Speaker 1: Hi us again.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So you might remember last week we gas lit Jenna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our third wheel. Well, we're doing it again. We're gaslighting
Speaker 1: General all over again. Gaslight she has it coming, Let's
Speaker 1: be real, absolutely so. Do you guys remember back in
Speaker 1: episode twenty two, I think it was Jenna was away
Speaker 1: and we had nap pen fold from the edge ninety
Speaker 1: six to one filling in.
Speaker 2: It was fantastic.
Speaker 1: That's right. So she's back.
Speaker 3: Hi, Natalie, you just said that because I was in
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate you.
Speaker 4: I've heard you make fun of my voice before when
Speaker 4: I haven't been on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I've never done that when.
Speaker 3: I heard it very deep.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Natalie's back. She's going to help us gaslight Jenna again.
Speaker 1: So like last time you were here, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: pretend that Jenna's away, even though she will be in
Speaker 1: the room at the time. Once we start the show,
Speaker 1: we're just going to talk as though she's not there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and bless her, she's already set up her MacBook
Speaker 2: and her pan and a glass of water. She's ready
Speaker 2: to go, I know. So we're ROLLI intro and we'll
Speaker 2: gaslight Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right, let's see how it goes.
Speaker 2: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 1: Hello on Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you
Speaker 2: from my bedroom on the Things that make more sense
Speaker 2: than the others.
Speaker 5: Hitch is traded in Gymnast One commodore games Goald in
Speaker 5: nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: That his performance on the pommel Horse India, Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 5: You are a.
Speaker 1: Cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is just still
Speaker 1: to play a couple of Mitchesdregon. We should include Jenna's
Speaker 1: name in the opener.
Speaker 2: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 2: said in the simlish.
Speaker 1: Drap a lubi perfect now his MIXTUREI and yes we
Speaker 1: are yuys.
Speaker 2: How are we all good to be back?
Speaker 1: We're one man down this week.
Speaker 2: We are sadly producer Jenna Away today a.
Speaker 1: Third wheel grounds keeper Janney, she's bailed on us once again.
Speaker 1: I'm saying a question now, loyalty may die.
Speaker 2: You didn't tell me why. I think maybe some sort
Speaker 2: of fingernail thing surgery.
Speaker 1: All well, it's not a problem because a nat penfold
Speaker 1: from the edge ninety six. One is here again.
Speaker 3: Guys, love feeling when Jenna's not here.
Speaker 1: We dragged last time away.
Speaker 2: It's a different energy when she's not here, but it's
Speaker 2: really fill the void.
Speaker 3: I'd love to know what it's like to actually be
Speaker 3: here with Jenna in the studio.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's like your Voldemort and Harry Potter. Neither
Speaker 1: one can survive. What is it? Either one can live
Speaker 1: while the other survives.
Speaker 3: Only one can.
Speaker 2: Live exactly right. Anyway, It's great to have you here.
Speaker 2: People loved you last time too. Yeah it was people.
Speaker 2: People are like so great to have another female voice
Speaker 2: and dynamic was great. So I'm glad you and I
Speaker 2: got to sort of have that because we're shy. People
Speaker 2: were old friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not anymore again.
Speaker 2: I'm not anymore because I've moved to Gleeb finally.
Speaker 1: So, Mitch and Nat you went to the same high school,
Speaker 1: didn't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. We went to Wallware High School. We
Speaker 2: probably were in the canteen line at some point together.
Speaker 3: Pushing each other for the last pack of nugget or the.
Speaker 2: Hash brown rolls. I'll tell you a lot by thyroid thinking.
Speaker 4: You know, I actually saw someone one it's a fatty
Speaker 4: in my grade and put a sausage roll like on
Speaker 4: a bread roll, like a bread rolls, but a sausage
Speaker 4: roll in it.
Speaker 3: That's pastry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's way too much. That doesn't sound like a
Speaker 1: good coin.
Speaker 3: Lead of sauce, just to not soak it up.
Speaker 2: You know when our token meal was a hash brown roll.
Speaker 2: In high school, we had a hash brown roll. So
Speaker 2: it's a white Baby's Delight, white bread roll, chicken sal
Speaker 2: and a hash brown.
Speaker 1: It's a hard Yeah, that sounds violent.
Speaker 2: Carbs on cars.
Speaker 1: It's like, remember when KFC did that burger where in
Speaker 1: lieu of buns they just had two bits of chicken
Speaker 1: as the bun.
Speaker 3: I'd rather band than the which the lettuce is the bread?
Speaker 3: Why burger about.
Speaker 2: Done that once and never again.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a very grilled thing. Even when you
Speaker 4: get the gluten free bread.
Speaker 2: It's like the low cup superbun. I'm I don't want
Speaker 2: a pancakes with going back.
Speaker 1: I've been gasolic again, Jenner two weeks. I started to
Speaker 1: get really uncomfortable with the.
Speaker 4: Shrieks that would focus when she was like right next
Speaker 4: to me, just literally squealing the whole time.
Speaker 2: I don't know how those creeps that hide people in
Speaker 2: their basements to do it, because I can't handle you
Speaker 2: on that side of the room, screeching, having someone live
Speaker 2: on being in a.
Speaker 6: Room and you're ignored.
Speaker 2: Jenner.
Speaker 1: We know you're here, Jenna. It's great having you both.
Speaker 1: Actually you were away last time night was here.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 1: So anyone who's new here?
Speaker 8: We do?
Speaker 3: And is it just me?
Speaker 1: Each every week? And Nat you're going to be doing one? Jenny?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do one this week? To your mates?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 1: Make it a home run?
Speaker 6: I would love to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it not much else going on? We may
Speaker 2: as well all do one. I'll think of something if
Speaker 2: it's your first time listening. And is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or as we like to call them, the gems, they're
Speaker 2: like the backbone of the show. It's something we've noticed,
Speaker 2: something we hate appreciate. Should I go first?
Speaker 1: It feels like it's been a while since you've gone first,
Speaker 1: So please entertain.
Speaker 2: Let's go all right? Here we are?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you not really understand how moisturizer works?
Speaker 3: Moisturizing your face?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well your body?
Speaker 3: What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: No? Fact? No, no, that stays completely I've tried it
Speaker 2: before and it stays forever. I have moisturized down there,
Speaker 2: have you?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I would have at some point. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I didn't notice anything untoward.
Speaker 2: Oh I did, and it just was like a wet fish.
Speaker 3: It just didn't Why did you do it? So it
Speaker 3: smell nice?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, it smells fine. Just was a
Speaker 2: bit dry and I was like, oh, that's some sorbollan
Speaker 2: and then it just stayed. I woke up. I'm like, oh, it's.
Speaker 1: Still damp to this day.
Speaker 2: No, I've sat out in the sun, got a loofer
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's not to understand. It just makes you
Speaker 1: less dry and scaly and fuck.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's the whole skincare routine. It's really
Speaker 2: popular right now and I have just started doing one
Speaker 2: now that I moved out. Hayden has always done one
Speaker 2: and swears by them, and I have never done it
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 1: Some people take it really seriously.
Speaker 2: Oh, it looks like Buddy hocus Pocus, that film with
Speaker 2: all the witches in it. He's got like ointments and
Speaker 2: bubbles and hubbles. Yeah, and I'm like, he's got glass
Speaker 2: things with a little dropper in it and Yeah, that ship.
Speaker 1: I remember when I started using Proactive and I was
Speaker 1: like three steps. That sounds like a lot of time
Speaker 1: out of my day just for some skin care.
Speaker 2: I would kill to have three steps. I've got six.
Speaker 2: Now six steps?
Speaker 1: How did you end up with six bloody steps.
