Speaker 1: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, it's Tuesday morning. Welcominal to the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell Show. I hope you're well this morning. Good morning,
Speaker 2: Chack Posts, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Patsy, good morning
Speaker 2: you okay.
Speaker 3: Jack, Yes, I'm fine. Please move on.
Speaker 2: You ask a team member if they're okay. So it's
Speaker 2: a loaded question if I can't ask you to you guys,
Speaker 2: how are you? You know I'm not caring, guy, I am,
Speaker 2: I am good.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Thanks? Mate? Good you sure you're good.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Thank you?
Speaker 2: Everything right? You're happy to be in here for a
Speaker 2: couple of hours, of course? Excellent? Everything all right? Yes,
Speaker 2: you're not distracted? No, they need to run off anywhere. No,
Speaker 2: that's all right. This is a situation I had develop
Speaker 2: in my house yesterday. Jackie Boy called me yesterday evening
Speaker 2: in a very tense situation with my daughters. They've been
Speaker 2: asked if they all to a like a voice over
Speaker 2: for an advert and they need to play the part
Speaker 2: of my children, right. And I didn't want to explain
Speaker 2: to them that last week the sales teams said, and
Speaker 2: we'll get some professional recording artists to pretend to be
Speaker 2: your kids, and you throw and went, I'm not doing
Speaker 2: that because they'd be Australia would just sound like adults.
Speaker 2: Why would I've had an adult person pretends to be
Speaker 2: my kids? I went, Nook, just don't worry about the
Speaker 2: kid bit and they went, oh, do you want to
Speaker 2: put your kids in it? I went, let's get really
Speaker 2: complicated now. I said, their voices might not be right anyway,
Speaker 2: but look I record them, so I said the kids, Look,
Speaker 2: I just needed to record this line.
Speaker 3: So is this just a test or is this a
Speaker 3: natural thing going in the air?
Speaker 2: This is the thing.
Speaker 3: They don't have to come into the special booth and
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I do. I've got to do that Thursday. My bits,
Speaker 2: but their bits because there's only two lines, and the
Speaker 2: way they go to this, what's the what are the lines?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, just read it, okay. And they were like, well,
Speaker 2: you're being paid for this, aren't you. I went oh yeah.
Speaker 2: They went, well what are we getting from this? And
Speaker 2: then unfortunately Jack Postcoll called it this bit right and
Speaker 2: I put it on speakerphone because I was mashing the tea.
Speaker 2: It was ready to be served up and jack said
Speaker 2: to the kids when I said, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: They should have half, but they're not doing fifty percent
Speaker 2: the script.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you need them.
Speaker 2: You should be their agent. That would be really awkward.
Speaker 3: You can't move forward without them.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the client is? It's your husband's company,
Speaker 2: Patsy oh me, Oh well, we don't know. Jackie boy
Speaker 2: has many wives of many husbands in different places. So anyway,
Speaker 2: they won't read it tonight until we've agreed what the
Speaker 2: fear is. They're a standoff if they're getting fifty after
Speaker 2: But I have to explain to you don't understand o
Speaker 2: case because you're not doing half the script. Okay, so
Speaker 2: you shouldn't get fifty percent. Plus I've paid for every
Speaker 2: single element of your life. It's a bit greedy. This
Speaker 2: is how I fund your extravagant lifestyle. History of this
Speaker 2: don't take from my back pocket. It goes to you guys. Anyway,
Speaker 2: do you do you say any ostentations gifts around me?
Speaker 2: It all goes on you guys. So thanks for getting
Speaker 2: involved in that making it worse yesterday.
Speaker 1: Joe the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: In any relationship, I think there's one of the people
Speaker 2: who always lives to say I told you so. And
Speaker 2: in my relationship, that is my wife. If we were
Speaker 2: to look at her DNA under a microscope, it would
Speaker 2: rearrange itself to say I told you so, I reic
Speaker 2: and even if I rang her instead, I've been run
Speaker 2: over and I haven't got long to live.
Speaker 3: She told her so, always stepping out onto the road,
Speaker 3: looking both ways.
Speaker 2: In the clouds, think about some nonsense to talk about
Speaker 2: the next day show. You know, I've put engaged with
Speaker 2: the planet in the real world. She would just say,
Speaker 2: whatever it is. You know, she lives to say I
Speaker 2: told you so. You know I've even said to her,
Speaker 2: that is what should be on your tombstone. I told
Speaker 2: you so. You would have probably predicted your own demise
Speaker 2: as well. In any relationship, Jack, which were you on this?
Speaker 3: I think we're pretty fifty to fifty. We both love
Speaker 3: to chuck it in there. I mean, it is a
Speaker 3: sweet feeling when you get it. I told you so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, Patsy is in this situation right now. But
Speaker 2: I believe is it Chris your husband who told you so?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is, and he often tells me so. We
Speaker 4: bought this new Butte met or. I thought it was you, Butte,
Speaker 4: and I was very proud of it. Brought it home.
Speaker 4: He took one look at it, rolled up still and
Speaker 4: he said, Petrana, it's too big. It's too big for
Speaker 4: the space.
Speaker 2: I said, now I'm going to admire that that your
Speaker 2: husband I bought it just rolled up with catal. It's
Speaker 2: that that's just too big. That's quite skill.
Speaker 3: What's it a map for?
Speaker 4: It's a map that I want to go in the lounge,
Speaker 4: and I want it to go sort of half.
Speaker 2: This is what it is to be us. This is
Speaker 2: what it is to be a grown up. If I
Speaker 2: knew this is what it was to be a grown up,
Speaker 2: I would have slowed down my race to being eighteen
Speaker 2: or nineteen. I thought it was like exciting partying all
Speaker 2: nighte it. This is what my wife and I've been
Speaker 2: talking about matts and I said to my wife last week, look,
Speaker 2: get whatever you want. I don't. I don't have any
Speaker 2: opinion on match. You went, Chris, I need you to win.
Speaker 2: I've got a calorie I can motivate to having a
Speaker 2: pe on a mat Sure you're soon, say you soon.
Speaker 2: Haven't opinion if you don't like it. That might be true.
Speaker 2: Tell us about the well.
Speaker 4: He's anti met because he likes the old.
Speaker 2: Antis like an antifaxxer evans.
Speaker 4: He doesn't believe in the No, he likes the old one.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want it gone. But I've changed the cushions
Speaker 4: on that couch and it doesn't match the old mat.
Speaker 4: So I've got this new modern mat to try and
Speaker 4: funk the room.
Speaker 2: Modern man like a holidack, like a hologram is to
Speaker 2: materialize into weather rooms. No, it's not.
Speaker 4: We've got like a traditional met there, and I thought
Speaker 4: it was a bit old fashioned.
