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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Happy Tuesday morning. It's three minutes past six.
Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Show number one, one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty four.
Speaker 3: We're still juniors here, really, maybies?
Speaker 2: Are we prep school in terms of breakfast shows in
Speaker 2: Melbourne kindergarten?
Speaker 3: Were preschool? Don't we? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sometimes on the show that is the mental age as
Speaker 2: well on today's show then five to Tuesdays waiting for
Speaker 2: you on five Tuesday this morning. We're also going to
Speaker 2: put a pair of tickets go and see Elton John
Speaker 2: live we announced yesterday coming over his final tour in
Speaker 2: Australia and New Zealand. Tickets down gone cell till next week.
Speaker 2: You can win them. Get hold of the way before
Speaker 2: anybody else with us this week. Also paying your bill
Speaker 2: hopefully in an hour's time only if you've gone to
Speaker 2: the Website's still plenty of time to get involved gold
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Speaker 2: arms with a load of brilliant emails that have come
Speaker 2: in over the weekend, and also after yesterday's show as well.
Speaker 2: You know, yesterday we're talking about PA announcement. When did
Speaker 2: you suddenly hear your name on a PA? Got a
Speaker 2: couple of twists on that as well. And I am
Speaker 2: doubling down on my commitment to fed Fast.
Speaker 4: Oh good, because Bianco was asking me about it last night. Actually,
Speaker 4: she said, why is Christian not doing good?
Speaker 3: Smashing it?
Speaker 2: Winning yesterday yesterday, five past six Tuesday morning, haven't had
Speaker 2: a drink yet today, already won today Sunday Sunday?
Speaker 3: But did that whole pass during.
Speaker 4: The first couple of days of Feedfast. So she actually
Speaker 4: asked me, is it off?
Speaker 3: Are we not doing it anymore?
Speaker 2: Listen, let's re wind Friday. We agreed the hall pass system.
Speaker 2: Two hall passes. I cashed in one Saturday, cashed in
Speaker 2: half of one Friday.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's half.
Speaker 4: Half?
Speaker 5: A couple of glances, see that's why I didn't.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, And then I was going to have another
Speaker 2: hall pass for this Friday for the big Dad's not
Speaker 2: out just tear a corner off. No, this is my
Speaker 2: commitment to fed Fast. I've canceled the Dad's night out.
Speaker 2: I'm not going I'm going to be doing a boost
Speaker 2: free now.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: So wait, you canceled the whole thing, so everybody else
Speaker 4: suffers as well.
Speaker 3: Welcome, I woke up.
Speaker 2: No, they can meet without me, so it's a bonus
Speaker 2: to be honest. I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna go out Friday night. I'm not going to. It's
Speaker 2: been a ranged for ages.
Speaker 4: All right, well done, But you're looking for a random
Speaker 4: applause here. When I thought that was.
Speaker 3: The I was hoping for. I was hoping for a
Speaker 3: bit more.
Speaker 5: Excellent.
Speaker 3: Good for you, thank you, as you're looking forward to
Speaker 3: that Friday night. I finally met five new buddies.
Speaker 2: You know how hard it is to move to a
Speaker 2: new city and tear all your friends and find just
Speaker 2: one body.
Speaker 3: But I've got five buddies.
Speaker 4: What are these dads at the school?
Speaker 3: No, they're just various guys. We've all met ands.
Speaker 4: Where are you meeting people?
Speaker 2: Just at the shops alleyways? I dance for cash. Private
Speaker 2: dance is what I'm called. If you can find me
Speaker 2: and you can hire me. I will dance for you anyway. Okay,
Speaker 2: so that's done. Okay, you're happy.
Speaker 4: Now nuck it in.
Speaker 3: Not getting no more passes for me, okay unless something
Speaker 3: I get some good news.
Speaker 2: Good news to me is a flying unicorn or southamp
Speaker 2: to my football team winning. Forget some good news. I'm
Speaker 2: allowed to break out that half a hole pass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 6: The rules.
Speaker 2: You do it your way right when I am doubling down.
Speaker 2: That's it now for the rest of this there's no
Speaker 2: booze from me.
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Speaker 2: So we are trying to come up with a name
Speaker 2: for this first hour the show, the secret hour, the
Speaker 2: hour that the boss never really bothers to listen to.
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of you that always hear the
Speaker 3: first hour of the show.
Speaker 2: Some of you listen after that, but you are the hardcore,
Speaker 2: long suffering listeners, even though we've only been in a
Speaker 2: couple of months.
Speaker 3: Sounds negative, but sometimes there are a few.
Speaker 2: It's a bit juicy lucy this hour, isn't it all right?
Speaker 2: Not that the rest of the show is polished in
Speaker 2: any way. Shape or farm. But this is even rougher
Speaker 2: than the rough bits after seven o'clock. So I think
Speaker 2: that you need looking after if you listen to this
Speaker 2: part of the show. Okay, you're the kind of secret
Speaker 2: show heroes. But I want to name for you if
Speaker 2: you listen to this, and we want to name for
Speaker 2: this hour because it's different. You know what it's like
Speaker 2: if you're up this time in the morning and you're
Speaker 2: on your way to work or on your way home
Speaker 2: from working all night.
Speaker 3: The world is asleep. Yeah, don't know about this time
Speaker 3: of the day. They just don't know what it's like.
Speaker 2: It's a very unusual and rare time of the day,
Speaker 2: this hour between now and seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: And it deserves a name. But what to call it?
Speaker 3: We're struggling, aren't we.
Speaker 4: Well, we got a long list, but nothing has jumped
Speaker 4: out at us.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have a we have a show. What's out?
Speaker 2: I meant those we have a long list that we
Speaker 2: start to kick around yesterday.
Speaker 3: Okay, well this one the Matt what are we? ABC?
Speaker 3: Good morning and welcome to the matinee hour. That was
Speaker 3: one of mine, Patsy's what about this the pre show show?
Speaker 4: Welcome to the pre.
Speaker 3: Show show on this morning's pre show show? What about
Speaker 3: the who came up with this one? No judgments hour?
Speaker 3: That's me, Jack, You're nobody on it? No judgments? What
Speaker 3: is this a teen show on Nickelodeon. There's always judgments
Speaker 3: on this show? What about this one? Yeah? Because we're
Speaker 3: a bit wild and crazy here and gold one oh
Speaker 3: four point three? Yeah, Ernie a f hour because it's
Speaker 3: as Earnie.
Speaker 1: Came up.
Speaker 2: I producing Bex because you know she's got a potty male.
Speaker 2: They didn't know that was you, Jack? Hang on, what
Speaker 2: about this old one?
Speaker 3: Hello? Hallmark Cards have written this one? This hour? It's
Speaker 3: just for us? Excuse me, I'm just going to vomit one.
Speaker 3: Who came up with?
Speaker 4: Who came up with just for US's pointing it.
Speaker 3: I didn't come up with just for us.
Speaker 2: I meant it in the WhatsApp sort of group mess
Speaker 2: about something else, so as in not broadcastable. I'd never
Speaker 2: call an hour just for us just for us with
Speaker 2: spring felt cows. This one must have taken ages for
Speaker 2: one of the teams to come up with the six
Speaker 2: a m.
Speaker 3: Cub. Good morning, Melbourne, It's time for the six am Club.
Speaker 4: So far as the front runner, though, what read?
Speaker 3: What about this the six fix?
Speaker 4: I like that six fix?
Speaker 7: Mind?
Speaker 3: What about this one? Christian O'Connell's Underground Hour, the Crack
Speaker 3: of torm Club.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't mind that, all right?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 2: What do you think we should call this hour? Nine
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three nine four one
Speaker 2: four one O four three. And remember, dear friends are
Speaker 2: listening right now. It's always just for us here on
Speaker 2: God one A four point three, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Just had a further look down this list of suggested
Speaker 2: waits to call this first hour of the show. And
Speaker 2: another stinker I saw down here as well. I don't
Speaker 2: know who come up with this private? Private is?
Speaker 4: That's me.
Speaker 3: There's no name on this. My thinking why it is
Speaker 3: feels like a ruble CD lap dancing club. Private Is.
Speaker 4: My theory was one of your favorite us and your
Speaker 4: private is one of your favorite songs?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 4: I thought we could be the Private Years hour. Oh
Speaker 4: it's just us.
Speaker 3: Oh, good morning, it's just for us. It's as early
Speaker 3: a f private is.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to line see what people are
Speaker 2: suggesting we call this first hour.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Graham, Yeah, good morning boys. Okay, Graham, thanks
Speaker 3: for calling the show. What do you think we should
Speaker 3: call the first hour of the show? What bother?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: Graham?
Speaker 2: Is that in terms of what do you sometimes think
Speaker 2: that before tuning into the show, as in why bother?
Speaker 6: Nah, it's just to work?
Speaker 2: Yep, that's that sums it up, all right, Graham. That's
Speaker 2: a good contender. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 3: You might have a good day. I love that one.
Speaker 3: Why bother?