Speaker 2: I've got to do it in the shower, you cleanse
Speaker 2: get it. I do it myself. He does it, and
Speaker 2: then he goes, you've got to do it or you'll
Speaker 2: break out, And then I do break out. I think
Speaker 2: it's because of the high fat diet, but I was
Speaker 2: going to say maybe, but I do. You've got a tone,
Speaker 2: then you've got to moisturize. Then you've got to put
Speaker 2: the patch on it. And I've got the under eye
Speaker 2: cream because I got bags from working nights. Then you've
Speaker 2: got to moisturize. But the moisturizer never seems to dry.
Speaker 2: And I just think I'm doing it wrong.
Speaker 4: I've literally just a recent gotten a skincare routine as well,
Speaker 4: and mine's probably.
Speaker 3: Five or six steps.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't quite understand what each step does. All I
Speaker 4: know is my face has improved so much. Like I've
Speaker 4: never had bad skin, but now like I'm telling people
Speaker 4: to touch my face all the time.
Speaker 2: Mitch, touch your face, you can if you are touch.
Speaker 3: COVID, but I don't have it.
Speaker 1: Am I going to smear your makeup?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was an improved He doesn't feel
Speaker 1: that different to my face.
Speaker 2: There's a constant scale.
Speaker 1: What do you like? Before?
Speaker 4: It was just a bit dry, just a little bit dry,
Speaker 4: and I had some mom.
Speaker 3: Some moum blackhead issues on my nose.
Speaker 2: Have you done those blackhead strips?
Speaker 3: I feel like it's a little bit of beer.
Speaker 2: I love it. I've done one and black ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and accidentally that's it For an hour. I watched a MOVIEE.
Speaker 2: My nose is like Toot and Carmen in his body.
Speaker 2: It was a rock hard and it hurts so much.
Speaker 2: It latched on like a little fucking helmet crab. It
Speaker 2: was like pinched on it.
Speaker 1: What's the thing her crab?
Speaker 3: That's your penis with crabs.
Speaker 2: A helmet, that's the opposite. Any Way, you peel it
Speaker 2: off and then you get all the little worms coming
Speaker 2: out of the paws. That's the best feeling ever. But
Speaker 2: then you've got all these holes in your nose.
Speaker 1: Is there something that you're meant to use to close
Speaker 1: the holes. Again. That's the tone of shit, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't really know.
Speaker 4: I've heard once you get a black hair, that spot
Speaker 4: is always going to refill.
Speaker 3: You're always going to have a black head there. You
Speaker 3: just got to keep cleaning the mountain.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, My mama's taken me once to
Speaker 2: get a microdermabrasion micodermotion. Absolutely loved it. Those things when
Speaker 2: there's like science behind it, I back it. But a
Speaker 2: skincare routine morning and night. It's like brushing your teeth.
Speaker 2: You only need to do it once the morning.
Speaker 1: Once, brush your teeth once a day.
Speaker 6: You're discussing.
Speaker 1: At a pirate settling the high seas bleed.
Speaker 2: When you brush every day that I brush every morning.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad we're this far away. I don't want
Speaker 3: to smell your breath.
Speaker 1: So you brush your teeth in the morning, and then
Speaker 1: you come here and undoubtedly eat a lot during the day.
Speaker 2: It's thirteen, and then you crawl into.
Speaker 1: Bed alongside your loving boyfriend with foul breath. Is he
Speaker 1: ever said anything.
Speaker 2: So, partner, please, I want it to be ambiguous. He's
Speaker 2: never complied.
Speaker 1: I would have such an issue with that.
Speaker 2: Do you honestly all do it twice a day?
Speaker 4: I'm bad with flossing. I don't floss as much as
Speaker 4: I should, but twice a day.
Speaker 2: I can't floss. It's like fucking some sort of horror
Speaker 2: film in their blood everywhere.
Speaker 1: That's going on with your mouth, It's fine, it's clean.
Speaker 2: My mouth washed as well.
Speaker 6: Do you regularly go to the dentist?
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't been for about three years. It's not
Speaker 2: that bad, you reckon.
Speaker 4: I once knew someone that hadn't been since I was
Speaker 4: like a kid to like seventeen years or something.
Speaker 2: I don't have have cavities.
Speaker 3: How do you know? You just have gingeris? Because I
Speaker 3: like a massacre every time I brush your tea, I
Speaker 3: don't know what's worse.
Speaker 2: No, once I was brushing, a whole cat came off.
Speaker 2: I've got fine dental hygien I'm fainning. Look, I've got
Speaker 2: great teeth.
Speaker 1: But that's like my worst nightmare because I got a
Speaker 1: bloody a feeling it. I've got root canal and I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten a cat put on it. So I'm really
Speaker 1: worried that one day it's gonna like, you know, something
Speaker 1: wrong is gonna happen.
Speaker 2: You've got two open holes in your body. Now, it's
Speaker 2: a sex joke.
Speaker 1: You know what they say about having to explain the joke.
Speaker 2: All right, who's going next?
Speaker 1: I'll go next, Let's do it here we go?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you check if people have been forwarding your Instagram
Speaker 1: posts to other people?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Privately? In the DM?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Insights? Right?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So do you?
Speaker 1: Does everyone here have that ability? Jennat is your Instagram
Speaker 1: setup as a creator account?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: So if you go into settings and then account type,
Speaker 1: you can go between personal, business or creator account. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's business and creator. It gives you the
Speaker 1: option to view insights on your posts and it tells
Speaker 1: you how many people have liked, commented, and DMed your
Speaker 1: post to someone. And I reckon, there are more snakes
Speaker 1: in my Instagram followers than there are people actually commenting
Speaker 1: Half the time, there's more people talking shit about me
Speaker 1: privately than there are actually talking to me in the comment.
Speaker 6: How do you find this out?
Speaker 1: It's in the view insights button underneath every post if
Speaker 1: you've got it. If you're a business or creator account.
Speaker 3: It's motivational speaker.
Speaker 2: Who do you motivate.
Speaker 1: That would be that would probably be creator.
Speaker 2: So here we go. I'm on my Instagram. We just
Speaker 2: had Father's Day in Australia. Me, my beautiful, loving partner,
Speaker 2: she was in the photo with my dad and I
Speaker 2: hit view insights. Right. Four people have sent that to
Speaker 2: each other. Yeah, who wants to Now? That's not what
Speaker 2: a lovely photo?
Speaker 1: What do you think they're saying?
Speaker 2: Oh, I reckon, it's god, he looks fat here you reckon? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was gay. That would be one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: See, clearly my years of therapy have been paying off
Speaker 1: because I now think all these people are forwarding these
Speaker 1: dms privately. But I don't have any evidence to suggest
Speaker 1: whether they're talking nice things or mean things, So I
Speaker 1: can just assume that they're saying nice things. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: assuming the worst. And do you know how I think
Speaker 1: of it. Even if people are talking shit, I kind
Speaker 1: of appreciate being a source of shit talking for them,
Speaker 1: because I myself do enjoy a bit of shit talking
Speaker 1: about people's Instagram. And in fact, this this woman here
Speaker 1: to my left, our guest host Natalie. If you go
Speaker 1: through our instagram, d.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it's there.
Speaker 3: Incriminating person.
Speaker 1: It's one person that we both know. Not you guys
Speaker 1: don't have to worry. They're not a colleague. But there's
Speaker 1: this person we know and we just constantly hammer them
Speaker 1: because they're so cringe and it's like, I hate it.
Speaker 1: It's my guilty pleasure.
Speaker 4: No, but it's my favorite account to follows, and I reckon.
Speaker 4: Everything they put up is just like the little arrow
Speaker 4: of being one.
Speaker 3: It's just either.
Speaker 4: Meteorized turning it to each other. Yeah, but I do
Speaker 4: the same thing. I'll look at my photos. I think
Speaker 4: it's gotten up to like six it or you know,
Speaker 4: somewhere thereabout, and I'm like, it's a selfie and I'm like,
Speaker 4: these motherfucker is a ripping on me one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: But they should be sitting there going how gorgeous. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's so beautiful. What a great post.