Speaker 3: So I wanted something like the rug rug right right,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of like a Japanese rolled out like made
Speaker 3: out of bamboo.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you know what these two are. You know,
Speaker 2: I think for them, they're going to be more like
Speaker 2: that old seventies kind of deep shag path then, you know,
Speaker 2: making movies at the weekend, a roaring fire.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I turned into by the way, she didn't deny it,
Speaker 4: join me on.
Speaker 2: The rug, the shagbar, sorry, way back to the rug.
Speaker 4: The rug anyway, And it turned into somehow an argument
Speaker 4: post four pm yesterday about.
Speaker 2: Time stamp on it isn't it go? We caught right now,
Speaker 2: thank you, officer. What attation was the wind blowing westerly?
Speaker 3: A stenographer read that.
Speaker 4: Straight from the record, turn into an argument about my
Speaker 4: interior design taste and anyway, I said, no, roll it out,
Speaker 4: it'll be perfect, trust me. Anyway, we rolled it out
Speaker 4: and it is.
Speaker 5: Way too big, like way too big?
Speaker 2: Do you mean way? It's actually the map that is
Speaker 2: the size of the MCG.
Speaker 3: It's like folding up either side of.
Speaker 2: The bridge is actually trapped under it right now when
Speaker 2: they're dogging you and there's a rescue mission right now
Speaker 2: to get them all out. It's just two big guys.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, did you guys experience life
Speaker 3: without masks outdoors yesterday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was strange. I still found that yesterday evening
Speaker 2: to go and do a couple of errands and people
Speaker 2: are still wandering around wearing masks even though they don't
Speaker 2: have to, but still separate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you're allowed to wear a mask, you know.
Speaker 2: It's like if you're walking down the street, you don't
Speaker 2: have to and you're not it's not a crowded street,
Speaker 2: you don't have to wear a mask. You know, it
Speaker 2: was a warm day yesterday, but every the majority of
Speaker 2: still had masks. I think there's just forgot.
Speaker 3: I was enjoying getting outside. Not that I think masks
Speaker 3: are bad. I think that they definitely helps.
Speaker 2: Byron Cookin am I trending like this job so my
Speaker 2: best friends masks.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed going out with Luna yesterday and not having
Speaker 3: to even pack a mask take it outside the house
Speaker 3: because it's going to be outdoors the whole time. Until
Speaker 3: I was walking past my favorite shop in Coburt called Yokarea.
Speaker 3: They just do yuki, and I thought, oh, this is perfect.
Speaker 3: I'll get yoki for dinner. I'll be the hero of
Speaker 3: the family. FIANC won't believe I've thought it's good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so they've specialized. So we're not
Speaker 2: going to do any of the pasta. We're just going
Speaker 2: to become masters of this.
Speaker 3: If you if a shop is only doing one thing,
Speaker 3: you know it's going to be good. And they just
Speaker 3: do yuki. So I had to wear a mask indoor
Speaker 3: inside the shop because that's still the rule. So I
Speaker 3: slipped off my T shirt under my hoodie, put my
Speaker 3: hoodie on the bare skin, and then wrap the T
Speaker 3: shirt around my face.
Speaker 2: As if you're holding the place.
Speaker 3: I did look like a an old timey bandit.
Speaker 2: Fill these bags up were the nookie.
Speaker 3: I'll take some of the bolerinnet sauce as well, but
Speaker 3: it's worth it. So I did look stupid and it
Speaker 3: gave the guy behind the counter a giggle.
Speaker 2: But so you sat indoors? Or is it just one
Speaker 2: of those pickup go places?
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, they don't have tables there.
Speaker 2: It's just ever all just COVID friendly. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's the.
Speaker 3: Shop is too small. Oh, this is the size of
Speaker 3: the shop, all right.
Speaker 2: Just you know, he's just doing his wingspan right now,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't quite work on the radio. He loves
Speaker 2: mask by the way, all right, do we clear about that?
Speaker 2: So you just pick up and get out.
Speaker 3: You just pick up your nuki. Yeah, it's like the
Speaker 3: soup Nazi INSI for you step in or your nukie
Speaker 3: step out.
Speaker 2: And tell me what what sources do they do to do?
Speaker 2: What like a pesto one?
Speaker 3: They do a pesto, They do a regue, they do
Speaker 3: some white sauces. I got the beef bowling knaise didn't
Speaker 3: eat it yesterday that is the treat for tonight's dinner.
Speaker 2: How did you appoint yourself like that? I couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: I wish I was that kind of person. If I'm
Speaker 2: buying it, I'm thinking about eating it time i'm getting home.
Speaker 2: I want to eat it straight away. It's never for
Speaker 2: me to wait two or three hours to have it
Speaker 2: that long. I can't wait a whole twenty for hours.
Speaker 2: In my mind, I might die tomorrow have it not
Speaker 2: had that? How would you do that?
Speaker 3: I forgot Byancho is at book club last night and
Speaker 3: she I don't trust myself to cook the yucky properly
Speaker 3: because it's heated up. No, you said yourself before in
Speaker 3: the past, if you get yucky.
Speaker 2: Rather fragile, isn't it? So I didn't want to go.
Speaker 3: I mean that would have been doubly said if I
Speaker 3: tried to do then yucky myself.
Speaker 2: Let's do a phone in tomorrow. What else is doubly sad?
Speaker 2: It's doubly sad.
Speaker 1: Christian Show podcast?
Speaker 2: All right, this Friday? This Friday, then the show is
Speaker 2: going all Vinyl. The music we play, We're gonna only
Speaker 2: play Vinyl records. The thing is it will sound great.
Speaker 2: You hear that crackle. I can't guarantee it's going to
Speaker 2: be a smooth ride. I can never guarantee that on
Speaker 2: any breakfast show. But obviously we're going to be relying
Speaker 2: on you to lend us to music because no radio
Speaker 2: station anywhere in the world now it's all off hard
Speaker 2: drive and so there is no there's no vinyl record
Speaker 2: library here, and so we are relying on the vinyl
Speaker 2: you own. You need to really donate a disc for
Speaker 2: us to play. A lot of those are going to
Speaker 2: come from albums, and I've recently got back into buying
Speaker 2: vinyl this year. Queuing up, you just want to hear
Speaker 2: a certain song, Yeah, streaming is actually quite easy. You
Speaker 2: need like a jeweler's eyepiece to try and work out
Speaker 2: what is track four and Satday, our eyes aren't that
Speaker 2: good anymore. Now you're trying to zoom in and you're
Speaker 2: gonna hear a lot of scratching and before we get
Speaker 2: anywhere near the song on Friday, so we need you
Speaker 2: to lend us vinyl. But this Friday, it's all vinyl,
Speaker 2: the world's greatest format.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: Let's get out grouping on Christian.
Speaker 1: Drop the needle.
