Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome to
Speaker 1: a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: Hitch is trading gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: That his performance on the pommel Horse Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 2: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Reckon, we should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in simlish.
Speaker 2: Drap luby perfect Now his MIXTUREI.
Speaker 1: And yes it's us, get over it. Hello, Yes, it's
Speaker 1: just us two.
Speaker 2: In fact, they're just a couple of mitches. Our third
Speaker 2: wheel is off on assignment. Guys, can you believe she's
Speaker 2: still with us?
Speaker 1: Producer Jenna, groundskeeper Jenna, whatever variation of Jenny you'd like
Speaker 1: to throw at her, she is are still here.
Speaker 2: Well, she's sort of been given a job trial this week,
Speaker 2: a potential promotion. So Jenna has been our producer failed miserably.
Speaker 2: She's hopeless and then she's been demoted to groundskeeper. But
Speaker 2: this is her trial as our roving reporter.
Speaker 1: Well, she has been slowly and steadily increasing her workload.
Speaker 2: That's right, and so we thought let's try and reward her.
Speaker 2: Let's see if she rises to the challenge. She's out
Speaker 2: on location.
Speaker 1: Right now, like a classic news cross that's right.
Speaker 2: You know, like the Today Show Weather reporter. How they
Speaker 2: pop up at random spots every day.
Speaker 1: Yep, Sam Mack's down at the local Rosewood mall.
Speaker 2: Yeap, stuff like that. So she's out on location right now.
Speaker 2: We'll check in with her later on.
Speaker 1: That is something that came up in our Sunday Night Live, right.
Speaker 1: It just came out of blue and we thought, let's
Speaker 1: roll with it.
Speaker 2: Instagram Live every Sunday Night at a couple of minches.
Speaker 2: If you're not already.
Speaker 1: There, you've got to be there. I'll be square this
Speaker 1: week as well, Mitch. I'm bringing back a favorite segment.
Speaker 2: Of ours, Yeah, a talk back to I'm a bit
Speaker 2: worried about this.
Speaker 1: I got to tell you, well, normally you prepared talkback things,
Speaker 1: but I have found one, and it is I could
Speaker 1: not have been happier. It is a cross section of
Speaker 1: things that you love and that I love and that
Speaker 1: the listeners love. And this week it's a mystery.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's a mystery.
Speaker 1: It's open ended. It's a complete mystery that the host
Speaker 1: of the radio station we're crossing to don't even know
Speaker 1: the answer to. Okay, and we might need to dive in.
Speaker 2: I'm not understanding. I'm not picking up what you put
Speaker 2: down at all.
Speaker 1: The audio that I'm playing still has not been resolved. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is the MH three to seventy of the radio world.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, look, this is this is your first time
Speaker 2: bringing a piece of gold you found on talkback radio.
Speaker 2: And look, I'm just gonna put it out there. This
Speaker 2: is my segment. This is my segment, and I take
Speaker 2: its position as the favorite segment very seriously. Every time
Speaker 2: we've done a poll in our Facebook group asking what's
Speaker 2: your favorite segment, everyone, the resounding answer is always talk
Speaker 2: back things. And I wear that as a badge of
Speaker 2: honor because it's my secont.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's the audio that.
Speaker 2: Oh it's today, I swear to god.
Speaker 1: It's simply the audio that you find people are just
Speaker 1: saying they love the old people. The segments the hosts.
Speaker 2: Oh, but it's very good storytelling on my.
Speaker 1: Person, good reacting on my behalf too.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: And it's also our fiftieth episode. We should have mentioned
Speaker 1: that at the top, for God's sake.
Speaker 2: Yes it is. It is our fiftieth episode. We've made
Speaker 2: a big who half for our fortieth. I feel like
Speaker 2: we don't want to exhaust all our celebrations. It's coming
Speaker 2: up to Christmas too, we'll probably do some fanfare for that.
Speaker 2: We had the one year anniversary, your birthday. I just
Speaker 2: think we can't have too many celebrations.
Speaker 1: It'll start to wear off. It's also the normally the
Speaker 1: other way around. People hate celebrating their fortieth because you're
Speaker 1: getting out of thirties, and people love the fiftieth at
Speaker 1: an rosl.
Speaker 2: True, we should have gone on that today. We should,
Speaker 2: But I will tell you this, guys, it's a pretty
Speaker 2: big milestone fiftieth episode. And we do have a bit
Speaker 2: of an announcement to share with you later on about
Speaker 2: the show you did.
Speaker 1: It's very exciting. I'm exhausted today. Ah yeah, yeah, us
Speaker 1: why you should have brought it up hosting? Did you say, Arias? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really good. Thank you the ARIA Award, Oh,
Speaker 1: the Annual ARIA Awards twenty twenty ARIA, the first ARIA
Speaker 1: Awards to be held in the pandemic. You can you
Speaker 1: believe it?
Speaker 2: That's right. And you were hosting the pre show the
Speaker 2: bits that would have been the red carpet, And I
Speaker 2: got to tell you, these COVID edition virtual events, they
Speaker 2: are all just perpetually awkward. They're so cringed in general.
Speaker 2: But they were very lucky to get someone who is
Speaker 2: naturally unawkward like yourself to really carry it, because I
Speaker 2: think without you that would have been a shit show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't dish out compliments easily, but I think that like,
Speaker 2: thank god they had you, because it would have been
Speaker 2: a disaster without you.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's very sweet, thank you. There was one point
Speaker 1: where we I gave an award out and I no
Speaker 1: one prepped me to give you a warder And I
Speaker 1: had the envelope right and I opened the envelope and
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to pronounce the name. Oh no,
Speaker 1: And I thought, this is not something you can rehearse
Speaker 1: because it's sealed, had like a little black seal.
Speaker 2: They don't tell you in advance.
Speaker 1: No, it was like King Lizard and the gizzard wizard
Speaker 1: or something rymy So I was like, shit, is there
Speaker 1: an ell or is that a g And then I
Speaker 1: thought maybe my ADHD was playing up and it was
Speaker 1: mixing the words around.
Speaker 2: Wait are you talking about Oh no, we had a
Speaker 2: debate in the office today about whether it's lime Cordial.
Speaker 1: Oh is cordial?
Speaker 2: It is called That's what I said. Oh it wasn't
Speaker 2: them right.
Speaker 1: No, No, they were not MA eight Awards. I interviewed
Speaker 1: them live on the red carpet and went, lime Cordial.
Speaker 1: Great to have you. They left. I went coming up
Speaker 1: Guy Sebastian. When some bads came back. Guy Sebastian, I went, guy,
Speaker 1: you're the bell of the ball last year, because he
Speaker 1: hosted this year. It's all the boys from Lime Cordial.
Speaker 1: He went, yeah, lime Cordial doing it. And I went,
Speaker 1: either Guy Sebastian's got it wrong or.
Speaker 2: I have anyway, it's him that was wrong. I was
Speaker 2: arguing in the office today, who would call themselves lime Cordial.
Speaker 2: That's not even the best flavor.
Speaker 1: No, no used red Cordial.
Speaker 2: No, I love that apple one, the apple. No, it's
Speaker 2: like apple and something apple and raspberry. It's like a high.
Speaker 1: Oh I know what you mean. And it's not quite red.
Speaker 1: It's kind of pinky. Yes, the men used to have that.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It is good on ice, Yeah, I and
Speaker 1: I like it about probably more concentrate than water. You
Speaker 1: need to have it real sweet, yeah, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not those canteen ladies school care. There're one milli liter
Speaker 1: drop and the rest was water.
Speaker 2: I know, like, fucking don't be stingy on the concentrate
Speaker 2: barely cordial.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we said congratulations, the winner is King Snioz in
Speaker 1: the Blizzard Dizzerd and the text put the wrong zoom up,
Speaker 1: so someone was like, did I win?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because they crossed to whoever won on zoom yeah, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, some of those fucking dim wit artists
Speaker 2: you had to cross to. Did someone not explain to them, Hey,
Speaker 2: when the host talks to you, you have to talk back, clown.
Speaker 2: There were so many times that.
Speaker 1: You like, hey, you've won.
Speaker 2: I don't give me a random singer name rule. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I don't want to bag out rule Beautifully. It sounds
Speaker 2: like he has common sense. Let's make one concrete jungle
Speaker 2: concrete jungle concrete dungle.
Speaker 3: You won the area.
Speaker 2: They just sit there on Zoom like, oh he's literally
Speaker 2: lost for words, he's lost for words. Oh don't And
Speaker 2: then what feels like a year later, thank you so no,
Speaker 2: thank you so much because I try.
Speaker 1: To wrap up because there's been to go thank you anyway.
Speaker 1: Then they go thank you, and all the while I've
Speaker 1: got it inny worm, going wrap up, wrap throat commercials,
Speaker 1: the shark, Shark peace. It's chaos.
Speaker 2: It's impossible to make those sorts of productions punchy and
Speaker 2: like casey when it's when you're dealing with zoom. You
Speaker 2: guys can go and look it up on YouTube if
Speaker 2: you just look up Aris pre show something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's up on YouTube, so you can watch it back
Speaker 2: and you'll see what I mean that you were the
Speaker 2: only thing holding you with a glue.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I know, a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago I mentioned that thank you. That was a very
Speaker 1: nice second compliment. I just went straight over my head.
