Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: I was DJing before, I was musing.
Speaker 3: Very true, very true, everywhere you look, very true.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 1: Show one.
Speaker 4: Ninety eight Finals week. We'll get onto that June the
Speaker 4: next twenty minutes. If you've been paying attention to the
Speaker 4: show with us couple weeks so, you need to know
Speaker 4: right now is the Tower of power is here? It's
Speaker 4: been made. Perhaps have you seen the tower of power now?
Speaker 4: I have not three washing machines on top of each other.
Speaker 3: Just how you drew it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jack and I bumped into each other
Speaker 4: in reception. I won't go and see the tarror power.
Speaker 4: And we went to have a little look this morning
Speaker 4: at the two power. I'll say this, you don't really
Speaker 4: have any idea how small the entry to a washing
Speaker 4: machine is until you see it in position and you
Speaker 4: think about a footyball going through that. It's even harder
Speaker 4: than a week ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to know how many people who we
Speaker 5: think it's going to take a week before you give
Speaker 5: away one.
Speaker 4: I think we're going to be into the thirties or forties,
Speaker 4: because we're only giving them one shot, and it's just
Speaker 4: like that is a tiny I don't think a lot
Speaker 4: of actual players would be able to do that in
Speaker 4: one shot. It's really, really, really hard. Patsy, how was
Speaker 4: your break?
Speaker 2: I had a lovely break, thank you.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: On Friday I thought it was a busy week, though
Speaker 6: it was a busy week.
Speaker 4: Were you working, by the way, Friday afternoon?
Speaker 2: Was I working?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Doing the news?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Why were you doing the news Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 2: No, there's someone.
Speaker 4: Hit working here. They cloned you there.
Speaker 7: I don't say that.
Speaker 4: I presumed I was listening to pats You know.
Speaker 5: You're getting sucked into the replays like we try and
Speaker 5: trick people.
Speaker 4: Playing the news. I wouldn't rule out it's just broken out.
Speaker 4: We've landed on the moon, won't they do next?
Speaker 8: Didn't sound like me.
Speaker 4: I just presumed it was you.
Speaker 2: I'm coming in on my week off.
Speaker 4: No you sure? Friday afternoon? Absolutely not, because they sounded
Speaker 4: like a better version of you.
Speaker 6: Oh excuse now, that's not a nice way to come back.
Speaker 4: Let me start again. Hey, how was your break?
Speaker 9: I was all right?
Speaker 6: No, I had a message on Friday, I thought, you
Speaker 6: know what, it was a busy week because the Love
Speaker 6: God is still.
Speaker 2: Kind of in recovery mode, so he had lots.
Speaker 10: He's good.
Speaker 6: He's on the walking stick now after the miniscus repair,
Speaker 6: so he's getting their seventh week. But it's been a
Speaker 6: long a long do you hear that? It's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: but he's back driving and stuff sort of from today.
Speaker 2: So I was excited about that.
Speaker 4: Fair if I saw a guy with a walking stick,
Speaker 4: take just like getting his car, fat around with the
Speaker 4: keys to open the car and then getting.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, really, he'll be right.
Speaker 6: And then we had you know, school production and school
Speaker 6: term wrapping up, so it was busy, so I didn't
Speaker 6: have a lot of time to myself. So I thought,
Speaker 6: I'm going to steal ninety minutes on Friday and I'm
Speaker 6: going to get.
Speaker 2: A therapeutic massage.
Speaker 6: So it is a bit of agony, but it's got
Speaker 6: a hurt to pay off in the long run, you know,
Speaker 6: like it's got to hurt a massage to do any
Speaker 6: good I do.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get irritate those ones where it's basically
Speaker 4: just some sort of oil rub, isn't it. Yeah, this
Speaker 4: fashion right.
Speaker 6: No, No, it's got a fresh they got to get
Speaker 6: in there good, all the knots. The way I came out,
Speaker 6: it was about lunchtime. I thought, I am hungry, but
Speaker 6: I don't want to eat a lot. So I went
Speaker 6: to a nearby cafe and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 6: I could go just a kid's meal. That's all I need,
Speaker 6: Like I need like an adult's meal, but a mini
Speaker 6: version of it. Because you know, when you go out now,
Speaker 6: it's getting like America where you get like a whole
Speaker 6: big plate of food, like whole family could eat. Some
Speaker 6: of the main meals you get, they're huge, too big.
Speaker 6: I thought, I've just had a message. I don't want
Speaker 6: to overdo it.
Speaker 4: I will good that we get in all of your
Speaker 4: internal dialogue, end this story. Have you been like a
Speaker 4: storytelling master classes of it? Because I'll see your money back.
Speaker 4: I'm it's already, it's almost cut off. Six. She doesn't
Speaker 4: have the meal yet. Yeah, But I thought to myself,
Speaker 4: I'm on my left leg and then my right leg,
Speaker 4: and then I'll take a breath in while I'm moving
Speaker 4: as well. I look up around because that's what I thought, and.
Speaker 6: Because I wanted to order just a cheeseburger off the
Speaker 6: kid's meal anyway. The lady said I'm sorry, and I said, oh,
Speaker 6: you out of cheeseburgers, And you said, no, you can't.
Speaker 2: Order off the kids menu.
Speaker 4: What is it bother then?
Speaker 6: What is the difference? I'm still It's not like I'm
Speaker 6: going to do a runner. What's the difference if I
Speaker 6: order off? Why can't I order off the kids meal?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 4: Why didn't you say your kid was in the toilet?
Speaker 4: I have looked at me like we both knew. I
Speaker 4: was like challenge me, dare you too about the squitch
Speaker 4: an hour and a half? Yeah, I know it's really bad.
Speaker 4: You know those ones where you think you don't you
Speaker 4: get out? I got to go again.
Speaker 5: You could have set in your current ordered off Uber Eats,
Speaker 5: because they can't. That's why they can't verify for as
Speaker 5: any kids.
Speaker 2: They are great, that's that master stroke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so what they wouldn't let you have the kids burger?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 7: So I had to go.
Speaker 6: I just went with you know, the old smashed ever
Speaker 6: again off the breakfast. I don't see I don't see
Speaker 6: their difference. It's not like I do it every sing.
Speaker 4: Do you think everywhere enforces that rule?
Speaker 2: I reckon they do, do you? Yeah, I reckon they do.
Speaker 4: There's some places I think a bit a bit more
Speaker 4: relaxed if they knew you were a local there or something.
Speaker 4: Was this a place you'd ever been before?
Speaker 2: Was a local? It was local?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that terrifying story. It is fifteen
Speaker 4: minutes past six. We've got better stuff. We need better stuff.
Speaker 4: We can't come back like this after a week off.
Speaker 4: It's actually rude, know all that internal noise.
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Speaker 4: Grand Finals Week, Jack, how do you feel so first
Speaker 4: time in eighteen years two out of state teams in
Speaker 4: the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: I'm still excited. I really love.
Speaker 5: Saturday night's prelimit final so exciting and I am excited
Speaker 5: to say I'll be going for the Lions this week.
Speaker 5: There is Sydney supporter in the studio.
Speaker 4: I brought only actual pair of lie socks. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've made my decision. I thought about who. I've got
Speaker 4: no particular horse in this race. You've got to have
Speaker 4: wok into the Grand Final. I'm going to go for
Speaker 4: the Lions because Sydney, the Swans appear to have this
Speaker 4: smugness about.
