1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,520 Speaker 1: My paranoia is now over. 2 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 2: So yeah, it sounds lovely, sounds great. Is that charging? 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to leave that in the things, a 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 3: little travel charge. You never know, we could be out 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 3: on the road sucking dick for money and we need 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 3: to charge your phones. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 2: Very likely, very likely, things are going. Yeah, what heart 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: rate do you think you get up to? Sucking dick? 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty. 10 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Doating Dads. I can't even remember 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: the opening. 12 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: That's what she said. 13 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 3: I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Ash. 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: This is a podcast that's all about parenting. It's the good, the. 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 3: Bad, and the relatable. 16 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 2: And if you have come winning any type of advice, 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: I have to tell you that unfortunately we are not 18 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 2: the podcast for you. 19 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: Another year full of zero advice. 20 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 3: It does feel I don't know what to do with 21 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 3: my hands. Were running on a treadmill and you're like, 22 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 3: what do I. 23 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: Do in my hands? 24 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 2: Up? 25 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: Put in my pockets? 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 3: I was like before I was like banging away on 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 3: the desk and I was like, should hate that. I've 28 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,320 Speaker 3: better stopped doing that. 29 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: But here we are. 30 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 2: It's just it's weird to spend just more time with you. 31 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 2: We had a nice little break. 32 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: Well, you did ignore me for two weeks. 33 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 3: I knew you were going to because it's you wanted 34 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 3: to switch off and over had enough of him. No, 35 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 3: I didn't. You didn't message me. 36 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: I did. 37 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 3: I didn't. I missed it, mate, I missed Somebody put 38 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 3: me on mute in the text. 39 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: It's okay. 40 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 3: We caught up once we did. 41 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 2: We went to the cricket. Yes, and that was lovely. 42 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: That was a beautiful. It was a really nice day. 43 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 2: Although I'll be honest, I'm going to say it. I'm 44 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: not afraid to say it. I missed you. 45 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: Yes, I missed you too. 46 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 2: Thank you. 47 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: Okay, now that's over. 48 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 3: Let's move on to more important news. Matthew and we 49 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 3: do have an announcement. Just kick this year off with 50 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 3: the I don't know if that to make the cut, 51 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 3: but kick it off the. 52 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 2: One listening right now on the treadmill at the gym. 53 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 2: What the flipping off the treadmill ash belting through their earbuds. 54 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I did move out of the way 55 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: a little bit. 56 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,839 Speaker 2: So Yeah, we do have an exciting announcement to make. 57 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 2: We have a very close friend of the pod who 58 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 2: is going to be joining us for a long time. 59 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 2: I hope this is going to be the start of 60 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 2: something very beautiful. We are, of course, talking about a 61 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: new partner of the podcast, and this, to me is 62 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 2: a dream partnership. 63 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 3: It's a tasty one, is crispy, it is. 64 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 2: Beautiful, and I couldn't be more excited to say that 65 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 2: we are now in the company of Stone and Wood. 66 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 3: Yes, Stone and Wood. Cheers, Cheers to the new partner 67 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 3: of the show. 68 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 2: Cheers to ask, cheers the Stone Wood. 69 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So we are drinking the Pacific Hour, which 70 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 3: is the flagship in the portfolio. They have a number 71 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 3: of other lovely drops. Matthew, I don't know if you've 72 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 3: got a chance to try their lagers, which is easy drinking, 73 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 3: of course. 74 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,239 Speaker 2: No, I've just been sitting on the Pacific Ale. 75 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 3: They've also got a Cloudy Paler which is delicious, along 76 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 3: with the Hazy Power, which I'm also a big fan of, 77 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,359 Speaker 3: and they do other clouds. I believe they've got one 78 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: infused with mango that's about to come out as well. 79 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 3: So they do have something for every taste bud, every occasion, 80 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 3: every occasion and every taste bud. 81 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 2: But ash the most exciting part about this partnership is 82 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 2: what we get to offer you guys, the listeners, because 83 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 2: absolute would be very rude of us Ash to sit 84 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 2: here enjoy a beverage and not offer it out to 85 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 2: those people who are listening. 86 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm all over there. 87 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 2: So I thought we would do a competition, and it's 88 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 2: for a year's worth of beer. 89 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: Shut up. 90 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 2: So how that's going to work is it's a case 91 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: a month, okay of any beer that you want from 92 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 2: the Red portfolio. Could be the Hazy, it could be. 93 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 3: The options are endless. 94 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 2: Could be the larger, could be the pacific Ale. And 95 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 2: the way that this is going to work is that 96 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: we're going to have a post on two doting dads. 97 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: All you have to do is be following us, following 98 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,919 Speaker 2: Stone and Wood, comment who you would like. 99 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 3: To share a beer with, and we will pick someone. 100 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 3: And we're going to pick someone. Oh amazing. 101 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: So that's twelve months. 102 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 2: Twelve cases. 103 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 3: So all year you're going to get twelve cases of 104 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 3: Stone and Wood and think of the savings. 105 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: It's going to get delivered directly to your door. Oh 106 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,799 Speaker 2: maybe by me and Ash. We're not sure. It depends 107 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 2: where you let me. It depends if you committed to that, 108 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 2: tesus apply. 109 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: There will be teas. 110 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 3: And teas of course, and you have to be over 111 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 3: eighteen to enter, of course enter. 112 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, I doubt there's anyone under the age of 113 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 2: eighteen listening to the podcast. 114 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: Are you doing? 115 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 2: Sorry about that? 116 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 3: But yeah, once she used to that Stone and Wood beautiful. 117 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: Thank you guys, thank you Stone and Wood. 118 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 2: Did you go away? 119 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: No? Stay? I stayed put, stay put. Had a lot of. 120 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 3: Family come to me, which I hated. Sorry, mum, no, no, no, yeah, 121 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 3: I had like family came to Sydney. 