Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey you on in Friday eight morning. We are having
Speaker 4: a good week. Thanks for joining us. It's the Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell Show. Happy Friday, Jack Post, Happy Friday eighteen double
Speaker 4: Happy Friday with some cream on the same Jerry.
Speaker 2: And triple Back to you.
Speaker 4: How are the bakers today? Very good?
Speaker 2: I have to say I'm quite proud. I have to
Speaker 2: finish product all right.
Speaker 4: Late on this morning, head to Hoddle Streets. We're back
Speaker 4: at the Magic car Wash where you can actually taste
Speaker 4: the cakes that we've made. We're taking part in Council
Speaker 4: Council's Amazing Australia's biggest morning tea. We'd love you to
Speaker 4: do the same as well. You can do it throughout
Speaker 4: May and June as well, so you can judge our
Speaker 4: cakes late on today they are Patsy, what have you made?
Speaker 2: I have made medieval donuts, a six hundred year old recipe.
Speaker 4: And I have made a quintessentially British cake, the victorious
Speaker 4: sponge Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: I've kept it simple. I've gone for the yo yo biscuit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, basic, all right? And what is going to be
Speaker 4: up to this weekend? What have you got to look
Speaker 4: forward to?
Speaker 3: I'm going archering Archie. Well, what is the archery I'm doing?
Speaker 4: Archery I'm doing.
Speaker 3: I'm engaging in archery.
Speaker 4: We come. Where are you going?
Speaker 3: For my brother's birthday in Hayes Paddock in Q.
Speaker 2: Sounds fun, like a whole heap of you.
Speaker 3: It's my Mum's organized it surprisingly.
Speaker 4: Playing together, be nice to each other. You'll have someone's
Speaker 4: eye out other way.
Speaker 3: Now, the whole family's coming bank is going to arch
Speaker 3: sister in law.
Speaker 4: Down there.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you can pull.
Speaker 4: Back well once they get those chubby arms. Movie, there's
Speaker 4: a lot of lame power in the guns. Aren't they
Speaker 4: a little nine week old baby?
Speaker 3: You're shooting apple off his head?
Speaker 4: Maybe no kind of imagery. Is it one of those
Speaker 4: places where you can also throw axes? It is not
Speaker 4: a natural We've got to do that. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's great fun. What a terrible combination axes and beer.
Speaker 4: All right. Coming up next, we'll get into Double thumbs
Speaker 4: Up Friday when we go around the team. It's only
Speaker 4: the things we're into this week.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Double thumbs Up.
Speaker 4: Well, we go around on a Friday time at the
Speaker 4: things we're enjoying at the moment. Patsy, what's it for you? Well?
Speaker 2: Can I just say, I don't know if you remember
Speaker 2: ages ago, I started talking about a crime documentary on
Speaker 2: Netflix about a husband in America convicted and jailed for
Speaker 2: killing his wife. Michael Peterson, the journalist, so into it
Speaker 2: was I I was addicted, could not get away from. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's like the Staircase Murders or something.
Speaker 4: It's actually called it's like the Staircase.
Speaker 2: No, there's a few different ones.
Speaker 4: This is really I was just so watched that it
Speaker 4: was amazing.
Speaker 2: And I think he's in a anyway. They've done a
Speaker 2: dramatization Colin for Tony.
Speaker 4: Collett posters around time for this is what it is.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes it's.
Speaker 4: Colin Firth playing him. Yes, but he's always like mister Darcy.
Speaker 2: Colin first, I know it's a different role for him.
Speaker 2: I'm loving it, really enjoying it so right into that
Speaker 2: that's on binge at the moment.
Speaker 4: I love people who don't dis enjoy you know that
Speaker 4: kind of yeah, right into it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love crime.
Speaker 4: I love Let me qualify that you like crime being sold.
Speaker 4: We need to connect an intervention, perhaps with the crime mustop.
Speaker 2: I'm a status like that. I talk about news all
Speaker 2: day and then I like to go home and watch crime.
Speaker 4: It's a mega thing, isn't it The number one I
Speaker 4: think genre of podcast now documentary are those true crime ones?
Speaker 2: Love it and I love the forensic analysis of it.
Speaker 4: Don't find it grizzly. There's enough going on the world.
Speaker 2: I think it's fascinating, and I think I missed a
Speaker 2: calling as a lawyer.
Speaker 4: The other things tell me if I was ever wrong
Speaker 4: for the accused, there's no one I'm one better than
Speaker 4: in my.
Speaker 2: Call it than Patsy the other thing this week, I'm.
Speaker 4: Especially who fed us of the jury, some of those
Speaker 4: who donuts you've got today.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited, really really excited about this Tupperware. Everyone
Speaker 2: loves Tupperware. No stop, please stop, because.
Speaker 4: You let us in there. I was like, what is
Speaker 4: she so excited?
Speaker 3: Does she possibly like more than crime?
Speaker 4: Tupperware is the Tupperware killer.
Speaker 2: Tupperware is more than the best storage solution since when's
Speaker 2: it been around the sixties or seventies. I feel like
Speaker 2: about the When I get tupperwar out for me, it
Speaker 2: evokes all these memories of cooking with my grandma and
Speaker 2: my mum and all their old tupperware.
Speaker 4: I do know what you mean. Actually, we use tuberwear
Speaker 4: every day for leftovers, and like yesterday, I was making
Speaker 4: some leftovers for the kids lunches to reheat it school out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: tup of ware. If you you use it every day,
Speaker 4: you do.
Speaker 2: And every time I bring out, I've got some of
Speaker 2: my Nana's pieces and it reminds I can smell her
Speaker 2: kitchen when I bring it out. It evokes all these
Speaker 2: beautiful memories. Tupperware in now and I got it online
Speaker 2: this week. It's it's a paid for it. It's not
Speaker 2: like a freaky it's right, a vintage range of tupperware,
Speaker 2: so what it is. No, it's gorgeous. It's all the
Speaker 2: old canisters and stuff in all the old sixties and
Speaker 2: seventies colors. And I put my flower and stuff in
Speaker 2: it from last night after making my donuts and it's
Speaker 2: sitting up there in my pantry and it's brilliant. I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 4: The thing about tupperware is, though we've got this overflowing
Speaker 4: jungle of tupperware, right, you need to invent something where
Speaker 4: it's magnetic, where it can hover through the air and
Speaker 4: come back.
Speaker 2: Can you just put it back on where it goes?
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's about stacking and storing.
Speaker 2: Tupper See, we've got massive pantries, so I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't live like that, a massive pantry.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. And what's hard enough to be like
Speaker 4: you Patsy with an enormous pantry down to Nabbey.
Speaker 2: Anyway, my life is complete with these. I love a
Speaker 2: storage solution. Nothing makes me happier, is it? My wife
Speaker 2: has its place.
Speaker 4: She has want someone and have some sort of nesting
Speaker 4: thing always on a Sunday. Yes, starts randomly real and
Speaker 4: it's just like more work than we need in the family.
Speaker 2: No, you don't. It creates order and if it's ordered
Speaker 2: on a Sunday story.
Speaker 4: Actually turns my wife on.
Speaker 3: I say this, I'm sorry to say that my double
Speaker 3: thumbs up is tupperware themed.
Speaker 4: Afterwards, it what has happened?
Speaker 2: To us.
Speaker 4: We're now being adults. Oh you are more tuperware. You
Speaker 4: can have more tupperware. We're back, We're more tupperware.
Speaker 1: Go nowhere falls Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's just get into Jackie Boys. Start with the top
Speaker 4: of my my friend. What is your double thumb?
Speaker 3: It's not exactly tuperware, but it is a kitchen container
Speaker 3: with a bucket and lid that you can close. But
Speaker 3: the twist is the twist.
Speaker 4: Is you're listening to three a W.
Speaker 3: You're listening to Cool People FM.
Speaker 4: Even that sounds I want to be six and sexes
Speaker 4: come up in my throat.