Speaker 1: I reckon. There's one hundred percent. Multiple people out there
Speaker 1: that hate watch our podcasts on our Instagram. They look
Speaker 1: at the videos and they just they shit, can they
Speaker 1: hate it? I reckon, But is that going to stop
Speaker 1: us from doing it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Never, So I'm just like, go forth, let him talk.
Speaker 2: As I just said, You've made me see the light.
Speaker 1: I just think, think about it. How much joy do
Speaker 1: you get from sometimes ship canning people's cringey posts. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to be the cringy person get the people back
Speaker 1: on because there's people that like our content as well.
Speaker 1: So it's you know, it evens out.
Speaker 2: You know what, We'll even say, go on and do
Speaker 2: it if it makes you feel better about yourself. Laugh
Speaker 2: for us, fat fucks.
Speaker 1: Don't give it lives. We're having fun.
Speaker 2: Amen. Oh I bet they're going to cringe it, and
Speaker 2: that's gonna do a really cringe. Is It just Me?
Speaker 2: Will make a video about it and we'll send it out.
Speaker 3: People can pay you at Why would mine be cringed?
Speaker 2: Well, we've all done really well.
Speaker 3: You you just spoke about your ginger vitis.
Speaker 4: And would lay moisturizer from fourteen years ago when you
Speaker 4: were experimenting as a child pulls the bone drive.
Speaker 3: We know why the moisturizer was down there. He's sick.
Speaker 7: You're listening to.
Speaker 5: Is It Just Me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 1: Go follow us at a couple of mitches on Ina
Speaker 1: and TikTok if you want. Also our guest hosts today,
Speaker 1: Nat Penfold, What are you at Nat pen Folds on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Pretty simple, yep, yep, go check her out. Forward some
Speaker 1: posts of people talk some ship. It'll be great.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to report back and let
Speaker 2: us know how many posts have been.
Speaker 3: For people are going to do it now just to
Speaker 3: pick film.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, go and forward a post because I
Speaker 2: actually want to see how many we can do.
Speaker 3: My most recent ones. I can tell him up.
Speaker 2: Should letting that jump in with an? It just me sure?
Speaker 1: I mean, Nat, would do you want to go first?
Speaker 1: Or you're going to have a scraag fight with Jenna
Speaker 1: to decide whose whose?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Just me goes next?
Speaker 3: What would you like to do? Jenna?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? So you know what
Speaker 2: you know? Bradley is going to go and whoever goes first,
Speaker 2: just that's what is going to happen.
Speaker 1: It's a alpha female first.
Speaker 2: Well there might be some dead silence, Jenna. Okay, we've
Speaker 2: been there before, all right, Bradley.
Speaker 7: Go for it?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Forgot Jess?
Speaker 1: Women?
Speaker 6: I said I'm not going first again?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Hairdressers always insult the last hairdresser you had?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Always yes, I don't know who cut this boxy box.
Speaker 6: Every single time.
Speaker 7: So I go to a hairdresser, they're like, oh, the
Speaker 7: one before you, they obviously didn't know.
Speaker 6: How to cut those layers. Now we have to wait
Speaker 6: till they grow out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got my work cut out for me.
Speaker 9: Here.
Speaker 3: Where did you go last? How much did they charge
Speaker 3: you too?
Speaker 1: Steep, We've got a lot to get through.
Speaker 2: When a coffee or tea or water, they always.
Speaker 3: Off sparkling wine. Sparkling wine.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: You know what the worst parties are the place I
Speaker 2: go and I love been there for the last ten years,
Speaker 2: which I could tell you. I'm sure somebody sweaty intern
Speaker 2: doing a TVT course comes out shaking and sweaty. She
Speaker 2: puts the tea down. There's seventeen bloody micro hairs floating
Speaker 2: in the top. Oh yeah, take it back in the
Speaker 2: top of the tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never happened to me.
Speaker 2: Sure you go.
Speaker 1: I have had the bagging out situation happen though the
Speaker 1: last time I went to the hairdresser. The time before
Speaker 1: was not.
Speaker 3: I think it matters to the story.
Speaker 1: It does, No, no, no, it does, because then I
Speaker 1: went back the last time. That was when I went
Speaker 1: back to the unusual hairdresser and he bag it out.
Speaker 1: You see, it's actually very important to the narrative of Natalie. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I went to the hairdresser in the March or something,
Speaker 1: and I had a different what's your problem? I turned
Speaker 1: a microft I'm loud enough, sick of son't get his story.
Speaker 1: It's actually not that good.
Speaker 2: No, I'm interested.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be so ship now I can turn it bag.
Speaker 2: I turned it back on. That's right, fair, Sorry, Mitch, let.
Speaker 1: Him speak, guys, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: No, I'm fine, okay, So not the most recent time
Speaker 4: you went to the hairdresser the time before in March.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: So I went back to the hairdresser, and the reason
Speaker 1: that he was away in March was because he would
Speaker 1: be he'd been overseas and he was fucking self isolating.
Speaker 1: So I had to get some other rando to cut it,
Speaker 1: and they cut it way too short. And then I
Speaker 1: went back and my usual hairdresser, right, he's this middle
Speaker 1: aged Italian gay man called Francesco walk In, and he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, darling, what happened? What happened? Like that's
Speaker 1: how insulted he was by the other hairdresser that did.
Speaker 6: My hair and it's from the same salon, the same salon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably trained this person in March. Do you
Speaker 1: know what it's called?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: She asked the question.
Speaker 2: And I don't really like her, Na, No, No, I'm
Speaker 2: keeping her in. I want to see what she's got,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 4: Every morning because me and Jenna work the same hour
Speaker 4: as I gently bully her as a bit of a joke,
Speaker 4: like I'll take her phone off the hook and like
Speaker 4: dogs blow on it and.
Speaker 2: That's not funny.
Speaker 7: That's so You've been a dialing lifeline for me, saying
Speaker 7: you need to speak to someone.
Speaker 6: But after that, it's just like throwing at the phone.
Speaker 2: And she's getting an EPI pan putting it in the give.
Speaker 7: Will walk past me every morning and say, oh, you
Speaker 7: don't want anyone to call you.
Speaker 6: No, it's just because Nat threw it off my desk.
Speaker 3: My story was better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, that was not a good story.
Speaker 6: What what what's the story?
Speaker 2: You took her phone off the hook?
Speaker 1: Hectic prank, Nat, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Thank you, Jennifer. That is just me. I now
Speaker 2: remember why we don't let you do them not though
Speaker 2: it was actually.
Speaker 1: A really very much.
Speaker 3: It was a good one.
Speaker 2: Well yours was cracked, was fine, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I just discussed I don't want to do one. Everyone's
Speaker 3: going to.
Speaker 2: It's got that power, would you like?
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys.
Speaker 2: Really, it's like the end of Survivor the last four.
Speaker 3: We all got along last time. Maybe Jenna's the trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Last time we did this dynamic, it was heaven.
Speaker 1: It was actually Mitchell. Do you remember back in episode
Speaker 1: four Jenna wasn't here. We didn't bicker once, we.
Speaker 2: Didn't fight at all. Shut up and the one moment
Speaker 2: you pretend you're not here, we go back to best friends.
Speaker 1: We got along swimming Lea during the opening when we
Speaker 1: were pretending she was invisible.
Speaker 2: The moment you speak, I want to slap him in
Speaker 2: the fucking fire. You I'll see, you're the root of
Speaker 2: the whole problem. I'm turning her mic off No. Six
Speaker 2: and Nat when you're ready, I feel free to take
Speaker 2: it away.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is this ad the most annoying ad going around on
Speaker 3: TV at the moment?
