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Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian No Com Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes our mums, bless them, say quite strong warnings. A

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Speaker 2: lot of them are, aren't They often made up just

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Speaker 2: to stop us doing something they don't want to do.

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Speaker 2: So it's it's kind of like behavior they don't want,

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Speaker 2: extreme situation will happen.

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Speaker 1: That's the equation, isn't it. You know, it's like a

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Speaker 1: really big threat.

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Speaker 2: If you do a certain thing equals death or slow

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Speaker 2: agonizing pain. Face is being stuck that way for life,

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Speaker 2: losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach.

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Speaker 1: It's all of that, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: For me? Always? My mum didn't want us to drink

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Speaker 3: out of soft drink cans because the fear of wasps

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Speaker 3: flying into them.

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Speaker 1: And let's just let's just say this right. Nature is

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Speaker 1: beautiful was our vish past. The wasps the wasp's problem

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Speaker 1: with us, that's what see.

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Speaker 3: This was the warning I always got that they would

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Speaker 3: go down my throat and on their way down they

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Speaker 3: would sting the sides of my throat.

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Speaker 1: Come on, wasps, what if where does this come from?

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Speaker 1: What are your problems? Wasps?

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Speaker 2: That's what David Apps to record his nets Netflix special

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Speaker 2: by the way, Patsy, what's if you please tell us

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Speaker 2: the Santa Claus.

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Speaker 4: One mom Mum always threatened with us with Christmas Eve,

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Speaker 4: if we wake up before it was daylight to open

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Speaker 4: our presents, that Senna would be there and he'd throw

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Speaker 4: pepper in our eyes. So we were terrified.

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Speaker 5: This it's like something of a horror movie. I can't

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Speaker 5: see saw him and then take my sight with Pepper

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Speaker 5: the happiest day.

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Speaker 1: I was just so excited.

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Speaker 4: It's like, don't you dare wake up or you'll be blinded.

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Speaker 2: It also just means that basically had one sack for

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Speaker 2: the toys and then some abundance of ground pepper on

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Speaker 2: the bell on a pouch, you know, like a gun singer.

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Speaker 1: So it's other president of Pepper pee Pee.

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Speaker 3: Take your pick, kids, and he's waiting for you behind

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Speaker 3: the couch in case you come down before daylight.

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Speaker 1: You sneaking in your eyes tap for Christmas, Santa out

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Speaker 1: might drop. We were so scared, have.

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Speaker 2: Been terrified the thought of Santa, such a lovely guy,

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Speaker 2: turning on you. Like the Christian Connell Show podcast, we're

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Speaker 2: asking to Sworning about your mom threats and warnings and

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Speaker 2: things your mum said Christian things.

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Speaker 1: I'm say just.

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Speaker 2: From word, Greg. If you eat peanuts before bed, you

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Speaker 2: will die.

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Speaker 3: There's no even creativity with that one. Sometimes they linked

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Speaker 3: to the thing like you watch too much.

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Speaker 2: Time, you picking up some tips about how to be

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Speaker 2: a pair of Hey, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh you die? So do you want to die? You

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Speaker 1: want to end yourself? Carry on doing that, young man.

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Speaker 1: If you eat peanuts before peds, you will die.

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Speaker 2: Your body can't digest them and then you'll cough them

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Speaker 2: back up and choke on them while you sleep.

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Speaker 1: Greg lived above a pub.

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Speaker 2: His mum and dad ran the pub, and they didn't

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Speaker 2: want him going downstairs to the night eating all the

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Speaker 2: peanuts that were miss sold behind the bar. This is

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Speaker 2: what mums do, right. It was extreme extreme action if

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Speaker 2: you did.

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Speaker 1: The thing they didn't want you to do.

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Speaker 2: So thank you very much for that, Greg, Ryan, my

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Speaker 2: mom told me not to whistle at night, as it

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Speaker 2: summons bad spirits. He's genuinely frightening, aren't they bad spirits?

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Speaker 3: The kids just trying to be happy.

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Speaker 2: It's a joyous sounded child whistling. Obviously, Ryan's mom didn't

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Speaker 2: like it. What about Chris and his dad?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? His mum, if you point at a rainbow and

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Speaker 1: it will disappear. Christian. I was told if you.

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Speaker 2: Ever pricked yourself on a rose, my mom said you

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Speaker 2: we my friends are mucking around, got up. There was

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die in front of my friends. Christian.

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Speaker 2: My mum warned me that if you look into a

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Speaker 2: microwave whilst it's on, radio activity will burn your eyes out.

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Speaker 3: It's the subdley. I think that I like best about

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Speaker 3: Parents of Yesteryear.

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Speaker 1: Rob Sais.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize this was a lie to Rob and

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Speaker 2: then the classic from Simon. Wait at least sixty minutes

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Speaker 2: after eating a sandwich before we go back in the

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Speaker 2: swimming pool. All right, No four one four one oh

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Speaker 2: four three Louise, good morning.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? So what did your mom say?