Speaker 3: Has a timer on it, a timer that locks the
Speaker 3: lid in place, so you can put anything in there,
Speaker 3: and it means people can't go in there. And it
Speaker 3: was advertised as like put cookies in there and then
Speaker 3: you can lock the cookies and your kids can't eat
Speaker 3: the cookies. But we use it as the phone jail,
Speaker 3: so we put out phones in there. No, this is
Speaker 3: a good idea square, it's not square. It's actually a
Speaker 3: great way to connect with your family because we're always
Speaker 3: on our devices on our screens, scrolling, scrolling, addicted, addicted.
Speaker 4: Put your phone to put it in a pressive. Can't
Speaker 4: you just put it aside?
Speaker 3: No, you can't because you'll pick it up. Put it
Speaker 3: in the prison. You can't get it out there.
Speaker 4: How long as you put it in the little jail for.
Speaker 3: My record is six hours.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4: I put it in for maybe an hour or two. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but have you ever tried to get hold of him?
Speaker 4: He chaking it cool anyway? So this guy otherwise sixty hours.
Speaker 4: I've never called him at his picture. No ever me
Speaker 4: for the jail, you don't need.
Speaker 3: The there's even less chance you'll get onto it because
Speaker 3: the phone jail is actually great for eating, you know
Speaker 3: you put you both put your phones in the phone
Speaker 3: jail watching a movie put.
Speaker 4: You know what? It is? Good it restaurants to do
Speaker 4: this as well on each.
Speaker 2: Table, yes, or theaters. There's nothing worse when you're in
Speaker 2: the middle of a production.
Speaker 4: That was not top of my mind. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 4: always a problem. I'm always taking sort of business calls. Hello,
Speaker 4: some people do leave their photos you mind more halfway
Speaker 4: through in that giant.
Speaker 1: Pantry of arrogance.
Speaker 2: What brand is it?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 3: Mine is called the Kitchen Safe. But I found you
Speaker 3: can get cheaper ones at Dick Smith. I would have
Speaker 3: gone just the.
Speaker 4: Cheap cream safe not got one.
Speaker 3: But they can't. There's no fail. So if you can't decide, hey,
Speaker 3: I want my phone back, I'll just punching cancel on it.
Speaker 3: If you want your phone out, you've got to break
Speaker 3: the toplady again.
Speaker 4: That is a great idea.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Talking about double thumbs up. The things that we're into
Speaker 4: this week. Anything that we mentioned on here with a
Speaker 4: Jackie Boys phone safe you find on our Facebook page
Speaker 4: and also on Instagram as well. You can find us
Speaker 4: there The Christian O'Connell show, he said, putting his sheet up.
Speaker 4: All right, what have I got this week? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 4: a TV show I've got into. I try to I
Speaker 4: try to get the kids to watch it with me.
Speaker 4: They did make nine minutes of it before they said
Speaker 4: this is boring, but for me, this is great. The
Speaker 4: repair Shop. Oh I love this. I know you know
Speaker 4: as kids, I used to love Show and Tell. Right,
Speaker 4: it feels like a grown up version of Show and Tell.
Speaker 4: You get people from all walks of life who brings
Speaker 4: something in that is of value to them. It's it's
Speaker 4: not like antiques road show. It's about the financial value
Speaker 4: in it's broken and they tell you a little story
Speaker 4: about the people take it away, they repair it, they
Speaker 4: bring it back. These people, it just literally it blows
Speaker 4: their hearts wide apart. There was a lady who had
Speaker 4: a house fire. The house burnt to the ground. Her
Speaker 4: friends came around to see what they could get out
Speaker 4: the wreckage. They happen to find a bit of a
Speaker 4: necklace and this woman said it'd been in her family
Speaker 4: eight generations. Each generation put the mum's hair in it,
Speaker 4: so it seemed to pass on and they repaired it.
Speaker 4: And the joy it gave this woman, it gave us
Speaker 4: something but a connection with a family tree. It was amazing.
Speaker 3: How do you repair of mother's hair?
Speaker 4: They dug them up. They they don't know they really did.
Speaker 4: They exhumed them. I think it's called e zooming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, eighth centuries.
Speaker 2: It didn't like a market.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, they're out in the back. They build time
Speaker 4: traveling machine jacket. They went back to the old month.
Speaker 4: It's called repair shop. I absolutely loved it. The other
Speaker 4: thing I'm really into at the moment is there's a
Speaker 4: brilliant show from the Michael Connolly thriller books with the
Speaker 4: detective Harry Bosh. It's back. He's got his own spinoff
Speaker 4: show now on Amazon Prime. Yeah, it is Amazon Prime
Speaker 4: Bosh Legacy. I've seen the first two episodes. That is
Speaker 4: brilliant and tonight, me, the kids and my wife were
Speaker 4: all beyond the couch. It is back for season two.
Speaker 4: Our favorite TV show of last year, Hacks is back
Speaker 4: on Stan. Our favorite TV show of last year thought
Speaker 4: was outstanding. Hacks is back tonight. If you're not seeing it,
Speaker 4: check it out. Season one is already up there on stand.
Speaker 4: Those are my double thumbs up.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Late Ons.
Speaker 4: Wanna your chance to taste the cakes that are in
Speaker 4: the studio now that me, Jack and Patsy made yesterday.
Speaker 4: We are supporting Councer Council and I hope you guys
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Speaker 4: with Cancer Counsel. We'll get into it morerow after seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: All I will say right now is baking is very hard.
Speaker 3: Yes, yep, I agree. I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 4: Cooking is more fun, right, baking is precise, like really
Speaker 4: painstaking precise, and had I gotta be honest. I had
Speaker 4: a melt down yesterday. Dear mine and my daughters love
Speaker 4: to bait and they said, but the thing is, Dad,
Speaker 4: you need to have patience and you need to take
Speaker 4: it time. Those are two things that you are sworn
Speaker 4: anyway of. That's why I really struggled yesterday. All Right,
Speaker 4: we got some emails that have coming overnight that aren't
Speaker 4: about pictures of your dogs for late to the party.
Speaker 4: Late all right, we call this latest party. You can
Speaker 4: chip into anything we ever talk about on the show,
Speaker 4: where you catching up my podcast or hear us talking
Speaker 4: about something a couple of days ago, when you're too
Speaker 4: busy to call in, we call it lates the party.
Speaker 4: Email dress say it's Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com
Speaker 4: dot au. First one comes some Greg, Christian, I've got
Speaker 4: our dad life hack for Jack. Great Jack has been
Speaker 4: saying that he's not got enough time to sit down
Speaker 4: and watch an entire TV show with Bianchor at the
Speaker 4: moment with having a little baby Gordon, I'm also a
Speaker 4: new dad of a six week old and a three
Speaker 4: and a half year old, so a tried and tested method.
Speaker 4: Are comedy shows that are sub twenty five minutes an episode.
Speaker 3: I think that's what we've got to go for. You
Speaker 3: guys are talking about these hour long dramas. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: can't fit that in. Yeah, big bang theory.
Speaker 4: We probably got to tell you. What it's worth buying
Speaker 4: or looking into. Is that there's a thing you can
Speaker 4: call called pause, No it ruins it. What means you
Speaker 4: can come back to it like a day or an
Speaker 4: hour or two later or whatever. That this means you
Speaker 4: get through series and short bites, and most importantly, you
Speaker 4: can have a laugh when things are exhausted and tough.
Speaker 4: Some recommendations are it's always sunny in Philadelphia. I've never
Speaker 4: seen that, is it good? Yeah? Turn out of ten
Speaker 4: favorite comedy Wow by Seinfeld. Yes, impossible, get out of
Speaker 4: the studio. If we didn't know that the interview stage,
Speaker 4: you would not be on the show Rio. I've got
Speaker 4: a term on saying Brooklyn nine nine saw or that
Speaker 4: we love that. That's a great show. Goldberg's is a
Speaker 4: great one.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: I think there's actually only like twenty two minutes, isn't it, Patsy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're brilliant up to the ninth season. We can
Speaker 2: watch that on repay.
Speaker 4: Jack.
Speaker 2: You will love it.