Speaker 2: It's time for the Vinyl countdown. So, yeah, Friday show
Speaker 2: last all the year, all the songs we say, the
Speaker 2: last songs we play up this year will be Vinyl,
Speaker 2: the Vinyl countdown. So if you've got any Vinyl records,
Speaker 2: go grab them. Let us know what have you got.
Speaker 2: Go through your vinyl nine one, four three Before that
Speaker 2: and the email over the weekend, a very long email.
Speaker 2: Take a look at this. Oh yeah, bullet points. There
Speaker 2: are six bullet points just on the subject if I'm
Speaker 2: going to play Vinyl this Friday, be aware of these
Speaker 2: important details from a man called at school. We first
Speaker 2: meet these people who are just nemesis. Sometimes aren't they
Speaker 2: the things you realized there are going to be put
Speaker 2: out of that for the rest of your life. A
Speaker 2: new nemesis has stepped forward, right emerging out the shadows,
Speaker 2: Ralph Dunstone. He sent me this very long email with
Speaker 2: a lot of detail about what needs to happen on
Speaker 2: this Friday show. Have a listened to this. We haven't
Speaker 2: changed a word of this. This is the email.
Speaker 6: I note that Gold FM is going Vinyl on Christian
Speaker 6: O'Connell's last show for the year. Here are some important
Speaker 6: facts about using thirty year old technology. The audio technology
Speaker 6: of the eighties is predominantly in nature, and gold FM
Speaker 6: transmits high quality analog FM does it with an effective
Speaker 6: audio bandwidth of plus or minus ten thousand hertz, which
Speaker 6: is generally regarded as good high fidelity. Playing old Vinyl
Speaker 6: records on air could produce some odd and very annoying
Speaker 6: side effects unless some tricks of that era are used. One,
Speaker 6: the output from the player should use an RIAA Recording
Speaker 6: Industry Association of America equalization circuit to increase that you
Speaker 6: will have a response to the recording of plus or
Speaker 6: minus twenty decibels over twenty certain point must improve sound
Speaker 6: quality significantly.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 6: A magnetic pickup with diamond stylus incorporating damp and mechanical
Speaker 6: lifting and lowering controls should be used. This enables better
Speaker 6: track selection and reduces needle hop. It should not be
Speaker 6: operating ralph.
Speaker 2: We're you're just going to have to put up with
Speaker 2: odd sounds and sound effects of Friday Show. Most importantly,
Speaker 2: Still Goes.
Speaker 6: Should incorporate a direct DC servo motor drive. This largely
Speaker 6: eliminates low frequency rumble as well as.
Speaker 2: We can bring one of those Yeah, bring the low
Speaker 2: frequency rumble to the show. Okay, all right, what fine
Speaker 2: have you got? Let's keep Ralph happy.
Speaker 6: Or two hundred and forty.
Speaker 7: Christian.
Speaker 8: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now go back, Christian, let's get out grouping on.
Speaker 1: Christian drop the needle.
Speaker 2: It's time for the Finyl countdown. This Friday show, last
Speaker 2: one of the year. Yeah, no, let's not get into that.
Speaker 2: Last one of the year. Yes, we should be working
Speaker 2: another couple of weeks, but I don't make up the
Speaker 2: poor pauls All Radio is shut it down this Friday. Anyway,
Speaker 2: our show the year, we're going on vinyl. The last
Speaker 2: song she hear from us will be all on vinyl.
Speaker 2: We need you to lend us your vinyl records so
Speaker 2: we have some records to play Friday. Simon has an
Speaker 2: original nineteen eighty four. It's like Antie's road Show. Now
Speaker 2: original been in the family for decades. My great grandfather
Speaker 2: had it original nineteen eighty four. Ray Parker Junior Ghostbusters
Speaker 2: on vinyl. Do we want to hear a bit of
Speaker 2: this on vinyl? Still thinking they miss her lyrics on that?
Speaker 2: Do you want a bit of that? Yeah, Simon, we
Speaker 2: need that. What about a bit of Bree has got
Speaker 2: some great vinyl. She's got Neil Diamond, Beatles, John farn
Speaker 2: and Billy, Joel Simon and garfun Call Chicago great band.
Speaker 2: Wearing a Chicago T shirt today and she dug this
Speaker 2: out yesterday. Thinks it would sound great on the last
Speaker 2: show of the year Daydream Believer. Awesome silence. This comes
Speaker 2: on in the bub even if I've just walked in,
Speaker 2: I'm singing this one of the happiest songs ever.
Speaker 3: Yes to that, Yes, definitely, so far what we've you got? Ghosts?
Speaker 2: It's gonna sound like the oddest wedding ess go, isn't it?
Speaker 2: People Just tune in downe on what we're playing?
Speaker 3: Ghost Busters into the Monkeys?
Speaker 2: Okay, what about? Okay? This comes on? This comes from
Speaker 2: Kathleen Big record collection of forty five's. That's good news.
Speaker 2: You can't screw up queueing up a forty five?
Speaker 3: Which one's for forty five?
Speaker 2: Just a single, right, just a single on a safe ground.
Speaker 2: It's just a single. There's no other tracks, just that
Speaker 2: one song. We pray there will only be one. I
Speaker 2: know they do well. The rest of them are going
Speaker 2: to be albums. We're going to be scratching and ruining.
Speaker 2: Start this collection of the seventies when I was living
Speaker 2: in America. When I moved back home to Australia, bought
Speaker 2: all this vinyl with me sixty two years old, huge collection.
Speaker 2: Some I think you guys might be in lean on
Speaker 2: Me be with us? Yes song, Yeah, I'm off for
Speaker 2: that Crazy Horses ha? What's that Crazy Horses by the
Speaker 2: Usman's Oh No, you'd love it. Maybe just sung properly,
Speaker 2: you know, in tune. I'll be there. Jackson five, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Luke sickly. They've done better music than that, and it's
Speaker 2: always nice for us to judge that. Jackson five one
Speaker 2: of the most we call popular bands in the world,
Speaker 2: Top of the world. Carpenters, how does it go? Sorry,
Speaker 2: you don't like you? Not found the Carpenters? Or just
Speaker 2: that song?
Speaker 4: Oh Carpenters in general?
Speaker 2: What about this without you? Nielsen? How does that go?
Speaker 2: Can't they do? They? But if we play that, are
Speaker 2: we saying that, Hey, we're finishing for the year. We
Speaker 2: know you're gonna you can't live without us in the morning.
Speaker 2: I don't think we can play that. What about this one? Lastly?
Speaker 2: Some Neil Diamond. Yeah, I was expecting a response. When
Speaker 2: you have two people in the studio, they're paid to
Speaker 2: sort of keep the conversation going. I've got a cover
Speaker 2: of Black Meer Cast. They're just staring up around.
