WEBVTT - #161: Coombs Losing His Shit 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:07.600 It just really stood a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah, 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.680 race yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.120 Yeah. No, one says the word turn as an adult. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.120 Kids would be like, can I return? 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:20.360 You don't say that she as an adult? Can I return? 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.480 In your car? I want to turn. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:34.360 Michu and Mitchell coos hello, yeah, hello, and I mean you, 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.240 Mitchell code, I'm backs. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:37.640 What do I mean smart back? 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.480 Not much at all. The horniest episode of all time, 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:42.000 apparently last week, is what I was. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.800 I've heard yeah, yeah, I've heard that you were getting 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:45.360 your flirt on. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:48.120 No, no, I think our guest was getting their flirt on. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:48.640 Yeah. 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.920 I will say not to start roomors and start ship. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:55.000 But Sean did say to me, I just think that 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:58.000 Mitch and Louie would make such a good couple. It 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.320 was so lovely to hear them together. And it's like 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:03.080 mate cheery could flirt with a venus fly trap and 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.520 have good chemistry. That's just what it's like. It's a flirt. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.040 I think I'm matched with one of those on Hinde 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:11.120 this afternoon. No, louis gorgeous, and he was great, and 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:12.880 he was funny and he was charming. But I did 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:13.440 miss you. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.440 Thanks Dalin. I brought back your Sivinya, don't worry. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:17.880 Oh my god, shit from New Zealand. 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.199 Oh my god. I also brought our third wheel price 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.680 keeper generosiviny but she's not here, so I guess I'll 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:24.600 just be keeping this. 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.360 Didn't turn up. Oh my god. So you've been to 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.840 New Zealand. Yeah, was it a great trip? 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:33.200 Because just gorgeous. Honestly, I'm in that like post Travels 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:36.240 blues phase because of course my TikTok has started feeding 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.920 me all these videos of people in Queenstown and I'm like, oh, 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.920 I miss it so much, I'm yearning for it. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:43.920 So where did you? Did you just do Queenstown? 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.720 Yeah? Just like four days in Queenstown and now I'm 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.559 so keen to go back and see more of New Zealand. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.200 And I just say, the world's crispest air quality ever. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.480 I've heard that it was stunning. I had a bit 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.880 of a head cold before I left, and it was 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.120 fine in New Zealand, and then I flew back to 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.840 Sydney and there's all it's fucking smoke and it was 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.280 killing me, all the back burning. I literally out of 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.400 the plane window couldn't see the city. There was that 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.480 much smoke. So that was great from my head cold anyway, 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.080 you see here. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.239 Sorry, I'm my god watched New Zealand music. I was 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.639 going to get some New Zealand music, but I don't 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.119 want to appropriate or anything. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:17.120 I don't know if there is anything. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.520 Oh, I don't want to get in trouble. I don't 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:20.359 think I can play that. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.560 Probably Okay, So I got two snacks. You get to choose, 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.920 I guess because Jan isn't here. You can choose between 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.480 Kiwi Pooh or sheep dropping? 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:31.840 Can I hold them both? What are they? 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.920 I don't actually know, just like chocolate coated something it 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:35.600 says on there. 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:39.560 Oh, so you've got me Kiwi Pooh chocolate colored raisins. Yes, 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.079 and then you've got sheep droppings chocolate coated peanuts. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.240 Oh, peanuts are raisins. That's what your choice is? 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.120 Peanuts ras? What do I want? I think I'm going 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:48.760 to go peanuts. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.560 Yeah, Jenny can have the Kiwi Poo and you can 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:52.519 have the sheep shit. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:55.079 You're so thoughtful, Mitchell. 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:56.440 There's another thing though, hang on. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:57.200 Oh wow. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.280 So literally the whole time I was in Queenstown, I 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:02.720 kept seeing this gorgeous rock and crystal shop. Oh yeah, 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.840 it was called Hetty's or something. It sounds like heterosexuals. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.120 I mean like, oh, I want to pop in there. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.720 I want to pop in there. And then as I've 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:14.000 got my suitcase ordered the uber to the airport, my 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.040 friend goes, fuck the crystal shops right there. You should 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:17.560 pop in while you've got a chance. The uber was 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.560 coming in four minutes. I ducked in and got you 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:20.800 and Jenna a little crystal. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.760 Oh stop it. You went to Hetty's. