiz No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the only no, the only thing that's working is the quiz.
Speaker 2: The quiz we'll play on next up that list, so
Speaker 2: Phil Collins.
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Speaker 2: Tell you what working everyone up here? The radio stations
Speaker 2: kind of crashed everything in these days. Whatever industry you're working,
Speaker 2: it's all on computer hard drives. And at the moment
Speaker 2: the only one I'm playing playing CDs or music is
Speaker 2: by CDs. I've got no idea when the songs end,
Speaker 2: which makes it fun. Yeah, oh, the engineers here.
Speaker 6: He's giving you the Universal keep going down, going about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's now leaving where you're going home watching you
Speaker 2: Tube to tour about how to mend the radio station?
Speaker 2: All right, but don't worry, Patsy, we can still have
Speaker 2: the line or Brian Adams quiz. Well, all right, so
Speaker 2: I've got five lyrics here. They're either Brian Adams or
Speaker 2: made up ones lying Adams. Okay, now, Jack, what do
Speaker 2: you think out of five? How many do you think
Speaker 2: she needs to get right to go and interview them
Speaker 2: tonight at five o'clock?
Speaker 6: If I remember correctly, I think you got one out
Speaker 6: of nine correct last time we've played.
Speaker 2: So geez, how many right do we need to prove
Speaker 2: that she's a super fan or our go tonight?
Speaker 6: I think over fifty percent. Three from five.
Speaker 2: I was going to go at least it needs to
Speaker 2: be four from five. Oh no, yeah, four and five. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you get one wrong, you're not going break.
Speaker 4: That's the sound of my heart breaking.
Speaker 2: Well then, but you're parently, you're a fan, so you'll
Speaker 2: smash this. Let's hear from your Yeah no, we also
Speaker 2: had our play in a minute, right your daughter also
Speaker 2: yesterday he was trying to help you out as well.
Speaker 3: All right, so you ready for the first one.
Speaker 4: Bring it on.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play this clip. I've done it wrong.
Speaker 3: I've screwed it up. That's meant to be the answer
Speaker 3: meant to read.
Speaker 4: I get.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, all right? This one.
Speaker 2: The only thing I know is you and me forever.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon? Lyon or Brian Adams?
Speaker 2: Umm?
Speaker 4: Can you say it again for me?
Speaker 3: Of course I can keep an eye now she's not googling?
Speaker 4: Is she hands afraid?
Speaker 3: The only thing I know is you and me forever?
Speaker 4: That's Brian.
Speaker 6: The only thing one wrong?
Speaker 4: You don't go oh no, come on, give me another chance?
Speaker 6: That it nice?
Speaker 2: All right? What about this one? Give it time to
Speaker 2: settle your precious to me? This isn't a battle. Give
Speaker 2: it time to settle your precious to me? This isn't
Speaker 2: a battle.
Speaker 4: Can I have it one more time?
Speaker 2: Give it time to settle your precious to me? This
Speaker 2: isn't a battle, Lion or Brian Adams?
Speaker 4: Lion, Oh, give it to.
Speaker 3: Well Down's fair?
Speaker 2: All right? Here you go. Hearing your laughter is making
Speaker 2: me smile. Hearing your heartache is breaking my heart.
Speaker 7: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I reckon? That's lying as well.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear it one more time?
Speaker 4: No, it's lying?
Speaker 2: Sure, let me read it again. Hearing your laughter is
Speaker 2: making me smile. Hearing your heartache is breaking my heart.
Speaker 2: What do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Trying to read your face? I think it's lying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give you last chance to change your mind.
Speaker 6: Not lying.
Speaker 2: Breaking sometimes. I'm going desperate.
Speaker 6: Now you're going to well Now, any wrong guests from here?
Speaker 2: You're already okay. Truth and love are the same to
Speaker 2: me as they are to you. Truth and love are
Speaker 2: the same to me as they are to you. Lyon
Speaker 2: or Brian Adams?
Speaker 4: Is this the last one?
Speaker 3: You've got two more to go?
