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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to the Palette Cleanser. My name is

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Speaker 1: Artsimone and it is over. Oh v a h, Yep,

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Speaker 1: it's over. It's the end of the season. Oh what

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Speaker 1: a wonderful season for it has been in all your

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Speaker 1: little e holes, you know, the pleasure is mine. But

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Speaker 1: I've had a really wonderful time bring you this new season,

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Speaker 1: this new style of episode with the Palette Cleanser. It's

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Speaker 1: been so wonderful to talk to new people, tell new stories,

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Speaker 1: and get a little bit more personal with all of you.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, the thing that I want to

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Speaker 1: know is you know, as we plan a possible new season,

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Speaker 1: do you want us to come back? Do you want

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Speaker 1: to listen to more Palate Cleanser episodes? Do you want

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Speaker 1: more concealed people? I want to know what you the

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Speaker 1: listeners want, because I'll tell you what, as much as

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Speaker 1: I love talking to all of you, when I'm in

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Speaker 1: the studio, I can't see what you look like. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I can't see you. There's no one to

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Speaker 1: talk back to, So I don't know if you've been

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Speaker 1: enjoying it, but I do imagine all your faces. You know,

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Speaker 1: there's a John over there there's a Sally over there,

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Speaker 1: and there's old Uncle Rick in the corner. Give me

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Speaker 1: the hairy eyeball. But that's the type of people I imagine.

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Speaker 1: But I want to know who is actually listening to

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Speaker 1: this podcast, who's enjoying it, who's listening to it when

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Speaker 1: they're on their morning walk, when they're driving to work,

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Speaker 1: when they're having sexy time. I don't mind different strokes

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Speaker 1: for different folks, emphasis on strokes. It's all up to you.

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Speaker 1: So what I want to do is I want to

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Speaker 1: give you a little code word, well code phrase, which

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Speaker 1: is Mum's the word. And I want you to head

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Speaker 1: into the comments on the Instagram. I want you to

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Speaker 1: go on to Apple and give a review. I want

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Speaker 1: you to go on to Spotify and you can do

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Speaker 1: reviews per episode, and please go and write mums the word.

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Speaker 1: Put a nice review in as well, be like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, Artimona is really sexy and really talented and

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Speaker 1: so funny, Mum's the word, do you know? Just splice

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Speaker 1: it in there really now like that? And yes, you go, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's only get comments all the day, you know. It's

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Speaker 1: the comments are actually not just for me, because there's

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Speaker 1: a wonderful team of people that help make this podcast happen,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of powers that be that are higher

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Speaker 1: up in the world of podcasting who make some decisions

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Speaker 1: for certain podcasts, and if there's a lot of engagement

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Speaker 1: and love and appreciation, then they will happily possibly allow

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Speaker 1: us to continue, which would be really nice. I think

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Speaker 1: you can read between the lines or listen between the lines.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the correct terminology is with the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I should have worked that out after four seasons. And

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Speaker 1: if you're listening and you're out there and you love

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Speaker 1: it and you want us to come back for another season,

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Speaker 1: please let us know. So. As we say in the industry,

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Speaker 1: Mum's the word. People often ask me out some mome,

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Speaker 1: When are we going to see you on TV again?

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Speaker 1: When is your big return to reality TV going to be? Well,

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Speaker 1: got some news for you, because I've decided I am

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Speaker 1: going to go back on reality TV. Yes, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to be back on TV. And what I'm going to

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Speaker 1: do is only return though if I can do The Bachelor,

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Speaker 1: and at that I want to do Celebrity Bachelor short

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Speaker 1: season five contestants and me because one I'm looking for love.

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Speaker 1: Two I'm not overly committed to being away for that long.

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Speaker 1: And three, I think a celeb would look nice on

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Speaker 1: my arm. So what I'm going to do is pitch

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Speaker 1: to you my dream ideal Bachelor season for me. Simone,

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Speaker 1: who am I gonna give my rosebud? Two I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what the list goes as such. Number one, The

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Speaker 1: Bachelor is Johnson from Johnson and Friends. You know, the elephant,

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Speaker 1: all the toy boxes that would come to love. I

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Speaker 1: my list for my ideal bachelor season would be Greg

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Speaker 1: Page from The Wiggles, The Yellow Wiggle, the og Yellow Wiggle.