Speaker 1: So I'm not used to getting them. You know how.
Speaker 1: I got the Swarowsky look book, and you guys help
Speaker 1: me pick the hairpin. I ended up choosing the tiara
Speaker 1: because I thought it would be a more statement piece.
Speaker 1: I did notice that we did two bits of the Tiara.
Speaker 1: I pretended it was Delta Gudrum stolen from her dressing room.
Speaker 1: It's very funny. I think they've let me keep it.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I think where is it? I think
Speaker 1: let's give it away with a review today?
Speaker 2: Really you're going to give away that? I can't says?
Speaker 2: You also didn't fuck up any client credits.
Speaker 1: I did notice No thanks to Pandora. It was Stella
Speaker 1: mag because I had teleprompter.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna give away the bloody cram.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give out two mugs and the Aria's
Speaker 1: pre show Swarovsky Tiara.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't even have to bust out the
Speaker 2: red rooster about it. I'm really trying to get rid
Speaker 2: of these. You're not doing me any favors.
Speaker 1: Also, do we really want to give out? Ye? Give
Speaker 1: out the how a fuck it? Anyway? Welcome to the
Speaker 1: fiftieth episode of Is It Just Me? We start the
Speaker 1: show the same way every week. Two gems something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. I don't know Mitch's, Mitch
Speaker 1: doesn't know mine, and it starts the show. I say
Speaker 1: you go first again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon this is the third week in a row.
Speaker 2: But you know what, maybe we.
Speaker 1: Just make it a thread that you always start, rather
Speaker 1: than having this conversation at the start of every show.
Speaker 2: But what of mine's rubbish?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: True? What if I have a really shit one? We
Speaker 1: just have to wait and see. And that's on you.
Speaker 1: No pressure, all right, I'll go here we are? Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 2: Two men need to stop being so flaky? Oh, I
Speaker 2: just I can't anymore. Yeah, I've just had I've had
Speaker 2: a two weeks from hell where I've just had countless
Speaker 2: people lead me on and then just not be interested, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, is fine. I'm not desperate and dateless.
Speaker 2: I'm quite happy being single. It's more just the inconvenience. Yes,
Speaker 2: I hate being I hate having my time wasted. The
Speaker 2: ones I actually go on the dates with always a
Speaker 2: good time. I always I always have a good time.
Speaker 2: But it's more the ones where you chat and then
Speaker 2: you exchange numbers, maybe you exchange social media, and then
Speaker 2: it gets to the point where you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe we should go on a date, we should go
Speaker 2: for a drink sometime, and not to toot my own tit,
Speaker 2: but they're often the one suggesting it to me. Yes,
Speaker 2: And I don't know about you, but if someone suggests
Speaker 2: to you, hey, let's go on a date, is that
Speaker 2: not their cue to organize it?
Speaker 1: Yes, and this can be tricky, but if the person
Speaker 1: that instigates it is normally the one that should be
Speaker 1: following up on these things.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's true, and I'm not going to
Speaker 2: beg and be like, so, whatever happened to that date,
Speaker 2: like are we going or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just I've had so many suggestions and I've been like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: let's do it, and then we can keep chatting for
Speaker 2: days after and then nothing eventuates, and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: it's so frustrating. Don't ask me in the first time
Speaker 2: if you don't actually want to.
Speaker 1: Is this a new thing or is it a COVID thing?
Speaker 1: You've had this? This has been irking you for years.
Speaker 2: This has been a thing for years, But it's only
Speaker 2: been boiling my blood recently because basically January to August,
Speaker 2: maybe even September, I was just not dating at all,
Speaker 2: Like I was just not interested. But now that things
Speaker 2: are returning to normal, let's let's round upon to socialize.
Speaker 2: I'm back on the dating scene and I'm loving it,
Speaker 2: but I'm also reminded at how frustrating it is. There was,
Speaker 2: there's been a few. One guy messaged me on a
Speaker 2: Sunday yes and goes, hey, I'd like to make you
Speaker 2: dinner next week, and I'm like, that'd be great.
Speaker 7: That's a romant thing to say, as well'd be excited.
Speaker 7: No one's ever offered me that before. It sounded sweat
Speaker 7: and we've been chatting for a bit. It wasn't out
Speaker 7: of the blue, but I was like, sure, let's do it.
Speaker 7: And then messaged him on Friday and said so, like
Speaker 7: are we still doing this? And he goes, sorry, I've
Speaker 7: got a boyfriend now. I was like, it's been three days,
Speaker 7: how did that happen? That's rare, Like congratulations, I'm now married.
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry my child's being born.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh that's the worst.
Speaker 2: And then there was another one that was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go on a date, super keen. He was the one,
Speaker 2: you know, pursuing me, And then it was like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: we agreed to go that day, but I can't do
Speaker 2: I'm working. Then oh sorry, I've got a family thing.
Speaker 2: Then oh sorry, I've got this, and I'm like if
Speaker 2: you're not actually interested, you can just stop postponing. It's
Speaker 2: all together canceled and he didn't reply. I was just like,
Speaker 2: why even bother? Like I I feel like unless I
Speaker 2: actually feel something or means something, I just don't say it. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell someone I want to go
Speaker 2: on a date with them if I don't.
Speaker 1: And also not something that you're looking forward to all week,
Speaker 1: like I've got that dinner with me.
Speaker 2: It's not like that I don't look forward to it,
Speaker 2: but it's more like I don't necessarily make plans with
Speaker 2: my friends because I'm oh, I'm pretty sure I meant
Speaker 2: to be seeing someone that day, and then.
Speaker 1: Chip away you when this happens.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say chips away at me because, like I said,
Speaker 2: I am quite happy being single. It's just annoying. It's like,
Speaker 2: why bother suggesting it if.
Speaker 1: You're not going to follow through? Yeah, I agree, I'm
Speaker 1: pisste off for you.
Speaker 2: It's just so annoying.
Speaker 1: Would it make you feel better if I prank called
Speaker 1: one of them?
Speaker 2: How would that make If.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'd not think of anything that I
Speaker 1: can do. I don't think that would help anyone. I'll
Speaker 1: call them. No, we shouldn't do that. Now I will
Speaker 1: call them as dot Wigans and just fuck with them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll call them as dot.
Speaker 2: Someone did suggest that we reprise dot Wiggins prank as
Speaker 2: her back in our most recent talkback tings.
Speaker 1: Yep, oh no, no, Dot Wiggins is my alter ego,
Speaker 1: my eighty seven year old elderly Australian woman who loves
Speaker 1: talkback radio. Let me at all?
Speaker 2: What am I going to say to this twenty year
Speaker 2: old like random off Tinder?
Speaker 1: Oh don't know. I'll pretend that. I'll pretend that I
Speaker 1: think it's my grandson and I've got the number wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you're not actually going to tie it
Speaker 2: back to me.
Speaker 1: Or no, no, you'll be There'll be no one.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I thought you were gonna be like my
Speaker 2: grandson Mitchell, with pleasure. With pleasure, I couldn't care less
Speaker 2: if they die. You can fuck with them as much
Speaker 2: as your life.
Speaker 1: Send me the number. I don't what can I do?
Speaker 1: I could probably just say which one do I hate?
Speaker 1: Send me the one that had a fuck has got
Speaker 1: a boyfriend? Now?
Speaker 2: No, I just message him on Instagram? Oh that one?
Speaker 1: Gaze? Move on us. Oh god, there's one here who
Speaker 1: I fox me off.
Speaker 2: When they do this, they suggest that you go on
Speaker 2: a date, they don't make it happen, they don't follow through,
Speaker 2: they don't plan anything, and then you just kind of
Speaker 2: don't speak for ages. And then the next time they
Speaker 2: see you they hit you with the why have we
Speaker 2: gone on that date yet?
Speaker 1: Can you fucking organize it?
Speaker 2: I hate it when they put it back on you.
Speaker 1: That's like when you go to a restaurant, you order
Speaker 1: your food and the waitress goes, I'll be right with you,
Speaker 1: and then ten minutes haven't you guys ordered yet? It's
Speaker 1: like that's your job. That's your job to make sure
Speaker 1: we order.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. Let me find another one.
Speaker 2: I don't want to call him.
Speaker 1: How do you have this? People's number? You develop from
Speaker 1: Tinder to message? It depends.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we go to Instagram, sometimes we go to number depend. Okay,
Speaker 2: so yeah, this one you can this guy, Jamie? Is
Speaker 2: that to you?
Speaker 1: Okay? What can I do to freak him out a
Speaker 1: little bit?
Speaker 2: I want you to bring him out?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe we shouldn't do it. I'm already.
Speaker 6: Did.
Speaker 1: My name is Dotal Wiggins calling from the r T A.
Speaker 1: How are you today, the r T A, Yes, Rose
Speaker 1: Traffic Author.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm well good here.
Speaker 1: I just have paperwork here and it's saying that we
Speaker 1: have an unregistered vehicle parked on Cherry Blossom Street corner
Speaker 1: of nine Blossom and it's registered under your name. Which
Speaker 1: suburb is that Frankston teen West, Frankston teen West, f
Speaker 1: r A n K S T and teen West Eankston West,
Speaker 1: Rankston teen West.
