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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Task Master is starting tonight seven thirty on ten. Tom

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Speaker 2: Gleeson is joining us live on our Hello, good morning,

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Speaker 2: oh good e Hello Tom.

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Speaker 3: We just said a quick hello to you before the segment,

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Speaker 3: and you were very polite and you said, oh hi guys.

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Speaker 3: And afterwards I said, even when Tom Gleeson is being

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Speaker 3: nice and polite, it just seems like he's being as

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Speaker 3: smart as I.

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Speaker 1: Mate, I can, I can turn it any Second's that's

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Speaker 1: that's the risk you have with me being on air.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can be polite and then out of nowhere I

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Speaker 1: can be really nasty. Do you cop that? Like you know,

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Speaker 1: you just go into a cafe or something.

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Speaker 2: Does everyone just think you are a smart ass even

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Speaker 2: when you're just being yourself.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's tricky because I can just say can I

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Speaker 1: have a cafe late please, and they go no problem,

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Speaker 1: and then I go thanks, And because of my turn

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Speaker 1: it sounds yeah smart. Yeah, yeah, thanks, all right, I

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Speaker 1: can do it now. I'm so happy to be on

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Speaker 1: Kiss Thanks guys, Eggs. That was sincere. It was trying

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Speaker 1: to be nice.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So task Masters on again tonight, and what's this

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Speaker 4: is comedian casts?

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Speaker 1: Look like, Oh we've got a nissan En Dullah. She's

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Speaker 1: a new actor. You may have seen on talking about generation.

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Speaker 1: Brett Blake he's newer as well. He's a force of nature.

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Speaker 1: He just tears his show apart. But then we've got

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Speaker 1: Celia Pecola, Joel Creasy and Rove McManus. Ah, good fun.

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Speaker 1: Say hei to your mom for me?

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Speaker 4: Do you feel sorry for them when they're looking at

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Speaker 4: the task and like, how am I going to figure

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Speaker 4: this out? Do you ever feel the need to help

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Speaker 4: them in any way? Or you're just like love watching

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Speaker 4: them fail like you're talking to me.

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Speaker 1: You're talking to me.

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Speaker 4: I think surely you'd feel a little bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm not worried about their feelings at all, and I

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Speaker 1: enjoy watching them fail. I like watching their soul break

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Speaker 1: as they see their MPs. I mean it's the only

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Speaker 1: reason I do the show. Yeah, I mean I get

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Speaker 1: paid by Channel ten, sure, but I was happy to

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Speaker 1: do it for free. I get to watch comedian mates

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Speaker 1: of mine fail on national TV. Yes, I mean, what

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Speaker 1: a treat. Well, I mean you would be the best

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Speaker 1: at a roast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always the big roast of big celebrities in

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Speaker 3: the US. Kevin Hart just had one. I mean, would

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Speaker 3: you if you were roasted by someone? Who would you

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Speaker 3: want to be roasting you? Is there anyone better than you?

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Speaker 1: Well that's the trick, so he trying to find someone

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Speaker 1: who's up to standard. But who would I get? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'd be happy to do one of those American races

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Speaker 1: that it'd be great, the roast of Tom Gleeson, because

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Speaker 1: it'd just be so much fun watching all these American

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Speaker 1: comedians try to work out who I was.

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Speaker 4: You know, what about ossie comedians? Who would you want

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Speaker 4: in the Aussie field?

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Speaker 1: Actually? I actually did do a roast not that long

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Speaker 1: ago with John Cleese as John Cleese, But I actually

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Speaker 1: I got absolutely torched by Joel Creasy. He just absolutely

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Speaker 1: ripped me to shreds, which is why I was happy

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Speaker 1: to have him on Taskmaster, so I had ten episodes

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Speaker 1: to rip him and you are, hey are? The budget

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Speaker 1: came out yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about that albow copping a bit of hate

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Speaker 2: for breaking a promise. What do you think?

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Speaker 1: How's Albo going?

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Speaker 2: Tom?