Speaker 3: I said, you were pausing for suspense to tell us
Speaker 3: which song is gonna be.
Speaker 2: So first there was this checking in temperature of the room.
Speaker 2: I love Neil time about Neil diamond Yes, I need
Speaker 2: feature called the Neil Diamonds Thermometer. What temperature is it today?
Speaker 2: Lou Corman moment. All right, let's take some calls. Chris,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 9: And I've got probably one hundred albums with motorbikes on
Speaker 9: the cover and hundred singles with motorbikes on the cover.
Speaker 2: Wow. We early on Jack was telling us about a
Speaker 2: place he went to the only sells Knocky. You've only
Speaker 2: got final knew there was a hundred you can even
Speaker 2: collect in that very specific genre. That is amazing.
Speaker 9: I've got I've got movie pasters, I've got sculptures, I've
Speaker 9: got books, I've got magazines. Yeah, anyway, we're teaking to
Speaker 9: records here, so I just look around places and signetbike
Speaker 9: motorbikes on stuff.
Speaker 2: Awesome, So give us some of the Highlight. What are
Speaker 2: some of the great albums that we know abou because
Speaker 2: Purple Rain, Prince is on a is on that beautiful
Speaker 2: biker on the front cover of that. What else?
Speaker 9: Oh say, Prince has a picture disc which I have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've still got mine.
Speaker 9: Hondel's Then you go to go whatever. But look you
Speaker 9: can go to now you can go to things like
Speaker 9: Wild Angels with Peter Fonder. Oh that's signed by Peter Funder.
Speaker 2: Wow, we an easy rider.
Speaker 9: He's the rider. Yep, by Peter Funder. Then you've got
Speaker 9: then you can go across. I've got Mad Max single?
Speaker 2: Mad Max single? What Tea Turner?
Speaker 9: That's it's no, that's the from of the first movies.
Speaker 9: So it's the road warrior type thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think there was a song called mad Max.
Speaker 2: Where did you Meet with Mel Gibson? I am Mad
Speaker 2: and I Am Mad?
Speaker 3: I just believe to know. Maybe Tina Turner was on
Speaker 3: the Mad Max soundtrack.
Speaker 2: She did We Don't Need Another Hero, I think was
Speaker 2: used in the movie, But I don't think she did
Speaker 2: a song called ma All right, Chris, we have to
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 9: Okay, no problem to think it.
Speaker 2: That sounds as obvious as it came. Nel diamonds. It's
Speaker 2: a jay all the temperatures right right now, let's go
Speaker 2: to Mark.
Speaker 10: Morning.
Speaker 11: Guys.
Speaker 12: How you doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, Mark. What finely have you got for
Speaker 2: us that you could lend us?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 10: It's well, I do a bit of community DJ work,
Speaker 10: and I play a lot of vinyl, So I don't
Speaker 10: know if I'm really going thing to spare so much as.
Speaker 2: Just going to be a share of a kid like that.
Speaker 2: Hands off my He went to tell you mom about this,
Speaker 2: He's still not sharing, Ma, Ma.
Speaker 10: It's more warning for you about about playing records.
Speaker 2: That warning off your hatch like another game stuff. Stick
Speaker 2: to your hard drive Friday.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Now about playing compilation records. They are so hard to
Speaker 10: line up. I've tried to do it a few times
Speaker 10: on the air, and it's so bad. They try to
Speaker 10: cram so many songs on those things it's almost impossible
Speaker 10: to que on up. Man, All right, avoid a caution. Please,
Speaker 10: I've actually got something i'd give you, but they're so bad.
Speaker 10: They're in such bad condition that I'd be too ashamed
Speaker 10: to give them to you.
Speaker 2: Oh please, I don't need feel shame this whole shape.
Speaker 2: And what's your radio station called?
Speaker 10: I it's eighty eight point six plenty val FM.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, and Wendy, when did your show go out?
Speaker 10: I do Drive on a Wednesday, just once a week.
Speaker 10: Huh yeah, once a week?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I love that. What times Drive fortal six? Watch
Speaker 2: out Cavin Mina This week in music, it's got arrival.
Speaker 2: Mark lovely talk to you, Thanks your advice.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys, have a good day.
Speaker 7: Christian.
Speaker 8: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: On Friday, I asked a really boring question, the dunnest
Speaker 2: one I've asked since been doing this show, and it
Speaker 2: was about an electric cordless lawmark. And but I've got
Speaker 2: a lot of very great information. I'm not apologizing. However,
Speaker 2: I feel bad now because Jack obviously now has come
Speaker 2: in with he never would have come in with such
Speaker 2: a boring question, but he's now thinking, Look, if the
Speaker 2: Captain's asked one, can I ask one? And I think
Speaker 2: it's only fair. Yeah, you've got a born question, you
Speaker 2: should have the right to ask it as.
Speaker 3: Well, Jackie boy, maybe once a week we put in question.
Speaker 2: I think the listener someone go, I think you really
Speaker 2: started that cut the minks ago so we're just trying
Speaker 2: out for twenty twenty one. Maybe bored him is an
Speaker 2: underrated thing of breakfast Ready, there's too much excitement sometimes
Speaker 2: and noise. All right, jackie boy, what is your boring question?
Speaker 3: My question comes from the yard as well. Our grass
Speaker 3: at the moment is patchy, brown and dying. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: to hear that, and there is nothing we can do
Speaker 3: about it. If the dog is paying all over it,
Speaker 3: maybe that's the culprit. A bit of general neglect also
Speaker 3: might be the issue. But for whatever reason, what a.
Speaker 2: Great grown up word you're use it, And it was
Speaker 2: your birthday last week and in now thirty three. General neglect,
Speaker 2: general neglect. I love it. He's got grown up words
Speaker 2: all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: Well, when we did when we did the renovation, we
Speaker 3: drove the excavators and trucks all over it, so it
Speaker 3: had to be retched. And then they said, well, not
Speaker 3: trucks working on the state.
Speaker 2: And then the helicopter kept man in that to go
Speaker 2: Mother River Mother Creek we now own as.
Speaker 3: Well, so they had to roll out new grass. And
Speaker 3: we actually got to choose our grass, which is something
Speaker 3: I've never done before. We chose the thing called Santa
Speaker 3: Ana a cooch a cooch grass.
Speaker 2: It's a ruding that's not a grown up world we want.
Speaker 2: They were generally. I don't want to hear about the
Speaker 2: coops you once picked.
Speaker 3: Now what's happening is the old grass that was there,
Speaker 3: originally dirty coach before the couch is growing through the couch.
Speaker 2: And now you've got overgch.
Speaker 3: The weed grass actually looks healthier than the grass we
Speaker 3: put in. So I wish the whole thing could be
Speaker 3: the wheat grass.
Speaker 2: Whatever that is.
