Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape? Why would you take
Speaker 2: up something that is going to be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 1: I think that I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're
Speaker 1: young and stupid, some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? No?
Speaker 3: You know, I had it in the car on the
Speaker 3: way home and I didn't have a spood, so I
Speaker 3: was like an hour a dillo trying to get ants out.
Speaker 2: Of a whole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 3: Bean fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking
Speaker 3: about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, may this is just still to blay a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 5: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry. He is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell Koob.
Speaker 3: Hello everyone, welcome back. Mitchell Kooh good a, good a.
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 3: You know what? You look good? You got a high
Speaker 3: pony on. You're quite miss congeniality.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? I did love that film Miss Congeniality,
Speaker 2: too rubbish.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. This is the one where she's
Speaker 3: a cop, but she's actually gone on a beauty pageant.
Speaker 2: So good Sandra Bullock, ah amazing.
Speaker 3: I get that confused with the one that Reese Witherspoon's in,
Speaker 3: Miss Legally Bond, because.
Speaker 2: It's like legal I haven't seen that, neither of I
Speaker 2: haven't you.
Speaker 3: No, I've never seen that. But Hayten always goes whenever
Speaker 3: we can't find a movie to watch, he goes, let's
Speaker 3: watch Legally Blond. Like I couldn't be bothered. I don't
Speaker 3: know the premise, I don't know the plot, but the
Speaker 3: artwork annoys me.
Speaker 2: I watched Charlie's Angels for the first time the other day.
Speaker 2: Oh not the old one, like the Cameron Diaz through Barrymore.
Speaker 3: One, but I mean the only one it might be.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, what a fucking ridiculous film, Absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It is done when you think about it, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I was that annoying person watching it going that wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2: That makes no sense. That's not realistic.
Speaker 3: Also, as if you'd work for someone that you've never met,
Speaker 3: especially in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Like okay, Jarlie, No, especially in twenty twenty two, you
Speaker 2: would like, you know, remote working.
Speaker 3: Oh true?
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, yeah, I actually said that they were ahead
Speaker 2: of the pandemic Charlie's angels. Charlie was always dialing in remotely.
Speaker 3: He was working from home the whole time.
Speaker 2: I never met the bastard and.
Speaker 3: There was a little cameo at the end. I like that.
Speaker 3: And you know that movie is so horny and sexy,
Speaker 3: like there's just such a sex about it. Don't do
Speaker 3: much for me, really, Oh no, I love the outfits
Speaker 3: and the skimpy dresses.
Speaker 2: And it's possible that you're bisexual. Potentially you've dabbled with BOW.
Speaker 3: I have dabbled with BOW, and I can't appreciate, you know,
Speaker 3: the other form. And that's why Jenna's here for eye
Speaker 3: candy for me and for the straight listeners high price.
Speaker 2: Keep their wheels back. I can appreciate Jenna's glorious busies,
Speaker 2: make no mistake gorgeous. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Really, I worked hard for them.
Speaker 3: So you paid for them.
Speaker 2: To Jenna, I can't believe that you ditched me in
Speaker 2: the last two weeks when really I needed it more
Speaker 2: than ever. I lost my fucking voice and had to
Speaker 2: do more talking to pick up your slack.
Speaker 7: I apologize, but I am back, Thank god?
Speaker 3: Where were you?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: She actually gave us no reasoning at all.
Speaker 4: So last week recording day was the Queen's death.
Speaker 3: Hold on, are you saying that the day the queen died?
Speaker 3: Jenna was m I a.
Speaker 8: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where were you at three thirty am? Our time?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Where was I?
Speaker 3: Bal Moral?
Speaker 8: How do you know?
Speaker 3: I knew it?
Speaker 2: Classic speaking, which we've got a talk back teens coming up,
Speaker 2: because remember when Prince Philip died, we did a comparison
Speaker 2: of how all the different radio stations broke the news.
Speaker 2: We're doing the same for the Queen Steff this time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny here at the radio station because
Speaker 3: obviously we were a podcast. I work at Kiss. We
Speaker 3: had plans in place because she was pretty ill for
Speaker 3: a couple of months and a couple of years, a
Speaker 3: couple of years. Yeah, And we had plans in place
Speaker 3: and the theory was that would happen during my show
Speaker 3: because the time zones. So I got prepped up quite
Speaker 3: heavily to you know, this is where we had audio
Speaker 3: packages ready to go. This is what you'll play. This
Speaker 3: is what happens. This is a protocol. Here's a black
Speaker 3: tie to put on like it's radio like, just to
Speaker 3: wear it. And I went home at eleven o'clock at night,
Speaker 3: and then the notification went out of eleven thirty. The
Speaker 3: family are rushing to the queen. Shit. I almost could
Speaker 3: have been the voice that broke the queen's death.
Speaker 2: I reckon one less thing that's stressed about is good,
Speaker 2: though I wouldn't want to be that person breaking that news.
Speaker 3: Imagine me breaking that news.
Speaker 2: Let it right now. The queen feels too soon to joke.
Speaker 3: No, I know I'm not just her death.
Speaker 7: I got the call it three forty.
Speaker 3: You're a staunch Monica's two. Are you upset? I was
Speaker 3: devastated beside yourself. Well, you were at her coronation, Yes,
Speaker 3: I was there, So it checks out that you'd be upset.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I was there at her birth with the
Speaker 4: queen's mother.
Speaker 3: Really and the coronation. Interesting time six years ago. I
Speaker 3: don't know how the timeline works out there, but okay,
Speaker 3: all right, so we're going to listen to some of
Speaker 3: the moments that the world broke the news.
Speaker 2: Correct that's coming up a bit later on.
Speaker 3: Also, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 3: it just me? Every week meet and I bring an
Speaker 3: I GEM and I I JM because I'm still getting
Speaker 3: itg em same. The fuck? Is an it germ like
Speaker 3: a new fucking pandemic.
