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Speaker 3: It's been a big day.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two going dads.

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Speaker 1: I'm Matty Jay and I'm Ash.

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Speaker 2: This is a conversation that is all about parenting, the good.

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Speaker 2: So I bet you can't fucking wait to watch Laura dance.

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Speaker 2: Shit. Dad of the Year Ashton Wicks made what I

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Speaker 4: Okay, any time you getting frustrated with them, just close

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Speaker 1: It's awesome.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's incredible advice.

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Speaker 1: All day long. First of all, if my kid's having

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My thoughts on that.

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Speaker 2: I hate the fact that it just plays into that

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Speaker 2: Well? And if he does, I bet you he's there

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Speaker 1: With Joe Rogan. Yeah, anyone that's hanging out with Joe

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Speaker 1: Rogan ain't looking after their kids. Absolutely. First of all,

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Speaker 2: Totally, totally. I think, who has got the time? You're

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Speaker 1: Everything is extenssive. Task of the way is going to

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Speaker 2: It's also the conversation about gentle parenting when people are like,

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Speaker 2: Nothing gets done. I could be like, onlie, please put

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Speaker 1: Like nothing gets done, nothing happened unless you're like you

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you hate that video because I read the

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Speaker 2: It's not the fucking reality of parenting. Okay, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, Like that's fucking dribble. I know we said

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Speaker 2: It's all good for it. One lady did say, like,

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Speaker 2: It's telling us to not talk about kids pooh is

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: So Oscar's like toilet train now so, which is great

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Speaker 1: What's that? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So once I was doing a piss.

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Speaker 2: in piss and blood everywhere because I hit the head

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00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,960
Speaker 2: in the corner of the bar.

441
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:21,160
Speaker 1: That that is a great story. I can't believe you've

442
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,359
Speaker 1: never told me that before. When was that?

443
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,919
Speaker 2: That was when I was like twenty four, that's great.

444
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 2: I just like moved to Bondy and I was like,

445
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,320
Speaker 2: I love that having nights out back in year.

446
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

447
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 2: Four stitches, four stitches.

448
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild.

449
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was so confused.

450
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,520
Speaker 1: When I woke up, I bet we covered in pistol.

451
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 2: I was covered in piss. The thing was still flowing.

452
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 2: When I woke up, I came to it was still

453
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:46,880
Speaker 2: pumping out.

454
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 1: You could have died. Imagine that as your death story.

455
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 1: That would be so funny.

456
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 2: He went how he would have liked to have.

457
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: Gone, Yeah, really pushing out the sorry I'd interrupted anyway,

458
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 1: So Oscar is toilet train now, which is great except

459
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 1: for like he's got like sometimes you've got to sit

460
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 1: in there with him, and you've got to witness the crime,

461
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: witness the crime happening instead of just coming in ut

462
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,120
Speaker 1: in the aftermast it's cleaning up.

463
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 2: It's such a unique environment being in the same room

464
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 2: as someone else as they're like staring you in the

465
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 2: eyes as they're pushing out a massive shit. It's a

466
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 2: real bonding experience.

467
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: And when you hear it splash and they splashes up

468
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 1: on their bum.

469
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 2: Marley makes it. Marley makes me hold it. So makes

470
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 2: me hold her hands, just like hold my hands, hold

471
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 2: my hand, and I'm like, it's like she's you know,

472
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 2: in mid like exorcism. The demons are leaving her.

473
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: Body, pinching off a log land some cable. So yeah,

474
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: but he's obviously he stands up to wee because he's

475
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: the boy. Yes, which no one does that in your house,

476
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 1: does he have he's a little stool, but he doesn't

477
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 1: really necessarily need he can reach, but he's got a stool,

478
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 1: so the other day, he's come home from kindy and

479
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: he's got oh, he's always got to announce, he's got

480
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: a week away. He turned a light on for him

481
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: walk away. He does this thing and I hear this

482
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: fart right, it's like so long, and I was like,

483
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: first of all, proud of that one. He just went

484
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 1: quiet and I walked in and he hasn't really noticed.

485
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: He's still weing that he's diarrheared down his legs full like,

486
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: he just fully down his legs and he stood his

487
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 1: pants on around his ankles and it's built up a

488
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: puddle in the bottom of his dacks. And when he's

489
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: come to realize full meltdown, and I was like, you

490
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: got to cleaner. We had to throw the clothes out.