Speaker 4: Actually, it is really really good ap bio so I
Speaker 4: know it. I don't know that one ted Lasso you've
Speaker 4: seen te Las. Yeah, that was great, Greg, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for that. Christian, I have a suggestion for
Speaker 4: your future show game. There's a band that taints modern
Speaker 4: songs and reworks them into a nineteen forty stars song music.
Speaker 4: You can check them out on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music. Oh,
Speaker 4: thank you very much all the details. That's sort normally
Speaker 4: sort of thing and the people like me have to
Speaker 4: bore you with. Oh have you've had your podcast? It's
Speaker 4: called Scott Bradley's post Modern Jukebox? All right, team? What
Speaker 4: song is this? In a nineteen forties Styley?
Speaker 2: I do so, Lunch?
Speaker 6: I take.
Speaker 4: Well known song from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Oh Madonna or Sydney Lauper hang on no no no,
Speaker 2: no no no no no that is George Michael. Yes,
Speaker 2: and what is the song keyless Whisper?
Speaker 4: Yes? Well, yeah, that's very good. So now you know
Speaker 4: it's Kenni's Whisper. Do you hear? So?
Speaker 7: Lunch?
Speaker 4: All right? What's this you have and will never be? Where?
Speaker 4: The barnaby. Jackie get this. He used to work on
Speaker 4: this kind of radio station. Ella Ella Ella will done.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you can tell the bio fox. This is
Speaker 4: said great song. That is a great idea. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, Christoph. And this comes from Jane Christian bit
Speaker 4: behind on the podcast this week. But I heard about
Speaker 4: the wall of dogs idea and couldn't help be a
Speaker 4: bit disappointed about my idea when I said my baby
Speaker 4: on there and you said maybe we could have just
Speaker 4: one megababy. I've come up with a combined idea. Maybe
Speaker 4: my mega baby could be at the front riding a
Speaker 4: mega marimba. Listen, there's already enough going on this wall
Speaker 4: of dogs or twenty one various docks. Okay, we can
Speaker 4: have a baby riding a dog. This is supposed to
Speaker 4: be promoting the show. This is already bizarre enough. We're
Speaker 4: just twenty one random dogs up there. Also, we've seen
Speaker 4: the mock ups. Now what it looks like. It looks
Speaker 4: like a police line, it does, or the poster off
Speaker 4: from her train spotting from the nineties. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Your emails as always email address whenever you want it,
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 1: Do you Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you're going anywhere here since Kilda this morning? Check
Speaker 4: out Aklan Street. The mural is is that first? Is
Speaker 4: that done? Now? Isn't it?
Speaker 3: You look done?
Speaker 4: I tell you what, they have been very kind, those painters.
Speaker 4: I owe them several beers. I put up yesterday on
Speaker 4: my Instagram and online and people like they've taken years
Speaker 4: off you.
Speaker 8: Yea.
Speaker 4: Even the kids went, good god, you're like twenty years younger.
Speaker 4: And that ain't a compliment, said good god before it?
Speaker 4: Is it? You look a lot of a bit like
Speaker 4: what filter they use? Is this brick work? And then
Speaker 4: I'm saying, looks like Fonzie looks like an advent for
Speaker 4: you Greece musical. Someone said, like the young Richard Nixon
Speaker 4: was my favorite.
Speaker 3: I think I would say a thick, luscious hair.
Speaker 4: Lofe very very luscious up there. The coloring of it
Speaker 4: as well. It looks like I've been resting for a year,
Speaker 4: doesn't it, and had a lot of botox and whatever
Speaker 4: whatever works someone can have done. That's what looks like.
Speaker 4: So and that's what they're going to do for those dogs,
Speaker 4: those twenty one dogs they've got on the Wall of Dogs.
Speaker 4: Next week they're all going to get that treatment as well.
Speaker 4: All right, then, let's play the one second winner like
Speaker 4: we do on a Friday do with our ongoing eights
Speaker 4: o the nineties. This week it was all about the
Speaker 4: letter K so the one second winner testing Jack and
Speaker 4: Pats and you guys, how well do you know the
Speaker 4: songs of the nineties? Just for one second clip, it's
Speaker 4: all about the letter K so the artist to do
Speaker 4: with the letter K or the song title. Who is this.
Speaker 3: Garbage?
Speaker 4: It is a garbage song. I'll give you a point
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kiss something to do with kissing kick.
Speaker 4: I don't think any any of we get I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have got this one. Did it again? Oh it's not
Speaker 4: great one.
Speaker 3: He had some bigger hits than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, this huge hit from the nineties.
Speaker 3: Killing Me Softly by Why don't we just put.
Speaker 4: Ninety percent of that song toysed? Isn't there? Oh you
Speaker 4: need to say we've done sixty six percent of the work,
Speaker 4: two out of the three words and the song tes
Speaker 4: le Yes, it is killing me soft better than Hey,
Speaker 4: you guys got that? What about this? Oh?
Speaker 9: Kiss?
Speaker 2: This thing? Goodbye? Was it the I want to say
Speaker 2: the bad Loves, but it wasn't the Bad Loves?
Speaker 4: No, but I'll give you forgiven getting the song tits
Speaker 4: right Elementary brill Scottish band from the nineties kissed the
Speaker 4: singer bo We paid it yesterday, old friend of the show,
Speaker 4: old friend of the show? How is he with that? By?
Speaker 4: They had to be who's winning? I've not been paying attention.
Speaker 2: I think we're even, aren't we this week?
Speaker 4: Jack? We're all friends today playing nice? Who's this?
Speaker 3: Keep the fake? That's the only reason I'm doing well
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 4: One second win is now we'll go just replace one
Speaker 4: of the song title words faith. This is a song.
Speaker 4: I don't know whether our music headed music gets a
Speaker 4: keep back from this person. But we play this lot?
Speaker 3: Can I guess before we?
Speaker 4: Because you can, I'll give you one million points to
Speaker 4: do with k off Air always go. Will we a
Speaker 4: flipping wedding disco? No?
Speaker 3: It's not where?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Mom and me? What's the name of the song?
Speaker 4: Though, Well, that's the quiz I'm going to written down.
Speaker 4: It's cheating if I just read out give us a
Speaker 4: clue though without is Yeah, I'm hunging it. I'm saying
Speaker 4: it and humming it once more close your used to
Speaker 4: play a long.
Speaker 2: Constant.
Speaker 3: I'm further away from the answer than.
Speaker 4: I was at the new feature next week. I hum it,
Speaker 4: you guess it? Cooling now, listener, I hum it, you
Speaker 4: guess it? Here it is once more. Win a prize
Speaker 4: you can gets a song from.
Speaker 1: That Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're justn't playing the one second winner like we do
Speaker 4: every Friday. To do with the ages said of the nineties,
Speaker 4: where I played Jack and Patsy and you guys, once
Speaker 4: second of a song is to do with the letter
Speaker 4: of the Week of the nineties about the letter K.
Speaker 4: Neither of them could guess this song, So to help
Speaker 4: them out, I hummed the chorus in a very powerful
Speaker 4: humming fashion, like so I think that is gettable. Someone's saying,
Speaker 4: maybe this is a new feature. I hum it, you
Speaker 4: guess it, Belinda.
Speaker 10: Hey, Christian, I don't mean to be mean on a Friday,
Speaker 10: but you sounded really pathetic and I couldn't get.
Speaker 1: It from your.
Speaker 11: Like you were grudging to interrupt somebody. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 11: that I.
Speaker 4: Could do better, all right, Do you know the song?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I do. What are you thinking? Let me just do
Speaker 4: it again just because you need to hear it again.
Speaker 4: And you were in a rush once more.
Speaker 10: Really not healthy, but I think it's young hearts run free,
Speaker 10: and I think it's the right answer.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Let's do it again. Chack you
Speaker 4: counter saying you sort of do your bit a hum.
Speaker 3: And the two okay, one two three.
Speaker 4: At a four in.
Speaker 3: That's how you're doing music?
Speaker 4: All right, do it again? Sorry, so I come in up?
Speaker 3: What the four after the four?
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, gotcha?
Speaker 3: And one two are one two three four? Linda's as
Speaker 3: much better.
