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Speaker 1: It's a women Woody podcast meanings. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour, it's time for believe

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Speaker 1: or not.

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Speaker 2: He's got some weird FACTI stores, some of them are real.

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Speaker 1: Some what sing a long Australia.

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Speaker 3: I think my favorite part was he's got some weird

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Speaker 3: facts and store as well done, well done? All right,

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Speaker 3: so you've got three things best of three Will versus Woody.

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Speaker 1: That's it. It's a new theme every single Monday. It

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Speaker 1: is a segment.

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Speaker 3: If it comes back again, we'll be back now. I'm

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Speaker 3: shuck it.

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Speaker 1: In your Australian. There's a new theme every single week.

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Speaker 1: Today it's Japanese.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying that we don't know it's a segment every week.

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Speaker 3: Yet it has to be successful the first time, the

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Speaker 3: first few times to be a segment. We've got strong

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Speaker 3: segments on this show, do we we do?

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Speaker 1: Don't we?

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Speaker 2: No, We've got some good bits, but I this is

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Speaker 2: this is up there with the best anyway. There's a

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Speaker 2: new theme every single week. Today it is Japanese inventions.

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Speaker 2: Some of these are real, some of these are fake.

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Speaker 2: This is best of three I gave you it before

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Speaker 2: the song. You've had a long time to think about it.

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Speaker 3: I actually stopped thinking about it at the moment it

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Speaker 3: came out of your mouth. I went and made a

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Speaker 3: cup of tea. So can you run me through it again?

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Speaker 1: Silly?

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Speaker 2: Silly played from you. You could have used your time,

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Speaker 2: all right. The Japanese invention, yeah, is toilet roll headband.

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Speaker 3: So I was in using toilet papers as a role

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Speaker 3: around your head.

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Speaker 2: No, it's a headband, yeah, with literally a toilet roll

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Speaker 2: attached to it.

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Speaker 1: So there's a toilet roll above your head. Pull the

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Speaker 1: toilet paper down.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's very different to what it sounded like. It

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Speaker 3: sounded like it was a headband made out of toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: Well, they call it a toilet toilet roll headband. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it is a toilet roll sitting on top of

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Speaker 2: a headband, normal headband.

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Speaker 1: Toilet power?

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Speaker 3: Is it sitting on top of the headband?

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Speaker 2: Used some sort of device to attach it to the headband, obviously, right?

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Speaker 3: And what's it?

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Speaker 1: What's what's the paper used for toilet paper? Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: it's used for a toilet You could blow your nose,

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Speaker 1: pull it down. Blow.

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Speaker 3: False, it's an invention.

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Speaker 1: You think that's false. You're incorrect.

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Speaker 2: That is true, and for evidence, they're my friend photo man.

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Speaker 1: All right, one one nil.

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Speaker 2: To me, this is very exciting for me as you

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Speaker 2: can imagine Australia. Okay, second one, here will the muscly

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Speaker 2: leg padded suit pant a suit pant that is padded

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Speaker 2: to make it look like you have a musclier leg

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Speaker 2: than you actually do.

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Speaker 3: Which would be handy for someone that you with rat legs?

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Speaker 1: How dare you but with ratty legs?

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Speaker 3: Would be an ideal invention for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of my legs, you know, I am.

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Speaker 3: Would we call them legs? I do? I?

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Speaker 1: Okay, the muscle leg padded suit pant. Is it a

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Speaker 1: real invention or it's made it up?

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Speaker 3: I think you made it up. And you've got rat

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Speaker 3: legs and you're looking for something you wish it was

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Speaker 3: an invention. You were sitting there, you were brainstorming, and

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Speaker 3: you were like, geez, what could I do with something

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Speaker 3: to pad out my rodent? Like shops? Okay, underneath my balm.

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Speaker 2: We're moving on, all right, we're moving on number three.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is what it comes down to Australia.

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Speaker 2: Where one all I mean I tell you what, don't

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Speaker 2: get more exciting five thousand dollars with the quiz up necks.

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Speaker 3: Which I'm very keen to get to.

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Speaker 1: So we ended on this. We ended on this, the

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Speaker 1: Miso soup ski suit.

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Speaker 3: Miso soup ski suit.

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Speaker 1: So Miso soup is in the lining of a ski suit,

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Speaker 1: warms the skier and then while they're skiing, have a

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Speaker 1: sip of meso where you're going down the mountain. The

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Speaker 1: Miso soup ski suit. Is it a real invention or

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Speaker 1: I have I just made it up?

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Speaker 3: I think you made it up.

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Speaker 1: Well, damn it, you'd be right.

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Speaker 3: Not a bad idea, that shocking, shocking idea. Honestly, I'd

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Speaker 3: buy it. Well obviously, yeah, I mean the Japanese. One

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Speaker 3: thing we give them is that they've got great ideas

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Speaker 3: there and they're efficient and their ideas actually make sense.

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Speaker 3: One thing we won't give you is any of those accolades.

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Speaker 3: My friend hear more of the boys on the Full

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Speaker 3: Show podcast. You know you want to