Speaker 3: We're going to scrap it, start again in the new
Speaker 3: year and go get the trucks back at the truck's bag,
Speaker 3: go for a brand new grass. I want whatever is
Speaker 3: the sturdiest, hardiest, hardiest, hardest to ruin. Dogs can peel
Speaker 3: over it, can pool on it, you can neglect it
Speaker 3: all you want grass? What do people recommend?
Speaker 2: Just so we're clear as well, you are going to
Speaker 2: clear up the muck, aren't you? Okay? In an ideal garden,
Speaker 2: I think we're chat right. It be on like a
Speaker 2: you know, like a sink cleaning thing to dry your plates.
Speaker 2: That's an angle all the poo and slot from the
Speaker 2: dog rolling into you just prefer that one you like,
Speaker 2: if there is some kind of events, have a garden
Speaker 2: sink that's grass into like a sinkhole that all just
Speaker 2: goes into. You drain once a week. All right, hardiest dog,
Speaker 2: dog proof grass to walk over it.
Speaker 3: You can wheel the bins over it. Everything. Trucks are
Speaker 3: coming back, tracks are coming back and wheelies on it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't affect the grass.
Speaker 2: What do you recommend help Jack out?
Speaker 1: Christ Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: So Jackie boy has a question. He really needs the
Speaker 2: answer for jack.
Speaker 3: We have sad grass at our house. It's brown and patchy,
Speaker 3: and the dog's been peeing on it and killing it.
Speaker 2: It isn't just a dog, but let's not get into that.
Speaker 3: That's true. It's not just the dog.
Speaker 2: The dog has his best friend who does that late
Speaker 2: at night as well.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I've stopped. Oh, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Now now I've stopped peeing on the grass in case
Speaker 3: it was me. So now I peece straight into the
Speaker 3: tambug toilet. It's only at night, only at nightfall. Otherwise
Speaker 3: all dal will use a toilet.
Speaker 2: Like a vampire. You come out night to baby like that.
Speaker 2: By day, he's a mild man and toilet user, but
Speaker 2: by night hit pee wherever he wants.
Speaker 3: So I'm asking if we have to get this grass out,
Speaker 3: because it's going to be so hard to repair it
Speaker 3: and bring it back to life. What is the sturdiest,
Speaker 3: hardest wearing grass that we can put back in a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people have also suggesting get these things for
Speaker 2: the dog water. We've got these called dog rocks, and
Speaker 2: then they alkalize the water and then when the dog
Speaker 2: laps it up with its tongue thing, it alkalizes the
Speaker 2: dog and it pea comes out and it's just orange.
Speaker 3: Juice, fresh drinking and it doesn't kill the grass.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't kill the grass.
Speaker 3: And can humans take it as well?
Speaker 2: You can have the dog rocks too, Yes, Patsy, what
Speaker 2: do what do you use that big old hound of
Speaker 2: yours out? Yeah?
Speaker 4: We ripped ours out, check and put the fake stuff in.
Speaker 4: And it's the best decision we ever made.
Speaker 2: Like astro tough.
Speaker 3: But doesn't the dog pee on it? And then it
Speaker 3: stays like?
Speaker 4: No, it just when it rains, it just washes.
Speaker 2: You cut me a line on that dog pee out there.
Speaker 2: I don't worry, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Rains coming next Sunday.
Speaker 2: You put your Wellington's on if you want to go
Speaker 2: out there and play in the garden. The pea levels,
Speaker 2: the pea table still a bit at the moment, you
Speaker 2: can having picnic. It's all smelly down here. I just
Speaker 2: of asparagus in the garden all the time. Oh yeah, Carl,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 13: I would recommend on.
Speaker 2: The kai kuu best you. Oh.
Speaker 13: The type of grass, yeah, Tigue is the typograss, so
Speaker 13: it's harder wearing grass.
Speaker 11: That's a.
Speaker 13: Hardier and summer grass, so it grows and is greener
Speaker 13: in the summer months. It goes dormant over the winter period,
Speaker 13: so it goes a little bit on the ground side.
Speaker 11: It's good. It does have runners.
Speaker 13: So the runners are little bits of offshoots of grass
Speaker 13: that come off from the edge of the grass. Easy
Speaker 13: enough to maintain. You just get you with the snipper
Speaker 13: to cut them off and then you can reuse them
Speaker 13: if need be in dead patches to replant into make
Speaker 13: your grass knife and green.
Speaker 2: Again, Brett, thanks for expert knowledge. They have a good day.
Speaker 2: Thanks col and thanks bats a mouth and there and
Speaker 2: chat to us. Brett's on the line. Good morning, Brett,
Speaker 2: good morning there, Brett, and what do you know about
Speaker 2: this area?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 11: I'm a turf manager by trade, and I'd like to
Speaker 11: say to Jack that coach is the up and coming
Speaker 11: grass with dogs, it's not as good. You really need
Speaker 11: to fertilize it to keep the grass Stronger're.
Speaker 2: Trying to do his own work at the moment.
Speaker 3: What is the becoming grass man Brett?
Speaker 11: Well, they're using it now on all sports ovals. They've
Speaker 11: been applying the Santa Ana coach to the sports ovals
Speaker 11: for some thirty years now and nearly all grounds are covered.
Speaker 11: So that's a great achievement by the councils overall in Melbourne.
Speaker 11: And it is a Queensland grass, so it loves the
Speaker 11: sum of Melbourne which is producing the similar thing of Queensland.
Speaker 2: So steady on, even though I think that's a push,
Speaker 2: isn't it That Bogan grass I think is a bit
Speaker 2: different to our Victorian grass.
Speaker 7: I have you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: And the other options are obviously kai kuu. Basically if
Speaker 11: you keep up the fertilizer once again to the kaikuu,
Speaker 11: it will run. Couture's also are running grass, but SyncE
Speaker 11: edic grass. The astro turf is also another good option
Speaker 11: if it's a smaller area, but you will need to
Speaker 11: spray water just to basically make sure that the urine
Speaker 11: doesn't become moldy.
Speaker 2: Or I was hoping we were going to just nudge
Speaker 2: around that without sending you word ratt.
Speaker 3: What about some people in the text on a mentioning
Speaker 3: buffalo grass.
Speaker 11: Buffalo grass not so good. You've really got to keep
Speaker 11: the water up to it during summer. It's a lot there,
Speaker 11: there's a bit more involved, and it's yeah, you've got
Speaker 11: to fertilize it and water a lot.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like the smart money is on Cooch.
Speaker 11: Yes, if if you're fertilized, you just need to fertilize.
Speaker 2: What's the easiest thing for Jackie Boy to do?
Speaker 3: That coach is the one I'm getting rid of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brett out, no center around a coach.
Speaker 11: Look, if you manage it with fertilizer.
Speaker 2: The nt K.