Speaker 1: Who is that behind those foster grants?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: I saw this today every time the fucking mass singer
Speaker 4: is on because it's Danny minoguean.
Speaker 2: Ali Mynog's famed sister, of course, and.
Speaker 4: She's walking down strutting her stuff in these like Servo
Speaker 4: sonnies and then she turns around. But the worst fucking
Speaker 4: part of it, who's that behind those Foster Grants?
Speaker 3: Who the fox says Grant?
Speaker 1: She's Victorian. They speak posh there.
Speaker 2: But also it's not like a ray Ben or a
Speaker 2: Gucci like, who's that behind those Maui gems? There's nothing
Speaker 2: sexy about the brand.
Speaker 1: Behind those Billa bungs?
Speaker 2: Is that behind those are Roxies'?
Speaker 1: Is that behind those Lightning bults?
Speaker 3: Have anyone ever heard of Foster Grant her brand?
Speaker 2: No, it's a Specsator's exclusive. She also did the Kylie range.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. You can get it at
Speaker 1: Chemi's warehouse, That's what the ad says. But yeah, I've
Speaker 1: seen that at a billion times. Never noticed that she
Speaker 1: says Grant like a posh person. All the Melbourne people
Speaker 1: they also say like plant and stuff like that. They
Speaker 1: say castle instead of.
Speaker 4: Castle assistent though. I feel like they'd say dance, but
Speaker 4: then they'll turn around and say Foster Grant.
Speaker 1: I think they say dance too half the time.
Speaker 3: Fucking pick where you're coming from.
Speaker 2: The agree. Also, that's her brand. And when your sister
Speaker 2: is Kylie Minogue, you've got to have something.
Speaker 3: Because Kylie lived in England, so now she is English.
Speaker 2: Well she's like English. You know, they've they've adopted her.
Speaker 1: Basically give her a chance, like to give you do
Speaker 1: you know anybody that you brought that up though? Because
Speaker 1: I had I was going to wait till later in
Speaker 1: the show, but I have some Danny Minogue audio also
Speaker 1: that I was going to play on the show.
Speaker 3: We may just do it now this podcast.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, should we call Foster Grant.
Speaker 2: I've got the number and see what they say on
Speaker 2: the voice. If they say, Hi, welcome to Foster Grant,
Speaker 2: then well then we'll okay.
Speaker 3: She doesn't quite sound the same when you say welcome
Speaker 3: to Foster Grant. He doesn't know it, does I reckon?
Speaker 1: You can still say it and not sound Bogan like,
Speaker 1: who's that behind those Foster Grants?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true, Like it's fine. It's a be seductive
Speaker 1: and not disgusting.
Speaker 4: As well as while she's saying who's that behind those
Speaker 4: Foster grants? She drops the sonnies down to her nose.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 4: Hillary duffin Cinderella Story at the Musquerade ball and everyone's like, Oh,
Speaker 4: we didn't know that was her.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to
Speaker 2: call Chemist Warehouse.
Speaker 1: Don't there a big client of our workplace. Don't be
Speaker 1: pissing them all.
Speaker 2: I'm going to piss them off. I spend a lot of.
Speaker 1: Calling Chemist Warehouse. All prescription and pharmacist inquiries.
Speaker 9: Please dar one for all general products inquiries, please doll two.
Speaker 2: Don't yell me dial two mm.
Speaker 3: They're very busy.
Speaker 2: And Naomi, how are you good?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 2: That's good. Hey, Oh my god, I'm in a conundrum.
Speaker 2: I was watching The Must Sing last night on Channel
Speaker 2: ten and then I see this commercial after for Chemist
Speaker 2: ware House and Denny Denny Min I think your name
Speaker 2: is was on and it was for a sunglass brand
Speaker 2: that you sell. But I can't, for the life of
Speaker 2: me remember what it was called. Oh for Foster someone, Foster,
Speaker 2: Foster Brown, Foster Brown, m Man Parst the grant, that's it,
Speaker 2: Foster Grant. Yes, oh my god, sorry, yeah, you know
Speaker 2: that's all right, Oh my god, do you have it?
Speaker 2: How much of that? Do you have them in stock?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 6: We have so many doors.
Speaker 10: I don't know exactly.
Speaker 2: What do you know? Do you have them in store?
Speaker 2: Because I can come in.
Speaker 10: We do carry a range.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure if you have the exact one
Speaker 2: that you want, that's okay. I'll come in and sells
Speaker 2: it out. The foster grants twenty dollars, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: bargain all right, doubt Kylie. All right, thank you so much, Naomi.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. No worries.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, we chase trying to flog off foster grant
Speaker 4: that are twenty bucks as way out as a four
Speaker 4: million dollar pair of Gucci.
Speaker 2: Had twenty.
Speaker 3: Was it Foster Brown?
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a foster. Tom Curry, Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've ever got to the bottom of that.
Speaker 3: I know you speaking weird. You said Denny before as well?
Speaker 2: Who's Denny?
Speaker 3: Danny Minogue?
Speaker 2: Denny?
Speaker 3: I do know I'm hearing things.
Speaker 2: Well anyway, move on, Mitch. You had audio correct.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a Dinny So I noticed watching
Speaker 1: the mask singer the other night after the Foster.
Speaker 2: She is a judge for International Listeners Denny's a judge
Speaker 2: on the mask sing it just everyone knows Kylie.
Speaker 3: Her sister Danny Minogue is a judge.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, So it's actually she's not a judge. Actually
Speaker 1: she's a guessing panelist and god, because they're not judging
Speaker 1: the talent, they're guessing who it is. So I was
Speaker 1: watching and I, actually, this is not me shit canning her.
Speaker 1: This is not me kicking Danny while she's down. I
Speaker 1: actually related to her because she, like me, is quite
Speaker 1: clearly no good at a fake laugh, but doing a
Speaker 1: pity laugh, because it was the most unconvincing laugh of
Speaker 1: ever heard.
Speaker 2: So you know, is it Ursula Carson?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Her, So she's great, but she told some joke that
Speaker 1: clearly wasn't that great.
Speaker 2: She's a comedian, that's what she does.
Speaker 1: Listen out for the moment that Danny did the most
Speaker 1: unconvincing fake laugh ever.
Speaker 2: Okay on national television. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 9: If we look at the facts, mister higgins first album,
Speaker 9: Sound of White, and then with the divorce and the
Speaker 9: you know, there's a lot of talk about that. One
Speaker 9: of her songs is called Cemetery. Yeah, that would sort
Speaker 9: of sum up marriage, wouldn't it.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, Messy Higgins.
Speaker 4: A stroke.
Speaker 2: Bat fell out of her army isolated?
Speaker 1: Can you that just the laugh?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, has been in slow mode.
Speaker 1: Like that was so unconvincing. And I'm saying, you always
Speaker 1: get up me for not laughing at your doke. I
Speaker 1: did because I'm just not capable of a pity laugh.
Speaker 3: You know, when I laugh, I mean it.
Speaker 1: But I can't just be like and expect people to believe.
Speaker 2: Give us your best, gives your best, pity give it
Speaker 2: the punchline. Yeah, okay. And then I said, my balls
Speaker 2: were wet for a month. Oh no, you can't do it.
Speaker 3: Isn't that bad? I expected worse really compared to.
Speaker 2: Your channel your an okay? And then Nat said that
Speaker 2: you know she yeah it was great.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds exactly like Jennet.
Speaker 2: Lais laugh not break out of hysterics, fake laugh Ready.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be the worst.
Speaker 1: Do you need a punchline?
Speaker 3: I need a punchline?
Speaker 2: Oh, for God's sake, my body, luis k And then
Speaker 2: I said, that's not spinach, that's a cat.