Speaker 4: Isn't it? But Linda, it is the right answer. We're
Speaker 4: send you a signed Jack post post it not. Here
Speaker 4: is the song right now, our first ever winner on
Speaker 4: You Guess It.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast yesterday evening.
Speaker 4: I struggled. I really struggled. I was. I I like cooking, right,
Speaker 4: but baking really really struggle with. And when you see
Speaker 4: the photos of what I've brought in today, that is
Speaker 4: a man who struggled. It doesn't look right, It doesn't
Speaker 4: look healthy, even if you don't know what a cake
Speaker 4: should look like, even if an alien land and he
Speaker 4: saw they go that ain't a cake? Does someone sit
Speaker 4: on that? Or did a ill child with no eyes
Speaker 4: or no taste sense make that? It looks like its
Speaker 4: guts are falling out the site.
Speaker 3: What's meant to be a sponge cake? Looks like two
Speaker 3: pancakes with cream in the middle.
Speaker 4: On yourself, No, I'm not, that's just that is what
Speaker 4: it looks. Doesn't look very good.
Speaker 3: He took did you see? He took a photo of
Speaker 3: with Perry. He's going to put it on Instagram, and
Speaker 3: he tilted it so that it was a bird's eye view.
Speaker 4: Because what they're doing that tent on bacoff.
Speaker 3: From the top it looks like a real cakes. Great
Speaker 3: from the side, it looks any c W.
Speaker 2: A lady will tell you a sponge is the hardest
Speaker 2: thing in the kitchen. Why didn't you tell me that, yesterda,
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to tell you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mum said the same thing, you too, are
Speaker 3: all Why wouldn't you tell me?
Speaker 4: I thought this was very simple.
Speaker 3: At the time. I didn't know when my mum said,
Speaker 3: last sight, sponge is very hard to get right to
Speaker 3: real art?
Speaker 4: Do you know I how to do this? S morner. Right,
Speaker 4: So to make the in the middle between the two
Speaker 4: sponge pancake bit's right, you've gotta whip up cream, right
Speaker 4: and jam and so to whip it up, my wife's
Speaker 4: got one these what you called handheld blender. She said,
Speaker 4: you have to do it in the morning. You can't
Speaker 4: make it the night before because it might sort of
Speaker 4: break down. And so I thought, well, I don't want
Speaker 4: to wake up I don't want to wake up the
Speaker 4: family at five. Whipping up cream not going to go down. Well, right,
Speaker 4: there'd been moaning about that for the rest of the weekend. Right,
Speaker 4: so the only place to go find that was quiet.
Speaker 4: I had to go into the garage, shut the door,
Speaker 4: plug it, take the plug out the freezer. Right now,
Speaker 4: I'm panicking. Did I even put that chat thing back?
Speaker 4: Oh god? Anyway, I used the so good that to
Speaker 4: plug this thing. And now I don't make you go
Speaker 4: with the light in our in our garage, right, if
Speaker 4: you don't move a lot sense the lights, it goes off. No.
Speaker 4: So I literally, because I couldn't fling my arms around
Speaker 4: because I'm holding the cream and the whisk, I actually
Speaker 4: sort of kicked my leg out. So this isn't I'm
Speaker 4: not enjoying this. You don't see this in that tent
Speaker 4: on baker now. You mentioned your mom was around yesterday evening.
Speaker 4: I shared a couple of photos of how I was
Speaker 4: getting on right, trying to make it all up, and
Speaker 4: it's not gone very well. For a guy that likes
Speaker 4: to take photos of everything, had a photo shoot Sunday
Speaker 4: as his gift to his wife on Mother's Day. No photos,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 3: I promise you my.
Speaker 4: A song to the talking here, but I smell no
Speaker 4: rat in the Yeah, mummy, rat was my mom was
Speaker 4: round yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom came around when the yo yos were
Speaker 3: already well and truly in the oven. I promise you
Speaker 3: I made those. I whipped them up all by myself.
Speaker 3: She did help with the icing. Come on, mummy, Hell
Speaker 3: she did help with the icing, just to show me
Speaker 3: the way that she likes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, keep on showing me, mummy, Keep on show
Speaker 4: Jill rats jack rat family.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that baking is the hard part is why
Speaker 3: didn't you do that? A lot of them?
Speaker 2: I do believe last time we did the cakes. You
Speaker 2: accuse me when I put the video of audio mixed,
Speaker 2: she just speaks for five seconds, mummy, can I mix?
Speaker 4: Can I mix?
Speaker 2: And then there was a big conspiracy over that, wasn't
Speaker 2: that yours?
Speaker 4: That yours looks aspiciously good?
Speaker 3: Thank you? And I did that myself.
Speaker 4: There's no way, there's no way, Jill Post let me
Speaker 4: grandma posts and stuff.
Speaker 3: I made them myself. And if I don't get.
Speaker 4: Your mum did some of your homework and school projects,
Speaker 4: like if you had to make a volcano, Mama Post
Speaker 4: is doing it.
Speaker 3: That's you know what? In year seven I got this
Speaker 3: thing called the English Award for a story I wrote.
Speaker 3: Came up with the story.
Speaker 4: What's a story I'm tying to know? It was?
Speaker 3: It was about two ant hills adverse each other, and
Speaker 3: it was kind of a metaphor for the US occupation
Speaker 3: in Iraq, and.
Speaker 4: It described in a few ways about the unjust war
Speaker 4: and some of this, however, not between two rival and hills.
Speaker 3: To be honest, it kind of went over my head,
Speaker 3: but it didn't go over the English teacher's head because
Speaker 3: she gave it the English War in front of the
Speaker 3: whole school. I collected this prestigious.
Speaker 4: Did you tell even any of your mobs? I couldn't
Speaker 4: know because they tell someone they spent. Well, we well,
Speaker 4: he's got former guys.
Speaker 3: But the biscuits.
Speaker 4: I last night and hell mom was back and hill
Speaker 4: Mom is back. So this morning you can go and
Speaker 4: taste the cakes were talking about. So your mum made no,
Speaker 4: I made yo yo to catch them out. Then see,
Speaker 4: I've seen yours. Have you seen them?
Speaker 2: They're like tear drops, tear drops. Theres making them. I
Speaker 2: can tell you I had to throw out the first batch.
Speaker 2: I think I overdid it with the vinegar.
Speaker 4: Peratsy had the toughest gig, right, Okay, an ancient recipe
Speaker 4: that was barely in English of we're not working us up,
Speaker 4: six hundred year old recipe for medieval donuts. They look evil.
Speaker 3: Obviously back in the olden days they didn't know what
Speaker 3: a donut was meant to be. No, they don't.
Speaker 2: Look it's evolved since then.
Speaker 4: But they look what do they taste like?
Speaker 2: That batch is actually edible? The first just simply.
Speaker 4: Was not actually recorded this yesterday with her and a
Speaker 4: daughter in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: This first batch is it absolute disaster? Come and have
Speaker 2: a peer, Come and have a tape. Here, grab a sperm.
Speaker 2: It's the vinegar in them. No, but don't think like
Speaker 2: Duncan Donuts or Krispy Crane.
Speaker 4: That's I know, but that's actually revolting that this is
Speaker 4: a dog table exactly all right, So if you want
Speaker 4: to taste them this morning, they're actually out there now,
Speaker 4: aren't they. Yeah, they're on Patsy's ones. I've just walked
Speaker 4: out of the building becomes self aware. Where are they
Speaker 4: Hoddle Street at the Magic Car or.
Speaker 3: The Magic cow Wash next to the Hungry Jackson Hoddle Street,
Speaker 3: Punt Road.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so they're out there now. You'll see the
Speaker 4: Black Thunder. Taste them. Let us know what you think
Speaker 4: of them. The reason why we're doing all this supporting
Speaker 4: a great cause this month and next month do this
Speaker 4: as well, support Councer Council by taking part in Australia's
Speaker 4: biggest morning tea. You can do it your way May
Speaker 4: and June with Councer Counsel.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: The Time for Knockoff Friday. Whill we ask you the
Speaker 4: best question of the week. What time are you down
Speaker 4: intools knocking off today? And then what is the highlight
Speaker 4: of your weekend? Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got to block. I've got to get cleared today.
