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Speaker 1: Jum Mission with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: We played something on the show the other day and

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Speaker 2: we got quite a bit of feedback about it.

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Speaker 3: Was it something I'm posting a kitschow? Was it Wham

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Speaker 3: wake me Up before you go go?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: We played a parody written by our mate Alan. What

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Speaker 2: do you mean?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: People loved it.

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Speaker 3: What did I say about parody songs?

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Speaker 2: You think they're from the nineteen eighties, and I think

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Speaker 2: you're a little jealous that you can't write them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe maybe.

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Speaker 2: Alan said, with us Sydney Siders currently in Lockdown, I

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Speaker 2: thought i'd share a parody of Downtown, he said. I

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Speaker 2: know I can't sing very well, but I thought i'd

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Speaker 2: send it to you anyway. We played it and we

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Speaker 2: got so many calls. This is from Musical Theater Fan twelve.

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Speaker 2: One of your people, Brendan love your show. I loved

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Speaker 2: the Lockdown parody song the other day. I was listening

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Speaker 2: to Downtown the night before what Are the Chances? And

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Speaker 2: my son kept bugging me to play it again. From

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Speaker 2: will you be Playing It Again? We've got lots and

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Speaker 2: lots of comments, so let's see.

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Speaker 4: Is it like an Alan Jones tsunami? Of comments. I've

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Speaker 4: got a tsunami of comments and a lot of a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of comments, and I love this. I think it's really clever.

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Speaker 2: So let's do it. Here's lockdown parody, as we now

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Speaker 2: call it by Alan.

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Speaker 1: We're all at home and COVID's making it's lonely because

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Speaker 1: we all are in lock down. There's no retail therapy.

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Speaker 1: It's groceries only. While we all are in lockdown. There's

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Speaker 1: no one in the pubs and clubs, no traffic in

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Speaker 1: the city, and living in a hotspot makes life even

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Speaker 1: more shitty. So I'll hit the snooze because life's pretty

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Speaker 1: nice in bed, where I can stay in my bubble,

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Speaker 1: watch Netflix and stand here in lock down. I'll stay

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Speaker 1: here under the sheets lock down and buy shitt in

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Speaker 1: Ubery's lock Down and post some anti VAXX tweets too.

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Speaker 3: It's a little torture, but it's good. It's good.

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Speaker 1: Lock my credit cards max. I may as well do

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Speaker 1: my text while I have time hearing.

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Speaker 3: Lockdown.

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Speaker 1: The kids are unruly of abandoned homeschooling cause it's too

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Speaker 1: hot in lockdown. We just need human contact. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait till this is over. I'll even open my door

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Speaker 1: to a witness of Jehovah. I'll chat up see again

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Speaker 1: while I just stay in my barble, watch Netflix.

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Speaker 2: And stand here in down down.

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Speaker 1: Locked, love to pack in a train lockdown, or go

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Speaker 1: to a footy game lockdown or a Keith Urban concert.

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Speaker 3: Will do.

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Speaker 2: As Alan's done a great job.

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Speaker 3: It feels like, well, if people start sitting.

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Speaker 2: In drawings and I can see Alan, like he said,

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Speaker 2: I can't sing, but if there's someone out there who

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Speaker 2: could knock out a tune, go for it.

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Speaker 3: Well you're going to get to sing it like Richard Marx.

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Speaker 2: Probably not Richard Marx, Keith Urban. I know the wiggles.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to make it more irritating.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I.

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Speaker 2: Could see Henry the Octopus dancing around. Let me have

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Speaker 2: a thing. Will you bang on about Paul Stanley? You

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Speaker 2: even put this in the opening of our Chris Kis.

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Speaker 2: You've even put this in the opening of our show.

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Speaker 4: Personal friend.

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Speaker 3: He's a class person friend.

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Speaker 2: Then why did you call him and ask him?

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Speaker 3: So it's a funny thing with that.

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Speaker 4: I have my phone with Paul's number in it, and

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Speaker 4: I lost it, and he's got my number so he

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Speaker 4: could call me.

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Speaker 3: So he's got my number, so Paul would ring me.

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Speaker 4: And if Paul right now knew if anyone from the

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Speaker 4: Kiss Army's listening, get Paul to give him my deats,

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Speaker 4: get him hooked me up.

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Speaker 2: You know who else you bang on about being a

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Speaker 2: great personal friend of yours is Michael.

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Speaker 3: Michael Bolton and I have regular chats.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to ask him to maybe sing?

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Speaker 3: No, the thing is with Michael. You scare Michael a bit.

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Speaker 3: Mem we host that thing.

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Speaker 4: You scared me, you liked you know, you scared him.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you scare the straits a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit with your ways.

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Speaker 2: What did I do?

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Speaker 4: We're just being you your four months and I just

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Speaker 4: I remember at the time he had that look on

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Speaker 4: his face. And I've seen you do it to people.

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Speaker 4: People come up to you and they think they can

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Speaker 4: banter with you, and you just pick them apart.

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Speaker 2: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: I've seen you.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. Lovely lovely to people.

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Speaker 4: Lovely, But you raise a sharp You're like you know,

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Speaker 4: and you've got to be careful with that.

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Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. It's like playing tennis.

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Speaker 4: If I went and played tennis with who's really good

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Speaker 4: STEFFI Graff.

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Speaker 2: She's good.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Did she stop playing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But she's still? Who's good? Now?

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Speaker 2: Rafael?

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Speaker 3: I'm playing with him and he just he aced me

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Speaker 3: all the time. That's what you do?

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Speaker 2: Oh are you scared of Rafael Nadal?

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Speaker 3: But if I was to face him in a tennis cot,

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Speaker 3: then yes?

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Speaker 2: Could he sing? Could he sing this song?

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Speaker 3: He couldn't. Who are you your boyfriend? Barry Manilou, he'd

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Speaker 3: be up for it. Hi, everybody, It's hello Barry Manelo Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Now wait a minute, does anybody call you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Man?

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Speaker 3: No time, Barry.

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Speaker 2: You know when Barry and eye catch up, we don't

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Speaker 2: like to talk shop.

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Speaker 3: What do you talk about?

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Speaker 2: Just our feelings?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: I wish I was a fly on the wall for

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Speaker 3: that conversation. So what else is human nature? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Who let's narrow it down. So Paul Stanley's out unless

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Speaker 4: he contacts me.

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Speaker 3: Well that's unlikely. That's unlikely, Michael Bolton. You scare him,

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Speaker 3: so we don't want.

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Speaker 2: To play tennis with him sometime apparently, Ah, human nature,

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Speaker 2: I think they're all. I don't know. They're in different studies.

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Speaker 3: Ray McLachlin, he records. Is he out of the woods.

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Speaker 3: Now we're still in.

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Speaker 2: You know who? Do you know who? We could use?

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Speaker 2: Richard Clapton, Dick. I've got lots of photos of Richard

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Speaker 2: Clapton on my phone. The Dick Picts call them, I reckon.

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Speaker 2: If we called Richard, he'd have a go.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean we Why don't you call Richard?

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Speaker 3: Why don't you run this?

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Speaker 1: So we are?

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Speaker 3: You gonna call him now?

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Speaker 2: But before the end of the show, I'll call Richard Clapton.

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Speaker 3: What do I call him?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: He's a musician. I don't get up to the crack

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Speaker 3: of noon.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll wait a bit later, okay.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's gamation