Speaker 1: You're actually laughing at you.
Speaker 3: That was actually funny. What would to give me a
Speaker 3: worse one?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, and then that's my mom did say to me,
Speaker 2: you know, pick your nose, pick your tares. Now you
Speaker 2: can't do it.
Speaker 1: I feel like you would nail the fake last give.
Speaker 2: Me something that's not funny. Actually say something horrific, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'll pretend it's world class stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna believe you ever again.
Speaker 3: Immediately bright red as well?
Speaker 2: Is it bright red? And it was when it went
Speaker 2: back pressure that's really up there.
Speaker 1: I'm now questioning everything because I usually think that your
Speaker 1: fake laugh is just the ha. But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's really laughing. You know, it's not fake when he
Speaker 1: sounds like he's in pain and he's choking a bit.
Speaker 1: But that's what that was. That's fake too.
Speaker 2: I can do it fake normal one like just a
Speaker 2: little little asthma severe asthma. As I said it, I
Speaker 2: was like, I love you in group now, but I
Speaker 2: can also do let me try, okay, say something jn.
Speaker 6: And then it turned into a drink bottle.
Speaker 2: That's a bit much with a crackle.
Speaker 1: Actually, a couple of weeks ago, Natalie, we were doing
Speaker 1: this TikTok challenge where you have to try and laugh
Speaker 1: without smiling. Go on, mit, you nailed this one too.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. I want to see if you
Speaker 2: can do it, and I can do it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I reckon, I can really, I can't even
Speaker 3: fake laugh.
Speaker 1: Do film a selfie video on your phone just in
Speaker 1: case you nail it. It'll be great for so yeah,
Speaker 1: get it up. Everyone can forward it to each other
Speaker 1: and be like, yuh, come on, okay, sorry it's weeze
Speaker 1: and then smiled.
Speaker 8: I can do it.
Speaker 2: God, this is haunting my throat. Give it, give it,
Speaker 2: give it a good way. Come on, focus. No, she's not.
Speaker 7: Do it.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 1: We are losing control.
Speaker 2: We should go. We really shouldn't. I would go. You
Speaker 2: smiled before you even happening this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 2: Sounds that ready? All right, babe's dinner ready? Okay, No,
Speaker 2: I'll get out now.
Speaker 1: No, you know what it sounds like, mow the lawn.
Speaker 1: Just start her up with the with the cord they feeling?
Speaker 2: Could you? Oh my god? Well, what a what a
Speaker 2: wild show.
Speaker 1: Poor Danny. She was just being polite and doing a
Speaker 1: fake lave, not realizing she'd become a mockery on our show.
Speaker 2: That really is.
Speaker 1: I feel for her. I can't fake laugh.
Speaker 4: I can that now just be your like candle laughter
Speaker 4: for the show moving forward, we'll get a guest on
Speaker 4: and when something's really unfunny though, you just.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. Danny does too. We make this joke. Me
Speaker 2: and I have this joke that Danny speaks in promo.
Speaker 2: So obviously, when you make a TV show, you've got
Speaker 2: to have obviously great moments from the episode that you
Speaker 2: snippe it like five second grabs to use to promote
Speaker 2: it right in the In the thirty second promo, Denny
Speaker 2: Minogue exclusively speaks in promo.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have a good guess. She'll just say something
Speaker 1: generic that she knows will make the promo.
Speaker 2: She's like them, so what will she say If she
Speaker 2: doesn't know who it is, She'll just say.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've never seen anything like this before.
Speaker 2: In normal Jack. You'll be like, I don't know who
Speaker 2: it is, Denny. Whoever it is, they're a big star.
Speaker 1: It's like someone will be really furious, Like one of
Speaker 1: the other judges will be like, oh, I think it's
Speaker 1: Jessman and the roniicers, she'll be like.
Speaker 6: Ah, no parent can afford to mith thin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like Danny. The key demographic isn't watching when
Speaker 2: it to attract eighteen year olds. What a great voice
Speaker 2: for TikTok Danny, Poor poor Danny.
Speaker 1: What time.
Speaker 2: We're back next week?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming on, thanks for having me. When
Speaker 2: they find you nap pen file on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't do TikTok.
Speaker 2: No, why not?
Speaker 3: Just think that's not my thing?
Speaker 2: Why don't you crack it that you crack it? I
Speaker 2: haven't cracked it.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: Look when it first became a thing, I tried to
Speaker 3: do the savage dance.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have never hated the look of myself more. I
Speaker 4: never realized how bad it was a dancing.
Speaker 2: People in our private group want us to do what
Speaker 2: me particular, to do the wop dance.
Speaker 1: I don't support it.
Speaker 2: I don't support it either. We had more no votes
Speaker 2: than yes votes.
Speaker 4: I tried to do it actually last time I was
Speaker 4: drunk in front my boyfriend. I'm pretty sure he's penis
Speaker 4: went inverted, came like.
Speaker 3: You love this babe.
Speaker 2: Live audio Penis.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, a couple of mitches is where you can
Speaker 1: find it on TikTok. The WP challenge may or may
Speaker 1: not appear there. No, it's not going to be, but
Speaker 1: we'll catch you next week. Guys, thanks for listening once again.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, just me.
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Speaker 2: This that was my first. No, I definitely want to
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Speaker 2: I did make I remember I remember things, but I
Speaker 2: don't remember Jenna's middle name. I just can't remember key things.
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Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Out of curiosity because I want to know how people
Speaker 1: discovered the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our little survey monkey we've done. We don't
Speaker 2: want to get I hate a survey that.
Speaker 1: Hi everyone, I'm doing a Calf's assignment. Can you do
Speaker 1: my survey? Monkeys?
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Speaker 2: Now we did? What do we have? We didn't call
Speaker 2: it calves? Did we communion? Family siding and culture? Did
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 3: Did I came first in the year?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: I reused my sister's year twelve? What's the big pip?
Speaker 2: Personal interest ninety five? What was your sister's pip that
Speaker 2: you use as your pit?
Speaker 3: Something to do?
Speaker 2: A sport?
Speaker 3: They should have known it wasn't. Yeah, right, fucking god.
Speaker 1: You know what, I just realized I didn't do cats.
Speaker 1: By the way, I just realized that last week I
Speaker 1: said I was going to call your school this week
Speaker 1: to try and get you in the news letter. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, bring up the bloody you got a
Speaker 1: hustle intro.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, also activated just I forgot to activate the
Speaker 2: last week and people were all, right, here we go,
Speaker 2: let's roll over.
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, you know you got to hustle, so Nat.
Speaker 1: This is how we promote the podcast is random methods
Speaker 1: like getting on Studio ten. For example, Mitch called the
Speaker 1: local paper last week, who, by the way, have not
Speaker 1: reached out.
Speaker 2: Now I have an update.
Speaker 3: Who consider of a local paper? By the way, mine
Speaker 3: back at home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the park's local Forbes dish.
Speaker 1: Parks can't be in posed.
Speaker 2: What's the update Forbes hotest one hundred actors are not,
Speaker 2: they replied to me, And I've got a reply.
Speaker 1: Finally, I was seriously mad. I was like, I still
Speaker 1: haven't been approached about this fucking feature.
Speaker 2: She replied, right, hey, Mitch, no, I haven't forgotten about you.
Speaker 2: I hope you had a good weekend. I'm keen to
Speaker 2: potentially get some info about the podcast, et cetera in
Speaker 2: the Friday paper.
Speaker 1: Okay, very soon. You fucking haggled the front cover for
Speaker 1: both papers Tuesday and Friday, so she's already let us down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I asked for front page now and she could,
Speaker 2: she said she would. I hustle real hard.
Speaker 3: Tuesday and Friday, they're se like weird days to distribute papers.
Speaker 2: It's the parking local, for God's sake.
