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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Meanings for when you're in a rush or just can't

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Speaker 2: be bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 3: Give us a call.

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Speaker 4: If your kid has ever done something stupid at airport security, so,

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Speaker 4: done something which has led to you getting in trouble.

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Speaker 4: So whether they said something or did something that relates

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Speaker 4: to you. Thirteen one oh six ' five is the number.

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Speaker 3: Talking about it.

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Speaker 4: Because I was perusing a parenting thread today. Of course

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Speaker 4: you were things we've got pretty boring in lockdown.

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Speaker 1: Thinking about a baby.

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Speaker 5: I just no, okay, but I just like to perusing

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Speaker 5: your parenting thread.

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Speaker 4: I find them fascinating, right, Just parents get on there

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Speaker 4: talk about their issues and then they get around each other.

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Speaker 4: And I'm believe I just engage Steven, father of.

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Speaker 3: Four, This is what I do.

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Speaker 1: You pretend to be a father of four.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of a thing online.

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Speaker 1: And your handles your dad's name.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, not a good cover Stephen with Avino, not

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Speaker 4: pH That's how I get away with it, will anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was prison this parenting thread and they were talking

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Speaker 4: about kids, saying mortifying things are horrific things at bad

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Speaker 4: times and a dad piped up and said that he

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Speaker 4: was going through airport security and his kids really randomly

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Speaker 4: just piped up, daddy's got bombs in his shoes.

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Speaker 5: Sacks, bombs, sacks used to write song there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't say dad's a sex bomb.

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Speaker 3: No, he didn't say that's a sex bomb, but you know,

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Speaker 3: bomb and bumps.

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Speaker 1: Dad's got bombs in his shoes.

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Speaker 4: He just goes, dad's got bomb, Daddy's got bombs in

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Speaker 4: his shoes, and security is like, right, sir, take your

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Speaker 4: shoes up. And he's like, I don't know why my

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Speaker 4: son has just said that. We haven't talked about bombs,

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Speaker 4: especially in my shoes. Anyway, they had to take the

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Speaker 4: dad away and he got like strip search.

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Speaker 3: They went through the shoes.

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Speaker 5: Due diligence there. Why did we find out what the

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Speaker 5: child had against the dad? Like, was there no reason

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Speaker 5: to frame him?

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Speaker 4: They cannot figure the dad cannot figure out why he

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Speaker 4: said daddy's got bombs in his shoes.

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Speaker 3: Wow, great gag. That not a good gag. Not a

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Speaker 3: good gag. Don't do gags around security.

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Speaker 4: But we do want to take those calls now thirty

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Speaker 4: one or six y five if your kid has done

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Speaker 4: something stupid around airport checking because I believe your younger brother, yes,

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Speaker 4: had a bit of a doozy will Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And arguably actually this isn't you know, it is essentially

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Speaker 5: dumb of him.

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Speaker 1: But it was also my parents who gave him the gift.

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Speaker 5: Yeah as well. But we were we were we're actually

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Speaker 5: going through airport security right after nine to eleven.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, So it was red hot intense.

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Speaker 5: It was red hot, and it was it was in

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Speaker 5: and around. It was the Christmas after nine to eleven,

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Speaker 5: and we were going through airport security and my little

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Speaker 5: but they're these like you know, like I was going

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Speaker 5: to say Connect four, but it's not Connect form. What

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Speaker 5: are the It's like a building kit, which which was

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Speaker 5: purely just metal ball bearings and tiny little magnet strips,

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Speaker 5: oh dear. And that was in a suitcase that looks

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Speaker 5: bad on a yeah. Yeah, so my little brother just

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Speaker 5: put that on the on the bag scanner.

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Speaker 3: He also loved watches. Lots of ticking going on went through.

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Speaker 5: The bag scanner and in fact, the guy, the the

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Speaker 5: guy behind the bag scanner just stood up and you know,

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Speaker 5: it's serious because they don't sound the alarm.

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Speaker 1: They just walked directly.

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Speaker 5: Over to dad and that was just like, wow, we

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Speaker 5: think your child's got a bomb.

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Speaker 4: Geez yeah, And your dad was like, yeah, it does

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Speaker 1: And he's still in prison. I haven't seen him since.