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Speaker 1: I'm a rich, middle aged white man. It doesn't affect me,

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Speaker 1: and none of it affects me. I continue to be

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Speaker 1: wealthy and none of this budget affects me. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's not relatable, and all your listeners don't can't relate

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Speaker 1: to me and don't care. I was wealthy yesterday, I'm

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Speaker 1: still wealthy today. Yeah, if not even welch the budget. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't at all. I love that.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we want to play a little game of Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: it's called guess the famous Redhead.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've still got a bit of red hair

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Speaker 1: going there, the eyebrows. I've got a crew cut and

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Speaker 1: there's a bit of gray in there. There's not much left.

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Speaker 4: He still red on your arms though, like some red

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Speaker 4: arm hairy.

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Speaker 1: I've got red hair. There's been a redhead. Well, there's

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Speaker 1: red downstairs. Get into that, because that would be gutter

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Speaker 1: radio and Kiss doesn't do that anymore.

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Speaker 4: Done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Brooklyn is going to ruddle off a couple

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Speaker 2: of people.

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Speaker 1: Will see if you can guess who.

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Speaker 3: They are, the red ahead Tom. Some would say I've

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Speaker 3: never met a microphone. I didn't want to argue.

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Speaker 1: With, Oh who could I be? Oh Paul Enhands.

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Speaker 4: Oh we didn't even have to read out the three

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Speaker 4: other clues.

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Speaker 1: Well, another other clues. I host an actual quiz show

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Speaker 1: on the ABC where I just asked a question. Then

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Speaker 1: this says an answer, because I presume my guests are intelligent.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you need a second clue, I can give

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Speaker 3: it to you. Here we go, person too. My haircut

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Speaker 3: says year nine student, but my bank account says Private Island.

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Speaker 1: Redhead, very loaded. Yeah, do you want to do another.

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Speaker 3: And O'Brien no, No, guess so I dress like I'm

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Speaker 3: on my way to buy milk.

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is this another one? Same person? The same person? Give

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Speaker 1: him clue number three? Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: When people hear my guitar string and suddenly want to

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Speaker 3: get married.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know who this is on Ronald McDonald.

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Speaker 4: No, you know, don't you? Surely that gave it away?

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Speaker 1: I felthy or again? Alright, last one? Last one?

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Speaker 3: Who else is famous with red hair? I'm proof that

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Speaker 3: every family has one. I'm moving overseas, sibling.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm moving over seas. Oh, Nicole Kidman, No, give

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Speaker 1: him another clue.

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Speaker 3: I turned family drama into a streaming genre.

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Speaker 1: Oh that still sounds like Nicole Kidman. And he's done

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Speaker 1: a lot of streaming shows.

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Antonia Kidman? Nonette?

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Speaker 3: And my grandpa waved at people professionally?

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Speaker 2: Oh, grandpa waves at people professionally.

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Speaker 4: You've got one more clue anyway.

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Speaker 1: Grandfather waves at people professionally. Yeah, they get that's their

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Speaker 1: job to wave at people. Wow, we really have stump.

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Speaker 2: Tom Gleeson, haven't.

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Speaker 1: Wear Oh oh is this? Sorry? Sorry? I just don't

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Speaker 1: even read these parts of the newspaper. I still read

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Speaker 1: the newspaper.

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Speaker 2: Grandpa, not grandpa, his dad waves of people.

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Speaker 1: His dad waves grandma? Did is this Harry? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Alright, Tom Gleeson Taskmaster, second episode back tonight, seven thirty

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Speaker 2: on ten.

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Speaker 1: Always good to have you on me. Thanks a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no worries. I've got to task for your radio show

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Speaker 1: to lift Kisses ratings. I mean it's already number one

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Speaker 1: in the previous survey, but things have changed. Just quietly

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Speaker 1: being polite. No, that was the way put against.

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Speaker 4: That's as encouraging as are you saying that it's going

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Speaker 4: to fail next?

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Speaker 1: No, no am I he's not. I go up. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's all right, you try so you're later nothing