Speaker 1: It just really stood a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: race yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, one says the word turn as an adult.
Speaker 1: Kids would be like, can I return?
Speaker 2: You don't say that she as an adult? Can I return?
Speaker 2: In your car? I want to turn.
Speaker 1: Michu and Mitchell coos hello, yeah, hello, and I mean you,
Speaker 1: Mitchell code, I'm backs.
Speaker 2: What do I mean smart back?
Speaker 1: Not much at all. The horniest episode of all time,
Speaker 1: apparently last week, is what I was.
Speaker 2: I've heard yeah, yeah, I've heard that you were getting
Speaker 2: your flirt on.
Speaker 1: No, no, I think our guest was getting their flirt on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I will say not to start roomors and start ship.
Speaker 2: But Sean did say to me, I just think that
Speaker 2: Mitch and Louie would make such a good couple. It
Speaker 2: was so lovely to hear them together. And it's like
Speaker 2: mate cheery could flirt with a venus fly trap and
Speaker 2: have good chemistry. That's just what it's like. It's a flirt.
Speaker 1: I think I'm matched with one of those on Hinde
Speaker 1: this afternoon. No, louis gorgeous, and he was great, and
Speaker 1: he was funny and he was charming. But I did
Speaker 1: miss you.
Speaker 2: Thanks Dalin. I brought back your Sivinya, don't worry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shit from New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I also brought our third wheel price
Speaker 2: keeper generosiviny but she's not here, so I guess I'll
Speaker 2: just be keeping this.
Speaker 1: Didn't turn up. Oh my god. So you've been to
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Yeah, was it a great trip?
Speaker 2: Because just gorgeous. Honestly, I'm in that like post Travels
Speaker 2: blues phase because of course my TikTok has started feeding
Speaker 2: me all these videos of people in Queenstown and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I miss it so much, I'm yearning for it.
Speaker 1: So where did you? Did you just do Queenstown?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Just like four days in Queenstown and now I'm
Speaker 2: so keen to go back and see more of New Zealand.
Speaker 2: And I just say, the world's crispest air quality ever.
Speaker 2: I've heard that it was stunning. I had a bit
Speaker 2: of a head cold before I left, and it was
Speaker 2: fine in New Zealand, and then I flew back to
Speaker 2: Sydney and there's all it's fucking smoke and it was
Speaker 2: killing me, all the back burning. I literally out of
Speaker 2: the plane window couldn't see the city. There was that
Speaker 2: much smoke. So that was great from my head cold anyway,
Speaker 2: you see here.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm my god watched New Zealand music. I was
Speaker 1: going to get some New Zealand music, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to appropriate or anything.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there is anything.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to get in trouble. I don't
Speaker 1: think I can play that.
Speaker 2: Probably Okay, So I got two snacks. You get to choose,
Speaker 2: I guess because Jan isn't here. You can choose between
Speaker 2: Kiwi Pooh or sheep dropping?
Speaker 1: Can I hold them both? What are they?
Speaker 2: I don't actually know, just like chocolate coated something it
Speaker 2: says on there.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you've got me Kiwi Pooh chocolate colored raisins. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then you've got sheep droppings chocolate coated peanuts.
Speaker 2: Oh, peanuts are raisins. That's what your choice is?
Speaker 1: Peanuts ras? What do I want? I think I'm going
Speaker 1: to go peanuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny can have the Kiwi Poo and you can
Speaker 2: have the sheep shit.
Speaker 1: You're so thoughtful, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: There's another thing though, hang on.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: So literally the whole time I was in Queenstown, I
Speaker 2: kept seeing this gorgeous rock and crystal shop. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it was called Hetty's or something. It sounds like heterosexuals.
Speaker 2: I mean like, oh, I want to pop in there.
Speaker 2: I want to pop in there. And then as I've
Speaker 2: got my suitcase ordered the uber to the airport, my
Speaker 2: friend goes, fuck the crystal shops right there. You should
Speaker 2: pop in while you've got a chance. The uber was
Speaker 2: coming in four minutes. I ducked in and got you
Speaker 2: and Jenna a little crystal.
Speaker 1: Oh stop it. You went to Hetty's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to Hetty's so for you, I got
Speaker 2: the the Stone of Protection because you're in your slut
Speaker 2: era and I don't want you catching any nasty shit.
Speaker 1: Lovely, she's got one prep pill in it that's so sweet.
Speaker 2: It's like a little cluster of rocks. So it kind
Speaker 2: of looks like a ball sacked too.
Speaker 1: It does, and it's like a metal mesh sack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with like a whole bunch of different crystals in it.
Speaker 1: And the prices on the midge that's not cheap.
Speaker 2: With the Oh shit, I didn't realize there's prices on that.
Speaker 1: It's impressive.
Speaker 2: Its supposed to be there. And then Jenna, I got
Speaker 2: the stone of balance because you know she's a workaholic.
Speaker 2: She needs some balance and she's a klutz.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I'm gonna wear this the whole show.
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous? Is it?
Speaker 1: I should? Oh? Mitchell, I love it so much.
Speaker 2: Have you tried your sheep shit?
Speaker 1: It'd be rude for me not to try them, because
Speaker 1: sheep are very famously kiwi right, because.
Speaker 2: I didn't see one sheep? Can you believe? Really, the
Speaker 2: whole time I was a New Zealand, I was keeping
Speaker 2: an eye out, did not see one sheep.
Speaker 1: The sheep droppings are delicious. I try them.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, amaze. By the way, that's not what sheep
Speaker 2: droppings actually look like. I can bount.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would know.
Speaker 2: I've seen it definitely.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Mitchull, that's very sweet. I'm glad you had
Speaker 1: a fun time and we did. We did miss you.
Speaker 1: I missed you. It's like when you work with someone,
Speaker 1: we're basically in a partnership. I can finish your sentence
Speaker 1: as you can finish mine. I don't have to like
Speaker 1: teeth things up for you, you know. Not no shade
Speaker 1: towards Louis, but you know it was like not the.
Speaker 2: Usual he's saying it was hopeless.
Speaker 1: He was, well, I had an erection the whole time,
Speaker 1: so there was no blood in my brain. So I
Speaker 1: don't really remember what happened, but I do know that
Speaker 1: it got horny, and everyone said this was the horniest episode.
Speaker 2: I've seen a few people say that, you guys are
Speaker 2: just flirting. So I remember saying, oh, it's single on
Speaker 2: because I couldn't remember easy.
Speaker 1: Louis ye single and the episode dropped on his one
Speaker 1: year single anniversary. Hey, he spoke about it. Have you
Speaker 1: listened to the episode? No? Will you?
Speaker 2: So I did listen to, like maybe the first five
Speaker 2: minutes of you and Louis together, and I realized maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough to listen to my
Speaker 2: podcast without me, because I just felt too foam are we?
Speaker 2: And jealous? I was like, no, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't do it. Oh, I get that. It's
Speaker 1: like seeing you know your ex for.
Speaker 2: The first He sounded good, and he said something about
Speaker 2: he did compliment me and said, like, I'm filling in.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of pressure. Heavy is the head that
Speaker 2: wears the Mitchell Kombs crown, That's what he said, and
Speaker 2: so I was like, great, I've got a compliment. I
Speaker 2: can stop listening now.
Speaker 1: He was very respectful of you, which was good, which
Speaker 1: is good. All right, Well should we start the show?
Speaker 1: We mayo of sheep dropping at a ballsack around my neck.
Speaker 1: This is going to be best show out you like,
Speaker 1: if it is your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Every week we start the show the
Speaker 1: same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate
Speaker 1: that iems Mitch doesn't know my ijem, I don't know his,
Speaker 1: and we riff what's.
Speaker 2: The other about?
Speaker 1: This week? Mine is actually is continuing on the horniness theme.
Speaker 1: I guess it's an observation that I had of where
Speaker 1: I am the most horny, and I think it will
Speaker 1: truly shock you, but I also think people can relate.
Speaker 2: It's not like parked out a primary school.
Speaker 1: Is oh, doctor surgery, Oh we've all seen those times.
Speaker 1: I'd say that, oh my god, shocking. I know the
Speaker 1: malpractice in those medical institutes I.
Speaker 2: Know, and it's all it's like fun sized boys.
Speaker 1: I'm like parent trap dot Com. I'm like what And
Speaker 1: it always is like an anal examination. I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old, he's got nothing wrong with his
Speaker 1: prostates so off, and they've got a clipboard. I'm up,
Speaker 1: what's on that clipboard.
Speaker 2: That I don't want to know?
Speaker 1: I really don't.
Speaker 2: So my agim is kind of about the not so
Speaker 2: great things about the New Zealand troop. I guess because
Speaker 2: it was beautiful, it was wonderful, but there was a
Speaker 2: couple of things that, you know, a couple of things
Speaker 2: that were fun. Okay, I don't want to dwell on
Speaker 2: the negatives, but I am all right, Well.
Speaker 1: Then let's get yours over and done with. I think, sure,
Speaker 1: let's do. We can get to my horning this later.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Did anyone else get a little
Speaker 2: bit fucked over by mercury and retrograde?
Speaker 1: Oh? This you've used this egen before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, mercury is in retrograde every so often, and
Speaker 2: I still stand by it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll have you know. We had our astrologist on
Speaker 1: the show and I'm immune to mercury and retrograde doesn't
Speaker 1: affect me, I.
Speaker 2: Know, which is bullshit. I actually message her the other
Speaker 2: day because I didn't know mercury was in retrograde, and
Speaker 2: I was like, there's just so much disarray occurring in
Speaker 2: my life at the moment. What's happening? And so I
Speaker 2: literally messaged at Strotash and I said, what's the go
Speaker 2: and she goes, I've just read your chart really quick,
Speaker 2: and yeah, Mercury's come out of retrograde as of like
Speaker 2: the sixteenth or something. So it all added up, and
Speaker 2: it all depends on what time you were born, in
Speaker 2: what place, your fucking rising sign all that crap. But
Speaker 2: I don't know, of course, but this particular retrograde dis
Speaker 2: kind of affected travel and general organization, which totally checked
Speaker 2: out because I kept losing everything.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think that's mercury. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: anything to do with the planet Mercury. Mitchell, excuse me, am.
Speaker 2: I not usually quite organized. You are out of character
Speaker 2: for me to lose shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: First thing I lost was before I even left the country.
Speaker 2: I was at Sydney Airport. I'd gotten past the point
Speaker 2: of you know, checking in your bag security all that crab.
Speaker 2: I was near my gate waiting to fly to Queenstown.