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:24.840 Yeah, I went to Hetty's so for you, I got 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:28.840 the the Stone of Protection because you're in your slut 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:31.480 era and I don't want you catching any nasty shit. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.760 Lovely, she's got one prep pill in it that's so sweet. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.520 It's like a little cluster of rocks. So it kind 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:38.920 of looks like a ball sacked too. 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:43.480 It does, and it's like a metal mesh sack. Yeah, 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.360 with like a whole bunch of different crystals in it. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:47.240 And the prices on the midge that's not cheap. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.280 With the Oh shit, I didn't realize there's prices on that. 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:50.200 It's impressive. 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:51.600 Its supposed to be there. And then Jenna, I got 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.320 the stone of balance because you know she's a workaholic. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:55.880 She needs some balance and she's a klutz. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.440 You know. Yeah, I'm gonna wear this the whole show. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.240 Oh gorgeous? Is it? 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.240 I should? Oh? Mitchell, I love it so much. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.160 Have you tried your sheep shit? 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.040 It'd be rude for me not to try them, because 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.560 sheep are very famously kiwi right, because. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.080 I didn't see one sheep? Can you believe? Really, the 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:13.520 whole time I was a New Zealand, I was keeping 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:14.920 an eye out, did not see one sheep. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:20.320 The sheep droppings are delicious. I try them. 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.360 Oh yeah, amaze. By the way, that's not what sheep 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.040 droppings actually look like. I can bount. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:26.080 Yeah, you would know. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:27.400 I've seen it definitely. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.400 Oh well, Mitchull, that's very sweet. I'm glad you had 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.120 a fun time and we did. We did miss you. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:36.039 I missed you. It's like when you work with someone, 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.239 we're basically in a partnership. I can finish your sentence 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.000 as you can finish mine. I don't have to like 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.599 teeth things up for you, you know. Not no shade 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.080 towards Louis, but you know it was like not the. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.400 Usual he's saying it was hopeless. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:48.520 He was, well, I had an erection the whole time, 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.280 so there was no blood in my brain. So I 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.839 don't really remember what happened, but I do know that 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.200 it got horny, and everyone said this was the horniest episode. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.599 I've seen a few people say that, you guys are 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.640 just flirting. So I remember saying, oh, it's single on 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.120 because I couldn't remember easy. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.120 Louis ye single and the episode dropped on his one 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:07.599 year single anniversary. Hey, he spoke about it. Have you 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.520 listened to the episode? No? Will you? 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.119 So I did listen to, like maybe the first five 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.800 minutes of you and Louis together, and I realized maybe 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.000 maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough to listen to my 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.520 podcast without me, because I just felt too foam are we? 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.039 And jealous? I was like, no, I can't do it. 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.000 Oh, I can't do it. Oh, I get that. It's 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.280 like seeing you know your ex for. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.119 The first He sounded good, and he said something about 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.560 he did compliment me and said, like, I'm filling in. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.359 That's a lot of pressure. Heavy is the head that 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.720 wears the Mitchell Kombs crown, That's what he said, and 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.240 so I was like, great, I've got a compliment. I 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:40.120 can stop listening now. 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.320 He was very respectful of you, which was good, which 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.640 is good. All right, Well should we start the show? 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.920 We mayo of sheep dropping at a ballsack around my neck. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:49.760 This is going to be best show out you like, 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.359 if it is your first time listening, welcome to Is 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.159 it just me? Every week we start the show the 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.640 same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.760 that iems Mitch doesn't know my ijem, I don't know his, 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.799 and we riff what's. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:02.120 The other about? 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:06.760 This week? Mine is actually is continuing on the horniness theme. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.760 I guess it's an observation that I had of where 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.159 I am the most horny, and I think it will 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.480 truly shock you, but I also think people can relate. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.640 It's not like parked out a primary school. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:23.040 Is oh, doctor surgery, Oh we've all seen those times. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:27.000 I'd say that, oh my god, shocking. I know the 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:30.480 malpractice in those medical institutes I. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:34.040 Know, and it's all it's like fun sized boys. 