491
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 1: That was just so bad that we had to throw

492
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: the clothes out completely. But it got me thinking a

493
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: little bit like father, like some a couple of years ago.

494
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: So a couple of years ago, I went to Magi

495
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: Grant NRL. Shout out to Casey who I went with,

496
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: And it was the Friday night, the first night.

497
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: This isn't anyone who's not in Brisbane, and it's like there's.

498
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: All the games of Nral played in the Wednesday.

499
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: One of the biggest weekends of Rugby League of the

500
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 2: entire season.

501
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, biggest weekend for arrest.

502
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 2: And you could say that there's a couple of drinks

503
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: get drunk, a couple.

504
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 1: Of leisurely drinks get drunk. Anyway, it's the first night.

505
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

506
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: We're at sun Corps Stadium watching one of the games

507
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: and I thought I could sneak out a little fart.

508
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: Turns out it was on the flock and I leant

509
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: over to my mate and I said, I've just I've

510
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: just shipped myself and he was like, oh fuck. I

511
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 1: met sun Corps Stadium and I was like, shit, we're

512
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: staying at a hotel across the road. It's still quite

513
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 1: a walk.

514
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,719
Speaker 2: In that moment, were you thinking this is just like

515
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 2: a slight slip, a little splash.

516
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: Or you like, oh no, I think this is rock bottom.

517
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: The fact that I recalled the story as soon as

518
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: I saw a pool of shit in the bottom of

519
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: a pantsd He's sort of walking behind me. We're just

520
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: making tracks up to this hostel and he was like

521
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: is it bad? Is it bad? And like I was like,

522
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 1: crack the door for him to have a look, and

523
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: I've completely mud slid in these underpants and it was

524
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: like a pool at the bottom, and it's just trapped itself.

525
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: So what's happened is the splatter is actually stuck to

526
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 1: my butt cheeks to form the perfect carrying poo apparatus,

527
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 1: and I just had to ditch it all, toss it

528
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: in the bin somewhere on the way out. Let's get

529
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: on with my life.

530
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 2: How old are you at this point?

531
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: Oh? This is like three years ago. So I when

532
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: I saw Oscar standing there and I thought, this is it.

533
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: This is what they mean when they say like father,

534
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: like son.

535
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: Were you proud?

536
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I was like one day, son, me and

537
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: you're both gonna shit up.

538
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: We're going to magic around, have you I'm going to

539
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 2: I think I know the answer to this question. It's

540
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: not so much have you it's more okay? So yes,

541
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 2: lying to your children?

542
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep.

543
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: Have you told many lies to your kids at all?

544
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: Either to maybe get them to behave or to avoid

545
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: a meltdown?

546
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 1: So at the moment, So, my son turns four this week,

547
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: So for four years he has yet to have a

548
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 1: birthday party, because every birthday party we go to someone else's.

549
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm just telling him that that's also his birthday party.

550
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 2: What do you mean on his first birthday?

551
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: I've saved so much money. No, we just like to

552
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: small family things, but like not it's big who who

553
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: go to the big who has? And I just say

554
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: to Oscar and he's like, he's like, when's my party?

555
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: Like this, this is it. He's had about four or

556
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: five birthday parties.

557
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 2: This year, so he's very lucky.

558
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: He's a very lucky boy. It was funny because I

559
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: put like a little thing on my Instagram this week saying, hey,

560
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: what should I get this four year off his birthday?

561
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: One of our friends rode on their birthday party one.

562
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: At what point do you think you'll actually give him

563
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: a birthday party?

564
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: Well, originally we thought originally we thought we won't give

565
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: him one until he asked for one, But he asked

566
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: for one really early, so we threw that out of

567
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: the window. And now we're just we're just winging it

568
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: until he realizes, yeah.

569
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: Up until four it is quite ridiculous. Like we gave

570
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,719
Speaker 2: Marley a very extravagant birthday party at home.

571
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: It was I think it was homes.

572
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: There are at home, but we still, like, you know,

573
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: we had still do the Yeah, we had.

574
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: Like, did you have entertainment, like a child entertainer not

575
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: a stripper?

576
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: We did. I think, Well, Marley's aut to turn four

577
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 2: and she's really chomping on this idea of having a

578
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: fairy like she wants a fairy birthday.

579
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: Party, and that's pretty common for her girl.