Speaker 3: They're very smug. Yeah, I'm looking at one now. I
Speaker 3: for two years lived in Fifth Roy and obviously Brisbane
Speaker 3: before they were the Brisbane lines with the Fifth Roy line,
Speaker 3: so it only makes sense.
Speaker 4: You've got some history, You've got some history with it
Speaker 4: as well. Now I should just warn you the voice
Speaker 4: you're going to hear now is a very jubilant Swans fan.
Speaker 4: So first of all, real, congratulations, your tein are in
Speaker 4: the final.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 10: I didn't I expected more of that and less betrayaled.
Speaker 4: I was only a week ago lined with the line.
Speaker 12: It feels it feels spiteful if.
Speaker 4: It sounds like someone's nervous already.
Speaker 10: Wow, Now, actually you know what, I am at peace
Speaker 10: because I was watching the game. I was watching Brisbane
Speaker 10: play Geelong and as.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that an amazing game? Saturday crazy crazy? And then
Speaker 4: Geelong have come out yesterday with a lot of excuses
Speaker 4: about what there was COVID and then what did you
Speaker 4: hear onstand?
Speaker 5: Max Holmes's mom said that he had a bit of
Speaker 5: a tum tum before the game.
Speaker 10: I was getting very nervous when Geelong were up because
Speaker 10: I wasn't sure who I wanted to win, and when
Speaker 10: it looked like Gelong was going to be in the
Speaker 10: Grand Final. I was just having like PTSD flashbacks from
Speaker 10: twenty twenty two, and I was like, I do not
Speaker 10: want I do not want to play Geelong.
Speaker 12: I cannot stummach smash.
Speaker 4: It wasn't even like a real Grand final. They just
Speaker 4: smashed it and my life as well. Ketchy Perry's got
Speaker 4: a song about Aurora as well. Yeah, but she doesn't
Speaker 4: have a song about the noise of swam makes it's.
Speaker 12: A beautiful noise, beautiful noise.
Speaker 4: I so why are you peace?
Speaker 3: I just I.
Speaker 10: Really didn't want to lose to Geelong, And now I'm
Speaker 10: in a position where I think, even if we lose
Speaker 10: to Lions, and I'm used to losing grand finals because
Speaker 10: I've lost the last three, it's something I can stomach.
Speaker 10: I think get out more than.
Speaker 4: If you lose another Grand final.
Speaker 5: Yeah, after that Geelong Sydney Grand Final where you lost
Speaker 5: by eighty whatever points and you came in and you
Speaker 5: pretended that it was still in the jake because you
Speaker 5: got to see Robbie Willis Williams was great.
Speaker 12: Well, I'll get to see Katie Perry now.
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Speaker 4: So because this is going to be the first Grand
Speaker 4: Final eighteen years or two out of state teams. People
Speaker 4: I'm guessing will have already worked out over the weekend
Speaker 4: who they're going to become an honorary fan of this week.
Speaker 5: I think as soon as the final Sien went on
Speaker 5: Saturday night, you start the conversation of who you're going
Speaker 5: for Saturday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this house will become the honorary Lions fans or
Speaker 4: Swans until the Grand Final. Patsy, who you going to
Speaker 4: go for the Swans?
Speaker 6: Because Mike and Dad went for South Melbourne, so you know,
Speaker 6: I've got to do the right thing by the family.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's a divided show, Okay, Jack and I
Speaker 4: go in lines. I like, this is kind of an
Speaker 4: even split this week. Are you going to get any
Speaker 4: lines merch now? I do.
Speaker 3: I deeply loved the line.
Speaker 4: I just line socks yesterday and it felt wrong. I
Speaker 4: actually looked around, like, no one sees me doing this
Speaker 4: because I can put the socks on during the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: It's not like a big sort of going against the d.
Speaker 5: I know what it's like to get whipped up in
Speaker 5: the week of Grand Final. In twenty sixteen, bought a
Speaker 5: bulldog's jumper because they.
Speaker 3: Were on that dream run.
Speaker 5: And I wow, I wore our grand funnel and never
Speaker 5: had a youth for it every day. But that might
Speaker 5: not stop me from getting the lines one this week.
Speaker 4: Get the socks real, what's up? Very hard to hear, very.
Speaker 12: Hard to hear.
Speaker 10: Why the only times you're buying opposition merch is when
Speaker 10: it's against the Swan's in a Grand final.
Speaker 5: But that you've got to admit that bulldog's dream.
Speaker 3: Like a billion years.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is a zeros hero. This is not do
Speaker 4: you know what's going to keep me awake with joy?
Speaker 4: The fact that if the Swan's loose, just how upset
Speaker 4: he's going to be next Monday. That's keeping me going
Speaker 4: this week. It's firing me. This is not about the
Speaker 4: funniest thing to happen this weekend. It's the Swan's loose.
Speaker 4: It's good for I'd called the lol Grand Finals.
Speaker 5: I think there will be more people who don't have
Speaker 5: an affiliation with either side going for the.
Speaker 3: Lions this weekend and the Swans.
Speaker 5: Yes, most people find the Swans arrogant.
Speaker 4: They've got like eighties baddie vibes. Right, Pani is an
Speaker 4: amazing player, but he looks like a psycho that used
Speaker 4: to pick on small kids in an eighties.
Speaker 3: He kind of looks like the bad guy from Karate Kids.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, no, no no no no no no no
Speaker 4: no no no. As soon as I see him, I
Speaker 4: think he's going to flake me with his town. So
Speaker 4: he's doing it again.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 4: Hey, we got another couple of shows, my friend, this
Speaker 4: is the start. This is oh now we worked out
Speaker 4: to finally get real go.
Speaker 3: Against a piece of Lions merchandise every morning.
Speaker 4: Make if you're listening to this thinking I hadn't really
Speaker 4: thought about actually question, I'm not going on this weekend.
Speaker 4: Please become a Lions fan. No, just to annoy on
Speaker 4: the show, Join Jack and Ice six day Lions game. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's going to be a Lions fan for the next
Speaker 4: six days until Saturday night when they when they lift
Speaker 4: that trophy. We've been in this Sunday, all right, So
Speaker 4: who are you going to go for this weekend at
Speaker 4: the Grand Final? You're going to become an honorary Swans
Speaker 4: fan or Lions.
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Speaker 4: Friday night during the Port and the Sons, I was
Speaker 4: at my twenty year old daughter Ruby. She second year
Speaker 4: at University of Melbourne, and we went to watch her
Speaker 4: and a play. I thought those were that was all
Speaker 4: behind us now, But okay, okay, thought this was your
Speaker 4: leaved home. Then you know we don't have to okay Shakespeare?
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: We at my school we did not do Shakespeare right,
Speaker 4: So I had no idea what was going on?
Speaker 3: So hard to understand it really was?
Speaker 4: Which one, guys, it was two and a half hours.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, two and a half hours.
Speaker 4: You love your kids. Ruby was brilliant in its as.
Speaker 3: Moral as one of them.
Speaker 4: Interest but she was. She's incredible. But two and a
Speaker 4: half hours Friday night, right, And luckily there were two
Speaker 4: fellow students sat next to me and one one was
Speaker 4: a huge Swans fan and he had his perfectly positioned
Speaker 4: on his feet. Well, we could watch the game. That's
Speaker 4: also enjoying Midsummer's Night fever or whatever it was it
Speaker 4: was going on as well.