Speaker 2: I've got an acronym.
Speaker 4: Yeah, acronym acron Yeah, acronym yeah.
Speaker 8: Is it's just me?
Speaker 3: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. And mine
Speaker 3: is I was watching a movie, Mitch, and it's something
Speaker 3: that I noticed. And you know what, I'll say it
Speaker 3: it's something that I hate. It's a jewel.
Speaker 2: I don't know what mine is. Oh, I think it's noticed,
Speaker 2: it falls under notice, but I do hate it as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I'll go first because mine is really short
Speaker 3: and sweet. And that's a pun. Once I say it,
Speaker 3: you'll understand.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's not keep us waiting.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 3: Should Willie Wong could really be fat.
Speaker 7: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: The man runs a chocolate factory, for God's.
Speaker 4: Sake, and he'd have to try the stuff is selling
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 3: Of sampling, and think about it. You don't go into
Speaker 3: business into something that you don't like. The man likes
Speaker 3: candy quite clearly, so he'd be tasting it all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but over the years running a chocolate factory, he
Speaker 2: would have developed quite the will power. Potentially he can
Speaker 2: say no to the temptation. Potentially, maybe he was diabetic
Speaker 2: and he slimmed right down. But I know if I
Speaker 2: was running a chocolate factory, I'd be fucking monstrous.
Speaker 3: I would be sure I'm monstrous, and I don't own
Speaker 3: a chocolate factory.
Speaker 2: You're currently clutching amandain or you were throwing it up
Speaker 2: and down. And I was like, does he really want
Speaker 2: me to point out that he's eating fruit? Like he
Speaker 2: want everyone to know. He's like, look good, I've got
Speaker 2: me to look good. I've got he would make me
Speaker 2: so obvious.
Speaker 3: You know, people vegetables when it gets caught in their teeth.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just put vegetables in my seat. I eat vegetable.
Speaker 3: Yea vegebles all the time. No, but he should be fat,
Speaker 3: like what Hollywood producer, when you know what, let's just
Speaker 3: make him slender with a slick bob as wide as
Speaker 3: can be, tall, skinny. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 7: He's super skinny, super.
Speaker 3: Skinny and making a remake. I was looking into this
Speaker 3: because I was watching the original with Gene Wilder.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, you said the slick Bob.
Speaker 2: You're talking about the Johnny dep point, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we've had we're gonna have three.
Speaker 2: And have you seen the original? That's what I was watching,
Speaker 2: which really want could you prefer?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: The original?
Speaker 2: I would say so too. I found Johnny Depths one
Speaker 2: really weird.
Speaker 3: It was creepy and the cgi on his face, why
Speaker 3: did he look like a porcelain dar Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's my point. He really should be fat and be
Speaker 3: he should have terrible teeth. That's yes, the tea doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Remember in the original Ka I've got a quan.
Speaker 3: And I will say, for a short period of time,
Speaker 3: you could get Wonka bars in coles and woolies.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was exactly like the movie.
Speaker 3: It was exactly you want to You'd go to a
Speaker 3: factory and you'd be with you know, flirtatious.
Speaker 2: Bloop, flirtatious bloop. Who are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Violet Barbergard, Violet barber Guard? And then who else was there?
Speaker 3: There was that.
Speaker 10: British assault and Mike TV. Who's Mike TV, the one
Speaker 10: who was in the TV with all the.
Speaker 2: Rat Yeah, he was obsessed with video games and shit,
Speaker 2: oh you're so right, Oh he was.
Speaker 3: He was a spoiler, little brat with me, little brat.
Speaker 2: I didn't like the way that the Olympics treated Mike TV,
Speaker 2: being like, why don't you try reading a book? And
Speaker 2: I was like, there is an eighty HD kid like
Speaker 2: I fucking hate reading. There's something wrong with that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, technology is emerging idiots.
Speaker 3: And I also just addressed the fact that Augustus seemingly
Speaker 3: just died in a chocolate river.
Speaker 2: No, there was no like welfare check afterwards. It's just like, ah, well,
Speaker 2: off you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he passed away and then didn't his dad? Did
Speaker 3: his dad follow on the tour of them?
Speaker 2: Now his mum they took her away. I found it
Speaker 2: a bit unnerving how fucking runny the chocolate river was, Like,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't have to swim in tea. It just looked
Speaker 2: like sewage water. You shouldn't be able to swim in
Speaker 2: chocolate like that.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had liquid chocolate? It's probably the sign
Speaker 3: of a true fatty.
Speaker 2: Have you no hot chocolate?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: At buffets? I love a buffe. I'm going to my
Speaker 3: birthday with marshmallows. Yeah, they have like fancy buffets. They've
Speaker 3: got multiple buffets I've been to. They have a fountain
Speaker 3: of chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh the chocolate fountain.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Still, you couldn't swim in it.
Speaker 3: That's my point. You put a glass under it and
Speaker 3: then it's liquid and by the time you drink it,
Speaker 3: it almost sets in your throat. Yeah, it cools down.
Speaker 2: It's like that melting magic shit ice magic.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I just think if guys remaking the movie, They've
Speaker 3: cast Timothy Challow may the skinniest white no you've ever.
Speaker 2: Seen, and he already looks like a porcelain dole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even without the CGI.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: God, I do love me a bit of Timothy Chalmet.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Oh my god, gorgeous. I feel like,
Speaker 2: however young, Yeah, I will.
Speaker 3: Play Willy for someone to own a chocolate factory.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought maybe it was like a prequel, like
Speaker 2: a Wonka origin story, or is he just straight out
Speaker 2: Willy Wonka Google as an England he looked twelve char.
Speaker 3: Wonka New Willy You Willy Goodness may not On the
Speaker 3: work computer. It's called Wonka in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so is it a prequel?