Speaker 11: Fifteen five five, it's a fertilizer right at the rate
Speaker 11: of the fertilizer.
Speaker 2: You're a ter manager by trade. We're radio disc jockeys.
Speaker 2: We know very little what the hell is the NPK man,
Speaker 2: you're speaking in code bread.
Speaker 11: Nigroten and the phosphorus and stuff that the grass actually likes,
Speaker 11: like our.
Speaker 2: Food, gotcha, okay, all right, like a ready meal.
Speaker 3: All right, So keep the cootch, you.
Speaker 11: Reckon bread, keep the couch and basically fertilize it, and
Speaker 11: that will keep the runners spreading through any urin patch.
Speaker 2: Oh nonecond mentioned. Alright, ready, boy, thank you very much, buddy,
Speaker 2: thank you mate? Are you any clearer now?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Christian, Hello, good Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Anyone else feel like after listening to the last twenty
Speaker 2: minutes of the show, they know a lot more about grass,
Speaker 2: but also no less. You know, sometimes more isn't more,
Speaker 2: is it? I'm even more confused now, Queen Radio Gaga
Speaker 2: on Gold Christian O'Connell show, just coming up from twenty
Speaker 2: five to eight. So this morning's three topic Tuesday, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a very different one. We're gonna do five
Speaker 2: topics today and they're all our favorite ones of the year.
Speaker 2: And there was a long list of about ten or
Speaker 2: twelve I had yesterday. I've reluctantly whittled it down. I
Speaker 2: was trying to persuade chat that maybe I could do
Speaker 2: seven today, but five is enough. Seventy Tuesday. We have
Speaker 2: been doing this since the show started some two and
Speaker 2: a half years ago. We'll be doing phoners at the
Speaker 2: same time, and the whole reason is just to get
Speaker 2: as many stories out of you guys as possible, because
Speaker 2: your stories every single day, whether it's on the phones
Speaker 2: or the emails and Latesla party, really are the most
Speaker 2: joyous thing about us getting up every morning and being
Speaker 2: lucky enough to come in and do the show with
Speaker 2: you guys, so and bringing about our favorite phones that
Speaker 2: we've done this year and seeing what else we've got
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Speaker 2: Here we go back for one last time in twenty
Speaker 2: two hungover at a famous location. Hung over at a
Speaker 2: famous location. When we did this a couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: we got stories like this.
Speaker 14: I say, you're not a great man until you've stid
Speaker 14: on the Great Wall of China.
Speaker 10: My husband threw up on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen a photo of that guy as well.
Speaker 2: We look translucent. Have you had a terrible hangover? Maybe
Speaker 2: been on a holiday or kontiki somewhere at a famous location.
Speaker 2: Next one there we're bringing back is transporting unusual things.
Speaker 2: Have you ever tried to transport an unusual thing? Dave
Speaker 2: did a while ago. It was his sally, It was
Speaker 2: his deceased dad.
Speaker 7: When my dad passed away, we wonder him in the
Speaker 7: back of his f two fifty and the funeral home
Speaker 7: gave us a frame to put in the back and
Speaker 7: chucking straight in the back of the.
Speaker 11: Ute and off we went.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite Just a lovely story from Dave.
Speaker 2: I hope you're still listen. I hope you're well. Mate.
Speaker 2: From earlier this year, so unusual things you tried to transport?
Speaker 2: Bonus if it's a dead body. What hit you in
Speaker 2: the head? What hit you in the head? Jane had
Speaker 2: this great call earlier this year.
Speaker 9: Both my children were christened.
Speaker 5: One of the older boys had left the six fel cross,
Speaker 5: which is.
Speaker 15: A timber handle and brass cross, and it slipped down
Speaker 15: and waked me out.
Speaker 5: The corner of it waked me on the top of
Speaker 5: their head and gave me a concussion.
Speaker 2: Terrifying, so hungover. The famous location transporting unusual things, what
Speaker 2: hit you in the head? And oddis item in your
Speaker 2: freezer is another one melissicalled earlier this year. We had
Speaker 2: quite a few of these. Patsy was the only person.
Speaker 2: Jack and I never heard of this about putting a
Speaker 2: photo of your ex in a freezer bag in the freezer,
Speaker 2: so I have.
Speaker 5: A picture of an ex friend in a ziploc bag.
Speaker 5: We had a bit of a falling out and didn't
Speaker 5: want to in my life anymore. So our friend said, oh,
Speaker 5: put a photo in the freezer in a ziploc bag
Speaker 5: and you won't see her again.
Speaker 2: A load of emails. It's a thing I didn't know.
Speaker 2: So the five topics today? Then, have you been hungover
Speaker 2: at a world famous location transporting unusual things? What hit
Speaker 2: you in the head? When did you realize your family
Speaker 2: weren't normal? An honest item you've ever had in your freezer?
Speaker 8: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connell here. So normally on Tuesday
Speaker 2: we've run a couple of phones at the same time
Speaker 2: and called a three tobit Tuesday. Today we're bringing back
Speaker 2: our favorite ones of the year. We're turning into a
Speaker 2: five to bit Tuesday. Let's go to lines now and
Speaker 2: get some of your stories. Georgia, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Georgia, Welcome to the show. Which one are
Speaker 2: you calling in about?
Speaker 14: Christian, I've been hungover at the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Speaker 14: So I was stick on the tour bus that took
Speaker 14: me there, and so I took my bag of sticks
Speaker 14: to try and find the rubbish bin on my way
Speaker 14: to have a look around. Couldn't find any rubbish bins,
Speaker 14: and being the good person that I am, took it
Speaker 14: back on the tour bus until I got to a
Speaker 14: location where I could put it in another rubbish bin.
Speaker 2: The heat, the heat, the leaning tower. You didn't go
Speaker 2: up the leaning tower of pizza with a bag of vomit,
Speaker 2: did you.
Speaker 14: I just hung around the bottom, you know, carrying it round.
Speaker 3: Edition doesn't it gets soggy?
Speaker 11: Please?
Speaker 2: The carrots start to blend into the stomach bile. No,
Speaker 2: it's too much. It's actually too much this time of
Speaker 2: the morning. Oh my word, A you're making me feel
Speaker 2: hungover now and I'm okay, you poor thing. That's a nightmare.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was pretty horrible, but I was young, so
Speaker 14: you know you can handle it back then.
Speaker 2: Georgia, thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day, no.
Speaker 14: Worries, have a good day, by Rex.
Speaker 9: Oh Christian.
Speaker 14: I've got a budgy in my freezer and he's been
Speaker 14: there for ten.
Speaker 2: Years, right, okay? And what was it? A pet who died?
Speaker 11: No, I bring him and show him and I'm got
Speaker 11: crooked died.
Speaker 2: I thought it's a budgy trying to get out.
Speaker 3: We're just hiring some buttons.