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.840 I'm like parent trap dot Com. I'm like what And 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.240 it always is like an anal examination. I'm like, that's 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.240 an eighteen year old, he's got nothing wrong with his 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.599 prostates so off, and they've got a clipboard. I'm up, 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.040 what's on that clipboard. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:47.840 That I don't want to know? 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:49.239 I really don't. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.080 So my agim is kind of about the not so 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:55.159 great things about the New Zealand troop. I guess because 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:57.200 it was beautiful, it was wonderful, but there was a 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:59.480 couple of things that, you know, a couple of things 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.720 that were fun. Okay, I don't want to dwell on 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.720 the negatives, but I am all right, Well. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.440 Then let's get yours over and done with. I think, sure, 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.159 let's do. We can get to my horning this later. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:07.919 Let's go. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:14.040 Is it just me? Did anyone else get a little 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.440 bit fucked over by mercury and retrograde? 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.880 Oh? This you've used this egen before? 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.920 Yeah, well, mercury is in retrograde every so often, and 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:22.960 I still stand by it. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:26.040 Well, I'll have you know. We had our astrologist on 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.480 the show and I'm immune to mercury and retrograde doesn't 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.120 affect me, I. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.640 Know, which is bullshit. I actually message her the other 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:35.320 day because I didn't know mercury was in retrograde, and 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.720 I was like, there's just so much disarray occurring in 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.760 my life at the moment. What's happening? And so I 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.760 literally messaged at Strotash and I said, what's the go 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.160 and she goes, I've just read your chart really quick, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.520 and yeah, Mercury's come out of retrograde as of like 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.320 the sixteenth or something. So it all added up, and 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.480 it all depends on what time you were born, in 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.800 what place, your fucking rising sign all that crap. But 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.360 I don't know, of course, but this particular retrograde dis 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:03.800 kind of affected travel and general organization, which totally checked 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:05.840 out because I kept losing everything. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.160 Oh, I don't think that's mercury. I don't think that's 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.480 anything to do with the planet Mercury. Mitchell, excuse me, am. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.360 I not usually quite organized. You are out of character 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:14.280 for me to lose shit. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:14.680 Yeah. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:18.040 First thing I lost was before I even left the country. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.760 I was at Sydney Airport. I'd gotten past the point 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.000 of you know, checking in your bag security all that crab. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.720 I was near my gate waiting to fly to Queenstown. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.360 I popped to the bathroom and I felt my passport 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.480 and boarding pass in my jacket pocket. And as I'm 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.160 sitting down on the toilet, I was like, oh shit, 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.160 I can't lose these. That would be really bad if 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:36.400 these fell out of my pocket. So I'm going to 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.240 put it on that ledge on the toilet, And then 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.240 of course I just got up, flushed, wandered off and 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:42.880 left it there. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:43.160 Oh. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.840 I realized pretty quick though, Shit, I left my passport 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:48.680 in the took So I went back to the exact 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.520 cubicle that I used, and some guy was sitting there 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:55.560 doing a monstrous shit for twenty fucking minutes, and at 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.440 one point he could tell that I was lurking outside 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.120 the cubicle. Oh no, I must have been able to 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.199 see under the gap on your feet. You get to 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:01.760 see my feet. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.120 You're an anxious tapper, you're an anxious waiter. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.200 Would yeah, you would have been pacing. And he just 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.839 saw these little fucking white crocs at the toilet cubicle floor. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.680 And at one point, without getting up or pulling up 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.080 his pants, he just opened the cubicle to look at 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.760 me like are you right, and I just went hi, sorry, 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.200 I just wanted to look for my slams the door. No, 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.880 he just looked at me like, can you stop lurking 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.800 at the toilet, and so anyway, twenty minutes past he leaves, 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.560 the passport wasn't even in there. Oh no, and so 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.520 I thought, fuck, fuck fuck, Hopefully some good Samaritan has 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.040 checked my past scene that I'm boarding at fifty five 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.160 and put it there. Thankfully they did good. So I 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.280 got it back. I got it back. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.199 Oh, someone took it to the to the lounge, but 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:42.000 they saw your gate. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.440 They handed it to the staff because they saw what 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.200 gate I was boarding at. And I was like, oh, thanks, fuck, 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:48.200 it's logically that's what I would have done. So and 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:49.959 checked and they had it and they said, by the way, 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.480 love your videos, and I was like, oh. 