1 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:14,869 Speaker 1: My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen 2 00:00:14,909 --> 00:00:16,508 Speaker 1: live on the free I Hard app. 3 00:00:18,869 --> 00:00:25,869 Speaker 2: You are wearing a twelve kilo preggy belly get you 4 00:00:25,948 --> 00:00:26,349 Speaker 2: can do it? 5 00:00:27,829 --> 00:00:31,469 Speaker 3: Yes, And in an hour's time or in well half 6 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:33,949 Speaker 3: an hour's time, we are going to be playing the 7 00:00:33,989 --> 00:00:37,509 Speaker 3: audio from our birth in class this morning. Will just 8 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,468 Speaker 3: I think you're going to have to be a support 9 00:00:39,469 --> 00:00:42,629 Speaker 3: for me tomorrow when I am giving birth live on 10 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,268 Speaker 3: the radio show. We're going to look forward to that 11 00:00:44,468 --> 00:00:48,428 Speaker 3: five hours of simulated labor, and I just think you 12 00:00:48,429 --> 00:00:50,229 Speaker 3: have a big role to play in getting me through that. 13 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:53,028 Speaker 3: And I think most of the week you've been laughing 14 00:00:53,028 --> 00:00:54,589 Speaker 3: at me and not being a great support. 15 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,589 Speaker 2: So I have my own family to be supportive towards 16 00:00:57,669 --> 00:00:58,029 Speaker 2: as well. 17 00:00:58,109 --> 00:00:59,429 Speaker 3: You know I am also family. 18 00:00:59,749 --> 00:01:02,789 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, this is work at the end of the day. Yes, 19 00:01:02,828 --> 00:01:04,749 Speaker 1: if you had to push me on it, yeah, No, 20 00:01:04,869 --> 00:01:06,869 Speaker 1: it's more than work. It is more than what It's 21 00:01:06,909 --> 00:01:08,749 Speaker 1: more than work for you. I'm just going to I 22 00:01:08,749 --> 00:01:10,548 Speaker 1: feel like you've bitten off more than you can chew. 23 00:01:10,749 --> 00:01:14,229 Speaker 1: Absolutely you're projecting. Yeah, that's probably the case. Anyway, I'm 24 00:01:14,269 --> 00:01:15,869 Speaker 1: giving birth to more. I'm very excited about that. 25 00:01:15,989 --> 00:01:17,669 Speaker 3: But I was saying on the show yesterday that we 26 00:01:17,749 --> 00:01:21,589 Speaker 3: also had a flight this morning, and again, my goal 27 00:01:21,669 --> 00:01:24,229 Speaker 3: for the entire week was to never take the pregnancy 28 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:24,749 Speaker 3: belly off. 29 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:25,109 Speaker 2: That's right. 30 00:01:25,189 --> 00:01:27,589 Speaker 3: I really just wanted to get through the five days 31 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:29,349 Speaker 3: just so I could really get an idea of what 32 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,389 Speaker 3: it is like to have this heavy belly on all 33 00:01:31,429 --> 00:01:34,389 Speaker 3: the time. But I knew getting through airport security was 34 00:01:34,429 --> 00:01:38,669 Speaker 3: going to be a problem. Yeah, Like, let's be honest. 35 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:43,989 Speaker 2: You've got a sack of it's white sand looking materials 36 00:01:44,029 --> 00:01:47,509 Speaker 2: strapped to your person. Yes, yes, really not a good look. 37 00:01:47,509 --> 00:01:50,229 Speaker 2: Couple of flags now you flags in the street, let 38 00:01:50,229 --> 00:01:52,069 Speaker 2: alone flags at an airport. 39 00:01:51,789 --> 00:01:54,029 Speaker 3: A lot of steering, and you never want to be 40 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:58,749 Speaker 3: getting stairs during a security checkpoint at an airport. So 41 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:01,869 Speaker 3: you don't know exactly what happened, But basically I got 42 00:02:01,909 --> 00:02:03,069 Speaker 3: to the front of the queue and I was like, 43 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:05,029 Speaker 3: I'm just going to be proactive here. I'm going to 44 00:02:05,109 --> 00:02:06,749 Speaker 3: be honest about the fact that you know, there's a 45 00:02:06,749 --> 00:02:08,189 Speaker 3: preging belly strapped to me, and I'm going to try 46 00:02:08,189 --> 00:02:10,429 Speaker 3: and explain why I'm doing this. So I say that 