Speaker 4: I feel it brings the energy down there, it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, words private is I'm powered up
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 3: Sarah, Good morning, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Sarah. You sound full of form this morning.
Speaker 2: What do you think we should call this hour?
Speaker 6: I think it's just the Lottery Losers hour? Being this
Speaker 6: journey if we were we were.
Speaker 4: Winners, the lottery losers our Okay, people who haven't yet
Speaker 4: won the lottery haven't yet.
Speaker 3: That's a positive way of phrasing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the lottery contenders then, yeah, all right, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Sarah, thanks for coding, and have.
Speaker 3: A good doe work. Lottery loser you all right? That's
Speaker 3: going to make and Geelong.
Speaker 7: Come on and Mick the Christian.
Speaker 3: I'm good. I hope you're well this morning as well. Buddy.
Speaker 3: What do you think we should call it?
Speaker 7: I like the the mere cats hour.
Speaker 4: The MiG catsur yeah, the raisin barn.
Speaker 7: The cats are up early, cracker door and ready to
Speaker 7: go to work. So that's what we're doing at the moment.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 2: But do we know that the mere cats are up early?
Speaker 2: If we went out to the zoo, are they up now? Well,
Speaker 2: all the other animals are asleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah they have Okay, we just have to trust you, Mike,
Speaker 4: because I mean the famous animal that's up early is
Speaker 4: the rooster. The rooster the lock cracker dawn. But the
Speaker 4: the worms up early?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you know I heard that phrase.
Speaker 4: Now the early bird gets the work.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it. The worm can well, but to get
Speaker 3: the worm, the one's also going to be up early too,
Speaker 3: Otherwise where he could be where's the work he's having?
Speaker 4: It makes more sense if the worms are sleep, because
Speaker 4: the gets up and goes God is sleeping.
Speaker 3: But where's the me.
Speaker 2: It's wide away having a coffee. He's a lottery loser,
Speaker 2: all right, Mick. It's a controversial one, but we thank
Speaker 2: you for it. Let's try Shane, Hey, gay man, there
Speaker 2: you go. Yeah, I'm good Shane, and thanks for calling
Speaker 2: the show. What do you think we should call this hour?
Speaker 7: Fool's Gold?
Speaker 2: Fool's Gold is a great one. Play that's very, very strong.
Speaker 2: That's the best one so far. Thanks a lot, Shane.
Speaker 2: All right, take care and let's try dazzer Darren.
Speaker 9: Oh, there you going.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good Darren. And Darren, what do you think
Speaker 3: you ready? Yeah? Go on hit me. Hey, let me
Speaker 3: get the fan fair down. I build it up for you, buddy.
Speaker 9: The hour.
Speaker 3: Can we live up to such a bidding legendary people?
Speaker 3: I know, I don't think so. I don't think I can.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can ever obtain into being a legend,
Speaker 2: you know, the barely legends, wannabe legends, failed legends.
Speaker 10: Well, you're come from a special, special breed.
Speaker 7: So it's.
Speaker 3: All right, Darren, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: As he feeds a tree in from the wood.
Speaker 3: All right, keep the coming nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three.
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Speaker 2: Anyone saw the texts that have been flying in a
Speaker 2: phone calls flowing about what we should call this part
Speaker 2: of the show, the sort of rabble between now and
Speaker 2: seven am. You know, sometimes we get texts that come in.
Speaker 2: This will be the Saints, every radio station I've had
Speaker 2: them before, and every single radio station I work out
Speaker 2: where maybe yesterday you sent us a text, and you've
Speaker 2: accidentally sent a text to me on the show today
Speaker 2: that is not meant for me? Or is this a
Speaker 2: great contender for what to call this part of the show?
Speaker 3: Why Dan? Why just that lone text came in the
Speaker 3: last five minutes? Why Dan? Why is that a mistake
Speaker 3: that you sent that obviously to Dan, but it's come
Speaker 3: to me? Does it sound good? Why Dann? Why? This
Speaker 3: morning on the show? All right? But right now.
Speaker 2: Is this.
Speaker 3: Day mystery?
Speaker 11: On this day?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: This morning, on this day mystery, Patsy has the key
Speaker 2: dates and all the information about what has happened on
Speaker 2: this day in mystery, Patsy break it down for us.
Speaker 5: Break it down. A couple of tidbits. First, an entree
Speaker 5: A few will boys.
Speaker 12: The very first moving picture peep show machine was patented,
Speaker 12: Sorry what you know in the old penny arcades where
Speaker 12: they had the peep shows.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't around then tell us what it was like,
Speaker 2: grandma penny Arkay, wait, so you put.
Speaker 3: What the butler saw the old there's a.
Speaker 12: Heap of the minute shooker in the historic part with Chucker.
Speaker 12: If you visit a chucky you put a.
Speaker 5: Penny in, what do you get? And you can see
Speaker 5: some Victorian ladies scantily clad.
Speaker 3: Would have been showing an ankle or something.
Speaker 5: No, a bit more than that. It was like the first.
Speaker 3: Victorian hashtag Victoria ankles.
Speaker 5: It was the first pornos of their time.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice to remember that, isn't it a little flashback plots?
Speaker 4: I remember it like yesterday?
Speaker 3: Oh they they'd be probably covering this today in school
Speaker 3: in history. Hey kids, you don't know how lucky you
Speaker 3: are again instant porn on your phones. It wasn't always
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 12: No, that was back in eighteen sixty one by a
Speaker 12: bloke called Samuel Goodall.
Speaker 3: Of course it would be a guy as well.
Speaker 12: The Rolling Stones were forced to change the lyrics to
Speaker 12: one of their massive songs.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it was? Because it was too racy.
Speaker 3: Swearing Let's spend the night together?
Speaker 5: Yes, it was Christian and do you know what? They
Speaker 5: changed it.
Speaker 2: Too, that's the stuff dinner together, Let's have a sandwich
Speaker 2: at my desk.
Speaker 12: They changed it to let's spend some time together for
Speaker 12: ITV appearance those TV edits.
Speaker 2: Of movies where instead of mother they use something else.
Speaker 2: Don't They just lamely dub it Let's spend some time together.
Speaker 12: It was too racy, and it was for the Ed
Speaker 12: Sullivan Show, although not on that day. But yeah, he
Speaker 12: always did that, didn't he didn't?
Speaker 5: Was it the doors? He also banned some of their
Speaker 5: lyrics when they appeared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, but that makes it sound like Ed
Speaker 4: Sullivan himself was going, Hey, guys, love to have you
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 3: But I think he was. Wasn't he.
Speaker 4: Person that worked at the network?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean even David Letterman.
Speaker 2: He apologized later on, but Bill bill Hicks's last performance
Speaker 2: on David Letterman show got cut because of the censors
Speaker 2: didn't want it going out, and Dave was aghast. It
Speaker 2: was his show. He actually ran the network, but they
Speaker 2: still he got overruled. And then years later, on the
Speaker 2: anniversary of Bill Hicks's death, he got Bill Hicks's mum
Speaker 2: on his show and Dave actually apologized to her that
Speaker 2: he didn't stand up and make more of a stand.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's amazing TV.
Speaker 4: Is that footage still did they delete the footage.
Speaker 2: Or is it Dave then screened it. That's great, I
Speaker 2: can find it on your YouTube.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go looking for that today. But today's
Speaker 5: on this day a mystery. We're looking for.
Speaker 12: Which massive, massive eighties hit released on this day had
Speaker 12: the song title at the end of it?
Speaker 5: Any clues.
Speaker 3: Eighties?
Speaker 4: This song titles sung at the end, So they go
Speaker 4: and this song is cold.
Speaker 3: And is it now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, an eighties song that says the song title right
Speaker 3: at the end.
Speaker 5: Right at the end.
Speaker 4: Does it say the song title in other places of
Speaker 4: the song, Yes.
Speaker 3: It ends with it as well. Okay, yes, all right,
Speaker 3: call it now? A few record one I guess nine
Speaker 3: four one four one O four three nine four one
Speaker 3: four one o four three.
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Speaker 2: still got around forty thousand dollars to spend on you?
Speaker 3: Paying your bills?
Speaker 2: This Day, Mystery on this day, all right, little recount
Speaker 2: from Patsy. Then you're trying to work out what the
Speaker 2: song is released on the day in history. Is it
Speaker 2: a single, pats.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's part of an album. But yes, the single
Speaker 12: was released this day back on Feb five, and it
Speaker 12: had the song title at the end of it was
Speaker 12: a massive, massive hit.
Speaker 2: All right, So it says their name and the song
Speaker 2: at the end of the song, Jacinta, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 2: how are you. I'm good to Cinta, and I hope
Speaker 2: you are. What's the song footlease, Patsy? Is it footloot?
Speaker 3: No at the end though it does. Is it the
Speaker 3: last thing? Or is that there's some music at the
Speaker 3: end the last thing?
Speaker 5: It ranked four sixty four music at the end? Yeah, no, sorry, not.