Speaker 3: The story will focus on a young Willie.
Speaker 2: There we go. That makes sense, doesn't it? And tell
Speaker 2: May playing Willy Wonka before he became an old creep
Speaker 2: inviting kids into his fucking factory.
Speaker 3: Well says how he met the umpa Lumpas on one
Speaker 3: of his earliest adventures, oh at a gay sauna in Billy.
Speaker 3: I added that last night, do.
Speaker 2: You know what I can hand on heart say that
Speaker 2: I've never ever fucking wondered how they met. I don't
Speaker 2: really care.
Speaker 3: Imagine a group of Hollywood directors going no, what people
Speaker 3: want to know is how Willy met the Umpas.
Speaker 2: Oh god, they're just doing remakes of everything. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: they knew WILLI Wonka. Did you see the other day
Speaker 2: that they announce some new Lion King film. It's it's
Speaker 2: called Mafussa coming in twenty twenty four. I felt very
Speaker 2: on the pulse because I saw that tweet from Disney
Speaker 2: two minutes after they tweeted it.
Speaker 3: I'll saw you were the first time.
Speaker 2: I'm never on Twitter, but the time I was on there,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, breaking news. But what
Speaker 2: the fuck's me Fussa?
Speaker 3: Also, can I be honest, the only time we really
Speaker 3: liked Murfussa was when he was in the clouds, so
Speaker 3: I wanted to be den the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, well I've got this croaky throat.
Speaker 1: I can do that simber.
Speaker 3: You deliberately distill beat me and what's worse, you.
Speaker 2: Put an alone danger. That's good, that's wow amazing.
Speaker 3: What can I do? The Hyaena? Jenna? You have to
Speaker 3: do Raffiki?
Speaker 2: I don't know Raffiki does the yah yah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Give up?
Speaker 3: Jennein really nailed it anyway, Jenna, truly, it's fine. All
Speaker 3: about Wanka. It's coming next year, so I true can't
Speaker 3: wait to see that film.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Should we getting deminds that this man blad you're in
Speaker 2: the mood for singing, Jenna because the mind's musical related,
Speaker 2: let's do it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are there not enough happy songs that you can belt?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because you know me? I love a belter.
Speaker 3: I know you've introduced me to a couple of belters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course it's my area of expertise. It's like,
Speaker 2: my favorite songs are always the emotional ballads that you
Speaker 2: can just absolutely passionately scream at karaoke. I'm talking like
Speaker 2: total eclips of the Heart, Winner Takes It, all those
Speaker 2: sorts of things, but they're all quite depressing by nature.
Speaker 2: They're all about like death, grieving, heartbreak. And it occurred
Speaker 2: to me only the other day. I was like, gee,
Speaker 2: it really can't be good for one psyche to constantly
Speaker 2: be consuming that shit. Yes, and I thought, okay, are
Speaker 2: there any uplifting, happy themed songs that are belters? And no,
Speaker 2: if you google oh the best happy songs, it's fucking
Speaker 2: for Well Williams because that. And I'm like, I can't
Speaker 2: stand that shit. I want a happy song, like a
Speaker 2: good uplifting meaning behind it, but it's like a belter
Speaker 2: so far, I'm trying to make a playlist and I
Speaker 2: can only think of one song. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: need your help.
Speaker 3: What's your song?
Speaker 2: First of all, I've got it over there for you
Speaker 2: on your AM I wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah, seven. I'd
Speaker 2: be singing along if it weren't for my crook throat.
Speaker 2: But this song slaps, so this is this is the rubric. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: uplifting songs that you can belt. I can't think of
Speaker 2: any others. I'm going to put the playlist in our
Speaker 2: Facebook group in during Idiots so that anyone else can contribute.
Speaker 2: The playlist is called yeah, and I've got another playlist
Speaker 2: called NAT, which is when I'm like, that's the sad songs,
Speaker 2: but this one's yeah that works.
Speaker 3: I've got one me that you actually introduced me to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very uplifting it Shania Twain. Yes, God, you remember Mitt.
Speaker 3: We went on a road trip years ago and this
Speaker 3: is when I was first introduced to Shanaia Twain. Today
Speaker 3: is your day.
Speaker 2: This one is very uplifting. Your right.
Speaker 9: It takes you.
Speaker 3: It starts off. You've got what it takes. You can
Speaker 3: win big.
Speaker 7: What it takes you can.
Speaker 3: Today's your day to begin.
Speaker 8: Don't give up here.
Speaker 3: I'm so uplifted. It takes a lot to uplift me.
Speaker 2: You need a fucking crane. It just gotta make up
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 7: Today is your day.
Speaker 4: Come on, hell, nothing can stilled in your wind. Today
Speaker 4: is you know that's.
Speaker 2: Going in the game.
Speaker 3: Whenever I need to be uplifted or I've got a
Speaker 3: big thing on that I'm not feeling confident for, I
Speaker 3: play this song.
Speaker 2: Yes, I forgot this exists that. I'm so glad you
Speaker 2: reminded me, Jenna, what you have?
Speaker 4: What about Unwritten by Natasha bedding Field.
Speaker 3: Oh is that a happy song?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it? Yep?
Speaker 4: It's the future is Unwritten?
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, yeah that's good.
Speaker 2: Not bad, Jenna, not bad.
Speaker 3: Do you have any other editions? Man, surely you're sitting
Speaker 3: on a few.
Speaker 2: Let me see what's already in the Yeah playlist? Hang on?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is fabulous Happy Together by the Turtles,
Speaker 2: which is quite simply dreadful band name. But you know
Speaker 2: this song.
Speaker 3: It's by nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 2: You know it.
Speaker 5: Imagine meah, imagine me.
Speaker 9: I do.
Speaker 8: I think about your day and night.