Speaker 3: Ruby said, like I kept looking down and seeing just
Speaker 3: the top of your head.
Speaker 4: It's really just absorbing in the drama and the misdirection
Speaker 4: the great bead as well. And I'll say this about
Speaker 4: the Saturday night game as well, twilight Foot. He looks
Speaker 4: and feels great. There's something different about it. I can't
Speaker 4: work out what it is the way it looks. There's
Speaker 4: an atmosphere there. I think the Grand Final one day,
Speaker 4: will we go? Will go twice?
Speaker 5: I wonder if they put the prelim there to get us, yes,
Speaker 5: geared up for like, how will we enjoy that pre.
Speaker 4: You know, if you want that, we can have more
Speaker 4: of that. Tell you what the more I think about
Speaker 4: my my new favorite team in the world, the Lions. Yeah, Katie,
Speaker 4: it's a sign. She's got a song about the roaring
Speaker 4: they will rare in those timid little Swani aggressive fold. No, no,
Speaker 4: this is what you'll be listening to as you lose again.
Speaker 4: Oh darkness. All right, So who are you going to
Speaker 4: go for this weekend? The Mighty Lions or the Sydney Signs,
Speaker 4: Because if you go for Sydney, then you might as
Speaker 4: well just start listening to color Jackie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're right right.
Speaker 4: It's a halfway house. It starts to creep in like that.
Speaker 4: Be very careful. Nine for one for one oh four three. Catherine,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, how are you all.
Speaker 4: I'm good, happy Manda, have you a lovely weekend. So
Speaker 4: who you can who do you normally bear it for? Catherine,
Speaker 4: normally barrick for Collenwood this weekend. Who you be bricking for?
Speaker 13: I'll be burricking for the Lions for a variety of reasons.
Speaker 4: One of the variety of reasons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mum was a Fitzroy supporter.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 9: My most of my family live in Queensland.
Speaker 14: I'm a Leo.
Speaker 4: That's a great reason that one. Then do all the
Speaker 4: other stuff.
Speaker 14: That's the main reason.
Speaker 3: The clincher my husband's barricking to the swan.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 5: You've got to risk your smugness in your house, nos.
Speaker 4: Catherine, that's great, Okay, thank you very much. Give us
Speaker 4: a cool have good week. Welcome bye Cam, Good morning Cam,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Cam. So you're you're a Cats fan? Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm a Cat fan. That's a hard one to wear. Yesterday,
Speaker 4: but that was a tough day.
Speaker 3: Oh it was so disappointing.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there's more bloody way that I'm going with
Speaker 4: a lie. No way, do even ask you if it insult.
Speaker 12: Well, you always won Cam after two years ago, so
Speaker 12: it's actually the.
Speaker 8: Least you can do.
Speaker 4: Not happening. Well, you will have to accept they all right,
Speaker 4: we're gonna win. Okay, Cam, thank you very much. God,
Speaker 4: it's got a Samantha. Good morning, Samantha. Are you going
Speaker 4: to go for this weekend? Swans?
Speaker 13: And I'm going to go to Brisbane Lyons?
Speaker 4: Now? Now why Well, my dad.
Speaker 13: Was a long term Fitzroy supporter back in the days
Speaker 13: before they changed over and went to Brisbane and he
Speaker 13: was like the best step father and best dad I
Speaker 13: ever had. And yeah, I mean and he was a
Speaker 13: Leo as well.
Speaker 4: And it's going to be a big decider. No, there's
Speaker 4: not screwed. Okay, Yeah, that's great, Samantha. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: you call me.
Speaker 13: Thank you guys, have a great day.
Speaker 4: But you know, suddenly, like words start trending down May
Speaker 4: there were nowhere this week You're going to hear a
Speaker 4: lot of tenuous Fitzroy connections, aren't you.
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Speaker 4: You know, I feel sorry for actually both the fans,
Speaker 4: the Line fans and the Swans fans who have to
Speaker 4: actually come into Melbourne this week and go to that
Speaker 4: revolting airport that we have. Melbourne is an amazing city,
Speaker 4: but that airport is a dive isn't it. I flew
Speaker 4: I was away for a couple of days and I
Speaker 4: flew back into Melbourne on Thursday. There's like just getting
Speaker 4: out of there as well and going back home. There's
Speaker 4: like roadworks everywhere and thinking, oh, it's even harder for
Speaker 4: them to get to it, and there was major, major
Speaker 4: roadworks and there should be like apologies everywhere to all
Speaker 4: the Swans you know, who are flocking it. And they yeah,
Speaker 4: Lions fans who are coming you know, out of states
Speaker 4: are flyings and arrive at that airport. So we just
Speaker 4: had a week off and I went up to Byron
Speaker 4: Bay and I was staying at a retreat for three
Speaker 4: nights outside of Byron Bay. And I've noticed that the
Speaker 4: locals who don't don't want to say that they're from
Speaker 4: Byron Bay. They call it Northern Rivers. So it's in
Speaker 4: the Northern Rivers area, and there's a treat And it
Speaker 4: was only about twenty one of these little little rooms
Speaker 4: and they're all sort of quite close together, and one
Speaker 4: after I was only I should just say, by the way,
Speaker 4: I was the only guy there. One guy?
Speaker 3: How many? How many other people?
Speaker 4: There was about thirty ish women and energy towards strong energy.
Speaker 4: A lot of us say this projection towards me because
Speaker 4: some of them were going through breakups with their husbands
Speaker 4: and as they were talking to me about it, they
Speaker 4: were like getting angry a couple of times. So I'm
Speaker 4: not I am a man and I'm not the man
Speaker 4: that did that. I know that, I no, no, but
Speaker 4: just it's the energy is really keep staring at me.
Speaker 4: And one of them was telling me about what this
Speaker 4: husband done. True was pointing at me and went again,
Speaker 4: I'm Christian, I'm not the guy. But there was a
Speaker 4: there was a lot of just it was a lot.
Speaker 4: It's just a lot. There a lot of what they're
Speaker 4: going through. It's the only guy there. And they made
Speaker 4: me feel welcome. But every woman I walked into they
Speaker 4: would just be like, anyway, one afternoon after a massage,
Speaker 4: you know, you were talking about going for your massage, Patsy,
Speaker 4: and you get you're a bit sort of you feel
Speaker 4: very grounded with a good massage. Don't you feel like
Speaker 4: I really need to have a snooze now. And I
Speaker 4: went into what I thought was my room, and then
Speaker 4: I saw that it was a lady on the bed
Speaker 4: in her dressing gown that I gave an absolute fright
Speaker 4: to because it was like normal doors, there were these
Speaker 4: sliding glass doors. And as I opened it, she looked
Speaker 4: at me and she sort of went, this is my room.
Speaker 4: And you know, when you're confused, you go this is
Speaker 4: my room. And then I think, oh my god, she's
Speaker 4: lying on this bed in her dressing gown. And she went, oh,
Speaker 4: you gave me quite the fright. And then there was
Speaker 4: this strange thing for a couple of seconds. Well, we
Speaker 4: didn't know. I didn't quite know what to do. And
Speaker 4: then when I told my wife that night, I so,
Speaker 4: do you want to believe there's accidentally got into the wrong
Speaker 4: room and lady on the bed in an interesting gown?
