WEBVTT - Why You Should Never Give Someone A Soggy Doggy 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.520 My paranoia is now over. 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:07.400 So yeah, it sounds lovely, sounds great. Is that charging? 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:09.840 Yeah, I'm going to leave that in the things, a 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.840 little travel charge. You never know, we could be out 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:16.080 on the road sucking dick for money and we need 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:16.800 to charge your phones. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:21.880 Very likely, very likely, things are going. Yeah, what heart 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:23.599 rate do you think you get up to? Sucking dick? 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:25.439 One hundred and eighty. 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:44.080 Welcome back to two Doating Dads. I can't even remember 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.000 the opening. 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:46.200 That's what she said. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.120 I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Ash. 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.560 This is a podcast that's all about parenting. It's the good, the. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.080 Bad, and the relatable. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.320 And if you have come winning any type of advice, 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:01.040 I have to tell you that unfortunately we are not 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:01.960 the podcast for you. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:04.280 Another year full of zero advice. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:06.920 It does feel I don't know what to do with 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:08.600 my hands. Were running on a treadmill and you're like, 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:08.959 what do I. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:09.280 Do in my hands? 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:09.440 Up? 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:10.280 Put in my pockets? 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.200 I was like before I was like banging away on 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:15.319 the desk and I was like, should hate that. I've 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:16.320 better stopped doing that. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:17.800 But here we are. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:21.280 It's just it's weird to spend just more time with you. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:22.600 We had a nice little break. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.240 Well, you did ignore me for two weeks. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.240 I knew you were going to because it's you wanted 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:29.920 to switch off and over had enough of him. No, 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:31.360 I didn't. You didn't message me. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:31.959 I did. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.520 I didn't. I missed it, mate, I missed Somebody put 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:36.800 me on mute in the text. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:37.479 It's okay. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.759 We caught up once we did. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.400 We went to the cricket. Yes, and that was lovely. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.200 That was a beautiful. It was a really nice day. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.840 Although I'll be honest, I'm going to say it. I'm 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.960 not afraid to say it. I missed you. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:51.920 Yes, I missed you too. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:53.200 Thank you. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:54.120 Okay, now that's over. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.400 Let's move on to more important news. Matthew and we 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.920 do have an announcement. Just kick this year off with 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.960 the I don't know if that to make the cut, 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:07.040 but kick it off the. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.920 One listening right now on the treadmill at the gym. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:16.680 What the flipping off the treadmill ash belting through their earbuds. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.280 Sorry about that. I did move out of the way 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:18.760 a little bit. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.839 So Yeah, we do have an exciting announcement to make. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:24.520 We have a very close friend of the pod who 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:27.160 is going to be joining us for a long time. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:28.680 I hope this is going to be the start of 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.560 something very beautiful. We are, of course, talking about a 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:36.000 new partner of the podcast, and this, to me is 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:37.040 a dream partnership. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.560 It's a tasty one, is crispy, it is. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.160 Beautiful, and I couldn't be more excited to say that 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.720 we are now in the company of Stone and Wood. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.360 Yes, Stone and Wood. Cheers, Cheers to the new partner 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:52.840 of the show. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.520 Cheers to ask, cheers the Stone Wood. 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:59.760 Oh yeah, So we are drinking the Pacific Hour, which 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:02.600 is the flagship in the portfolio. They have a number 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.919 of other lovely drops. Matthew, I don't know if you've 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.880 got a chance to try their lagers, which is easy drinking, 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:09.640 of course. 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:11.239 No, I've just been sitting on the Pacific Ale. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:15.160 They've also got a Cloudy Paler which is delicious, along 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.800 with the Hazy Power, which I'm also a big fan of, 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.359 and they do other clouds. I believe they've got one 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.960 infused with mango that's about to come out as well. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:26.800 So they do have something for every taste bud, every occasion, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.920 every occasion and every taste bud. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.400 But ash the most exciting part about this partnership is 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:37.120 what we get to offer you guys, the listeners, because 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.040 absolute would be very rude of us Ash to sit 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:43.440 here enjoy a beverage and not offer it out to 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.560 those people who are listening. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.880 I'm listening. I'm all over there. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.760 So I thought we would do a competition, and it's 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.000 for a year's worth of beer. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:52.760 Shut up. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:57.320 So how that's going to work is it's a case 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.560 a month, okay of any beer that you want from 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.920 the Red portfolio. Could be the Hazy, it could be. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.000 The options are endless. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.200 Could be the larger, could be the pacific Ale. And 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.840 the way that this is going to work is that 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.160 we're going to have a post on two doting dads. 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.680 All you have to do is be following us, following 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:16.919 Stone and Wood, comment who you would like. 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:18.880 To share a beer with, and we will pick someone. 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:20.800 And we're going to pick someone. Oh amazing. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.560 So that's twelve months. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:23.480 Twelve cases. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:25.800 So all year you're going to get twelve cases of 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.719 Stone and Wood and think of the savings. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.200 It's going to get delivered directly to your door. Oh 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.799 maybe by me and Ash. We're not sure. It depends 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.719 where you let me. It depends if you committed to that, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:39.400 tesus apply. 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.040 There will be teas. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.000 And teas of course, and you have to be over 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.760 eighteen to enter, of course enter. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.240 Yes, absolutely, I doubt there's anyone under the age of 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.680 eighteen listening to the podcast. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:52.640 Are you doing? 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.080 Sorry about that? 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.560 But yeah, once she used to that Stone and Wood beautiful. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.320 Thank you guys, thank you Stone and Wood. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:01.080 Did you go away? 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:05.000 No? Stay? I stayed put, stay put. Had a lot of. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:10.520 Family come to me, which I hated. Sorry, mum, no, no, no, yeah, 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.040 I had like family came to Sydney. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:14.680 We spent a lot. We did spend a lot of 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:15.279 time with family. 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:20.800 We didn't necessarily go anywhere but Christmas with families, Christmas Day, 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.800 Christmas Day a combination between my grandmother's and my father 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:28.240 in law's house. So morning at my NaN's. Yep, I 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.520 gave her a calendar. She's very early about that. Then 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.560 spoon collection, nan, oh, spoon collection. N that's the tip 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:35.719 of the iceberg, my friend, Oh my god, you should 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.880 see how many spoons this week? 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:38.159 And she always collected spoons. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.080 Yeah, she loves it. And we used to always get 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.000 her a spoon anywhere we went somewhere. Her house is 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.840 also a shrine to Elvis. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.440 Elvis and spoons, so she loves it. What does she 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:51.200 like about a spoon? Is it just is that like 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.320 a what's not to. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:53.039 Like about a spoon? 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.039 Well said? 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:55.600 I don't know. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.520 I've never asked, but there's always an ongoing joke about it. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:05:59.960 When she dies, who gets the spoons? 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.440 Do you know where you're at in the will? 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:03.280 Are you what. 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:04.240 Percentage you're getting? 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.520 Hopefully zero? I don't want those spoons. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:08.200 No, they're beautiful. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:12.760 I want the ones back Eye gave her. But oh, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:16.719 my grandmother, she's eighty seven. She just turned eighty seven 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.520 on the Wilks hand. By the way, stop trying to 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:23.360 get with my grandmother. Eighty seven on Sunday, just got 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:25.680 so Happy birthday to Nan. Big fan of the show, 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.280 big fan of the calendar. Is her name again, Olive 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:33.000 Olive Ah? Yes, beautiful names like Olive Oil. Big fan 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.920 of the show loves the calendar very much. The Seniors 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.920 Club also love that calendar very very much. Where she 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:42.520 put it, she took it down for like a show 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.880 and tell. It's not funny when kindergarten they have show 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:46.440 and tell. Then when you get old enough, you also 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.560 full circle full circle. Yeah, so she took it down 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:55.280 there and much to think about. But on my lovely grandmother, 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:58.360 she obviously born in a very different generation. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:06:59.960 Does she understand what a pod? 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:00.880 I don't want to know. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.360 I don't want to that's no idea, no idea, Like 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:05.680 she just thinks it's radio and then every now and 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:09.440 then I'm on the TV. She's like confused anyway. But 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.720 she's very switched on. But she also is from a 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:16.760 different generation. And as we know generations that have gone past, 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:20.480 things have changed. Things you can say, have changed, and 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.160 we all know that. You know, back then there was 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:26.520 a different there's different terms for things, all sorts of things. 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.840 I'm not going to be crassy, but also when you 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.800 get to I think once you're over the age of seventy, 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:33.880 you just don't give a shit anymore. That too, and 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:36.480 you just like whatever comes into your mind. You say, Yeah, 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.120 was she offensive to you? Was she offensive to me? 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.720 She wasn't offensive. She was confused. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.720 So my parents came down. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.360 They stayed at the caravan park near my place, and 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.000 they've got this big water park in the caravan with park, 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.200 which is great. Any caravan parks want to sponsor the show, 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:56.360 please get in touch with you. So I took Oscar 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.960 down there, and my sister took my niece down there. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.800 Nan was staying with them for the day. It's a 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.000 cool little family out into so the kids can have 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:06.800 a plane of thing. What you would usually say to 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.400 a child when they look cute in something is oh, 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.440 you look cute in something for some reason? 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:12.600 What say why? 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.600 Nan said, oh, gee, you look sexy in those swimmers? Yeah, olive, 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:21.400 four year old. It's a four year old. And we're like, Nan, 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:24.360 you can't say that. And then she was like why not? 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.640 Why can't I say that? Because it's I don't know, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.520 against the law. Also, just in. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:34.560 New name added to Epstein Island Olive. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.839 How did he respond? Did what Oscar say? 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:37.880 Was he like he didn't know. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:42.880 We were like, you can't say that, so red hot, 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.000 I'm like, Nan, you're going to get in trouble, We're 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:45.800 gonna get locked up. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.320 You can't say that sort of stuff. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.680 Did she respond in an understanding way? 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.560 Well, she like, shut up, I can say what I wanted. No, 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:56.400 she was she was like, oh, wasn't sure, but let's 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:57.760 hope it doesn't come out of her mouth again. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.160 Because it was also very awkward. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:08:59.920 She's at the park. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:05.440 Can little girl a sexy kid? That as looks great. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.360 We're about to get in trouble just from saying that. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:09.720 So let's move on from that. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:15.640 Any senior citizens, we love you listening in. Yeah, cute, cute, beautiful. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:20.240 Cute, beautiful, handsome of it's a boy lovely. Oh yeah, 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:25.839 I think that's appropriate. Sexy, hot, not so dts spicy, 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.440 none of that, please, no, not for the kids, Not 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:36.199 for the kids. DTF if you if that, if that 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:40.760 kind of vocabular wow into your mind, just know it's wrong. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.000 How was your Christmas? 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.559 Well, I know what we joked about it last year, 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.520 the fact that I was morphing into you. You know, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.600 you may you may know now you'll see this video 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.640 on socials. I don't have a mustache. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:55.199 You don't. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.360 Pre Christmas, I had the mustache, had it right up 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:03.040 until glorious last week or January. I started wearing hats, 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.800 got tattoos. People were saying that my laugh was similar 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.720 to yours, ash that we would both throw the head 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:15.840 back and cackle. And another thing happened that made me 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.440 realize that I'm actually really morphing into you. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:19.959 This is why you shaved it off. You're just. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.240 I got to break the cycle. 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:24.240 What happened to you? 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.760 Gott to hammer it. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.959 I found myself hating Christmas. 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.480 Oh, welcome to the club, my friend. Yeah, sorry Santa. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.800 Yeah. I was always one to be very positive. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:39.280 You know. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.800 I think I recall saying that it was the best 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.960 time of the year. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.880 It's the happiest and best time for you. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:49.720 Shut the fuck up? 