580
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 2: We know we never had an entertainer, but I think

581
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: we went all out for the first birthday party, second, third, Yeah,

582
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: just like it was down the pub almost more a

583
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 2: place where the kids can run around and the parents

584
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: can have a drink. But now we've got the fourth.

585
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: Birthday after ours.

586
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you may get an invite.

587
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: You have to too far for us, Yeah yeah, all right,

588
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 1: Well the thing we're going to on Saturday, the Blue thing.

589
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: I told Oscar that's it's like that's a few birthday.

590
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: That's his birthday for anyone who's unfamiliar. Ash and I

591
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: both because Ash is an influencer gifts, say that we've

592
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: got an invite to a Blue premiere.

593
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: And Blue is going to be there.

594
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so Ash's.

595
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: Like birthday parties sort it.

596
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 2: That is it, But we might get the entertainer.

597
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: Speaking of entertainers for parties, children's parties specifically. We're at

598
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: the park. This is a little while ago. I'm talking

599
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: like two or three months ago, and it's one of

600
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: those parks where they have, you know, multiple parties at

601
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: once because great, okay, because then like kids join in

602
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: the big park and whatever. But we weren't there for

603
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: a party. We're just there at the park with some

604
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: friends and whatever. And all of a sudden, this guy

605
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: comes running out of the bush, full like head to

606
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: toe black with his eyes out like this. He was

607
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: meant to be a ninja. So someone was having a

608
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 1: ninja party.

609
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: Did you think to yourself, Fuck, I've got I've got

610
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: to rescue the kids here.

611
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: On my first instinct, he is there's some content in this,

612
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: don't worry about the kids. Somebody thinking the children anyway

613
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: comes over and then I didn't really realize. In one

614
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: hand he had a boom box and he starts like

615
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: full dancing, dancing, and I'm like what the fuck? And

616
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: like I was, it was like, oh, we have to

617
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: go home down like no, no, no, no, no, I

618
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: want to watch. I want to watch what happens. Anyway,

619
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: he's like playing these games, like full hostage games. It

620
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: was wild. He was tying them to the trees, tying

621
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: them to each other. And I filmed a bunch of it,

622
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: but I'm not allowed to produce it because the kids

623
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: are Yeah, of course, I don't just be a bunch

624
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: of blurry things walking around with this guy covered in

625
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: head to toe. It was honestly, like, like I said, like,

626
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: if you were looking from a distance, you'd be like.

627
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,719
Speaker 2: And he's making good money. He's what are you like,

628
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 2: You're paying at least like two hundred bucks right for

629
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: an entertainer for a couple of hours.

630
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,959
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it must be yeah, yeah, but like it

631
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: was never seen anything like it, And Oscar saw this

632
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: guy run past and was traumatized, petrified. Yeah, but then

633
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: when we saw him tied to the tree, I thought,

634
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: this guy's onto something.

635
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 2: I'd love it if it was actually someone who's abducting kids.

636
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 2: And he's just like, oh, it's an entertainer, and he's

637
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: like strangling kids and tying them up.

638
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: But like he was doing all the ninja moves. But

639
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: it just out of nowhere, comes out of the bush.

640
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable anyway, So I just told Oscar that was

641
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: his birthday, buddy. But yeah, look, I do lie to them.

642
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: That's one of the lies.

643
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everyone lies.

644
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: I think they're just like white harmless lies.

645
00:29:59,200 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

646
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: The that was a bit more depriving and fun and

647
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: probably meaningful.

648
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 2: As long as like, once he gets to like the

649
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: age of once he's at school, I think you need

650
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: to start having a birthday. I mean, not to tell

651
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 2: you how to parent ash, you know, but if he's like,

652
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: you know, you want a grade one, I'll have a

653
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: birthday party, right, yeah.

654
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: But it'd be like a piss up.

655
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, great, a couple of little

656
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 2: white lies. But I told a bigger lie to Marley

657
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: the other day because she does this thing where I

658
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: don't know if your kids ever did this, but to

659
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: comfort herself, she'll suck her thumb, put a finger in

660
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: her nose and then rubs her nose like this and

661
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: put a finger in the nose and rubs like that.

662
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: That's a hum Yeah. Yeah, I try to google to

663
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: see why she does it.

664
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: But did you get some weird things? That's so weird.

665
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's her comfort thing and if she if she's

666
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: going to sleep.

667
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: It's funny because my comfort things is, but she loves.