Speaker 2: I popped to the bathroom and I felt my passport
Speaker 2: and boarding pass in my jacket pocket. And as I'm
Speaker 2: sitting down on the toilet, I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: I can't lose these. That would be really bad if
Speaker 2: these fell out of my pocket. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: put it on that ledge on the toilet, And then
Speaker 2: of course I just got up, flushed, wandered off and
Speaker 2: left it there.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I realized pretty quick though, Shit, I left my passport
Speaker 2: in the took So I went back to the exact
Speaker 2: cubicle that I used, and some guy was sitting there
Speaker 2: doing a monstrous shit for twenty fucking minutes, and at
Speaker 2: one point he could tell that I was lurking outside
Speaker 2: the cubicle. Oh no, I must have been able to
Speaker 2: see under the gap on your feet. You get to
Speaker 2: see my feet.
Speaker 1: You're an anxious tapper, you're an anxious waiter.
Speaker 2: Would yeah, you would have been pacing. And he just
Speaker 2: saw these little fucking white crocs at the toilet cubicle floor.
Speaker 2: And at one point, without getting up or pulling up
Speaker 2: his pants, he just opened the cubicle to look at
Speaker 2: me like are you right, and I just went hi, sorry,
Speaker 2: I just wanted to look for my slams the door. No,
Speaker 2: he just looked at me like, can you stop lurking
Speaker 2: at the toilet, and so anyway, twenty minutes past he leaves,
Speaker 2: the passport wasn't even in there. Oh no, and so
Speaker 2: I thought, fuck, fuck fuck, Hopefully some good Samaritan has
Speaker 2: checked my past scene that I'm boarding at fifty five
Speaker 2: and put it there. Thankfully they did good. So I
Speaker 2: got it back. I got it back.
Speaker 1: Oh, someone took it to the to the lounge, but
Speaker 1: they saw your gate.
Speaker 2: They handed it to the staff because they saw what
Speaker 2: gate I was boarding at. And I was like, oh, thanks, fuck,
Speaker 2: it's logically that's what I would have done. So and
Speaker 2: checked and they had it and they said, by the way,
Speaker 2: love your videos, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Fuck, oh very sweet, oh very sweet.
Speaker 2: Now they know that I'm an idiot, and so can.
Speaker 1: I firstly, just yeah, love you. That's not me retrograde. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's because you booked the trip the day before.
Speaker 1: That's just because you're stressed and you're unorganized.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: So I'm not sold yet, but I'm willing to be convinced.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't normally do spontaneous travel, so it was
Speaker 2: a little bit too good to be true. I was like,
Speaker 2: surely something's going to go wrong. Because this has been
Speaker 2: so on a whim. I just had this gut feeling
Speaker 2: that something was going to go wrong. Okay, so the passport, yep,
Speaker 2: the passport, and then we get to New Zealand. I
Speaker 2: check into the room, and then my friend and I
Speaker 2: are going out to dinner and at some point I've
Speaker 2: lost A my room key and b my bank card.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: The two most imperative items on a holiday.
Speaker 2: Literally, And it was out of hours and I was
Speaker 2: just fully preparing myself to sleep on the street. I
Speaker 2: was like, this is the only option I have.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you lose your whole wallet or did they
Speaker 1: both just fall out?
Speaker 2: And I didn't want to lose the whole wallet, so
Speaker 2: I just took the two cards I needed, didn't I But.
Speaker 1: That's that's not like you. I know, that's very out
Speaker 1: of character. They would have just fallen out of my pocket.
Speaker 2: Because I had the head cold, I was reaching for
Speaker 2: tissues all the time, and so I retraced my steps,
Speaker 2: went to the fucking pubn No sign of them.
Speaker 1: As you took bag, you normally carry your little bum bag.
Speaker 2: I'm a mootpacky. No, I didn't take that with me.
Speaker 2: I just took the two cards, but so you normally
Speaker 2: have that, that's where you'd normally put it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know that's true.
Speaker 1: It's a very out of character.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's the fucking planet's just, you know,
Speaker 2: putting bad luck on my side. So I never recovered
Speaker 2: though it is. Thankfully I'm the twenty four hour security
Speaker 2: guy let me into my room, so that was fine.
Speaker 1: You lost your bank card in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to get a new one.
Speaker 1: Do you have to cancel it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my, that is the biggest fuck around.
Speaker 2: I actually wanted to kind of catch them out. I
Speaker 2: didn't cancel it at first, so I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to keep an eye my traincation and see where
Speaker 2: they're spending my shit, but no one did. After a
Speaker 2: few days, I'll just cancel it. And now I'm getting
Speaker 2: all these emails like, oh, your fucking phone bill failed
Speaker 2: because the card on file doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the fucking worst thing of the world.
Speaker 2: Such a pain. Yeah, okay, the worst of it hasn't
Speaker 2: even come. So passport, bank, card, room care, all things
Speaker 2: that I've lost, very out of character. The planets are
Speaker 2: fucking with me. The worst example was when I got
Speaker 2: back to Sydney, and you know, I had an autometrist
Speaker 2: to pointment recently. I doo, Yeah, you told me getting
Speaker 2: new prescription glasses.
Speaker 1: They'll look good, they'll reshape your face. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: There were two pairs of glasses. I could choose between
Speaker 2: two frames. One of them was like seventy percent off.
Speaker 2: It was ninety dollars or something bargain. The other one
Speaker 2: was like five hundred and something. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I really like the xy one, don't I. They're way cute.
Speaker 2: They were like tortoise shell with a bit of black
Speaker 2: and blue.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous, treat yourself. They were them every day.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. I thought, it's an investment. You know,
Speaker 2: I could have these for years. Even if I have
Speaker 2: to update the prescription, I can keep the frame. So
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm going to splurge on the expensive glasses. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the five hundred dollar ones nice. And then they said, okay,
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars for the frames. I'm now a further
Speaker 2: three hundred for the lenses. So we're talking, oh what's
Speaker 2: that mass shit?
Speaker 1: Eight eight eight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking eight hundred dollars glasses. They're gone, Oh.
Speaker 1: You left the you lost the glasses, Oh matter.
Speaker 2: They're gone.
Speaker 1: Where did you lose through the airport?
Speaker 2: I don't know. No, this was back in Sydney. I
Speaker 2: actually don't. But I've looked everywhere they could possibly be
Speaker 2: and you splurged and you got what did they look
Speaker 2: like you? Did you have a selfie? I want to yes, again,
Speaker 2: I was doing detective work. There's photos of me that
Speaker 2: night at five point thirty in the afternoon wearing the
Speaker 2: gorgeous glasses.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're round, they look so nice on you. They gorgeous, gorgeous. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then by six point thirty there's a photo of
Speaker 2: me wearing my friend's sunglasses instead. So at some point
Speaker 2: I've taken them off, but I've got no idea where
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: Hang on, you're also on a rooftop, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this was just my friend's place for pre drinks
Speaker 2: and then we went out and then I don't know
Speaker 2: where they could possibly be. Because the long story short is,
Speaker 2: my friends are ninety percent convinced that my drink was
Speaker 2: spiked that night, and so that doesn't help with the
Speaker 2: lost glasses because I don't remember much of the night.
Speaker 1: Oh well, then if you drink was spiked and your
Speaker 1: glasses are lost. You're not. I think you've got bigger
Speaker 1: fish to fry.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon that whoever spiked my drink was just
Speaker 2: jealous of the glasses and they wanted.
Speaker 1: To I don't actually think that's how drink spiking were.
Speaker 1: I think they normally after something else. Your drink was
Speaker 1: actually spiked, though, that's terrify Well.
Speaker 2: I don't actually have any proof, right. Basically, it wasn't
Speaker 2: until the next day that my friend said to me,
Speaker 2: we're pretty sure your drink was spiked because you weren't
Speaker 2: yourself at all, and also I didn't even have that
Speaker 2: much to drink, so you.
Speaker 1: Had pre drinks and then you went out on Oxford Street. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a couple of lines and my friends and
Speaker 2: then went to a bar on Oxford Street.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And I don't remember anything after that.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, wait, this is I means it genuinely scary.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: So okay, hold on, have you been spiked before? He said,
Speaker 1: how you?
Speaker 3: No? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no no. So you know me, even if I've
Speaker 2: had a fuck ton to drink, I'm still mobile. I
Speaker 2: can get myself home and I can recognize, Oh shit,
Speaker 2: I better grab an uber now, I'm going to head home.
Speaker 1: You're strikingly capable. You can always get us to a portal,
Speaker 1: and I'm always grab very high functioning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, apparently I was not at all. And
Speaker 2: this part I do remember. Yeah, I was trying to
Speaker 2: order an Uber, but I literally just couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: And it was kind of like an out of body
Speaker 2: experience where I was like, I know how to do this.
Speaker 2: I kind of do it, and then I literally just
Speaker 2: blacked out in a fucking gutter. And that's why I've
Speaker 2: got this bandage on my hand. By the way, I
Speaker 2: was wondering, why you cut my hand? I cut my elbow.
Speaker 2: I've got this mad fucking bruise. I hit my head.
Speaker 2: There's a bump on here because just out of nowhere,
Speaker 2: I was just sedated, literally and just lost all my ability.
Speaker 1: You with your friends, Well, at.
Speaker 2: This point, i'd try to do the usual thing where
Speaker 2: I'd get myself home because I obviously registered, oh I've
Speaker 2: had too much. This isn't good. I'm going to get home.
Speaker 2: But whatever was in the drink, if that did happen,
Speaker 2: must have been fucking kicking it at that point, because
Speaker 2: that's when I just blacked out in a gutter. And
Speaker 2: then eventually I don't remember this part. This is just
Speaker 2: what I've been told. Eventually, my friend's face timed me
Speaker 2: and they were like, where are you?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: We're looking for you, We're worried. And I said, I
Speaker 2: don't know where I am. And then one of my friends, Clay,
Speaker 2: you know, he said, oh, I recognized the alley way
Speaker 2: he's in. We can go find him because it was
Speaker 2: a FaceTime, and then they rescued me, sent me home.
Speaker 2: But I don't remember any of this.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god. So do you think, like you
Speaker 1: know who? I have no idea, But is there a
Speaker 1: turning point in the night that you remember going, oh
Speaker 1: I'm fucked now?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think I was just that out
Speaker 2: of it that I didn't register that, you know, there
Speaker 2: was something off. But yeah, my friends were saying, oh no,
Speaker 2: there was a drastic change in your whole demeanor. You
Speaker 2: went from being your normal self. Sure you'd had a
Speaker 2: few drinks, but then all of a sudden you were incoherent,
Speaker 2: so out of it, dopey and just not good. And
Speaker 2: the next day I said, oh, my god, that's so
Speaker 2: embarrassing because we went to a second bar. I said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's so embarrassing. I didn't even make
Speaker 2: it to the second bar. I was so drunk. And
Speaker 2: they said, no, no, no, you were there. You came to
Speaker 2: the second bar. I was like what. That's when it
Speaker 2: started to become really scary. I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That point me at some point in amongst all that drama,
Speaker 2: I've lost my brand new glasses. I've gone to the
Speaker 2: exact gutter I was concussing, not there. I've checked the rooftop,
Speaker 2: I've checked my friend's house, checked all the bars. Nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I've even done the missing property thing with the police. Nothing.
