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Speaker 3: Everybody, it's time for jon Z and a man does

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Speaker 3: cut him floor.

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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor. What do you think of swingers?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been into swinging?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think swinging works. I've got a friend

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Speaker 1: who's a police officer, and he says, here's why it

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Speaker 1: doesn't work because often this, this is a generalization, but

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Speaker 1: this is often how it goes on. Is it the

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Speaker 1: male in a partnership and swingers, they're presumably your couples,

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Speaker 1: aren't you. The male says, I want to try this

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Speaker 1: and to be compliant. The female goes along, and then

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Speaker 1: what happens is the female forms an emotional attachment to

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Speaker 1: a third party, and then partner number one gets outraged

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Speaker 1: and a lot of trouble comes from it. Police hate

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Speaker 1: swingers parties for that very reason.

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Speaker 2: That's why you've you know, you just stick to the blokes.

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Speaker 4: If you That's what I do.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Stick to the blows because they get less

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Speaker 1: because there's no emotional attachments. You know, you just do

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Speaker 1: what you do and get out.

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Speaker 2: That's true, you know, if if I don't talk to

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Speaker 2: my mates for a few days, they don't get all

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Speaker 2: bet out of shape. They just unfortunately you want to

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Speaker 2: do that, mate, That's fine anyway. So you don't like swingers,

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Speaker 2: you don't make it sound like I'm being judged for

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Speaker 2: you're not a big swingers fan. What about a swingers

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Speaker 2: festival that would not be in your wheel hat?

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Speaker 4: What happens in a swingers festival?

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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you. In Allington, which is twoout

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Speaker 2: hours north of London, they have a swinger th on

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Speaker 2: and a lot of the thousand people go along to this.

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Speaker 4: Do they are they singles? Swingle? I'm not too sure.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't say this is myself. Brendan, please join in.

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Speaker 2: It's pun humor.

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 2: We move on.

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Speaker 4: I acknowledge it.

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Speaker 2: I've put a pin in it, a bit like the

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Speaker 2: swingers festival. So a thousand swingers descend on Allington. Allington's

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Speaker 2: population is only eight hundred and ninety seven how many?

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Speaker 1: So there's more swingers than normal people. Yes, I'm happy

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Speaker 1: to say normal people.

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Speaker 2: I could see why the residents would be a bit

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Speaker 2: bend out of shape about this.

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Speaker 4: And the villa's just nice. I think of thatched roofs

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Speaker 4: and things like that. That's to praise you.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 4: There a lot that we can and what form does

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Speaker 4: the festival take to people can?

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's a little intents.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to keep going until you crack, Brandon, do

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Speaker 1: I crap until you crack?

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Speaker 2: I think that's another tent, the weirdest another festival. The

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Speaker 2: three day Festival goes for three days. And this is

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Speaker 2: what they've got.

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Speaker 4: They've got frisk play tents. What frisk play going to

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Speaker 4: a tent?

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Speaker 1: Yep, and there's frisk play inside pole dancing.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about Polish people dancing around in

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Speaker 2: traditional costume.

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Speaker 4: What about the lap dancers from lap plan foam parties?

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Speaker 4: Come on, I hope it's foam mobile dungeons. How does

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Speaker 4: that imagine the.

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Speaker 1: Colection workers I have to set up it's like a

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Speaker 1: jumping castle.

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Speaker 4: But it's probably a dungeon.

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Speaker 2: Assembled on some sort of trailer. But the trailer would

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Speaker 2: have to have reinforced suspension.

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Speaker 4: How are we going to make this mobile?

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Speaker 2: You make a mobile?

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Speaker 4: And also do you.

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Speaker 1: Put it below ground or is it just woo like

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Speaker 1: the ghost train? Yeah, it's an approximation of a dungeon.

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Speaker 2: Just paper Mashe and Dracula, two red globes for eyes,

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Speaker 2: and sex games like like, what tell me? But plug bingo?

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Speaker 4: How does that work?

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Speaker 2: I'm not too sure. Imagine he's sitting there and you, oh, bingo.

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Speaker 4: I got the moving one. Do you think?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I understand. Grant ten slated toast. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: there's been noise complaints in the town of Allington because

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Speaker 2: of this, because of the afore mention thousand.

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Speaker 4: Swingers, which is the noisy bit. Well that's what they say,

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Speaker 4: not focusing.

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Speaker 2: The noise couplays came from conservative locals who didn't like

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Speaker 2: the sound of ear splitting orgasms.

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't know, Like, I don't know. Would

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Speaker 4: you feel prudish if you complained? I remember, dear prudish.

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Speaker 2: I remember years ago I was working down the snow

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Speaker 2: and I had we all had our individual rooms, but

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Speaker 2: lake comers to work down the snow, I had to

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Speaker 2: share rooms with other people. And there was a guy

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Speaker 2: called Pommy Paul, and he was a bit of a pantsman. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: can I, hey, bro, can I borrow your room? I've

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Speaker 2: got a sure thing, I mean, yeah, sure, mate, No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything. So anyway, he's down there and

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Speaker 2: he's tuning this young lady.

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Speaker 4: And tuning her having sex.

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Speaker 1: Where did you start using this language? I've never heard me.

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Speaker 4: I've never courting. Please.

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Speaker 2: He was courting me in my room. So anyway, I walk.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the common room where we'd hang and watch

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Speaker 2: videos and things like that. And then I just noticed

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Speaker 2: people heading down the long corridor to my room and

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Speaker 2: what's going on? There must be a party because it

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Speaker 2: was down the snow. Everyone was right into it, into

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Speaker 2: the tuning, and I've noticed that they're all going down

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Speaker 2: to where my room is and they're all sort of

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Speaker 2: listening at the door.

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Speaker 3: I'm wandering down and there's you could hear this orgasmy

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Speaker 3: woman oh yes, yes, yes, yelling out and one of

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Speaker 3: the people goes, oh, geez, look Jonesy's doing right in there.

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Speaker 4: And you're standing next to them, and.

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Speaker 2: He looked at me and he goes, hang on, why

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Speaker 2: you in there? I said, I even got in there,

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Speaker 2: and imagine how she's going to go when I gave it.

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Speaker 4: Do you do men like that big loud noises.

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Speaker 2: A touch. Yeah, you don't want commentary, that's for sure

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Speaker 2: like you, I think sexually, and I don't want to

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Speaker 2: put it to your head, but I think you would

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Speaker 2: be someone that would be there, be able to common commentation.

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Speaker 4: Like what what are you doing now?

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Speaker 1: You'd be look, let me just do it. Look, get

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Speaker 1: out of the way, let me do it, just do

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Speaker 1: it myself, and then the sound of us fighting.

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Speaker 4: Okay, kids, that's it for today.

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Speaker 2: Come back tomorrow from more of.

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Speaker 4: Chelsea than a man just cutting room for

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