Speaker 3: Which one would be the peak? Friday?
Speaker 2: No Tuesday, because that's when they've had the most death And.
Speaker 1: Tuesdays when they report all the weekend crime.
Speaker 2: Sound all right to you? My reply, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: I asked for can do better than that? She said
Speaker 2: A picture would be great, and any info you have
Speaker 2: is perfect, and I'll chase up anything extra. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much. So I sent her a whole bunch. I
Speaker 2: sent her beautiful photos of us.
Speaker 1: Oh God, got you should have gotten approved from me?
Speaker 1: What the fuck did you think?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, I just said, hi, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for reaching back out. It does sound alright
Speaker 2: for me. However, I was expecting front page.
Speaker 3: It was normally the front page content of.
Speaker 1: This possum that saved a kid drowning in the local
Speaker 1: part and put some fucking tintle on a fire truck
Speaker 1: and got Thanner involved.
Speaker 2: I don't know the local possum used it's ringing tales,
Speaker 2: scoop about dimmy from the hat. He was dead On contact,
Speaker 2: I just said, hi, chrisy, we like front page. Here
Speaker 2: we go. I told her a bit about the podcast.
Speaker 2: I told her a bit about you, how you're a
Speaker 2: local boat and gate boy, as I'm sure she knows.
Speaker 2: And then I said, here's what's happening. The podcast is
Speaker 2: booming at the moment. I sent her some good photos
Speaker 2: and that's it. I love you. I don't know general
Speaker 2: approved the photos. What yes?
Speaker 1: Why was I not involved?
Speaker 2: Because I want I want you to have the moment,
Speaker 2: prize factor, the surprise factor.
Speaker 1: Exactly, it's not a surprise. I made him do it.
Speaker 2: He called the paper. I'm your manager, exactly right. I'm
Speaker 2: getting it for you, and when it is printed, we'll
Speaker 2: bring it here. I don't know how I'm going to
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to say. I need to be involved
Speaker 1: in the process so I can get a coffee.
Speaker 2: I have to get a mag part of High It
Speaker 2: Down or something from parks or whatever that works anyway
Speaker 2: you want to hustle now on my side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said to make up for because I own money,
Speaker 1: you know, got me in the paper to be seen.
Speaker 1: I said to make it up to him. I would
Speaker 1: call his old high school to try and get him
Speaker 1: in the newsletter, which I've just realized it's also your
Speaker 1: old high school. Maybe I can get Natalie in there.
Speaker 2: Who who do you think he should contact? I thought
Speaker 2: miss Moyman be home.
Speaker 3: They tried to fucking expel me. They're not going to
Speaker 3: put I'm the bigger challenge if you want that.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Through difficulties to greatness got to go.
Speaker 3: You've got to go through the office ladies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, okay, let's go through office ladies.
Speaker 3: Did you just call the school?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it at four o'clock. I know, but
Speaker 2: they might be there. Woolaware High School. Now, I was
Speaker 2: school captain and graduating class of thirteen. Of course, I
Speaker 2: was also in Pip and the musical. I played Lewis.
Speaker 2: They turned my microphone off because I couldn't sing.
Speaker 5: Thank you for calling Willaware High School. Our office hours
Speaker 5: I seven thirty am to three point fifteen pm. What
Speaker 5: dial six for a student absence, or dial nine to
Speaker 5: leave a message.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, Please hold a moment.
Speaker 5: Please leave your student's full name the role. Just leave
Speaker 5: a full name contact number. This is a student a
Speaker 5: reason for leave.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Lillian backsta Ton Solis seven A nine four
Speaker 2: three one six six. You left your wis in there.
Speaker 2: They're going to know I'm going primary. I was also
Speaker 2: a school captain graduating class what Adler.
Speaker 3: We definitely didn't go the same primary school.
Speaker 2: No, I was the one that was like Sylvania Heights Primary.
Speaker 10: Sure, good afternoon, Sylvania Heights Public School.
Speaker 1: Oh, Adam's Teresa Benson. I represent TPG Management. I wonder
Speaker 1: if it would be best to speak to about a
Speaker 1: potential newsletter feeder for a former student.
Speaker 2: I represent for a new newsletter.
Speaker 5: Yes, send it an email to the school with your
Speaker 5: details and we'll have to get that approved by the principle.
Speaker 1: Do you remember how do you remember Mitchell Churiy at all?
Speaker 8: Mitchell try?
Speaker 1: No, I don't really our school captain of two thousand.
Speaker 2: And six, All right, I wasn't here then, Oh, no.
Speaker 1: Trouble at all. Well, I just wanted to, you know,
Speaker 1: let the school know. I thought the community would appreciate
Speaker 1: to know that he's gone on to achieve wonderful things
Speaker 1: in the in the arts sector, you know, very successful
Speaker 1: as a broadcaster. So I just thought it might be
Speaker 1: worth an update.
Speaker 2: But wonderful.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we would love to know.
Speaker 8: Okay, we'll send the email.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do what was the email?
Speaker 2: Sylvania? Ht Okay, hype and p.
Speaker 10: Dot school.
Speaker 2: At d et dot s W.
Speaker 5: Dot E d U dot au.
Speaker 1: Wow say that ten times in a real quickly. I
Speaker 1: dare you quite a tongue twist there, email on wonderful,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Bye bye.
Speaker 2: That was a better pitch that you've got to be
Speaker 2: one on one. You gotta put them in a quarter.
Speaker 3: I did not know address.
Speaker 1: I definitely missed a letter. At some point.
Speaker 3: She goes Sylvania and you just see him go.
Speaker 1: And dashed peopleward flash double hyphen semi colon for would
Speaker 1: slash ninety things.
Speaker 2: Then you're hyphen a dot fucking hell. Well, I think
Speaker 2: that's positive. That's all I got. Last on. I did
Speaker 2: send her send an email so that you could do
Speaker 2: that and you might get the news letter.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've really shot myself in the foot by using
Speaker 1: an alias. Now have to make a new email oh,
Speaker 1: Benson Benson.
Speaker 3: To reason, may who is that someone in the UK?
Speaker 2: Oh? I want to get someone? Why don't we call
Speaker 2: my old gym?
Speaker 4: I just se no, we've never had a mid did
Speaker 4: one class and then canceled his membership.
Speaker 2: We know the one I still pay because I'm so
Speaker 2: guilty a month gym. Yeah, you canceled. I actually need that.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what my gym texts me if I
Speaker 4: don't go, Oh yeah, mine like, Oh, you haven't been
Speaker 4: all week?
Speaker 3: You're all right, it's just lazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was fine before this text me.
Speaker 3: I'm very sh about it myself.
Speaker 2: I actually think we can do that. Hold that that
Speaker 2: could be fun for you to call my gym like
Speaker 2: and cancel it for me.
Speaker 1: Why have you been putting it off this whole time?
Speaker 2: Because I literally just haven't been going. Now. I live
Speaker 2: out a home and I need every cent I can get.
Speaker 2: I noticed a seventy seventy week, sixty nine a month.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2: But do you want to do it now?
Speaker 1: That's up to you. I can like, you can keep
Speaker 1: the membership if you want.
Speaker 2: I'm dialing all right. My heart is racing more so
Speaker 2: than if I was on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: He loses more calories by canceling his gym membership from
Speaker 1: the flood pressure the heart the heart right, Miru.
Speaker 3: He doesn't celebrate with a big black meal.
Speaker 2: Make sure he's a kiss effort. You're being me, aren't you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I can do that. That'd be my management trying.
Speaker 8: You've reached any tongue. Hours have recently changed, You have
Speaker 8: a COVID marshal all times?
Speaker 2: Get it outdo that final date?
Speaker 8: Updates on hours?
Speaker 3: The best one.
Speaker 2: Can?