Speaker 2: They're gone. And this wouldn't have happened if it weren't
Speaker 2: for mercury and taking retrocraze.
Speaker 1: On my point there is. I don't think mercury the
Speaker 1: planet slipped something into your drink at a bar on
Speaker 1: Oxford Street.
Speaker 2: I think it did.
Speaker 1: Actually, it makes a perfect Do you think they use
Speaker 1: gravity to hover appeal and drop it into your drink?
Speaker 2: Gravity ket to meane same thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're safe. That's very worrying. That's very worrying.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I was a bit like that can't be right.
Speaker 2: We would anyone have to gain from spiking my drink?
Speaker 2: But then later I googled the symptoms or like how
Speaker 2: to know that your drink has been spiked, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling about it? That's scary though.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know there's something I could have
Speaker 2: done differently.
Speaker 1: Were sure on there?
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't there that night.
Speaker 1: Oh that would have made his busy upset that he
Speaker 1: wasn't there to protect his man.
Speaker 2: Oh well he was there the next day to pick
Speaker 2: up the pieces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course he didn't pick up the glasses, did he, bastard?
Speaker 1: And you couldn't find them.
Speaker 2: He tried, but we literally can't find them.
Speaker 1: That is the worst feeling when you've lost something, especially
Speaker 1: something new or something of value that pisses me right off,
Speaker 1: and they've just gone forever absolutely or even better when
Speaker 1: you find them like decades later, and it's like, well, that's.
Speaker 2: The thing people have been trying to reassure me. In fact,
Speaker 2: idiots listening right now, can you please let us know
Speaker 2: if you have any happy ending stories about losing shit. Oh,
Speaker 2: and then then eventually turning up to give me some
Speaker 2: hope that my gord gets new glasses will return because
Speaker 2: Sean was trying to make me feel better and goes,
Speaker 2: I lost my wallet once and then I found it
Speaker 2: in the fridge, so like, don't worry. You could find
Speaker 2: it in the most random place. And I thought, I'm
Speaker 2: not as stupid as you.
Speaker 1: Though I'm switched on Sean, that's the difference.
Speaker 2: I may have been spiked as delirious, but surely I
Speaker 2: wouldn't put my glasses in the fucking fridge.
Speaker 1: Well, I have one that'll make you feel better. This
Speaker 1: is insane. My mum and dad just got married.
Speaker 2: This was like in the nineties, I thought in it now,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh have they been living.
Speaker 1: They got married and their friends had a boat and
Speaker 1: they were like, let's go out and celebrate on the boat.
Speaker 1: It was like the week after the wedding and they
Speaker 1: were on the boat in Sydney Harbor and it's one
Speaker 1: of those big bows that you stay the night. So
Speaker 1: they were drinking apparol, getting old tipsy. The afternoon, Mama's
Speaker 1: dancing on the back of the bar and she's covered
Speaker 1: in sunscreen, flings her hands in the air. Her wedding
Speaker 1: ring flies off in the air, lands in the Sydney Harbor,
Speaker 1: sinks to the bottom of the shit bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1: See that's a ride off. You don't bother looking for that. Well, Murray,
Speaker 1: the family friend that was there, went no, No, he's
Speaker 1: a diver. He dives, So he went, I'm going to
Speaker 1: get this ring.
Speaker 2: Well, did he need to have his oxygen and shit on?
Speaker 3: No. No.
Speaker 1: It was by a bay, by a beach, probably two
Speaker 1: hundred meters out, so it was it was deep enough
Speaker 1: for you to get to anyway. He spent all that
Speaker 1: day diving, didn't find it. They went to bed. He
Speaker 1: woke up the next morning and went, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to do a couple more dives.
Speaker 2: He's like me, he's not ready to let go and
Speaker 2: move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm still in denial. I'd still like to think my
Speaker 2: glasses will turn up.
Speaker 1: We'll get this. He dove down and he came back
Speaker 1: up with mum's wedding ring. He's the next day in
Speaker 1: the ocean. The ocean.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should keep looking, Maybe I should keep looking.
Speaker 1: Should we get in an uber at Oxford Street and
Speaker 1: do the rest of the show, waltzing up and down,
Speaker 1: hands on, hands and knees.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a feeling that maybe they came off
Speaker 2: in the gutter, and maybe because I was struggling to
Speaker 2: use my fe I took them out of the glasses
Speaker 2: case because oh, this is the other part of the story. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm lost, I'm still I'm still dopey. After the spinking
Speaker 2: had a drive in front of it. No, So the
Speaker 2: next morning, when I finally woke up, the first thing
Speaker 2: I thought was, oh my god, I've got all these
Speaker 2: cuts and grazes in my body. I must have fallen over.
Speaker 2: I hope it didn't crush my new glasses. Went to
Speaker 2: my mootpack, got them out and it's just an empty case.
Speaker 2: So I have a feeling that maybe when I was
Speaker 2: blacking out trying my hardest to order an uber but
Speaker 2: it just couldn't do it, I might have put the
Speaker 2: glasses on to try and see more clearly they fell off,
Speaker 2: and then the fucking street sweeper took them at five
Speaker 2: am the next morning.
Speaker 1: Should I call City of Sydney? Can you call street sweepers?
Speaker 2: Does street sweepers pick up the remains. So do they
Speaker 2: just blow them into the abyss?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. They don't vacuum them. No,
Speaker 1: it just flings them up. Maybe they're on like a
Speaker 1: street light.
Speaker 2: I so and so that's why I want to hear
Speaker 2: stories like that to give me hope that maybe they'll
Speaker 2: just reappear. Why no, my friends told me that she
Speaker 2: had a pair of glasses go missing and turned up
Speaker 2: three years later. Yeah, mate, in different handbag.
Speaker 1: Is Mattie McCann's parents are still looking, you know, they're
Speaker 1: still hopeful. Just be like Jerry McGahn.
Speaker 2: All right, nineteen years later, someone's going to come out
Speaker 2: impersonating my glasses, claiming to be them, and I'm like, bullshit,
Speaker 2: that's not my glass, doesn't have.
Speaker 1: The eye freckle. My Oscar Wiley's all right, slide into
Speaker 1: our DM's idiots. We'd love to hear your stories. When
Speaker 1: did you find something years after all? Not even years,
Speaker 1: could be weeks. Just make Mitchell feel better.
Speaker 2: I want to get these stories on the podcast next
Speaker 2: week because I want to know how long do I
Speaker 2: leave it before ordering the new pair?
Speaker 1: True? True, I love you. It's not Mercury Metro.
Speaker 2: At once a new theory.
Speaker 1: I've had a great couple of weeks. I've had a
Speaker 1: great couple of weeks. It's not mercury, it's not the planets.
Speaker 1: It's you, all right, well, actually.
Speaker 2: My I mean it's me. I didn't spike my own drink.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, allegedly did have Louis on the show
Speaker 1: last week. You needed something to talk about, I'm going
Speaker 1: to spike my drink, so come back with a bang.
Speaker 2: Trust me. I didn't do that on perfectly, I know.
Speaker 1: And are you actually okay? That's very scary.
Speaker 2: I'm fine now. But I went through all the motions
Speaker 2: of like, oh no, that didn't happen, as if that happened,
Speaker 2: and then I felt a little bit violated at one
Speaker 2: point because I was like, oh my god, I think
Speaker 2: it actually did happen. But then I'm like, well, there's
Speaker 2: nothing I can do about it. I'm a bit scared
Speaker 2: of drinking now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I would be too. I've got questions for
Speaker 1: you that we'll talk about off the show. So yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, shall I do my agent?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you believe that the Horne's place on Earth is
Speaker 1: the airport?
Speaker 2: Do you know what For some reason, I recall feeling
Speaker 2: fucking horny at the airport. Thank you, thank you, And
Speaker 2: I thought to myself, what's this about. I'm not even
Speaker 2: just making this up to go along with you. I
Speaker 2: remember thinking, why am I a bit tubby at the moment.
Speaker 1: I haven't told you this. You don't know, you don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm about to say. Wow, I am telling you.
Speaker 1: I have never felt more horned up than at the airport.
Speaker 1: I have never seen this densely packed group of people
Speaker 1: that are so attractive, Like per head. There are more
Speaker 1: attractive people at the airport than men are walking the street.
Speaker 1: There are gorgeous men and women walking by. And I
Speaker 1: think my science is that it's got something to do
Speaker 1: with a fleeting moment, because everyone is going somewhere at
Speaker 1: an airport, and.
Speaker 2: It's kind of anonymous. You can just be anyone. You
Speaker 2: could lie to them and say I'm a dentist one
Speaker 2: that's fuck in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yes, And it's kind of you know, when you see
Speaker 1: someone on the street, you kind of you walk past me,
Speaker 1: you go, they were gorgeous, You never see them again.
Speaker 1: That's what happens at an airport.
Speaker 2: What if you end up on their flight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's never happened. But that wouldn't that beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's how Sophie Monk met her husband.
Speaker 2: That is true. I loved that story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she sat next to him on a flight and
Speaker 1: they got married.
Speaker 2: I know they would like, do you want a champagne?
Speaker 2: And then do you want to make out?
Speaker 1: Oh that is my dream, that is my actual. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say me too, but I've got a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Now you're doing just fine.
Speaker 2: Who by the way, speaking of horniness an airport, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Sean's one of those like nerdy types that likes to
Speaker 2: keep an eye on flight tracker.
Speaker 1: Of course he loves.
Speaker 2: He's like, sent me a flight number, I'll track it
Speaker 2: and he'll like text me when he knows the receptions
Speaker 2: going out of range and said bye. Apparently as soon
Speaker 2: as my flight left Australia, one of his exes slid
Speaker 2: into his DMS and we say, hey, Sean, you're down
Speaker 2: for a funck, like tried too, and he was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm faithful to my partner. Thank you.
Speaker 1: He's got a fucking air tag on you that. It
Speaker 1: was so weird the moment that your flight took off.
Speaker 1: The tarmac. He's exits in the DS so.
Speaker 2: The airport horning. It's just somehow transcendent.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you know what else it could be,
Speaker 1: because I've given it a lot of thought. I've tried
Speaker 1: to work out the science. It could be sweatpants, like
Speaker 1: a tracksuit.
Speaker 2: Everyone's dressed really comfy, that's true, and you can you can.
Speaker 2: No one's dressing to impress.
Speaker 1: No one's dressing to impress, no way. Everyone's got headphones on,
Speaker 1: they're kind of listening to music. Everyone is often really
Speaker 1: excited because they're going somewhere.