Speaker 2: My chakras having an my chakras are blocked. I'm going
Speaker 2: to my heeler. I sought out this magnificent guy down
Speaker 2: the surf coast over easter and had a massage and
Speaker 2: he worked on my chakras. My seven points, which one
Speaker 2: was blocked?
Speaker 4: Let me guess your route one or your base?
Speaker 2: All of them said, I was very clogged up. So
Speaker 2: I'm going back.
Speaker 4: To I'm now trained to do shakle clearing. Never one
Speaker 4: and two. I can actually change money and treat people.
Speaker 3: You should be doing this during the songs.
Speaker 4: Then got stuff to do.
Speaker 3: Clear seven blocked up, She's funny, blocked up, unblocked the
Speaker 3: news reader.
Speaker 2: I'm going there today and for you, I'm going to
Speaker 2: thoroughly enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy archery, Yes, like a young Robin Hood. I'll
Speaker 3: be getting my eye in at the archery park tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Another fact, he's still self identifying as young twenty four.
Speaker 4: He still thinks less impatsy's denying young.
Speaker 3: Well, how old was Robin Hood?
Speaker 4: His twenties? Yeah? Probably fictional character? Remember him? All right?
Speaker 4: So I'm off for lunch today with a guy. You
Speaker 4: see me my boss about twenty six years ago, before
Speaker 4: I ever worked to radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what job was it?
Speaker 4: I worked in sales and one sounds an enthusiastic team member,
Speaker 4: and I know he had a real problem with me.
Speaker 4: I used to have a lot of those. You know
Speaker 4: there's one on ones. They sort of take you through
Speaker 4: attitude and not want to be there. Anyway, we're meeting
Speaker 4: up today for lunch. We now now we're both in
Speaker 4: this country. He is running a rival mob.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, we're both here and sleeping.
Speaker 4: You just having lunch with Sony. I don't know how
Speaker 4: the lunch is going to go. He is a very
Speaker 4: attractive man. You showing I desert today.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Question highlight my weekend and arrived yesterday a brand new
Speaker 4: drone to chase the pesky possums around my house. What
Speaker 4: are you? Samity Sam?
Speaker 3: What's he going to do with that in the roof
Speaker 3: and try to follow up them and they come out.
Speaker 4: Like one am when they're not scuttling around, You're gonna
Speaker 4: what the lights of the drone? And that just pursuing
Speaker 4: them around the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and how dex style do you have to be
Speaker 3: the fly drone through the raft as if your roof.
Speaker 4: And also what was that word? Jack just said? Dex
Speaker 4: stars no textile fabric dexterous.
Speaker 3: But to have dexterity.
Speaker 4: Exist, that's the word.
Speaker 3: Yes, well they should make that word.
Speaker 4: Come on, dictionary weavers. All right, knock off Fridays. What'll
Speaker 4: tell me you knocking off today? What is the highlight
Speaker 4: of your weekend? Nine four one four one o four three? Ray?
Speaker 5: You're good Christian?
Speaker 4: Here you going? We're good? Ray, welcome to the show. Ray,
Speaker 4: what tell me you're knocking off today? Sir?
Speaker 5: I'm knocking off of five o'clock and then I'm heading
Speaker 5: up to a Chuka for the Southern eighty.
Speaker 4: Now what is the Southern eighty at a Chukah?
Speaker 5: The Southern eighty is a water ski race on the
Speaker 5: Murray River. They average about a one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, water skiing?
Speaker 4: What one hundred do you mean? One hundred ks an hour?
Speaker 4: One hundred miles?
Speaker 3: Now miles an hour?
Speaker 5: One hundred and sixty kilometers?
Speaker 4: What and someone on water skis is going at that speed? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why didn't you know a boat could go that fast?
Speaker 5: Oh, they're pretty quick boats bloody.
Speaker 4: Quin boats eno musk powering it or something. And so
Speaker 4: for eighty k's you're hanging on to the skis and
Speaker 4: that little handle.
Speaker 5: Yeah pretty much. Yes, How long.
Speaker 4: Will that take to do eighty ks?
Speaker 5: About thirty minutes?
Speaker 4: What your water skiing NonStop for half an hour?
Speaker 7: About that?
Speaker 5: As far as I'm aware, I've never actually been.
Speaker 8: I'm really easy.
Speaker 4: It's a real vague about it. Actually, one. I don't
Speaker 4: think that's the speed any shoe was going on. Imagine
Speaker 4: you come up just they're finding bits in me for
Speaker 4: weeks afterwards, I found another eye here.
Speaker 5: They do say someone dies every year when they come off.
Speaker 4: So that's the advertising slogan for some of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not in to advertised that. I'm just going
Speaker 5: to have a good drawant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the specter of death looming in the air went fun, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you take care and if we don't hear him next week,
Speaker 4: we're not ended. Your mate say, can we look into
Speaker 4: the can anyone just.
Speaker 3: Verify what it is?
Speaker 2: A massive race? But I don't know what speeds they get.
Speaker 3: Olympic websites they's skis regularly reached speeds of up to
Speaker 3: ninety five miles per hour. Okay, so he was giving
Speaker 3: a little color of mayo, but not that much mayo.
Speaker 4: I know they go that fast for half an hour.
Speaker 4: It's so far that is extreme, all right, Rachel? Good morning,
Speaker 4: Hello Rachel. Yes, hello, hello Rachel. And what are you
Speaker 4: up to this weekend? What's the highlight of your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 12: So I'm on my way to work now, She would
Speaker 12: finish around ten ten thirty tonight. I'm thinking now I
Speaker 12: want to go to a chooka.
Speaker 4: Break the speed.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so, but no, I'm a big Eurovision fand so
Speaker 12: a couple of the girls from work are coming over
Speaker 12: bright and early and we're gonna watch it live hopefully.
Speaker 4: So live is like early in the morning here, isn't it?
Speaker 12: Yeah, about six am on Sunday?
Speaker 5: I think what you got?
Speaker 4: The girls come around at like five or six am
Speaker 4: to watch you Eurovision? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Well hopefully.
Speaker 4: And what are you going to do? You're not having
Speaker 4: drinks or anything at six am?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm working Saturday night as well, so I might
Speaker 12: just not go to sleep and then it doesn't count, right, Nina.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you try that. See how next week shapes out
Speaker 4: for you, Rachel. But Rachel, enjoy Eurovision with your mates
Speaker 4: on Sunday at six a m. Great, thanks guys, and
Speaker 4: we have another Rachel here. Rachel, Hi, how are you
Speaker 4: going good? It sounds out you want to chew cut
Speaker 4: the back of a jet ski And Rachel, what time
Speaker 4: are you knocking off today? Knocking off at four oh six?
Speaker 4: It's so precise, four six y four o six.
Speaker 12: Because I work childcare staves up and those are the times.
Speaker 8: That's the time on my roster.
Speaker 7: So hopefully I've enough children to go on home.
Speaker 10: I can go home at four oh six.
Speaker 3: So accurate. It's if the day ends at four. But
Speaker 3: if you don't get your child by four oh six,
Speaker 3: too bad.
Speaker 4: We're god.
Speaker 11: Up.
Speaker 8: There's other lovely educators there till six pm.
Speaker 4: And then then what's the highlight fore you reach this weekend?
Speaker 12: Practicing, cooking, thanking for my morning.
Speaker 13: Team next weekend?
Speaker 4: Hi, you're doing it like we're doing today for Cancer Council.
Speaker 12: Yes, that's right, but I'm hosting nine atsus crossing McDonald's.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 4: That's and when is it next weekend? Ten thirty Saturday morning?
Speaker 14: That's right?
Speaker 4: All right, we'll give it another plug, but you just
Speaker 4: make a note to give that another plunka for next Friday.
Speaker 4: What are you going to be making next next Saturday? Yeah,
Speaker 4: next Saturday. Sorry, that's right, And what are you making?
Speaker 14: I'm going to be making butter cookies.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you if you're going to have you it's
Speaker 4: Jack Jack.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I heard that.
Speaker 4: I made myself can to cancer. We'll hear this as well,
Speaker 4: like the Angel.