Speaker 2: You're two questions away from meeting Brian Adams. You've seen
Speaker 2: him live eleven times.
Speaker 4: My whole past, sorry, my whole past.
Speaker 2: What do you think we're ranging some sol portdello and
Speaker 2: knocking shop. You're not going to go and ride him there.
Speaker 2: It's an interview him.
Speaker 4: We'll be professional. Can you give me that one again?
Speaker 2: A pleasure? This is normally where she chokes. We're at
Speaker 2: the choke point. Truth and love are the same to
Speaker 2: me as they are to you, Brian or Lion Adams.
Speaker 6: Lying, Oh truth in wan't the scene to me?
Speaker 2: Cuzy to you? All right, Patsy, I'm gonna play a
Speaker 2: song when we come back. You're gonna have the last
Speaker 2: one on. One question away, okay, one question away from
Speaker 2: going to see and interview Brian Adams tonight at five o'clock.
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Speaker 2: Good morning. He just tuned in. Everything is crashed here
Speaker 2: at God one A four point three. I'm actually just
Speaker 2: guessing that the song ends here because I've played it
Speaker 2: so many times I can't even count it down. We're
Speaker 2: doing it blind today, so apologies, Gold one I four
Speaker 2: point three, Come on, It's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show.
Speaker 3: So this is really exciting.
Speaker 2: Patsy, you are one question away now from going to
Speaker 2: meet Brian Adams tonight in his hotel room five o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yep, to interview them.
Speaker 4: Coun't wait.
Speaker 2: You see him lying for the twelfth time tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: So here's the situation. You get this one right, you
Speaker 2: go and do the interview. Yes, but just so we
Speaker 2: both call with this. You get this one wrong. I
Speaker 2: do the interview, and I've never seen him live. I've
Speaker 2: actually sung with him when he came in once of
Speaker 2: my old radio show. He's a lovely guy. But then
Speaker 2: I go, okay, okay, you're cool.
Speaker 4: Well now I'm not cool, But okay, you're sitting the rules.
Speaker 4: You're the boss.
Speaker 2: But do you agree? Is that fair?
Speaker 3: You're on a roll, you're tearing through this?
Speaker 4: All right, that's fair?
Speaker 2: So really there's everything to lose here. Am I adding
Speaker 2: the pressure on?
Speaker 4: Not at all? The angels are with me, do you
Speaker 4: know what?
Speaker 2: I genuinely one hundred percent I want you to get
Speaker 2: this right. You've got this, pat Okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: I've got two choices. Which one am I going to
Speaker 2: go with? All Right, Okay, here's this a real or
Speaker 2: made up Brian Adams lyric, Release me from your grip.
Speaker 2: I've lost the will to live.
Speaker 4: We've done this one before, haven't we.
Speaker 2: We have, we have no and you got it wrong
Speaker 2: last time. Do you know which way you went?
Speaker 4: I can't even remember which way I went.
Speaker 6: Great, Just go opposite to what your gut tells you.
Speaker 4: Can you say it one more time for me?
Speaker 2: It's all on this Patsy. That's not on it, by
Speaker 2: the way. That's me. Pressure, Release me from your grip.
Speaker 2: I've lost the will to live? Is that Brian or
Speaker 2: Lyon Adams? Get it wrong? I go tonight to interview
Speaker 2: and get it right. You're there, pressure five four three, lion.
Speaker 4: One, look at in idie. Put me out of my misery.
Speaker 2: Release it's going. Well done. Oh my god.
Speaker 6: They took a quiz of questions that we have done
Speaker 6: before and that.
Speaker 4: Was easy boys, easy on me.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, well done, well done. So can
Speaker 2: you believe it? You're going to go and meet Bran
Speaker 2: It genuinely is in his hotel room tonight. It's hotel
Speaker 2: sweet you get to interview him as well for the
Speaker 2: show which we can all hear tomorrow morning. Yep, goodness
Speaker 2: knows what that's going to sound like and it's not
Speaker 2: going to be many foss Nickson. Is it touch me,
Speaker 2: touch my boobs? Please stop for you said he's your
Speaker 2: whole boss. It's an interview.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't want him to have to send
Speaker 5: in security, Chris, that'll.
