WEBVTT - MINI: Mum Threats

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them Christian No Com Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes our mums, bless them, say quite strong warnings. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of them are, aren't They often made up just

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<v Speaker 2>to stop us doing something they don't want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's it's kind of like behavior they don't want,

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<v Speaker 2>extreme situation will happen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the equation, isn't it. You know, it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>really big threat.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do a certain thing equals death or slow

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<v Speaker 2>agonizing pain. Face is being stuck that way for life,

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<v Speaker 2>losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all of that, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>For me? Always? My mum didn't want us to drink

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<v Speaker 3>out of soft drink cans because the fear of wasps

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<v Speaker 3>flying into them.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's just let's just say this right. Nature is

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful was our vish past. The wasps the wasp's problem

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<v Speaker 1>with us, that's what see.

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<v Speaker 3>This was the warning I always got that they would

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<v Speaker 3>go down my throat and on their way down they

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<v Speaker 3>would sting the sides of my throat.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, wasps, what if where does this come from?

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<v Speaker 1>What are your problems? Wasps?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what David Apps to record his nets Netflix special

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, Patsy, what's if you please tell us

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<v Speaker 2>the Santa Claus.

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<v Speaker 4>One mom Mum always threatened with us with Christmas Eve,

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<v Speaker 4>if we wake up before it was daylight to open

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<v Speaker 4>our presents, that Senna would be there and he'd throw

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<v Speaker 4>pepper in our eyes. So we were terrified.

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<v Speaker 5>This it's like something of a horror movie. I can't

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<v Speaker 5>see saw him and then take my sight with Pepper

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<v Speaker 5>the happiest day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just so excited.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, don't you dare wake up or you'll be blinded.

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<v Speaker 2>It also just means that basically had one sack for

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<v Speaker 2>the toys and then some abundance of ground pepper on

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<v Speaker 2>the bell on a pouch, you know, like a gun singer.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's other president of Pepper pee Pee.

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<v Speaker 3>Take your pick, kids, and he's waiting for you behind

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<v Speaker 3>the couch in case you come down before daylight.

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<v Speaker 1>You sneaking in your eyes tap for Christmas, Santa out

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<v Speaker 1>might drop. We were so scared, have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been terrified the thought of Santa, such a lovely guy,

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<v Speaker 2>turning on you. Like the Christian Connell Show podcast, we're

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<v Speaker 2>asking to Sworning about your mom threats and warnings and

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<v Speaker 2>things your mum said Christian things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm say just.

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<v Speaker 2>From word, Greg. If you eat peanuts before bed, you

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<v Speaker 2>will die.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no even creativity with that one. Sometimes they linked

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<v Speaker 3>to the thing like you watch too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Time, you picking up some tips about how to be

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of Hey, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you die? So do you want to die? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to end yourself? Carry on doing that, young man.

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<v Speaker 1>If you eat peanuts before peds, you will die.

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<v Speaker 2>Your body can't digest them and then you'll cough them

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<v Speaker 2>back up and choke on them while you sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Greg lived above a pub.

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<v Speaker 2>His mum and dad ran the pub, and they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want him going downstairs to the night eating all the

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<v Speaker 2>peanuts that were miss sold behind the bar. This is

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<v Speaker 2>what mums do, right. It was extreme extreme action if

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<v Speaker 2>you did.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing they didn't want you to do.

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<v Speaker 2>So thank you very much for that, Greg, Ryan, my

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<v Speaker 2>mom told me not to whistle at night, as it

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<v Speaker 2>summons bad spirits. He's genuinely frightening, aren't they bad spirits?

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<v Speaker 3>The kids just trying to be happy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a joyous sounded child whistling. Obviously, Ryan's mom didn't

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<v Speaker 2>like it. What about Chris and his dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? His mum, if you point at a rainbow and

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<v Speaker 1>it will disappear. Christian. I was told if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever pricked yourself on a rose, my mom said you

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<v Speaker 2>would die. I once landed in a rose bush when

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<v Speaker 2>we my friends are mucking around, got up. There was

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<v Speaker 2>a little fall sticking out of my hand. I was

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<v Speaker 2>running around screaming.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die in front of my friends. Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My mum warned me that if you look into a

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<v Speaker 2>microwave whilst it's on, radio activity will burn your eyes out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the subdley. I think that I like best about

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<v Speaker 3>Parents of Yesteryear.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob Sais.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize this was a lie to Rob and

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<v Speaker 2>then the classic from Simon. Wait at least sixty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>after eating a sandwich before we go back in the

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<v Speaker 2>swimming pool. All right, No four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 2>four three Louise, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Christian. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? So what did your mom say?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, she used to threaten us. She had five children,

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<v Speaker 6>Christian in a small three bedroom house, so she used

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<v Speaker 6>to threaten us. If we'd leave our things lying around,

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<v Speaker 6>she'd open the back door and throw them out the

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<v Speaker 6>back door. Well guess what she used to do it, Christian, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you, mom. That is great. Carry out with those threats,

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<v Speaker 1>carry out with them.