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:50.400 Do you know? 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:53.800 It's not for those people that are hosting Christmas at 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:58.199 their house and then in addition to that also looking 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:02.959 after the food as well. That double responsibility sucks. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.680 So no one had to bring anything. No, well people 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:06.280 do anyway. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.080 Issue is I don't think bring things that don't go. 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.480 I don't want to put this on my brothers, no 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.360 do it, but I will. They don't listen to the show. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.600 So Mum listens and she'll tell them. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:19.760 She'll keep that under wrap. So I'll say, has anyone 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.880 listened to Matt's recent episode? And she goes, yeaheah, was just. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.839 They didn't say anything bad about you at all, but 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:25.679 praise for you. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:30.440 Boys, And I'm like, they fucking suck. Issue is they 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.640 come down. My brothers, three of them are in Queensland. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.240 They come down to Sydney and so you know, they 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.080 don't have access to a car to drive to the 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.560 shops to pick up ingredients, that don't have a kitchen, 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:43.160 and you know they're staying in a little apartment so 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:43.640 they can't. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:43.920 You know. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:45.600 I'm just like, don't worry. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:47.800 Just bring her a halfway house eventually. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.120 Yeah, just bring a good attitude, maybe a present for 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.560 the kids and some alcohol and that's all I need. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:12:00.720 And so Laura and I don't call my kids sexy. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:05.080 It was very stressful ash And also we won that 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.240 RSL competition. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:06.720 The ham. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:08.400 We won the hand and the pork. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:12.160 Oh god, we want too. Yeah, and the pork was 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:16.800 this big hunk of like it was a massive hunk 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.240 and I didn't need it. 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:18.960 Didn't need it. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.040 We had the seafood, we had the ham. But then 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.400 Laura was like, hey, I'll do a roast loin of 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:27.960 pork beautiful, which we've never done before. You know, said 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.120 like Laura's researching the morning off. We then had the 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.640 pork in the oven like basting it and trying to 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.920 look you know, it's actually we had to salt it 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.480 to get the crackling. It's just very stressful. And then 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:42.240 like everyone's here having that responsibility. I was like, I 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:43.520 just can't wait for everyone to leave. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.440 Oh yeah, get the hell out of my asse. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:50.040 Yeah, like, don't overstay, you welcome, don't get in my 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:54.240 fucking way and shut the fuck up. Yeah. So I 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:56.440 was You're meant to be festive, but the thing is 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.440 the pressure of being festive makes you grouchy. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.920 Absolute absolutely. And then we didn't go anywhere for the 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.560 Christmas break. We stayed here, and I think the most 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.560 enjoyable time for me was like after New. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:09.720 Year's whenever one left. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:13.959 The beginning literally was the beginning of Yeah, the year 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:17.200 when yeah, like no presence, You're not having to like 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.400 cater to all the family. And I was like, oh 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.959 my god. I looked in the mirror one morning and 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.480 I looked at myself and I'm like, I am Ash Wicks. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:28.880 Oh oh my god. 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:32.040 Not only do I look like him, I'm like him 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:33.240 feel like him. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:36.440 Yeah, I was. I was a bit of a Christmas grouch. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:40.120 So you've gone for a full restart of your life. Yeah, 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:43.200 you'rekno going to mop into me. I'm resetting. You can't stop, 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.760 You can't stop what's already started though, what about Okay, 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.920 like back on Christmas really quickly, did your kids get 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.280 any presents that you thought, why the fuck would make 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:54.480 someone buy this for my kid? 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.800 No, most of the toys were pretty good. Laura put 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.120 on a pretty good spread with. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.959 The girls toy wise. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.000 They got in the last minute effort like that. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.480 You know, even you know how it is when we 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.719 got all the toys sorted. We go into the last 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.040 few days leading up to Christmas with the pressure taking 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.040 off our shoulders about worrying about gifts, and then Marley 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.400 would be like, actually, you know what I want. I 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:20.320 want a Gabby dollhouse doll and we're like shit, and 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:24.400 then Laura would run back to Kmart and get that sorted. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:28.280 The gift that they liked the most was the cheapest one, 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:32.800 which was a lip gloss, like of everything, of everything 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:36.080 we gave the girls, like once they were all opened 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:39.120 up all the presents, yeah, it was the lip gloss 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:40.840 that they like the most, which is like a couple 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:41.280 of dollars. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.960 No, I can't find any of the toys that we got. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.000 Oh yeah, they're like, I know, like I got oscar, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.520 a remote control car like a hobby. 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.720 It's not a hobby grade one, but it's like close. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.600 It's like eight year old to class, and I was like, okay, 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:56.040 what's the worst going to happen? 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.920 Straight away? Crashed it, broke it, threw it out straight away. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:05.960 That's just Christmas. But also like aunties and uncles and grandparents, 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.000 they always seem to give like a present and then 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:10.920 a little chocolate with it, and they're more interested in 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.880 the little chocolate. Yeah. I found myself just been going, no, 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.000 look at the big picture here, look what you've been giving. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.920 They're like, oh that. It's like, oh my gosh, come 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:20.320 on man. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.360 The only gift that was a bit of a fail 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:30.200 was it was from Laura, the gift of love. Oh hello, 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:31.680 soggy doggie. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:35.320 Soggy doggy. Soggy doggy sounds like a sex position. Looks 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.320 have you ever tried this soggy doggie? 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.320 It looks fun, doesn't it. Look at him? 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.480 Look at him, soggy doggy there. Look how happy he looks. 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:44.320 And the kids are having a. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:45.320 Great time as well. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:46.640 It's in French. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.640 It's yeah, English and French. Apparently the French love a 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:51.560 soggy doggie. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.560 We all, I thought they'd like it more froggy style. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:57.960 Soggy Doggy Style. 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:05.360 Two million units sold around the world, so that you 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:09.360 know what, So just keep in mind that's what soggy 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:09.920 Doggy looks like. 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:10.840 One of the box. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:11.640 I think. 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:16.720 Look, products that put their achievements on the box, we 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:17.400 get it. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.480 Don't be a wanker. Don't be a wanker. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:20.880 This is soggy Doggie. 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:23.200 Hang on a second, get that box back up. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:26.440 Look how big that is? 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.040 What's the deal with the box being so big? 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:34.000 And well do you fill the doggie up or something? 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:36.240 Do you pack it out? 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:45.800 This is that that soggy doggie? 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:48.560 Oh my god. 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:53.200 And keeping in mind, you know I had to build that. 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.360 It doesn't look like much, but I thought that that 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:58.520 was the at home bathtub and that's a big soggy doggie. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.640 That's like the way it works. You meant to roll 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.240 the dice and then it's build as being the like 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.760 gateway board game for kids. You know, you don't want 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.240 to go straight into Monopoly. You want to go with 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.720 Soggy Doggy first, and then from there you build into 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:15.160 other games. It's really easy, it's fun. And you meant 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:17.400 to roll the dice and then you push the handles 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.280 and there's a like a tap thing that's missing, but 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.480 with every roll of the dice, it squirts some water 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:23.640 and then. 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.080 You don't know what it's going to happen. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:30.639 Soggy Doggie starts to shake it and that's it. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.280 Yeah, well, soggy Doggy, you're a disappointment. 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:37.359 The kids. We played it and the kids were like, 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:39.440 is that it? 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:39.920 Yeah? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:41.840 That sucks, and I was like, Laura. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:45.760 But then you get to wash the real dog. So 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:48.720 that was the only one which didn't really hit the mark. 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:49.520 Do you want to. 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:51.240 Fucking know it? 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:52.040 For the box? 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.000 I hate them everything about that marketing on that box. 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.920 Hate it. Look at it anyway, good one. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:04.520 Well you got snakes and ladders for Oscar meltdown because 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:06.439 he just wanted to be on the snakes all the 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:11.520 time because they're cooler anyway. But in terms of shit gifts, miss, 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.800