Speaker 2: Or they're a little bit tipsy because they're like, it's
Speaker 2: five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 1: One percent it is international waters. When you're at the
Speaker 1: airport and there's that always a random German brewery at
Speaker 1: an airport, I'm like, I'll go get a fucking low
Speaker 1: and brown. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Wait, So have you been at the airport recently?
Speaker 1: And when I went to Melbourne? Yes, I wrote this
Speaker 1: gym in my notes when I was in Melbow.
Speaker 2: I think you were pretty hauny even when you left
Speaker 2: the airport you were at Thorney in general, Darwin, that's a.
Speaker 1: Good point, now, a good point is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you? All right? Mitchell? Shall we go to Hobart, Tasmania.
Speaker 2: I'd love to.
Speaker 1: That wasn't an open invitation.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you wanted to head to the airport.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You and I, I mean, we were revealed last week that
Speaker 1: I have tried to get I've tried to sleep with
Speaker 1: you in the early days.
Speaker 2: Didn't try that hard.
Speaker 1: I don't think you picked up on the science.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because you were straight. Why would I think
Speaker 2: that you were flirting with me?
Speaker 1: But you are my type and genuinely like you would
Speaker 1: have turned out of the closet.
Speaker 2: If if I picked up any signals about, oh, he's
Speaker 2: flirting with me, I would have stomped them out of
Speaker 2: my brain, like, oh, don't be silly, Mitchell. This is
Speaker 2: a straight man. He's not flirting with you. He's friendly.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to I would have stopped
Speaker 1: you with my I would have railed you in the workplace.
Speaker 2: Then if you weren't out anyway, if I was out.
Speaker 1: Would you have take would you have accepted the date offer?
Speaker 2: You didn't make one, but hypothetically, in a hypothetical world,
Speaker 2: maybe I think we definitely would have. I don't know
Speaker 2: if we were.
Speaker 1: We young, were I was young? All right, well let's
Speaker 1: go to High bart Tasmania. Actually we're going to Sandy Bay.
Speaker 1: Now we have Claire joining us for and is it
Speaker 1: just you? Hello Claire, Claire.
Speaker 3: Hello, I got.
Speaker 1: A soft spot in my heart for a Claire. My
Speaker 1: name's name is Claire.
Speaker 2: I was about to say I was really sad and
Speaker 2: you died in mclod's daughter's darlin.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a terrible time.
Speaker 1: Shocking Claire. How what's it like in Sandy Bay? Is
Speaker 1: it cold at this time of year?
Speaker 3: No, it's getting better. It's getting better. We're coming out
Speaker 3: of winter. So life is Liverpool now?
Speaker 2: So yeah, good, looks useful. I always google the suburbs
Speaker 2: and we've got a call her on Sandy Bay.
Speaker 1: Looks lovely, is it sandy? Is there a lot of beach,
Speaker 1: especially sand Beach?
Speaker 3: So it's right near a beach, so I believe that's
Speaker 3: why they call it Sandy Bay.
Speaker 2: But it's not especially sandy. I just think they were
Speaker 2: struggling to think of a name. They're like, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: Sandy here, I guess.
Speaker 1: Imagine being the prick that comes up with suburb names.
Speaker 1: I know what we're in near a bay tick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not very inventive, I can.
Speaker 1: Imagine, Claire. All right, we're going to get you on.
Speaker 1: Bradley will count you in and and hit us with
Speaker 1: your regim. Okay cool? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Are you getting some pretty serious neck wrinkles from sleeping? Weird?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait? Is that what causes it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, literally, if you sleep with your.
Speaker 3: You're a chin down and like curled up, you get
Speaker 3: like a neck wrinkle across the middle of your neck
Speaker 3: like I'm only in my.
Speaker 2: Wa wa wa wait, the middle of the middle, at
Speaker 2: the back, No, at the front.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you sleep with your neck down, yeah, with.
Speaker 3: Your chin down, Like, if you go do it now,
Speaker 3: put your chin down and like to the side, you'll
Speaker 3: there'll be a crease in your neck. So if you
Speaker 3: sleep like that every night, you develop a big old
Speaker 3: neck wrinkle.
Speaker 2: Whereabouts on the neck?
Speaker 1: I've got it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have one in the middle, and then because
Speaker 3: I turn my chin to the side and down, it's
Speaker 3: like kind of on my collar.
Speaker 1: Bonus, Kim Mitch, you just saw my neck rinkilement.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I just it finally clicked. I was like,
Speaker 2: now I know what you mean. It just looks like
Speaker 2: where you might have a choker on. Is that the
Speaker 2: area you're talking about? Yeah, legit, Yeah, well that's normal.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have one at all.
Speaker 2: But I thought it was recommended in terms of posture
Speaker 2: that you do a slight chin tuck. That's like good
Speaker 2: for your neck, right.
Speaker 3: I know about that. I heard that you should sleep
Speaker 3: on your back and straight like, not on your side.
Speaker 2: Do you know what. I've always been a side sleeper
Speaker 2: because I find back sleeping just absurd. But the other
Speaker 2: day I was having a n app couldn't get to sleep,
Speaker 2: and I thought I'm going to try it. I slept
Speaker 2: on my back and I was out within ten seconds.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep on my back because of my Kiari malformation,
Speaker 1: my brain thing. I literally can't put pressure on the
Speaker 1: back of my brain. So my only options are stomach left, right,
Speaker 1: that's its stomach. Oh, I'm a major stomach sleeper.
Speaker 2: Where do you put your back?
Speaker 1: My head to the side sometimes just straight in.
Speaker 2: Wow, that seems really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll get my hands, put them under the
Speaker 1: pillow and cuddle it. Oh it's gorgeous. I've got the
Speaker 1: neck wrinkle though, but it's not really a wrinkle. It's
Speaker 1: more of a crease. Cleare, Come on, I mean is it?
Speaker 3: Is it a crease? If it doesn't go away when
Speaker 3: you're not creasing though.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Well, you're going to give me
Speaker 1: a complex, Claire, Come on, clear complex.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry to project guys. I have my apologies,
Speaker 3: but you know the thing is, there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 3: aging and getting wrinkles, right, But like no sleep calls funny.
Speaker 2: I did this. Do a quick google, and there are
Speaker 2: of course people cashing in on this. There's little reusable
Speaker 2: patches you can wear a bed to try and oh
Speaker 2: really get rid of that avoid.
Speaker 1: I've googled it too. Oh damn, I need that neck
Speaker 1: firming pads. Come on? Can I tell you it's one
Speaker 1: of those things that no one notices, Claire. If you're
Speaker 1: going to live your life worried about your neck, your
Speaker 1: neck wrinkle, you know you're going to live a sad life.
Speaker 1: Just don't even worry.
Speaker 3: I get that, But what happens when you keep sleeping
Speaker 3: in a funny way and you you're sixty, and they're
Speaker 3: so deep that it's like, you know, I think it's
Speaker 3: something to prevent. It's worth noting.
Speaker 1: Clear. Yeah, and you want.
Speaker 2: Other people to learn from your messa. If only you'd
Speaker 2: been told I'm on.
Speaker 1: Claire, I'm on your profile. I can't see a thing
Speaker 1: on that. Never grow up, Claire. Yeah, Claire, I've got
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: Just generally speaking, I wouldn't worry too much about wrinkles.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I know what you mean. You're like, damn it.
Speaker 2: I wish someone had given me this hack beforehand. The
Speaker 2: damage is done.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Thank you like quiet.
Speaker 1: Thank you're very pretty well. Thank you Claire for coming
Speaker 1: on giving us all complexes.
Speaker 2: That's another thing to overthink perfect uh.
Speaker 3: Huh Yeah, no worries, guys, That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go back on my timber now and
Speaker 1: delete every photo with a neck wrinkling it. And I've
Speaker 1: just had bulk turtlenecks from Amazon.
Speaker 2: No, you're right. No one ever knows that, no one
Speaker 2: ever notices you're right.
Speaker 1: Thanks Claire.
Speaker 2: Now, Claire, before we let you go, don't worry price
Speaker 2: give you Jennit just because she's not here, she's still
Speaker 2: doing a duty. So send a DM a couple of
Speaker 2: mitches to claim your prize.
Speaker 3: I will thanks, guys, Pleasure Love.
Speaker 1: Claire Enjoy Sandy Bay. You can get in touch senenceor
Speaker 1: DM if you want a couple of mitches and we'll
Speaker 1: get you on the show.
Speaker 2: And also if you want to do an is it
Speaker 2: to you of your own? You can text us on
Speaker 2: our brand new number O four double two nine four
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that with GLU last week because I
Speaker 1: forgot I don't know the number.
Speaker 2: I actually did wonder that. I was like, I wonder
Speaker 2: if you just never mentioned the number because you can't remember.
Speaker 2: I didn't remember. It's down the bottom of our episode
Speaker 2: descriptions if anyone ever needs it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know we had an episode. Show notes.
Speaker 1: I didn't know they were a thing. I've never read
Speaker 1: them in my life. I don't had to read.
Speaker 2: I'd love to read, but I lost my glasses.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking hell, here we go again. All right. So
Speaker 1: there's something that I've noticed that I do that I've
Speaker 1: never been able to put into words. And have you
Speaker 1: ever had an experience like this? Meet or any idiots
Speaker 1: listening where you hear someone talk about and experience they've
Speaker 1: had and you go, oh, my god, that is me
Speaker 1: to a t But I've never been able to articulate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of the point of this podcast, is
Speaker 2: it just me?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a good point.
Speaker 2: And so if we can't put it into words, we're fucked.
Speaker 1: I know someone else has them. So we steal the
Speaker 1: content and we talk about it. It's not that we're
Speaker 1: stealing the content this. He's TikTok, he's a comedian. I
Speaker 1: did some research. It's very funny. Yeah, posted this to
Speaker 1: his TikTok account. And it is something that I have
Speaker 1: thought my whole life and has reared its head again
Speaker 1: recently because I've been going out, I've been clubbing, I've
Speaker 1: been singing. I've been listening to happy, happy music, even
Speaker 1: you know, in the height of the breakup, when I
Speaker 1: was listening to sad music. This was an issue for me.
Speaker 1: But how to listen to this?
Speaker 5: When I listen to music, I have to make a
Speaker 5: real effort to hear the lyrics. I hear somebody singing
Speaker 5: as an instrument, so it's like when you're singing. I
Speaker 5: go like and then someone's like, you know what the
Speaker 5: song's about, and I'm like, no, I have to really
Speaker 5: pay attention because the voice singing to me, to my ear,
Speaker 5: registers as like almost like the strings or the drum.
Speaker 1: Essentially, he listens to music and hears the lyrics as
Speaker 1: an instrument. That is the problem that I've had my
Speaker 1: whole life. I listened to a song and I can
Speaker 1: never retain the lyrics. And recently going out, I was
Speaker 1: clubbing on the weekend and I was belting this belting
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigae Vampire. I know all the words to that song,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't sing any But what I could do
Speaker 1: was go, hey, made me try like a goddamn vampire.