Speaker 2: But it's also a bit about it's not about general happiness,
Speaker 2: it's about simping for someone. So I don't know if
Speaker 2: it counts.
Speaker 8: That's happy? I was good?
Speaker 2: Can that saying that? Yeah playlist?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll add it in. Yeah, I've got one.
Speaker 2: I've got another one, oh do you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, if anyone's going to add anything
Speaker 2: to this playlist in our Facebook group, make it something
Speaker 2: I'm likely to know. I don't want your triple j shit.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm adding setting for the great. I had
Speaker 3: a great set at Falls Festival.
Speaker 2: Fuck, am I going to know this one? Now?
Speaker 3: This is gorgeous. This is one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 3: And I'm not even joke. It goes for seven minutes
Speaker 3: forty two. Do you want the whole thing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's the epilogue from La La Land. Oh no, even
Speaker 3: that happy Please listen.
Speaker 2: It's a bit evanescent.
Speaker 3: No, it lulls you into Wow. I'm really depressed.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be loved.
Speaker 3: Wait for the draft. It's truly sensational.
Speaker 2: Can you do that thing that I love on YouTube
Speaker 2: where you scroll across the little timeline and see where
Speaker 2: the biggest humpy. It's like where people watch the video mak.
Speaker 3: No, No, I know where the humpy is. Just you
Speaker 3: were it's coming.
Speaker 2: Go to the hump.
Speaker 3: Now you need to let it be Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I'm desperate for a hump. There's no lyrics.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's no lyrics in the whole thing. What's not lyrics?
Speaker 2: Joking? Yes again? No, belter, how can I seeing this
Speaker 2: at karaoke?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: I think I miss the memo. Nah, I thought I
Speaker 3: now that all right? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You got something on your mind?
Speaker 11: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 11: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 3: All right, get in touch with us. Harry has done it.
Speaker 3: This week he'll be featured on the show. What a
Speaker 3: legend Harry is. He'll be winning himself a prize. He
Speaker 3: needs to DM prize keeper Jenna.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hope you're listening, Harry, because if you hear
Speaker 2: yourself on the show, whether it be as a caller,
Speaker 2: in which case you know you're on, or if you
Speaker 2: hear your voice message being played, you got to hit
Speaker 2: up prize keeper Jenner and she'll send you a little prize.
Speaker 3: And your win big. And this is your chance because
Speaker 3: you hear us do something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 3: or appreciate, And it really is your chance to have
Speaker 3: your say something you've noticed, something you hate or something
Speaker 3: you appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the prize could be anything. I've got a
Speaker 2: couple of spaking young days downstairs. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Ye, Well that's actually we could reveal. That's where Jenna's been.
Speaker 3: We said it a high ondie to really nail the deal.
Speaker 3: And you've got Tomionic fives.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do good on.
Speaker 4: A total of fifteen downstairs. But I can get more.
Speaker 2: She had a meeting to get these cards, but she
Speaker 2: chickened out, so she just burgled the joint out of hours.
Speaker 3: Is that what happened, Jenna?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well Alice, I got you had.
Speaker 3: The whip right, and then you went to the whip
Speaker 3: and then they had the working progress.
Speaker 7: Yeh, and I had a literal whip.
Speaker 2: A medieval whip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all rights to Harry. This is not Harry said
Speaker 3: this in Is it just you?
Speaker 12: Is it just me? Or do you find it so
Speaker 12: random when turists take photos with the most random ass shit,
Speaker 12: Like for example, I went to the nine eleven Memorial
Speaker 12: in New York the other day and there was people
Speaker 12: taking photos with like basically the buildings up in flames,
Speaker 12: smoke coming out of them. There was like a picture
Speaker 12: of that on the wall and a family like put
Speaker 12: their kids in front of it took a picture. Like
Speaker 12: what why are you taking photos in front of two
Speaker 12: buildings that are burning and up in smoke in like
Speaker 12: a terrorist attack. I just don't understand what they're doing
Speaker 12: with that picture. Where is that picture going? If you
Speaker 12: post it on Instagram? Like what people gotta comment on that,
Speaker 12: Like they gotta like it just just random?
Speaker 1: Stuff like that.
Speaker 12: Like, I feel like people just need to check what
Speaker 12: they're taking photos of before they go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1: It just is a build.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's weird because if I've been somewhere and I leave,
Speaker 2: I often beat myself up, going, oh, I forgot to
Speaker 2: take photos I proof I was ever there. Yeah, But
Speaker 2: and yet my camera roll is still always chokers. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't take photos of random shit. I wouldn't take
Speaker 2: pictures of a landscapes either. I used to love doing that,
Speaker 2: but I never do now, you know what.
Speaker 3: That's why I love TikTok so much because I saw
Speaker 3: a video of this sounds very green. But Oschwitz concentration camp. No,
Speaker 3: I've been there. Do we go there on Kentucky?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And I took a few photos laughing at me.
Speaker 2: You went there on a Kentucky I didn't know. I
Speaker 2: was asleep on the bus and I woke up and
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? This wasn't on the
Speaker 2: itiner area.
Speaker 4: I was the same.
Speaker 2: Do you know that annoying bitch that was on our
Speaker 2: tour that was getting photos in the concentration camp like
Speaker 2: of her?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: I was disgusted at that, like disgusted She.
Speaker 2: Got a photo of her at the exit of the
Speaker 2: concentration camp and then uploaded it on Instagram captained it,
Speaker 2: I'm lucky enough to be the ones that said they
Speaker 2: walked out of here and the life my heart goes
Speaker 2: out to everyone. I was like, oh my god, that
Speaker 2: is so timed out.
Speaker 10: It was Disgusted's so bad.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I mean. I see tiktoks of people
Speaker 3: walking through with somber music and I go, that's how
Speaker 3: you do it. You don't stand in front of the
Speaker 3: Berlin Wall.