122 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: We spent a lot. We did spend a lot of 123 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,279 Speaker 1: time with family. 124 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 3: We didn't necessarily go anywhere but Christmas with families, Christmas Day, 125 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 3: Christmas Day a combination between my grandmother's and my father 126 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 3: in law's house. So morning at my NaN's. Yep, I 127 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 3: gave her a calendar. She's very early about that. Then 128 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 3: spoon collection, nan, oh, spoon collection. N that's the tip 129 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 3: of the iceberg, my friend, Oh my god, you should 130 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 3: see how many spoons this week? 131 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,159 Speaker 2: And she always collected spoons. 132 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, she loves it. And we used to always get 133 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 3: her a spoon anywhere we went somewhere. Her house is 134 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 3: also a shrine to Elvis. 135 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 2: Elvis and spoons, so she loves it. What does she 136 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 2: like about a spoon? Is it just is that like 137 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 2: a what's not to. 138 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 1: Like about a spoon? 139 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 3: Well said? 140 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. 141 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 3: I've never asked, but there's always an ongoing joke about it. 142 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: When she dies, who gets the spoons? 143 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 2: Do you know where you're at in the will? 144 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 3: Are you what. 145 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 2: Percentage you're getting? 146 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: Hopefully zero? I don't want those spoons. 147 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 2: No, they're beautiful. 148 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 3: I want the ones back Eye gave her. But oh, 149 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 3: my grandmother, she's eighty seven. She just turned eighty seven 150 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 3: on the Wilks hand. By the way, stop trying to 151 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 3: get with my grandmother. Eighty seven on Sunday, just got 152 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 3: so Happy birthday to Nan. Big fan of the show, 153 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 3: big fan of the calendar. Is her name again, Olive 154 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 3: Olive Ah? Yes, beautiful names like Olive Oil. Big fan 155 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 3: of the show loves the calendar very much. The Seniors 156 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 3: Club also love that calendar very very much. Where she 157 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 3: put it, she took it down for like a show 158 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 3: and tell. It's not funny when kindergarten they have show 159 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 3: and tell. Then when you get old enough, you also 160 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 3: full circle full circle. Yeah, so she took it down 161 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:55,280 Speaker 3: there and much to think about. But on my lovely grandmother, 162 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 3: she obviously born in a very different generation. 163 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 2: Does she understand what a pod? 164 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to know. 165 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 3: I don't want to that's no idea, no idea, Like 166 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 3: she just thinks it's radio and then every now and 167 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 3: then I'm on the TV. She's like confused anyway. But 168 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 3: she's very switched on. But she also is from a 169 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 3: different generation. And as we know generations that have gone past, 170 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 3: things have changed. Things you can say, have changed, and 171 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 3: we all know that. You know, back then there was 172 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 3: a different there's different terms for things, all sorts of things. 173 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 2: I'm not going to be crassy, but also when you 174 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 2: get to I think once you're over the age of seventy, 175 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 2: you just don't give a shit anymore. That too, and 176 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 2: you just like whatever comes into your mind. You say, Yeah, 177 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 2: was she offensive to you? Was she offensive to me? 178 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 3: She wasn't offensive. She was confused. 179 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: So my parents came down. 180 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 3: They stayed at the caravan park near my place, and 181 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 3: they've got this big water park in the caravan with park, 182 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 3: which is great. Any caravan parks want to sponsor the show, 183 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 3: please get in touch with you. So I took Oscar 184 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 3: down there, and my sister took my niece down there. 185 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 3: Nan was staying with them for the day. It's a 186 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 3: cool little family out into so the kids can have 187 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 3: a plane of thing. What you would usually say to 188 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 3: a child when they look cute in something is oh, 189 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 3: you look cute in something for some reason? 190 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 2: What say why? 191 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 3: Nan said, oh, gee, you look sexy in those swimmers? Yeah, olive, 192 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 3: four year old. It's a four year old. And we're like, Nan, 193 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 3: you can't say that. And then she was like why not? 194 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 3: Why can't I say that? Because it's I don't know, 195 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 3: against the law. Also, just in. 196 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 2: New name added to Epstein Island Olive. 197 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,839 Speaker 3: How did he respond? Did what Oscar say? 198 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 1: Was he like he didn't know. 199 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 3: We were like, you can't say that, so red hot, 200 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 3: I'm like, Nan, you're going to get in trouble, We're 201 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 3: gonna get locked up. 202 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: You can't say that sort of stuff. 203 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 2: Did she respond in an understanding way? 204 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 3: Well, she like, shut up, I can say what I wanted. No, 205 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 3: she was she was like, oh, wasn't sure, but let's 206 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 3: hope it doesn't come out of her mouth again. 207 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: Because it was also very awkward. 208 00:08:59,240 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 2: She's at the park. 209 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 3: Can little girl a sexy kid? That as looks great. 210 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 3: We're about to get in trouble just from saying that. 211 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,720 Speaker 3: So let's move on from that. 212 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 2: Any senior citizens, we love you listening in. Yeah, cute, cute, beautiful. 213 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 3: Cute, beautiful, handsome of it's a boy lovely. Oh yeah, 214 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:25,839 Speaker 3: I think that's appropriate. Sexy, hot, not so dts spicy, 215 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 3: none of that, please, no, not for the kids, Not 216 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:36,199 Speaker 3: for the kids. DTF if you if that, if that 217 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 3: kind of vocabular wow into your mind, just know it's wrong. 218 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,000 Speaker 1: How was your Christmas? 219 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 2: Well, I know what we joked about it last year, 220 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 2: the fact that I was morphing into you. You know, 221 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 2: you may you may know now you'll see this video 222 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 2: on socials. I don't have a mustache. 223 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,199 Speaker 1: You don't. 224 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 2: Pre Christmas, I had the mustache, had it right up 225 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 2: until glorious last week or January. I started wearing hats, 226 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 2: got tattoos. People were saying that my laugh was similar 227 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 2: to yours, ash that we would both throw the head 228 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 2: back and cackle. And another thing happened that made me 229 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,440 Speaker 2: realize that I'm actually really morphing into you. 230 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:19,959 Speaker 1: This is why you shaved it off. You're just. 231 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 3: I got to break the cycle. 232 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 1: What happened to you? 233 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 3: Gott to hammer it. 234 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,959 Speaker 2: I found myself hating Christmas. 