Speaker 6: Be there already. I mean we should as a radio station,
Speaker 6: make sure that they're there.
Speaker 2: If you work for the PR company, you're pulling. If
Speaker 2: you here, if you've heard the last ten or fifteen minutes,
Speaker 2: you're not letting her anywhere high security room.
Speaker 6: You'll probably be on another side of brim class.
Speaker 2: You'll be wiling animal reactor, shopping with a face mask.
Speaker 5: With all my merchandise in a big ik A bet
Speaker 5: all right, well done, Patsy.
Speaker 2: Patsy Tonight five o'clock she finally gets to meet and interview.
Speaker 3: What's the sound of that?
Speaker 2: Was that a dress coming off or the bring? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
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Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about how today I wanted to
Speaker 2: try out what would happen if we called a load
Speaker 2: of Melbourne payphones. I saw one at the weekend. I
Speaker 2: haven't seen a payphone in ages and I couldn't believe
Speaker 2: they still exist, but they do. And a load of
Speaker 2: you emailed me with phone numbers that we asked. However,
Speaker 2: we tried them all yesterday after the show. You can't
Speaker 2: call them anymore?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if you. Yeah, for a long
Speaker 6: time in Australia you've not been able to call a payphone,
Speaker 6: but you see it in American movies, and I guess
Speaker 6: you can a payphone.
Speaker 2: That's Colin Farrell movie will it was Keith for Sutherland.
Speaker 6: That movie in Australia.
Speaker 2: No, when the UK you can as well. You still
Speaker 2: call them. You can reverse the chargers and say, look,
Speaker 2: can you call me back at this payphone. But it's
Speaker 2: a question. If you can't call them, what are they
Speaker 2: being used for? Is it if you people have run out,
Speaker 2: they've lost their phone.
Speaker 6: I guess I struggle to believe that they're being used
Speaker 6: at all anymore. Do you think it's for you know,
Speaker 6: nefarious activity.
Speaker 3: Let's just say nefarious activities?
Speaker 2: Great word that And I'm hoping that everyone listening right
Speaker 2: now knows that we're referring to rather than being a
Speaker 2: little bit crude with the language right now and dare
Speaker 2: I say it salty nefarious activities that that would lend
Speaker 2: me to. Really, that's the only reason you'd be using
Speaker 2: a payphone or superheroes, or as my dad always says,
Speaker 2: they're up to something. My dad used to always be
Speaker 2: obsessed with what are they up to down there at
Speaker 2: number seventy two? They're up to something right now.
Speaker 6: So I would come home from school some days Dad
Speaker 6: was just looking out the problem the house.
Speaker 2: Of the right. We used to have these net curtains
Speaker 2: up right and my dad's favorite position, and my mum
Speaker 2: would be hiding behind a net curtain, just observing the street.
Speaker 6: What's a neck curtain.
Speaker 2: It's like sheer curtain, so it's not your main curtain.
Speaker 2: It's one that you let's light in, but you can
Speaker 2: just be slightly hidden behind it to observe the neighbors.
Speaker 3: And that car turning around in the you know there's
Speaker 3: going to be one of.
Speaker 2: Those nosy neighbors peering from behind the curtains. But someone
Speaker 2: did there let me know that. Perhaps have a guess
Speaker 2: how many payphones there are in this country right now?
Speaker 5: Oh wow, okay, I know there's four in my immediate
Speaker 5: local area.
Speaker 2: Are going to go Springs Brooms got.
Speaker 4: One five hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: I don't know I got the answer was really high.
Speaker 2: Now it's just twenty four thousand and sixty seven. I
Speaker 2: would have said at number oh numpty in there Skiddy
Speaker 2: with Brian Adams, tickets a million, I don't know, five billion.
Speaker 4: I'm on cloud nine.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're quite right, all right, We've got we need
Speaker 2: you to settle down. You gotta do the news Port present.
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Speaker 2: I'm remember many years ago going to a wedding reception.