Speaker 10: Tell me hitting the button that.
Speaker 2: It's a lob call. Don't even know what a booty call?
Speaker 2: Hitting the buttons? Wait, what are you doing butting the phone,
Speaker 2: rexy boy. Hello, I'm not cool now, that's it, Yes, sir,
Speaker 2: the budgy you breed them.
Speaker 9: I thought I'll put him in the freezer and get
Speaker 9: him to the vet, get him an autopsy done on him,
Speaker 9: so then none of the others get it.
Speaker 14: And none of the others got six.
Speaker 9: So he's been there for ten years.
Speaker 11: Plastic bag a new game.
Speaker 2: What is Rex saying? I didn't even know vent autopsy.
Speaker 2: Actually it's so Bungie. Expect foul play.
Speaker 3: Cat suspicious circumstances.
Speaker 2: This carprit flew away.
Speaker 14: He's in a plastic bag.
Speaker 2: Just wait, absolutely, Rex, thank you very much. You called
Speaker 2: any here calls bye bye. That was great, Thank you,
Speaker 2: Rex Jack. Good morning, morn Christian.
Speaker 11: Here are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good buddy, Welcome to the show. What have you
Speaker 2: been hitting the head by?
Speaker 11: Mate? I was hitting in the Sorry, I was hitting
Speaker 11: the head by a shotgun palette. Back in nineteen ninety four,
Speaker 11: it was a real strange thing the way it happened.
Speaker 11: Standing in my boss's backyard two doors away, my ex
Speaker 11: primary school teacher, the loveliest bloke you would ever ever
Speaker 11: get to meet, had a snake in his backyard, grabbed
Speaker 11: the shotgun out in the backyard, fired a warner shot
Speaker 11: off into the grass to scare the snake away. The
Speaker 11: palette ricocheted ninety degrees off a rock in the grass,
Speaker 11: over two backyards and hit me bang fair in the
Speaker 11: side of the snobs. I didn't realize till blood started
Speaker 11: dripping down my knafe from the boss and he missed it,
Speaker 11: just there looking and.
Speaker 2: Then what happened?
Speaker 11: So I yelled out, I said, I happened?
Speaker 2: Shot whoam? We had a cup of drinks. You know,
Speaker 2: we've all been there with a shotgun.
Speaker 11: But no, he was so st He's such a most
Speaker 11: responsible guy. He was an ambo driver as well. He
Speaker 11: was so proud to have been my school teacher. He
Speaker 11: taught my mum his first year out of teaching college.
Speaker 11: And he was just he just couldn't believe. None of
Speaker 11: us could believe it the way regretated ninety degrees and
Speaker 11: then over two backyards and bang and got me fair
Speaker 11: in the side of the nose. And I thought I'd
Speaker 11: bring up to share his story today, Today's my birthday.
Speaker 11: The last time you had this stigment, I said, the
Speaker 11: story about cart and my dad away in his coffin
Speaker 11: on his garden cart and his scooter and you're like that,
Speaker 11: And I thought, well, when you brought it back today,
Speaker 11: I'll come back with another story.
Speaker 2: It's hey, happy birthday, thank you. That's it too great.
Speaker 2: Cool to you in one year. That deserves a prize.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, I know what a bit grown up boy likes
Speaker 2: you likes on the birthday.
Speaker 11: Pancakes, mate, if you can get me, I love the
Speaker 11: pancake parlor. If you can get me vouces today, man,
Speaker 11: I will love you forever.
Speaker 2: Okay, a cheap date, aren't you. I can give you
Speaker 2: one hundred dollar pancake parla voucher, thank you. I'll also
Speaker 2: give you a gold class past for Village cinemas as well.
Speaker 11: Now the movie thank you. I have to find a
Speaker 11: lady to take take take with us active. It's not
Speaker 11: a taking the best mateing dog dazels still go not
Speaker 11: going on that, Jackie.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's the ricochet. It's ninety degrees and up over
Speaker 2: two yards, Jackie boye, Happy birthday, and thank you for
Speaker 2: two great calls this year. Okay, look after yourself. To you,
Speaker 2: Christian pleasure, Bye jack.
Speaker 1: Bye Christian Christian Christian o'connalds Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we're doing five top bit Tuesday today, our best
Speaker 2: topics of the year that we've got some great calls
Speaker 2: early on various times this year. We're all bringing back
Speaker 2: then oddest thing you've had your freezer? When did you
Speaker 2: realize your family weren't normal? What's hit you in the head?
Speaker 2: Transporting unusual things and hungover at a famous location? Christine,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning, Here are you going? I'm good, Christine.
Speaker 16: I had a dead cockatoo in my freezer. What happened, Well,
Speaker 16: we just bought it and it died a couple of
Speaker 16: days later, and we were going away for a holiday
Speaker 16: for a week. So we thought, well, if we stick
Speaker 16: it in the freezer and then when we come back,
Speaker 16: we can take it back to the shop and say,
Speaker 16: well it died.
Speaker 2: Want nobody, But yeah, I'm always stuck behind someone who's
Speaker 2: got a dead cockatoon Again.
Speaker 3: They got to make him better.
Speaker 2: You know, you've only got twenty one days to bring
Speaker 2: the dead cockatoos.
Speaker 16: Back, exactly, exactly. Yeah, But in the week we were away,
Speaker 16: we changed our mind and we buried it. But once
Speaker 16: the kids knew that the cocky had been of the
Speaker 16: cockatoo had been in the freezer. They refused to eat
Speaker 16: any meat or anything out of the freezer at all.
Speaker 2: It was cockatail tainted. Yeah, so yeah, thank you for
Speaker 2: kill Christine.
Speaker 16: Have a good day, no worries you to thank you.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye. Now they changed their mind on that holiday.
Speaker 2: You know, a couple of dreams, so let's not take
Speaker 2: it back. Actually, Joe, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 15: I got hungover at a very famous location web. It
Speaker 15: was the Palace of the Si.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. I've been to the palace of our site, googeous.
Speaker 13: Not with a hangover, no, no, no, no, let me.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've been on some kind of Australian kontiky tour
Speaker 2: around Europe and too many drinks the night before or
Speaker 2: at lunch time.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was only a forty eight hour tour. It
Speaker 15: was my last week overseas before turning back to Australia
Speaker 15: and I was only eighteen, so we pushed it a
Speaker 15: bit hard. And then the bus tour operator had to
Speaker 15: wake me up and told me that everyone was on
Speaker 15: the bus waiting for me. I slipped through my alarm.
Speaker 15: I nearly forgot my passport in the drawer and then
Speaker 15: got to the Palace of us Ie only just made
Speaker 15: it through. The golf walls were just melting. Was awful,
Speaker 15: And it was the cheese stool in the market gardened
Speaker 15: outside that set me off.