235 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,480 Speaker 3: Oh, welcome to the club, my friend. Yeah, sorry Santa. 236 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. I was always one to be very positive. 237 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 3: You know. 238 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 2: I think I recall saying that it was the best 239 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:42,960 Speaker 2: time of the year. 240 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,880 Speaker 3: It's the happiest and best time for you. 241 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up? 242 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 3: Do you know? 243 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 2: It's not for those people that are hosting Christmas at 244 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:58,199 Speaker 2: their house and then in addition to that also looking 245 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,959 Speaker 2: after the food as well. That double responsibility sucks. 246 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: So no one had to bring anything. No, well people 247 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: do anyway. 248 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 2: Issue is I don't think bring things that don't go. 249 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 2: I don't want to put this on my brothers, no 250 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 2: do it, but I will. They don't listen to the show. 251 00:11:14,559 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: So Mum listens and she'll tell them. 252 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 2: She'll keep that under wrap. So I'll say, has anyone 253 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 2: listened to Matt's recent episode? And she goes, yeaheah, was just. 254 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,839 Speaker 3: They didn't say anything bad about you at all, but 255 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 3: praise for you. 256 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 2: Boys, And I'm like, they fucking suck. Issue is they 257 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 2: come down. My brothers, three of them are in Queensland. 258 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 2: They come down to Sydney and so you know, they 259 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 2: don't have access to a car to drive to the 260 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,560 Speaker 2: shops to pick up ingredients, that don't have a kitchen, 261 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 2: and you know they're staying in a little apartment so 262 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:43,640 Speaker 2: they can't. 263 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 3: You know. 264 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 2: I'm just like, don't worry. 265 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: Just bring her a halfway house eventually. 266 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, just bring a good attitude, maybe a present for 267 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 2: the kids and some alcohol and that's all I need. 268 00:11:54,160 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 2: And so Laura and I don't call my kids sexy. 269 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 2: It was very stressful ash And also we won that 270 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 2: RSL competition. 271 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 1: The ham. 272 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 3: We won the hand and the pork. 273 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 2: Oh god, we want too. Yeah, and the pork was 274 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 2: this big hunk of like it was a massive hunk 275 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 2: and I didn't need it. 276 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 3: Didn't need it. 277 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 2: We had the seafood, we had the ham. But then 278 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 2: Laura was like, hey, I'll do a roast loin of 279 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 2: pork beautiful, which we've never done before. You know, said 280 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 2: like Laura's researching the morning off. We then had the 281 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 2: pork in the oven like basting it and trying to 282 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 2: look you know, it's actually we had to salt it 283 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:38,480 Speaker 2: to get the crackling. It's just very stressful. And then 284 00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 2: like everyone's here having that responsibility. I was like, I 285 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 2: just can't wait for everyone to leave. 286 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get the hell out of my asse. 287 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, like, don't overstay, you welcome, don't get in my 288 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 3: fucking way and shut the fuck up. Yeah. So I 289 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 3: was You're meant to be festive, but the thing is 290 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 3: the pressure of being festive makes you grouchy. 291 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 2: Absolute absolutely. And then we didn't go anywhere for the 292 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 2: Christmas break. We stayed here, and I think the most 293 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 2: enjoyable time for me was like after New. 294 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 1: Year's whenever one left. 295 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,959 Speaker 2: The beginning literally was the beginning of Yeah, the year 296 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 2: when yeah, like no presence, You're not having to like 297 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 2: cater to all the family. And I was like, oh 298 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,959 Speaker 2: my god. I looked in the mirror one morning and 299 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 2: I looked at myself and I'm like, I am Ash Wicks. 300 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. 301 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 3: Not only do I look like him, I'm like him 302 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 3: feel like him. 303 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I was a bit of a Christmas grouch. 304 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 3: So you've gone for a full restart of your life. Yeah, 305 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,200 Speaker 3: you'rekno going to mop into me. I'm resetting. You can't stop, 306 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 3: You can't stop what's already started though, what about Okay, 307 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 3: like back on Christmas really quickly, did your kids get 308 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 3: any presents that you thought, why the fuck would make 309 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 3: someone buy this for my kid? 310 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 2: No, most of the toys were pretty good. Laura put 311 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,120 Speaker 2: on a pretty good spread with. 312 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,959 Speaker 3: The girls toy wise. 313 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: They got in the last minute effort like that. 314 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 2: You know, even you know how it is when we 315 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,719 Speaker 2: got all the toys sorted. We go into the last 316 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 2: few days leading up to Christmas with the pressure taking 317 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 2: off our shoulders about worrying about gifts, and then Marley 318 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 2: would be like, actually, you know what I want. I 319 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 2: want a Gabby dollhouse doll and we're like shit, and 320 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 2: then Laura would run back to Kmart and get that sorted. 321 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 2: The gift that they liked the most was the cheapest one, 322 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 2: which was a lip gloss, like of everything, of everything 323 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 2: we gave the girls, like once they were all opened 324 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 2: up all the presents, yeah, it was the lip gloss 325 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 2: that they like the most, which is like a couple 326 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 2: of dollars. 327 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,960 Speaker 1: No, I can't find any of the toys that we got. 328 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're like, I know, like I got oscar, 329 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 3: a remote control car like a hobby. 330 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: It's not a hobby grade one, but it's like close. 331 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 3: It's like eight year old to class, and I was like, okay, 332 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 3: what's the worst going to happen? 333 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: Straight away? Crashed it, broke it, threw it out straight away. 334 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 3: That's just Christmas. But also like aunties and uncles and grandparents, 335 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 3: they always seem to give like a present and then 336 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 3: a little chocolate with it, and they're more interested in 337 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 3: the little chocolate. Yeah. I found myself just been going, no, 338 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 3: look at the big picture here, look what you've been giving. 339 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: They're like, oh that. It's like, oh my gosh, come 340 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: on man. 341 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 2: The only gift that was a bit of a fail 342 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 2: was it was from Laura, the gift of love. Oh hello, 343 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,680 Speaker 2: soggy doggie. 344 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: Soggy doggy. Soggy doggy sounds like a sex position. Looks 345 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: have you ever tried this soggy doggie? 346 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 3: It looks fun, doesn't it. Look at him? 347 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,480 Speaker 2: Look at him, soggy doggy there. Look how happy he looks. 