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Speaker 3: He told me.
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Speaker 2: You hear about fights, you hear about terrible speeches. A
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Speaker 3: Guess what The speech was?
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Speaker 3: Nine four one four one four three John.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, question, how are you? I'm good,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, John, Thanks for corning. What's your
Speaker 2: story mate?
Speaker 8: We got married at the year are very up in the.
Speaker 10: By in the bush, and one of our friends' partners
Speaker 10: that she invited, we'd never met before.
Speaker 8: And he was from the army, and he came out
Speaker 8: and when we got to the place, he actually was
Speaker 8: kept going in and out and we kept saying, what's
Speaker 8: going on here? And he was actually stalking the perimeter
Speaker 8: around to make sure that no one was spying on
Speaker 8: us or coming in.
Speaker 2: It was pretty weird. Robert meet the Fockers, watching you
Speaker 2: exactly right, and then light detector for the groom.
Speaker 12: He had the.
Speaker 10: Makeup on the face, and and we all stayed on
Speaker 10: the premises in cabins, and before we all out there,
Speaker 10: he was going in and out all the rooms and
Speaker 10: checking that there was no bombs or anything set up.
Speaker 6: John, who's after you?
Speaker 13: The window?
Speaker 8: Someone looking through the window over here?
Speaker 3: Who's the guy taking photos? That's the photographer.
Speaker 2: As a getaway driver there now, that's the guy taking
Speaker 2: him to the reception. That's a great one.
Speaker 6: Who was your bride wearing that white dress? It could
Speaker 6: be concealing anything.
Speaker 2: Margaret, good morning, good morning, how are you. I'm good, Margaret.
Speaker 2: I hope you're well this morning. Thanks for cooling the show.
Speaker 2: What's the story about the wedding reception? Oh?
Speaker 9: Look, I had a beautiful wedding in the church and everything.
Speaker 9: My mother got to walk me down the aisle, my father.
Speaker 9: It was just magical. The reception was beautiful. Friend's family
Speaker 9: was gorgeous, and I thought, I'm just going to take
Speaker 9: a moment and take all this seeing. I'm going to
Speaker 9: sit here by myself at the bridle table and just
Speaker 9: look around and try and take it all in and
Speaker 9: be in the present. And then my husband's dear, old
Speaker 9: dead uncle.
Speaker 14: Now came and sat beside me and started saying if
Speaker 14: I really needed a man as opposed to the man
Speaker 14: I just married, that he was available for me anytime
Speaker 14: through the night. And he really started on me.
Speaker 9: It was quite bizarre. I couldn't tell my husband because
Speaker 9: he would have knocked him out. I just had to
Speaker 9: keep it all to myself. So it was just the
Speaker 9: weirdest thing. And yet he was a drinker. It was
Speaker 9: just the weirdest thing, the weirdest, weirdest thing, so weird.
Speaker 2: It really odd that hit upon by your uncle at
Speaker 2: your own wedding.
Speaker 9: My husband's uncle, He wasn't my husband's uncle.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, all right, Margaret, thank you very much for cool.
Speaker 9: No, let's take.
Speaker 2: What's going on out there. It's fair in mind. An
Speaker 2: hour ago, producer Brad said to me, why didn't you
Speaker 2: get into calling for wedding funny stories today about if
Speaker 2: anyone's been ditched at the altar?
Speaker 3: What's funny about those stories?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah? And then he left. He never turned
Speaker 2: up and I was crying. I've been in therapy for
Speaker 2: five years. Haha, You've won.
Speaker 6: How about this time yesterday, twenty four hours ago? The
Speaker 6: peptole we got from Beck. Hey, just trust us to
Speaker 6: put can you trust us?
Speaker 2: Don't need you selecting what callers you want to talk to.
Speaker 2: We do that. Let's have one about a creepy uncle.
Speaker 2: Let's just a phone in tomorrow about creepy uncles for
Speaker 2: an hour, creepy family members.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one O four three would take
Speaker 2: some more calls. Next where I go and yell at someone?