Speaker 8: Okay, thanks, so mm hmm where okay, and so what's
Speaker 8: what's the issue.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid that there's an unregistered vehicle in your name
Speaker 1: sitting on Cherry Bottom av and it will either be
Speaker 1: toad or you can come and claim in the next
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. I'm just giving you a courtesy call,
Speaker 1: my dear.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, the thing is is I don't own any
Speaker 8: vehicles whatsoever. Who All right, we'll speak to the r
Speaker 8: t A and I'll see what's happening with that.
Speaker 1: I am the r don't be daft.
Speaker 8: I don't know that you actually are there, because you
Speaker 8: sound a bit odd.
Speaker 1: Beg your pardon. I'm regardless of my age. I've been
Speaker 1: working in the workforce for years. I don't think that
Speaker 1: bears any juffment on my heres the R T?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 8: Okay, so what's your name.
Speaker 1: And what's not capital D?
Speaker 5: D O T.
Speaker 1: Wiggins? Oh sorry, he won't mess with you again.
Speaker 2: He doesn't drive. He's one of the Sydney gaze that
Speaker 2: fits the stereotype can't drive.
Speaker 1: He really persisted with.
Speaker 2: That longer than he needed to, considering he doesn't drive.
Speaker 1: Oh shit. Also, he was googling the fake suburb?
Speaker 2: Is this this part of dots like? Is this dots catchphrase?
Speaker 2: Is going?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 9: When?
Speaker 2: Not making no sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Asking who? When he asks what time it is?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Just know that you will love and you don't need
Speaker 1: anyone's date.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no, that's not the moral
Speaker 2: of the story. The moral of the story is not
Speaker 2: that I'm desperate and dateless. The moral of the story is, guys,
Speaker 2: just don't say things you don't mean. It waste people's time.
Speaker 2: These are actual humans that you're dealing with.
Speaker 1: Put that on the shirt? Is it just me? Do
Speaker 1: you also have no idea where subtitles on Instagram stories
Speaker 1: have come from?
Speaker 2: I don't you mean the ones that people to type
Speaker 2: and tell?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm watching an SBS biopic or Naked
Speaker 1: News or serbi an update. Every time I go on Instagram. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Instagram influences will be like, oh, the COVID vaccine came
Speaker 1: out today and I'm so torn, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do, and then they will type it out for baden,
Speaker 1: word for word on the screen.
Speaker 2: I've noticed that a lot on TikTok as well. They
Speaker 2: put th th for closed captions and then they'll write
Speaker 2: exactly what they say.
Speaker 1: I did see that for a bit, and I thought
Speaker 1: a lot of people getting c C spunk on like
Speaker 1: the chips. It turns out not colose captions. It's off putting.
Speaker 1: And if it's for the heart of hearing or for
Speaker 1: people that are deaf or disabled in that way, then
Speaker 1: great power to you. But who was an email sent out?
Speaker 1: Everyone did all the influencers just get told to start
Speaker 1: doing this.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like it's something that only people who
Speaker 2: are full time influencers would do because that's their livelihood.
Speaker 2: And you know how on Instagram stories, for example, you
Speaker 2: can look at exactly how many people have exited your
Speaker 2: story or swiped away. I guess that that retention is
Speaker 2: what they're trying to build because like, if someone is
Speaker 2: watching without audio, it means that they will still be
Speaker 2: able to watch and keep clicking through. They won't just
Speaker 2: be like, oh I can't hear it, I'm gonna fuck away.
Speaker 1: That's crafty, a good way to keep you watching.
Speaker 2: So I guess that's why people would do it, but
Speaker 2: it would take a lot of time. I can't see
Speaker 2: myself getting amongst it. I've thought about it, but done.
Speaker 1: The majority of people just watch with sound anyway, who's
Speaker 1: watching its sound.
Speaker 2: On Instagram feed where your posts come through on the grid,
Speaker 2: they I think it's twelve percent of people watch with
Speaker 2: audio on, so vast majority of people are scrolling their
Speaker 2: Instagram feeds on mute. Whereas Insta Stories, I think it's
Speaker 2: eighty percent of people are watching with sound. So it's
Speaker 2: pretty safe to assume that most people are watching Instagram
Speaker 2: stories and even more so tiktoks with the audio on.
Speaker 2: So you don't really need to close caption it. But
Speaker 2: it has been helpful sometimes. Abby Chatfield does it a lot.
Speaker 1: Abby does it all the time. If I'm ever in the.
Speaker 2: Bathroom at work and I'm like browsing into the stories,
Speaker 2: and I'll like see Hers come up. I don't want
Speaker 2: to play it out loud. I'll oh, Abby's there. I
Speaker 2: can actually watch hers because she close captions it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you lose so much more of the magic
Speaker 1: when you're just reading. I'm not a fan. Also very
Speaker 1: confused by it. I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 1: That's my issue with it. He doesn't bother me that much.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, yeah, I can see that happening. Well,
Speaker 1: I thought, why don't we call the one influencer that
Speaker 1: I know that definitely does it? A friend of mine,
Speaker 1: Zowe Marshall from The Deep podcast, Just my lifelong friend.
Speaker 1: She's been on the show before. She Oh, we sorry
Speaker 1: tunneled her baby.
Speaker 2: Yes, the last episode of season one. You invited her
Speaker 2: one as a guest host has yet to come in.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm not that I'm holding grudges. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: We'll try and get her on. Let's call her quickly,
Speaker 1: because you don't want I want to see why she
Speaker 1: does it, honey, Zoe boats Mitch and Mitch. Hello, where
Speaker 1: are you you are? Zen Dayspa?
Speaker 9: I wish I'm not at the day spa.
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 9: It's on the couch.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus I need your help because I am very confused.
Speaker 1: And I thought I'm going to call the most famous,
Speaker 1: most well known, and most highest paid influencer that I know,
Speaker 1: and a chatfield was busy. So that's no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have no idea where subtitles on Instagram stories have
Speaker 1: come from. And I've noticed that you were doing it.
Speaker 1: Did an email go out to influences?
Speaker 2: I've seen this.
Speaker 5: I've not done them because I think it's a lot
Speaker 5: of work. I think you have to remember exactly what
Speaker 5: you say and then you have to type it in.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm confused.
Speaker 2: You said that you wanted to call a well known
Speaker 2: influencer you know that does it. But Zoe is now
Speaker 2: saying that there are who has time that she's never
Speaker 2: done it.
Speaker 8: Well, may probably try and call Happy again.
Speaker 1: Zoe, you have done it, you like, unless this is
Speaker 1: the one. Now listen, Zoey, we have the same management.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that you've got to You got
Speaker 1: someone to make a story for you, and your uploaded it.
Speaker 1: You haven't even realized which one.
Speaker 2: I'm so absent right now, I'm like taking.
Speaker 1: Time off, Zoe are to be useless to me? Sorry?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
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Speaker 1: who say, oh, I won't be able to put these
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Speaker 2: So that's two times now that Zoe Marshall has been
Speaker 2: sorry tannel on our.
Speaker 1: Show, and technically the first because we did it to
Speaker 1: her infant son Fox before.
Speaker 2: I didn't even get the chance to ask if she
Speaker 2: wanted to come in studio.
Speaker 1: She was hopeless to on that down days she gave
Speaker 1: us no answer and nothing. She just waffled on, well,
Speaker 1: so I'm pretty sure she's wine drunk, but what have you?
Speaker 2: You've definitely seen her doing stories with subtitles because she's
Speaker 2: denying it profusely like it's a murder.
Speaker 1: I would not have called her up on my own
Speaker 1: podcasts and made myself look like an idiot.
Speaker 2: If I wouldn't see us, I wouldn't put it past you.
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Speaker 1: You can make it happen. We didn't.
Speaker 2: We didn't prepare this. It was just before the MIC's
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Speaker 1: Them yeah, I think we should tell the people here.
Speaker 2: We go something exciting happened in our podcast.
Speaker 1: Well it did. You've been listening to us for well
Speaker 1: over a year now, that's right.
Speaker 2: As you know, we've been hijacking the Kiss FM studios
Speaker 2: where we work for the last year while we've been
Speaker 2: doing this show. And after all this time of invading,
Speaker 2: our parents have finally decided to adopt us. We have
Speaker 2: now been signed as an AARN podcast partner with iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Where an I podcast.
Speaker 2: That's right, and so we've been signed, Bitch. It doesn't
Speaker 2: mean much to you, guys, but other than that, in
Speaker 2: fact that you're going to start here.
Speaker 1: Ads pop up.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the show occasionally, but if one
Speaker 2: of you assholes winges even once about that, I swear
Speaker 2: to God, I'm not a fucking charity. I've been doing
Speaker 2: the show for free for a year. If I've got
Speaker 2: the opportunity to make money off it, all this means encourage.
Speaker 1: It is that mommy and Daddy are now we're now
Speaker 1: making back, bitch. We're making right, We're making cash.
Speaker 2: But it's also a big boost for the show. If
Speaker 2: you listen to kids fmily you might even hear ads
Speaker 2: for our show throughout the day.