348 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 2: And the kids are having a. 349 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 3: Great time as well. 350 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 1: It's in French. 351 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 2: It's yeah, English and French. Apparently the French love a 352 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 2: soggy doggie. 353 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: We all, I thought they'd like it more froggy style. 354 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: Soggy Doggy Style. 355 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 2: Two million units sold around the world, so that you 356 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 2: know what, So just keep in mind that's what soggy 357 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 2: Doggy looks like. 358 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 3: One of the box. 359 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: I think. 360 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 3: Look, products that put their achievements on the box, we 361 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 3: get it. 362 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 1: Don't be a wanker. Don't be a wanker. 363 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 2: This is soggy Doggie. 364 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: Hang on a second, get that box back up. 365 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 3: Look how big that is? 366 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 1: What's the deal with the box being so big? 367 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:34,000 Speaker 3: And well do you fill the doggie up or something? 368 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: Do you pack it out? 369 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 2: This is that that soggy doggie? 370 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 371 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 2: And keeping in mind, you know I had to build that. 372 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 3: It doesn't look like much, but I thought that that 373 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 3: was the at home bathtub and that's a big soggy doggie. 374 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 2: That's like the way it works. You meant to roll 375 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 2: the dice and then it's build as being the like 376 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 2: gateway board game for kids. You know, you don't want 377 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,240 Speaker 2: to go straight into Monopoly. You want to go with 378 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 2: Soggy Doggy first, and then from there you build into 379 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,160 Speaker 2: other games. It's really easy, it's fun. And you meant 380 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 2: to roll the dice and then you push the handles 381 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 2: and there's a like a tap thing that's missing, but 382 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,480 Speaker 2: with every roll of the dice, it squirts some water 383 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,640 Speaker 2: and then. 384 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 3: You don't know what it's going to happen. 385 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 2: Soggy Doggie starts to shake it and that's it. 386 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, soggy Doggy, you're a disappointment. 387 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 2: The kids. We played it and the kids were like, 388 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:39,440 Speaker 2: is that it? 389 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:39,920 Speaker 1: Yeah? 390 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 2: That sucks, and I was like, Laura. 391 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 3: But then you get to wash the real dog. So 392 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 3: that was the only one which didn't really hit the mark. 393 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 2: Do you want to. 394 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: Fucking know it? 395 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 3: For the box? 396 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 1: I hate them everything about that marketing on that box. 397 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 1: Hate it. Look at it anyway, good one. 398 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 3: Well you got snakes and ladders for Oscar meltdown because 399 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,439 Speaker 3: he just wanted to be on the snakes all the 400 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 3: time because they're cooler anyway. But in terms of shit gifts, miss, 401 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 3: look what I'm gonna talk about now is it's not 402 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 3: a shit gift. 403 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,880 Speaker 1: It's I kind of feel like my mother in law 404 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,320 Speaker 1: hates me. 405 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:19,920 Speaker 2: I'm sure she does. 406 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm sure she does. 407 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:22,920 Speaker 2: Can you blame her? 408 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: No? 409 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 3: What she has gotten my kids is I don't know 410 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 3: if you saw on my Instagram, it's a double microphone 411 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,480 Speaker 3: carry yoka machine that's wireless, yeah, that you charge and 412 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 3: can take anywhere. Why would you get me that? Why 413 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 3: would you get my kids that? I was like, yay, why. 414 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,639 Speaker 2: I've made the mistake of buying that for Maley for 415 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 2: a birthday because I was like, she loves concerts, it 416 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 2: would be great fun. The fun for us last for 417 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 2: about three minutes, and then you just got a kid 418 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 2: with a microph it yeah, just going. 419 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure. There was one moment that 420 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,399 Speaker 3: was really cute and I thought, oh, okay, because you 421 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 3: can turn it up and down. But when you realize 422 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:12,320 Speaker 3: that volume does not affect Toddler's screaming into things. It's 423 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 3: just the same volume all the time. Oscar was like, 424 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 3: I'm still standing you did he hear Mazie. 425 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,720 Speaker 1: Like in the corner go ah? 426 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 3: And I was like, that's pretty cute. But then I 427 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 3: think I went out to help clean up Christmas lunch, 428 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,760 Speaker 3: walk back inside and all I hear is. 429 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,199 Speaker 1: Going oh bye bye bye bah bah bah but. 430 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 3: The top of his luck And I'm like. 431 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 2: What is it about microphones that just removes the ability 432 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 2: for kids to make any words? 433 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,359 Speaker 3: Like they just vocabulary on the kid is outstanding. Do 434 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 3: you put a microphone in front of the hes I'm like, 435 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,440 Speaker 3: oh my god, what the fuck? So I've hidden it, 436 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 3: You've got it, and I've got a plan. I've got 437 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 3: a plan to sneak it into my mother in law's 438 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 3: house so when the kids go, so if she's listening, 439 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 3: which she mon't be, would she listens to this, I'm 440 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,600 Speaker 3: going to sneak it in, and then before I drop 441 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 3: the kids off there for like a little play. 442 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, do you know she's. 443 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 2: Got the speaker. 444 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 3: She got the speaker and it's charged, and it's sitting 445 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 3: there waiting for you to annoy the fuck out of 446 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,080 Speaker 3: her with it. 447 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 2: And here's the line of cocaine. Lock the door. 448 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,200 Speaker 3: So your problem now? 449 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,159 Speaker 1: Oh absolutely. 450 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 3: So that was really the shittest thing we got other 451 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 3: than the remote control card, which was Oscar just destroyed 452 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,359 Speaker 3: it immediately. 453 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 2: Question for you, what happened with your daycare? Were they back? 454 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 2: They are back open now because. 455 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,880 Speaker 3: She goes to two Yeah, well here's one because it's 456 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,360 Speaker 3: a preschool closed, but he goes to the other one. 457 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: They were open the whole time. 458 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,959 Speaker 3: When did you send him back in a daycare? I 459 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,359 Speaker 3: think the week they both went one day in the 460 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 3: middle of the Christmas Yeah, break because we just had 461 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,440 Speaker 3: enough of them. 462 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: Parenting is painful, dude. 463 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 2: You need a break as well. Also after Christmas, that 464 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,440 Speaker 2: is such a. 465 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 3: It's really good to get the house in order. 