Speaker 3: Foots all right, Luis. Thanks, have a good day. Paul,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: Here are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Paul. What do you think the song is, mate?
Speaker 9: I think it's Pride by You.
Speaker 3: Too, brilliant song.
Speaker 7: No, it is very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great album, unforgetable, fire tough, lo Paul. Thanks for
Speaker 3: calling in.
Speaker 2: Diane, Hi, good morning Diane on the road already, Yes.
Speaker 7: I am, I'm on the road to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a good day. What do you think
Speaker 3: the song is?
Speaker 8: I think everybody wants through all the world.
Speaker 12: No, maybe we need to give another clue. Christian featured
Speaker 12: in the movie Feet.
Speaker 2: Hello, sorry, it's not the answer. That's just to so
Speaker 2: to ignore you and talk all over you. I'm back
Speaker 2: to radio school.
Speaker 4: It was a no from Pats.
Speaker 5: So it was on the Happy Feet soundtrack?
Speaker 3: Is it? Oh? Yeah, that really narrows it down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you ask any of us about the Happy Feet soundtrack.
Speaker 3: It was on the Is it the bonus? Make it
Speaker 3: too easy? Yeah? We're dealing with these right answers all
Speaker 3: day long. Now to to pot It's also on Full
Speaker 3: Metal Jacket. It's on the B side.
Speaker 5: Who's next on the.
Speaker 3: Hang on?
Speaker 2: Because that clue would have opened this wide up. Now chat,
Speaker 2: let me just get a winner on right now? Hey, Paul,
Speaker 2: what if the song.
Speaker 3: Is Now.
Speaker 10: I'll go with the Bonnie pla?
Speaker 3: Is that on the Happy fet Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 12: Sorry, it's on Rolling Stone's list of five hundred of
Speaker 12: the Greatest songs, So maybe.
Speaker 3: We could.
Speaker 4: My memory. Now, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: This is the song I Help her up? Kids? There
Speaker 3: we got pantsy Well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, Christian O'Connor's Dollar your Bills.
Speaker 2: Busy show today. Let's get straight into paying your bills.
Speaker 2: Just about a call one of you live only if
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Speaker 3: That is the place you need to go.
Speaker 2: Loads of you emailing me for the first time you
Speaker 2: saw my post this morning. Someone has actually now started
Speaker 2: sending me their actual bills.
Speaker 3: Thank you. It's always loaded hear.
Speaker 2: From you, But you must go to the website first
Speaker 2: of all, upload the bill you'd love to have me
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Speaker 4: Yes, you've been a grady boy, well generous boy.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm robbing hood, taking from the rich to give
Speaker 3: to you guys with your bills.
Speaker 2: Whom rich the management of the cross, the fatcatsquash for Margie,
Speaker 2: he saved.
Speaker 3: If you not get me that fire truck rip the truck.
Speaker 4: You're running at a total of eleven three hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty five dollars sixty one cents given out with thirty eight,
Speaker 4: six hundred and forty four or thirty nine remaining.
Speaker 2: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry to the website. All right, then
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: Tigan. Let's call her up. She's in Geelong. Let's call
Speaker 3: it Tigan. Now. If your phone starts to go, this
Speaker 3: is live. It's me I reckon if they don't pick
Speaker 3: up off the phone.
Speaker 6: Hello Tegan, Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yes, And who do you think this is?
Speaker 6: I am hoping Christian.
Speaker 3: It is Tiagan.
Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good?
Speaker 2: See you've got this house rates bill. Yes, that's correct,
Speaker 2: seven hundred and forty dollars and thirty cents. And you
Speaker 2: need them help with this because your poor little four
Speaker 2: year old girl broke her nose.
Speaker 6: She did, that's correct.
Speaker 11: How did the poor.
Speaker 3: Rangel do that? What happened?
Speaker 6: I wasn't actually there because I finally had a night out.
Speaker 6: I had a hint nut one of my good.
Speaker 3: Mates, not the babysitter, not the husband, ye, poor husband.
Speaker 6: He was at a family birthday catch up and was some.
Speaker 2: Kind of toddler fight club, a rough old catch up
Speaker 2: to put them in a little ring to toddler only
Speaker 2: one toddler can leave, so well.
Speaker 6: Look it all fairness by poor husband couldn't actually help it.
Speaker 6: Her shoe broke as she was running and she tripped
Speaker 6: over it and smashed her nose on the end of
Speaker 6: the great grandparents couch.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, blood everywhere, and she's to go and
Speaker 2: have like X rays and yeah.
Speaker 6: So they had to take her into emergency. But the
Speaker 6: public hospital, wait, that wasn't deemed an emergency. So they
Speaker 6: had to pay to go into the private emergency hospital here.
Speaker 6: And yeah, we had to pay to enter. And then
Speaker 6: after that we've had specialist appointments and all the.
Speaker 3: Bills that go with it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, And that's.
Speaker 3: Not deemed an emergency. A little for your girl that smashed.
Speaker 6: Up nose, No, because it's all just like than youll.
Speaker 3: Nothing pressive about kid with blood next time.
Speaker 4: I stuff like that all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: It's just a bit.
Speaker 2: Our poor little thing. And so and is she is
Speaker 2: she okay? If they had to reset it, can she breathe.
Speaker 6: The right well at this stage, it looks like it
Speaker 6: has fuse back into the right spot. Yep, So that's
Speaker 6: a good thing. They said, they'll just keep an eye
Speaker 6: on it at this stage, they don't have to rebreak
Speaker 6: it good, but they just have to just see monitor
Speaker 6: for a.
Speaker 2: Little bit, all right, So there's no more treatment need
Speaker 2: at the moment. In a moment, you've paid all the
Speaker 2: bills you need to correct, all right, So listen, we
Speaker 2: will pay off this seven hundred and forty dollars and
Speaker 2: thirty cents.
Speaker 3: We'll pay off your house rates beer.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: And we'll also chuck in another one hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: dollars so you can all go out for a nice
Speaker 3: dinner or lunch on us.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, let's actually round that up. Let's make it
Speaker 2: on hundred and sixty odd dollars because it's a seven
Speaker 2: hundred and forty at the moment. I don't like in
Speaker 2: a gular amount. So let's uh, that's that's that's up there,
Speaker 2: nine hundred dollars and thirty cents. There's nothing to get
Speaker 2: the thirty cents, Jack, Thank you for reminding me.
Speaker 3: All right, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I hope you lot daughter men's nicely okay, thank you,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: Thanks. I have a good day you too.
Speaker 2: See all right, see that it's as easy as that
Speaker 2: heads to the website go one A four to three
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three found out a fact at the weekend about John
Speaker 2: bon Jovi and Phil Collins. When I was taking our
Speaker 2: two lovely winners, Rick and Pam on the backstage tour
Speaker 2: before Friday.
Speaker 3: Night's opening night, Phil Collins at Amy. We were on
Speaker 3: where all the seats were on the pitch okay because
Speaker 3: obviously some bits of the stadium that were blacked out
Speaker 3: because you wouldn't be able to see Phil Collins age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they put like I think there's seven thousand
Speaker 2: seats on the pitch. And the guy doing the tour,
Speaker 2: lovely Irish guy. He tours with all the bands all
Speaker 2: over the world. He always does the Australian New Zealand
Speaker 2: there and I was guy called Max. He's actually back
Speaker 2: in two it's time with Eminem and anyway he was going.
Speaker 2: I was like, for some reason, I was like looking
Speaker 2: at the plan and there seemed to be like extra
Speaker 2: space that they could have crammed in more chairs and
Speaker 2: knew it.
Speaker 3: Was sold out, he said.
Speaker 2: Phil Collins always looks at seating plans for every single show.
Speaker 2: He's the last signature before they look it down.
Speaker 4: Right, And so what does he want this?
Speaker 2: He wants no, No, he doesn't want them all crammed in.
Speaker 2: He wants to obviously they're going to make sure there's
Speaker 2: bums on seats making away. He wants to make sure
Speaker 2: that people can actually see and move around easily.
Speaker 3: How poor wired of him, I know, isn't that nice?
Speaker 2: And then the guy Max said John bon Jovi is
Speaker 2: the same and then just walked off casually to carry
Speaker 2: on the tour, and I was left underwake of all
Speaker 2: this info, John bon jovis the same. They look at
Speaker 2: the seating plans. Can you imagine that? Actually that attention
Speaker 2: to detail. I think that's really cool. Where they still
Speaker 2: they alsously care about filling standis and making money, but
Speaker 2: they also care about are the fans getting banged for
Speaker 2: buck and how?
Speaker 4: But how much are they run through it with a
Speaker 4: fine toothed cone like this seat at the mcg row
Speaker 4: f a lot Tier three?
Speaker 3: Well get this?
Speaker 2: Then there were four guys in suits that stood out
Speaker 2: well I could see just walking around with clipboards. And
Speaker 2: now people over there they're like security, No, that's the accountants.
Speaker 3: Whole night.