Speaker 14: Sorry, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: She listens to the morning.
Speaker 12: Actually listen to your station every morning by working four key.
Speaker 14: Thank you very much on the love of the drove.
Speaker 9: Yeah, chuck it on, yeah, check it on.
Speaker 4: All right, Rachel, thank you very much. Having a good weekend.
Speaker 1: You took Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: A lot of people on text, a lot of emails,
Speaker 4: all talk about the Southern eighty after old Mate there
Speaker 4: earlier Christian. David just emailed me even though old mate
Speaker 4: was a bit vague. I love the phrase. It's such
Speaker 4: a great Australian phrase. I've come to love old mate, Christian,
Speaker 4: even though old mate was a bit vague. I have
Speaker 4: friends that go up to that extreme race every year,
Speaker 4: and I can attest good word David. I kind of
Speaker 4: tested everything he said is true. They really do go
Speaker 4: at insane and highly dangerous speeds. It's unbelievable, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Like, if it's so dangerous and actually people losing their lives,
Speaker 3: how does it keep going year after year?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Do you think that's because it's a
Speaker 4: little bit further out than the city. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 4: of you just get away with it, you know, like
Speaker 4: where Patsy it's it's lawless. That's when you're documentary coming
Speaker 4: this weekend to SBS Christian O'Connell's Lawless Australia. Right, sorry,
Speaker 4: we're doing knock on Friday watch, I mean knocking off today?
Speaker 4: And what is the highlight of your weekend for some
Speaker 4: of you hunting possums around your house with a new drug? David,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning Christian, Jack Petty it off?
Speaker 4: So well, what time are you knocking off today?
Speaker 5: I had knocked off. I've just dropped my wife at
Speaker 5: the train stace my uh workday.
Speaker 4: And what is the highlight of your weekend now that
Speaker 4: you drop your wife at the station?
Speaker 5: But my wife is organ almost I believe a surprised
Speaker 5: wee team that I've cottoned onto that we're catching up
Speaker 5: with some family members on setting in the city. So
Speaker 5: We're going for two nights tonight and catching up with
Speaker 5: some family members that I have did a bit.
Speaker 4: That's why she's kept us a surprise. So I just said,
Speaker 4: it's these people that I'm not going to that it's
Speaker 4: a really nice surprise, and we've got two nights.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit, I think. But anyway, yes, I.
Speaker 4: Understand today, David is really hard to understand. With your
Speaker 4: mobile make We're going to have to let you go.
Speaker 4: But good luck with the old mystery meet up this weekend.
Speaker 4: Dear David Brett, Good morning, Brett's good.
Speaker 6: Morning, Good morning Christian, Patsy and Jack.
Speaker 4: Is this our old friend Brett Timmins him of neighbours fame.
Speaker 4: That's the one get person lovely to speak to you always, Brett.
Speaker 4: What are you up to this weekend? Mate?
Speaker 6: Mad I'm very excited. I'll be knocking off at about
Speaker 6: midday today. My partner will be coming down from Mansfield.
Speaker 6: We'll come down, we'll go out to dinner tonight and
Speaker 6: then tomorrow night.
Speaker 5: Very excited.
Speaker 6: Got a party on and to dresses the decades. It's
Speaker 6: a friend's twenty first, twenty first birthday party.
Speaker 4: You're going seventies seventies.
Speaker 6: I'm going seventies.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and have you raided in.
Speaker 4: The neighbour's sort of wardrobe to get a really great
Speaker 4: out there? Missus Mango's dress.
Speaker 6: I should have partaken in a few items from that
Speaker 6: place when I left it.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 6: But funny enough, though, I've got a couple of mates,
Speaker 6: my same mates, who have still got some of the
Speaker 6: shirts from the seventies, so I'm going to borrow a couple.
Speaker 4: Awesome. Ah, So that is a great idea. Well, enjoy, Brett,
Speaker 4: have a lovely weekend. Joy your party. I will too.
Speaker 6: A fantastic face, guys, cheers.
Speaker 4: Jenny, Hello, radio call it Hey Jenny, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: And what time you knock it off today?
Speaker 8: I've knocked off already.
Speaker 4: How come I was dinner?
Speaker 8: I worked night shifts at the hospital and I'm looking
Speaker 8: after mums and their babies.
Speaker 4: So your midwife. Yeah, ah, what a great service you do.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for are you and your team
Speaker 4: and all the amazing, literally life giving work you do.
Speaker 8: Oh, it's the best job in the world.
Speaker 4: How long you have been doing that, Jenny?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: More years than I'd care to mention.
Speaker 4: And did you have a couple overnight.
Speaker 8: Well, are you help with the birth? Yeah, one berth overnight,
Speaker 8: looked after the lady afterwards. So yeah, no, it's really nice. Lovely, beautiful,
Speaker 8: beautiful baby girl.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous and Jenny have a lovely weekend. Enjoy week end.
Speaker 8: Thank you well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So yesterday me, Jack and Patsy, we're in our kitchens
Speaker 4: yesterday evening struggling baking. Take a bark in Cancer Council's
Speaker 4: Australia's biggest morning Tea for a great course happening throughout
Speaker 4: May and June with Cancer Council. I hope you get involved.
Speaker 4: Do it over the next couple of fridays. If you
Speaker 4: are let us snow we'll give it a plug, tradees, fieries,
Speaker 4: wherever you are at working a Friday, get involved it.
Speaker 4: It's really hard, but I have to say it was
Speaker 4: good fun, all right. So I tried try to make
Speaker 4: something called a Victorious sponge and quintessentially British kind of cake.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, your mum made for you?
Speaker 3: No, I made some yo yo biscuits or by myself
Speaker 3: and Mum helped us a couple. But the hard stuff
Speaker 3: is definitely the best.
Speaker 4: You all know that kid at school is Mum helmed
Speaker 4: a bit in the school project, and Patsy had the
Speaker 4: toughest thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, as always six hundred year old medieval donuts.
Speaker 4: But to be honest, you brought this recipe People Show
Speaker 4: last Friday. You were raving about.
Speaker 2: It in double say make them, but you're urging.
Speaker 4: Listeners to all right, so do we want to go
Speaker 4: back down to Hoddle Street where these cakes all are?
Speaker 4: Right now? Look outside? You want to go on? Oh
Speaker 4: my god, you see a day like that? Starve Will Smith.
Speaker 4: I'm a get a movie just them and a dog.
Speaker 4: The only thing that survived you are no.
Speaker 3: As I was driving in this morning, I was driving
Speaker 3: down Panade and thinking, who's gonna want to get out
Speaker 3: of their car to try? Some mankey bankers on a
Speaker 3: day like.
Speaker 4: This actually always be upselling everything.
Speaker 3: So I drive past the Magic Wash car wash where
Speaker 3: the bake sale is. They've got a sign up there
Speaker 3: that we've put up there that says please don't queue
Speaker 3: at the punt Road entrance. Harry stars kind if we're
Speaker 3: putting it on a final at the MCG.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I didn't know that, all right? So do
Speaker 4: we want to hear what people are saying about our cakes. Yes,
Speaker 4: let's go to George who did go on to detour
Speaker 4: too magic car wash on Hoddle Street where you can
Speaker 4: still do that as well. George High Christian, it's George.
Speaker 3: Was just trying to sponge and it is delightful seven out.
Speaker 4: Of ten delightful for the sponge. Erica.
Speaker 1: Hey, Christian, it's Erica.
Speaker 15: I think today I'm going to be voting for the
Speaker 15: Victorian sponge cake.
Speaker 7: It's a bit tough, but a plus.
Speaker 3: For effort from me, so that's getting my vote today.
Speaker 4: Thank you. What lovely people.
Speaker 3: I don't like I smell a rig as well. You're
Speaker 3: in control of the buttons and I know there's like
Speaker 3: put these up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Christian, I'm looking at all these trades now.
Speaker 7: Your sponge looks good, but a bit flat. It's very
Speaker 7: donuts Sta like donuts and all. They look like we're
Speaker 7: mean to old scullops or something. Jacks are the best.