47 00:02:10,469 --> 00:02:12,789 Speaker 3: to the first person that I see. He has a 48 00:02:12,788 --> 00:02:15,549 Speaker 3: big laugh. He was like, that's hilarious, and he was like, 49 00:02:15,629 --> 00:02:17,749 Speaker 3: I reckon, we can probably get you through. Oh wow, 50 00:02:17,869 --> 00:02:20,029 Speaker 3: all good, but let me just put you in touch 51 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:23,709 Speaker 3: with the like the head person. Right this woman comes out. 52 00:02:23,789 --> 00:02:25,549 Speaker 3: I explained it to her as well. She didn't find 53 00:02:25,589 --> 00:02:29,029 Speaker 3: it as funny. She was just she was just like right, okay. 54 00:02:29,109 --> 00:02:31,069 Speaker 3: And then I was like, yeah, so I'd really really 55 00:02:31,149 --> 00:02:32,989 Speaker 3: like to you know, I want to get the belly 56 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:34,469 Speaker 3: on for the whole week, so I'd love to get 57 00:02:34,469 --> 00:02:36,869 Speaker 3: through the security while keeping it on. And she was 58 00:02:36,909 --> 00:02:39,749 Speaker 3: like absolutely not, and I was like right. 59 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,149 Speaker 2: And they found it funny. 60 00:02:41,549 --> 00:02:41,749 Speaker 1: Yeah. 61 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,749 Speaker 3: I was like, bring the old guy back. He was 62 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,869 Speaker 3: lovely and she was like, no, absolutely not, you can't 63 00:02:45,869 --> 00:02:48,189 Speaker 3: do that. And I was like okay, well, next problem 64 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:50,189 Speaker 3: is I'm gonna need some help getting out of this 65 00:02:51,029 --> 00:02:52,589 Speaker 3: and she was like what do you mean And I 66 00:02:52,629 --> 00:02:55,349 Speaker 3: was like, well, it's all strapped from the back. I 67 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,469 Speaker 3: don't know how I'm going to get out. And she 68 00:02:57,629 --> 00:03:01,869 Speaker 3: was like okay. You Peak hour really busy, so there 69 00:03:01,869 --> 00:03:04,069 Speaker 3: are people obviously, like I'm having this conversation, there are 70 00:03:04,069 --> 00:03:05,909 Speaker 3: people cued up behind me going like what is this 71 00:03:05,949 --> 00:03:10,309 Speaker 3: person doing? And then I start removing my clothes so 72 00:03:10,429 --> 00:03:12,349 Speaker 3: even more confusion from the people behind. 73 00:03:12,389 --> 00:03:14,509 Speaker 2: But it's pretty much good. It's it's on your skin, 74 00:03:14,549 --> 00:03:16,108 Speaker 2: it's no shirt underneath. 75 00:03:16,149 --> 00:03:18,269 Speaker 3: So I start removing my clothes, which again is just 76 00:03:18,309 --> 00:03:22,828 Speaker 3: garnering more looks, more interest, more confusion. Everyone sees this canvas, 77 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:25,749 Speaker 3: huge bulbous canvas thing strapped to my body. So it's like, 78 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,309 Speaker 3: what are we witnessing here? 79 00:03:27,789 --> 00:03:32,389 Speaker 4: The woman's I've got boobs, I should say, we've got breasts. Yeah, 80 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:34,508 Speaker 4: you know, it's not just the sack. It's just it's 81 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:36,229 Speaker 4: not just a sack strap to your belt. You do 82 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:38,429 Speaker 4: know it does look like you're transitioning. 83 00:03:39,389 --> 00:03:41,389 Speaker 3: I don't think anyone thought that. I think. 84 00:03:41,469 --> 00:03:41,949 Speaker 2: I think. 85 00:03:42,069 --> 00:03:45,069 Speaker 3: I think it looks like three big packages strapped to 86 00:03:45,109 --> 00:03:46,309 Speaker 3: the front of my body. That's what? 87 00:03:46,469 --> 00:03:46,589 Speaker 1: Like? 88 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:48,709 Speaker 2: What that makes you constantly look like a woman. 89 00:03:48,789 --> 00:03:50,589 Speaker 3: No, but it's white canvas. It doesn't look like a 90 00:03:50,629 --> 00:03:53,029 Speaker 3: body without Without it, you. 91 00:03:53,109 --> 00:03:55,269 Speaker 2: Look, I think you look like more of a woman 92 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:55,709 Speaker 2: than you think. 