668
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: It, and no matter what we say, we're like, hey,

669
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: I don't pick your nose because if we're out and

670
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: about and she's getting tired and embarrasses, but she can't stop.

671
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: And then we try to tell hey, it's you know,

672
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: it's not good. You've got bad germs on your fingers

673
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 2: and stop doing.

674
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: That, which that's true.

675
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: Wouldn't listen, would true? This is the good stuff. And

676
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: then I thought, you know what, what's going to stop

677
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: her from doing this is just telling her a little lie.

678
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: So I said, if you keep picking your nose, you're

679
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: going to make your nostrils bigger and your brain's going

680
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: to fall out, so you better stop. Complex I was like,

681
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: and you know when you say something and you kind

682
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: of like you know, it was more a case of

683
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: like I could I could see it in her eyes

684
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: that she kind of like was piecing it together, and

685
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: she was.

686
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: Like, holy fuck, imagine if that happened.

687
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: And she like rip, and she's like, Daddy, I don't

688
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 2: want my brains to fall out. And I was like, well,

689
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: you better stop. And then she starts crying and I'm like, oh,

690
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 2: this is getting a bit.

691
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh she's like, oh shit, she got the visuals.

692
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: And Laura is like, what's wrong, and I'm like.

693
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: Don't tell her, don't tell her, don't tell her, don't

694
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: tell her.

695
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 2: My nose, my brain is going to fall out. And

696
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 2: Laura's like, what have you done? And I'm like, but look,

697
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: she's she's not doing it anymore.

698
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: It's worked, and she's just completely traumatized.

699
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's a little lie, right.

700
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're harmless like that. Honestly, that was

701
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: really creative of you, and I like it, thank you,

702
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: And I think Marley needs to take a good heart,

703
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: look at herself and realize that she took that the

704
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: wrong way, not on me, that it's on her, thank you,

705
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: thank you very much, and her sister should be backing

706
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: you up.

707
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 2: But I did a little call out on my socials

708
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 2: and asked the other good parents of this country what

709
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: lies have you told your kids? And I got a

710
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 2: lot of answers, a couple of beauties. I'm going to

711
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,239
Speaker 2: read a couple of you. Now.

712
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: I think, like we all do it, okay, there's always

713
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: that little lie you tell back to like what our

714
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: parents would have told us, being like don't sit too

715
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: close to the TV. Your eyes will go square. Lie

716
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: and then they wonder why we grow up to be liars.

717
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you've created.

718
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: You've created this person. You told me that lying is okay.

719
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: So now I lie on my taxes. I don't. It's

720
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: the at is listening again. Hashtag gifted. I don't lie

721
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: on my taxes. That's because I haven't done them.

722
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: I actually put the call out there on my social

723
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: media and I asked other parents, what lies have you

724
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: told your children? I've picked my top three.

725
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: Okay, lam on me.

726
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: So line number one tooth fairy doesn't work on the

727
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: weekends because the mom didn't have any any cash in

728
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: the hound.

729
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: Who has cash? What are they doing? Unless the kids

730
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: got payWave And so.

731
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: The daughter was like, hey, I'm like, I put my

732
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: tooth under the pillow because obviously she must have lost

733
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,959
Speaker 2: it before.

734
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: She's like, sorry, sweet, I'll put it through the pokes

735
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: last night. No, that's not a bad one. I think

736
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: a really innocent one. Was like, yeah, but they don't

737
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: to buy yourself time. I like it. I do like it.

738
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use it because I'm just going to tell

739
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: my kids that I'm just not going to let them

740
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: know that they get money. I'm just all about saving

741
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: money savvy, I'm not. I'm not judging cheapskatele.

742
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: Line number two. Every swear word you use kills an.

743
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: ELF that the kid uses. Yeah, which is bad because

744
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: there'd be so many dead elves in my house. You've

745
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: listened to previous episodes. I think we've worked out that

746
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: I have got no filter around my children.

747
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 2: Elf.

748
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: If no kids get toys this year, it's because of

749
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: my kids actually repeating me. And Macy hasn't even started

750
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: talking yet, so imagine what that's going to be.

751
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: Like Jesus, it's an aggressive lie. I think using death

752
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: is part of the liar is aggressive, but look, if

753
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 2: it works fine.

754
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: Death is part of life. They need to figure it

755
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: out sooner or later. I like it.