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.520 Fuck, oh very sweet, oh very sweet. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:57.720 Now they know that I'm an idiot, and so can. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:01.200 I firstly, just yeah, love you. That's not me retrograde. No, 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.360 it's not. It's because you booked the trip the day before. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.959 That's just because you're stressed and you're unorganized. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:06.800 That's true. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.200 So I'm not sold yet, but I'm willing to be convinced. 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.440 Well, I don't normally do spontaneous travel, so it was 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.200 a little bit too good to be true. I was like, 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.560 surely something's going to go wrong. Because this has been 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.920 so on a whim. I just had this gut feeling 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.160 that something was going to go wrong. Okay, so the passport, yep, 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.880 the passport, and then we get to New Zealand. I 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.160 check into the room, and then my friend and I 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:29.280 are going out to dinner and at some point I've 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.360 lost A my room key and b my bank card. 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.319 Oh fuck yeah. 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.920 The two most imperative items on a holiday. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.640 Literally, And it was out of hours and I was 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.160 just fully preparing myself to sleep on the street. I 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.440 was like, this is the only option I have. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.439 Wait, did you lose your whole wallet or did they 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.199 both just fall out? 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:46.560 And I didn't want to lose the whole wallet, so 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.720 I just took the two cards I needed, didn't I But. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.439 That's that's not like you. I know, that's very out 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.400 of character. They would have just fallen out of my pocket. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:55.000 Because I had the head cold, I was reaching for 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.720 tissues all the time, and so I retraced my steps, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.840 went to the fucking pubn No sign of them. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.040 As you took bag, you normally carry your little bum bag. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.880 I'm a mootpacky. No, I didn't take that with me. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.120 I just took the two cards, but so you normally 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.280 have that, that's where you'd normally put it. Yeah, I 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:09.920 know that's true. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:11.000 It's a very out of character. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.880 Well, I think that's the fucking planet's just, you know, 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.720 putting bad luck on my side. So I never recovered 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.640 though it is. Thankfully I'm the twenty four hour security 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.040 guy let me into my room, so that was fine. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.400 You lost your bank card in New Zealand. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:22.360 Yeah, I had to get a new one. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:23.160 Do you have to cancel it? 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:23.480 Yeah? 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.959 Oh my, that is the biggest fuck around. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.559 I actually wanted to kind of catch them out. I 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.040 didn't cancel it at first, so I was like, I'm 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.400 going to keep an eye my traincation and see where 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.480 they're spending my shit, but no one did. After a 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:37.120 few days, I'll just cancel it. And now I'm getting 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.040 all these emails like, oh, your fucking phone bill failed 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.640 because the card on file doesn't work. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.400 Oh that's the fucking worst thing of the world. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.959 Such a pain. Yeah, okay, the worst of it hasn't 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:49.760 even come. So passport, bank, card, room care, all things 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.679 that I've lost, very out of character. The planets are 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:55.120 fucking with me. The worst example was when I got 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:59.880 back to Sydney, and you know, I had an autometrist 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:02.280 to pointment recently. I doo, Yeah, you told me getting 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.360 new prescription glasses. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.839 They'll look good, they'll reshape your face. I'm looking forward 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:06.080 to it. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.880 There were two pairs of glasses. I could choose between 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:12.439 two frames. One of them was like seventy percent off. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:15.959 It was ninety dollars or something bargain. The other one 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.200 was like five hundred and something. And I was like, oh, 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.480 I really like the xy one, don't I. They're way cute. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.280 They were like tortoise shell with a bit of black 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:24.959 and blue. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.640 Gorgeous, treat yourself. They were them every day. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.640 Well, that's the thing. I thought, it's an investment. You know, 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.319 I could have these for years. Even if I have 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.240 to update the prescription, I can keep the frame. So 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:36.160 fuck it, I'm going to splurge on the expensive glasses. Yeah, 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:38.880 the five hundred dollar ones nice. And then they said, okay, 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:40.920 five hundred dollars for the frames. I'm now a further 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:44.080 three hundred for the lenses. So we're talking, oh what's 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:44.880 that mass shit? 