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Speaker 3: Vicky's on the line.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Vicky, Good morning Christian. How are you? I'm
Speaker 2: pretty good, Vicky. I hope you well this morning. Then,
Speaker 2: So what happened at the wedding reception?
Speaker 13: I was the bride and I just located my knee
Speaker 13: during the time warp.
Speaker 3: Dance law injuries.
Speaker 2: There's another phone and about that. That's it's a workout now,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 5: You know the time warp when they say put your
Speaker 5: hands on your hips and bring your knees.
Speaker 9: Insight, I's got my right knee went the opposite way.
Speaker 2: So what what happened? Because I was supposed to be acony.
Speaker 9: Well, I've done it before, so I knew what had happened.
Speaker 12: So as I felt, I wept it back into place.
Speaker 13: And then the DJ stopped the music and said, oh,
Speaker 13: we have.
Speaker 2: A bride down, Vicky. That's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. Sheaicol, No, no worries, thank you no uh Leana, Hello,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. What's the story about what happened
Speaker 2: at the wedding reception? So?
Speaker 13: I was about three years old and I was at
Speaker 13: my Auntie's wedding and it was during the best man's speech,
Speaker 13: which apparently was like super beautiful and emotional, and I
Speaker 13: drunk so much lemonade at the reception I projectile vomited.
Speaker 2: Everywhere during his speech.
Speaker 13: Yeah, during the speech, which was apparently it was like
Speaker 13: so beautiful and then just this little kid starts vomiting.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fantastic, and imagine the mess everywhere. Yo. All right, Leana,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Who are we giving the tickets to?
Speaker 2: I think let's do the time what Vicky, you've got
Speaker 2: the tickets?
Speaker 13: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, So this is this great price you have
Speaker 2: to see Muriel's word in the musical this vip so
Speaker 2: get great tickets, lavish dinner and an overnight stay a
Speaker 2: boutique city hotel. Well done, thank you so much. All right,
Speaker 2: that's for your deisicated niece. Mura's Wedding, the musical now
Speaker 2: playing at Her Majesty's Theater for a strictly limited run.
Speaker 2: Don't miss out Melbourne book now at.
Speaker 1: Ticktech, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Seems right that on International Happy Day, Pats finally wins
Speaker 2: the chance to go and meet Brian Adams. Tonight in
Speaker 2: interviewing for the show five o'clock Send the vibes on
Speaker 2: the time way stuff for International Happy Day, make a
Speaker 2: movie Happy Sorry, looking at my notes here, I've got okay,
Speaker 2: make a movie happy, I've got dude, where's my smile? Yeah, okay, dude,
Speaker 2: where's my smile? There will be cake instead of there
Speaker 2: will be blood.
Speaker 3: Different movie with Daniel d Lewis.
Speaker 2: That's a cake maker. There will be cake. Reservoir. Puppies.
Speaker 2: What's cutter? What's cutter than puppies? Piggyback Mountain? Very different movie.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't love a piggyback? I'd like to see a remaker.
Speaker 2: Broke Back Mountain. Piggyback Mountain. This the two guys giving
Speaker 2: each other piggybacks lovely. Marley Lives for Ever?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like that. That's such a sad movie.
Speaker 2: Oh it's too sad. Yeah, Marley Lives Forever. And Tickle
Speaker 2: Fight Club. That's all the tickles. You don't tell very
Speaker 2: so that's an that creepy unk earlier, that phone call
Speaker 2: twenty minutes ago. All right, what have you got hello?
Speaker 6: Bad boys becomes good boy.
Speaker 2: You're about to collapse.
Speaker 6: Bad boys become good boys. My first entry is good
Speaker 6: boys good boys too.
Speaker 2: Card Come on, you've broken through the bottom of the barrel. Now,
Speaker 2: come on, I know you're not well.
Speaker 6: Bliss bliss bang bang kiss, kiss, bang bang bliss move.
Speaker 2: No, these are not good, mate, I don't like seeing.
Speaker 6: You like this, Mary McGuire, Jerry maguire.