Speaker 1: What are our AD's gotta be.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We haven't gotten to that point. We've
Speaker 2: only just signed the contract. True, and so you'll also
Speaker 2: see our videos popping up on you know, the kids
Speaker 2: to cram all stuff like that. So it's exciting. We're
Speaker 2: now part of the furniture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are now legally contractually. We have to be
Speaker 1: careful what we say, otherwise we might be removed from
Speaker 1: the network.
Speaker 2: I know we're not just sneaking in and like using
Speaker 2: the studio after ours are actually a product of the business.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Mitchell, congratulations to you too. Cheez. We should have
Speaker 1: got we had Moi shand on for my birthday.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: It's exciting. Anyway, we should continue the show. Wait, we
Speaker 1: should check in with groundskeeper Jenna actually on location.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, we've even got theme music for her.
Speaker 2: Guys again on the road.
Speaker 1: She is on location, we should say.
Speaker 2: Usually Jenna is here in the studio with us every
Speaker 2: week is our third wheel, but this week it's her
Speaker 2: job trial. She could get a promotion after this. She's
Speaker 2: going to be our roving reporter today. So she's out
Speaker 2: on location. The first spot we've sent her to is
Speaker 2: Blacktown Drive in Cinemas Luxury in Western Sydney.
Speaker 1: I've actually been there on a date. Have you really
Speaker 1: had all?
Speaker 2: I've never spoke to him again, rightly so, Margot Robbie
Speaker 2: film can't even remember.
Speaker 1: Remember that he's still waiting at the front reception. Well
Speaker 1: we'll Mitch Creams return. Actually this came about from an
Speaker 1: Instagram live we did on Sunday Night, Jy Sunday Night.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from, but we were
Speaker 1: talking about news crosses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about well you and I were
Speaker 2: toying with the idea of doing the show from different locations.
Speaker 2: We would do a show from the Harbor Bridge, or
Speaker 2: we'd record our podcasts from I don't know, just some
Speaker 2: random spots. And then we were like, fuck that the
Speaker 2: studio has got airc on It' summer now in Australia,
Speaker 2: we'll send Jenna out on the road instead as a
Speaker 2: roving reporter.
Speaker 1: If it's a real funck place, She's like Jenna producer.
Speaker 1: Jenna's crossing to us now from a Bilgalo State FORESTO Jenna,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: So we were talking about how on those breakfast TV
Speaker 2: shows like Sunrise Today show or stuff like that. Their
Speaker 2: weather reporters just always appear in the most random location
Speaker 2: and it's just so normal. They're like, oh, Sam Mack
Speaker 2: is coming to us from a cherry picking farm. It's like,
Speaker 2: why so, we're just gonna give her random locations to
Speaker 2: go to every show if she's any good today, but
Speaker 2: like much less glamorous. Oh, Jenna's coming to us from
Speaker 2: a dumpster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's on zoom now there, Now it's connected a reporter,
Speaker 1: a producer. Jenna is officially on the let's just connect
Speaker 1: her through her. She there or not. She's got terrible
Speaker 1: Wi Fi. There she is. I'll check camera's not turned on. Jenna,
Speaker 1: turn your cam on and your microphone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: If this was the Arias, you'd be fired. She's so far,
Speaker 1: so good. This is crush. She's definitely in it, says
Speaker 1: camera and mic off.
Speaker 2: Jenna, turn your fucking ship on.
Speaker 1: We've got groundskeeper Jenna.
Speaker 2: There she is, she's arrived. Jenna, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm Blacktown driving cross to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's happening at the Blacktown drive in?
Speaker 1: You've got Darryl on screen. She's going to perform horses
Speaker 1: where we're actually. Funnily enough, Van's background jams w.
Speaker 2: So we've sent you to Blackdown Drive in Cinema and
Speaker 2: by pure coincidence, you're workplace is putting on an event
Speaker 2: that you would have been at anyway. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's so weird that. Wow, we're so good. Okay, so
Speaker 2: what's happening. You've got a virtual zoom appearance from Darryl
Speaker 2: Braithwaite Delta Deltas there.
Speaker 1: Geez from hosting the Arias with Me yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's like, who else is performing at this stupid event?
Speaker 1: It's not stupid, but oh guy Sebastian's brother. Yes, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Something that's that's really big with journalists are vox pops.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a vox pop is? I think
Speaker 1: you run to someone on the street and go, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, Jenna, you're live on Channel seven. Are
Speaker 1: you enjoying?
Speaker 2: Don't say channel seven? Don't lie it, okay, say hey.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jenna, No, no, go up to someone and
Speaker 1: they'll see us in the studio. Do a live cross, Jennet,
Speaker 1: go for it. I'm not doing a live cross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is your job trial for a potential promotion.
Speaker 2: Now full time our full time reporter.
Speaker 1: If you want to get the role, you'll do a
Speaker 1: quick foxpot with someone there. I forget about it, get
Speaker 1: rid of it all right, Thanks Jenna, appreciate it. Jenna Benson,
Speaker 1: our roving reporter on side of Blacktown RSL. Whatever the
Speaker 1: hell that is? Thank you, Jenna. And she's been cut,
Speaker 1: thank you?
Speaker 2: How embarrassing?
Speaker 1: That almost? Doesn't that make me feel bad for what
Speaker 1: we've done to her?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, we were going to tell her her next
Speaker 2: her next reporting location, her next assignment.
Speaker 1: Well, considering she was so happy to do it on
Speaker 1: the Instagram Live like we just mentioned. Yes, we said
Speaker 1: we'd do a show from the dumpster at the Lenglo
Speaker 1: State Forest.
Speaker 2: Yes, we were planning all sorts of unglamorous locations to
Speaker 2: send Jenna to as our roving reporter. And one of
Speaker 2: them that came up on Instagram Live last Sunday was
Speaker 2: a coffin, like an actual coffin. Yeah, and I said, okay, well,
Speaker 2: let's make this happen. Obviously I wanted to bury her,
Speaker 2: but no, she wasn't down for that. She'd rather do it.
Speaker 2: She's happy to be in the coffin. But it just
Speaker 2: has to be kind of hearings.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. Well, here's the thing. I made the
Speaker 1: call earlier in the day because we had to do
Speaker 1: it during work hours, and it just so happens that
Speaker 1: I was here in the studio recording. So I've made
Speaker 1: the call to the local.
Speaker 2: Casket maker coffin dealer shop. Yeah, coffin deal Yeah, you
Speaker 2: made some inquiries. We want to actually make this happen,
Speaker 2: maybe the last show of the year, Jenn, it can
Speaker 2: be in a coffin.
Speaker 1: Live from a coffin. Yeah. Yeah, So I actually have
Speaker 1: an update and I have a resolution.
Speaker 2: Yes, I am yet to hear the resolution. I was
Speaker 2: waiting for the update on the show today.
Speaker 1: You haven't heard it.
Speaker 2: I should say, this idea must sound so whack if
Speaker 2: someone wasn't watching our Instagram Live, because like I was thinking,
Speaker 2: is it one of those you had to be their thing?
Speaker 2: I think like everyone watching on Instagram Live was like
Speaker 2: caught up in the moment. Oh that's funny. How funny
Speaker 2: would it be if you've put her in a coffin?
Speaker 2: But new listeners are.
Speaker 1: Probably like, what the fuck are they doing? This is fat? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't have like the pool of people that watch
Speaker 1: Instagram Live is very small compared to the listeners of
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 2: Anyway, when we with it, I want to know what happened.
Speaker 2: You called the Coffin dealer.
Speaker 1: Shop, right, I called the Coffin Dealership a couple of
Speaker 1: hours ago before we started recording, and it went really well.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I have the audio. I'm going to roll
Speaker 1: it for you now. He was a lovely guy. He's
Speaker 1: very very apprehensive to start, but I win him over
Speaker 1: towards the end. This is me making a call to
Speaker 1: five Doc Coffins.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's what it's called it caring funeral,
Speaker 2: caring funerals.
Speaker 1: Well, he was very caring, and I promise I get
Speaker 1: a plug in, So let's roll the call. The audio
Speaker 1: from a call fam earlier today, Five Doc Coffins.
Speaker 5: Caring Funerals. Can I help you?
Speaker 1: Good? I is this? This is carrying funerals in five
Speaker 1: Doc that's right? Yeah, good.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 1: My name is Mitch how I. Actually I'm recording a
Speaker 1: podcast right now. We're doing a segment on the show,
Speaker 1: one of our co ho quiz question. Actually, we have
Speaker 1: been looking all around Australia and we're wondering if you
Speaker 1: guys would be maybe potentially open to contract if we'd
Speaker 1: get a coffin then plug the local business on the podcast.
Speaker 5: We could look at something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll local. So we're in Sydney. We actually
Speaker 1: record really close to five dogs, so we wanted to
Speaker 1: get one that was as close to us as possible
Speaker 1: to support local business.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I we'd be working with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah awesome. Well, essentially one of our co hosts. It
Speaker 1: comes from a fun place. She said that she loves
Speaker 1: our show so much she dedicates her life to the show.
Speaker 1: She'd even do the show from a coffin. So that's
Speaker 1: when we thought, well, let's get one and put it
Speaker 1: to the test and see if she'll actually do it
Speaker 1: from the govern you see.
Speaker 5: Yeah, contact, we'll be able to supply you want to
Speaker 5: help you.
Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be brilliant. A couple questions just to make
Speaker 1: sure everything's all good. Would she be able to breathe
Speaker 1: inside the coffin? Yes, so we wouldn't have to make
Speaker 1: any adjustments.
Speaker 5: No, No, the lids just sort of just sit on.
Speaker 5: It's plenty of your life. It's not it's not a
Speaker 5: rubber seal or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Great, great, okay, and considering we're not you know, using
Speaker 1: the coffin for its intended purpose. It could even just
Speaker 1: be a higher deal. We get it and we give
Speaker 1: it straight back. If it's a show one.
Speaker 5: You know, like like.
Speaker 1: A demo coffin, you know, like a can't dealer ship,
Speaker 1: like a demo, a used model.
Speaker 5: There's the options like that year that gives you the
Speaker 5: chance to maybe having a you know, a bit better
Speaker 5: type of one where the half the leak and open
Speaker 5: up it like a Dracula type one.
Speaker 1: Oh and you know what, she's very pale too, so
Speaker 1: that'll work. That'll be great, very dracula esque.
Speaker 5: I could send you see some pictures and then oh.
Speaker 1: I would I would love that, so we could get
Speaker 1: the coffin. We'll plug it hard, we get we get
Speaker 1: a lot of like at least one hundred thousand listens
Speaker 1: per day on our pitch, so you get a good
Speaker 1: amount of business and then I'll help you.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: What was your name?
Speaker 4: Adam?
Speaker 1: Adam? God? You're good? Adam? Now would it be easier
Speaker 1: for us to come to you or can we get
Speaker 1: it delivered here? And then how will it work?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 1: You are good? Okay, great, Well I've got and do
Speaker 1: you have colors? Or is it all sort of a bit,
Speaker 1: you know, sad dark line.
Speaker 5: We can choose the color.
Speaker 1: Great, Adam, my name's Mitch. I'll be in contact probably
Speaker 1: in the early next week.
Speaker 5: I can not problem.
Speaker 1: Adam. You're a bloody legend. Thank you so much. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it.
Speaker 5: You've got a real radio voice.
Speaker 1: Oh it helps that I've got the microphone. I think
Speaker 1: anyone speaking into this it sound like Ray Hadley, So
Speaker 1: it does it? Does there have you lifting for me? Mate?
Speaker 1: Old bait? Oh yeah, old bait. Ray? Oh god, Ray
Speaker 1: and Allen will be in the business for a coffin
Speaker 1: for themselves very soon. My god, the next generation is
Speaker 1: coming on up.
Speaker 5: A few people want to put him in, I think, so.
Speaker 1: I know, my god, that Kyle Sandaland's too bloody laugh and.
Speaker 5: Race Batler, I understand the battler's I'm a batler myself. Butler, Butler, No,
Speaker 5: how can you understand the battler when you're informing and dollar?
Speaker 1: I completely agree. Give us a rest, rape and the
Speaker 1: and the audience believing they eat it up.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I know when Kyle rating that was good?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that golden? That was golden? Well, my name is
Speaker 1: so I actually do the night show at Kiss FM.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I work with anyway, we'll talk. I'll
Speaker 1: give you a text next week. Okay, Adam, thanks buddy,
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Have a great day, so you mate.
Speaker 2: Okay, we have a lot to unpack here.
Speaker 1: He was so keen it will happen.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's willing to work with this. But he
Speaker 2: kept using the word higher because he realize that contra
Speaker 2: means that he provides the product and we provide the exposure.
Speaker 2: We don't pay shit, no, of course.
Speaker 1: But I sort of insinuated that he would be getting
Speaker 1: this coffin back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he said higher. And I'm like, in what
Speaker 2: scenario do people do coffin higher? You usually get buried
Speaker 2: in them?
Speaker 1: Is that not the point? True? Actually, you can't borrow
Speaker 1: a coffin stays in the earth.
Speaker 2: How do you give it back? Where do you put
Speaker 2: the person? After he done with the coffin?
Speaker 1: I've got his details, so I will I will make
Speaker 1: this happen. This can be my mission. But wasn't I good?
Speaker 1: Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Look, he actually didn't take much vincing. He agreed pretty
Speaker 2: early on in the call, which is why it's most
Speaker 2: confusing to me that you proceeded to lie and say
Speaker 2: that we get one hundred thousand list of the day.
Speaker 2: If he didn't need to lie, he already agreed.
Speaker 1: I got nervous why he'd already.
Speaker 2: He said, Yep, we can do that, we can work
Speaker 2: with that. You didn't even question it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to over deliver on the campaign.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, good to know that she won't suffocate in
Speaker 2: the coffin, because I wasn't down for an open casket.
Speaker 2: I think if Jenna's going to be doing the show
Speaker 2: live from a coffin, she's got to be in at
Speaker 2: lid close. In fact, I hope they bring it in.
Speaker 2: You know how they kind of wheel the coffin in
Speaker 2: on that weird stretch of bed thing. Yes, yes, ideally
Speaker 2: it would be brought into one of those Yeah, and
Speaker 2: we'd be able to lock it. And then we could
Speaker 2: push Jenna to a mystery location and she has no
Speaker 2: idea where she is in the building.
Speaker 1: Oh, then we opened the coffin and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, she goes, how the hell did I get
Speaker 1: to you know, Wollongong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we put her in the coffin. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: then okay, when you text him next week ask if
Speaker 2: we can borrow the hearse. I think we drive her somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you think that would they have
Speaker 1: a hearse?
Speaker 2: How else is he delivering the barst You're going to
Speaker 2: carry it over from five dogs in his torago?
Speaker 1: Ah? God, we did well with that one.
Speaker 2: Is she going to do the whole show with the coffin?
Speaker 1: Yes, the whole thing. She won't be able to get out.
Speaker 2: What do you think it's going to sound like in
Speaker 2: the coffin? Like it's going to have that hollow wooden sound.
Speaker 1: Her microphone will be muffled totally like this, I turn
Speaker 1: this mic on.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get under the desk.
Speaker 1: What number is it? Six? Ours are going cold? Three
Speaker 1: to one. Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 2: I'm in a coffin.
Speaker 1: Here we are the episode from a coffin producer, Jenna,
Speaker 1: How is it in there?
Speaker 2: It's it's very coostrophiing.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Jenna, I believe there's a there's a hand
Speaker 1: in there, so we've left a hand and a foot
Speaker 1: in there from the previous owner like person. There's stains
Speaker 1: on the wall to genera can see. How does it
Speaker 1: sound sound so convincing? Great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there'll be no trickery about it. She'll actually be
Speaker 2: in a coffin when we do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, all right, well last show the year. Get ready, guys, all.
Speaker 2: Right, good to know s to come. Well before we go, Well,
Speaker 2: believe you've got a talkback tings. You're gonna ruin my segment.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm gonna make this the best segment ever.
Speaker 2: You better be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is talkback things. You do this set up,
Speaker 1: I guess, Mitch.
Speaker 2: It's where I find little bits of gold on talkback
Speaker 2: radio because it's a world of its own that I
Speaker 2: feel a lot of our listeners don't really get amongst.
Speaker 2: So they're not familiar with the kind of bizarre magic
Speaker 2: that happens on talkback radio. Old made at the funeral home.
Speaker 2: He's fully aware, he listens.
Speaker 1: Oh, the moment I mentioned Ray Hadley, he do life
Speaker 1: bled into his vat exactly.
Speaker 2: He figured out he had something in common and you
Speaker 2: went from there exactly. But today you've found the audio
Speaker 2: I have, and.
Speaker 1: In fact it's a mystery edition.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a little bit I'm a little bit unsure
Speaker 2: of what you mean by that.
Speaker 1: No, the thing is, this is a piece of audio
Speaker 1: that is from an Australian radio station down in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Okay, three A Oh this is big. This is the
Speaker 2: first time we've ventured outside of two with them.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, very true. I haven't heard of these announcers before.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get the date. Hold on, wait there,
Speaker 1: I actually didn't get this.
Speaker 2: Okay, See, this wouldn't happen if it was me. Like
Speaker 2: I said, very good storytelling.
Speaker 1: You'll cut this out all right. Three AW News Talk
Speaker 1: six ' niney three in twenty and twelve. This is
Speaker 1: eight years ago, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Well, don't be withholding good information from me. Why is
Speaker 2: it only.
Speaker 1: Coming up now. Someone called through to the three AW
Speaker 1: program huh late at night? Someone that you admire very much, right,
Speaker 1: someone that you look up to, someone who's music you consume.
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coomb's Lady Gaga called three AW talkback radio to
Speaker 1: have a chat eight years ago, in twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Oh god, in twenty twelve, she would have been on
Speaker 2: the Born This Way ball correct on two. She could
Speaker 2: have been in an Australia.
Speaker 1: She was in Melbourne on this exact date. That's why
Speaker 1: your kidding. The mystery is open ended because it was
Speaker 1: never confirmed nor denied and the dates line up.
Speaker 2: Wow, So Lady Gaga was just sitting around in her
Speaker 2: hotel room on tour in twenty twelve. We're just tuning
Speaker 2: the old wireless found a station and it was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to have a yarn.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. No one knows if it's her because
Speaker 1: she never admits to being Lady Gaga. It's almost as
Speaker 1: if she wanted to call through to talk about how
Speaker 1: good Lady Gaga was without ever revealing that it was
Speaker 1: Lady Garda.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it sounds like something that we would do,
Speaker 2: like we oh, idea a da prank called the radio station.