Speaker 1: I just say the time of record right now is
Speaker 1: four o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon. I would say that
Speaker 1: that's normal business hours. Why are we not getting hold
Speaker 1: of anybody?
Speaker 2: I fucking agree?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Do you need anything down that we can get done
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 1: I can do it. We just have a segment on
Speaker 1: the show where we do each other's life. Admin.
Speaker 3: Do you mind getting like a free meal?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I put off phone calls like this. My mum used
Speaker 2: to do them for me if I need to go
Speaker 2: to the doctor. Ugly for me. Yeah, But do you
Speaker 2: live out a home? Don't you? You haven't? Yeah, well
Speaker 2: there go.
Speaker 1: Now that you've moved out, you need someone else to
Speaker 1: do your call for you.
Speaker 2: I'll do it, and I'll do yours for you.
Speaker 1: I'll go full Karen on those fuckers. Do you still
Speaker 1: have no wifer?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I just got it today. I know who can we give,
Speaker 2: but they don't know about it. I haven't report it back.
Speaker 2: We could still get really give it to them.
Speaker 1: Are they going to charge you for the month that
Speaker 1: you didn't have it?
Speaker 2: Oh no, they're not already.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's boring. The next time you have something
Speaker 1: pop up and your void it will do it here.
Speaker 3: Okay, get me a free meal somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can do that easy. Name a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'll get your free mail sea level making new buy
Speaker 1: so that so that we can get we.
Speaker 2: Can go do Bondai pizza, maroccuoi park. Okay, give me
Speaker 2: the number. I'll get your free mail guaranteed. But that's
Speaker 2: not I'll pay for it. But you can't aim high.
Speaker 2: You're not going to get a free mail at body,
Speaker 2: No boo.
Speaker 3: How good would it be there? If we've got like
Speaker 3: a free sochio meal or something.
Speaker 1: It can't be like okay, all business though, because gay
Speaker 1: will be like excuse me, Like.
Speaker 4: Someone is big enough that they're like whatever but I
Speaker 4: feel like they'd be like, oh, I'll have to ask
Speaker 4: the head office or something.
Speaker 3: You know, an instant we need, yeah, we need.
Speaker 1: If they're a chain, it might just be like the
Speaker 1: franchise he's call, you know, it could just be Naomi
Speaker 1: who owns that particular branch. Give him a give her
Speaker 1: a steak called tellerballs in Concord. They're great.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling I love a telliball. They're hectic,
Speaker 2: they are so good.
Speaker 3: Do you know it's actually supposed to be pronounced new teller,
Speaker 3: not Natalla?
Speaker 2: Bullshit, you ethnics. I'm ethnic. I can say that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you Lebanese, Dutch, Jamerica or something?
Speaker 3: Get me this number Jamerica. You're a singer. I've got it.
Speaker 3: It's a one three hundred number. That's never good. One
Speaker 3: three hundred.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that well.
Speaker 3: I didn't suggest bond pizza.
Speaker 2: That's time to get you on the show.
Speaker 1: Why don't we prank miss.
Speaker 3: My gym class for this? You're trying to bring everyone
Speaker 3: else down with you.
Speaker 1: Have you missed your gym class too?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's only fitting if you're feeling in for Jena.
Speaker 1: She missus Zimba every week for us, and God, doesn't
Speaker 1: she make it guilty for all?
Speaker 3: It's sometimes they're hard to get into Wednesday night Boxing Peak.
Speaker 1: I've actually I've booked Jesus Plarties for the next month
Speaker 1: because I'm not I don't want to not get in.
Speaker 2: Have you really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I just read out? It's so off topic?
Speaker 4: A comment that I got on my Instagram video that
Speaker 4: I posted on the twenty first of September twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Nat, I need your help again. It's
Speaker 3: Keith here. He's done the same thing again. That's it.
Speaker 1: That the hell?
Speaker 3: I need your help again. It's Keith here. He's done
Speaker 3: the same thing again.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you?
Speaker 1: Jenna had the weirdest thing happened today as well. She
Speaker 1: got tagged in some random person Instagram story. It was
Speaker 1: like them and a couple of their friends having like
Speaker 1: a dinner party, and they were like, oh, just here
Speaker 1: with the girlies, and they tagged Jenna reposa.
Speaker 2: Can you show me? Jenna?
Speaker 6: She delighted it was here. She must realized no, but
Speaker 6: it was up till about midday.
Speaker 1: Can you reply and be like, so great seeing you
Speaker 1: last night?
Speaker 2: Babe?
Speaker 1: We should do this more often. Don't leave it as
Speaker 1: long as last time I give it. I'll do a
Speaker 1: boy's message.
Speaker 3: So story made, is it not?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It needs to be. I'm glad we could celebrate your tracy.
Speaker 2: You don't need Trent. You don't need in babe, You're
Speaker 2: better off without him. Jenna, that's something you would actually
Speaker 2: post that. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this person is called Emily and they tagged Jenna
Speaker 1: in their story, being like, oh just girls, muddy and
Speaker 1: she's not in that photo. Does she even follow you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: How the hell did she get mates like Jenna Benzil
Speaker 3: or something and she had to post.
Speaker 1: Among Jenna pencil Alright, ready soon I'll send a voice message.
Speaker 3: Hey God, so great seeing you last night.
Speaker 1: We can't leave it as long as we did last time.
Speaker 5: We have to.
Speaker 1: We must catch up again soon. I insists, could you
Speaker 1: see me the photos from last night? I want to
Speaker 1: post them. Love your cheek? That helps done?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, DP, come in your room. Whatever she
Speaker 3: sends you must upload, Matt.
Speaker 2: Can you please, for the love of God, give me
Speaker 2: something to do. We've helped Jet out, I've helped me.
Speaker 2: Just help me. Apparently in the mood you have you
Speaker 2: can't leave here without being assisted.
Speaker 3: I want a free meal?
Speaker 1: What happened to the free You're all right, it's forgetfulness.
Speaker 2: I just didn't get a number. I can't do it
Speaker 2: nor myself.
Speaker 3: You know what else?
Speaker 2: Do I want? A free night's day a hotel. I'm
Speaker 2: going to get you a free night at Formula one hotel.
Speaker 3: Fuck that I won't Oh Sheraton? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, Changrila? Please are done calling?
Speaker 1: How the hell are you going to get a free
Speaker 1: night at the Shangrila?
Speaker 3: Drop my name?
Speaker 2: Doubt my ability? If I get this? Can I come
Speaker 2: stay with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can we have a piss up? A COVID safe piss up?
Speaker 3: Actually no, that'd be fun.
Speaker 4: Apparently you got to ask, now, with all the hotels
Speaker 4: you're staying, if you stay in one, do you have
Speaker 4: any COVID people here? Because they could they could have
Speaker 4: certain floors that they're housing all the COVID.
Speaker 1: I'm talking. I was like, you're going to have to
Speaker 1: bloody have some mad pr to get people to come
Speaker 1: back to places like you know, the marriage and on
Speaker 1: Pitt Street, which was full of COVID people. At one
Speaker 1: point I went to Bloody Jackie Oh's hotel coining in
Speaker 1: Sydney to set up the home studio. It was terrifying
Speaker 1: the military and ship.
Speaker 3: Everywhere security guys trying to help you.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm wondering if I could talk to someone from
Speaker 2: PR or marketing sue just a moment, so there, I
Speaker 2: set it down long lunch.
Speaker 10: You've reached Dean Brosman, director of communications for Shangrila Hotel, Sydney.
Speaker 10: Please leave your name reason for your call.
Speaker 8: I will return your call shortly.
Speaker 5: Thanks you.