93 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:57,709 Speaker 3: Okay, well, anyway, people com hearing that to you as 94 00:03:58,109 --> 00:04:01,349 Speaker 3: I appreciate that. So then finally this male worker comes 95 00:04:01,349 --> 00:04:03,069 Speaker 3: out and he's like, what am I doing here? And 96 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,789 Speaker 3: I was like, can you just help me get this thing? 97 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:09,069 Speaker 3: Off me and he was like right. So then event 98 00:04:09,109 --> 00:04:11,509 Speaker 3: we both struggle. We managed to get the fake preggy 99 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:14,069 Speaker 3: belly off. But then at that point I'm I'm topless, 100 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:17,549 Speaker 3: so I'm just standing there in my shorts, which again 101 00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:19,349 Speaker 3: is people are going like why is there a dude 102 00:04:19,349 --> 00:04:22,268 Speaker 3: with his top off at the security checking the woman 103 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,188 Speaker 3: who's in charge, she comes back and goes, you can't 104 00:04:24,188 --> 00:04:26,949 Speaker 3: come through security with your top off, and I was like, 105 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:28,829 Speaker 3: made me strip, thank you. And then I was like, 106 00:04:28,909 --> 00:04:31,509 Speaker 3: my top is with my bag, it's gone through the thing. 107 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:33,909 Speaker 3: I don't I don't have a shirt. And she was like, 108 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:36,669 Speaker 3: oh right, come with me. And then so she like 109 00:04:36,789 --> 00:04:40,949 Speaker 3: ushes me through and I'm walking through topless through security 110 00:04:41,269 --> 00:04:43,309 Speaker 3: and then I've got to do that three D scanding 111 00:04:43,309 --> 00:04:45,988 Speaker 3: where I'm standing in the power pots with my top. 112 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:47,869 Speaker 3: At this point, the other security bell going why is 113 00:04:47,909 --> 00:04:52,508 Speaker 3: there a guy with his shirt off going through security? Anyway, 114 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,428 Speaker 3: eventually I got the. 115 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:57,029 Speaker 5: Person behind you and said like new protocol, mate, get 116 00:04:57,029 --> 00:05:01,429 Speaker 5: yours off everyone and not lacking shirts anyway. 117 00:05:01,429 --> 00:05:04,989 Speaker 3: They took a sample of the belly as well, obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah. 118 00:05:04,988 --> 00:05:06,868 Speaker 3: They wanted to make sure that it was actually sand 119 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,629 Speaker 3: that was inside the breaking Bell. 120 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:10,709 Speaker 2: I mean we knew it to be an issue. Yeah, right, 121 00:05:10,789 --> 00:05:12,029 Speaker 2: but this is big. 122 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:14,309 Speaker 3: It was big. It was big, but anyway got through 123 00:05:14,909 --> 00:05:16,949 Speaker 3: and then you had to I had to wait for you. 124 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:18,469 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just dumped you back on in the air. 125 00:05:18,509 --> 00:05:20,029 Speaker 3: But by that stage I could put my T shirt 126 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,029 Speaker 3: back on. But then, yes, I am restrapped up. 127 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:26,508 Speaker 2: Now. Unfortunately Tom Ballard was walking past. Yeah, that was awkward. 128 00:05:26,509 --> 00:05:29,349 Speaker 5: And Ballad gives us enough grief for commercial radio. I 129 00:05:29,389 --> 00:05:32,269 Speaker 5: mean he's obviously he's been an ABC guy for years, 130 00:05:32,309 --> 00:05:35,068 Speaker 5: never gone down the commercial path. Yeah, he's you me 131 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,549 Speaker 5: strapping a pregnant belly onto you in an airport and 132 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:38,109 Speaker 5: he was like. 133 00:05:38,109 --> 00:05:42,069 Speaker 3: Oh, what's this? Commercial radio is done? 134 00:05:44,349 --> 00:05:46,869 Speaker 2: Are they very different? YouTube