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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Satham, I was just flicking through Twitter last night and

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Speaker 2: I came across the thing. I don't know who this

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Speaker 2: person is, but she's put this thing up and I

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Speaker 2: could so relate to it. She said, I left a

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Speaker 2: sock in the middle of the family room to see

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Speaker 2: how long it would take before anyone else picked it up.

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Speaker 2: Then she said, update, my husband just asked me to

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Speaker 2: pass him the remote that's near the sock. It's now

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Speaker 2: become a landmark. So if she doesn't pick it up,

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Speaker 2: no one else will. And have you ever done that

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Speaker 2: where you've go to your family and saying, all right,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'll leave it there and see how

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Speaker 2: long it stays there. I've got a friend who does

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Speaker 2: the washing for her sons and she puts it on

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Speaker 2: the stairs. So the next time you go up the stairs,

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Speaker 2: can you take your washing up? They just step over

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Speaker 2: the washing and now they've taken You're just getting what

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Speaker 2: they need from their clothes on the stairs.

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Speaker 1: That's now their new wardrobe.

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Speaker 3: I saw my son, my youngest son, parkouring around the

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Speaker 3: laundry basket on the stairs. Yes, he actually looks like

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Speaker 3: in a James Bond movie.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so I just carry it up, That's what I say.

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Speaker 1: And Jack will say, oh, I didn't see it. I

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Speaker 1: so you stepped over it. Well, I didn't see it. Incredible,

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Speaker 1: isn't it.

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Speaker 2: I had this once with a suitcase. We'd come home

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Speaker 2: from holidays. I unpacked my suitcase. Harley's was in the

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Speaker 2: dining room. You know, It's not like it was in

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Speaker 2: the bedroom, which would have been annoying anyway. And I

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Speaker 2: started nagging, saying, can you do the suitcase? And I thought, no,

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Speaker 2: I won't. I won't say anymore. It was there for weeks,

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Speaker 2: and then in the end I rationalized that it doesn't

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Speaker 2: matter to him, but it matters to me.

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Speaker 1: So if I want to get rid of it, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to have to do it.

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Speaker 3: That's your thing at work. Here in the stairs. I

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Speaker 3: used the stairwell the fire stairs in the morning and

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Speaker 3: there's a napkin on the stairs, probably about on the

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Speaker 3: second floor or something. So I noticed this napkin on

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Speaker 3: the stairs. Usually I pick up bits of paper when

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Speaker 3: I've become that guy that walks around, you know, a

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Speaker 3: bit of paper, I'll just pick it up and put

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Speaker 3: in the bin. But this is just when the whole

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Speaker 3: coronavirus thing started. So I was about to pick it

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Speaker 3: up and I looked at it. I'm not picked that know,

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Speaker 3: it could be anything to have the rona on it.

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Speaker 3: So I've just left it and every morning said that

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Speaker 3: was seven weeks ago. This napkin just sits on the stairs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember after a Christmas party a couple of

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Speaker 2: years ago. This is when you and I went dressed

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Speaker 2: and my insistence as John and Yoko.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I arranged the costumes.

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Speaker 2: All you had to do was turn up and put

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Speaker 2: them on, and we looked amazing.

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Speaker 3: We looked pretty good. But I'll say this, it was

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Speaker 3: on the anniversary of John Lennon's death.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't aware of that at the time.

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Speaker 3: And we're in King's Cross dressed as John and Yoko,

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Speaker 3: and then we had to walk at considerable distance from

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Speaker 3: the cab to the venue. And this is what I

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Speaker 3: always had about fancy dress. If you can get me

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Speaker 3: into the place dressed as the person without going through

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Speaker 3: normal life, then fine. We're walking through King's Cross dressed

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Speaker 3: as John and Yoka.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's the worst part of your evening?

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Speaker 2: Remember how you left the venue? People folded you into

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Speaker 2: an uber, gave the address, and the driver refused to

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Speaker 2: take you because you incoherent, and then you've got a

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Speaker 2: lift home.

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Speaker 1: One of the girls in the time pool almost spewed

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Speaker 1: in a new car.

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Speaker 2: Why anyway, The point of this is when you mentioned

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Speaker 2: we had to walk a bit of a distance to

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Speaker 2: get there. I had got these secondhand white boots to

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Speaker 2: wear his Yoko, very uncomfortable. Wore them all night, very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: When I got home, I came in through the garage door,

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Speaker 2: chucked the boots.

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Speaker 1: In the garage.

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Speaker 2: They were there for and I'm not making this up

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Speaker 2: a year. It was a Christmas party the following year

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Speaker 2: where I said I actually will throw them out.

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Speaker 1: I kept going past and thinking, oh, the boots are

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Speaker 1: still there. Boots are still there.

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Speaker 2: And because no one else cared, no one noticed. It

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Speaker 2: took a year before I chucked them out.

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Speaker 3: What was more uncomfortable, those boots or me almost going

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Speaker 3: the spew in One of the girls at the type PIOLs.

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Speaker 1: New car ran new car.

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Speaker 3: I just remember, I said, you know, just let me

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Speaker 3: out here, make my own. He was saying. Joined the

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Speaker 3: and Amanda in the morning sm