Speaker 4: We post chair. There's a for thieves.
Speaker 15: Sally Hey, Christian, it's Sally here. I just tried Jack's
Speaker 15: Yo yo's because to be honest, they looked the safest
Speaker 15: of all the options. They were quite buttery, but not
Speaker 15: too dense, So I reckon they're a clear winner.
Speaker 4: Worried your mum about that? Just on that butter old chill.
Speaker 3: I'm so annoyed because I actually did bake, put the
Speaker 3: time in.
Speaker 4: The photos. No photos were shared For a guy who
Speaker 4: takes photos of everything.
Speaker 3: My hands had icing sugar over.
Speaker 4: Guilty hands have got no rhythm. That was their line.
Speaker 4: George Michael threw away from Killer's whisper Marie. Hey, it's Marie.
Speaker 2: I've just come down to check out your baked.
Speaker 15: I tried the donut and it wasn't really donuty, but
Speaker 15: it was great.
Speaker 4: That is gray, and Patsy did her own, so well done,
Speaker 4: Patsy Mitchie.
Speaker 3: High Christian, it's Mitch.
Speaker 16: I just tried some of Patsy's little donut things here.
Speaker 16: They're they're a little tough, probably a four out of
Speaker 16: five for me.
Speaker 4: Five is high. Listen.
Speaker 3: He has even trouble calling it a donut. Listen to
Speaker 3: him again, High Christian, it's Mitch.
Speaker 16: I just tried some of Patsy's little donut things.
Speaker 4: Don't look like don they do like tried old crushers.
Speaker 4: I love the guy. Michael described this really old scallops.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I think Patsy is the winner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put in the most efforts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, many years affair to your mum. Your mum worked
Speaker 4: very hard. God take Jill Boast. Ease up on that, butter.
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Speaker 4: Street and the team that they've flowing in from Sydney
Speaker 4: have actually done a very good job. I look about
Speaker 4: one hundred years younger. I look, I've just been born,
Speaker 4: actual reborn. Sense of surgery there actually hasn't yet been invented.
Speaker 4: It's a man of the future.
Speaker 3: Have they finished you? We know if they've finished yet.
Speaker 4: That they just knocked off. There was a great bit
Speaker 4: tin of paint at the corner of my chin as well.
Speaker 3: Because maybe they're coming back tomorrow to age you. So
Speaker 3: if they are just standing.
Speaker 4: Down, yeah, I might drop them off so they can
Speaker 4: so they can see how I am now. So the
Speaker 4: reason why we're talking about this this week as well. Otherwise,
Speaker 4: what do you care is that actually we're giving you
Speaker 4: the chance to have your own mural, and we had
Speaker 4: lots of great calls this week or what you'd like
Speaker 4: on your own warm The wall is an amazing street
Speaker 4: in this great city, which is Ligon Street. So the
Speaker 4: mural will be painted next week and lots of the
Speaker 4: calls we're talking about people that would love their dogs
Speaker 4: up there, because if you have a dog, you love
Speaker 4: your dog and they love us. So we thought, what's
Speaker 4: better than one dog is an entire wall of your dog.
Speaker 4: So we have a wall. It's on lig On Street.
Speaker 4: We can fit twenty one dogs in. We've been asking
Speaker 4: you simply just to pitch. You know, your pooch almost
Speaker 4: said what we were working the corner, but obviously couldn't
Speaker 4: few It's Friday and we does he have had thousands
Speaker 4: enter Bitch your.
Speaker 12: Pooch, bitch your puppy, Palmer Radians and huskies to get
Speaker 12: their faces painted.
Speaker 4: On our wall. Now, we hate giving you bad news
Speaker 4: on a show, but there is only room for twenty
Speaker 4: one dogs. There has to be a limit. And I
Speaker 4: guarantee even if your dog doesn't go up there, you're
Speaker 4: obviously a dog lover. I hope you will support the
Speaker 4: wall of dogs out there because it is going to
Speaker 4: look amazing. The dogs are all going to look up there,
Speaker 4: look so good up there, painted in mural form. Here
Speaker 4: are some of the ones who haven't made it on
Speaker 4: so far. Have got the good news yesterday who had
Speaker 4: the dog.
Speaker 16: In wood He has actually died and come back to
Speaker 16: late before.
Speaker 13: My thing hond dog Henry, and Henry really really great
Speaker 13: at his work.
Speaker 11: That'stra boy.
Speaker 14: He's almost seventeen. A marveless family dog.
Speaker 5: We'd love him up there.
Speaker 10: My dog was Sabi made. She's an icy chuana.
Speaker 7: Differ it.
Speaker 1: She actually saved my life back in two.
Speaker 2: Thousand and I Doug is ready to rip the dogs
Speaker 2: of Melbourne on the Wall of Dogs.
Speaker 16: My boy Nuka deserves to be on the wall purely
Speaker 16: because he burkes in people's mouths if he doesn't like them.
Speaker 4: Nuka also, I'll always remember that that dog as well.
Speaker 4: It's a feld Bomb dog. Obviously at the top gun
Speaker 4: Bomb Dog Academy. They rinsed him out and he now
Speaker 4: just likes watching The Simpsons. I love Nukah, the feld
Speaker 4: Bomb dog who can also beouching people's faces that he
Speaker 4: doesn't like. They deserve to go up. The dog that
Speaker 4: came back from the dead and that spicy chawower. All right,
Speaker 4: So we now have some tough calls to make and
Speaker 4: some good calls to make. We have a load of
Speaker 4: you on hold, eagerly waiting to find out if your
Speaker 4: pooch is going on that wall about to be the
Speaker 4: most famous wall of dogs in the world. He's going
Speaker 4: to Lind the first of all.
Speaker 9: Linda, Hello, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Linda, So remind us of mister Fiji. Why
Speaker 4: would mister Fiji deserve to go on the wall.
Speaker 9: It's mister Fuji, and he's a beautiful, a squeishy pug,
Speaker 9: and he's got such range. You've seen photos of him
Speaker 9: as a bunny rabbit, a plum pudding. He's been a cowboy.
Speaker 9: He's got a little high vis vest so he can
Speaker 9: come to construction sites with me. So I think he
Speaker 9: needs have one of these beautiful photos.
Speaker 3: It is essentially the village of people of pugs.
Speaker 4: Doesn't he looks so pissed off because you've dressed him
Speaker 4: as a Frenchman And he.
Speaker 9: Always looks that happy when he's dressed up.
Speaker 4: No, pugs always look like they're already just to launch
Speaker 4: in you and dig you up with the right hand
Speaker 4: or something. But he looks he's off a beret at
Speaker 4: a jaun tyangle and a neckerchief. He looks filthy.
Speaker 9: He's filthy. He hates it, so does he's Dad.
Speaker 13: I'm in charge.
Speaker 1: So it's happening, Linda.
Speaker 4: We need a piste off Pug in the wall. Amazing everyone,
Speaker 4: Pug on the wall in he's in the angry French pug.
Speaker 4: He's up there. His expression is one of my favorite ones,
Speaker 4: is going to be on there. That's great, Linda, Thank
Speaker 4: you all right, thank you for telling us about your
Speaker 4: also and dog. Let's go to Bill right now. Bill,
Speaker 4: I love seeing the phototos of you and Boff.
Speaker 17: He's he's a big, gentle giant. He's basically an eighty
Speaker 17: seven kilo lap dog.
Speaker 3: Crush your leg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is a very very big dog, So Bell,
Speaker 4: Why should Buff be up there on the wall of dogs?
Speaker 17: Oh? Buff was a rescue dog, mistreated before we picked
Speaker 17: him up. We've given him the best life he could
Speaker 17: possibly have and it brings us joy. Just looking at
Speaker 17: his big buffhead, I think that I just don't know
Speaker 17: if that wall is big enough.
Speaker 3: For his bullhead.
Speaker 4: I tell you what I love about his buffet. He
Speaker 4: looks like he's got this again on the pug, a
Speaker 4: very intimidating frown on him.
Speaker 17: Yeah, we are actually last Christmas for walking through the
Speaker 17: Christmas lights in our street. And this little kid come
Speaker 17: up and said, oh my.