Speaker 4: My wife went, what's she attractive? This has got an accident?
Speaker 4: Is an accident. An accident is an accident. It's got
Speaker 4: nothing to do with that. It just seems suspicious to me.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of you doing this before you're away.
Speaker 4: You know, suddenly your accidentally. I said, if I want
Speaker 4: to have an affair, I would just go door to door.
Speaker 4: So are you interested? Will you touch it?
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Speaker 4: Podcastle's Make Your Weekend Send Christian test.
Speaker 10: You don't see its words or less.
Speaker 3: Telling about your week cand.
Speaker 10: Was it not?
Speaker 12: Did you go to Hends?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Full seven three one oh four three? What happened
Speaker 4: to you this weekend? Patsy?
Speaker 2: I am morphing into my parents.
Speaker 6: I was on Facebook the other night in bed and
Speaker 6: I noticed one of my depressing don't you check your
Speaker 6: phone before you go to sleep on Facebook?
Speaker 4: That s are there? Fellow middle aged mumblers? No, no,
Speaker 4: it's so boring. It's how I keep this face so boring.
Speaker 4: You age yourself. You're calling them that.
Speaker 2: I've got other stuff from one inster as well.
Speaker 4: But your heart belongs to Facebook. Your daughters wouldn't be
Speaker 4: they laugh, They go people like you old people. Because
Speaker 4: I was like, I think I need to get a
Speaker 4: TikTok account. They won't stay off for that. Facebook's more.
Speaker 4: I think I shut my account down and he's going
Speaker 4: so boring.
Speaker 2: I must have left Facebook for family and friends, school friends.
Speaker 4: What are you reading on that?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 6: One of my friends is just posted talking about getting old,
Speaker 6: posted this picture, beautiful picture of her veggie garden.
Speaker 4: Shut it down. You're missing out, sure, and then you
Speaker 4: find yourself commenting on just nothing a nice keen was
Speaker 4: because someone put a new baby photo up there and
Speaker 4: another friend didn't comment on it for three days. They
Speaker 4: fell out for a year. Really, Yes, people lose their
Speaker 4: mind about what kind of emoji you did? The thumb down,
Speaker 4: the thumb up.
Speaker 6: Well, I did like Jody's post because I was very
Speaker 6: joy I went to school with us.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I didn't know this is the character.
Speaker 6: No, anyway, I did go to I did go to comment,
Speaker 6: and then I deleted it because I thought, this is.
Speaker 4: Like a a me. You've got a problem.
Speaker 6: Because I started to write it has been a spectacular season.
Speaker 9: For Citrus citrus.
Speaker 2: And I was remembering Jack's lemon tree, which is station lemons.
Speaker 4: There's a Facebook How big are these lemons? Madam?
Speaker 2: But I thought, no, I sound like my mother. Delete delete, delete,
Speaker 2: delete delete.
Speaker 4: So I back down, But you'd be back in the
Speaker 4: next cover day? Is Commington on some posts? Some boring
Speaker 4: photo from a friend. Oh what a lovely season it's
Speaker 4: been for Citrus. Three lights, Jackie boy, what's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 5: Realizing you can't go anywhere nice with kids, So as
Speaker 5: Gordy gets to two and a half years old, we
Speaker 5: went away to any Lee's Beach House, which is a
Speaker 5: stunning house. And we used to love going there because
Speaker 5: it felt really lux and we wouldn't usually hold out
Speaker 5: and play and it was free and you can put
Speaker 5: your feet up. But now all of a sudden you're
Speaker 5: not anymore because.
Speaker 4: Beautiful place he's got there, and he cares about it,
Speaker 4: and he's a very clean ordered man.
Speaker 3: So two couples and two toddlers another that I don't know.
Speaker 4: You might as well just take two drunks and put
Speaker 4: them in there. Seriously, they'll be the same effect.
Speaker 2: They've probably got like nice works of arts.
Speaker 3: They've got, yes, an ornamental pieces, nice works of.
Speaker 4: Original from the one hundred. Soon he going brought it?
Speaker 4: Has he been in there? Now he presents them with
Speaker 4: the one hundred. And he's written these irritating kids books
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: That's the end of my story. Gordy threw a Picasso
Speaker 3: in the we've got pay for it. But he's got all.
Speaker 5: He's got a lot of frame photos up at Gordy's level.
Speaker 5: So Gordy's carrying Andy's family into the.
Speaker 3: Toilet and.
Speaker 5: Put it down, and then anything that has a button
Speaker 5: on it. So he's got all the blinds.
Speaker 3: Of remote controlled. All the eirconnes are remote controlled.
Speaker 5: Gordy's carrying them into different rooms, so we don't know
Speaker 5: which one goes where. Then at one point the two
Speaker 5: of them had an axe from the fuck for cutting
Speaker 5: the firewood outside they carry. It's heavy and so heavy
Speaker 5: they got to carry it together. And then of course
Speaker 5: when you're packing up the house Sundays, how did you
Speaker 5: even hours and hours? Because as you go to one
Speaker 5: room and you're like, all right, put all these like
Speaker 5: ornamental wooden bowling pins back where they belong, and then
Speaker 5: you go and pack your suitcase, and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, the bowling pins are spread out across the
Speaker 5: land room.
Speaker 3: Again, it took three times as long as to pack
Speaker 3: up as he would usually getting out of a house normally.
Speaker 4: I used to think when when the girls were younger,
Speaker 4: they're that age, it's almost like they they're making their
Speaker 4: own hidden camera prank shirts were like, you've got to
Speaker 4: be everything with me. You know, they know they know
Speaker 4: what they're doing here. This isn't like once maybe it's
Speaker 4: an accident, but it's an orchestra's reign of tenners.
Speaker 5: Let's remove one thing from all the different games from
Speaker 5: Backcammon from connect for that. All the pieces are perfectly
Speaker 5: back where with people left?
Speaker 4: How can we really screw with them?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast, tell.
Speaker 4: Us about your weekend and six works come on in
Speaker 4: Glen Kids to Lego Land? So much screaming. You're taking
Speaker 4: a Gordy to Lego Land?
Speaker 3: Where is Lego Land?
Speaker 4: But I know there's one in London?
Speaker 2: Chatty?
Speaker 4: Is that Chester?
Speaker 5: But it's not like because we went when I was thirteen,
Speaker 5: we went to a Lego Land in Denmark that was
Speaker 5: like a Disneyland roller coasters.
Speaker 3: There's like a theme park.
Speaker 4: They ain't going to be like that Chester. I'd imagine
Speaker 4: that is some sort of place where you go in
Speaker 4: dumb kids. Well, mom and dad do some shopping, go
Speaker 4: build something. Come on to see Linda my six work
Speaker 4: kick We can hurt my back watching TV sign new
Speaker 4: baby born back to work. Congratulations to Brandon. Talking about
Speaker 4: big news of the weekend Kate and are we allowed
Speaker 4: to talk about your big news over the weekend? Producer Kaitlyn, Yeah,
Speaker 4: of course you can so share everyone. Ken just had
Speaker 4: a very very special weekend.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So after eight and a half years I got engaged.
Speaker 4: His sister Oh you did. It's incredible, so complete surprise.
Speaker 9: You had no idea complete surprise. Genuinely. We joked about
Speaker 9: it for many years.