Speaker 2: But I think Harry means people just taking photos with them,
Speaker 2: not in it, just of random shit. I remember once
Speaker 2: we were on holidays, my family and I. We were
Speaker 2: down on the coast somewhere and mum and dad went
Speaker 2: into the cibermarket to get a few things. My sister
Speaker 2: and I waited in the car and there was the
Speaker 2: tourist bitch going around just taking pictures of everyone's number plates.
Speaker 2: Why fascinated because you know how there's a little slogan
Speaker 2: underneath a lot of them all different. She was going
Speaker 2: around going oh new southwest of the first stead like
Speaker 2: she was just fascinated by all of them, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do with these pictures? Because this
Speaker 2: is back in the day when she would have had
Speaker 2: to have gone to the chemist to get the photo developed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you gonna do with these photos?
Speaker 2: Imagine being the poor fucks in her family being like,
Speaker 2: oh god, going through a photo album looking at all
Speaker 2: these number plates.
Speaker 3: Now, but you know what's funny. Normally, when you've got
Speaker 3: someone like that the family, you start looking out like
Speaker 3: you'd look out for number plates. You go, oh, damn,
Speaker 3: my fam one at the pop state, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I tend to agree with that. I like take photos everywhere.
Speaker 3: In one of those I like, oh my god, I've
Speaker 3: got such a bad memory. So I genuinely take photos
Speaker 3: of everything and anything. So I go back to try
Speaker 3: to find an actual photo on a trip, and I
Speaker 3: can't because it's filled with photos of everything. I ate
Speaker 3: signs and I found funny the sunset. It's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to love taking landscapes and shit, do
Speaker 2: you know another wonderful thing about me? Though? What are
Speaker 2: you laughing at?
Speaker 3: Just the way that you said that. Let me add
Speaker 3: it to the list.
Speaker 2: I always about as short as the list of vegetables
Speaker 2: you've eaten in your lifetime.
Speaker 6: Head.
Speaker 2: No, I make a point of whenever I'm hanging out
Speaker 2: with friends and I see a nice moment, I'm like, guys, smile.
Speaker 2: I'm always taking nice photos of people. I'm always the photographer,
Speaker 2: never the model. There's never any cute photos of me.
Speaker 2: Every time I leave something, and.
Speaker 3: You'll stop, sit up a bit. You look great right now,
Speaker 3: just because you know you never want to be hunched.
Speaker 2: Smile portrait mode please, Okay, already I'll be talking to
Speaker 2: Jenna ready laughing.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3: You actually do look good. He got the miss congeniality hair.
Speaker 3: I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Oh that hair really makes me look like a bitch,
Speaker 2: doesn't that?
Speaker 3: Do you look like funk?
Speaker 2: I look like a fucking prefect in the library, you
Speaker 2: look like that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to post this on Injuring Idiots our secret
Speaker 3: Facebook page, Jenny, you look lovely.
Speaker 2: All those photos will be in the Facebook group a
Speaker 2: long with the playlist. Yes, so yes, it's the place
Speaker 2: to be in during Idiots. If you're not already there, and.
Speaker 3: If you want to get in touch and be featured
Speaker 3: on the show, hit us up. A couple of mitches
Speaker 3: on Instagram. We'll have you on next week Winna Prize.
Speaker 2: Now, Jenna, I'm glad you're here because I was telling
Speaker 2: a story a couple of weeks ago on the podcast
Speaker 2: and Mitch just did not give one fuck about it.
Speaker 2: He literally said to me, I've got nothing to say
Speaker 2: to that. He could not relate, and I realized the
Speaker 2: reason he couldn't is because, unlike us, he's never been
Speaker 2: to a therapist. Oh and someone who heard that and
Speaker 2: did feel my pain is Rose and she's on the show.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 2: Rose, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Hi, Wait, are you going to pitch me a therapist?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, because she had the exact situation that
Speaker 2: I was talking about. Happened to hers. I was talking
Speaker 2: about whenever I arrive at therapy, Patrick comes out to
Speaker 2: the waiting room to get me and he's like, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: how are you? And I was like, Fuck, that is
Speaker 2: a very loaded question to ask someone in front of
Speaker 2: other people when I'm literally here for therapy. I'm clearly
Speaker 2: not well. And this happened to you, didn't it, Rose?
Speaker 5: It did not that long ago. Actually, I was feeling
Speaker 5: particularly sensitive this day.
Speaker 2: O God, So what actually happened when she came and
Speaker 2: found you and said, oh, hi, Rhodes, how are you.
Speaker 5: I burst into tears, but then she still were not
Speaker 5: a great day.
Speaker 2: Then, it's so awkward having to make small talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a doctor going, oh, Mitchell, and how
Speaker 3: are you feeling today? Come on in, That's why I'm here.
Speaker 10: It's so funny because I thought I thought it was
Speaker 10: just my therapist who did that.
Speaker 4: Sums out and says, Jenna, so how are you?
Speaker 3: Tomorry guys, But what do you want them to say?
Speaker 3: How are you? Is it common and welcome for me?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'd like to figure out. If they're
Speaker 2: therapists listening. What the fuck can you say in small talk? Is?
Speaker 2: I don't like the question how are you? In general,
Speaker 2: because I don't think anyone actually cares about your answer. No,
Speaker 2: what other small talk phrases are there? Though, when just goes, oh,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 5: But my psychiatrist, on the other hand, it's very good.
Speaker 5: She'll just compliment something that I'm wearing and then say.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on through, Oh my god, that's Jesus.
Speaker 4: And then the.
Speaker 5: Speaking happens as I'm walking to.
Speaker 3: The room, and then I break down. But I've got
Speaker 3: a good theory. Tell me if this tactic works, And
Speaker 3: it's similar to what Rose does, because I interview a
Speaker 3: lot of people for my radio show, and saying hey,
Speaker 3: how are you is a waste of thirty seconds because
Speaker 3: you know you only get five minutes with these celebrities,
Speaker 3: So I always jump in with a compliment. So I go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Marley Cyru's so going to see you
Speaker 3: look gorgeous?