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of normal, though, isn't it If
Speaker 2: someone singing along to a song and the I didn't
Speaker 2: know the words to a particular part that it's kind
Speaker 2: of mumble yeah, kick up where they left off once
Speaker 2: they remember the.
Speaker 1: Words, definitely, but the way my brain hears it, like
Speaker 1: when I'm in the car, I will just yeah, I
Speaker 1: won't use lyrics, I will be I will just sound
Speaker 1: like a bumbling idiot. OK, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I'm different where I don't sing along if I don't
Speaker 2: know the words.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I will confidently sing along, but I actually babble.
Speaker 2: You're trying to sing defying gravity the other way.
Speaker 1: Oh well, the lyrics up on the screen and someone
Speaker 1: got mad at me.
Speaker 2: Oh they just called you out and said, chet up,
Speaker 2: what a bake fan.
Speaker 1: Fuck yourself. I'm not, you know, a Glinda Stam. But
Speaker 1: that is what I want to work on, and I want.
Speaker 1: I actually think i'd love to be challenged. I want
Speaker 1: a song and I want to go and learn the
Speaker 1: lyrics so I can go to a club and I
Speaker 1: can fire it out and I can I can rap
Speaker 1: and I can spit the lyrics because I think it's
Speaker 1: so impressive when you're dancing with someone and they know
Speaker 1: all the words to a song. I go, how do
Speaker 1: you do that? It's such a superpower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not if they sort of command the attention
Speaker 2: of the room to be like showing off.
Speaker 1: Look at me.
Speaker 2: I don't know all the words.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, that would never be me.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm like, I'm dancing with you and
Speaker 1: one of our favorite song comes on, Like I've Tension
Speaker 1: by Kylie Minogue came on I'd want to dance it.
Speaker 1: I'd want to be up and dancing, and I'd want
Speaker 1: to know all the words so I can just kind
Speaker 1: of like sing along. That's not I'm not capable.
Speaker 2: Well, how bad are you at remembering lyrics? Because like
Speaker 2: the National anthem, for example, you know that off my heart?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, but that's because it was drummed into me. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not not not what I want.
Speaker 2: And you're saying your favorite songs, the ones that you
Speaker 2: hear repeatedly, you just don't absorb the lyrics. You just
Speaker 2: hear the tune.
Speaker 1: I'm a commercial radio presenter, yes, yeah, so you listen
Speaker 1: to it and play a lot of mutic all the time.
Speaker 1: My favorite song at the moment is Dance the Night
Speaker 1: Do a Lipa from the Barbie Sound.
Speaker 2: That one's way overplayed no offense.
Speaker 1: So you think, yeah, Mitchell, know the lyrics every single
Speaker 1: word in that song? You think I would.
Speaker 2: No, Actually, honestly no, because it's kind of passive listening.
Speaker 2: If it's just in the background on the radio, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't be paying full attention to everything you're playing. You'd
Speaker 2: be fucking around behind the scenes. When a song's on
Speaker 2: preparing for what's on air, all right, So I don't
Speaker 2: be too hard on yourself. No, I think it's normal
Speaker 2: not to know every word.
Speaker 1: I want to test myself. What's the song that I
Speaker 1: can you? I think, pa damis? I mean, surely you'd
Speaker 1: know that one percent? I think I know.
Speaker 2: Why don't you instead put some headphones on? I play
Speaker 2: I was in like maybe year airpords underneath. Basically play
Speaker 2: music that I can't hear and only yours can hear,
Speaker 2: and then sing along out loud, and I'll see if
Speaker 2: I can, because if you know the words, I'll pick
Speaker 2: it up. But even if you're just mumbling the tune,
Speaker 2: I should pick it up right.
Speaker 1: A POD's with me?
Speaker 2: Drop mine?
Speaker 1: Ye, I'm so nervous. I am telling you there's nothing
Speaker 1: more attractive to me than someone who knows all the
Speaker 1: words to a song at a club. Really, it's such
Speaker 1: a turn on. It's like, look at them. If they're
Speaker 1: that attentive to a pop song, imagine what they'd.
Speaker 2: Be like with me.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: I've had to start doing what Because I would confidently
Speaker 2: belt out songs at the top of my lungs, sing
Speaker 2: along at clubs, and there was probably an egotistical part
Speaker 2: of me that wanted everyone to hear how gorgeous I
Speaker 2: think my voice is. And I kept losing my voice,
Speaker 2: so now I'm like a pro lip sinker. If you
Speaker 2: see me singing at a club, there's no sound coming
Speaker 2: out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: It'll be like Katie Perry's firework And and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, do you not actually sing?
Speaker 2: No, because I kept losing my voice, I actually sing.
Speaker 1: Does everyone sing?
Speaker 2: I think most people do?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, because I've had to stop because obviously I've
Speaker 2: got a bitch of a throat.
Speaker 1: You can't handle it, of course. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: sing a song and your job. Oh it's playing an
Speaker 1: ad onld on.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? I paid for YouTube premium.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Oh no, my card's lost.
Speaker 2: That's why O YouTube Premium told me I couldn't make
Speaker 2: the payment.
Speaker 1: Damn retrogade. All right, are you ready? Oh? Oh oh,
Speaker 1: it's play?
Speaker 4: Okay, give me stay wait wait my mom know that
Speaker 4: concept quence scape. You're the only one who's making any
Speaker 4: sense to me. And away You're goin. They ever be
Speaker 4: or want to be?
Speaker 1: Never want to? Do?
Speaker 3: You die?
Speaker 1: Here? We go, I Phil, So you touch then why
Speaker 1: are you on top so much?
Speaker 2: I just can't be with you? No, no, Mitchell, I'm
Speaker 2: waving his eyes placed. You can't tell my eyes were closed. Yes, stop,
Speaker 2: I've guessed it. Obviously that's untouched, correct, well done, so
Speaker 2: I can still it aside for it from the gibberish.
Speaker 2: But what you're saying is that you want to learn
Speaker 2: a song off my heart.
Speaker 1: I want to learn a song that I can just
Speaker 1: be so hot in a club and be singing and
Speaker 1: dancing and people think, look at him, he knows the words.
Speaker 2: You know what song? I'd be really impressed if someone
Speaker 2: could nail the word. You know that song sweet Escape
Speaker 2: by Gwensif.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a hot song, you might have to put
Speaker 1: it on.
Speaker 2: Actually I can put it on. It's like whoo, it's
Speaker 2: a really fast bit that I can never nail. If
Speaker 2: you can learn that by next week.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's my challenge. Okay, I can get that. So
Speaker 1: this is oh, I might know it. Let's try is
Speaker 1: it at the end?
Speaker 2: No same balance.
Speaker 1: Because I've been maybe that's a written nothing that can
Speaker 1: so cold.
Speaker 2: That's what I do every time, and I feel like
Speaker 2: that's cold, Okay, done, That's that's it. You're not allowed
Speaker 2: to read the lyrics?
Speaker 1: Ship, No, I'm allowed to leave. What do you mean in.
Speaker 2: Preparation when you do your recital?
Speaker 1: Oh good, I was gonna say, Am I going to
Speaker 1: fucking decoke that?
Speaker 2: How often do you reckon? They're going to play this
Speaker 2: song at the club though?
Speaker 1: For you to show on?
Speaker 2: I know, I got to say it is quite a
Speaker 2: satisfying feeling when there's a point in the song that
Speaker 2: no one else knows the words, but you remember.
Speaker 1: Oh is there one that you have?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: I know every word to shut up by Black Eyed
Speaker 2: Peas thanks to sing Star.
Speaker 1: Oh of course SingStar doing the heavy list lifting.
Speaker 2: I do it, do it on here there is a girl.
Speaker 2: You and me were just fun.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: We went and done did damn things that couple do
Speaker 2: when in love, you know, walk on the beach and surf,
Speaker 2: you know, things that love to see and do. I
Speaker 2: love you, Boo, I love you too. I miss you
Speaker 2: a lot, and it's him even more. That's why I
Speaker 2: flew you out when we.
Speaker 1: Was on tour.
Speaker 2: God, I'm puffed. Wow, rapping's not easy.
Speaker 1: I told you if I wasn't attracted to you five
Speaker 1: years ago. I am today, all right, challenge accepted.
Speaker 2: That's pot when people know lyrics, it just it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bar is so low for you. Many other
Speaker 1: things come into play, but that is one thing that
Speaker 1: just adds the tickles me. It's a green flag in
Speaker 1: my eyes. All Right, song challenged, I'm performing next week?
Speaker 3: Am I?
Speaker 2: Are you happy to take on that sweet escape song?
Speaker 1: Just that part?
Speaker 2: No, the whole? I reckon the whole first verse.
Speaker 1: Okay, up to that, up to the yeah sweet okay, done?
Speaker 2: And the first chorus you may as well? Okay, my god,
Speaker 2: wouldluck get studying?
Speaker 1: Fuck? I'm an idiot. I've given myself homework. The one
Speaker 1: thing I hate the most in this world.
Speaker 2: I know mercury retrogrades.
Speaker 1: Fuck with you too?
Speaker 2: You're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You're listening? You're on Spotify. Don't forget to leave a
Speaker 1: five star? All right?
Speaker 2: Before we go, can I just cast your mind back
Speaker 2: to quite a few episodes ago. We're talking episode one
Speaker 2: hundred and forty three.
Speaker 1: No, you've lost me.
Speaker 2: The title was called Silly Goose.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember that you were trying to launch your
Speaker 1: Silly Goose era.
Speaker 2: Yes, operative word being trying. I was just saying, I
Speaker 2: want to be more silly, you know, it needs to
Speaker 2: be so silly. And now I've become such a fucking
Speaker 2: sensible adult, I need more silliness. Well, that era really
Speaker 2: didn't take off much like my walking era. All my
Speaker 2: eras just no one embraces them. But the reason I
Speaker 2: bring this up is because you and Hamitch now have
Speaker 2: the same therapist we do.
Speaker 1: I had her first. I will just say she was mine,
Speaker 1: and then I referred you she's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you sold it to me by saying she
Speaker 2: actually specializes and has done a lot of research in
Speaker 2: the area of creative types.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, yeah, she works with creative brains and minds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how I found her.
Speaker 2: And so you were talking on the podcast a few
Speaker 2: weeks ago saying that you might break up with your
Speaker 2: therapist because it wasn't resonating anymore. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm about to go to my first appointment and you're
Speaker 2: telling me she's shit now, Oh my god, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I never want another therapist until the day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I never felt so understood. She just gets it.
Speaker 1: She gorgeous it.
Speaker 2: She gets how my silly little brain works.
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2: And the reason I bring up the silly goose era
Speaker 2: is because she said to me, Now, one thing that
Speaker 2: the creative brave needs that's a good impression. It's playfulness.