Speaker 2: They'd be taking a note of everything and just checking
Speaker 2: everything else per the contracts and stuff like that, because
Speaker 2: it's all down two cents and dollars right, And they
Speaker 2: say with every band on Top Stones, apparently there's more
Speaker 2: than four people on that. I think Jagger Richard's all
Speaker 2: the band members have their own accountants as well, arguing
Speaker 2: with other band members accountant.
Speaker 3: Because there's so much money. It's millions per night for
Speaker 3: the Stones. Isn't that nuts? Oh? One final thing about
Speaker 3: the backstage tour.
Speaker 2: Phil collins code name whilst he was in Australia was Elvis.
Speaker 4: That's not very secret exactly.
Speaker 3: He picked him a famous name, so.
Speaker 4: That's what he checked into his hotelers.
Speaker 2: Yes, his code name cons is no and when he's
Speaker 2: on the move, like Elvis is on the moon right
Speaker 2: now before he turns up to Amy or wherever he
Speaker 2: was in Brisbane and stuff like that. And so when
Speaker 2: they were doing a backstage tour, I just suddenly saw
Speaker 2: this the guy we and look, we can have a
Speaker 2: quick look. He's about ten minutes away now he's just
Speaker 2: left his hotel John lookan.
Speaker 3: His dressing room. I was like, yeah, I love to
Speaker 3: and I said, there's a great sign on it. I said.
Speaker 3: Elvis was, Oh, that's his code, and I went, but
Speaker 3: it's more famous name than Phil Collins, the world's worst
Speaker 3: code name, Elvis. It's going to attract more attention at
Speaker 3: the hotel of the Standard. Guess who we had over
Speaker 3: the weekend. Elvis, he's alive.
Speaker 4: It's actually a bit arrogant to feel, isn't it. I mean,
Speaker 4: he's Phil Collins, he's big, but he's not the King.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, you said this.
Speaker 4: In nineteen ninety three, Russian scientists unfilled a giant mirror
Speaker 4: in orbit that flushed a beam of sunlight across Europe
Speaker 4: during the night. Why so, they were trying to invent
Speaker 4: a way to have longer daylight hours.
Speaker 2: Email from a listener called Jamie Phillips Christian, pretty sure
Speaker 2: this satellite mirror thing spoke about yesterday in the show
Speaker 2: is actually part of the plot of the James Bond
Speaker 2: movie Die Another Day. Has Jackie boy been getting a
Speaker 2: little bit tired again on the weekend and confused a
Speaker 2: film for reality. I'm now looking at the plot of
Speaker 2: James Bond's movie Die Another Day.
Speaker 3: First of all, let's hear what jack said again.
Speaker 4: In nineteen ninety three, Russian scientists unfilled a giant mirror
Speaker 4: in orbit that flushed a beam of sunlight across Europe
Speaker 4: during the night. Why so they were trying to invent
Speaker 4: a way to have longer daylight hours.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to read now from the plot of
Speaker 2: Die Another Day that also came out in nineteen ninety three, Grace,
Speaker 2: the baddie of the movie, unveils a new orbital mirror satellite, Icarus,
Speaker 2: which is able to focus solar energy on small areas
Speaker 2: and provide year round sunshine for crop development.
Speaker 4: Time out. I got that information from a reputable site,
Speaker 4: and then I thought I confirmed it from another reputable site.
Speaker 4: So this is what I'm reading. When the satellite was
Speaker 4: deployed the night of February four, nineteen ninety three, directed
Speaker 4: a beam of sunlight about two or three times as
Speaker 4: bright as the moon and two and a half miles
Speaker 4: why down on Earth, I think the mirror is real.
Speaker 3: Who knows or to know?
Speaker 2: Is they also used it in Dieing Other Day, the
Speaker 2: movie with the rubbish myself.
Speaker 4: Now, maybe you could be right.
Speaker 3: Both could be right?
Speaker 4: Would they both come out in nineteen ninety three?
Speaker 3: It's for strange, isn't it okay?
Speaker 4: Put a pause on that before you tell anyone that fact.
Speaker 4: Let me research you can across raffers. Come back tomorrow, give.
Speaker 2: Us twenty four hours. Going to look into this. The
Speaker 2: next twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: Time for this week's five Toby Tuesday. This is our
Speaker 3: worksound well.
Speaker 2: Thus other radio stations are told to dumb it down
Speaker 2: for you, and that you can't handle more than one
Speaker 2: thought per break a link this time of the day,
Speaker 2: we prove that they are wrong. You are way smarter
Speaker 2: than any other listener that tunes into any other radio show.
Speaker 2: We get so many brilliant calls. I still keep thinking
Speaker 2: about the guy Friday we spoke to. Remember, we're talking
Speaker 2: about pen pals.
Speaker 3: Who'd have known when I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking to guy who, twenty years later is still in
Speaker 2: some kind of I gotta be honest, strange pen power relationship.
Speaker 3: Interesting is a better word, it's not strange interestinct.
Speaker 2: Pen power relationship with one of the cast members of
Speaker 2: Jurassic Park, the original one.
Speaker 3: From the nineties.
Speaker 2: He's now married as well, and I don't think it's no,
Speaker 2: but I think he'd like to be. No, he didn't
Speaker 2: say that, but I think his wife arms distance is
Speaker 2: ours why he said he has to have that relationship.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so.
Speaker 2: We run five phone in topics at the same time.
Speaker 2: If you've got anything for any of these as always give.
Speaker 2: We love getting your stories. You're the stars of this
Speaker 2: feature every single week. Phone number is nine four one
Speaker 2: four one four three. So here are the five topics
Speaker 2: this morning. I'm expecting so many great stories on this one.
Speaker 2: Why were you grounded? If you were grounded, maybe you
Speaker 2: got grounded a couple of times, maybe you're that kid,
Speaker 2: or maybe this's that one thing you did where you
Speaker 2: were grounded. It's come on the back of us chatting
Speaker 2: to someone yesterday about when you suddenly heard your name
Speaker 2: being called over a PA system and this mum called
Speaker 2: in so and it wasn't my name, as my daughter's name.
Speaker 2: She was supposed to be at school. I was shopping
Speaker 2: in a shopping center. I heard her name being called
Speaker 2: because she'd lost her wallet. She obviously got grounded. Why
Speaker 2: were you grounded? Nine four one O four three? Who
Speaker 2: did you back into? Patsy told us an amazing story.
Speaker 2: We acd to Cox, her coch Her coachs it took
Speaker 2: us three and a half five hours to get the
Speaker 2: story out of her.
Speaker 3: Half nine. We finally got it in just a little
Speaker 3: the curtain fell.
Speaker 2: On yesterday's show, Patsy admitted that she and not just
Speaker 2: that drove off after doing it twice, reversed into her
Speaker 2: Chris At, her husband's boss at the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I just tapped it. I really didn't
Speaker 5: think that's why I didn't get out, because it was just.
Speaker 2: Like you tapped it the second time and then just
Speaker 2: make sure and then a cheeky little tapped. So who
Speaker 2: did you back into with your car? What have you
Speaker 2: found in food? Storing the paper today about hand grenade
Speaker 2: being founded in some spotatoes, this is incredible.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't think we get anything like that.
Speaker 3: But what have you found in food?
Speaker 2: If you saw Phil Collins of the Weekend, Phil obviously
Speaker 2: the star, as was his son, seventeen year old drumming Sensation.
Speaker 3: On a world tour with this old man.
Speaker 2: If you're going to drum with Phil Collins and sat
Speaker 2: in front of you singing, you need to be world class.
Speaker 2: If you're a son, you need to almost better than that.
Speaker 2: The pressure's on. But all around the world just smashing it,
Speaker 2: everyone raving about how great he was on Friday and Saturday?
Speaker 3: Were you a child prodigy?
Speaker 2: Were you going to be the next big thing back
Speaker 2: in the I'm looking for child prodigies this morning. And finally,
Speaker 2: if we get just one called on this, I'll be
Speaker 2: over the moon. Have you ever bought anything of someone famous?
Speaker 2: And I don't obviously mean just obviously Chris Henworth, a
Speaker 2: listers A listeners right through to the other end. Ye
Speaker 2: all right, So there's your five most entertaining call. We
Speaker 2: get you on the next hour. I'll give you tickets
Speaker 2: to go and see Elton John live. This morning's tickets.
Speaker 2: You're going to Hanging Rock as well. So Elton John
Speaker 2: live at Hanging Rock? Why were you grounded?
Speaker 3: Who did you.
Speaker 2: Back your car into? What have you found in food?
Speaker 2: Were you a child prodigy? And have you ever.
Speaker 3: Bought something of someone famous?
Speaker 2: There they are joining nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three nine four, one four, one oh four.
Speaker 1: Three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: And if actually going to see Elton John Live Hanging
Speaker 2: Rock end of this year when he brings his farewell
Speaker 2: tour to Melbourne. Last chance to see one of the
Speaker 2: true greats of rock and roll, Elton John Live. Can
Speaker 2: I give away a pair of tickets in the next
Speaker 2: half an hour or so on five to but Tuesday
Speaker 2: the best story we get if you got anything for
Speaker 2: these this morning?