466 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:15,080 Speaker 2: AKA spoken on the couch, spoken like in his middle age, 467 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 2: and it was just nice and we got someway. 468 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,920 Speaker 3: It was nice to get the house back in working order, 469 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,679 Speaker 3: like a finally tuned machine. They walk back in and 470 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 3: tornado the fuck out of it. 471 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 2: I did feel a bit guilty on the twenty seventh 472 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 2: where Maley and Lola, who've just had like an amazing 473 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 2: couple of days nothing but presents. Also in the lead 474 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 2: up to Christmas, we had some friends drop in and say, oh, 475 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 2: here's a gift for Marley and Lola and they and 476 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 2: the friends were like, let the moment it now, because 477 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,760 Speaker 2: they want to see the reaction of the gifts. 478 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: They're just getting weeks worth like his presence. 479 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 2: They come up the back of that and they wake 480 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 2: up on the twenty seventh and they come down the stairs. 481 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: And you burnt the Christmas tree down literally. 482 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,520 Speaker 3: And then you're like. 483 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,320 Speaker 2: Take that, and they're like, what presents have we got? 484 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 2: Today and I'm like, you're going. 485 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,680 Speaker 3: To dayre yeah, reality check. 486 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 2: They were so confused and it was like a half day, 487 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 2: like a ten thirty to three o'clock. 488 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,600 Speaker 3: It's just like a six am to six pm situation. 489 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 3: And there was like four kids there was. 490 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 1: I didn't feel bad at all. I should have. I 491 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 1: should have felt horrible. And I was like, none of 492 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,159 Speaker 1: my friends are here, am I. 493 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,080 Speaker 3: I'm like, but you're here and you're your own friend. 494 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,360 Speaker 3: Bye out the door. 495 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 2: I felt really guilty, felt really good, I know, but 496 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,400 Speaker 2: it was. It was so nice. So the first time 497 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 2: in forever where Laura and I like went to the 498 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 2: beach by ourselves and we're like. 499 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,359 Speaker 3: You need a break too, and like a message to 500 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 3: the parents out there, give yourself a break. I always 501 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 3: say that and then get it right back to it. 502 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,640 Speaker 2: Well then after that, after that ordeal, we then had 503 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,200 Speaker 2: another ordeal to deal. 504 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,719 Speaker 1: With or deal to deal with. 505 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 2: Yes, laid on me very tongue twisty yeah sentence. We 506 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,159 Speaker 2: had decided more so Laura. I don't want to throw 507 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,679 Speaker 2: Laura under the busket because she's very proactive with these 508 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 2: types of decisions, which is a great thing. So she 509 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,920 Speaker 2: just makes them without you, well she did. I think 510 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 2: she tells you she had to be fair. She had 511 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 2: flagged it with me, and I was kind of like, yeah, whatever. 512 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 2: We decided to remove the dummies. We've talked about it 513 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,240 Speaker 2: in the last episode where we said leading up to Christmas, 514 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 2: we're going to give the dummies to Santa It. 515 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,679 Speaker 1: Do recall it was hell. It was hell then and 516 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: that was weeks ago. 517 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 2: She came good for a couple of days. 518 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 1: When all the presents were getting dished out. 519 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was distracting it. And then at the same time, 520 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 2: Laura said, I'd like to have Marley and Lola in 521 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,800 Speaker 2: the same room and all the time or yeah, like permanently, 522 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 2: so that share rooms. Upstairs, we're going to have a 523 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,919 Speaker 2: room free and now Marley and Lola to be the 524 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 2: free room are going to be well just in case, 525 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,120 Speaker 2: like you know, Laura's mum comes from Willongong and she's 526 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 2: got somewhere to stay. 527 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what I said. 528 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, very kinds soggy doggy. 529 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 1: Soggy doggie be a pillow. 530 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 2: So we decided we put the cot in with the 531 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,920 Speaker 2: single bed with Marley. They're now sharing a room and 532 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 2: up until this point our kids are sleeping pretty well. 533 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 2: But from this point on, once the dummies have been removed, 534 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,880 Speaker 2: it is brutal. 535 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 3: It has been. 536 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 2: The nightly routine is like, we'll have dinner at six o'clock. 537 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,520 Speaker 3: She just not said it, like what's what will you 538 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 3: explain to me? 539 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:22,159 Speaker 2: What? 540 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 3: So? 541 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 1: What does that look like? 542 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,560 Speaker 2: So just for so long, her whole entire life to 543 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 2: soothe dummy, dummy that's been taken away. She now has 544 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 2: no idea, like she's. 545 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 3: Just what to do with the s Yeah, she's just 546 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 3: like running on the treadmill all over again. 547 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 2: Las She's like, what do these things do? So the 548 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 2: nighttime routine is we'll have dinner at six o'clock, op 549 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,520 Speaker 2: in the bar, six thirty seven o'clock, we'll read a book, 550 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,560 Speaker 2: we'll go to bed, and then Laula will scream for 551 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,600 Speaker 2: probably like an hour and a half. 552 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: In the same room as Marley. 553 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, just we'll like we'll flip out, and 554 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 2: she then will say just everything possible to delay going 555 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,919 Speaker 2: to bed. So she's like, I need to go to 556 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 2: toilet again. I want another book, I want a different blanket, 557 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,520 Speaker 2: I want a different toy. And we tried to give 558 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 2: her like a comfort toy that hasn't worked. She's now 559 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,200 Speaker 2: keeping Mali awake, so all's like, hey. 560 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: Going not to move her out of the room. 561 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,200 Speaker 3: Well, I think we're now. 562 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,160 Speaker 2: I think we're going to put Lola back into the room, 563 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 2: which kind of sucks because I have to take the 564 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 2: cock apart and build it again. 565 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,800 Speaker 1: Doesn't pit it the door? 566 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 3: Bro sucked in, thank you, So it's I sport for me. Bro, 567 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,119 Speaker 3: I just like sucked in. 568 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to. I wouldn't want to do that. 569 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,679 Speaker 2: Also, once we finally get her asleep, she'll wake up 570 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 2: at about twelve thirty screaming NonStop, looking for comfort. Doesn't 571 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,160 Speaker 2: have anything to comfort her, so she's just like screaming 572 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 2: until she kind of gets herself tired and goes back 573 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 2: to sleep. And then in addition to that, she's waking 574 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:57,360 Speaker 2: up at five am screaming again and then can't get 575 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 2: back to sleep. 