Speaker 2: That's the thing about France. They do love their cheese
Speaker 2: and it's amazing cheese over. That cheese is going to
Speaker 2: from it right now.
Speaker 15: You have to spend the rest of the day on
Speaker 15: the bus and then on the faerry going back over.
Speaker 2: One of the worst place you canna be with the
Speaker 2: hangover is anywhere near a fairy awhere. Oh that's not fair,
Speaker 2: I bet Joe. That's a great story. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much and cool.
Speaker 15: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 2: All right, the squeeze one more in Melanie.
Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Melanie, welcome to the show. So what have
Speaker 2: you transported an unusual thing?
Speaker 17: Look, it's not me, it's my mom. So I live
Speaker 17: in Melbourne. My mom lives in West Australia, in Perth,
Speaker 17: and like lots of people from person is a bit
Speaker 17: particular about her butcher.
Speaker 12: So we were raised on a farm and always had
Speaker 12: our own lamb. So she found this butcher in Perp
Speaker 12: and she reckons that he's like really good. So whenever
Speaker 12: she comes to visit me, she'll go to the butcher,
Speaker 12: she'll get a lamb roast, she'll freeze it, she'll put
Speaker 12: it in her hand luggage, and then by the time
Speaker 12: she lands and gets through baggage, she reckons it's perfectly disfasted.
Speaker 12: She puts it in the oven and cooks.
Speaker 7: It for me.
Speaker 2: Amazing. I mean, there's so much going on here. I mean,
Speaker 2: we still love watching that Border Patrol TV shows. You
Speaker 2: know that patronizing voice over, you know where we go.
Speaker 2: Melanie's mum is a well known character Tanamerine Airport with
Speaker 2: her lamb shanks.
Speaker 17: She doesn't she doesn't trust Victorian butchers.
Speaker 2: She just thinks that, you know, of the wrong country
Speaker 2: touching cash on the mind, and in particular about that
Speaker 2: butchers as well.
Speaker 3: Could you taste the difference in the cat.
Speaker 2: Do you think? O?
Speaker 17: Look, I don't really, I don't really cook a lamb
Speaker 17: roast much, so you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: She's over. Bring her in right, we need to have
Speaker 2: some of this amazing Australia's finest perth. Only we'll do
Speaker 2: the blind anyway, we can settle this once and for all,
Speaker 2: A live meet.
Speaker 14: Off I'm not sure she'd allow it.
Speaker 17: Actually, I don't know that she'd like a Victorian needing
Speaker 17: this West Australian produce.
Speaker 3: They're very particular about the.
Speaker 2: Ru number one about Berth. All right, Melanie, thank you
Speaker 2: very much for cool. Thank you bye bye now, Christian Hello,
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Speaker 3: I hope we're giving away brand new ones. If we're
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Speaker 8: for children's parties.
Speaker 2: Tell you what? Tell you who's to work? Patsy on
Speaker 2: his old bedside man and letting these kids down. Obviously
Speaker 2: there are a lot of kids culling in. I do
Speaker 2: appreciate that trying to win Christmas trees. They're also even
Speaker 2: more pushy mums gets the free Christmas tree. Stop crying,
Speaker 2: cooling at that chimney.
Speaker 3: It's there that not everybody can win. So I have
Speaker 3: to tell some people that we've already got enough.
Speaker 2: It's like Simon cow the way lets him yes, bye bye, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a nice Christmas back January. Oh grinchy post, Oh
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Speaker 2: All right, we're trying to give away as many Christmas
Speaker 2: trees as we can. We got here, Nikita, Nikita, Hello,
Speaker 2: good morning Nikiti on the school run.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you made to listen to us every single morning?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. What would you rather listen to? Like?
Speaker 7: Just my own music?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Cramlinon even got to hear someone like us
Speaker 2: talking between the songs, have you? Yeah, it's hard to
Speaker 2: hear sometimes. All right, Nikita, what are you after for
Speaker 2: Christmas this year?
Speaker 15: Some new rollerescape?
Speaker 2: Oh? Cool? And these those kind of old classic white
Speaker 2: leather retro ones or the newer model that are.
Speaker 15: The inline ry the retro one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're cool, aren't they? Okay? And do you think
Speaker 2: Mama Dad are going to get you them?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Pretty confident. Where in the house would they normally hide
Speaker 2: your Christmas presence?
Speaker 10: Have you?
Speaker 2: Have you gone to have a little look yet?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where do they hide the Christmas presents?
Speaker 11: Maybe like under the bed or something in the cupboard maybe?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Have you had a little rummage around yet?
Speaker 10: I'm not yet?
Speaker 2: No, No, I would today when you get back today,
Speaker 2: go and have a look under there, see what you find,
Speaker 2: and then call me tomorrow. All right, Nikita, would you
Speaker 2: like a nice Christmas tree? Yes please, yes, see Spotify
Speaker 2: aren't giving you a Christmas tree in the quita, but
Speaker 2: you're good, old fashioned, old school like this. We stalk
Speaker 2: care right, that's what radio gives in Nikita a nice
Speaker 2: Christmas tree. Well, I hope you get your roller boots. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, all right, take care of Kita. Bye bye
Speaker 2: roller boots. Yeah yeah, retro. Let's go to who we
Speaker 2: got here? James, Good morning, James, Good morning, Christian. How
Speaker 2: are you doing this morning? James? Good? Are you also
Speaker 2: forced to listen to this on a school run this show?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yea, and happy about that you put up with it?
Speaker 2: It's all right, yeah yeah? And what are you after
Speaker 2: for Christmas? James drove? Oh that's cool. Have your mates
Speaker 2: got drones?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, And I'd just like to give a single word answer.
Speaker 2: Oh no at all. You don't like single word try none,
Speaker 2: radio Manah's be hanging all right, And James, would you
Speaker 2: like a Christma tree?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 2: Excellent? Okay, James, send you a christ tree. James. Let
Speaker 2: me guess, is Mum making you speak right now like
Speaker 2: your puppets? Say yes twice if you're being made and cool?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, are you scared of your mum right now, James
Speaker 2: Jane to send you a Christmas tree mate, have a
Speaker 2: good debt school and a great Christmas.
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Speaker 3: I keep seeing Will Smith putting it on his Instagram page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on if you want to watch it, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna watch it tonight. It's on stan And it's a
Speaker 2: very different way of doing a reunion show. Not only
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Speaker 2: going to catch up with all the cast members talking
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Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm halfway through. It's very very good. It's actually
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Speaker 2: It's really emotional because some of the cast members don't
Speaker 2: We didn't realize we're just watching the show becomes a
Speaker 2: big success, but left for various reasons. And there's one
Speaker 2: who felt like Will Smith didn't support them when they
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Speaker 1: Well done, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So before we bow out, just to thank you to
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