Speaker 3: Why were you grounded? The stories about what grounded you?
Speaker 3: My mom and dad? Who did you back into? Can anyone?
Speaker 2: Has anyone got a story like Patsy accidentally reversing into Chris,
Speaker 2: her husband's boss at the time, and then just driving
Speaker 2: off car.
Speaker 5: His car not here? I did actually nudge, do you.
Speaker 3: Know what if that actually was the story? Not surprised
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 4: But wait, what did you say? You have hit Chris before?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What a car?
Speaker 5: Yep, accidentally drove and I drove into him? Oh come on, no,
Speaker 5: I'm serious.
Speaker 12: He was trying to guide me into a park. I
Speaker 12: was driving his first car, a Tarana, and he's he's like,
Speaker 12: you know, way flagging me back, come back, come back,
Speaker 12: and he'd actually like put his hand up stop and
Speaker 12: I couldn't say for sun glare and.
Speaker 2: I you saw you had some argument and that this
Speaker 2: is it. I'll just give me a little ding just
Speaker 2: to let them know.
Speaker 5: Josh.
Speaker 2: Okay, So who did you back your car into? What
Speaker 2: have you found in food? Were you a child prodigy
Speaker 2: like Phil Collins' seventeen year old son who's been drumming
Speaker 2: on the world tour that finished Saturday night here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: And if we just get one call, we're winning on
Speaker 2: this one. Have you ever bought something of someone famous?
Speaker 2: Nine one O four three. Let's go into the lines.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Julie, Good morning Christian, Good morning Judy. So
Speaker 3: you're calling it about what have you found in food?
Speaker 8: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you find?
Speaker 8: Bought a tub of coleslaw from a charcoal chicken and
Speaker 8: found a male gold wedding ring?
Speaker 4: Oh no, wow, wow, So it's not a prepackaged coleslaw?
Speaker 4: Is one they make up and then they put in
Speaker 4: the looking yeah, like you come from a chocolate chicken.
Speaker 2: Guy, or it's come from a jewelry shop that are
Speaker 2: doing a new deal where you get a wedding ring
Speaker 2: you lost a chuck in a free costal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4: You get to go to the coastal factory.
Speaker 3: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 7: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: What did you do? What did they say?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 8: I took it back because obviously I thought that it
Speaker 8: was the only place that could have come from. And
Speaker 8: then the guy goes, oh, that's where it got to
Speaker 8: and that was about it.
Speaker 2: No way is not what you say.
Speaker 7: Nothing that is rough.
Speaker 2: It's like sometimes when you find like a band aid
Speaker 2: something or something.
Speaker 8: Well, my friend did find a band aid too at
Speaker 8: a restaurant that we went to, a blue band aid
Speaker 8: so it's come off in her food.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that is rough. All right, Judy, thanks you cool.
Speaker 3: Have a good day mate, Thanks Christian, Bye bye bye, Kirk.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Kirk. We've got an early on
Speaker 3: the line.
Speaker 2: Then you have you owned something that you paid for
Speaker 2: off someone famous?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 9: A whitewater kayaking peddal?
Speaker 3: Kayaking pedal? And who did you buy off?
Speaker 9: Daniel Woodward who was a silver medalist at the which
Speaker 9: one is the one of the Olympics.
Speaker 4: So we're going right now, Danielle, did you say, Danielle Woodward.
Speaker 3: Daniel Woodward, all.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm looking her up.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: Australian Slalem canoeist.
Speaker 3: Slalom that's right, Slale Salem.
Speaker 4: Who competed in the mid nineteen eighties to the early
Speaker 4: two thousands. Silver medal at the nineteen ninety two Bussler
Speaker 4: and Her Olympics.
Speaker 2: It's a great start. And you bought what was it
Speaker 2: off marketplace or eBay.
Speaker 9: Now from her.
Speaker 3: The strait.
Speaker 9: I am a slalom pedaler myself, yep, and I was upgrading,
Speaker 9: so I bought her old pedal, which apparently, from what
Speaker 9: I've been told, is the pedal. But run the silver middle.
Speaker 2: They're going to say that every how many panels, how
Speaker 2: many years you've been rolling that one out?
Speaker 3: That's the one and you only want five bucks? Wow? Right, okay,
Speaker 3: but it's the one. It's the one that got the
Speaker 3: middle for you.
Speaker 5: Did she sign it for Did she sign it for
Speaker 5: you with a sharp Can you ask.
Speaker 3: You ask again? Did you does she.
Speaker 5: Sign it for you with a sharpie?
Speaker 3: What, Kirk? Did I just the question just occurred to me.
Speaker 3: Did she sign it for you?
Speaker 9: It's not what you asked all.
Speaker 3: That, Kirk. Thanks the call mate, take care.
Speaker 4: Go back to bed.
Speaker 3: I think the corners can here. He just don't want to.
Speaker 5: They're ignoring me, you know.
Speaker 2: I think they're a bit frightened after hearing the story
Speaker 2: where she ran over her own husband.
Speaker 3: Michelle, come on him.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Michelle, welcome to five topic Tuesday. What grounded you?
Speaker 13: I was grounded for throwing mud pies at a house
Speaker 13: down the street and one actually landed through the car window,
Speaker 13: park in the driveway and onto the passenger seat.
Speaker 3: Awesome shot. You take that grounding and that was me
Speaker 3: like the cooler king.
Speaker 2: You waved to the crowds, thank you, thank you, and
Speaker 2: you walk straight to your Benjamin stay there for the
Speaker 2: next two weeks.
Speaker 3: What a shot. That's incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, really was.
Speaker 6: And they actually had called the police and the police
Speaker 6: came to the house and luckily obviously nothing occurred from
Speaker 6: that visit, but a severe scare.
Speaker 3: How long we grounded forward? Do you remember?
Speaker 9: A week?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's amazing, all right, Michelle, thanks, yes, thank you
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 2: You called mete Okay Russell and whereab he's on the
Speaker 2: line now, good morning, Russell.
Speaker 3: What grounded you?
Speaker 7: I'm bringing forwards school.
Speaker 3: Now? Did Did they catch you with them or were
Speaker 3: you setting them off?
Speaker 7: Actually, someone went into my beg stole me and them off.
Speaker 7: Then I was the one that got to answer spind
Speaker 7: it and then grounded from heat homes.
Speaker 3: So someone another kid got them at your back.
Speaker 7: Yes, someone going into my bag and pinched them.
Speaker 2: And listen, you're not in the head master's office now
Speaker 2: you and your mates are mucking around with them.
Speaker 3: Don't give me the old stole them.
Speaker 7: A little someone works and then stole them and then
Speaker 7: took them and then lit them off and you.
Speaker 3: Took the fireworks to school.
Speaker 2: My friend I'm with you got suspended as.
Speaker 7: Well, suspended and the worst thing was that I couldn't
Speaker 7: play in the space to live and I was more
Speaker 7: gattered at that.
Speaker 3: All right, Russell, thanks you cool, thank you all right.
Speaker 2: We got the news sport on the way, keep the
Speaker 2: course coming on nine four one one four three. While
Speaker 2: were you grounded? Who did you b into with your
Speaker 2: car into theirs? While you found in food? Were your
Speaker 2: child prodigy? And have you bought something off someone famous?
Speaker 2: And then Pats, we'll ask you four times did they
Speaker 2: sign it for you?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: We're on five top of Tuesday. We do this every
Speaker 3: Tuesday on the show.
Speaker 2: We run five phone ins at the same time because
Speaker 2: you can hand letting. You've got great stories, so today
Speaker 2: they are why were you grounded? Looking for stories of
Speaker 2: being grounded? Who did you reverse your car into? Must
Speaker 2: be stories that people that have, unfortunately are the backed
Speaker 2: into a hearse, a police car, an ambulance. These things
Speaker 2: must happen. What have you found in food?
Speaker 3: So far? A gold male wedding ring has been found
Speaker 3: in Coleslaw. Weren't you a child prodigy?
Speaker 2: This is not Phil Connins's boy has been on this
Speaker 2: world tour with him seventeen drumming sensation. And finally, have
Speaker 2: you bought something of someone famous? So far, we've got
Speaker 2: the paddle, a Solanum canoe paddle from a silver medalist
Speaker 2: at Olympics.
Speaker 4: Apparently it was from the silver medal run unconfirmed at
Speaker 4: this stage and definitely not signed.
Speaker 3: We've established that. All right, let's go to the lines.
Speaker 3: Great name Romans on the line. Good morning Roman, Good
Speaker 3: morning Christian.
Speaker 14: I was grounded for cutting my sister's long, beautiful blonde hair.
Speaker 3: So were you playing hairdresser or something like that.
Speaker 7: Correct.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was a Sunday morning. I think it was
Speaker 14: age of about five. She had this long, beautiful blonde
Speaker 14: hair and I decided to cut it here, so she said,
Speaker 14: on the kitchen table. And I was very proud of myself.
