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Speaker 1: Get a fresh way to drive home with will.

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Speaker 2: And Woody now woods.

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Speaker 1: A little while ago, you pranked my girlfriend sim with

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Speaker 1: outrageous success. Outrageous success. You called her as a handyman

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Speaker 1: or a builder for to do some work on our house.

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Speaker 1: And she thought I'd contacted you to do a whole

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Speaker 1: bunch of work. Now she hates me doing that sort

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Speaker 1: of stuff about the house. And we fully capitalized on

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Speaker 1: the fact that English is her second language, she's Dutch.

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Speaker 1: And then you eventually just made up a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of terms of things that you wanted to do to

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Speaker 1: the house. And she was mortified, actually quite furious at

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Speaker 1: the end of it. Have listeners.

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Speaker 2: And then the next one here is restraining the rabbits

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Speaker 2: in your reticulation.

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Speaker 1: What the noise that we have in the what.

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Speaker 2: Restrained the rabbits in you? Sam? Hey, you gardis? What

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Speaker 2: are you here?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god?

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Speaker 1: Your mother?

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Speaker 2: You can go and say that whole thing on her Instagram,

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Speaker 2: by the way, the video is down there somewhere. It's

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Speaker 2: a bit of a trade.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing stuff. Now today, earlier today you wanted to

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Speaker 1: prank her again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just got so much fun. It's like taking

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Speaker 2: candy from a baby. Yeah, and I'm sorry to proun

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Speaker 2: her because English is their second language, but just so

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Speaker 2: easy and so much fun. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the gist of the prank call was around the

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Speaker 1: fact that you think you should have a say on

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Speaker 1: whether or not or when she and I have a baby.

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Speaker 2: That's right, understand by that. Why, I just think that

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Speaker 2: you know, we have very close relationship. Will you know

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Speaker 2: we have a company together, will and we have productly

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Speaker 2: limited get around us? Is that in the stock exchange?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you so by shares if it

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Speaker 3: is public, but because we have such a close relationship,

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Speaker 3: I sort of think I'm almost family in a way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. So I'm very much just part of

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Speaker 2: the decision because the baby will affect our careers exactly right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and also impact how much attention I'm getting. I'm sort

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Speaker 2: of like your your child. Will you have anyone else

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Speaker 2: in the world? Oh, I have a pop plant?

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Speaker 1: That's true. But look, you wanted to call her today

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Speaker 1: about the baby scenario, and where you sat with the

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Speaker 1: whole thing and just grilla. Essentially, what you didn't know

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Speaker 1: is that I told her you were.

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Speaker 2: Going to call her about that absolute.

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Speaker 1: Turn and she and I hatched a bit of a plan.

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Speaker 2: Judas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I betrayed you, but it's good. I

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Speaker 1: got in touch with her and we agreed the best

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Speaker 1: way to stitch you up in this scenario was for

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Speaker 1: her to tell you that she was actually pregnant, that

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Speaker 1: babies weren't a speculative thing, that she was genuinely pregnant.

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Speaker 1: The result was far better and far more cataclysmic than

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Speaker 1: I could ever have imagined.

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Speaker 2: And cataclysmic, by the way, just quickly explain cataclysmic, because

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Speaker 2: I've told her. When I'm calling her, I'm telling her.

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Speaker 2: I'm lying to her by saying I'm the only one

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Speaker 2: who's on this phone call. No one's listening to this.

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Speaker 2: In actual fact, there's a whole bunch of producers outside

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Speaker 2: that are listening. You're here button push of Joels in

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Speaker 2: the studio, so it's a whole bunch of a listening.

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Speaker 2: Then in the middle of the phone call, she drops

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Speaker 2: an incredibly personal.

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Speaker 1: Well, she brings you into her confidence and.

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Speaker 2: Personal and private detail that she is pregnant. But not

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Speaker 2: many people know. I, Well, you're here. Fell apart, You

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Speaker 2: fell apart, completely fell apart. I was just wanting to

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Speaker 2: talk to you about. I just noticed at the at

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Speaker 2: the wedding we were at on New Year's Eve, which

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Speaker 2: was awesome, loved it, great night. Yeah, I just noticed

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Speaker 2: you were cozying up to a couple of the babies there.

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Speaker 2: What what do you mean? I I was looking from afar.

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Speaker 2: I just sort of noticed that you were getting a

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Speaker 2: bit googly eyed when you were seeing all the babies around.

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Speaker 2: All right, Oh yeah, okay, So I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: just clarify and just you know, I think it's always

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Speaker 2: good for us to have these sorts of conversations as

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Speaker 2: to where your head's at currently with the whole baby thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh but is will there?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Am I offair? Am I own there?

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Speaker 2: Affair?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Oka? Is your wa what it will say? I actually

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Speaker 2: haven't spoken to him about it. Oh right, So I

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Speaker 2: know we're still thinking. I think because last time I checked,

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Speaker 2: the planet was four years away. Yeah. You can't say this.

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Speaker 2: You have to promise me, you can't say this to anyone. Well, uh, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm actually pregnant.

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Speaker 1: What but it's.

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Speaker 2: It's all We'll talk to you that. I thought. That's

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Speaker 2: why you're recording with you? No, have you been serious?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? Oh shoes. Wait, it's Will there? If you really

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Speaker 2: not there? No, yeah, he's definitely not he's not there.

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Speaker 2: He's not there, and it's just me. That is so

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Speaker 2: that's so exciting, Sam, that is so exciting. Yeah, but no, Will,

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Speaker 2: Will hasn't told you Will hm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm just seeing I thought that's why you're

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Speaker 1: calling me. I assume Will would have taught you this.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, he hasn't. John. I'll pretend I don't know, though,

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Speaker 2: if if you wanted him to, if you wanted him

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Speaker 2: to tell me, well, I don't, I don't know, I

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Speaker 2: don't know. Well, well I I just pretend. I just

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Speaker 2: pretend I don't know. I just pretend I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was pretend I don't know. But between you and

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Speaker 2: met very really really really happy for you.

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Speaker 1: And seem we can let him off the hook.

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Speaker 2: Now it's okay, you're a and there. Yeah, I have

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Speaker 2: it as good as it could be. I've never been

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Speaker 2: more uncomfortable in my life, I know.

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Speaker 1: And you know the best part about this, I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: if you heard that new awkwardly audibly thought that that

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Speaker 1: was uncomfortable, you have to see the video, the moment

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Speaker 1: that Woody realizes that he's just promised my girlfriend. It's

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Speaker 1: a private conversation, and she's dropped possibly the most vulnerable

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Speaker 1: personal thing she possibly can and it's been broadcast to

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