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Speaker 3: If you can relate to that.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number as your

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Speaker 3: You could have been the kid as well. By the way, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's probably been that long since we've traveled.

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Speaker 4: How long has COVID been Anyway, we'll take my next

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Speaker 4: billing money.

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Speaker 1: We're taking course third end one.

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Speaker 5: I was six five on when your child has done

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Speaker 5: something stupid at security?

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Speaker 4: God, Caroline, here, Caroline, this is actually a shopping sense.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. It was Willy's car park.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what happens.

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Speaker 6: The little guy wanted something in wooly Well. He wanted

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Speaker 6: an energy drink and I told him no because you

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Speaker 6: give you a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Of course, we've left the store.

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Speaker 6: And he's just chucked a full on tantrum carrying on.

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Speaker 6: So I get into the car and he's kicking and screaming,

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Speaker 6: He sees the police and starts yelling out kidnapper, and

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Speaker 6: pull out all my ID and who I was, and

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Speaker 6: then I was this kid's mother open that just take me.

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Speaker 3: Wish I thought of that as a kid. That is,

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Speaker 3: you get your energy drink, that's for sure. Let's go

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Speaker 3: to Julie. Julie, what did your son do?

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Speaker 2: Hey? We were traveling through Hong Kong Airport and my

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Speaker 2: little boy was about four and his passport photo showed

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Speaker 2: and so they asked over immigration at customs, like what's

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Speaker 2: saying I am a robot and doing a robot dam

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Speaker 2: and he did this for about fifteen minutes and they

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Speaker 2: I kept coaching him saying, say your name, say it, party,

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Speaker 7: Move away from the child, thinking and then robot while

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Speaker 7: they're all talking and he's like Chinese, and I couldn't understand,

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Speaker 7: like he's my child, but he just kept going with

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Speaker 7: this I am a robot hearing this robot dam But like.

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Speaker 5: It was the results, like do they do the during

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Speaker 7: A bottles because he kept laughing.

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Speaker 2: After like ages, he kept laughing. So I think they

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Speaker 2: just let us go. But it was seriously, like all

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Speaker 2: these people came over, so many people watching us, and

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Speaker 2: you're at an airport's already stressed that I had another

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Speaker 2: and he was being a little poop.

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Speaker 3: He was that again, is oh, you've got so much

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Speaker 3: power there as the kid, don't.

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Speaker 1: They separated the mum from the child. Put it through

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Speaker 3: He's clearly not a robot. It'd go off.

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Speaker 1: You know. Something tells me they didn't think he was

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, put him through the scan and

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Speaker 3: then he's a human. Get in there. I's got a

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Speaker 3: Carol here, Carol.

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Speaker 1: Final call scanner. Let him do the X ray machine?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you mean?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 3: And then he's not a robot again.

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Speaker 5: I don't think there was any confusions to the fact

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Speaker 3: I thought it was the reckoning terminator.

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Speaker 6: Three.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, let's go to Carol.

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Speaker 1: He's one of those liquid metal Carol.

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Speaker 3: What did your kid do at the airport?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Hi, guys. When my son was a we emigrated to

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Speaker 8: Australia and his bag, sorry, his bag was put through

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Speaker 8: his bag was put through the security X rays and

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Speaker 8: they saw something suspicious. Now, my son has asthma and

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Speaker 9: Anyway, they asked him.

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Speaker 6: What it was and he said it was a bomb.

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Speaker 9: It looked like a bomb, yeah, exactly. He thought it

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Speaker 9: was hilarious time until they put him to one side.

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Speaker 9: They wouldn't let us go anywhere near him, and they

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Speaker 9: started quizzing him about it, and the smile soon dropped

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Speaker 9: really deadly serious, that this they thought was a bomb.

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Speaker 9: They got him to take spacer out of his bag.

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Speaker 9: He had to actually take the puffer in front of them.

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Speaker 9: I wasn't allowed anywhere near him. I could to explain,

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Speaker 9: and they were deadly serious with him. So yeah, he

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Speaker 9: didn't make any jokes about it in the future.

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Speaker 5: Wow. Wow, So what you're saying is he was a robot, Carol.

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Speaker 2: I think he would have preferred to come through the

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Speaker 1: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast. You

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