Speaker 4: I was like that joke being.
Speaker 3: One of those, always one of the funniest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one with a little chap in there as well,
Speaker 4: velvet glove.
Speaker 9: Yeah. So I was very patient.
Speaker 4: Who you pretend to be? Right now? That microphone? Brillian
Speaker 4: Day goes fine, it is fine, It's just fine. It's fine.
Speaker 3: It's fine every holiday that you've come back. Yeah, bitter
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she bends down to her shoes. Yes, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: yes to the dress. I love that TV show. No,
Speaker 4: you've been very patient.
Speaker 9: I've been very patient. But it was actually perfect.
Speaker 4: And uh, that's what happened to take us there? Where
Speaker 4: were you?
Speaker 9: So we went away to Millowa.
Speaker 11: We're on away for the weekend, and we stayed at
Speaker 11: this beautiful Lancemore estate and then we did a really
Speaker 11: slow lunch at Brown Brothers and it was really really nice.
Speaker 12: And then.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we got back to the hotel room.
Speaker 11: And she was like, oh, I'll move the chair over
Speaker 11: here and watch sunset, and I just thought, you know,
Speaker 11: that's something that we would do. And then yeah, we're
Speaker 11: sitting there and she's like, oh, dear, does everyone keep
Speaker 11: messaging you in.
Speaker 9: Saying like, oh when you get engaged like rings all
Speaker 9: the time? Every time we go away, that's what would happen.
Speaker 11: And I was like, oh, yeah, all the time. And
Speaker 11: then she's like, well, why don't we put it to rest?
Speaker 11: And then she pulled out the ring and I yeah,
Speaker 11: So for like five minutes, I actually couldn't speak, and
Speaker 11: I'm a talker, so it must have been nice.
Speaker 4: You can't keep doing that every weekend?
Speaker 11: No wrong, she said, it was the longest time I've
Speaker 11: ever been that quiet.
Speaker 4: But you couldn't believe.
Speaker 9: It genuinely, I could.
Speaker 11: I For one, it was like taking in the fact
Speaker 11: that she asked me to marry her, which I've dreamed
Speaker 11: of since I met her.
Speaker 4: How lovely people.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and then it was taking in the ring because
Speaker 11: it was exactly what I wanted and it was.
Speaker 4: Beautiful and it's a beautiful. It's hard for me to
Speaker 4: focus on the show today because it's actually in my eyes.
Speaker 4: If you want to see it out, go and google Earth.
Speaker 4: I mean, Wowser is beautiful.
Speaker 9: It's very big.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've seen that movie Blood Died with Leo DiCaprio
Speaker 4: really had to go down that way shops several times.
Speaker 4: I get that one out.
Speaker 3: Someone else on the other end.
Speaker 4: But you've been very patient, very.
Speaker 9: Patient, she saved up for.
Speaker 4: And then she's weather pattern, it's so big.
Speaker 9: Then she said finally, so is that a yes?
Speaker 11: Because I'd completely forgotten that it was a proposal, and yeah.
Speaker 11: I was just in so much shock, and then I
Speaker 11: obviously was like, oh my god, yes, yes, and then yeah,
Speaker 11: it was just a beautiful afternoon, surrounded by everyone that
Speaker 11: we really loved and telling them and everyone celebrating.
Speaker 4: How did your dad react? Test?
Speaker 9: My dad cried for about five minutes on the phone.
Speaker 4: I cried when I saw the photo, and you're not
Speaker 4: my daughter. I was just I can only imagine what
Speaker 4: it meant your dad so now close you are to
Speaker 4: your mum and dad. But I bet Dad was over
Speaker 4: the moon for you. Did he know?
Speaker 9: Dad knew?
Speaker 11: So Zem asked him the week and before because he
Speaker 11: was visiting us, and she said he also cried then
Speaker 11: when yeah, and then yeah, he was the most emotional.
Speaker 11: So for a very long time, he was just very
Speaker 11: proud of us because we've been through a lot in
Speaker 11: the half years that we've been together. So he was
Speaker 11: just yeah, very very proud and very emotional. And I'm
Speaker 11: his only daughter, so yeah, there was lots of emotions.
Speaker 3: Congratulating and congratulations.
Speaker 4: And then when are you.
Speaker 11: Thinking I want to do it in like twenty twenty six,
Speaker 11: like early.
Speaker 4: In the year, right, And when my kids want to
Speaker 4: know are we going to be invited now? They were like,
Speaker 4: do you think we've gone? They were like this yesterday
Speaker 4: they were like, oh my god, it's going to be in
Speaker 4: my first wedding. It's a gay one. Oh oh, they
Speaker 4: were so excited. It's a whopper. It's a gay one.
Speaker 4: I don't even know how they do it. It's going
Speaker 4: to be amazing. Cart wheeling down the eis happen, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 11: So that what was really cute is at the lunch
Speaker 11: then was like, oh, we should like write down who
Speaker 11: we would even because we were just talking about it,
Speaker 11: because we obviously talk about it quite a bit because
Speaker 11: of Speen.
Speaker 9: Eight and a half years.
Speaker 4: But you've been so patient brought up. I've a ready
Speaker 4: got a list of the guests. Give a news book.
Speaker 4: I've got one every January for the next twenty years.
Speaker 9: Yes, you are absolutely invited.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: There's nothing like this city. This week is their finals week.
Speaker 4: The weather's going to be great all week right into Saturday,
Speaker 4: twenty five degrees. Yessay, it's going to be for the
Speaker 4: grand final this weekend. We've got our handball Final happening
Speaker 4: on the show this Thursday, where this is crazy role.
Speaker 4: We've got twenty brand new Frish and Michael washing machines
Speaker 4: front loaders for you to win. They're all going to
Speaker 4: be given away. They have to be given away on
Speaker 4: one this Thursday on the show. Here's what you need to.
Speaker 12: Do this spot so crazy.
Speaker 10: You win a washing machine if you can take.
Speaker 4: A funny and handle yep. A hand on final is
Speaker 4: finally here this Thursday, twenty rand new washing machines. They've
Speaker 4: all got to go. But how long will it take
Speaker 4: us to get through these? So we're going to line
Speaker 4: up at least one hundred of you to come along
Speaker 4: this Thursday and after eight we lapong of the phone lines.
Speaker 4: If you want to take part on nine four one
Speaker 4: four one oh four to three, you get one go
Speaker 4: one shot. Can you get in the washing machine? If
Speaker 4: you do, you win it immediately. First twenty that get
Speaker 4: it in win the twenty washing machines. It's as simple
Speaker 4: as that. Only it's not because now we've seen the
Speaker 4: washing machines. They're here at the radio station I wanted.
Speaker 4: Three of these fishing and pikel were frontloading washing machines
Speaker 4: stacked on top of each other in a tower of power.
Speaker 4: The Tower of power is now here. Jack and Ree
Speaker 4: are out there in front of it. Jack described the scene.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're in a big conference room on the side
Speaker 5: of the building which looks out over the mcg and
Speaker 5: Melbourne Park. And then they've astroturfed every square inch of the.
Speaker 3: Conference room looks like the football field in here.
Speaker 5: And then we've got the tower of power, three field
Speaker 5: sharm pikeles stacked on top of each other, the middle one,
Speaker 5: the center one is the bull's eye.