Speaker 2: All right, texting us yours on oh four seven five
Speaker 2: three one O four three. Let's just move on, but
Speaker 2: tend that last bit never happened, all right, make a
Speaker 2: movie happy. That's today's time. Where to texting your happy
Speaker 2: movies on O four seven five O three one O four.
Speaker 3: Three, Piggyback Mountain, Let's end strong.
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Speaker 3: About tonight, No, I'm going to be tonight.
Speaker 2: Patsy is still grinning from finding out earlier on.
Speaker 3: The show that she's won the big prize.
Speaker 2: Rightly, so she's off to interview for the show Brian
Speaker 2: Adams tonight. She just said to Jack and I that
Speaker 2: she's going to ask him if he could take a
Speaker 2: photo of her like his French girls.
Speaker 4: Why not if you have his camera on hand?
Speaker 3: I'm sure security camera?
Speaker 2: Yeah for you? All right? Then today's that word time
Speaker 2: waste on International Happy Day is make a movie happy?
Speaker 2: You ready? Ready forget kill Bill? Tickle Bill? It's all
Speaker 2: right Silver Alex Thrill Bill. I don't Bill Ones coming
Speaker 2: fur Silver plus Tickling Private, Ryan silver Bed and Croydon Weld.
Speaker 2: I like what you did last summer is so slight, Darren,
Speaker 2: Sorry Darren, you did well done, Darren, gold Blossom jat
Speaker 2: there for I like what you did last summer Cape Cheer,
Speaker 2: very different movie. Amanda and Rosebud well done. Alive hard,
Speaker 2: I'm alive like.
Speaker 6: Yep, not even that happy.
Speaker 3: Bronce taken then returned.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean happy ending Gold.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't need to say that. Julian Morabin. Four
Speaker 2: weddings and a profeterole sure gold Gold for the use
Speaker 2: of the word profitterole at the end there, Jeremy and
Speaker 2: mitcham the Green Smile, Silvil, Plastic, Smart, aliciare well done,
Speaker 2: good Will Hugging Gold, Billy and Port Melbourne, well done.
Speaker 2: Ten things I Love about you?
Speaker 6: Too easy, Silver, too easy?
Speaker 2: Too easy? Why are they going to work hard? They
Speaker 2: don't win anything? Too easy, listen to the King? Too easy,
Speaker 2: work hard on my subjects, Cuddle Bill instead of kill Bill.
Speaker 2: I had too many kill Bill Ones today. All right,
Speaker 2: Julian Mrabin, word on, thank you.
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Speaker 2: One sleep to go for the AFL Footy is back
Speaker 2: tomorrow and very excited to announce that coming in making
Speaker 2: his debut on the show. It's not really his debut,
Speaker 2: but his new role. We've signed him up. We have
Speaker 2: Shane Crawford. He's going to be our new AFL guy
Speaker 2: on the show, coming in on the show every week
Speaker 2: and he starts tomorrow morning at eight.
Speaker 6: Now as a coincidence that you've become best chums with
Speaker 6: him over the last few weeks and now on the show.
Speaker 2: Four months, I've been rigorously auditioning him, okay, holding us
Speaker 2: over his head, so he has He's come good. He's
Speaker 2: past the testing and he starts tomorrow as our proper
Speaker 2: AFL guy. If you know what crawl'site, there'd be some
Speaker 2: AFL chat, but there also be some other whatever's fizzing
Speaker 2: around his head. He came out for He came out
Speaker 2: to see me last night to chat about something else
Speaker 2: which we can't talk about yet. They're going to be
Speaker 2: doing with him right and another person and my wife
Speaker 2: gave him our leftover tea to take home like he
Speaker 2: was a kid going off for the day.
Speaker 6: Remember when your friend would come over, or you would
Speaker 6: go over to a friend's house and their parents would
Speaker 6: make sure that you're eating enough.
Speaker 2: Well, my wife hadn't seen Crawf since he's got out
Speaker 2: the jungle, and he's lost like a lot of weight
Speaker 2: by ten or twelve k and he looks really good,
Speaker 2: you honestly, but my wife was worried that he looked
Speaker 2: a bit too thin. So ken and God, to be honest,
Speaker 2: there's a really old dry mankey Lasagna.