576 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 1: Just regressed. 577 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 2: Shit, it hard out ship that top word. That word 578 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,560 Speaker 2: regress puts fear. 579 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and any parent listening that's got little kids 580 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 3: the word regress, they're just like spine tingling. 581 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 1: They're like regress. 582 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,120 Speaker 3: Else when you think you've grown out of regression, it's 583 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:23,640 Speaker 3: like they're regressing. That's great, well, Oscar and Macie they share, 584 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,880 Speaker 3: but your kids don't fucking like the dummy. They never did, no, no, 585 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,880 Speaker 3: but they do have their comfort things that they need 586 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,399 Speaker 3: and have to have every now, Like Oscar's got this. 587 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,119 Speaker 3: Have you not seen depleted Elmo? 588 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 589 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 3: Mate, the guy looks like he's got an eating disorder. 590 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 3: What's yeah, just they're like, sometimes you just got to 591 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 3: have a certain book in the bed or whatever, and 592 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,399 Speaker 3: that's fine. But they honestly like hasn't been an issue 593 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,640 Speaker 3: for us. That room they're in quite big. But they 594 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,640 Speaker 3: also like when they go to bed at the same 595 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,120 Speaker 3: time together, which is every night. Now you can hear 596 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,399 Speaker 3: them chatting like in their own little way, which is 597 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 3: really cute. 598 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,800 Speaker 1: And then every now and then you hear like a 599 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 1: like a one of them laugh or something like that. 600 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, okay, for a certain amount of time, 601 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 3: it's fine, and then they just conk out. 602 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what the deal is. 603 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,160 Speaker 3: But every now and then we'll have a night where 604 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 3: it's like someone's got to come in with us, mainly 605 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 3: Oscar because it makes it be a pain of the 606 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,360 Speaker 3: ass because she doesn't listen to anybody. She just does 607 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 3: her anything, But she's still in a cop so that 608 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 3: kind of still works. You can't get out. But I've 609 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,480 Speaker 3: got no advice for you because they didn't have the 610 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 3: issue with the dummy. 611 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,879 Speaker 2: Well, someone someone said, because I posted that video on 612 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 2: Instagram and people are like, oh, no, you need to 613 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 2: put vinegar on the dummy. 614 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,199 Speaker 1: So they hate it. 615 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,760 Speaker 2: So they hate it. Or you need to snip the 616 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 2: dummy sort of the suction. Yeah, which if we did that, 617 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,119 Speaker 2: she'd just be like, what the fuck is this she 618 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,879 Speaker 2: giving me? Yeah, you give me a broken dummy, get 619 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 2: me another one, because I know there's twenty four in 620 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 2: the house somewhere. 621 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, so then she's got a list of wishes of 622 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,360 Speaker 1: hidden them. 623 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 2: I said to someone, I'm like, I'm never going to surrender, 624 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 2: like we're going to perseverere. 625 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,399 Speaker 1: That's good, you got to go. That's the right way, 626 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,000 Speaker 1: it's the right. 627 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,639 Speaker 3: But it's it's short term pain, long term gain. 628 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 2: It's easy for you to fucking say that because I 629 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 2: have surrendered. 630 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 1: Ash, Oh, you've given up. 631 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,120 Speaker 2: I gave it back the dummy. 632 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 3: You did not when last night last night and she 633 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,159 Speaker 3: slept right through Ah, yeah, she got this. 634 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,399 Speaker 2: This is what she was doing, right, she was like, 635 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,640 Speaker 2: and I went, do you want this? And she went, 636 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 2: what's that? 637 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,359 Speaker 1: Yes? Please? 638 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,119 Speaker 3: Thank you literally love you. 639 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,040 Speaker 2: YEA dude stopped in her tracks and she went cheers 640 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,119 Speaker 2: in the fell asleep. Within two minutes she was gone. 641 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 2: She slept into six thirty this morning and I'm like, 642 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 2: and then daycare as well were like, how is she 643 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,800 Speaker 2: going without the dummy? You know you've done the right 644 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 2: thing here, and I'm like, oh, yeah, she's going. 645 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 3: Great, really good. 646 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: Does she do the same at the midday nap? 647 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 2: Well, they've kind of she's out of the midday nap. 648 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 2: She's kind of like lost. 649 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: It's not midday napping at all. 650 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, but which maybe because she didn't have the dummy. 651 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 2: So now the fear is that she's going to start 652 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 2: asking daycare for the dummy, who thinks that I've taken 653 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 2: it away. 654 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,440 Speaker 3: From her And that's their problem though, isn't it. I 655 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 3: hope anyway, screams herself asleep there gets here for straighter. 656 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,520 Speaker 2: Some people have said to me they'll give it up 657 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 2: when they're ready. 658 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: Well, that's also a good way to look at it. 659 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 3: I mean, it's kind of like you would hate if 660 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 3: someone took something that you relied on vagina. 661 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 1: Very different. 662 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 3: If that was taken away from me, I don't know 663 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 3: you had one. 664 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 1: Anyway. 665 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 3: Anyway, Ah, great news. What's that. 666 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: We have a new segment. 667 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah we do. 668 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, we do have a new segment. We're just trialing it. 669 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,240 Speaker 1: See how it goes. 670 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no no no. 671 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 3: I love it. How you play it? 672 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 2: You play it like it's no big deal. But we've 673 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 2: you've got an intro song for this segment, which means 674 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 2: it's here for at least two months. 675 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 4: Okay. 676 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 3: Once it's a song, it's locked in. 677 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 1: Yes, we're calling it Tantrums of the Week. 678 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,080 Speaker 2: Yes, so we ran it last year. 679 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it last week last year. 680 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 3: So you send if you do have a ridiculous tantrum 681 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 3: that your kid has thrown, we want to hear about it. 682 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 1: The more ridiculous the better, Like we had last year. 683 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 3: I think someone their kid went mental because they couldn't 684 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 3: put the hood of their jumper on. 685 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 1: But they actually didn't have a hood on the jumper, and. 686 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,120 Speaker 3: The parent had to take a photo and go, look, 687 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 3: you don't have a hood on this jumper. That was 688 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 3: really really funny. So the more ridiculous you can d 689 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 3: m us or you can send us. Look, there's no 690 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,560 Speaker 3: prizes this time unless someone picks this segment up, which 691 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 3: if you're listening, who can we get I don't know, 692 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 3: we'll see. But anyway, let's go into the new intro song. 693 00:30:48,120 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 4: Let's go. 694 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 1: Right, man, I've got one for you really quick. 