Speaker 3: The door has been removed. That's where you've got to
Speaker 3: get the footy.
Speaker 4: It looks smaller that the entry to bang the drum
Speaker 4: and be the one and when the washing machine looks tiny.
Speaker 5: So our line is four meters from the washing machine
Speaker 5: and there is I give myself very little chance of
Speaker 5: getting this in all right.
Speaker 4: So first of all, then the person who thinks he's
Speaker 4: got the greatest sporting prowess on the show, is producer Rio.
Speaker 4: Why doesn't Reo have a go live right now? Let's
Speaker 4: test it.
Speaker 3: Out, all right, I've got the ball.
Speaker 10: I'm the exactly four meters away from the washing machine
Speaker 10: making myself.
Speaker 5: He's pulling his headphones out so that he doesn't have
Speaker 5: any distractions.
Speaker 3: He can tell you really he's head the left hand side,
Speaker 3: but it is not in good strong. Can you hold
Speaker 3: my microphone.
Speaker 4: Now, Jackie boy, you have a go now?
Speaker 3: All right? Can you come on this side and hold
Speaker 3: my microphone? Thank you?
Speaker 4: You have my micro both ready?
Speaker 12: Christian?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Rio, you commentate. He takes the shot. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's nowhere near.
Speaker 3: That didn't even hit the tower of the power.
Speaker 4: That we didn't hear.
Speaker 12: He didn't hit a single.
Speaker 4: Washing machine to take it was nowhere near.
Speaker 3: That piece of wood on the struts up.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that that's keeping the tower of power
Speaker 4: of them falling on listeners to Thursday.
Speaker 3: Actually, no joke.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at it exposed now right now? What did
Speaker 5: I do to that piece of wood back there?
Speaker 4: Well, you don't wear a washing machine at this fair?
Speaker 4: All right? Rio, take three shots now, I'm really worried
Speaker 4: that we're not going to give any away Thursday.
Speaker 5: Now, just want we will go just we've made it
Speaker 5: to the sheer amount of numbers.
Speaker 3: Okay, Rea is having a second.
Speaker 4: Go Rio take three shots.
Speaker 3: No, no, we're getting worse. We're getting worse.
Speaker 5: All right, he wants you to take three shots. Hell no, okay,
Speaker 5: he's missed. He hasn't even hit a washing machine on
Speaker 5: the second shot, third and final shot. We got to
Speaker 5: prove that it can go in pretty close? How closes
Speaker 5: so far? Hit the left hand side?
Speaker 4: Jackie opening take three? Jack what no, very low? But
Speaker 4: he hit metal.
Speaker 3: That time. I actually hit a washing machine, which, gosh,
Speaker 3: well done thing. Okay, here we go, come.
Speaker 12: On, do we have a winner?
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 4: All right, it is doable.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, then Hamball final this Thursday. On the show,
Speaker 4: we're going to line up loads of you. You just
Speaker 4: count one shot. Can you get the foot tee in
Speaker 4: the washing machine? Get in you win the washing machine.
Speaker 4: There are twenty to be won this Thursday. Nine four
Speaker 4: one four one O four three Jack just got it
Speaker 4: in in second go.
Speaker 5: Fourth, go our eight between the three and I had
Speaker 5: to get one in one in eight and that's.
Speaker 4: One go each. The show starts at six am. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 4: it's going to be a long day Thursday.
Speaker 5: You definitely need some range finders, don't you. Rere We
Speaker 5: hit the We didn't even hit the washing machines to
Speaker 5: start with one in the middle.
Speaker 4: And our line then is four meters away from the
Speaker 4: washing machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's up to us as well. We can move
Speaker 3: it closer.
Speaker 4: If we went at four, we would come three by
Speaker 4: seven am this Thursday. Eventually you're just placing it. It'll
Speaker 4: be lunchtime, all right. And then there's been some people
Speaker 4: want to come down this Thursday, and everyone is welcome.
Speaker 4: You don't need any kind of footy prowess or experience.
Speaker 4: Anyone is welcome. Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: Trust me. By Thursday, you'd be grateful to have this.
Speaker 4: In Canada, it's school holidays, okay, So bring the kids
Speaker 4: down nine four one four one oh four three. Rachel,
Speaker 4: good morning, Yeah, Rachel, Rachel, fancy coming along Thursday to
Speaker 4: the Hamburg Final.
Speaker 13: And I'll be bringing the kids to some Yeah, they're
Speaker 13: trying to upstage me, but I'm going to go for
Speaker 13: it all right?
Speaker 4: So how many? How old are your kids?
Speaker 13: Eight and eleven?
Speaker 4: Eight and eleven? And who are they? Who's coming along
Speaker 4: with you?
Speaker 13: Macke's eleven and Matilda's eight?
Speaker 4: All right, team Rachel. We'll see your Thursday. Good luck.
Speaker 4: Thank you God, Nick, Good morning, Nick, day morning, guys
Speaker 4: are Yeah, we're good. So Nick, you fancy taking out
Speaker 4: in the handball final? Yes?
Speaker 1: Mate, My daughter's just had a house dot she's going
Speaker 1: to move in a couple of weeks time, and I
Speaker 1: want to be the best dad out and give her
Speaker 1: a brain.
Speaker 13: New washing machine for the new house.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I really want you to win it.
Speaker 4: My season's over.
Speaker 6: I'm a Richmond supporter, but this will be my graind
Speaker 6: final if I can win a washing Your season.
Speaker 4: Is because of this weekend. It was over round one.
Speaker 4: But yes, a fallen Tags fan, you have to come down,
Speaker 4: yes to see if you can now win the machine
Speaker 4: for your daughter. Nick. I love that, I'll see I'll
Speaker 4: see you Thursday. Catherine. You coming down?
Speaker 13: Hey, Hey guys, how are you good?
Speaker 4: Catherine? So you fancy coming along on Thursday and winning
Speaker 4: washing machine?
Speaker 11: Absolutely, I'm the world's worst handballer.
Speaker 13: I am an eagle supporter, so I probably.
Speaker 4: Can do better than them.
Speaker 13: However, was Yeah, I'm going to practice my absolute heart
Speaker 13: out try and win one.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, great, you've got three days to get some
Speaker 4: practice in. Come down Thursday. Good luck, Catherine, Thank you.
Speaker 4: See then, Alan, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good out.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: There are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good now, Alan, you fancy you think you
Speaker 4: can do it in one shot? Get the ball in
Speaker 4: the drum.
Speaker 14: Look, I'm hoping. So I really really want to have
Speaker 14: a go at this Brisbane line supporter at the g
Speaker 14: on the weekend to watch that game.
Speaker 4: Make an amazing game.
Speaker 14: I was incredible my voice back now, yeah, I know
Speaker 14: it was fantastic. So you know, maybe it's a good
Speaker 14: week for me. I'm sitting in a ballot now waiting
Speaker 14: for a Grandpa ticket.
Speaker 4: Un list you've got some, no, I know, someone just
Speaker 4: emailed me on some with six tickets. I don't know
Speaker 4: how can if I had any, I'm going, you ain't going.
Speaker 14: I'd love to go, but who knows. If there's a
Speaker 14: Swanye supporter there maybe a little bit of a contest
Speaker 14: between the Lions and the Swamps.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we've got a Swans fan on the show
Speaker 4: Rio so but Adam and I good luck today. I
Speaker 4: really hope you get a ticket and you get to
Speaker 4: see the game this weekend. It should be this great much,
Speaker 4: it should be a great Grand Final.