Speaker 3: And I said to him, as how walks back to
Speaker 3: his car.
Speaker 2: Mate is really dry that don't worry about you know,
Speaker 2: sending anyone. Yeah, I said, don't worry if you don't
Speaker 2: eat that. You know it's pretty rough.
Speaker 6: So do you watch him from the window then to
Speaker 6: see if he puts in your neighbors being.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're driving around bay side you think it's roadkill.
Speaker 2: It's my life's leftover, leftover la.
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Speaker 2: Three Today another chance you'd win holiday for a song.
Speaker 2: All you listening out for is men at works down Under.
Speaker 2: When you hear it between now and five call him.
Speaker 2: Today's trip is a piano cruise for two to Kangaroo Island.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this, but I found out earlier that
Speaker 2: on Kangaroo Island they've got kangaroos that are only native
Speaker 2: to the island and they're super friendly. Really yep, because
Speaker 2: other kangaroos, they can actually ask you up.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 2: Notice that they with their feet, they can stomach apart
Speaker 2: they can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know they're fierce.
Speaker 6: These ones are so friendly and you get to take
Speaker 6: one each home on the three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the price. You get your own complimentary kangaroo
Speaker 2: when you go to Kangaroo Island. So what a great
Speaker 2: thing to win only on Gold one oh four point
Speaker 2: three The.
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Speaker 2: So we say good luck.
Speaker 4: Won't need it, No, you won't.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, do you know what that's the
Speaker 3: wrong word?
Speaker 2: Enjoy?
Speaker 5: I will, honestly, I'll save it every I don't know
Speaker 5: what my response will be like when I first meet him.
Speaker 6: So you got full professional interview Brian Adams today. You've
Speaker 6: got three albums? There is that too many?
Speaker 2: I mean I need to ask how many is three
Speaker 2: too many?
Speaker 3: You can't turn up with stuff.
Speaker 2: To be signed. They hate that? Oh do they?
Speaker 6: You're not a fan in the interaction you're.
Speaker 3: In, you're representing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm crossing the line between professional and crazy
Speaker 5: fan lady, Now.
Speaker 2: What I would do? Can I suggest you take those
Speaker 2: along the vinyl? It's a talking point. He goes, Oh, wow,
Speaker 2: I remember that he's about Then suddenly you thrust a
Speaker 2: pen in his face and just go sign it, or
Speaker 2: you get this and then see what happens. Have you
Speaker 2: thought about the actual interview itself?
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 2: I've been before when you meet an idol, right and
Speaker 2: you get it's intimidy. Oh, totally takes a while to
Speaker 2: actually and this is for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: I'll have to ask him something about music and Shina Light,
Speaker 5: his new his new single.
Speaker 2: That would be really interesting to not play any of
Speaker 2: that tomorrow, so we're not playing I.
Speaker 5: Want to ask him everything except for music, to be honest.
Speaker 5: I want to ask him about his foundation, about his photography,
Speaker 5: which is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: It's foundation for his skin. I wouldn't bring out him.
Speaker 2: He's very touchy about it.
Speaker 4: He's vaganism.
Speaker 2: He should be great. And what time We're not playing
Speaker 2: that tomorrow? Well, what'd you before to cress or mung beans.
Speaker 6: What's your favorite stop digital less l R camera.
Speaker 5: I don't want to ask him the questions that every
Speaker 5: other journalist there tonight will be asking.
Speaker 4: He's got to be sick of hearing the same question.
Speaker 2: So you're going big on veganism and his camera.
Speaker 5: Work and maybe his foundation and foundation Soldier photography that
Speaker 5: he's done of the veterans, which is that is a
Speaker 5: very very good course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good cause. Okay, tune into My Morning at
Speaker 2: five past six to hear the big interview. Sorry, that's
Speaker 2: not fair. Five to six Tyler Today's show Piggyback Mountain.
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow morning. Thanks for listening.
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