Speaker 2: Good. I lent Broderick here from Broderick and Son. I
Speaker 2: represent that penfold. I don't know if you listen to
Speaker 2: the Age ninety six point one on the radio or
Speaker 2: the iHeart Countdown or anytime Jim Radio on iHeartRadio. She's
Speaker 2: my client and she's got a massive, massive gig coming
Speaker 2: up in the CBD, the Central Business District, and I
Speaker 2: wanted to get her a night in one of the locals.
Speaker 2: She has a massive Instagram following of upwards of three thousand,
Speaker 2: and I thought she could promote it heavily on her
Speaker 2: Instagram and her social pages. There's a lot in it
Speaker 2: for you, and no times are tough with COVID and
Speaker 2: maybe reservations low. So my client Nat could really get
Speaker 2: you two to three more bookings if you're interested. Give
Speaker 2: me a buzz back. I forth, guine you buzz back, mate?
Speaker 2: All right, appreciate it. All right, let's see what we get. Actually,
Speaker 2: you bleep my number up?
Speaker 1: Okay, I love a good who who?
Speaker 6: By the way, she just replied, she goes yeah, wrong person,
Speaker 6: ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just gonna guess like her. Do you what
Speaker 1: do you mean I was doing?
Speaker 11: What do you mean the couple if you made this,
Speaker 11: you do this, Emily? What do you mean the couple
Speaker 11: of you make is amazing?
Speaker 2: Also, you can keep the rose left. I don't want it.
Speaker 2: I was still on for the Bay run on Friday
Speaker 2: because I can pick you up Chiky. Also, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm glad you invited Lucy. But going on about David
Speaker 2: you died a year ago, like you just can't keep
Speaker 2: crying about him. Anyway, Thanks Sam, chat the bit. See
Speaker 2: if you're get to mom.
Speaker 1: Wiki, what does it always been to come back to?
Speaker 1: You make so many death jokes? I don't do It's
Speaker 1: always someone being shot or something.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, we've all we've put a request for you
Speaker 2: to get you and Jenna's been helmed. I've been helped me.
Speaker 1: I haven't achieved anything. Actually today I haven't got you.
Speaker 3: To see Jenna try and get someone something.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I tried with that rug store and it
Speaker 7: was horrificer.
Speaker 1: No, she wasn't trying to get anything.
Speaker 3: And remember we did hoping.
Speaker 1: We did the sound of silence, where you'd see if
Speaker 1: you could just keep them on, like they would ask
Speaker 1: you a question, you'd go, um, and then to see
Speaker 1: how long you should bring that back?
Speaker 2: Do you want to try this? So out of silence?
Speaker 1: Oh, are you sure that's an open there is?
Speaker 2: Let me get it, Let me get it, I call it.
Speaker 1: So you wait for them to ask a question and
Speaker 1: then you just go. And then the rule is you're
Speaker 1: allowed one bridging phrase, which can be three words. So
Speaker 1: maybe I was thinking just one second or yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Here, But you can only use it once and you
Speaker 2: have the whole for a minute, the silence for a minute,
Speaker 2: as long as you can, as long as you can.
Speaker 2: But a minute is what's the record? The record?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think I did the record.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't do one. It was just me and Jenna,
Speaker 1: so sorry, and I flogged her.
Speaker 6: I did pretty good.
Speaker 2: Actually, Jenner actually did good.
Speaker 1: So she didn't because I remember she answered the question.
Speaker 1: When they ask you something like, oh, what time do
Speaker 1: you want to come in? You never answer the question
Speaker 1: because that's.
Speaker 6: I don't think so anyway, let's roll.
Speaker 2: The intro.
Speaker 1: Darkness smile, sound of sion.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get the I'm gonna get someone up there.
Speaker 1: First time in a while. You've gotten breeze.
Speaker 2: I get people up often often.
Speaker 1: Okay, So who is Natalie? Sound of silent thing.
Speaker 2: I will tell you as soon as it starts to dial.
Speaker 3: No time to prepare, no, no, no, stop what she's ready?
Speaker 2: Michelle's Patisseri, cake shopping thorn Lee. Wait for them to
Speaker 2: ask you a question that has to be off the
Speaker 2: back of a question.
Speaker 4: Can I talk at the start? What kind of I'm
Speaker 4: just wanting to order a cake. I need it pretty
Speaker 4: promptly by this weekend.
Speaker 10: This weekend?
Speaker 8: Maybe what day?
Speaker 10: Maybe what day?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 10: This week maybe Saturday, Sunday, Friday?
Speaker 5: H h.
Speaker 3: Kah sorry just a second.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I want.
Speaker 2: Day.
Speaker 10: It's okay, open here for you. Hi, I'm calling Amisura.
Speaker 2: What can I get for you? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 4: I just wanted to order a cake pretty promptly if
Speaker 4: that Serato was needing it for this weekend, So.
Speaker 10: First Sunday or Saturday? M oh, Actually, what bike you're
Speaker 10: looking for?
Speaker 3: Sorry? One moment?
Speaker 10: Okay, hello?
Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, I actually need it by Friday, mym.
Speaker 10: I'm so sorry. Can you speak to be loudly please?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Friday?
Speaker 10: So for Friday?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 10: What cake you're looking for? Like mat cakes? Is frang
Speaker 10: eighties cake or any other specific cake? Actually, I need
Speaker 10: to make some coffee. Can you please call me back
Speaker 10: or I.
Speaker 2: Can call you back up?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry, mud my cake my case?
Speaker 10: We have three my cakes so chocked at my camera,
Speaker 10: mon I'm a marble mode? Which one you want?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: I don't think I need this order. I appreciate your time, though,
Speaker 3: thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the first first one, the first silence was
Speaker 1: forty five seconds.
Speaker 3: They really need the business.
Speaker 1: And the second one was one minute, and then the
Speaker 1: third one was nine seconds. But then you answered the question,
Speaker 1: so that doesn't count.
Speaker 2: That last time was brilliant.
Speaker 3: I beat the record.
Speaker 2: I think you did. That's that's got to be up there.
Speaker 1: I would argue that she was what you what are
Speaker 1: you doing she wants her phone. I would argue that
Speaker 1: you were cheating because you were making sounds even it
Speaker 1: just the and I'm like, no, no, babe, it's silence
Speaker 1: and then three bridging words.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you carried it on, but it was that was brilliant. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They were not letting go that mud.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, when I thought when I said mud, They're just
Speaker 4: be like, all right, yeah, we got a chocolate my
Speaker 4: life size.
Speaker 3: But she's like, okay, we have different sizes.
Speaker 2: I'm like you.
Speaker 3: They don't want to assume, don't want to assume.
Speaker 2: Well done. That was very well done. Oh we just
Speaker 2: brought back twelve old games from the Buddy from a
Speaker 2: lot of people, haven't we ever? Oh well we'll Jenna
Speaker 2: hasn't called any one well, mumled over. I will see
Speaker 2: if the paper. By next episode, we should have a
Speaker 2: front page paper on two different papers. For Mitch. We
Speaker 2: should have heard back from my primary and hopefully high
Speaker 2: school regarding my newsletter. Hopefully that has a free night
Speaker 2: stay at the Changrolea and Jenna's got lunch at Cassidy's
Speaker 2: on Friday, So great week for us all.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we guess like Jenna next week. Oh please, No,
Speaker 1: we've got to come up with a new method.
Speaker 3: She can't keep falling for it every time. I sure, well, well,
Speaker 3: it seems.
Speaker 1: It does go right to her head and just flips out.
Speaker 6: I know because it's been a week and a lot
Speaker 6: has happened in a week. So I forget.
Speaker 2: But you always go straight to the Mariah Carey whistle time.
Speaker 3: Give us your birthday, Maria.
Speaker 11: Here you go.
Speaker 1: Ogon that can go higher?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Met future now I couldn't go high in.
Speaker 2: That should normal speaking voice? All right, back next week.
Speaker 2: It's been a pleasure. We'll see you then.
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