Speaker 2: It would have been her and her makeup artist or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent, I have it here. Are you
Speaker 1: ready to roll the mystery talkback Thanks featuring Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you the audio better not disappoint because
Speaker 2: so far this is definitely a bit of gold on
Speaker 2: talkback radio that I haven't heard before.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna love it. I can't believe I haven't
Speaker 1: heard this. It'll blow you away, and I think out
Speaker 1: of anyone in the world, you'll be able to decipher
Speaker 1: if it is in fact. Stephanie Jima roster.
Speaker 2: That wasn't an I would have done the research. Uh, Stephanie, Joeanne,
Speaker 2: Angelina Geminint.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's roll the audio my jury, first edition of
Speaker 1: Talkback Teams. Let's go.
Speaker 4: It is thirteen to two Melbourne down three w and A,
Speaker 4: Birward and Bob. Please hold but right now, Stephanie of
Speaker 4: Richmond is here. Hello Stephanie, Hello, how are you? I'm good.
Speaker 4: I hope you're well.
Speaker 10: Yeah, aren't you? Guys? How's the ever.
Speaker 4: You guys?
Speaker 10: Hello?
Speaker 4: Yes, I just didn't catch the last part. Stephanie. How's
Speaker 4: the weather? Oh, the weather, that's fine, It's fine. Yes,
Speaker 4: I hope it's fine in Richmond. Well, it's it's a
Speaker 4: bit drizzly, it's cold, but we seem to be okay. Yes,
Speaker 4: what else do you want to say?
Speaker 10: I was at a concert on Saturday night. Yes, it
Speaker 10: was one of the best concerts that had been to
Speaker 10: Who was it, Lady Graco?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, of course. Everyone seems to just love it.
Speaker 4: The John Burns on Break from the Breakfast program said
Speaker 4: it was better than the first time he saw her.
Speaker 10: I was absolutely I was a speechless her shows her performance.
Speaker 10: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Yes, and how many costume changes were there. I don't
Speaker 4: know how she does it, though she must have a well,
Speaker 4: she has arrived with the whole team of people, hasn't
Speaker 4: she of course to help her do all.
Speaker 10: That stuffy But she does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's all right, Bye, Stephanie, Okay, bye, Now that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the audio.
Speaker 2: Okay. I'm not convinced either way. Either it's her trying
Speaker 2: to alter her voice to sound different, or it's someone
Speaker 2: who isn't her trying to sound like her, because there
Speaker 2: were glimpses of her voice, like it was the vocal
Speaker 2: right that I was like, oh, that's her, but the
Speaker 2: tone was not her at all.
Speaker 1: To add to the mystery, there was a full thread
Speaker 1: on three a W six nine three news talk page
Speaker 1: that has since been removed. Oh that I was only
Speaker 1: reading about a month ago when I found this audio.
Speaker 2: Okay, how did you find this audio?
Speaker 1: It was sent to me by contact.
Speaker 2: I can't reveal her, and they probably dis googled that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, dear lady Gaga, call the three a W
Speaker 1: open line. It's been viewed one hundred thousand times twenty
Speaker 1: twelve don't forget her voice would have sounded different in
Speaker 1: twenty twelve too. That was the start. That was the
Speaker 1: start of her career.
Speaker 2: No, no, I reckon twenty twelve she'd really developed that
Speaker 2: deep huskinness. She was a bit more baby and mouthy
Speaker 2: back in two thousand and eight when she first started.
Speaker 2: She'd been around for a while. In twenty twelve, Henna
Speaker 2: May says, the dates match up.
Speaker 1: I was there at the concert in Melbourne. That is
Speaker 1: her voice. Her voice is identical to when I saw
Speaker 1: her in concert.
Speaker 2: That's not identical to her voice, though. They can't just
Speaker 2: say that, oh, that's identical to her voice. No, we've
Speaker 2: all her at at Toobu. You don't have to be
Speaker 2: at the concert to hear.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's Lady Gaga or not? I don't
Speaker 1: care either way. I actually think it is her because
Speaker 1: I love the mental picture of her baked off her mind.
Speaker 1: She would have been with her makeup artistle you said
Speaker 1: in a hotel? Shall we just car the radio station?
Speaker 1: It's a terrible impression.
Speaker 2: God, I mean, I want to believe it's true, but
Speaker 2: I'm not. I think I think it's more likely some
Speaker 2: smart ass gay. It would have been someone like you
Speaker 2: or I. Yeah, it was like, let's go, let's call
Speaker 2: and pretend to be Lady Gaga calling a radio station.
Speaker 1: There when I podcast in twenty twelve, no one had
Speaker 1: any real reason other than to do it for their
Speaker 1: own amusement.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you realize this, but sometimes friends
Speaker 2: like to have fun together and not record it. Sometimes
Speaker 2: people just are funny and not for content purposes.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many prank calls I've done that
Speaker 2: I haven't recorded?
Speaker 1: Really? Oh my word, Actually I've been involved in. That's
Speaker 1: how this podcast started. I think we're driving back from
Speaker 1: down the coast with Ring Poppy.
Speaker 2: That's how Coughing Fit Chicken started. I was like, just
Speaker 2: called the radio station and just cough at them, And
Speaker 2: then I was like, why was that genius? We need
Speaker 2: to do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was ridiculous. Should we called three a W
Speaker 1: nine six three and ask Maybe the phone operator knows
Speaker 1: about it. Maybe it's a famous thing in the halls
Speaker 1: of three a W. It's Dot making a comeback, Yes,
Speaker 1: Dot returning for the second time this episode. What are
Speaker 1: you going to do?
Speaker 2: You're going to call them and ask about them? MI
Speaker 2: three just asked straight up.
Speaker 1: Yep, okay music, So.
Speaker 2: Here we go, sorr w.
Speaker 6: My name is dot dot.
Speaker 8: What did you want to chat about?
Speaker 1: Good question?
Speaker 6: I have just discovered YouTube.
Speaker 1: Uh and I look at the clip clips on nine
Speaker 1: of you and the and the page, and I've seen
Speaker 1: did Leady Gaga called the thraw three a W? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Hot nine? Lady Gaga called up the radio program years ago?
Speaker 8: Yes, well we believe, but how do I can't get
Speaker 8: my head?
Speaker 1: My grandchildren is a little gay grandchild. He loves loves lady.
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: It not happen.
Speaker 5: No, well we think it did.
Speaker 8: She was in town.
Speaker 2: It sounds exactly like her.
Speaker 1: And she called herself Stephanie.
Speaker 8: Well that's a real.
Speaker 1: Name, oh, Lady Gaga? Yes, but did she really call?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 9: Who knows?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Story?
Speaker 1: So the rumor in the building, So is it like
Speaker 1: a like a like a tale told in the building
Speaker 1: down there?
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 9: We do a lot of radio.
Speaker 1: Here in another day, another time.
Speaker 5: Yes, lovely to chat to you, unless you want to
Speaker 5: talk to Dennis.
Speaker 1: Put me on. No, I'm not sure I want to.
Speaker 2: Are you taking the mickey a little?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Lovely to chat to you.
Speaker 9: I haven't talked to a Dot before name?
Speaker 2: Okay, take care bye. Well she was the right bitch,
Speaker 2: wasn't she? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 2: I've never spoken would done before?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Absolute?
Speaker 3: Just got back?
Speaker 2: You're just trying to snitch on me?
Speaker 1: Just call back while I was bitching. That happened. I
Speaker 1: didn't do it with my hand. Somebody's going on in
Speaker 1: this studio. Everything's just stopped working a mystery. What just
Speaker 1: happened sounds creepy?
Speaker 2: Well they Well, I'll make bitch tips believes that it
Speaker 2: was Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: She went straight into it, knew exactly what Dot was
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: Well as if she's never spoken to someone called Dot.
Speaker 1: It's three eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know everyone's called Dot.
Speaker 1: And common John. How have you impressed my talkback things?
Speaker 1: How would you rated out of ten? Because I was
Speaker 1: impressed with it?
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a few categories that I can work around.
Speaker 2: The content itself, the audio ten out of ten, My
Speaker 2: level of intrigue ten out of ten. Your research rubbish?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I would take points off myself.
Speaker 2: This is just my own perfection. This is not like
Speaker 2: a criticism of you, per se, but it fucks me
Speaker 2: off so much that you don't use our wosh. You
Speaker 2: know the little sound effect that I used to top
Speaker 2: and tail every piece of audio I play. It's like
Speaker 2: a little bookend. Whenever we play.
Speaker 1: A ground here, it's like isolated.
Speaker 2: Find an old grab of mine and you'll see that.
Speaker 2: I put our bet at the little beep thing at
Speaker 2: the start and end, so that you know when it
Speaker 2: starts and when it finishes.
Speaker 1: Right, So we have.
Speaker 2: A right So I put the little but at the
Speaker 2: start and finish. You do not. It's just like a
Speaker 2: cold start, yes, And so the audio just kind of
Speaker 2: starts and then it finishes, and I don't know because
Speaker 2: we went through this whole process in our very first episode.