Speaker 5: God, that look a giant a bug.
Speaker 4: Huge. We need on the wall that big old buff head.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, thank you very much. Buffy is on the
Speaker 4: wall with his big thank you, Greg, frowning at anyone
Speaker 4: who comes near him. He has to be out there,
Speaker 4: gorgeous dog. And good on you for someone rescue dogs
Speaker 4: as well. Thank you, Bill, Thank you. All right, let's
Speaker 4: go to Lisa.
Speaker 12: Hello, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good?
Speaker 11: Well you you've got to have Bruno on the wall.
Speaker 12: He's just the biggest Stays fan ever. He sits and
Speaker 12: watches the TV with us.
Speaker 4: But wait, you had me.
Speaker 3: I hate this one just because you put him in
Speaker 3: the demon.
Speaker 4: Put hate them up random?
Speaker 3: You think them random, and I thought.
Speaker 7: Get out the.
Speaker 4: Angry Bombers fan. Don't worry about.
Speaker 5: That dog.
Speaker 12: He's a celebrity when he walks down the street.
Speaker 4: He's got that winning scarf around his neck. Bruno, the
Speaker 4: d super fan.
Speaker 3: The Elephant Man was a celebrity.
Speaker 4: Oh no, who's that dog hates her today?
Speaker 12: And when he wants to wake you up, he sneezes and.
Speaker 4: Delightful like all the Steve fans. Lisa, Bruno's on the
Speaker 4: ball in his d scarf. Gods that that's priceless, that
Speaker 4: is brilliant.
Speaker 14: I'm his nanny anyway, I'm not his owner. My son
Speaker 14: is his owner.
Speaker 9: Leon Leon.
Speaker 12: Leon's holiday in Queensland, so Bruno's having a holiday without.
Speaker 4: Dogs.
Speaker 5: So he's my fair agent.
Speaker 4: His agents receiving the good news right now, Do let
Speaker 4: Bruno hope he's still supporting the D's this Sunday, do
Speaker 4: let Bruno the news. We catch up with him on
Speaker 4: that holiday. He's on a sun lounger right now.
Speaker 12: We'll take him up to make sure the portrait's done
Speaker 12: perfectly and he gets his best angle.
Speaker 4: Gotcha, all right, Lisa, lovely stuff, all right, the squeeze
Speaker 4: in two more, Jake, morning, Christian, tell us about your
Speaker 4: royal dog Tink.
Speaker 13: Tink is my son's best friend. We've had Tink for
Speaker 13: about ten years and she and my son and my
Speaker 13: son's twelve. They joined at the hip and during COVID.
Speaker 13: She was his best friend when he was doing school
Speaker 13: from home. We got that particular picture was made for
Speaker 13: him for his birth. It's proudly above his bed, looking
Speaker 13: over his bedroom, which is also tinks.
Speaker 4: It's true what this is. Just you understand. It's a
Speaker 4: royal portrait, isn't it, with that high collar like a
Speaker 4: king Charles called King Charles.
Speaker 13: But she's Jack Rustle across Foxy, who didn't grow much
Speaker 13: beer than football.
Speaker 4: It's a tiny little pee head up there as well.
Speaker 4: To make up the books. We got to have balance
Speaker 4: up as well. But a boy's best friend, a kid's
Speaker 4: best friend is a dog. If you've got them, that's
Speaker 4: a great one. Jake, he's on the wall. Awesome, tell
Speaker 4: you by you can go and see it next week.
Speaker 4: Tink will be up there.
Speaker 13: Excellent. Thanks very much, Christian.
Speaker 4: Thanks you, Jake. Have a lovely weekend. And let's go
Speaker 4: to who we got here?
Speaker 14: Miranda, Miranda, how are you going all right?
Speaker 4: So tell us about Barry. Great name for a dog.
Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 14: So my dog's Barry, the border Collie, and he is
Speaker 14: the most handsome dog in Melbourn. So every day we
Speaker 14: go for walks up lots of people tell me he's handsome,
Speaker 14: even if I'm holding my daughter.
Speaker 8: That are interested in her.
Speaker 14: Just Barry and everyone wants to breed him. So Christian,
Speaker 14: if you want your wall to look beautiful, you need
Speaker 14: Barry on it.
Speaker 4: Well, Miranda, I'm sorry, we've got no more places on
Speaker 4: the wall. Is a beautiful dog, Barry. We saw it
Speaker 4: yesterday and he is a stud.
Speaker 14: Thank you, thank you, And he's really well behaved. And
Speaker 14: I actually have Jack Post to take for that. Yeah,
Speaker 14: from your segment was ages ago. I actually was pregnant
Speaker 14: and Barry was a nut case. And I remember you
Speaker 14: talking about your dog and a dog trainer. So I
Speaker 14: met this you on Instagram and got the dog trainer.
Speaker 14: Now he's amazing.
Speaker 3: He knows dog.
Speaker 14: Legend.
Speaker 4: Is he quite a character, isn't he. He scared me when
Speaker 4: he came out.
Speaker 14: She scared the whole household, including her.
Speaker 4: Barry is genuinely one of the most beautiful dogs I've
Speaker 4: ever seen. He has to go up on that wall.
Speaker 14: Prime, yes you, thank you. You'll have to call him
Speaker 14: his work or let him know he's just he's electrician dog.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, do you know what you two and up
Speaker 4: to a side with that. You're cheering and everybody it
Speaker 4: is a genuinely gorgeous dog, beautiful eyes. That's great, Randa
Speaker 4: marries up on the wall. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: Before we head into our weekends, say goodbye. We have
Speaker 4: one last important thing to say to you guys. Great
Speaker 4: fun this week in giving away a wall Oprah gave
Speaker 4: away cars. This show gives away a wall What a
Speaker 4: wall in nine On Street. The wall of dogs will
Speaker 4: be painted next week twenty one amazing dogs. Thank you Insights,
Speaker 4: all the people who have gone for time to tell
Speaker 4: us about their amazing dog, what they mean to you
Speaker 4: and your family, and the gorgeous photos. We could only
Speaker 4: fit twenty one up. However, we are going to try
Speaker 4: and work out what we can do with a load
Speaker 4: of the dogs as well. Whether there's a couple of
Speaker 4: little things we can put up you can download with
Speaker 4: your dogs up there. We're going to try and do something,
Speaker 4: but I appreciate it's it's tough news to some of you.
Speaker 4: There's loads of dogs who could have been up there,
Speaker 4: but we can only have all the dogs were twenty
Speaker 4: one at nice Amazing Dobs of Melbourne. So that wad
Speaker 4: be painted next week this weekend. If you were if
Speaker 4: you're anywhere near Saint Kilda, go via Ackland Street. Waits,
Speaker 4: is that Danny Zuko or a young Richard Nixon on
Speaker 4: the wall? No, my friends, it's how I look. It's
Speaker 4: how I look. I really look that young and fresh.
Speaker 4: You can have your own wall. We have another one
Speaker 4: to give away, so Ligon Street gets painted next week.
Speaker 4: The week after that going up will be a brand
Speaker 4: new moral mural on commercial roads, commercial road, very busy road,
Speaker 4: commercial roads. There's a wall there. We own the wall.
Speaker 4: The painters do not know what they're gonna be painting.
Speaker 4: We don't know what they're gonna be painting. It's up
Speaker 4: to you. What would you love on your own wall?
Speaker 4: It's not just the wall, it's an amazing Have a
Speaker 4: look on our Instagram or Facebook page. See what those
Speaker 4: artists have done with is my face? When they do
Speaker 4: the dogs next week, it is going to look incredible
Speaker 4: and in whatever the next rule is, whatever we decide
Speaker 4: from your suggestions, it will be an amazing mural in
Speaker 4: a city that's got some good and bad ones. If
Speaker 4: we're really honest, these aren't going to be good ones.
Speaker 4: So what would you love on there? Your own mural?
Speaker 4: We've done the wall of dogs? What do we do next?
Speaker 4: It's up to you. Email me this weekend, Christian at
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We've done dogs? What
Speaker 4: else can we do? Have a great weekend?
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