Speaker 14: I think it's fantastic. I was there last year unfortunately
Speaker 14: for the lost. But this year is our year.
Speaker 4: This year is oh yeah, twenty twenty fourwards our year
Speaker 4: twenty three. Yes, and Adam Wonderson, You've got to come
Speaker 4: down Thursday. Okay, good luck.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 4: Thank you, all right, Sally, Good morning, Sally, Good morning,
Speaker 4: team morning Sally. So you fancy coming down? You think
Speaker 4: you could do it? You can win and wash the
Speaker 4: machine in one shot. Look, I'll have a crack.
Speaker 13: I'll be practicing for the next three days and I'll
Speaker 13: give it my best.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Have you got a front loaded to practice on?
Speaker 13: We all have to wreak something up.
Speaker 4: We'll have to work out the dimensions and four meters okay,
Speaker 4: it's just about hip height. Get an put turn a
Speaker 4: bin on its side. That would be good practice for now.
Speaker 1: Okay, great idea.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Sally. Was he you Thursday? Okay?
Speaker 1: The Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every Monday, we do someone called the misheard lyrics. If
Speaker 4: you've never done this before, we never heard it before.
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Speaker 4: Or is the king recording a trout? He's recording a trout.
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Speaker 4: Danny kim Cairn's Betty Davis eyes all the better just
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Speaker 14: Don't hear.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be my hero. Now, I wanted mix says
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Speaker 4: come on him some great ones today. Kimmy's got this
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Speaker 4: Sounds so much like any of our other songs. From
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Speaker 4: when I you miss heard of the lyrics, email me
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank you
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Speaker 4: This Thursday three shows time it is our handball final.
Speaker 4: Can you get a footee in a washing machine? If
Speaker 4: you can, you can win one of twenty brand new
Speaker 4: washing machines that are all going to be given away.
Speaker 4: Have to be given away on Thursday show Jack, you've
Speaker 4: had to go actually doing this. You saw how hard
Speaker 4: it is. Both you and Rioa get out about eight
Speaker 4: shots and you actually mentioned it to get it.
Speaker 5: I managed to getting improving that it can be done.
Speaker 5: Washing machines will be given away Thursday.
Speaker 4: Do you think we'll have given away all twenty by
Speaker 4: nine am? Or do you think we're going to be
Speaker 4: running late. I think we'll be running lately. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: so before we have the handball final on Thursday, a k.
Speaker 4: There are a couple of things we need from you guys.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like a shopping list. But he's the
Speaker 4: Rio just said. By the way, we've got some shopping
Speaker 4: sound effects in case any of you listening will confused,
Speaker 4: Like shopping, what does he mean? That English guy? Is
Speaker 4: everything they do over there in the Northern Hemisphere shop
Speaker 4: met This might jog your memory? What do you bloody say?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Now I know what you so? And then this apparently
Speaker 4: we all sing it when we go through shops. Whenever
Speaker 4: I do my weekly shots. All worst, I'm saying down
Speaker 4: the aisle singing material material fake beans. Now you know
Speaker 4: what we're talking about? A shopping list, Yes, all right,
Speaker 4: on the shopping list. We need a big drum, so
Speaker 4: the jack you can do a kind of live drum
Speaker 4: roll or even like.
Speaker 5: A are we asking for just a timpanee like we
Speaker 5: heard there, or are can be a snare drum.
Speaker 4: No, not snare drum. No, kettle drum. Bongos not bongos. Okay,
Speaker 4: bongos not needed. You're not coming in the building. You've
Speaker 4: got bomb goes. No, we need a big, big drum,
Speaker 4: big drum. Is that a kettle drum? More than this thing?
Speaker 4: I think that's timpany Yeah, that's a timpany one. We
Speaker 4: want the kettle that boom boom, boom boom. You know
Speaker 4: they might have done it with the rowboats years, he goes,
Speaker 4: you know, like Viking three. Yes, yeah, it makes perfect
Speaker 4: sense in the handball final with a Viking element. Now
Speaker 4: we need Vikings. We need lowbos, funeral pile, we need
Speaker 4: those helmets with all right, so we need a large drum.
Speaker 4: So where would we get hold of one of those
Speaker 4: drums for us?
Speaker 5: Every drum doesn't every high school have closed to the.
Speaker 4: Moment, Open up the school and give us your drum.
Speaker 4: Oh the other thing, by the way, whether that can
Speaker 4: we just speak to cue the video guy. I just
Speaker 4: want to check how he's got on. I a we
Speaker 4: could go to when we said it'd be great if
Speaker 4: he could have live streaming from within the washing machine.
Speaker 8: C Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah you kangaroo last week.
Speaker 8: I did hit a kangaroo last week, just.
Speaker 4: Driving around mowing down kangaroos. Where are you going?
Speaker 8: I was actually coming back to Melbourne to get some
Speaker 8: work done. Hell car, okay car, we'll need fixing.
Speaker 4: Okay, kangaroo.
Speaker 8: Kangaroo might need a lot more fixing.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't come on here on a Monday. Just make
Speaker 4: it up. Say no, it hopped off. It was absolutely fine.
Speaker 4: Now run them in a school run as well. Cue.
Speaker 4: How you that streaming camera within the washing machine?
Speaker 8: Drum streaming camera is all good to go.
Speaker 3: Have you tested it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been streaming over the weekend.
Speaker 8: I have not been streaming over the weekend, though.
Speaker 3: I didn't see a camera in there with hand no no, no, no,
Speaker 3: and haws it.
Speaker 4: Have you tested it?
Speaker 8: I'll be testing it today. But the camera works.
Speaker 4: I mean, why would you test it in the last
Speaker 4: seven days of no show? You know you're driving around
Speaker 4: looking for kangaroos to plow over. Anyhow, back to that
Speaker 4: you know shopping, We're still talking about shopping. You must
Speaker 4: know what I mean? Yeah, you know, and you're here
Speaker 4: this year, I think I need a new kettle drum symphony.
Speaker 4: Come on, all right, so a drum. We're also looking
Speaker 4: for a hand physio, someone the athletes hands. This is
Speaker 4: the hand well final, So are you a master of
Speaker 4: meta tastles? Give us a call nine four one one
Speaker 4: O four three. And also at school holidays, we're saying
Speaker 4: anyone can come down. Family can all let me? Families
Speaker 4: love face painters, yes, okay, so we need face painters.
Speaker 4: Worst case scenario to remember old.
Speaker 7: Mate, I did a really good job.
Speaker 4: One without an attitude, one without sash.
Speaker 2: What do you want, kid?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm happy to do it again.
Speaker 3: If no one, what are you off again as a
Speaker 3: face painter?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Lots of jack fairies?
Speaker 4: You did a good butterfly strike?
Speaker 7: Do you do a good butterfly?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right, well look well we'll have Auntie
Speaker 4: pats then face painting.
Speaker 3: Should be doing the news?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, between.
Speaker 6: Doing the news, come into my booth and I'll do it.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yes, give him a tour of my studio
Speaker 6: at the same.
Speaker 4: All right, large drum hand physios face painting as well.
Speaker 4: Now I see you as being a key man Thursday.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I'm going to be on the drum.
