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Speaker 1: That is Chelsey and the men is cutting floor. It's

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Speaker 1: Josy and the man is cutting meee floor. It's Josy

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Speaker 1: and the men's cutting me floor.

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Speaker 2: Hello there, it's time for cutting room four. You know

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Speaker 2: what that means? What that's cutting room for?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. I've got a story that I think

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Speaker 3: you probably can relate to. A football fan has accidentally

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Speaker 3: dozed off during a match at the Euros in Germany.

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Speaker 3: England was playing Serbia. So he's not it off, but

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Speaker 3: he's filmed himself waking up at four am and started

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Speaker 3: an empty stadium. So his work, I'm going, oh, was

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Speaker 3: working up, I'm freezing and he pans and you see

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Speaker 3: that there's no one in the stadium. So the game finished,

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Speaker 3: obviously there were comfy chairs and a lot of beer.

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Speaker 3: Games finished. Every single person is cleared out and he's

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Speaker 3: woke up at four am.

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Speaker 2: Was he by himself?

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if he went there by himself,

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Speaker 3: but he woke up on his own.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he did his mates have banded well.

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Speaker 3: Who knows whether he had mates there because he'd flown

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Speaker 3: to Germany for the game. Have you said that he

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Speaker 3: might have just gone by himself with the flights from

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Speaker 3: you know, England to Germany. Probably it was like us

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Speaker 3: flying from city to canber or something. It's an easy flight.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, he obviously the staff didn't see him or

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Speaker 3: let him sleep through.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's happened to me a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you might have an anecdote or too

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Speaker 3: relating to this.

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Speaker 2: Two come to mind.

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Speaker 4: I remember one one time I was at a party

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Speaker 4: and I was young, and we're we're all supposed to

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Speaker 4: be staying in a caravan outside this person's house.

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Speaker 2: And they wouldn't let me in the caravan, my.

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Speaker 4: Friends, because they said I was too loud, and so

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Speaker 4: I went off with a cracker and all you feel.

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Speaker 4: So I lay on the grass in front of the

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Speaker 4: caravan and invariably fell asleep.

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Speaker 2: Just not at all comfy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I wake up and like this young

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Speaker 4: the young Englishman in Germany, I thought, it's cold, I'm

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Speaker 4: going to go in the house from me is I

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Speaker 4: got myself disorientated. I thought I'd fallen asleep, but I'd

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Speaker 4: fallen asleep on the grass on the opposite side of

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Speaker 4: the road.

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Speaker 2: So when I thought all.

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Speaker 4: Those mongols won't let me in the caravan, I'll just

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Speaker 4: go underneath the house. And it was like one of

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Speaker 4: those houses that were up a little bit and had

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Speaker 4: like a storage area. So I'm going in underneath the

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Speaker 4: house with a lighter, looking for a place to rest

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Speaker 4: my weary head. So I got this light and it

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Speaker 4: didn't work, so I'm just flickering and then I hear

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Speaker 4: this guy, excuse me, matter you are right?

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Speaker 2: I missus Stadman?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know those mongles locked me out the caravan,

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Speaker 4: wouldn't let me.

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Speaker 2: Sleep in there. And he just went along with me.

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Speaker 2: So I came out from underneath the house like a

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Speaker 2: cast yeah, like a stray cat.

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Speaker 4: And we're standing next to the swimming pool, but it

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Speaker 4: was an above ground swimming pool.

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Speaker 2: And I've gone, hey, you've got an inground swimming pool

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Speaker 2: and an above grounds.

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Speaker 5: You got two pools? Why have you got two pools?

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Speaker 5: And the guy said are you all right? And I went, well,

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Speaker 5: I just got to the caravan. So I've wandered out

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Speaker 5: onto the street again. I've looked back at the house

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Speaker 5: and then it's dawned on me.

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Speaker 3: The house of the building pool is across the road.

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Speaker 2: Yes, with the caravan, and I don't know whose house right.