Speaker 14: You know, it's the sitters cutting around her and then
Speaker 14: it looked pretty messy afterwards.
Speaker 3: And older brother, older brother, yes, so I was eight five, Ye,
Speaker 3: you have a little trim.
Speaker 2: Well what if mum and dad must have gone berserk
Speaker 2: because it takes ages to grow the hair out.
Speaker 14: Absolutely, there was nothing to say. The haircut, which I thought,
Speaker 14: I thought it was awesome about my parents didn't sing
Speaker 14: that at all. So we had to go to the
Speaker 14: proper hairdresser and had to cut it right back.
Speaker 4: And now those memories are always with you because anytime
Speaker 4: you hit that era in the photo albums, oh.
Speaker 14: Yeah, absolutely, that's exactly.
Speaker 3: Describe what you did to us. You know what, what
Speaker 3: did it look like like Edward Scissorhands had opened up
Speaker 3: a hairdressing salon or kind of.
Speaker 14: It was just like you know, once I was still long,
Speaker 14: the other was short. It was really short at the front.
Speaker 3: You probably get away with that look now in some
Speaker 3: hits for areas of North Melbourne.
Speaker 14: Yeah, maybe it was just ahead of my tie.
Speaker 3: Visionary, my friend a vision. All right, thank you very
Speaker 3: much for cool. Have a good day, No I did do. Bye, Debbie,
Speaker 3: good morning. That Christians speaking, Yes, it is Christian. You're
Speaker 3: through he.
Speaker 7: Because I found something in food?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what have you found?
Speaker 7: I found a lady's fingernail in a pizza.
Speaker 2: Lady's finger, but a fingernail is disgusting in pizza.
Speaker 8: It is very discussing.
Speaker 3: You didn't crunch into it and go what is that?
Speaker 3: That is? That is not a chili, that's not pepper.
Speaker 11: Unfortunately I'm bulged out and I'm gone, oh my god,
Speaker 11: what's the fingernail that is rank?
Speaker 4: Is it a real fingernail dead or is it one
Speaker 4: of the tips whatever?
Speaker 7: They actually real one.
Speaker 3: Painted or a sort of male horrible monkey one my
Speaker 3: natural horrible And what do you do? Three pizzas for
Speaker 3: life to keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 8: For a couple of weeks.
Speaker 11: So, because every time I rang up and ordered I
Speaker 11: reminded them, I said.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try that every pizza restaurant now, even
Speaker 2: though it never happened to me.
Speaker 3: Just go don't forget. I'm the gun the or finger.
Speaker 2: Now I I'm back on the radio tomorrow morning, so
Speaker 2: I won't be paying for that, all right, nice, thanks you.
Speaker 7: Mate, Thank you, Bye, mel high question.
Speaker 3: Good, I'm good. Welcome to the show man. And what's
Speaker 3: your story for us this morning?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 11: So bucking into someone. So when I was a bit
Speaker 11: young and just got my license, I am my tibo
Speaker 11: again in the middle of Hawthorne to three peak owner. Anyway,
Speaker 11: these two guys came out, you know, trying to help me. Anyway,
Speaker 11: they pushed it straight into a brand new black Mercedes.
Speaker 4: Now is that your fault metal or there far? Because
Speaker 4: you're behind the weird steering wheel still, aren't you?
Speaker 6: Well I wasn't.
Speaker 11: They were helping, so I was like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 11: don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Take care of it, don't worry. Dams in distress.
Speaker 2: And also it would be a Mercedes around two rex
Speaker 2: someone like that, be Eddie McGuire's Mercedes or Lexus, whichever
Speaker 2: one he was using that day.
Speaker 11: That's incredible, so embarrassing, so unlucky.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant mouth. Thank you very much, you cool Keith.
Speaker 2: It's coming on nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 2: to three the best one we get to the next
Speaker 2: ten minutes, you have to go and see Elton John
Speaker 2: live at Hanging Rock week and a half before the
Speaker 2: tickets go on sal as he comes over to Australia
Speaker 2: New ze him for the last time.
Speaker 3: At the end of the year nine one oh four three.
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Speaker 2: Within five Tobit Tuesday, we're on five phone in is
Speaker 2: at the same time. Some great stories coming through. Best
Speaker 2: one of the next ten minutes.
Speaker 3: I'll send you off to Elton John to go and
Speaker 3: see him a Hanging Rock at the end of the year,
Speaker 3: week and a half before the tickets go on sound
Speaker 3: next fri Thursday. On Valentine's Day, February the fourteenth is
Speaker 3: when they go on sale. David, good morning one Christian.
Speaker 10: How I am?
Speaker 3: I I'm good? So going in on five Tibit Tuesday.
Speaker 3: What have you found in food?
Speaker 10: I used to work for a supermarket a while ago,
Speaker 10: and the amount of stuff that comes in in a
Speaker 10: worst thing I found was a snake a box of bananas.
Speaker 10: That was pretty interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh snake in a box of bananas?
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, they go in there because I get because
Speaker 10: the bananas generate hate because they'repped in plastic. So we
Speaker 10: went in there for it of a.
Speaker 3: NAT's keep warm where the bananas come from?
Speaker 10: Queensland?
Speaker 3: All right, okay, snakes?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, there's been some rather large spiders. I've had birds, rats, frogs.
Speaker 2: What a fun part of your job working out what
Speaker 2: deadly animal might be waiting for you today in the
Speaker 2: loading bay?
Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much like you're pulling it off and you're like,
Speaker 10: what have we got in the box today?
Speaker 4: So what's the protocol?
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, with the snake, you obviously call the local
Speaker 10: snake catcher. He has to come out and handle it.
Speaker 10: All that sort of stuff, because you know, you're not
Speaker 10: quite sure whether it's just a normal part.
Speaker 3: Did they equip you?
Speaker 1: Were?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: If I were there, I'd be like crying, literally crying
Speaker 2: on my knees. First of all, I beg for some
Speaker 2: sort of has mass. So I'm not opening up any
Speaker 2: bananas until I'm carrying a Homer Simpson at Springfield, you know,
Speaker 2: and precious isotopes.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting where near that sucking up princess. It
Speaker 3: was normal for me, all right then, David, Thanks you
Speaker 3: kill me, Tracy. Good morning, Good morning Christian. Tracy. You've
Speaker 3: backed into someone with your car. What was it or
Speaker 3: who was it?
Speaker 11: Well? I am a courier and I did a delivery
Speaker 11: and as soon as I got back into my vehicle
Speaker 11: to exit your delivery point, I backed into the hospital.
Speaker 2: Wow, there must have been a big car to smash
Speaker 2: into an entire hospital, all the wings, A and D everything,
Speaker 2: The ambulance is the car park, jumbo chairs park.
Speaker 8: Was back into the column that holds up the first floor.
Speaker 4: Delivering something through emergency.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be no body parts. They do heart
Speaker 3: transplant yea, lungs, eyes, heads, they transplant heads.
Speaker 4: Now what part of the body was it, Tracy?
Speaker 11: Nothing that interesting?
Speaker 8: That was just passfuls Okay?
Speaker 3: Should I lie Tracy?
Speaker 2: A foot and arm and a couple of other bits,
Speaker 2: you know, and all comes up in Queensland, So you
Speaker 2: don't know whether you've got a snake in with their
Speaker 2: head or I like as well you said the delivery
Speaker 2: point as well, using the correct termology there for your job, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Tracy? Thanks you cool? Thanks Elan John store and
Speaker 3: tickets still up for grabs on nine four one four
Speaker 3: one O four three Will find the Winter in five
Speaker 3: minutes time.
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Speaker 2: Don't know if you use Spotify, you know they do
Speaker 2: a thing at the end of the year. They let
Speaker 2: you know the songs you most listened to last year.
Speaker 2: That was the song I listened to most last year,
Speaker 2: Number one. It's my I would say that is my
Speaker 2: official anthem of moving to Australia. So I love that band.
Speaker 2: If anyone who knows a lot of people who are connected,
Speaker 2: Melbour's a very connected city and there's a lot of
Speaker 2: people who are connected listening to this show. If anyone
Speaker 2: knows anyone who was in powder Finger, or can just
Speaker 2: connect me or hook me up or link me in
Speaker 2: with Bernard Fanning.
Speaker 3: I really genuine this year.
Speaker 2: Want to achieve only one thing by the end of
Speaker 2: the year, to actually one not get fired two convinced
Speaker 2: powder Finger to reunite.
Speaker 4: I follow the guitarist Darren on Instagram. We've got a
Speaker 4: name DM.
Speaker 2: Please, okay, please, anyone listening cuts the grass of burning
Speaker 2: Fanning or it's got any loose connection, who can just
Speaker 2: put me in a room or the end of a
Speaker 2: phone call with anyone from powder Finger. It's February. I've
Speaker 2: got to start hustling. It's not long till the end
Speaker 2: of the year to try and achieve the task to
Speaker 2: get them to reunite. Anyway, all right, last couple of
Speaker 2: calls on five topic Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Tanya, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Here are you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Tany, Welcome to the show. So who did
Speaker 3: you back your car into?