Speaker 4: Aren't drum as well? But also then alright, real, I
Speaker 4: would see you as being second key man. Now obviously
Speaker 4: you have Roman BT on Thursday. Yes, a new star.
Speaker 12: Is someone else to pester random.
Speaker 4: Yes you must when we film you, you need to
Speaker 4: think where goes oh God.
Speaker 10: That wants to talk to I will bring that annoying just.
Speaker 4: Opening doors where there's not like people are having a
Speaker 4: secret meeting. Well all right, so drums, hand physios, face painters.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: On the team has said, maybe it's a Mongolian war drum.
Speaker 4: You need all there we go this so listen Mongolian listeners.
Speaker 4: I know we we we are the biggest show for
Speaker 4: the Mongolian listeners. Lend us one of those war drums.
Speaker 4: We're a peace, love and show to become Thursday it's
Speaker 4: war in the handball final. I mean, this is this
Speaker 4: is what you need at the actual Grand finals. Don't
Speaker 4: worry about Katy Perry. This is what they mean. Bring
Speaker 4: out the Mongolian war drums. If we don't get some
Speaker 4: Mongolian war drums, failure and absolute failure this Thursday. What
Speaker 4: a damp squib. It's going to be. If you tune
Speaker 4: in and you don't hear this, I'm excited. You must
Speaker 4: be excited. We need those Mongolian war drums. They're gonna
Speaker 4: be here somewhere, beautiful city that we call now.
Speaker 3: We didn't have those at high school. We did have
Speaker 3: and he didn't have the Mongolian water.
Speaker 4: Now I've heard them. You can't go back. It's my
Speaker 4: first glass. You don't want to once you know what
Speaker 4: you can have in life is tantalizing. Oh, the Mongols.
Speaker 4: This is why they had so many wins. You don't
Speaker 4: lose to this. If the Cats had this Saturday night
Speaker 4: half time, they're coming out winning.
Speaker 1: Please please, We don't ask for much.
Speaker 4: And I've asked before from Mongolian War drum No. Nine
Speaker 4: four one four one o four feet, please make it happen.
Speaker 3: It will be a birthday in Christmas President combined.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: What an e worm I've got? Hopefully you have too,
Speaker 4: Pam Bennetts are we've been on Christian Richmond Football Club.
Speaker 4: The cheers squad. Have those drums?
Speaker 3: Get them.
Speaker 4: They can't ride here and rout, they can't do the
Speaker 4: players not hear them this year. Get them get their
Speaker 4: hearing tested. Surely they would have had a better year
Speaker 4: if they'd heard the war drums. He would have been
Speaker 4: to a Tiger's game this. You know they can't have
Speaker 4: Mongolian war drums. Still looking for them? Okay nine four
Speaker 4: one four one four three. Imagine we get some calls
Speaker 4: maybe towards the end of the show. All right, time
Speaker 4: waste now. Oh and I'll tell you what we have
Speaker 4: come back strong. Fruit celebrities come back. We've come back.
Speaker 4: Anyway we can agree with that. We're back. Look, we're here. Okay,
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Speaker 4: fruit celebrities on Thanker Fruteria Day, do you mean that's it?
Speaker 4: You got it? Oh? No, some of them. If they're interior,
Speaker 4: then you're a fruitier. After a viral campaign on TikTok
Speaker 4: single shoppers, I'm studying using fruit codes to find love
Speaker 4: in the supermarket. An upside down. Pineapple means you're single
Speaker 4: and willing to be approached. If you have a block
Speaker 4: of chocolate next to it, is it? It means? It
Speaker 4: means you're looking for a committed relationship. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Who's got married that way? We're going to just spread
Speaker 4: confusion the supermarket. Now you know, I'm going to be
Speaker 4: invited to threesomes. I didn't know my cucumber was pointing
Speaker 4: that way, but ahead of lettuce, next to it, next
Speaker 4: to what the pineapple? The chocolate indicates you're searching for
Speaker 4: something more informal. Now we know.
Speaker 3: Let us so informal.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. They found a load of p diddies place.
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, Fruit celebrities coming back, coming back strong,
Speaker 4: coming back strong. Fruit celebrities.
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 4: Tell you who's there? John Cougar, Melon coomp Melon.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty in his name.
Speaker 4: Katie Cherry Silver and dad Mum and Dan's all over
Speaker 4: the world used to love Perry Como and now it's
Speaker 4: all fruity. That's right, it's Berry Como silver plus. What
Speaker 4: about Tangerina? Joline Gold and Lady Garla lovely? Yeah that
Speaker 4: rated the Gala apples? What are you are you Granny Smiths, perhaps.
Speaker 2: No, I do like a gala. I do like a gala.
Speaker 4: The shine on them, Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you've got to wash them first though, greasy
Speaker 6: sort of greasiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a teenager apple.
Speaker 4: Do you like Jack?
Speaker 3: I like a Granny Smith or Jonathan.
Speaker 6: No boring or jazz it jazz doesn't go too bad.
Speaker 4: I do like a little jazz apple.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, we haven't got tina to go into it,
Speaker 4: but do more on this tomorrow about your favorite apples,
Speaker 4: and don't forget those Mongolian war drons by the way,
Speaker 4: nine four one four one o four three for my
Speaker 4: Mongolian listeners. Jackie Boy fruit celebrities come back strong.
Speaker 5: Jack, Jennifer cantalpez oh very good gold, lemonem.
Speaker 4: Gold plus upright pineapple for you, kane'st.
Speaker 2: Oh very good bronze oh.
Speaker 3: And melon de generous.
Speaker 4: Gold. All right, what have you got them? Please? Listeners
Speaker 4: come back strong as well.
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Speaker 4: You can never understand the people that like come golden
Speaker 4: delicious apples from the Pasty pastykal pasty to me?
Speaker 2: What about ansh sheet which is halfway between here and.
Speaker 4: Yeah nice with them. Slice it up with some cheese.
Speaker 4: Now we've got a picnic in the front room. Why
Speaker 4: don't put a rugdown, Sarah.
Speaker 3: Actually feel like a golden delicious.
Speaker 4: Brayburn's nice too. Anyway, look more on this. We're peaking now,
Speaker 4: we've done enough good gold today, Come back strong, Brad
Speaker 4: Pitter Cherries. I forgot to say. We're doing fruit celebrities
Speaker 4: on the time Wister.
Speaker 3: That's gold more than a radio.
Speaker 4: Show, this one. Fruity Jervaise not quite apple gold, Morgan
Speaker 4: freemanderin Bronze, Kid rock Melon silver, Eric Banana gold, very good,
Speaker 4: World tom Post Melon gold that great Today, Feel fruity
Speaker 4: celebrities on a time wast We got a family pass
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Speaker 4: Citrus gold plus, Tomato Jones Bronze Tomato Cruz. There's no
Speaker 4: more tomatoes. Pear grillis silver, Benedict's Cucumber Bunch gold plus,
Speaker 4: well done, Christian Pear Tracker. Oh, he's got delicious recipe
Speaker 4: coming up for a sooner. Instagram Juice Springsteen Gold.
Speaker 2: He's seventy five today.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, seventy five. Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Guava Stefani No, Paul, Paul McCartney Gold
Speaker 4: World on John Christian. I'm having all the apple talk.
Speaker 4: I'm at work right now on an Apple Orchard, Garla
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