Speaker 1: That's a great impression.
Speaker 2: By the way, bit fucked that. She has the most
Speaker 2: softly spoken voice, and her office is on this really
Speaker 2: really dense traffic, the most busy highway ever. So I'm
Speaker 2: sitting there at the window with all these trucks blaring
Speaker 2: behind me, going what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like you, and I'm like, padam. She does.
Speaker 1: Also she does also keep it really toasty in there.
Speaker 1: It's really warm, and she goes, I understand you. You're looking,
Speaker 1: and she's looking flushed in the cheeks. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: doctor degrees, I'm not well physically, okay.
Speaker 2: So what she was saying, what she was saying in
Speaker 2: her soft voice was what the creative brain needs is
Speaker 2: playfulness to release I don't know, dolphins, whatever, certain shit.
Speaker 2: You need playfulness. And I was like, what do you
Speaker 2: mean playfulness? You mean like being a silly goose And
Speaker 2: she goes, well, yes, I suppose so, and so you
Speaker 2: need to lean on other people during this time of burnout.
Speaker 2: Recovery to push you into being more playful and more silly. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I was like, shit, maybe she has a point,
Speaker 2: because like I'm always daring other people to do things.
Speaker 2: I'm playful in the sense that I'm like, oh, Scar,
Speaker 2: to go fuck with that person.
Speaker 1: Totally mis random.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it to YouTube, but no one ever
Speaker 2: does it to me. And so my literal fucking therapist,
Speaker 2: our literal fucking therapist, has said that I need other
Speaker 2: people to dare me to do playful slash silly shit. Okay,
Speaker 2: so this is where we're at.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I didn't support the silly Goose era one point zero,
Speaker 2: but silly Goose era two point zero is actually doctor
Speaker 2: prescribed therapist prescribed.
Speaker 1: By our therapist. Yes, are you? Are you suggesting this
Speaker 1: just for you or is this a duel thing? Well,
Speaker 1: just for me, because she.
Speaker 2: Said that I need to learn on others to make
Speaker 2: me more playful.
Speaker 1: All right, well do you want to do something right now?
Speaker 1: She'ave it ro can leave it naughty.
Speaker 2: I'm very tired today. All I'm saying is you and
Speaker 2: our darling, and it's listening hit me with dares.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I've got a great idea. I've got
Speaker 1: homework for my song that I need to learn. Like
Speaker 1: I'm a drag queen. I'm about to be eliminated from
Speaker 1: drag Race. I've got to learn my words. You we're
Speaker 1: gonna come back and we're gonna have dares for you
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, Do I do them on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Well, well, you're leaning on me, so don't worry. Fuck,
Speaker 1: that's what I work for me. I want to prepare.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: Not really, you're just saying, Mitch do this. That's hardly preparation.
Speaker 1: That's basically the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you're gonna have to collect the dares though,
Speaker 2: that's all.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, hold on, Oh no, no, this is brilliant, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: You're leaning on me. Relaxed about recovery, all right, to
Speaker 1: calm down, idiots, message me personally at Mitch Churry, okay,
Speaker 1: and some dares for Combs and I'll bring them to
Speaker 1: him on the show next week. And if you've got props,
Speaker 1: if you need things, I can source, I can organize.
Speaker 1: So next week's my.
Speaker 2: Birthday, so I remember, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I've given myself so much. I'm working for my birthday.
Speaker 1: All right, next week I'm going to collate the dares.
Speaker 1: What do you want to see here? Or watch Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 2: Do nothing too fucking extreme? But no, I'll give you
Speaker 2: an example. So there's this TikTok and named Matty Cleary,
Speaker 2: and she's posting a series at the moment becoming Immune
Speaker 2: to Fear I've seen Me, which is essentially exposure therapy,
Speaker 2: like doing things so that if you repeatedly do it
Speaker 2: and nothing went wrong the first time, you unlearn to
Speaker 2: feel danger in certain situations. So she's just basically making
Speaker 2: a full of herself in public on purpose, and some
Speaker 2: of these things, I'm like, that's very up my alley.
Speaker 2: It's the sort of thing I dare someone else to do,
Speaker 2: but I'd never What is she doing? I'll give you
Speaker 2: an example, So this is this one is go through
Speaker 2: a drive through and sing what you want to order
Speaker 2: from the menu?
Speaker 5: Is that not me?
Speaker 1: As fuck? That's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Today?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Can I please get a space chicken sandwich?
Speaker 1: Just a sandwich, yes please?
Speaker 2: And a sad so uncomfortable by the way she hates
Speaker 2: doing this.
Speaker 1: I actually think he's laughing too.
Speaker 2: And some honey must ranch honey mustard, all right, just
Speaker 2: pulling out of the window.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Can I get an actual wrench? I hope you'll eat
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 3: I hope you'll devoured that. Ah.
Speaker 1: That is that is right up your ally.
Speaker 2: I know, but I would never do that because I
Speaker 2: would find it funny or watching someone else do it.
Speaker 2: I don't have the guts. But apparently a therapist is
Speaker 2: telling me as a creative type in order to release
Speaker 2: the correct brain fucking chemicals or whatever, I need to
Speaker 2: start doing these things. Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm so here for this, Mitchell, I'm so here for this.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's let's get the silly goose era back.
Speaker 1: Lean on me. I will hold you up with silly
Speaker 1: goose dtairs, okay, and so will the idiots. Idiots DM me,
Speaker 1: don't DM the page. You can if you want, but
Speaker 1: I don't want Mitchell seeing these dares.
Speaker 2: And if you don't want to get amongst it, then
Speaker 2: I'll just assume you don't give a flying fuck about
Speaker 2: my mouth.
Speaker 1: Don't fine, No, lean on those you loves you, lean
Speaker 1: on me, don't worry about anyone else. Got I love
Speaker 1: you and I'm here for you. You know what I
Speaker 1: did do the other day yeah.
Speaker 2: I was telling my friends about this, and you know
Speaker 2: how people pull things out of a hat. Yeah, we've
Speaker 2: got like two bowls. One bowl was situations, the next
Speaker 2: one was locations or like you know, activities and locations. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so we'd pick them out at random and see
Speaker 2: what matches we got. Oh, do you want to hear
Speaker 2: some of the ones?
Speaker 1: We going? Please? This is good?
Speaker 2: All right, We've got play frisbee that was the scenario.
Speaker 2: And then the location Darling Harbor at dusk, So play
Speaker 2: frisbee at Darling Harbor at dusk.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And then we've got wear high viz and control nearby
Speaker 2: traffic at the library. I love that. That could be
Speaker 2: foot traffic in the library and we're just there and
Speaker 2: high VID's going, Ma'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Could you not loiter? No, the returns are actually here
Speaker 1: if you could get you to filter through. Fuck, this
Speaker 1: is fun.
Speaker 2: What else did you get day drinking wearing cowboy attire
Speaker 2: at the airport? I know, do a HC Practice English
Speaker 2: exam at a Chinese restaurant? I was like, fuck that
Speaker 2: we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: Who wrote do a HC Practice I can't remember who
Speaker 1: wrote that. We all just like put them in there together.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really funny.
Speaker 2: So that's the sort of silliness we're aiming for.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we can do. That's what we can do.
Speaker 1: Lean on us.
Speaker 2: We've got specific scenario at a specific location.
Speaker 1: Okay, done deal, we can do that.
Speaker 2: Now, don't forget your homework.
Speaker 1: It to get thanks now, well this is the end
Speaker 1: of the show, so we'll get out of here. However,
Speaker 1: so much homework. Don't forget. You asked for stories of
Speaker 1: when you lost something and then found it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we've got some messages if that's happened to you.
Speaker 1: Also messages if you've got a prank for Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, not a prank, a dare.
Speaker 1: Oh and I've got my homework, so that's what I'm
Speaker 1: getting confused. Yeah, there's a lot of homework.
Speaker 2: I've got no homework.
Speaker 1: Really, you just relax, turn up next week and you'll
Speaker 1: be a silly little goose.
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous. Well, you know it's good for my mental health.
Speaker 2: I'm not stressed.
Speaker 1: I agree. Are you feeling not stressed?
Speaker 2: I've got enough homework on my plan. I'm doing my
Speaker 2: Brisbane comedy shows this weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, enjoy the show. The show will have
Speaker 1: been done by the time we've done by the time
Speaker 1: this is out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, if you went and saw Mitch on the weekend,
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed it. To hear your reviews took
Speaker 1: us for the show, though, because this is before it's happened.
Speaker 1: That'd be great fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, brisney Land's always kind of been my favorite, so
Speaker 2: it should be fun.
Speaker 1: You have said whenever you come back from Bruce Vegas,
Speaker 1: he goes, I think I could live in Brisbane Mitchell.
Speaker 1: He says it every time.
Speaker 2: It turns out a lot of people there are quite conservative,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, why do I resonate so much with
Speaker 2: this play?
Speaker 1: Maybe not? All right? We love you get in touch
Speaker 1: a couple of mitch'es. A d m me if you
Speaker 1: want to prank Mitch, and we will see you all
Speaker 1: prank dah sorry, Dare. If you want to prank me,
Speaker 1: go for Goldly Goosey. I've tried. I've never done it
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think you've tried. I think I have,
Speaker 2: but I've just tried to prank me terrible.
Speaker 1: I think I've tried to plan it and it never worked.
Speaker 1: And I freaked out right.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, I've never been pranked at all on
Speaker 2: any of the podcasts I've done. I'm always fucking with others.
Speaker 1: We're terrified of pranking year, but I'm also.
Speaker 2: Kind of off pranks in general at the moment, So
Speaker 2: I think prank culture has changed. You haven't done a
Speaker 2: prank all year, we haven't.
Speaker 1: Dot Wiggins as well. She had that four So she's recovering. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's fine, but.
Speaker 2: She's non verbal.
Speaker 1: At the moment.
Speaker 2: Only word she can remember is.
Speaker 1: Very high pitch from Dot. That's because that's the medication.
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll see you guys next week. Have a
Speaker 1: great one. Thanks for listening to the show and catch your.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to eighty D Brief. This is our secret segment
Speaker 2: on the end. Did you have to introduce adydbrief without me? Like?
Speaker 2: Yes it is?
Speaker 1: Did you find it weird? Because I found it weird.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't nail it. I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 1: I said, welcome to add Brief. Oh, Mitchell, does this normally?
Speaker 2: I don't know what he says one hundred and sixty times.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we don't fuck around, nothing scripted. I didn't know what.
Speaker 2: You really don't absorb lyrics or words.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm telling you, I'm not well.
Speaker 2: Did you just absorb the cadence of how I say
Speaker 2: it rather than what I actually say? Yes, I welcome
Speaker 2: to ady d brief. Yes, that's exactly what I do.