Speaker 2: And I feel like at a therapist's office, like Groth said,
Speaker 2: they probably need a bit of a pick me up.
Speaker 2: Oh you look lovely today?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What else is there that you could say instead of
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 5: You could say anything anything? But then so the receptionist
Speaker 5: was there right and obviously witnessed the whole ordeal. And
Speaker 5: now whenever I go in there, she doesn't want to
Speaker 5: ask how I am.
Speaker 2: She's like, don't pake this bear? Fuck me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you just say what they're a bit
Speaker 3: of a joke about. What if I go, Jenna, get
Speaker 3: in here. You see a head? You see it? Any
Speaker 3: your fun brain?
Speaker 2: Come on, any you look like you need to be
Speaker 2: you today.
Speaker 3: Come on, Jenna, Oh shit, glad you're back. Get any
Speaker 3: you bitch?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 3: All right, before we move on with the show, we
Speaker 3: have a talkback things coming up, which I will say
Speaker 3: I'm excited about because we haven't done one in months.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, it has been a while.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time. So that's on the way.
Speaker 2: And that was voted in our Facebook green Bity poll.
Speaker 2: Apparently that's everyone's favorite segment. But this one's not so funny.
Speaker 2: It's a bit green. It's about the Queen's death, so
Speaker 2: it might not be that laughable, but yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 3: You know it is laughable. I haven't told you that
Speaker 3: I was going to do this, but the fact that Jenna,
Speaker 3: our beloved Jenna has in fact met your new boy, yeah.
Speaker 7: Or I have it's true.
Speaker 2: It was an accident to be fair.
Speaker 3: Well, you're meeting the boy or Jenna meeting the boy?
Speaker 2: Well both?
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, no, you don't speak Jenna. What was
Speaker 3: he like? Tell me everything, because Mitchell Spinnett tell me what.
Speaker 2: No, just don't say we're not there yet.
Speaker 4: No, he's lovely. He's so nice and I'm not just
Speaker 4: saying that. And handsome too, yes, very he's genuinely such
Speaker 4: a nice guy.
Speaker 3: What was your first impression, just so lovely.
Speaker 2: He was a bit gushy about meeting Jenna. He was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is that the Jenna? Oh my god, Jenna.
Speaker 4: And in my mind I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: is this the guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I was with him the other day and
Speaker 2: he was equally tough when he saw a notification come
Speaker 2: through Jenna Benson College of my Instagram.
Speaker 4: He's so lovely.
Speaker 3: Your mum also met him. Your mum's a great judge
Speaker 3: of character because she lives in that mansion, so she
Speaker 3: didn't deal with people all day for contractors. Did she
Speaker 3: like him?
Speaker 4: She loved him. She kept going on and on about
Speaker 4: him all night.
Speaker 2: So it's not that I chose to introduce Janna to
Speaker 2: him first. It says that we're both at six the musical. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And so I think you're hiding him from here? No, No,
Speaker 2: why are you jealous?
Speaker 4: So nice?
Speaker 7: He's such a nice guy.
Speaker 3: Not jealous at all. Just think you know, you introduce
Speaker 3: him to your business partner and you know, work wife.
Speaker 3: Technically he has met all right, hey twice? Oh really,
Speaker 3: now you're jealous? Haw's he actually? Yeah's that true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you afraid that all this is how else I'll
Speaker 3: talk to him. Last week we spoke about me when
Speaker 3: I first met me. Hello, how are.
Speaker 2: You good to finally meet Oh my god, No, I'm
Speaker 2: not afraid to introduce him to you. It just hasn't
Speaker 2: happened naturally, because like it was a miraclely met Jenna.
Speaker 2: She never goes out, she never goes to social events.
Speaker 2: So point actually, so there's no context in which it's
Speaker 2: been able to meet you because you don't do things.
Speaker 3: God, I think him meeting me will be the final,
Speaker 3: and I know for you meeting me, he's really important.
Speaker 3: It's meeting me and then the family shortly thereafter will
Speaker 3: Should we go for a dinner? Should I be nice
Speaker 3: to him? Do you want me to play the bitch card? No?
Speaker 3: I don't want you to do what your intentions with
Speaker 3: my michell it your intentions. I can play nice, I
Speaker 3: can play hard, don't play anything.
Speaker 2: Let it let it be, Let it happen.
Speaker 3: So great to meet you, Rected.
Speaker 2: You know what we should do. We should be using
Speaker 2: our censor beef right now? Oh yeah, okay, instead of
Speaker 2: a bee? What's ours again?
Speaker 3: It's this the party popper.
Speaker 2: That's how we beat things out now for one.
Speaker 3: Can't wait to meet.
Speaker 7: He's a lovely person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna make it really long, so it just
Speaker 3: to elongate the buzz We didn't quote for a long
Speaker 3: buzzerer either.
Speaker 2: Fuck are we ready for talk back to? Well? As
Speaker 2: we know, Queen Elizabeth passed away last week. That's very
Speaker 2: big news. It was all over TV. They really didn't
Speaker 2: have much to say. They just kept repeating everything.
Speaker 3: Remember it was live action of the coffin driving through
Speaker 3: every suburb.
Speaker 2: Did you find that a bit off? The helicopters following
Speaker 2: the coffin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's now driving through lencast Year, where she last
Speaker 3: visited in nineteen seventy one for the sheep shirt. God
Speaker 3: would she want this? I throw meme on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Someone replied, come to Brazil, that's the queen.
Speaker 3: That's horrible. Do you know that that coffin is lined
Speaker 3: with lead because so people don't smell her her. She
Speaker 3: was consulted upon. They said, you've had the most experienced
Speaker 3: with corpses out of anyone.