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Speaker 6: Well, she used to threaten us. She had five children,

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Speaker 6: Christian in a small three bedroom house, so she used

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Speaker 6: to threaten us. If we'd leave our things lying around,

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Speaker 6: she'd open the back door and throw them out the

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Speaker 6: back door. Well guess what she used to do it, Christian, I.

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Speaker 1: Love you, mom. That is great. Carry out with those threats,

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Speaker 1: carry out with them.

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Speaker 6: Com I just wish that I used to do it

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Speaker 6: to my kids. Yeah, I wish I did it, but no,

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Speaker 6: I didn't have mum's guts. So yeah, to this day,

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Speaker 6: I can still remember it, Christian, And yeah, I say,

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Speaker 6: good on mom. Yeah, I'm fifty nine and I still

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Speaker 6: remember it to this day.

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Speaker 7: Christian spell.

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Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time going out the back

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Speaker 1: yard getting all your gear back.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, definitely, so I got on your mom.

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Speaker 1: Awesome. All right, thank you very much, Luise. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to Melinda.

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Speaker 2: Thank you? How many times you said my name? By

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Speaker 2: the way, I was doing a drinking again.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm drunk, Melinda, Good morning morning.

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Yeah, Melinda, what did your mom say?

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Speaker 7: I say it to my children. So when we go

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Speaker 7: past a fast food outlet like macas or anything, and

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Speaker 7: the lights are on, that means it's fully booked. And

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Speaker 7: if we happen to go there, if you happen to

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Speaker 7: go there, I've already pre.

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Speaker 9: Booked the chef's table right by chip Please normal table sir, yes,

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Speaker 9: peaces Valentine's.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I am pretty book, sorry, honey. But also we're

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Speaker 7: supposed for the rides within the shopping center. So those

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Speaker 7: lights a flashing, it must be broken. It's going to

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Speaker 7: be broken.

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Speaker 2: Just light, don't flash now, Melinda, right right now, you

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Speaker 2: were right slapping in the middle of the school run.

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Speaker 2: There are loads of mums making notes here. I think

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Speaker 2: you come up with a great idea, Melinda. Thank you

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Speaker 2: about We'll send you a two hundred dollar voucher for

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Speaker 2: Interfloras much all right, Melinda, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: You killed very funny.

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Speaker 7: Thank you well.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast talking this morning about mum threats

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Speaker 1: and warnings. They are extreme, aren't they.

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Speaker 3: Imminent death, imminent death, irreversible damage.

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Speaker 2: It's irreversible death, death plus nine that you're going to

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Speaker 2: get if you eat peanuts before your bedtime.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take some more of these. Who we

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Speaker 1: got here? Chantel, good morning, good morning?

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Speaker 8: Hi are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good Chantelle? Thanks for calling in. And what's your

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Speaker 1: mum's threat.

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Speaker 7: When we're at the airport at the baggage claim?

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Speaker 6: And if I tried to, you know, walk on or

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Speaker 6: put my feet on the baggage claim.

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Speaker 8: The floor burglar was come and ripped my arms and

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Speaker 2: Again is something from a horror movie.

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Speaker 3: As kids, they were so fascinated with that baggage claim.

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Speaker 3: I really wanted to get on it and go back

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Speaker 3: through the strap on the other side. Yes, it was Nannia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just underpaid people lugging suitcases.

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Speaker 1: That's what's there, Narnia. Ah, I chant, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Man's I can easy arrange you to go and spend

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Speaker 2: a day in that Narnia. They'd love to have another

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Speaker 3: Not so many lines more.

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Speaker 1: Joe, good morning, Good morning Christian. Okay, we're talking about

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Speaker 1: mom mornings today. What did your mum say?

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Speaker 8: Well, it was actually myself and my young children would

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Speaker 8: absolutely beg me to take them to the indoor play center.

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Speaker 8: So I would pick up the phone, give them a call,

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Speaker 8: pretend to give them a call, no call being made,

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Speaker 8: and oh hello, good morning. Yes, oh gee, that's terrible.

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Speaker 8: I'd hang up the phone and sadly say to the children,

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry it's been closed because a child has had

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Speaker 8: a little accident in the ball pit.

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't just accept a number one number two did

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Speaker 3: they vomit or is it diarrhea?

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Speaker 1: Call them.

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Speaker 8: That's a little number two.

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Speaker 1: You had that one ready. How many times you to

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Speaker 1: do this? Now I'm just calling now?

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Speaker 7: Well many many times.

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Speaker 5: Many times the Daffy Ducks has follow through.

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Speaker 1: We can't go, we can't go. This is amazing. Just

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Speaker 1: get the thing. Every day there was some other phone

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Speaker 1: call that gets you going. It was so hard from

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Speaker 1: our mum.

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Speaker 5: Never just take away anywhere. The swimming pools are just

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Speaker 3: Let me guess, mom, another pooh, Yeah, another pool they

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Speaker 3: have closed Tullo Marine Airport.

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Speaker 1: Poos everywhere, all over the wrong way. Joe, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to give you a two hundred dollars interval voucher as well.

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Speaker 8: Beautiful, thank you, sir.

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Speaker 1: I know I've just searched him into Flora. Shut poo's

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Speaker 1: in the bouquet.

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