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<v Speaker 6>Com I just wish that I used to do it

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<v Speaker 6>to my kids. Yeah, I wish I did it, but no,

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't have mum's guts. So yeah, to this day,

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<v Speaker 6>I can still remember it, Christian, And yeah, I say,

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<v Speaker 6>good on mom. Yeah, I'm fifty nine and I still

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<v Speaker 6>remember it to this day.

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<v Speaker 7>Christian spell.

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<v Speaker 1>I spent a lot of time going out the back

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<v Speaker 1>yard getting all your gear back.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, definitely, definitely, so I got on your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Awesome. All right, thank you very much, Luise. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Melinda.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? How many times you said my name? By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, I was doing a drinking again.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm drunk, Melinda, Good morning morning.

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<v Speaker 8>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? Yeah, Melinda, what did your mom say?

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<v Speaker 7>I say it to my children. So when we go

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<v Speaker 7>past a fast food outlet like macas or anything, and

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<v Speaker 7>the lights are on, that means it's fully booked. And

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<v Speaker 7>if we happen to go there, if you happen to

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<v Speaker 7>go there, I've already pre.

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<v Speaker 9>Booked the chef's table right by chip Please normal table sir, yes,

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<v Speaker 9>peaces Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I am pretty book, sorry, honey. But also we're

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<v Speaker 7>supposed for the rides within the shopping center. So those

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<v Speaker 7>lights a flashing, it must be broken. It's going to

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<v Speaker 7>be broken.

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<v Speaker 2>Just light, don't flash now, Melinda, right right now, you

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<v Speaker 2>were right slapping in the middle of the school run.

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<v Speaker 2>There are loads of mums making notes here. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you come up with a great idea, Melinda. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>about We'll send you a two hundred dollar voucher for

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<v Speaker 2>Interfloras much all right, Melinda, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You killed very funny.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast talking this morning about mum threats

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<v Speaker 1>and warnings. They are extreme, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 3>Imminent death, imminent death, irreversible damage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's irreversible death, death plus nine that you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>get if you eat peanuts before your bedtime.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's take some more of these. Who we

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<v Speaker 1>got here? Chantel, good morning, good morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Hi are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good Chantelle? Thanks for calling in. And what's your

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<v Speaker 1>mum's threat.

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<v Speaker 7>When we're at the airport at the baggage claim?

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<v Speaker 6>And if I tried to, you know, walk on or

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<v Speaker 6>put my feet on the baggage claim.

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<v Speaker 8>The floor burglar was come and ripped my arms and

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<v Speaker 8>legs off.

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<v Speaker 2>Again is something from a horror movie.

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<v Speaker 3>As kids, they were so fascinated with that baggage claim.

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<v Speaker 3>I really wanted to get on it and go back

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<v Speaker 3>through the strap on the other side. Yes, it was Nannia.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just underpaid people lugging suitcases.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's there, Narnia. Ah, I chant, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Man's I can easy arrange you to go and spend

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<v Speaker 2>a day in that Narnia. They'd love to have another

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<v Speaker 2>guy helping them out.

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<v Speaker 3>Not so many lines more.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe, good morning, Good morning Christian. Okay, we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>mom mornings today. What did your mum say?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, it was actually myself and my young children would

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<v Speaker 8>absolutely beg me to take them to the indoor play center.

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<v Speaker 8>So I would pick up the phone, give them a call,

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<v Speaker 8>pretend to give them a call, no call being made,

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<v Speaker 8>and oh hello, good morning. Yes, oh gee, that's terrible.

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<v Speaker 8>I'd hang up the phone and sadly say to the children,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm sorry it's been closed because a child has had

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<v Speaker 8>a little accident in the ball pit.

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<v Speaker 3>They wouldn't just accept a number one number two did

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<v Speaker 3>they vomit or is it diarrhea?

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<v Speaker 1>Call them.

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<v Speaker 8>That's a little number two.

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<v Speaker 1>You had that one ready. How many times you to

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<v Speaker 1>do this? Now I'm just calling now?

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<v Speaker 7>Well many many times.

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<v Speaker 5>Many times the Daffy Ducks has follow through.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't go, we can't go. This is amazing. Just

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<v Speaker 1>get the thing. Every day there was some other phone

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<v Speaker 1>call that gets you going. It was so hard from

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<v Speaker 1>our mum.

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<v Speaker 5>Never just take away anywhere. The swimming pools are just

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<v Speaker 5>been emptied.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me guess, mom, another pooh, Yeah, another pool they

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<v Speaker 3>have closed Tullo Marine Airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Poos everywhere, all over the wrong way. Joe, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to give you a two hundred dollars interval voucher as well.

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<v Speaker 8>Beautiful, thank you, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I've just searched him into Flora. Shut poo's

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<v Speaker 1>in the bouquet.

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