Speaker 2: I brought on these Wosh options and we settled that
Speaker 2: wash and you don't even fucking use.
Speaker 1: It selected it. So so you're mad that I just
Speaker 1: played it.
Speaker 4: Is thirteen to two Melbourne like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, had the because that's our It's like it's an identifier.
Speaker 2: It's part of our show's identity.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I've got the wosh here isolated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I put them in there in the first episode.
Speaker 2: They should all be there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true, it is so I could just play
Speaker 1: it and play the audio. If that would make you
Speaker 1: happier and get me to ten out of ten points, you.
Speaker 2: Would, actually, I feel like there's got to be an
Speaker 2: easy way, though, you're really going.
Speaker 1: To do yees Oh, here's the three.
Speaker 2: A W trick you like to click one and click
Speaker 2: the other really quickly.
Speaker 1: Here's a three a W call and let me put
Speaker 1: it on two different faders. Wait there, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here is the Lady Gaga three a W call.
Speaker 4: It is thirtey to two Melbourne time.
Speaker 2: Yes, did they give you a little countdown so you'll
Speaker 2: know when the grab's about to finish?
Speaker 9: Bye?
Speaker 4: Definitely take care.
Speaker 1: Beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was good.
Speaker 1: Actually, ten out of ten. What a brain power to
Speaker 1: be honest. I can't commit to that every week. My
Speaker 1: fat fingers are already exhausted.
Speaker 2: It's nice to get it off my chest, though it's
Speaker 2: always bothered me. I don't know if people listening to
Speaker 2: this episode have any future plans of listening back to
Speaker 2: old episodes, but please keep an ear out. I always
Speaker 2: put our woosh we as a team.
Speaker 1: Traded to as a family, the unit the listeners trying
Speaker 1: yeap very.
Speaker 2: True, and then you've just abandoned her and you don't
Speaker 2: ever bother to put her on your sound effect.
Speaker 1: That's a very busy week with our host of the
Speaker 1: fucking Arius in your break.
Speaker 2: I love that the isolated wosh is still there. We
Speaker 2: could do like a fake grab.
Speaker 1: Yeah we could.
Speaker 2: I'll be a news reporter. A podcast stunt gone wrong
Speaker 2: has ended a young woman's life. Twenty six year old
Speaker 2: Jenna Benson was broadcasting from within a coffin as part
Speaker 2: of a gag dared by her co hosts Mitchell Churi
Speaker 2: and Mitchell Coombs when she struggled to breathe and they
Speaker 2: thought she was kidding. She then perished. Here is the
Speaker 2: last moments as she struggled.
Speaker 1: For her she struggled for breath.
Speaker 2: Of course, absolutely shocking scenes. Let's go out of our
Speaker 2: political report. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we could.
Speaker 1: It's too lazy to do it.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 1: Ah very fun, aren't they love the wosh? It's a
Speaker 1: good wosh. Should for season three? Should we change up
Speaker 1: the wash?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not?
Speaker 1: We could? What is it? Sounds a fucking star trek
Speaker 1: thing up the spaceships crashing into the globe nor.
Speaker 2: Eric, No, I will not have this you you agreed
Speaker 2: to that woosh.
Speaker 1: As a special place in my heart, wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: absolutely supressing it? People are going to get confused.
Speaker 2: Would it wired their brains to think that that's a
Speaker 2: start and finish of an old piece of audio?
Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, Anyway, we're back next week, episode fifty one,
Speaker 1: and then it's the downward slope to the new year.
Speaker 1: We haven't worked out how many more episodes until where
Speaker 1: we're going to wrap up for season two, but we'll
Speaker 1: have an announcement on that soon.
Speaker 2: Well, I now have the next seven weeks of sleeping in. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't have to set my three forty five am
Speaker 2: alarm again until like mid January. Kyle and Jack you
Speaker 2: are on holiday, so I don't have to get up
Speaker 2: early anymore.
Speaker 1: So I've got all.
Speaker 2: I've got so much life in me, I can just
Speaker 2: power through.
Speaker 1: Are you going away? No bogen Gate Christmas? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: will be heading back home. We'll talk about that in
Speaker 1: the Christmas episode. We will be back. I just assume
Speaker 1: we're doing a Christmas episode, probably back next week.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Five star review if you don't mind,
Speaker 1: and if you want to join the secret Facebook group
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Speaker 2: That's right, the Facebook group Durant Idiots. You've got to
Speaker 2: answer the question to get in, though you don't get
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Speaker 1: Yes, you made one viral TikTok about in during idiots,
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Speaker 2: We don't let them unless they know the answer to
Speaker 2: the entry questions.
Speaker 1: So good lack crafty, all right, We will see you
Speaker 1: guys next week. Thanks for listening to Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Catch it by just me.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to add Brief. This is the secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. We hope to trick people out of listening,
Speaker 2: and this is the answer you need to get into
Speaker 2: the Facebook group. Yea, their question is what's the name
Speaker 2: of the secret segment? The answer is add brief and
Speaker 2: everyone else. We've got all these pending people and it
Speaker 2: says like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, let's go to one now. Someone said I just
Speaker 1: follow your TikTok.
Speaker 2: Well, then you're not getting in the growth, you don't
Speaker 2: count as a valued listener.
Speaker 1: Sorry, endurant idiots. The name endurant me idiots means that
Speaker 1: you are endurant enough you listen to the secret segment exactly,
Speaker 1: or someone here, what's the name add brief? They don't
Speaker 1: get the joke, they're just spelling add.
Speaker 2: Brief dumbass is Honestly, hey.
Speaker 1: This can often be like the crunchy chips at the
Speaker 1: bottom of a chip bag. That can be the best.
Speaker 1: At other times it could be the simply the worst.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally that it's usually garbage, Like we just
Speaker 2: come on weird tangents and talk shit. I liked was
Speaker 2: it last week when we called our parents?
Speaker 1: That was cute? Actually? Yeah, we got my parents and
Speaker 1: my sister. You know that.
Speaker 2: I for the very first time uploaded something from A
Speaker 2: to D Brief as an episode like highlights. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: it went up at its own standalone little pre was
Speaker 2: it us calling our parents? Because it was quite good?
Speaker 2: So that was something good that came.
Speaker 1: Out of ady debrief that made some people cry.
Speaker 2: It did, and it really showed off how different our
Speaker 2: parents are.
Speaker 1: There's one thing we've learned. If something works, let's do
Speaker 1: it until it's dead. So why don't we ring. Let's
Speaker 1: ring your sister.
Speaker 2: But then we have to call your sisters to show
Speaker 2: that how different the sisters are to each other.
Speaker 1: We called my sister last week, so avidles, so just
Speaker 1: take a mental mise it last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well in a nutshell, what are your siblings like?
Speaker 2: Are they different to you?
Speaker 1: Well, my sister's a cop, straight to the point, very funny.
Speaker 1: My older sister and we get along like a house
Speaker 1: on fire. She's very me than my younger sister. No,
Speaker 1: she's just cute to boot, very introverted, very smart and sensible. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the opposite of me in some ways.
Speaker 2: Well, me and my siblings, we couldn't be more polar
Speaker 2: opposites to each other in terms of like on the surface, Yes,
Speaker 2: because nicole's quite a you know, sensible, polite, very nice,
Speaker 2: well mannered family woman. Yes, she's got children married, yep,
Speaker 2: very wholesome as a house to look after a dog.
Speaker 2: And then my brother is a fucking dopey, straight trady
Speaker 2: that faces football and is always covered in dirt and
Speaker 2: has a bruise at least some spot in his body.
Speaker 2: Man of very few words like absolute Oka a bloke,
Speaker 2: and then there's me who's just a bloody efffescentt drunk.
Speaker 1: Puff exactly right.
Speaker 2: How do we all come from the same parents.
Speaker 1: I want to bring your sister then, out of those comparisons,
Speaker 1: I've met your sister.
Speaker 2: We're very similar in terms of sense of I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say the same jokes that I get last
Speaker 1: from from you, I got from her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she we have the same That's what That's
Speaker 2: what I meant when I said that, like on the
Speaker 2: surface we're very different from but where very personality wise,
Speaker 2: Mark Nicole and I that's ring Nicole.
Speaker 1: Sure, send me a number past the phone.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like the kids might be in bed.
Speaker 1: What are they called again, Jemimah? Now we're in Anna
Speaker 1: Moses and thank you.
Speaker 2: So I I wonder if they'll talk to me on
Speaker 2: the phone. I talked them on video chat a lot,
Speaker 2: but they have never I don't think I've thrown some
Speaker 2: on the phone.
Speaker 1: Before first or they like the Mormon kids that don't
Speaker 1: know what the phone is.
Speaker 2: They play ipatternship. Also, she does she hates phone calls.
Speaker 2: She did answer Hello is Mitchell and Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Hi, what's happening.
Speaker 9: You just reading bedtime stories?
Speaker 1: Well, don't let us stop, you continue, they are still awake.
Speaker 2: I was just saying I wasn't sure, but.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she's at a crash. What book you're
Speaker 1: reading him?
Speaker 2: I don't know. What's a book called?
Speaker 9: What's the book about? It's called find Out About Feelings?