695 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,239 Speaker 2: Please, Actually, before you do that, can I just tell 696 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,719 Speaker 2: you about a little tantrum that we had this morning. 697 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 2: Also off the back of Lola just hating life of 698 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 2: no dummy. This morning, I put her in the car 699 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 2: Laura was taking her to daycare, and she was like, 700 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,800 Speaker 2: I want mom to close the car door. Laura's already 701 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 2: in the driver's seat, engine's on, ready to go. 702 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 703 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,280 Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm going to close the door, and 704 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 2: she's like, I want mom to do it. No, I'm 705 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 2: closing the door. And she was like, oh, said I 706 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,960 Speaker 2: want to shut the door. And Laura said, you called 707 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,960 Speaker 2: me after she did drop off and said Lola screamed 708 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes over the whole draft, over the fact 709 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,360 Speaker 2: that I shut the car door, not Laura. 710 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,320 Speaker 3: That's painful. That's the sort of stuff I want to hear. 711 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 3: That's all we want to hear. Yeah, that's great. So 712 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 3: you're I'm going to go into one that was sent 713 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 3: to us already. 714 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: This one says my. 715 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 3: Son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't give him the 716 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:14,280 Speaker 3: cheese from someone else's trolley. Yeah, that's what I want, quick, 717 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 3: easy and idiotic reason why the audacity. 718 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,600 Speaker 2: I've got one here, Ash, and it says I changed 719 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 2: my toddlers nappy and he replied, no, poo gone, poo gone. 720 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,840 Speaker 2: He then proceeded to have a meltdown for twenty minutes 721 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,240 Speaker 2: because the poo was gone. 722 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 3: Who was gone? Well? I think I know the answer 723 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 3: to that one. Leave him in the shitty nappy, Sit 724 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 3: in that big boy. Oh great, stop twenty minutes. 725 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 2: Minutes, meltdown, meltdown, solid effort. 726 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,320 Speaker 3: If you have one, please send us a DM had 727 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,400 Speaker 3: two dotting dads on the GRAM. On the Gram yep, 728 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 3: or you can do on a two DD at outlook 729 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 3: dot com dot a you. Hey, let's finish up with 730 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,080 Speaker 3: a couple of questions. 731 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, would you like me to go first? 732 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,080 Speaker 1: Sure? Laid on me a big man, Ash. 733 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,400 Speaker 3: This one is from Jordan. 734 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,840 Speaker 2: Hey, Jordan, he has messaged in and he's got two kids. 735 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,040 Speaker 2: Lucky Jordan, but he's struggling a little bit. 736 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,160 Speaker 1: Oh that's sad. 737 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 2: He wants to know. Do you have any advice for 738 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,120 Speaker 2: maintaining your sanity for someone who has two kids kids 739 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,440 Speaker 2: are two weeks old, wells two year old fresh, whilst 740 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 2: also trying to manage the household as well. No, no, no, yeah, 741 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,680 Speaker 2: the answer is no, that's I don't know. 742 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,800 Speaker 1: Look, it's a tough time. 743 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,720 Speaker 3: Two weeks is young, so you are essentially you've got 744 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 3: to wrangle the kids. You've got to manage, keep the 745 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 3: house clean, keep your wife happy, because you'd be fucking tired. 746 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: You're also probably tired. 747 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,520 Speaker 3: I would say if it's a hard you can somehow 748 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 3: try and in between giving your wife's you know, the 749 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,760 Speaker 3: rest that she needs, find some rest herself. 750 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:09,480 Speaker 2: Do you know what I find the most helpful, Jordan, 751 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 2: If you're not wanking right. 752 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,600 Speaker 3: Now, wank more a hand, goes straight to the. 753 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 2: Bathroom, and I guarantee it'll make you feel just a 754 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,319 Speaker 2: little bit better. 755 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, you come up with a smile on your face. 756 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,319 Speaker 2: But that is the hardest time, and also depends on 757 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,920 Speaker 2: how your kids are going. Like if you've got a 758 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 2: two year old that's struggling with a new sibling in 759 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 2: addition to a two week old that might not be 760 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:30,960 Speaker 2: an easy newborn. 761 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,920 Speaker 1: It's a shit show. It is a just yeah, oh. 762 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 2: My god, the thought of having a third and going 763 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,520 Speaker 2: back to a newborn that's tricky. Like I have flashbacks 764 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,239 Speaker 2: to Lola, who was a tricky baby, and I'm like, 765 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,320 Speaker 2: I just couldn't do it. You've just got to dig 766 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,320 Speaker 2: deep and know that it will get better. 767 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I think that's pretty solid. 768 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,280 Speaker 2: But also jerk off on and communicate with your partner. 769 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,319 Speaker 3: Yes, I always say this right close to tell me 770 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,320 Speaker 3: grumpy is because you're tired, right, And I've said it before. 771 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: On this podcast. 772 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 3: Two half rested people, yep, okay, doesn't make one full 773 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,800 Speaker 3: rested person, doesn't. 774 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,879 Speaker 2: There he is there, he is. 775 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:15,799 Speaker 3: So like I said, let your wife rest and then 776 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 3: try and find some rest yourself so that you can 777 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 3: get back on that level, get rid of the grumpies. 778 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 2: Ash wisdom Wicks. That's what I call you. 779 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,000 Speaker 1: The Wizard. 780 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,480 Speaker 3: That's what they call me this year, the Wizard. All right, man, 781 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,240 Speaker 3: I've got a question for you. This one is from Elliott. 782 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,359 Speaker 3: He says, afternoon, boys, I hope you're both well, not bad, 783 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,120 Speaker 3: not bad. 784 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: I'm a little bit tired now. 785 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,319 Speaker 3: Absolutely love the pod started listening from the beginning as 786 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 3: my partner was four to five months pregnant. 787 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,399 Speaker 1: Our little girl was born two weeks ago. Another fresh one. 788 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,239 Speaker 2: Oh god, we got all the freshies. 789 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,040 Speaker 3: Just wondering, did either of you find in the first 790 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 3: few weeks they were more interested in mum rather than you? 791 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,480 Speaker 1: Or does my kid just hate me? Eh? 792 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 2: Dude, get ready for a life of hate. 793 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,279 Speaker 1: You're a blob, man. 794 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 3: I always say for the you could be any old 795 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,600 Speaker 3: blob and they're like, unless you're going to start. 796 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,640 Speaker 1: Breastfeeding, bro, you are not important to that child. 