Speaker 2: I hear words of lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not well. You know, it's so funny. Our
Speaker 1: therapist is so unconventional because she is the one that
Speaker 1: told me to go and go on dates and go
Speaker 1: on the apps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's that unconventional? Well, I mean you could see
Speaker 2: what was best fresh.
Speaker 1: Out of well five months out of a breakup, and
Speaker 1: she went, I think you need to go on the apps.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that's something that someone would normally suggest.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, I like it.
Speaker 2: She gives very very specific advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah she does.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, you do two bar classes a week.
Speaker 2: Throw a yoga in there as well. Oh, I can
Speaker 2: do easy.
Speaker 1: She was telling me what musicly bars to eat at
Speaker 1: one point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, she's good, that's what I need.
Speaker 1: How cute the reception is too, when they text you,
Speaker 1: it's so easy.
Speaker 2: I'm like you with lyrics. I don't absorb faces. I
Speaker 2: don't remember.
Speaker 1: Oh I do, I know I talked to everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, I don't remember. I'm good with faces. Actually,
Speaker 2: if I saw her in the street, it'd bother me
Speaker 2: for hours. I'm like, where have I seen that?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Where have I seen her before?
Speaker 1: See? Oh? No, straight away, I will know.
Speaker 2: I've only been to one appointment so far.
Speaker 1: I oh, really, yeah, she's y, busy, she's hard to
Speaker 1: get on the cancelation list. I'm on the cancelation.
Speaker 2: I wonder who's high on the list.
Speaker 1: I canceled the other day, and yes, you may have
Speaker 1: got us so low in the list.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: No, I couldn't make it. But you know, speaking of
Speaker 1: that talking to people, I went on and had a
Speaker 1: date the other night, and it was on a rooftop
Speaker 1: in Bondai and it was like tightly packed. There was
Speaker 1: like six six like single or double seats overlooking the ocean.
Speaker 1: And I was sitting there waiting for this person to
Speaker 1: arrive and we never met. I slid into their DM
Speaker 1: is a new one. Shit and I was like, cool, okay, are.
Speaker 2: There on the go? I can't keep up anymore. What
Speaker 2: are we up to? Nine?
Speaker 1: I've called now, I've called the roster back. There's a
Speaker 1: you know, an average four. Okay, it's fine, but just
Speaker 1: chatting like I'm on yah, you miss me? No, no,
Speaker 1: I caet it and I'm not. They all know, like,
Speaker 1: we're not exclusive. We're just chatting anyway, And he was
Speaker 1: forty five minutes late, and I was like, well, shit,
Speaker 1: so I need to chat to I can't sit here
Speaker 1: in silence.
Speaker 2: Also, you've got so much in common, you're not prompt.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I was like, but normal. Normally, I
Speaker 1: think if you went on a date someone to be
Speaker 1: pissed off at their forty five minutes light.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, don't even worry about anyone gets it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's truly me So that I lean to the
Speaker 1: table next to me. Oh, we gossip. We have so
Speaker 1: much fun. Anyway, this guy gets gets to the venue
Speaker 1: and he comes up. We say hi, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my hug Yeah we hugged. He's on the cheek,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, on the chicken and way, God, you're talking.
Speaker 2: Living vicariously God, first dates are awkward.
Speaker 1: No, I love a first date. I love I love it.
Speaker 2: It's a fun feeling, but it's also just like a
Speaker 2: bit nerve wracking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was definitely nervous, but the forty five
Speaker 1: minutes are pure fucking nothing before him definitely killed it
Speaker 1: and had a spicy no.
Speaker 2: But if you were sitting there by yourself, you would
Speaker 2: have gotten in your own head about it.
Speaker 1: I was a bit That's why I did this. I
Speaker 1: turned to the couple next to me and they had
Speaker 1: medals on. I went, did you guys run a marathon? Oh?
Speaker 1: We gossip, we laugh, We gossip, we laugh because we have.
Speaker 1: I've become best friends with these two girls next to me,
Speaker 1: to the point where they go the sun is sitting,
Speaker 1: can we get Bondai photos? So I stand up and
Speaker 1: it's overlooking Bondai anyway. The guy comes up, he meets me,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, I've actually been here for about
Speaker 1: five minutes, but I didn't want to cut because I
Speaker 1: saw you with your friends taking photos and and I'm like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know these girls.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know their names. Like these people, I'm
Speaker 2: killing time, babe.
Speaker 1: He goes, I actually felt like I was intruding because
Speaker 1: I'd made you wait so long I didn't want to
Speaker 1: come up and then ruin a fun time. It is awful,
Speaker 1: But yeah, a long story, Short, don't put me near
Speaker 1: people because I will talk to them.
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 2: It was weird when Short and I had our one
Speaker 2: year anniversary. We sort of recreated the first date in
Speaker 2: the sense that we went to the same spot, the
Speaker 2: same bar we had the first date at, but also
Speaker 2: we actually met. Is it the what's that one in
Speaker 2: circular key? Is it the MCAC temporary? Y hear the
Speaker 2: fairies and shit? So on the first date, that's where
Speaker 2: we met. He was like, I'll just wait outside MCA,
Speaker 2: I'll meet you there, and so that's where we also
Speaker 2: met on the night of the anniversary, and just because
Speaker 2: we were reliving it so exactly, I was fucking nervous.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've known this man for you. Am
Speaker 2: I so nervous?
Speaker 1: That's really It's really true.
Speaker 2: I was like, I feels like a first date.
Speaker 1: That's very cute. Yeah, that makes me sad. Who just
Speaker 1: beautiful lover is real? Who messaged who on hinge first?
Speaker 2: He messaged me first? But I mustn't have seen the notification,
Speaker 2: or maybe I had them turned off or something, and
Speaker 2: I didn't see it for a couple of days. And
Speaker 2: then I did that thing where I wrote back and
Speaker 2: went sabre, Yeah, didn't see the message, which everyone says,
Speaker 2: but I actually meant it. It was the complete truth,
Speaker 2: and I thought I might have missed my shot here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then no, it was fine. But we didn't spend
Speaker 2: much time on hinge before. Like he kind of cut
Speaker 2: to the chase and said, want to get a drink?
Speaker 2: I was like, sure, you know, then he gave me
Speaker 2: his number.
Speaker 1: Interesting I heard choice Ivann in an interview was like,
Speaker 1: the best thing to do in you're dating is meet
Speaker 1: up in real life as soon as you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I I kind of agree with that.
Speaker 1: I agree the longer you keep it on the apps,
Speaker 1: I think the higher chance of it dying. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like an IVF baby, It's like, get it out
Speaker 1: of that patriotash. You know.
Speaker 2: It's just volatile, which is easier said than done because
Speaker 2: you're not always available to like go on multiple dates
Speaker 2: a week at the drop of a hat. But on
Speaker 2: this occasion, when he said, do you want to grab
Speaker 2: a jing on Thursday.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I went on three dates this
Speaker 1: week because I've had the week off, I'm on holiday,
Speaker 1: and I have nights and I never normally have nights.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, have you got one tonight as well?
Speaker 1: I do have one tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my god, this is a this is a third wheel,
Speaker 2: this is a fifth date. Wait, same person? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: wow yeah interesting.
Speaker 1: So does something I'm in like a situationship?
Speaker 2: Oh? Probably? That must be so confusing for him and you.
Speaker 2: But basically him, we've had.
Speaker 1: The discussion of like'sn't you know, it's just what it is.
Speaker 1: It's nothing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this would surprise you. But I'm
Speaker 2: not someone who fucking thrives in situationship. That really fucks
Speaker 2: with my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine now. I'm there's bits of like
Speaker 1: I want more attention, but I'm like, wait, no, when
Speaker 1: it's not a relationship, we're just like having fun and
Speaker 1: dating and that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate situationships. I've never had them, so I need
Speaker 1: these experiences. That's what I am. You wouldn't have, That's
Speaker 1: what our therapists have said. She goes, you've never had
Speaker 1: a situationship. You've never had a friendship.
Speaker 2: You've had more fucking situationships than hot dinner. This is
Speaker 2: my first one, So I need to have them.
Speaker 1: I need to.
Speaker 2: I find them too confusing, so do I.
Speaker 1: But I've got to try it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Even with Sean, before we were like official official, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, what is this. Yeah, that's a hard conversation.
Speaker 2: He's meeting my friends, but I don't know how to
Speaker 2: introduce him. This is my friend.
Speaker 1: Well that's what you said to me. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing someone to this thing on yeah, this night,
Speaker 1: and I don't you meet him, Amica. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: very sweet when I met him for the first time.
Speaker 1: Oh of course, it was clearly very nervous. Did you
Speaker 1: kiss on the first day?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, you didn't kiss on the cheek?
Speaker 2: Well, it got to a point where it was kind
Speaker 2: of obvious that he wasn't going to make that first move,
Speaker 2: so I was like, fine, I'm gonna have to. Oh.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't until like the third day, the third day,
Speaker 2: but I was like, fuck this, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: be the one to initiate this.
Speaker 1: You didn't kiss into the third date? Wow, that's so interesting.
Speaker 1: To me, I am, I don't know what it is
Speaker 1: about me, but I go right in for the move.
Speaker 2: I don't blame you. That's fine for a kiss. I
Speaker 2: mean I also didn't mind him not kissing me on
Speaker 2: the first date, because this was my first date in
Speaker 2: a long time. Yeah, Like this was off the back
Speaker 2: of the pandemic and also me just not particularly being
Speaker 2: in the mood to date. Yeah, of course, so this
Speaker 2: kind of was. And it was off the back of
Speaker 2: a fucking situation ship actually, So yeah, I had a
Speaker 2: situationship earlier in the year and then met Sean in June,
Speaker 2: and I was kind of like, oh, I haven't got
Speaker 2: on a proper date. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, well, I'm really loving the date the date life.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I invited this guy to the drag
Speaker 1: Race down Under finale party because you're normally my date
Speaker 1: to events, like we got to events together.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I couldn't make it that night. My drink had
Speaker 2: been spiked.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's not why I bring it up again.
Speaker 1: But you couldn't go, and I was like, fuck, So
Speaker 1: I invited this guy. I let you want to come
Speaker 1: stand throw a great party. Oh my god. The team
Speaker 1: at STAN really know how to put it on.
Speaker 2: That's true, but it was this is triggering. Remember the
Speaker 2: first season of Drag Race fucking premiere event and I
Speaker 2: lost my airport at the opera House.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What was that was mercury and retrograde. No.
Speaker 2: I was just listening to you taking your guy and
Speaker 2: we heard her and I went, did you hear something drop?
Speaker 2: And you went no. So I just didn't look.
Speaker 1: I'm such a terrible friend.
Speaker 2: And then we opened went everywhere. We did that for
Speaker 2: the sound effect.
Speaker 1: Now to pick up clean my u wax off them.