Speaker 9: And on each page it talks about some kid and
Speaker 9: what they did that day, and then it's like, do
Speaker 9: you think they felt happy? You're sad, and you've got
Speaker 9: to lift the flap and choose the right expression for
Speaker 9: what they were feeling.
Speaker 2: It's actually quite helpful, am I one speaker? You were?
Speaker 9: But then I couldn't hear you because will be polite.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I was going to say
Speaker 2: hi to Noah.
Speaker 9: Noah un wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Hi, Noah, WHI are you going to Anna Pops for Christmas? What?
Speaker 2: I'll see you there.
Speaker 1: Christmas?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: How cute? I can't wait. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: I feel like you get him a better Christmas present now?
Speaker 2: And Noah, it's me, you know, so Noah, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: maybe it's time to get you some new shoes. I
Speaker 2: know that your current favorite pair I got you right,
Speaker 2: Do you have a new favorite color?
Speaker 9: Who?
Speaker 1: Blue?
Speaker 2: Who can do? What about Anna?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh I got to the bark.
Speaker 2: Uncle. Is that Anna saying nana?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought so yea not getting anything?
Speaker 1: Do they live in a westfield in a food court?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 1: Anna up? I'll forget about it. Hangouf family, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: I did not decide for any of that.
Speaker 8: You know, Sorry, they're climbing or I got no idea?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And put him to bed and cover wine?
Speaker 5: Drink?
Speaker 1: Oh, have an apple, juice? Lea something spiky blood sugar?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Have I couldn't do that with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fine, her life, she's happy. Yeah, No, they're not
Speaker 2: usually like that. They usually I can have a conversation
Speaker 2: with them. But even over the phone, I don't know
Speaker 2: what that was about.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm reading them a book? Is that read?
Speaker 2: I don't want to make wild and baseless claims about
Speaker 2: my sister's parenting, but it sounded like she doped them.
Speaker 2: They were just like in Unison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like someone was giving them a Chinese
Speaker 1: burn on their arm consistently for thirteen minutes. I'm not
Speaker 1: even convinced there was two of them there. It sounded
Speaker 1: like they were fourteen. Maybe she's secretly at the pub
Speaker 1: and she just went shit because she doesn't drink. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: how does she not drink and have that life? The
Speaker 1: only thing that to get me through parenthood?
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's going to be happy to see me.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: And I don't even have any babies to call prepare
Speaker 1: to see if mine.
Speaker 2: He's got It's like a thing every year that I
Speaker 2: get Noah and Anna the little kids size Converse shoes
Speaker 2: and they're so cute. I can't wait to go find
Speaker 2: new once for Christmas this year.
Speaker 1: And we've got hate and are in the Blenciaga store
Speaker 1: over the weekend because it was a sale, the only
Speaker 1: reason we can afford to go there, and they've got
Speaker 1: little mini Blenciaga shoes are like eight thousand dollars for babies.
Speaker 1: It's like their football grow in six months and they'll
Speaker 1: never be able to wear them again.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the waste.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I address my children exclusively and
Speaker 1: came out, Oh no, my brother's up to can you
Speaker 1: call him to as well? While we're at it? Are
Speaker 1: we going to call one of your siblings? We can
Speaker 1: call if you want.
Speaker 2: You know, it's only if you feel like it's actually
Speaker 2: gonna highlight how different there. You don't have to do
Speaker 2: you don't want to.
Speaker 1: My little sister will hate that we call her on
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh would she.
Speaker 1: Hate it, would not enjoy it at all.
Speaker 2: Oh, Mark's been on before, actually has been before when
Speaker 2: we did straight talk Yeah with Pether. So we've established
Speaker 2: that Nicole is wrangling her herd of children, trying to
Speaker 2: put into bed. Let's see what marks up to see
Speaker 2: if there's any stark difference.
Speaker 1: Probably a lake fishing on the spit. Put a girl
Speaker 1: on the spit, pa. Maybe Dutch would come back. What's
Speaker 1: something that he does?
Speaker 4: It's not available.
Speaker 2: It's probably the private numbers.
Speaker 8: Get an audio.
Speaker 6: Wiggins here, you popped into my apartment the other day
Speaker 6: to work on the brick work. Just say the brilliant job,
Speaker 6: the cooking and the ground fantastically done. Should say that, proud,
Speaker 6: thank you darling?
Speaker 2: Who Yeah, I love that. That's become dots like now
Speaker 2: a catchphrase.
Speaker 1: You're saying.
Speaker 2: Who questions that make no sense? How old are you?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: You can't speak to? Neil? You one more time? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go on, try again. I reckon. He wouldn't have answered
Speaker 2: because it's a private number.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: If you persist, he'll answer, Yeah, I probably think it's
Speaker 2: the FEDS. He's probably on the run, let's be honest,
Speaker 2: so he might be dodging the call on purpose. I'll
Speaker 2: just be me.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: I think we've exhauced the dot enough for one episode.
Speaker 10: More.
Speaker 2: He'll be like, oh, fuck, they called again, maybe should answer,
Speaker 2: And then the third time he'll go, ah, a better
Speaker 2: take it off to.
Speaker 1: Some girl that he found at the local pub. He's
Speaker 1: a gentleman.
Speaker 2: About time you answered. I said you'd answer on the
Speaker 2: third one. No, Mark, I'm calling from this studio or
Speaker 2: doing the podcast.
Speaker 1: Two I'm here as well, mate.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't worry, No, you just need to answer a question. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it's nothing bad. We just we're just checking in to
Speaker 2: see how different my siblings are to each other and myself.
Speaker 2: So we've already called Nicole and asked what she's up to.
Speaker 2: So what are you currently up to?
Speaker 4: Not much?
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for your time, right, I appreciate you coming.
Speaker 5: You want to know what I'm doing? Yeah, honest, watching
Speaker 5: some cricket on the TV From twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: What's the room?
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just google the result?
Speaker 8: Noah, I've saying it before. Not much on.
Speaker 1: So it's like when you go back and watch an
Speaker 1: episode of Friends, except it's a four hour game of cricket.
Speaker 8: It's a test match.
Speaker 5: It goes to five days.
Speaker 1: What day are you on?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: You going to make it to the end?
Speaker 8: I don't know how long do you reckon?
Speaker 1: It goes for five days? As in what is as in?
Speaker 2: What is a one day?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, like fucking six hours or something?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did I get that right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fuck doesn't even know. I just had to get that.
Speaker 2: But don't they have to do like don't they because
Speaker 2: it's the gentlemen's sport. They don't have halftime. They have
Speaker 2: lunch and and recess and ship.
Speaker 8: They do, yes, lunch and tea and ship like that.
Speaker 1: Jesus grow up. They would have been ball tampering in
Speaker 1: the in twenty twelve as well. They wouldn't given a ship.
Speaker 8: I'll get over it, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: It's the one reference I know and.
Speaker 2: I got anyway, who's winning the.
Speaker 1: Indies or the West, the West Indies or the North
Speaker 1: INDIESH yeah, that's North North Indies. They want those ashes.
Speaker 2: Do they have teams like the North Indy, the North
Speaker 2: Indy Mighty Ducks, or like the South Pakistan Slot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this was weird, or the Mumbai Monkeys.
Speaker 8: They do not the international teams. But then you have
Speaker 8: your competitions in India where they have the Mumbai whatever.
Speaker 1: You just say, monkeys by monkeys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I like the tristled and Tigers my team. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: enjoy Mitch. You and I are part of the Paramount
Speaker 1: of Puffs. Yeah I bet yeah, we are. Love a
Speaker 1: bit of ball tampering, all right, just joking. Thank you
Speaker 1: for coming on, buddy, We appreciate it.
Speaker 8: No, no, thank you for your time. It was buddy, unreal.
Speaker 2: Next time you get a call from a private number,
Speaker 2: just assume it's us.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, well, I will ring three times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew one card, all right, Markey, love you
Speaker 1: to work, Love you to work, Love you to bits.
Speaker 1: See buddy, he's gone, should quickly ring. Becky Cheery got
Speaker 1: the other one. Now she won't outs. I'm telling you now,
Speaker 1: Oh go on, I'll try. She'll know I'm recording. They
Speaker 1: all know that my radio shows on in nine minutes.
Speaker 2: I have to go, doesn't matter. I'll go on with
Speaker 2: you know, you're the one that wanted to call your sister.
Speaker 1: Sorry was the MICLM, she'll be freaking out going, who
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 8: Hi, it's Rach. Leave a message.
Speaker 1: That that's my other sister because Rachel didn't want to
Speaker 1: do her. Okay, that thuns that that's Becky doing Rachel's voicemail.
Speaker 1: Blessed a bit, So I do have to go. The
Speaker 1: radio show is on very soon. If you want to
Speaker 1: hear my sister Becky, go to the last week's episode
Speaker 1: and you can hear her chat. Great episode, see episode fifty.
Speaker 1: Want happy fifty of Darling and congratulations on signing.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, right back at you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: We're now on iHeart podcast. If there's an ad for
Speaker 1: you know, Australian eggs after this, Hey, I know we
Speaker 1: laughed at it a year ago, but it's making us
Speaker 1: money right now, so we'll take what we can get,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you back next week.
Speaker 1: So yeah,