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Speaker 1: There's just something about that, those fingers that do it

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Speaker 1: Feathersword a little bit fruity? He looks it. I mean

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Speaker 1: fun to at least go on a date with Greg Page,

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Speaker 1: that I look back, Daddy Greg all right? Number three

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Speaker 1: for Gretel Colleen. Yes, I've gone rogue. I've gone for

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Speaker 1: I said, oh, Gretel. So I think Gretel has to

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Speaker 1: be there at least for a nice date, nice chin wag.

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Speaker 1: and I love watching his reels or he cooks in

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Speaker 1: And the suspenders. You gotta love the suspenders. And they're

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Speaker 1: So I think they'd be fun just to mix it up.

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Speaker 1: And the final contestant I would like for my dream

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Speaker 1: season of The Bachelor Celebrity edition is actually a double entry,

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Speaker 1: but they'd be competing as one the home hardware dogs, Yes,

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Speaker 1: might remind you of something, but I don't know. Polyamory

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Speaker 1: they've got and they're a bit rough around the edges,

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Speaker 1: we don't see much of them, so I'd like to

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Speaker 1: hardware commercials? Like what is their life post fame? You know?

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Speaker 1: And in these Celebrities seasons, they always dig up some

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Speaker 1: celebrities that the public hasn't seen for a good ten, fifteen,

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Speaker 1: twenty years, So I'd like to know what they're up to.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember their names. I know they do have them,

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Speaker 1: me on my Celebrity Bachelor edition. And who knows? Who

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Speaker 1: do you think I'd go home with? Who would I

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Speaker 1: give the Ultimate Rose to? Is it Johnson? Is it Huey?

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Speaker 1: Hardware Dogs? You let me know which one you think

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Speaker 1: we'd get, my beautiful rosebud. Nepo babies, love them, love

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Speaker 1: to hate them. They're all around us and they're all

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Speaker 1: doing things that we wish we could do. You know

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Speaker 1: who are some famous NEPO babies. I've got Timothy Challomey, Oh,

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Speaker 1: deep Marley Cyrus that's another one, Brooklyn Beckham of all

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Speaker 1: the Hadids. But I think that everyone is a little

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Speaker 1: same scale as those really famous people. So what makes

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Speaker 1: you think of this is because I am a NEPO baby.

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Speaker 1: But I'm a nepo baby when it comes to entering competitions.

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Speaker 1: He's saying, what what do you mean? Well, my mother

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Speaker 1: loved and loves to enter competitions. If there's a chance

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Speaker 1: but there were so many prizes you could enter, and

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Speaker 1: At dream World, I got to open it. I won

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Speaker 1: I won like Harry Potter bed spreads, I won experiences.

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Speaker 1: I got to go to Locke selling Me Street on ice.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't the right age demographic for it, but I

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Speaker 1: so instead we just throw a hat in the ring.

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Speaker 1: Enter these competitions and get to experience in that way.

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Speaker 1: Arts advice it's advice from me. Yes, welcome back to

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Speaker 1: it's Tom. I just wanted to know what the meaning

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Speaker 1: Tom it's so lovely to hear you. The meaning of life?

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Speaker 1: the meaning of life? What's the meaning of life? Well,

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Speaker 1: Number two deep space. Don't think about deep space because

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Speaker 1: Don't go to space. Don't think about space. Maybe be

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Speaker 1: What's is it all worth it? No, it's not so

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Speaker 1: so we don't have to send you away. Just don't

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Speaker 1: the things around you, live your experiences. Some days are good,

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Speaker 1: nothing really matters. Okay, thank you so much. On that

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Speaker 1: Well that's the palate cleanser. And that is the final

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Speaker 1: episode of season four. I'm concealed with arts amone. Thank

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