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:46.040 Eight eight eight? 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:50.400 Yeah, we're talking eight hundred dollars glasses. They're gone, Oh. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.080 You left the you lost the glasses, Oh matter. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:53.880 They're gone. 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:56.520 Where did you lose through the airport? 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.520 I don't know. No, this was back in Sydney. I 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:02.040 actually don't. But I've looked everywhere they could possibly be 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:04.600 and you splurged and you got what did they look 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:06.880 like you? Did you have a selfie? I want to yes, again, 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.040 I was doing detective work. There's photos of me that 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:12.040 night at five point thirty in the afternoon wearing the 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.040 gorgeous glasses. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:17.800 Oh, they're round, they look so nice on you. They gorgeous, gorgeous. Yeah. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.360 And then by six point thirty there's a photo of 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.440 me wearing my friend's sunglasses instead. So at some point 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.400 I've taken them off, but I've got no idea where 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:25.760 they are. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.199 Hang on, you're also on a rooftop, right, Yeah. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.400 So this was just my friend's place for pre drinks 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.280 and then we went out and then I don't know 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:37.319 where they could possibly be. Because the long story short is, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.600 my friends are ninety percent convinced that my drink was 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.400 spiked that night, and so that doesn't help with the 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.200 lost glasses because I don't remember much of the night. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.360 Oh well, then if you drink was spiked and your 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.440 glasses are lost. You're not. I think you've got bigger 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:50.079 fish to fry. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.559 Do you reckon that whoever spiked my drink was just 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.160 jealous of the glasses and they wanted. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:56.360 To I don't actually think that's how drink spiking were. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.640 I think they normally after something else. Your drink was 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.920 actually spiked, though, that's terrify Well. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:04.760 I don't actually have any proof, right. Basically, it wasn't 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.240 until the next day that my friend said to me, 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.800 we're pretty sure your drink was spiked because you weren't 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:12.960 yourself at all, and also I didn't even have that 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:14.200 much to drink, so you. 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.559 Had pre drinks and then you went out on Oxford Street. Yeah. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:17.920 I had a couple of lines and my friends and 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.280 then went to a bar on Oxford Street. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:19.560 Yep. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.200 And I don't remember anything after that. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.880 Really. Yeah, wait, this is I means it genuinely scary. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:27.480 I don't know, I don't remember it. 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.800 So okay, hold on, have you been spiked before? He said, 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:30.080 how you? 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:30.520 No? No? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.440 No, no, no no. So you know me, even if I've 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.760 had a fuck ton to drink, I'm still mobile. I 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.120 can get myself home and I can recognize, Oh shit, 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.040 I better grab an uber now, I'm going to head home. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.640 You're strikingly capable. You can always get us to a portal, 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.920 and I'm always grab very high functioning. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.960 Yeah, but yeah, apparently I was not at all. And 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.920 this part I do remember. Yeah, I was trying to 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.560 order an Uber, but I literally just couldn't do it. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:57.360 And it was kind of like an out of body 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.840 experience where I was like, I know how to do this. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.600 I kind of do it, and then I literally just 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:06.560 blacked out in a fucking gutter. And that's why I've 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.360 got this bandage on my hand. By the way, I 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.440 was wondering, why you cut my hand? I cut my elbow. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.440 I've got this mad fucking bruise. I hit my head. 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.320 There's a bump on here because just out of nowhere, 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:19.480 I was just sedated, literally and just lost all my ability. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:21.800 You with your friends, Well, at. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.120 This point, i'd try to do the usual thing where 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:28.400 I'd get myself home because I obviously registered, oh I've 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.400 had too much. This isn't good. I'm going to get home. 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.880 But whatever was in the drink, if that did happen, 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.520 must have been fucking kicking it at that point, because 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.920 that's when I just blacked out in a gutter. And 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.680 then eventually I don't remember this part. This is just 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:45.160 what I've been told. Eventually, my friend's face timed me 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.080 and they were like, where are you? 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:47.640 What happened? 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.200 We're looking for you, We're worried. And I said, I 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.800 don't know where I am. And then one of my friends, Clay, 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:57.160 you know, he said, oh, I recognized the alley way 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.000