756
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 2: Christmas is a great catalyst for getting your kids to

757
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: behave and off the back of that, if you have

758
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 2: to say a few white lies Christmas and birthdays.

759
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: So like at the moment, his birthday coming up, but

760
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: he's obsessed with we wouldn't know. He doesn't know when

761
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: he was born, so he's just obsessed with band aids.

762
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: So this morning I was like, do you know if

763
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: you use too many band aids. I'm not going to

764
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: be able to afford to buy your toys for your birthday.

765
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: You'll have to just have band aids for your birthday.

766
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: Or we did that to get him out of nappies. Well,

767
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: we can't afford to buy your toys anymore because we've

768
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: got to buy your nappies. So for your.

769
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 2: Birthday, living is rising.

770
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: Ye, you're not brightthday, you'll get nappies. And he was

771
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: out of them nappy quick smart. I'm full of advice,

772
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: not just a pretty face.

773
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: This is my third line that I got submitted. Hey,

774
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 2: we may do, we may do moving forward. I've got

775
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 2: a lot of submissions. We might do little segment top three,

776
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: little recurring segment. But this is the third final.

777
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: Ye.

778
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 2: This dad told his sons that if they don't get dressed,

779
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: willy chickens will eat their private parts. It's like a

780
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: bin chicken, but instead of the garbage, they only like cock.

781
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: With the gay chickens. Look, that is probably effective.

782
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: It's quite traumatic.

783
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of that's a bit silly. Like

784
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: I think it depends how old your kids are. I

785
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: think if I said that to Oscar, he'd be like, what.

786
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: Which one's the willy chicken. Then you're like, oh, it's

787
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: that one over there, the cockatoo. Oh yeah, it.

788
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: Makes a lot of sense, makes total sense. That's very creative.

789
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: Like I said, there are a lot of creative lies

790
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: out there. That's a strange one. Really, we went really

791
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: dark there with the death and the chewing off all.

792
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 2: That's like nine percent of the lies that parents gave me,

793
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: either about death or like dicks.

794
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: All right, Matthew, So listening questions. We've got a long

795
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: list of listener questions, but we only have so much time.

796
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: If only we had you know, imagine we had five

797
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: episodes a week.

798
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: Of people would hate us. Me The other day when

799
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: I spoke to them, they're like, I just listened to

800
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: all the episodes. I'm like, we're probably sick in my

801
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: fucking voice. Yeah, like a little bit, don't blame you.

802
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: So look, five is a bit excessive, but we do

803
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: have a lot of listening.

804
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: Questions and we get so yeah, we're going to get two.

805
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: We only get two per episode, which I think at

806
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 1: the moments and half because there can be some heated

807
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: discussions about it. Hence the circumcision chat last week.

808
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kicked off on TikTok.

809
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: Of course it did, isn't it funny? People are just

810
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: like so loyal.

811
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 2: To their own, to their own.

812
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: In their own or their preference.

813
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 2: I made a joke on I think it was Instagram.

814
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: Actually I said, let's be honest, those who are circumcised

815
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: are superior, and people were like.

816
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: Owen classes, Matthew, we're all equal equality, penal equality, well

817
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: said what I'm all about? Thank you the teacher.

818
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: What do we got this week?

819
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: This week? First question is dummy or not too dummy?

820
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: Now there's no real extension on that, so let's just

821
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: go that. It's as a whole pun works. Yea far away,

822
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: I'll take it far away. What are you?

823
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 2: I am all about the dummy?

824
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: Elaborate?

825
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: So the dummy for us? Still, don't you fucking judge me?

826
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: Don't you sit there on your high horse and say still, yeah, look,

827
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: okay it is. We tried to.

828
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: Get rid of the dummy for who are we talking

829
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: about here? Okay, give us some more information.

830
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 2: So the dummy was for Marley only up until a

831
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: year ago. I think like Marley was using the dummy

832
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: for like every nap time, like to put him put

833
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,959
Speaker 2: them to sleep, but then two things.

834
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: Can you put your nipple in my mouth?

