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Speaker 1: Jum Mission with Jonesy and Amanda. A question for you.

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Speaker 1: I've got two stories. Do you want to They're both

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Speaker 1: of a similar theme, so you can use your own adventaure.

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Speaker 1: Here's the headlines. Do I go down to the mine

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Speaker 1: or do I go across the water? Well? Woman gets

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Speaker 1: sepsis from wearing denim shorts or restless anal syndrome? Which

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Speaker 1: one do you want to start with? I'm going to

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Speaker 1: give them both to you. Can I have the mine

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Speaker 1: and the water? Which one do you want first? Though? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm going to go with the shorts. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. A woman has shared a

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Speaker 1: mortifying story of how a date when horribly wrong. She

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Speaker 1: got sepsis from wearing shorty shorts tiny denim shorts, booty

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Speaker 1: shorts they call them in America. She had no idea

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Speaker 1: that her uncomfortable shorts would cause her body to go

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Speaker 1: into sepsis after cutting into the skin. I must have

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Speaker 1: you got any pictures? Not? Oh yeah, here's a picture

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Speaker 1: of the shorts. You got a hand out? Oh here's

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Speaker 1: what happened. I meant that bad because she was on

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Speaker 1: a date and she was having so much fun. She

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Speaker 1: didn't think much of the wedgie that she keeps having

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Speaker 1: to pick out until she discovered later on that night

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Speaker 1: a bump on her bottom. Over the next few days,

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Speaker 1: it grew so much more painful her mother had to

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Speaker 1: rush her to the ear. You didn't see that on

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Speaker 1: that program, did you? And George Clooney cut the shorts off.

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Speaker 1: I'm going in So the high garment gave her more

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Speaker 1: than just a wedgie. She woke in agony, doctor's fear,

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Speaker 1: this is what about this? They'd have to cut off

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Speaker 1: some of her bottom that was infected. Goodness, And when

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Speaker 1: we're talking about the bottom, we're talking about the ridge,

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining the region beautiful, We're talking about the you know,

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Speaker 1: m crack, I think, aren't we how do you cut

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Speaker 1: the crack out? Well, that's well, I don't know. That's

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Speaker 1: why I haven't gone into medicine. She's made a full recovery,

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Speaker 1: she says, three years on, Oh goodness, three years afterwards,

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Speaker 1: and she's finally saying she's okay, and she's still with

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Speaker 1: the guy that date. So that's nice, isn't it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll look at him those shorts. She should have perhaps

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Speaker 1: won some wars some collots. She should have stuck to

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Speaker 1: her Bermuda shorts so we didn't have to see her

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Speaker 1: Bermuda triangle. Now let's get onto the next time. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Restless anal syndrome is a new, terrifying reason to fear COVID. Nineteen,

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Speaker 1: this man in Japan had COVID. He was sent home

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Speaker 1: from hospital because he was treated and was fine. He

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Speaker 1: goes home. I need to return to the hospital with

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Speaker 1: a strange ailment, he told doctors he felt and this

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Speaker 1: is medical. Don't blame me for the language. He had

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Speaker 1: deep anal discomfort. It made him constantly feel like he

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Speaker 1: had to go to the toilet. A colonoscopy showed that

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Speaker 1: there was nothing out of the ordinary. In the end,

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Speaker 1: they diagnosed him with a neurological ailment similar to restless

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Speaker 1: leg syndrome. Have you heard of that I have? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've actually had restlessly It's terrible. Yeah, so now you

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Speaker 1: can get restless anal syndrome. And so while this is

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Speaker 1: something new, the doctors have prescribed him a daily sedative

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Speaker 1: to stop his anal spasms. If there's an ad for

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Speaker 1: getting vaccinated, that's it. Be restless for travel, not in

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Speaker 1: your anus. What do you think Jeff Bezos is going on?

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and amanda'sation