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Speaker 3: He was very polite to you concident. If you lived

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Speaker 3: in the States, you'd have been No, he's lovely spade,

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Speaker 3: like they do with straight cats.

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Speaker 2: Well that was that was youth, I guess that was.

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Speaker 3: It was Internet number one, incidet number one.

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Speaker 4: Another time I'd been at a footy game. I was

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Speaker 4: watching my footy team play and because of my hours,

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Speaker 4: I got on the train to get home.

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Speaker 3: I mean because of your hours, because I would do

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Speaker 3: these early hours.

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Speaker 2: I fell asleep on the train.

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Speaker 3: But this was so this was late at night by now.

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Speaker 2: Why you know, not that late.

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Speaker 4: So I've slimmed past my station and then I've woken

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Speaker 4: up at Bondi Junction and I've gone more.

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Speaker 3: It's a long way from your place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 4: Supposed to get off for Janelle and I've got a

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Speaker 4: hang on, Liz, I said, genality to Bondo Junction. It's

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Speaker 4: a fair whack and what's happened? And I used to

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Speaker 4: work in Bondai Junction, so I was thinking, well, why

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Speaker 4: might work? And then my phone rings and it's my brother,

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Speaker 4: It's where are you? And I said, I fell asleep

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Speaker 4: on the train and he said, you've got a drinking problem.

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Speaker 4: And I've wrung your.

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Speaker 3: Wife and told her, so, had you fallen asleep, missed

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Speaker 3: your stop and had gone right through to the end

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Speaker 3: of the line.

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Speaker 2: To the end of the line at Bondau junction, and

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Speaker 2: that's when you'd woken up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was that that has been a very

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Speaker 3: long trip back.

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Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't that late at night. It was probably

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Speaker 4: about that wasn't the last train or anything like that.

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Speaker 4: But I thought, I'm not getting a cab back because

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Speaker 4: that would cost seventy dollars and I will not I

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Speaker 4: refuse to pay for a cab back home. So I thought,

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Speaker 4: I'll just make sure I'm awake. So I sat on

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Speaker 4: the train just pinching, pinching my skin, trying not to

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Speaker 4: kno it off. But the train say're so mesmerick. You

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Speaker 4: end up just going to a state of sleep.

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Speaker 3: Until we slept again.

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Speaker 2: Well what happened? Then these young mary fellas.

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Speaker 4: Came on ere broke goes, you know, on the thing,

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Speaker 4: and I'm talking to them.

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Speaker 2: I said, boys, if I fall asleep, can you wake

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Speaker 2: me up? And you know, and and they did.

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Speaker 4: They wake me up, you know, at about two stops

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Speaker 4: from mine, right it's Sutherland and that so what happened.

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Speaker 3: When you got home and your wife would received this

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Speaker 3: call from your brother saying he's got a drinking problem

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Speaker 3: and he's, you know, out like a life.

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Speaker 2: She just accepted it all.

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Speaker 3: Sure, she did fair enough and it sounds about right right.

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Speaker 2: That's government from my brother. My brother.

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Speaker 3: I was knotted off and I hadn't had a drink.

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Speaker 3: That's when the Grand Prix was in Adelaide all those

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Speaker 3: years ago, and I had relatives in Adelaide, and Harley said,

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Speaker 3: let's go to the Grand Prix. He's obsessed with cars.

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Speaker 3: He used to race a car, et cetera, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: I can take it or leave it.

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Speaker 2: He likes fast cars and fast women.

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Speaker 3: Sure. And so we were sitting on the corner of

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Speaker 3: the hairpin and as you say, it's like being on

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Speaker 3: a train, that mesmerizing kind of. I fell asleep on

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Speaker 3: the hairpin band hairpin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't you fall asleep while you're driving in the

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Speaker 4: celebrity race as well?

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Speaker 2: Explain a lot?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and how did you feel like you got spade

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Speaker 3: like that? Cat?

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Speaker 2: I haven't fallen asleep since Mike drop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, if you will, because that's it for the back,

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Speaker 1: come back for more of John Ving A man floor cleared,