Speaker 7: On earth, and I've been in a coffin myself.
Speaker 3: True, Jenny, what would the queen be experiencing right now?
Speaker 3: As someone who's lived.
Speaker 4: It, it's quite comfortable.
Speaker 2: That's a weird No, it is very don't have to
Speaker 2: actually picture in the coffin, do we I have been?
Speaker 2: I have no.
Speaker 3: Let's for a second, it wasn't a tragedy that she
Speaker 3: passed away. We're celebrating her life. God Rest the Queen.
Speaker 2: Yes. So what we wanted to do was compare how
Speaker 2: different radio stations broke the news. We did this name
Speaker 2: when Prince Philip passed away. Yes, and first out you
Speaker 2: might have seen there was this viral TikTok floating around
Speaker 2: showing how BBC Radio One Dance covered us.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: I saw that they were basically implying that they briefly
Speaker 2: interrupted and then went straight back into the duff Doff
Speaker 2: music straight away. So this is the TikTok.
Speaker 1: BBC News. We're interrupting our schedules for the following announcement.
Speaker 1: Buckingham Palace has announced the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: I no, okay, so I can't confirm. Wait that's bullshit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, good, because that is not.
Speaker 2: That TikTok flew up and the same thing happened when
Speaker 2: Prince Philip died. Someone edited it to make it sound
Speaker 2: really abrupt. And insensitive that didn't actually happen. What most
Speaker 2: stations did was just similar cast the BBC. A lot
Speaker 2: of Satans in Australia did that. They just BBC was
Speaker 2: just the go to I actually heard. Is it a
Speaker 2: rule that or protocol or something that BBC has to
Speaker 2: be the one that breaks it first and then all
Speaker 2: the other media pick it up from there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think because it's owned by the government.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yes, all eyes and are on BBC because
Speaker 2: they were the one to break the news first, and
Speaker 2: so two gb that's what they did. They were in
Speaker 2: the middle of some interview to GBBING, you know, the
Speaker 2: big talk backstation in Sydney. They were in the middle
Speaker 2: of some interview and they just had to cut away
Speaker 2: to BBC. This is how it played out.
Speaker 1: And served in Britain for quite a long period of
Speaker 1: the war. He didn't come back and he served on
Speaker 1: the Australia in the Pacific.
Speaker 3: We interrupt this interview with Jim Hayes for some very
Speaker 3: important news.
Speaker 1: We're not going to cross to the baby C. We
Speaker 1: understand news is broken on the health of the Queen.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Jim, this is BBC News from London, Buckingham Palace,
Speaker 6: has announced the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. In
Speaker 6: a statement, the Palace said the Queen died peacefully at
Speaker 6: Balmorrel this afternoon. The King and the Queen Consort will
Speaker 6: remain at bal Moral this evening and will return to
Speaker 6: London tomorrow. BBC Television is broadcasting this special program reporting
Speaker 6: the death of Her Majesty the Queen.
Speaker 2: And then in comes the song the national anthem.
Speaker 3: Name which is now changed to God Save the King.
Speaker 2: So they've yeah, they just let BBC do all the talking.
Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah, he can break the news over
Speaker 2: on three AW, which is the big talk back station
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. Yes, they it was a little bit less
Speaker 2: smooth sailing for them because they had the guy that
Speaker 2: does their overnight shift, Tony Mclair. He was on air
Speaker 2: and he was just absolutely winging it. He was just
Speaker 2: reading out emails and then spotted up on his TV
Speaker 2: screen that she had died. But that's all he had
Speaker 2: to go off, just the three words that was written
Speaker 2: on TV. You gotta be careful, but yes, this is
Speaker 2: what happened on three AW in Melbourne.
Speaker 13: Hi Tony, all the listeners on three W you have
Speaker 13: a nice weekend. That's from Nathan. Now the sky News
Speaker 13: is reporting that the Queen has died. Jesus says, up
Speaker 13: on the screen, the queen dies. So that is the moment,
Speaker 13: her majesty, the Queen has died. It has been it
Speaker 13: has been released. So sky News has gone to a
Speaker 13: shot of a smiling queen and they are just those
Speaker 13: simple three words, the Queen dies. So clearly it has
Speaker 13: been released, it has been confirmed.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 13: I'm just going by what sky News has got here.
Speaker 13: There are no images. I imagine this is covered by
Speaker 13: protocol as well, so there will be music played and
Speaker 13: we now, I guess, have to await the statement from
Speaker 13: the Prime Minister.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 10: So yeah, he was really flailing, but also there's no
Speaker 10: photos what of her dying?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, there's a smiling queen. Literally, that's all he
Speaker 2: had to go off. I don't know how many producers
Speaker 2: were on staff at three thirty am that morning, but
Speaker 2: he was just looking at the TV screen going, fuck,
Speaker 2: this is all the information I have, and I reckon
Speaker 2: that was the point that we heard earlier. They were
Speaker 2: just playing the national anthem and he's like, God, I've
Speaker 2: got nothing to go off. He did it as cut
Speaker 2: to the BBC like every other station that is rough.
Speaker 3: I do feel free, because that's hard when you're live live.
Speaker 2: Also, that guy Bloody Tony, he doesn't really have the
Speaker 2: most delicate way with words, does he. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: been released that the Queen has died.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's got to be. So it's dead, just dead.
Speaker 3: Just those dead words Queen carket it. That's the words
Speaker 3: on the screen, those three simple words Queen fell over.
Speaker 2: Read it and weepad Australia dead.
Speaker 3: I also don't think he should be trusting sky News
Speaker 3: for facts. Yeah I know, well sky News have reported
Speaker 3: they've called fact.
Speaker 2: Got imagine how much shit you could get into if
Speaker 2: you just repeated everything sky News.