835
00:38:55,360 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: I tried. Look, Lord knows that I tried. Certain moments,

836
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 2: we've got the dummy off Marley, but for Lola, every

837
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: nap time she still has that. Midday nap still has

838
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 2: the dummy. Then she has the dummy when she goes

839
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: to bed at nighttime, even if we're in a long

840
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: car ride. Lola needs a dummy and has gotten to

841
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 2: the point where the lady at daycare because a few

842
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 2: times I've forgotten to put the dummy in the bag,

843
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: and when I picked her up, he goes, oh, she

844
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 2: had a really tough day because she didn't have the

845
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 2: dummy and she couldn't go to sleep. I probably should

846
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 2: stop that dummy. And she's getting pretty old now, and

847
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, do you judge me?

848
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: She should have pulled it out of Lola's mouth and

849
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: shut suck on that. Oh Jesus, wow.

850
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: Okay, we all know how you feel about early education teachers.

851
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: I love them to this. They listened to this, but

852
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 1: just like comments not needed.

853
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 2: We already know. I know I need to get her

854
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 2: off the dummy. I will do it, just not right now,

855
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: because every time we're like you know it takes four

856
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: nights or five nights. Once you get pike, first night,

857
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: second night awful. After that, you make it a progress.

858
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 2: But fucking's so busy that we just can't deal with

859
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 2: like a screaming baby until ten o'clock at nights.

860
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, sometimes you just need to sleep, Like I

861
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: get you do what works, right. It's like things that

862
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: like my kids sleep with right comforters, right, so comforting.

863
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,919
Speaker 1: You look at me and they're like that Oscar still

864
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: sleeps with like April's old breastpads. Yeah, like the washable one.

865
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: They've been washed a million times. They're not still used.

866
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 1: She's not leacing that I know, not interlactating, but yeah,

867
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: like I don't know, and like it's just a comfort thing, right,

868
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: He's just always had them. But yeah, the dummy is

869
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: annoying because it falls out right. Ah yeah, look for

870
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time, dummy is king. Like it's

871
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: great people that say like, oh no, I'm never gonna

872
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: let my kid have a dummy someone in their mouth,

873
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 1: and see how much better your fucking life is, right, But.

874
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Speaker 2: I do, I hear. I can feel the other parents

875
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 2: out there judging me. It's on our to do list,

876
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 2: will get lol up off.

877
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Speaker 1: The life gets in the way. It's not a big deal.

878
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: It's not that they're going to be like at school's

879
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: with a dummy in the mouth, maybe a different type

880
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: of dummy. My kids had dummies, both sleeping and sleeping whatever,

881
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: but I think at some point they just didn't want

882
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: them anymore, and like, we're really lucky. Some kids get

883
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: really attached to them, so it's like, yeah, you've got

884
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: to do these things. Thankfully we didn't have to do that.

885
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: But I'm not opposed to dummy. If I see Look,

886
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: if I see a seven year old with a dummy,

887
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, that's a bit old. But at

888
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: the same time, they could be busy people and I'm

889
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: not going to judge them. I just did, but I won't.

890
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: Ask the good question. And we will make this quick

891
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 2: because we're running out of time. Spoken to much. Favorite

892
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: show for your kids to watch.

893
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: Mine's more of a movie. Those who are listening may

894
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: be familiar, and Matt, I don't know if you are.

895
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 2: What's the name of it again, Sea Beast, Sea Beast.

896
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: So it's on Netflix cartoon it's animation. Yeah, it's animation,

897
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like a piority sort of theme,

898
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: but like, look, you have to go and watch it

899
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: because my kids love it. It's one of those shows

900
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: that you put on and they'll just go. You could

901
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: pretty much drive a bus pass them and they haven't noticed.

902
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: It's great.

903
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: I've never heard of it.

904
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: It's really good. And like every time a friend comes over,

905
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: he's one. So the other day I was at a

906
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: mate's house and his parents. My mate's parents live next door,

907
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: and they're what fifty whatever. We're watching Seabe's and I

908
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: haven't seen his parents because of COVID for like three

909
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: or four years.

910
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, You're like, I'll answer this really quickly,

911
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: and then like I just wanted to I just wanted

912
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: to explain, please please, the action of the.

913
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: So his dad comes over, his dad comes oup. I

914
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 1: guess gonna get really weird that his dad comes over

915
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: and he was like, hey, hey, you haven't seen you whatever.

916
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 1: Finally gets to meet my kids, haven't seen him so long,

917
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: and he's just distracted by the CBOs. What's it? I

918
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: was like, it's Seapce. He's like, what's that about? And

919
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: it just sits down. This is like a fifty year

920
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: old man this year or something. He's like, oh yeah,

921
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: and then after like ten or fifteen minutes, he's like,

922
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 1: all right, I'll see I'll like, I'll see you guys. Later.