Speaker 13: So it wasn't who, it was something. I was at
Speaker 13: a local cricket match. I was in my twenties on
Speaker 13: my Pea plates in my first car in a country
Speaker 13: reserve with cricket ground, and I was watching my then
Speaker 13: boyfriend's cricket team playing and he must have been batting
Speaker 13: because we were chatting and actually arguing. We had an
Speaker 13: argument and so I drove off in anger, put my
Speaker 13: foot on the exlerator to reverse and get the hell
Speaker 13: out of there, and I backed into the gold Hope
Speaker 13: on the football ground, made a really loud bang. Everybody
Speaker 13: playing cricket was looking at me, So I then just
Speaker 13: drove off, sort of crying all the way home.
Speaker 3: No way, Tania, that's incredible, that is brilliant. That's so good.
Speaker 3: I bet you can still remember that right now?
Speaker 10: The horror of that high can yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened to you and a boyfriend? Do I
Speaker 3: need to ask?
Speaker 13: Well, we stayed together for a while, but no longer.
Speaker 6: Yet, no moved on?
Speaker 2: All right, Tanya, stay there? Okay, you might be getting
Speaker 2: the tickets to go and see out in John Live.
Speaker 2: That's a great one.
Speaker 3: One final flirst Morning Jess, Good morning, good morning. How
Speaker 3: are you? I'm good, Jess? So tell us where you
Speaker 3: were grounded?
Speaker 11: So it was about thirteen years old and I skipped
Speaker 11: school to go see the Monster Ice ski ramp and
Speaker 11: to see the Veronica's concert.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they brizzy band. Do you remember Untouched in
Speaker 3: a couple of other hits they had the Veronicas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's the Monster Ice skiing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, no, what is it?
Speaker 11: It was a massive ski ramp down at Queensick Market.
Speaker 3: And what you could ski over and ski over the
Speaker 3: market and landing on the food store if it were.
Speaker 11: They had like professional skiers going up and down it
Speaker 11: and giving away Monster Energy drinks and stuff I don't remember.
Speaker 3: And the Veronica's playing there as well. No wonder you
Speaker 3: bunt school for this car crash into an event.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was about fourteen years ago.
Speaker 3: Wow. Oh wait, and how long do you get grounded? For?
Speaker 3: A month? A month?
Speaker 2: It's a big old prison sentence. A month and almost
Speaker 2: a week or two weeks and month's a big one.
Speaker 4: But usually the parents cave with a month long while.
Speaker 3: Parole for good behavior.
Speaker 11: And you know I ended up having much more longer
Speaker 11: than a month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can appeal to get a juice sentence. That
Speaker 3: happens a lot in our house. I get. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Ground of a couple of day.
Speaker 2: Actually, just do it for five minutes and then we
Speaker 2: forget all about that. But let that be a lesson
Speaker 2: because next time I will come in all right, Jess,
Speaker 2: that's a great one. Thank you, Thank you very much, Jess.
Speaker 2: Who are we going to give the outon John tickets too?
Speaker 4: I mean, Tan, you're still here on the line.
Speaker 3: We go, Tania, you've got the outon John tickets?
Speaker 14: Oh wow, yay, thank you.
Speaker 3: That's all right. You have to see out in John
Speaker 3: Live Hanging Rock. Enjoy.
Speaker 13: That's awesome, thanks so much.
Speaker 3: Hopefully that makes up the horror of crashing in reversing
Speaker 3: into the goalpost.
Speaker 12: Okay, absolutely, thank you, all right, well done.
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Speaker 3: No topic has ever left dead on the show.
Speaker 2: If you ever hear something and a couple of days later,
Speaker 2: you'll finally find it's easier to email than call in
Speaker 2: because it's just busy. I love getting those you call
Speaker 2: them late to the party. You can chip in whenever
Speaker 2: you want. Go on here yesterday from Ann Christian. I
Speaker 2: couldn't get through yesterday, so I sent you an email yesterday.
Speaker 3: We're talking.
Speaker 2: When did you suddenly hear your name on a PA system?
Speaker 2: My husband and I went to an indoor lazer squirmish
Speaker 2: kid's birthday party. I've taken my kids to one of these.
Speaker 3: It is chaos.
Speaker 2: My husband Donald great name uh, decided to join in,
Speaker 2: so I sat outside waiting with the others. The kids
Speaker 2: all returned an hour later from the game, but no
Speaker 2: sign of don I.
Speaker 4: Imagine one of those pitch black ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got like a pack on the front and
Speaker 2: back and you're trying to hit each other and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. The noise is going on different rooms you're
Speaker 2: going and out of. We had to find the manager
Speaker 2: and explained someone was missing. He did a pa announcement
Speaker 2: into the game's room asking for Don. No answer, no
Speaker 2: answer from Don, so the manager now has to go
Speaker 2: inside and look for him. Don hadn't realized the game
Speaker 2: had actually finished with our son and his mates and
Speaker 2: had decided to continue to play with what was now
Speaker 2: the next round of kids. None of you, None of them.
Speaker 2: He knew who they were, and they didn't know what
Speaker 2: there was an adult trying to shoot them. The manager
Speaker 2: was stunned, said he had lost many kids before, but
Speaker 2: never a fifty two year old man.
Speaker 4: He's training it like a real war. He's dagger trench.
Speaker 3: It's like he's nan. You weren't there, man.
Speaker 2: And that's a great email. Thank you so much for that.
Speaker 2: You got an email for me for late to the party.
Speaker 2: Email atress is very easy. Christian at god one four
Speaker 2: to three dot com dot au.
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Speaker 3: Three Laser Quest.
Speaker 2: But a long time since I've done it, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: you know, we are third week back on air already
Speaker 2: we've had a couple of little minor skirmishes with the
Speaker 2: producers and I think we need to clear the air.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to put producer Beck on here right now.
Speaker 2: Good morning producer, be Good morning Christian and Jack. How's
Speaker 2: the show going out there today? Some good calls, I hope.
Speaker 2: So yeah, busy busy, so been very busy out there today.
Speaker 4: You've been listening out there today, giving it go some
Speaker 4: of the show.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 4: I've been listening.
Speaker 3: Okay, and listen. How do you feel about on air? Me,
Speaker 3: Jack and Pats versus you guys, the producers laser quest?
Speaker 4: I'm up for it if you guys are yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: who am.
Speaker 3: I stuck with? The producers? Amongst producers? Who am I
Speaker 3: stuck with?
Speaker 4: Doesn't even want to?
Speaker 3: I mean, magoo are very old.
Speaker 2: Benjamin Button, producer has difficulty seeing in broad daylight dark
Speaker 2: and run with lasers. Maybe he put his eye balls
Speaker 2: and to shoot his own eyes. Try and do the
Speaker 2: laser thing on your eyes surgery.
Speaker 4: He falls over in the studio.
Speaker 2: Why live into a whiteboard when it's a very deceptively
Speaker 2: flat studio?
Speaker 3: So, I mean, so, should we try and get this
Speaker 3: done this week?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: This is gonna be so one sided that you are
Speaker 4: going to kill us.
Speaker 3: Nah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Now you're tough, You'll be great. So you need's three
Speaker 2: on three? Okay, Patsy, you up for this?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 15: N I pick our third person, anyone.
Speaker 4: You gotta take Mark who has all the audio.
Speaker 3: I'd love to take Mark, He'll be great.
Speaker 2: That felt like, you know, we used to be lined
Speaker 2: up against the wall at school and there's a pick who,
Speaker 2: and poor old Mark was left there and you were
Speaker 2: gonna they were gonna go and pick someone else, you know,
Speaker 2: the kid with a lazy eye or something.
Speaker 3: Oh then sorry.
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Speaker 3: Three Have you did this week?
Speaker 2: On the at Work Time Waist, We've got tickets to
Speaker 2: go send you off to Fleetwood Mac fourth and final show.
Speaker 2: How's been announced of Fleetwood Mac Monday, September ninth, Rod
Speaker 2: Arena Tickets on sale now at live Nation dot com
Speaker 2: dot au. You can win them right now on the
Speaker 2: Outwork Time Waster. We're doing this one because somebody accidentally
Speaker 2: sent me one popa Dom preach yesterday, So we're doing
Speaker 2: Curry songs today. I've got I want to dance sack
Speaker 2: with somebody Whitty Houston, Thank you team, So I'm going
Speaker 2: to change the rules of laser quest. It's the Pomy
Speaker 2: versus Australia.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Dance. You never had a dance sack.
Speaker 4: Englishmen take carries really seriously.
Speaker 3: Like a national dish. There.
Speaker 2: Uh no, you've got a writer for your rights of
Speaker 2: jaw Patty. I don't know what your patty, and you
Speaker 2: don't know what japatty.
Speaker 3: Do you know any in these are Indian?