797 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, does not care about you at all, I will say. 798 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,279 Speaker 3: Though, but they don't have the brain capacity to hate 799 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:19,799 Speaker 3: at that age. 800 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,319 Speaker 2: No, No, they just want the essentials, i e. 801 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: The boobs, just like we all want. 802 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Elliott, I find the choice between you and 803 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 2: my wife's boobs. Sorry, it's hard because you, I think 804 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,040 Speaker 2: when you have Whenmalley was born, it was just like, 805 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,560 Speaker 2: you know, we were both just like gushing over this 806 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,720 Speaker 2: newborn and then Lola came about, and whilst Lola didn't 807 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 2: want a piece of me, it's nice to have those 808 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,680 Speaker 2: like a bit of bro, time with your firstborn child, Like, 809 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 2: I think that's such a crucial time to really like 810 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 2: establish a relationship. But even now, I don't know if 811 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,439 Speaker 2: it's off the back of the whole dummy speaking. 812 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: Your prize possession. 813 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even take the dummies off, Lola. 814 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,080 Speaker 1: It was it was you're blamed, Bro. 815 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,200 Speaker 2: She's put the Laura's in her ear being, Like I 816 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,360 Speaker 2: tried to give the dummies. 817 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,480 Speaker 3: Bunch, but Dad said no, He's in charge on me. 818 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 2: That's why she hates me. But for whatever reason, Lola 819 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:20,239 Speaker 2: cannot stand this side of me once we're in the house, like, 820 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,200 Speaker 2: hates it when I try and put her in the bath, 821 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 2: hates it when I try and brush her teeth. 822 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: Just hates everything about it. 823 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,200 Speaker 2: I can't even read her a book. If I try 824 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,359 Speaker 2: and give her a kiss good night, she will palm 825 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,120 Speaker 2: me in the face and be like, what are you doing? 826 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 2: Only mum can do that? 827 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,279 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well there you have it, Elliott, your 828 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:40,840 Speaker 1: kid hates you. 829 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,680 Speaker 2: It happens to everyone. 830 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 3: It comes and goes, though, because there was times where 831 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,640 Speaker 3: you know, like Oscar and I butt head's like the 832 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,640 Speaker 3: best of them, Like, for God's sake, drives me crazy. 833 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,319 Speaker 3: But then like we go through spells where we're like, 834 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,879 Speaker 3: you know, we love each other so much and it's 835 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,040 Speaker 3: it's obvious, but like, yeah, you go through phases and 836 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 3: you know that's really early on. 837 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,840 Speaker 1: Don't stand over that kid and go why do you 838 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,919 Speaker 1: hate me? Because that's what you feel like doing? 839 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,759 Speaker 2: Well something like, dude, this morning, I was trying to 840 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,920 Speaker 2: get Laula ready and she's like, oh, mom, to do it. 841 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,680 Speaker 2: And I was like, well, yeah, like you know, fine, 842 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 2: fuck it. Yeah, that kind of attitude, I understand, that's 843 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 2: what I had. And I'm like, I don't know if 844 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,320 Speaker 2: I like, I don't know what approach. 845 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,440 Speaker 3: I don't know what my place is in this house anymore. 846 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:29,840 Speaker 3: It's sucks. 847 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,040 Speaker 2: Sometimes it's nice, except like in the middle of the 848 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,239 Speaker 2: night I mentioned that Lula was waking up at you know, 849 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,600 Speaker 2: three in the morning screaming, and if I step foot 850 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,439 Speaker 2: in that room, she's like, not. 851 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,560 Speaker 3: You, You're all right, I'm back to here, Laura, you're up. 852 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,239 Speaker 3: Except now that's starting to wear pretty thin. Yeah on 853 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 3: on Laura. 854 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 2: At the start, I was like, this is great. I 855 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,600 Speaker 2: get to sleep the whole night. No. No, Now I'm like, 856 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,680 Speaker 2: I I wish I could do anything help. 857 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 858 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, and she hates you, dude, wait for the teenagers. 859 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,719 Speaker 3: Bro going to hate you as well, hate you, then 860 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,319 Speaker 3: hate you, now hate your two weeks Marley still loves me. 861 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:10,880 Speaker 3: Yeah for now, So Elliott, just go easy on yourself. Mate, 862 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,920 Speaker 3: Maybe come back to us in at the end of 863 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 3: this year and just let us know how it's going. 864 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 1: We will. 865 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 2: But also congrats on the Jordan and Elliott. 866 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,320 Speaker 3: Yes, a couple of newbies for the year or last 867 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,600 Speaker 3: back into last year. Christmas babies, their birthday is going 868 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,880 Speaker 3: to get mixed up with Christmas every year. 869 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,600 Speaker 1: That'll be fine for you. 870 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,839 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's sucked in. 871 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,040 Speaker 4: We sucked in? 872 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,840 Speaker 2: Ain't on that note? 873 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,080 Speaker 1: That's all we have time? 874 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,080 Speaker 2: We should get out of here. Should If you have 875 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 2: enjoyed this episode, hey, why don't you just maybe send 876 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,320 Speaker 2: it to a friend, to someone out. 877 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 1: There, a colleague. 878 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,200 Speaker 2: A colleague, Yeah, anyone who comes to your house as 879 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,239 Speaker 2: a visitor would be like, thanks for coming. By the way, 880 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,520 Speaker 2: listen to forty four, season two of Two Doting. 881 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,560 Speaker 3: Dads, Episode one of season two. Not to confuse people, Matthew, 882 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,320 Speaker 3: but also. 883 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,840 Speaker 2: Hey, what are we going to do for fifty to 884 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,960 Speaker 2: celebrate Porgie? I thought you never asked. 885 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,520 Speaker 3: All right, well and that not also. 886 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,799 Speaker 2: Also, if you would be so kind to give us 887 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,520 Speaker 2: a review? Yes, a few words. A couple of stars 888 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 2: all we ask for makes Ash nigh very happy. 889 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,799 Speaker 1: A couple of who started to beg already week one. 890 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,160 Speaker 2: That's not begging, that's asking. 891 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,560 Speaker 3: If you're on your knees, Matt. 892 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,080 Speaker 2: People drive through Bondai and I have a sign saying 893 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,480 Speaker 2: please give me stars, and I'm on my knees, that's begging. 894 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,240 Speaker 2: And until then I'm just asking politely. 895 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,560 Speaker 3: Okay, sure it gets more desperate throughout it. I need 896 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,759 Speaker 3: this about Naddy. 897 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:48,160 Speaker 2: Jay anyways, get out here right so you guys. Bade two. 898 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:52,000 Speaker 2: Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 899 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,320 Speaker 2: Australia and the connections to land, sea and community. 900 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,080 Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 901 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,880 Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Abriae, Reginal and Torrestrate 902 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 3: Islander peoples today. 903 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,879 Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land