Speaker 1: We were sitting there talking to Rita Aura and then
Speaker 1: you're like, I need to track them on find my friends.
Speaker 1: And then they were under the seats. It said like
Speaker 1: in the opera House. You couldn't get more remote.
Speaker 2: I called them back and I said, I'm looking at
Speaker 2: the find my app right now. It's in the fucking
Speaker 2: theater we were in. This is my seat number, go
Speaker 2: find it. And they're like, nap, not there. Sorry, obviously
Speaker 2: someone saw a fucking score.
Speaker 1: What you know.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, free AirPods one not Oh I get
Speaker 2: I get you, you obvious see what happened with my glasses?
Speaker 1: Of course, free score.
Speaker 2: Someone saw me concust on the ground and thought they're
Speaker 2: now I'm going.
Speaker 1: To take that. I'm liking the round look on you.
Speaker 1: Oh the glass I haven't seen them on you. I
Speaker 1: have seen round, but they were a nice style.
Speaker 2: These aren't them, you know? No, I know the ones
Speaker 2: I'm wearing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I know because I saw them in
Speaker 1: the photo it lost Mitchell. Yeah, I do know what
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 2: This is my understudy pair, because you know how I
Speaker 2: said I was tossing up between cheap glasses and the
Speaker 2: expensive one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They must have tricked me because after I paid for
Speaker 2: the expensive one, when I went to pick them up,
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, didn't we tell you there's a
Speaker 2: buy one, get one half price. You can have the
Speaker 2: second one, the understudy pair, the second favorite.
Speaker 1: You can have them to Oh I hate that.
Speaker 2: So they threw the frames in for free. I just
Speaker 2: had to pay for the lens. So I was like,
Speaker 2: it'll be good to have a spare.
Speaker 1: Clearly you needed something. So these are new as well.
Speaker 2: But the spare, Yeah, but they're a bit generic. They're
Speaker 2: not like a new glasses, like, oh new glasses. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't even notice that were new. I didn't exactly
Speaker 2: case impoint. I didn't know these are the understudy glasses
Speaker 2: for a reason.
Speaker 1: You're good, though, Would you got contacts? Nah? Take the
Speaker 1: glasses off for a sec. Yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 1: know you with or without glasses. To me, you're not
Speaker 1: a glasses person or a non glasses person.
Speaker 2: That's true because there are some people who when they
Speaker 2: take their glasses off, I go.
Speaker 1: Fuck Jesus, is that what you look like a little
Speaker 1: molly shit?
Speaker 2: I don't recognize them without glasses. But I feel like
Speaker 2: people have seen enough of me without glasses that it's
Speaker 2: not that jarring.
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't feel much content in glasses?
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 1: You don't feel much content? Like you're not online in
Speaker 1: glasses much.
Speaker 2: But I have to because I'm looking at a screen.
Speaker 2: The stress, Yeah, I know the stress, but my tension
Speaker 2: headaches have gotten much better. Good. But what it's worth,
Speaker 2: Even though I've gone through a real ordeal in losing
Speaker 2: my gorgeous glasses, at least they work.
Speaker 1: When does mercury leave retrograde?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's out. It was out of that, which is
Speaker 2: when all of the nonsense went down.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that incident after not on
Speaker 1: the cloud. Oh really, well, yeah, I need more info.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure you're okay. I want to
Speaker 1: find the culprit.
Speaker 2: I don't know who the culprit is.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but I want to get some I
Speaker 1: want to get some more info. I can sniff it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we were out on Oxford Street at
Speaker 1: the same night and I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: So, while you're wandering down Oxford Street, did you see
Speaker 2: a pair of glasses?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't, fuck but I did step on something.
Speaker 1: I thought that could have been a croissot or mitchill
Speaker 1: Koons's glasses and kept walking.
Speaker 2: You trod on my glasses, and there's this big crunch
Speaker 2: some of Did you hear something you went?
Speaker 1: No, nothing, wouldn't surprise me. All right, let's go, let's
Speaker 1: get out of here. Great to have you back. No,
Speaker 1: we don't have to.
Speaker 2: Are we done?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you need to throw in there?
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: three percent better today. That's all. So, So we do,
Speaker 2: so we do, so we do, we do this, So
Speaker 2: we do?
Speaker 1: He did. He was very good. He was very good.
Speaker 1: Louis opened up about his first threesome, No, his third threesome.
Speaker 1: Good for him threesome, can't relate?
Speaker 2: What was that special about the third one?
Speaker 1: He was in Greece, right, and he had two gorgeous
Speaker 1: American men they're in a relationship, and he was the
Speaker 1: third and he loved the experience. He was very open.
Speaker 1: He actually messaged me after and was like, you have
Speaker 1: a weird knact like I don't. I never ever thought
Speaker 1: i'd divulge any of that information, but you just pulled
Speaker 1: it out of me.
Speaker 2: How did that come up?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even that was just flirty energy.
Speaker 1: He is a gorgeous man, all right, we get it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying he's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: He's gorgeous and out of my league. But nice to
Speaker 1: be friends with, nice to have a hot friend.
Speaker 2: Always say that out of my leg It's true. I've
Speaker 2: seen some of the twinks you're plowing through at the moment.
Speaker 1: No more. Didn't realize my family listening to this podcast, sir,
Speaker 1: what happened? I've just heard things? Well, which one?
Speaker 2: What have your family hurt too much?
Speaker 1: I had a family dinner. It was my sister's thirtieth
Speaker 1: this week, have your birthday, Becky.
Speaker 2: Oh, Detective Beckytiveective Becky, you're under arrested, Detective Becky. It's
Speaker 2: just the least intimidating detective name ever. Like, if I
Speaker 2: was in my house and I heard all these police
Speaker 2: sirens coming towards, swarmed in there, surrounding me in the
Speaker 2: front yard. They've got the fucking guns out, they've got
Speaker 2: the megaphone. Come out with your hands up. It's Detective Becky.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I could probably take that bitch. I'm
Speaker 2: not scared at all.
Speaker 1: No, she's tough.
Speaker 2: Okay, the name Biggie.
Speaker 1: Such a cute little mate.
Speaker 2: So what did they hear on the podcast that you said,
Speaker 2: just some like the.
Speaker 1: Dating stories and they heard the Melbourne episode.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah. Isn't it the worst when there's family listening?
Speaker 2: Because Shawan's family listened to this podcast. There's so many
Speaker 2: stories I'd love to tell, but I can't knowing that
Speaker 2: they're listening. Like I'd love to tell the story about
Speaker 2: how we went away to Bogingate and I forgot my
Speaker 2: douche so we had to go to the nearby pet
Speaker 2: shop to buy a guinea pig. Feeder to use in
Speaker 2: lieu of the douche. But I can never tell that story.
Speaker 2: You'll never hear it. No, never ever ever?
Speaker 1: Did it have the ball in the end of the tip?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it didn't work.
Speaker 1: Did you pry the ball out with players?
Speaker 2: No? No, we gave up on the guinea pig feeder
Speaker 2: as a douche. What else did we buy?
Speaker 1: We want a few options, I remember because you message
Speaker 1: got a turkey based I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a turkey baster. It didn't work. Not
Speaker 2: enough pressure in the street got it. Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about a pump bottle, classic pump bottle.
Speaker 2: No, we ended up getting an empty tomato sauce bottle.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's actually good. It's got a lot of body
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Actually, I've still got it in case.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just inkay, how do you get the hinds?
Speaker 2: I'm feeling towey. It wasn't hide. There was an empty
Speaker 2: one at like a reject shop, you know, God, Dick Smith? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess so. But anyway, you'll never hear me tell
Speaker 2: that story, and you.
Speaker 1: Should never tell it.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: No, I'm glad you have told you've withheld it, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's.
Speaker 2: Vulgar I'd hate for Sean's family to hear that.
Speaker 1: The story about how you used a guinea pig feeder
Speaker 1: is a douche.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that there's son is so good faith? Yeah
Speaker 2: in your ass, Yeah in Bogan Gate anyway, So we do.
Speaker 2: So we do have a great week, everyone, Great to
Speaker 2: have you back.
Speaker 1: Minchure, we missed you, arlt Silly Goose Era begins next week.
Speaker 2: It fucking better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lots of homework.
Speaker 2: If you all care about me, you'll help me. Oh,
Speaker 2: I will say by.
Speaker 1: The time this episode. Sorry, The Hot Girl Walk merch
Speaker 1: is available now. Oh shit, okay, yes, link in my bio,
Speaker 1: Mitch churry, it'll be all over my stories. The Hot
Speaker 1: Girl Walk Merch. We had some delays but the factory
Speaker 1: almost burned down, but it's back up and running and
Speaker 1: it's available now colors. It's very straightforward, and we'll put
Speaker 1: the link in the show notes, which yes we have,
Speaker 1: which exist. I love the show notes. I read them
Speaker 1: every week. All right, see you next week, guys.
Speaker 2: I just say, before we got every time, just one
Speaker 2: more thing. What on the topic of show notes, you
Speaker 2: didn't know that we did them, And I said to you,
Speaker 2: you would think during a week off, I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: to worry about the podcast at all, but fuck I
Speaker 2: had to hold yours in Jenna's hands. She just forgot
Speaker 2: to edit it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: That was a real issue.
Speaker 2: We came to Sunday afternoon and I'm like, has anyone
Speaker 2: edit it? And she goes, nuh no, I did my work.
Speaker 1: We all had jobs. I did all my jobs by Friday,
Speaker 1: and then Jenna goes, I forgot to edit it.
Speaker 2: But then I said to you, you need a description
Speaker 2: to go in the show notes, and you just copy
Speaker 2: and pasted one from two weeks prior that had like alright,
Speaker 2: Hey joins this TikTok school with Alright Hay. Click here
Speaker 2: to listen to all Right Hay's new podcast High Scollers.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you can't use an old show
Speaker 2: notes and this one it makes notes sense though I was.
Speaker 1: A different episode. I was trying to edit it and
Speaker 1: I sent it without editing that what happened? I thought, you, no,
Speaker 1: do you want to know what actually happened. I was
Speaker 1: on my Mac because I was tweaking the edit because
Speaker 1: Jenna fucked up. And you know, if you're on I
Speaker 1: message on the Mac and you hit enter it sends
Speaker 1: the fucking text, so I edited it and wanted to
Speaker 1: do enter new line. You've got to shift enter, I know,
Speaker 1: and it sent it to you. But I did that
Speaker 1: even enter. I know. I'm an idiot. Anyway, the show
Speaker 1: notes from last week, I wouldn't know because I haven't
Speaker 1: read them, but I'm assuming they're right. I hope. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It gives a ship, all right? Can we
Speaker 1: sign off? Any other tidbits.
Speaker 2: To add nowhere?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, idiot, Say you next week. Bye, ba
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Speaker 1: Is it just me?
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