Speaker 4: Is sorry?
Speaker 3: What you must know? Yeah, Chapatti pats Patty patty fit pet.
Speaker 3: I'm a bargie girl. I'm a barbie girl.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Uh nine in the mirror instead a man in the mirror.
Speaker 2: I know, n gimme gimme a nine off the midnight
Speaker 2: and kiss jelfrasey chelfrazy Knights.
Speaker 3: I once walked past the carry house. They get the
Speaker 3: greatest advert.
Speaker 2: One of those temporary stickers they make, you know, they're
Speaker 2: that orange kind of card and they like cut out
Speaker 2: like a giant star. They write something in it, So
Speaker 2: come on in. We've gone jelfrasy crazy. That's good enough
Speaker 2: for me to go into a curry house.
Speaker 4: Oh like a jel frasy as well. Oh you do
Speaker 4: know that one, all right, don't curry be happy.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're sticking on very broad themes.
Speaker 16: They're just naming over all the fur Ye I get deeper,
Speaker 16: I get deeper with Vinda Louis Louis Yep, Chutney with
Speaker 16: your best shot, and I should be I should be
Speaker 16: so lucky.
Speaker 3: Oh lovely, very nice?
Speaker 2: All right, send us yours stem. We're markin the in
Speaker 2: ten minutes time. Best one tickets to go and see
Speaker 2: Fleetwood Mac oh four seven five o three one o
Speaker 2: four three. We're looking for your curry songs this morning.
Speaker 2: Text them into me then oh four seven five o
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Speaker 2: Turn out the mark you at work time, wasters. We're
Speaker 2: looking for your curry songs. Won these Fleetwood Mac tickets.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, okay, carry on.
Speaker 15: Wayward Sun Bright Start Gold, Born to Be Mild, Silver
Speaker 15: plus Chicken Tika instead of Chiquita Silver, Judy In Moravin Rogan,
Speaker 15: Joshua Tree.
Speaker 4: That's Smart's that a song or an album?
Speaker 2: That's an album bronze. Sorry, Craig, You've got to fight
Speaker 2: for your right to Rotie.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 3: Not that good path you can't carry love Silver.
Speaker 2: That's nice an Eta and base Wall to tourmy vnderloose,
Speaker 2: Silver Plus Glenn love.
Speaker 3: Me tandor Elvis.
Speaker 2: My favorite so far. Joe, Mount Martha, well done, tears
Speaker 2: on my pillow, pillow Rice.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll accept it. Silver.
Speaker 3: Have you actually been in an Indian restaurant? Very startled
Speaker 3: by the words I'm saying. This is talking more code again.
Speaker 4: This is crazy, But Indians my favorite food.
Speaker 3: Rice. It's one of the most basic rices, isn't it?
Speaker 3: You know? Jasmine Pia Yeah? Oh boy, Me and Pats
Speaker 3: like that. Joe and Mount Martha. Okay, uh, Mumbai number five,
Speaker 3: that's very very good. Bas Matty Rhapsody.
Speaker 4: Oh that's clever. Gold Yeah, get this the type of
Speaker 4: rice as well? Ye, breaking news, just order for you.
Speaker 3: It's all code to me. It's like looking at the
Speaker 3: periodic table. How deep is your dial?
Speaker 2: Silver Plus get this Bargie started sivil plus, Sir Glenn,
Speaker 2: well done, Cormer police radiohead. That's good Yeah, Gold Rice
Speaker 2: Rice Baby, he knows that when he Jack has heard
Speaker 2: of rice, it's good news.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, where I wasn't yeh? Corma chameleon, Gold serve
Speaker 3: me up with hinderlou before you go go.
Speaker 4: Big mouthy silver plus.
Speaker 2: He also in Mount Martha one. If you know Joe
Speaker 2: over in Mount Martha, you should hook up. Save our
Speaker 2: phone bills. Then with this texting on one phone smells
Speaker 2: like Tika Masala.
Speaker 3: Silver Lucan noosries Lucy.
Speaker 2: He's not a good start to his bronze last week.
Speaker 2: He's getting his way back in. Also, he sent me
Speaker 2: a photo Friday. He's obviously does a bit of plastering
Speaker 2: of this amazing multimillion pound, million dollar house right on
Speaker 2: the foreshore at Noosa that he just finished working on.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's meant to take photos of
Speaker 2: the property send them to me. It looks amazing, so
Speaker 2: interesting that he thinks that's something that you would like
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 4: Hey, this is a property I'm working on right now.
Speaker 4: I'm doing the plastering for it.
Speaker 3: Look at this place. What do you think?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, who's going to go and see Vid Mac love me,
Speaker 3: Love me? Tandor is off to go and see You
Speaker 3: didn't put your name on that, but you've wont the
Speaker 3: tickets to go and see Fleetwood Matt.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much everyone, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: I treated myself yesterday to a one hour full body
Speaker 4: time massage.
Speaker 3: That is time massage. I think are the best best. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they are so good.
Speaker 2: You go to Thailand literally from about five bucks, they're
Speaker 2: on the beach and they will give you the.
Speaker 3: Amazing it's like you feel flattened out. They're amazing massage.
Speaker 4: I've stopped asking for firm because the last one I had,
Speaker 4: honestly like they tied me into not and I couldn't
Speaker 4: only want really no no, but this one was, this
Speaker 4: one was too much. So now I go for a
Speaker 4: medium to medium firm.
Speaker 3: I always, I always feel what steaks not a mattress.
Speaker 3: Medium to medium firm. They must look at they must
Speaker 3: look at you, whether you're facing down that little hole.
Speaker 3: They're going, here we go.
Speaker 5: It's another one.
Speaker 3: Put the elbow in the back and.
Speaker 5: To a certain extent to do you any good, to
Speaker 5: break up the not to get the toxins out.
Speaker 3: My fascial release.
Speaker 4: I obviously don't get them as much as you guys.
Speaker 4: And then this one I got yesterday for lunch just
Speaker 4: I went to lunch just before I got the one
Speaker 4: hour massage. No, I didn't. I went for a salad
Speaker 4: instead of a full meal because I exactly that. I
Speaker 4: didn't want to be bogged down with it. But I
Speaker 4: got the L Diablo salad, which is like a spicy
Speaker 4: chicken salad.
Speaker 3: It says it in the time of the L Diablo
Speaker 3: And then you're going to go and get semi naked.
Speaker 3: How so impressed you're Tommy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, my tummy started rumbling, like only five minutes in,
Speaker 4: and it was rumbling really badly, and I really wanted
Speaker 4: to do a fart, but I thought there's probably no
Speaker 4: worse crime than doing a far.
Speaker 3: I think there is. There's there's one above that for
Speaker 3: a man, all right, there really is. There's that one.
Speaker 4: What can you do? Because I didn't, I found the
Speaker 4: whole message comfortable because I was I was so worried
Speaker 4: about the yeah and the trap wind, but I didn't
Speaker 4: want to say, Hey, can I pause to go out
Speaker 4: into the hallway and do a far?
Speaker 3: What did you just say? Can I just do you
Speaker 3: know what? I really just would have gone absolutely. Then
Speaker 3: you could have got up and then just gone and
Speaker 3: let one go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you've got to get like you're in
Speaker 4: your underwear, so then you get fully dressed again to go.
Speaker 3: They normally have a road robe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't think of.
Speaker 3: But there's always they always have the rope.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking of establishment.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they had a rope because it
Speaker 4: was one of those places they.
Speaker 3: Always have the robe. They don't because someone women and
Speaker 3: men need.
Speaker 5: To go to the toilet as well, reputable places. Do
Speaker 5: you wonder where he went?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, this one, This wasn't reputable. This they didn't
Speaker 4: even have the stereo system to play.
Speaker 3: The They didn't even have they didn't even have a bed.
Speaker 4: She was playing the music off her phone.
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Speaker 3: All right, that is it for us. We are back
Speaker 3: tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: So today we need to find out someone that's prepared
Speaker 2: to host us for our on air versus producers Grudge
Speaker 2: Match Laser Quest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you think you go shooting people?
Speaker 5: Pats excellent, ferocious, straight through the eyes.
Speaker 2: Care about running a car, you know, car over our husband?
Speaker 2: We found out today she's going to tell I reckon.
Speaker 2: Not only will she tear through the producers.
Speaker 3: She will then Colonel Kurtz Apocalypse. Now they just go
Speaker 3: full metal jacket.
Speaker 4: You'll go physical as well.
Speaker 3: You know where they get no no, no time out,
Speaker 3: come on your own.
Speaker 4: Knife to make a pay and then out of a laser.
Speaker 3: Tag gun Rambo style, her victim's ears and a necklace
Speaker 3: run out too much.
Speaker 2: Okay, time for us to go now, Victorian Ankles is
Speaker 2: the title of today's show.
Speaker 3: We'll catch you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: I forget it could be calling you in a minute,
Speaker 2: and again at one o'clock and four o'clock is I'm
Speaker 2: paying your bills?
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