923
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: He went out and watched it in the comfort of

924
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: his own home, and I saw it. He came over

925
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: later for a beer and he was like Sea Beast.

926
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: He was like, I just went home to watch Sea Beast.

927
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Wanted to watch it with my surround sound and the

928
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: whole bit. And I was like, oh, but it's not

929
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: the first time it's happened. Anyone that goes, what's this

930
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: kid watching Sea beats my friend?

931
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta jump on it because I'm in the

932
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: bloody slippy train.

933
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: Or you know, blippy shit on someone.

934
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the army.

935
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I wasn't in the army, was it or

936
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: was it?

937
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 2: I thought it was in the When I was in

938
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 2: the army, I was on his face, not his army

939
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 2: or Gabby's dollhouse.

940
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: Fucking has that weird guy talking. He's like, well, were you.

941
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: Mike got into these They build these like miniature like

942
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 2: imagine like a McDonald's, but they make it out of

943
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 2: like cardboard, like it's a little.

944
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: Like so much weird stuff out there, but they're making

945
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: millions about you to so.

946
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 2: I need to. I need to. I need to get

947
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: her off that. Otherwise, give Sea Beast to go, I will.

948
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: It might not be fair. Macy loves it.

949
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's Bluey.

950
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Blue is a good one. Shut up Pepper Pig.

951
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: My brother in law hates Pepper Pick gets a lot

952
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: of honey. Pepper picks a bitch, And I'm like, people

953
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: don't like her.

954
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 2: That's a pig they find they find it really rude. Yeah,

955
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: you find it really like obnoxious, rude to the parents

956
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 2: and apparently teach bad habits to young kids. A lot

957
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 2: of hate on on Pepper Pig. Yeah, I don't see

958
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: it myself.

959
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm fine.

960
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 2: I think I think people have been a little bit harsh,

961
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: but good watch out.

962
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys just look out for it, any

963
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: bitchiness from that tiny little cartoon pig. Yeah, you stay

964
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: safe out there and that. No, that is all the

965
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: time we have today. So again, thank you to all

966
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: the doting parents and non parents and even.

967
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 2: The non parents.

968
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: I mean, we can't heaps of people saying to me,

969
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't even have fucking kids. I'm like, Okay, yeah,

970
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, thank you, I guess. But like also,

971
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 1: like what that say about.

972
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: I mean it does about us. It does sound very arrogant, But.

973
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: I then we appeal to the masses.

974
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 2: Well said, We are getting a lot of people right

975
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 2: now because we always put the call out and say

976
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 2: every now and then, maybe like once a month. I think,

977
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 2: is that kind of the bonus EPs will do with

978
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Speaker 2: the guest everybody? Everyone, like the most number one suggested

979
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Speaker 2: Dad to get on the.

980
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 1: Podcast, Donald Trump, No, No, Blake might be a little bit. Yeah, look,

981
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: Hamish Blake come up a lot. So we're working on

982
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: fel free to DM here.

983
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: We are working on it. We have a contact that

984
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 2: we have harassed.

985
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: He's got a couple of cleaners that we have harassed.

986
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: Matt and I now own a cleaning company.

987
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: And we're doing our best to Infiltrateor's house.

988
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting there.

989
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 2: But we do have a bonus out. Maybe not next week,

990
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: the week after. He's a footy player.

991
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: I've got a couple of good ones coming up.

992
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: We'll tease, we won't say it is a mystery.

993
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Jared Hayne, straight from prisons.

994
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Speaker 2: Our's Long Bay. But if you have enjoyed this episode

995
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Speaker 2: or any episode, we would absolutely love it more than

996
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 2: anything else, more than I love my children. If you

997
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: would give us a review, don't don't give us a

998
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: private DM saying we like the podcast, because that's all

999
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Speaker 2: of the channels we've got to make a public Also

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Speaker 2: give us a follow both on two Dotting Dads on

1001
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 2: Instagram and also on Apple podcast. You got to follow

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Speaker 2: it so that episode gets right injected into your inbox

1003
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Speaker 2: every week on a Wednesday morning. And ash on that

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Speaker 2: note is some new beginnings.

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Speaker 1: New beginnings. Thank you guys for listening. Appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Cheers. Two Doting Dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

1007
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land