WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: The Dummy Fairy & Matty J has been Objectified 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:01.880 Are you ready? 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.480 Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura burn. 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.600 Crady Your what our windows done? 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.559 My world risen the dust? Only good babzug all day. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:17.520 I don't much, but yeah I'm not our big get 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:21.160 and what I want it don't matter where This is 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:22.200 the pickup. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.959 Haafia Sappie. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.160 What anniversary Halloween? 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:27.480 I was gonna say Monday afternoon, but you know, it's 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:28.160 been a long day. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.080 Evidently longer. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.240 It's Prettykley and Laura ben and here. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.680 We are, welcome to Monday. Someone had a big weekend. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:37.479 I spent my weekend on the Gold Coast. Actually, I 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:39.640 spent my weekend at Movie World with the kids. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.800 I did see that I had a little bit of fomo. 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:44.560 You had fomo about me going to Movie World. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:47.320 Yeah, there's part of me that loves those roller coasters, 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.040 and you don't do it enough. I think as an adult, 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.000 if you don't have kids, you go once every like 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:51.680 eight years. 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.080 This is true. I've not been since I was a child. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.760 But although while we were there, we realized the last 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.280 time my husband had been to Movie World. So his 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:00.880 name's Matt Free when he doesn't know he was on 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:02.240 the Bachelor, A really long time ago. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.399 It's how we met. The last time he was at 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:05.000 Movie World. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.840 He was there on a single date with another girl 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.000 who was also from the Bachelor, at Tara Pavlovuch, and. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.800 You would have heard all about it third hand. Back 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:12.759 at the batchman, she. 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:14.720 Was like, I came here eight years ago on a 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.600 lovely single date. Then he pulled up a photo and 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:17.959 showed me. It was just a photo of him and 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.399 Tarret making out. It was so weird. The whole thing 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:20.919 was weird. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.440 I got the shittest dates on The Bachelor. You guys 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.920 all got good ones. Our whole salary, I think went 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.759 to like the Honey Badger, here's a batch. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.600 I played foot golf. That's true. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.640 You kick a soccer ball around a golf course if 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.959 you don't know what it is. That was my single date. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:39.559 I was like, cool, when does the chopper arrive? 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.000 I feel like forot golf isn't even a thing. They 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:42.760 just made it up. 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:44.480 It's not They were like, oh, the golf course is 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:45.200 actually booked out. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.400 I didn't have one very very cute thing that happened though, 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.920 when we were at Movie World, Like Marley's five and 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.760 she is at an age now where She's like found 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.240 her little brave person inside her, and she's like so 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.280 excited to go and do things that maybe a year 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.280 ago she would have been too scared to do. And 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.760 there is like quite big roller coaster there that's in 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.840 the kids section, and we've done a few kids activities 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.480 with Lola, my youngest, and Molly looked at this roller 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.760 coaster and she was like, Dad, I reckon, we should 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.000 go on that. And then her and her father went 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.040 on this roller coaster four times, like over and over 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.400 and over, and she was so excited. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.520 Not a single drop of fear in that kid. She 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.520 was just pumped to be there. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:21.320 Yeah, I miss that. 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.000 I don't know. I was like I would throw up 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.079 on that. I've lost. 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:25.560 You didn't do it, did you know? You were like, oh, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:26.760 I better stay with a small child. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:29.440 Here. I was on a train going around and round 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:31.760 on this tiny little train that went about three kulmeters 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.400 an hour, and Lola was like, this is my favorite. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:35.600 We did that three times. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.480 Hey, speaking of Lola, you have a pretty special visitor 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:41.000 coming to your house tonight. I hear I do, I do. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.560 Tonight is the big night in the Johnson household. A 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.760 fairy is visiting us. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.160 Oh, that's some ambiguous. It's ambiguous. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.880 I'll tell you all about it next. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:56.320 Now, something very big, very exciting is happening in the 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:57.519 Johnson household tonight. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:58.799 Oh please do tell me. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.200 No, you know, you know, and it just shows I 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:01.959 don't get out much. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.800 You're gonna have intimacy. No wrong night, No, that's wrong. 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:05.880 That's friend Thursday. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.480 Yes, that's a Monday. Who's doing it on a Monday? 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:09.280 Not you? 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:09.920 No? No, No. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.440 What is happening though, is I've spoken about it before. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:16.919 My youngest daughter, her name's Lola. She's four years old. Controversially, 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.200 Lola still has her dummy at nighttime. Now, I know 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.120 that there's going to be parents in the car across 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:26.040 the country who gasp at the audacity that a four 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:27.800 year old still has a dummy. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.240 I know, I know, she is actually pretty wild. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.120 I've tried so hard to take it off her, and 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.960 I don't want people to think that this is just 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.560 like a lame excuse. We did six weeks of no 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.920 Dummy last year, and it was literally the worst six 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.320 weeks of my entire life. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.960 That I caved and I gave it back to us. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.080 Everyone says they move on and they get past it 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.840 and they forget about it. She did not. She did. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.880 She's like an elephant. She never forgets. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.839 She had such a personality switch that she went from 0:03:54.880 --> 0:04:00.960 being this like happy, loving, kind little kid chucky doll, 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:03.800 literally like the devil spawn. She would just scream all 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.320 the time. And the thing is, and what I've realized 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:11.360 is it has always been her one and only thing 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:14.280 to soothe her. And for other parents that have you know, 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.640 little kids, they might have a pinky or a flannel 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.360 or a toy that they've had since they were born. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.039 That's like their thing that they carry around. And I 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.120 see so many four year olds who still have their 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.880 like favorite toy that they go to bed with at nighttime. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:31.640 Lola's never gotten attached to a toy. It's her dummy. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:33.960 She's at the point where she's like a dummy connoisseur. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.559 She'll see other kids in the park and she'd be like, hey, mom, 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:37.920 that's a nice dummy. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.000 She'll point them. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.680 Out, admiring the dummies from a distance. That's weird. If 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.919 you're old enough to be like checking out of the dummies, 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.239 you're too old to have the dummy. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.400 Yeah, she only has it at nighttime when she's going 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:48.919 to bed, and then we take it off her in 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.120 her sleep, so it's literally just to get her asleep. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.360 But we are at the point now where because she's 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.080 four years old, the dentist is like, you're out an age. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.440 It's got to go or it's gonna change her. 0:04:59.920 --> 0:05:03.719 H It's pretty intense. So what are you doing about this? 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.479 Because who's the visitor coming tonight? 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.080 The dummy Fairy. We're at dummy Fairy stage. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:11.839 And this has been a long process because unlike Christmas 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:16.279 or Easter, the other visitors have like very defined dates 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.919 when they arrive, the dummy Fairy is kind of like 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:19.520 the tooth Fairy. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.440 It's a little bit more ambiguous. Actually, no, the tooth 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.240 Fairy is pretty defined you she knows where she's coming. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.640 So the Dummy Fairy, for us, we haven't really known 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:28.320 when to set the day. And we led it up 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.159 to Lula a little bit and then on the weekend 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.719 she was like, Mum, I think the dummy Fairy should come. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.159 She's like, I'm ready, and so she was like in 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:36.840 four sleeps, so we've done the. 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:37.840 Four sleep to count down. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:41.160 Didn't sleep come from she just randomly made it up 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.159 So anyway, we got to the forll sleep mark. Last 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.880 night was her last night with the dummy. I laid 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.599 down next to her own bed and I gave it 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.119 to her and I said, oh, give it a big cuddle, 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.200 because this is going to be the last night. And 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.279 then we were talking about the dummy Fairy and I 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.479 explained to her that the dummy Fairy is the sister 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.440 of the tooth Fairy and oh they're related. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.159 They're related. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:00.279 Yeah, I didn't know that. 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:06.520 No surprising bunny family. What is it makes sizardry? So 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.719 the problem with the dummy Fairy, though, is that she 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:13.440 seems to provide different services at different families, because for 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.080 some families, what I've heard is that they plant the 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:19.599 dummy in the backyard and then lollipops grow in the garden. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:20.640 Seems excessive. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.640 Other families, I've heard the dummy Fairy comes, takes the dummies, 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.480 and then she takes it to her magical castle in 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.840 dummy fairy Land. So I kind of thought that maybe 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.080 our dummy Fairy would do a hybrid of the two. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:32.919 And so I laid down next to Lola. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:34.320 And I said, oh, you know, we're gonna put the 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:37.480 dummies outside tonight and then the dummy Fairy is gonna 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:41.080 come and she's gonna take the dummies and plant them 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.920 in the garden around the castle, and they're going to 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.040 turn into flowers. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:48.039 I feel like the dummy Fairy needs to wind it 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.479 back and stopping such an overchiever with the dummy Fairy, 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.800 just needs to do a quick exchange. 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.680 No planting, no growth. Yeah, went done really badly. Lola 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.680 burst out crying and she was like, you. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.880 Don't plant my dummies. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:00.800 She was so worried that the dummies were going to 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.520 end up in the dirt. So then I had to backtrack. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.320 We had to try and refigure that one out. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:07.880 You're like, Sack, she's not really gonna play just. 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.640 I just don't know how it's gonna go, because at 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.720 the end of the day she says she's ready for it. 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.800 But I think that we have some pretty horrible nights 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:15.560 ahead of us. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.680 I think you just need to set in stone now 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:20.680 that it's a dummy fairy rule, not your rule, that 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.800 once you've asked them to come, there's no retracting that offer. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.960 Like once it's so even if she's having a hard 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:27.840 time after it, it's like sorry, like you signed the 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.600 dummy contract. That's life. You've signed your life away. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.680 Long should I make a contract and get her to sign. 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.480 I would because it gives us something to understand that 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.000 there was an exchange here. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.560 It's a hard lesson in life. 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.320 Yeah, get it to sign over a superannuation and stuff 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:42.560 now to. 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.080 She will wake up in the morning with a present. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.600 So the dummy fairy leaves a present. So that's meant 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.960 to be the exchange for the dummies. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:50.680 Just make it nothing that can be put in your mouth. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:51.840 I'm just gonna go with the teddy. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:54.280 Oh well, let us know. I'm going to be thought 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.800 some prayers. I'm gonna be thinking about you. Guys. Set 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.640 up a little camera, try and catch to the dummy 0:07:58.640 --> 0:07:59.960 fairy if you can. That's what I'd like. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.040 I'll get some audios that will work better on radio. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.840 Hey, h well, it's been a very big week for 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:10.480 our very own Australian Sea like super singer songwriter Sea. Wow, 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.160 that was a lot of alliteration. I didn't even mean. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:12.960 To do chandelier. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:14.880 Yeah, I guess that was a different lead of it. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:15.640 I'm the same sound. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.280 I wasn't trying to make it a literation. I was 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.760 actually just trying to you know. Yeah, anyway, I'll sing 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:20.560 it for you everyone. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.440 Well, firstly, she this is not funny. She has filed 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.240 foot divorce from her husband, David. She's been married for 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:26.680 two years, but it just came out this week that 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:31.640 she's divorced. Secondly, the name of her child has been announced. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.120 I don't know if you've heard this, Laura, do you 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.320 know what Sea has named her tribe. 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.520 I did see this, and now I've forgotten. What was it? 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:43.679 Something terrible Somersault, wonder No, no Somersault like gymnastic move Somersault. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.959 You can't wonder one like wonder woman. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:49.240 It's funny because like I remember when Gwyneth Paltrow named 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.480 her Apple old as Apple and everyone thought that was 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.520 real wacky, and now Apple's just super standard. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:54.960 And then there's like you were Somersault. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:59.960 You'd be frothing if your name was Apple. Anyway, That's 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.480 not what I wanted to talk to you about. What 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:02.760 I wanted to talk to you about is like the 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:07.480 crazy rumors that celebrities have to face. Sea finally has 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.560 this week put one of her wildest rumors to bed. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:14.640 Have listen, what is the craziest rumor you've heard about 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:18.199 yourself that I was living in Beyonce's basement. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.080 So this bit of rumor that guy was like gollum, 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:28.800 he's doing the interview, very American, very energetic interviewer. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.520 But it's been going around since twenty fifteen that Sea 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.240 lived in Beyonce's basement. And I wouldn't have put this 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.439 roomor to bed either. I would love for people to think, 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.000 for eight years I've been living in with Beyonce. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.160 If anyone's going to have a nice basement, that's Beyonce, 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.640 like she's that's that's not a regular person's basement. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:43.840 But it could be a full apartment. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.760 Could you imagine it would be bigger than my house? 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.319 The rumors like, that's a good rumor. I was thinking 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:51.000 about Avril Levine, you know, the rumor that she's dead, 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.920 that she's been replaced by a fake woman that just 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:54.480 looks like her. 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:55.320 Yeah. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.640 Joanne mcdally did a whole podcast around the rumors. If 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.480 you don't she's a very funny Irish comedian, She did 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.640 a whole podcast series around the rumors that Avril Levine 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:05.880 is not really a living anymore. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:06.880 What my name is? 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:07.000 Is it? 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:07.400 Levine? 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:07.800 Levine? 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:09.920 Levine or she's yeah, she's I don't think she's definite. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.960 I don't and she's alive. It's the guy from Room 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:15.679 five or whatever it is, Adam Levine. 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.560 Is that wow? 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.600 I'm wow you had here first the name is Levine, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:25.000 and I'm starting that rumor because I don't know any 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.600 celebrities names. 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:29.560 The only rumor, sorry, just the way that you were 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.440 trying to really just about you know what I was 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:35.560 getting mixed up with Adam Levine. Also not shut up. 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.280 The only rumor that. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.959 I mean, I'm not a big enough celebrity for people 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:42.960 to make rumors about me. 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:43.800 I don't think anyone cares. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:45.920 You've got loads of rumors. What do I have? There's 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.040 a whole thread called Laura Burn's rumors. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.320 No, it's not meant that there was a rumor that 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.280 I was pregnant when I wasn't pregnant. That was a 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:56.520 really nice article to face. The other one was when 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.560 Matt and I first met. So I met my husband 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.520 on the Bachelor, and when we verys met, there was 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.640 a rumor that came out that we already knew each 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.480 other and that the whole thing was a setup, and 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.240 that that like it was orchestrated for me to win 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.319 the show, and that we were always going to be together, 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:10.800 like we had. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:14.240 A secret act. That's what came out, and that wasn't true. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.559 That comes out on every single Bachelor season. You guys 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:18.520 did make eyes in a sauna. You had seen each 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:19.840 other beforehand, and we are. 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.960 Still in contract, so like, that's why we're still together 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:22.640 and have two children. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.640 You have the ten year contract. The room that I 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.760 think about, which I use it to my advantage sometimes 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.440 and sometimes it was detrimental. But there was a rumor, 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:31.439 and it was on It. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:32.920 Was on Google. Wasn't a rumor? 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.600 Yes it was. It's not true. On Google, if you 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.240 typed in my name, the first article that would come 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.320 up with Britney Hockley's net worth and it said that 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.240 it was I was worth two hundred and seventy five 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:43.120 million dollars. 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:45.560 I don't know where this came from. I've known Britney 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:46.880 very well and have known her for a long time. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.480 I would just like to say that I know that 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.240 that is absolutely untrue. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.600 Nothing, not even close. But when I started dating my 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.960 filmce Ben, I know the first thing that you do, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.360 because I also do it, is google each other like, 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.400 when you start dating someone, you don't have to be 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:01.200 famous to do that. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:02.360 You know you do due. 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.600 Diligence, criminal records. I want to know everything. I want 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:06.839 to know what's been going on in. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.120 Your life one hundred percent. So I did my Google 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.120 on Ben his he lived overseas, and he did his 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.440 Google on me, and I knew. I was like, oh, no, 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.280 he thinks I'm loaded because we just like hooked up 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.280 for a weekend. I was like, he thinks I'm worth 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:21.520 so much money, And I wonder. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.160 He wanted to keep dating you after you guys had 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.000 one hangs and bangs. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.160 That's what I said. But we didn't have this conversation 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.400 for a couple of weeks and then I said to him, Hey, 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.319 I need to talk to you because he lives overseas 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.920 And He's like what, And I said, I think I've 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.839 realized why you're so interested in me, because I was 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.480 like in my head, I was like, this guy barely 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.600 knows me, he doesn't live in the country. Why is 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.840 he chasing me so hard? And I was like, he 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.560 thinks he's hit the jackpot. And I had to have 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.880 a conversation with him about like, I know you would 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:47.319 have googled me and you would have seen my net 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.199 worth and he's like, yeah, I absolutely did. And I said, well, 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.200 I like, I think that you're dating me for that 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.840 reason and I need to know that that's not true. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.000 I don't earn that money. And he goes Brittany, I 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.880 thought that for about twenty four hours until I saw 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:02.800 your apartment. He's like, he's like, I'm not with you 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.800 for your money. I hate to break to you. And 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:06.480 I was like, great, then we can continue on. It 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:07.160 was real love. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:08.760 Well, I'm very happy for you. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.000 Yeah, what not for the twhunred and seventy five minutes. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:12.079 No, I'm actually devastated with you. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.199 Now, Laura, you went away with your husband Matty day 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.360 on the weekend, which we saw on your Instagram. You 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.520 had a great photo shoot in a pool that I 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:21.800 did for photo shoot. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:21.959 In the pool. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.920 Well, the Daily Mail says otherwise. Now, this was an 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:27.160 article that was put into our group chat just for 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:27.840 a bit of a laugh. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:29.840 When we say it was put into our group chat, 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:31.880 you put this into our group chat. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.760 For a laugh. As I said, it was put into 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.480 the group chat by someone, by someone I don't even 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.960 wish to name myself. When I saw this, I did 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.600 have to have a good chuckle. I want to read 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:46.120 the headline. Bachelor star Manny J. Johnson leaves little to 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:50.080 the imagination in a racy poolside snap with wife Laura Burn. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:52.959 Do you want to explain to the people of Australia 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.240 what your racy poolside photo shoot was? 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:56.400 Can I just say so? 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.560 Marley, who's my oldest She took a photo of Matt 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:00.120 and I. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.720 We were just a racy photo. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.679 That's even more inappropriate. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.600 Like someone's got to do it, gotta make some money somewhere. No, 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:06.760 she took this photo. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.679 I was actually so surprised by her photography skills for 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.440 a five year old. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:11.920 I hate to break it to you. It's not that 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.800 it's not going to win a prize a photography for good. 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:16.800 It's the composition is great. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.480 I've given a camera like I've given my phone over 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.320 to a stranger on the street and they've taken ten 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:22.800 times worse photos than that. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:23.840 That was just a one click. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.120 I was increasingly impressed. 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.040 Okay, continue, okay, So I saw the photo in the 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:28.160 camera roll she took it. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.400 It was just Matt and I by the. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:35.000 Pool, embracing having a great time, not overly embracing. He's 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.120 just got one arm in the air. I've got one 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.480 on his lovely abs. I saw it in the camera 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:41.960 roll and I thought that's a great photo, and I 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.760 uploaded it anyway. I showed it to Max. I was like, 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:46.600 oh my god, look at this lovely photo of us. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.400 And also, when you go away as a family of 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.840 four with two little kids, you get so many photos 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.720 of your children, but there's no one to take photos 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.560 of the two of you, so it's always just selfies. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.720 And he looked at it and he was like, why 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.160 did you post that? I was like, what are we 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.600 talking about? He's like what, he goes, Look, I'm just 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.040 in my budget smugglers. He's like, it's a very package 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.720 heavy photo, is what we might describe it. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.560 I would not describe it as package heavy personally that 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.280