Speaker 3: Reported breaking news. Scott Morrison is the king.
Speaker 2: So you know that guy that broke the news on BBC,
Speaker 2: Hugh Edwards. Apparently there were a few people online saying
Speaker 2: that because he did such a marvelous job in breaking
Speaker 2: the news that he should be knighted. Oh come on,
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, let's just listen again and
Speaker 2: be the judge. It wasn't exactly like you did a
Speaker 2: bad job, but it's not like exceptionally just read the news.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's just emotional and shaken, but he sounded unprepared.
Speaker 3: Okay, here it is BBC First News.
Speaker 6: The BBC is interrupting its normal programs to bring you
Speaker 6: an important announcement.
Speaker 2: Is this night worthy? You tell me?
Speaker 6: This is BBC News from London. Buckingham Palace has announced
Speaker 6: the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Second.
Speaker 3: Now he's doing a good job.
Speaker 6: In a statement, the Palace said the Queen died peacefully
Speaker 6: at Balmoral this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, night, the bastard, the King and the Queen consort.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this evening.
Speaker 3: Trust me, this audio will play in museums forever. Television,
Speaker 3: now give him the night.
Speaker 4: I'm against it.
Speaker 3: Given awards out for leirs, have they.
Speaker 7: For less than reading the news?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because I feel like he in the UK
Speaker 2: is quite popular, so there'd be a lot of people
Speaker 2: over there that just feel like, oh, he's our Tracy Grimshure,
Speaker 2: we're loyal. Like if someone said let's make Tracy grimshare
Speaker 2: a night, is there a female equivalent dame a dame?
Speaker 2: If someone said let's make Tracy Grimshure a dame, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even ask why, I'd just say fucking do it.
Speaker 2: So maybe that is really loyal over there, and they
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, make him a night.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, really, well did you hear because the
Speaker 3: code word and the sort of programming for when the
Speaker 3: Queen dies was code worded London Bridge has fallen. And
Speaker 3: if you were told that, then you go into the
Speaker 3: protocol there is because you know how she was an
Speaker 3: announced ill like I was still awake at eleven o'clock
Speaker 3: at nine than about four hours later she died. The
Speaker 3: theory is she died at that point she was already dead,
Speaker 3: but they had to wait for the family to arrive
Speaker 3: and none of the family got to see her apparently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we were told, well, it came out on
Speaker 2: BBC at three point thirty am that she'd died, but
Speaker 2: Dominic Perrete said he got a phone call at ten
Speaker 2: minutes or three, so she'd been She wasn't like she
Speaker 2: died and everyone instantly knew. There was a little bit
Speaker 2: of leeway there, Yeah, because the protocol is certain people
Speaker 2: need to be informed, thirtain people in fucking high office.
Speaker 3: Well, I've heard of TikTok. I've seen a TikTok where
Speaker 3: in the middle of BBC programming the news, they're talking
Speaker 3: about the weather, and you hear in the background in
Speaker 3: the earpiece of the journalist London Bridge has fallen.
Speaker 2: Really, really, I don't believe everything you say on TikTok.
Speaker 2: We just played that bloody doff BBC Beats radio or
Speaker 2: whatever it was.
Speaker 3: And it was at one o'clock. So the theory is
Speaker 3: she died well before.
Speaker 2: No, no, she definitely would have.
Speaker 3: Here we go, so this is it, news reporter whispers
Speaker 3: in the earpeace, London Bridge has fallen ready.
Speaker 6: She's also head of the Commonwealth. All of these areas
Speaker 6: are served by World A War of the forty.
Speaker 2: Two churches did I talk over it?
Speaker 9: Go?
Speaker 6: Yeah, are served by World A War of the forty
Speaker 6: two churches are served by World A War of the.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't even an earpiece. The dumb bitch literally
Speaker 2: walks out to me, goes, he.
Speaker 3: Miked up lady one o'clock and then after that he
Speaker 3: got in black, so they knew, oh it was after that.
Speaker 3: All the comments going that he got in black after.
Speaker 2: Oh, so really, Hugh should not be knighted because he
Speaker 2: was withholding information. He's there. I mean, like we don't
Speaker 2: yet know the condition of the queen. For like two
Speaker 2: hours almost before he finally broke the news. Now fuck
Speaker 2: his knighthood.
Speaker 3: Fuck it, he knew the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take off.
Speaker 3: You know what, I think mitch our coverage last week
Speaker 3: deserves a knighthood. Let's send that to BBC Royal Press
Speaker 3: and get.
Speaker 2: I think Hugh should get one before we do.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: It really does not affect my life one bit whether
Speaker 2: he gets knighted. And I said, bloody do it. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what being knighted me?
Speaker 3: All right? Hot take? Do we think we should all
Speaker 3: become a republic now before we end the show, before
Speaker 3: we go into you know, no, King, you don't think
Speaker 3: we should?
Speaker 2: No, Okay, I haven't really looked into it. I don't
Speaker 2: know the pros and cons of either.
Speaker 7: But we'd have to change currency, just all different.
Speaker 2: We'd have a prime minister. I don't know, we'd have
Speaker 2: a president instead of a prime minister. It just feels
Speaker 2: like the logistics involved just seem like I've got a
Speaker 2: headache and I don't even have to do anything.
Speaker 3: You no, My initial response is yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 3: But I have looked into it, and apparently all former
Speaker 3: monarchies that became a republic have fallen.
Speaker 4: Yes, I read that.
Speaker 3: What you mean, none of them have worked. No country
Speaker 3: that was led by the monarchy then became a republic
Speaker 3: has worked. Greece, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't really what it's not working about Greece.
Speaker 3: Well, Greece's economies in the fucking stink horrific. But that
Speaker 3: was their royal family. They weren't under the monarchs. The
Speaker 3: British royal family.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like as Australia, we'd fuck it we'd fuck
Speaker 2: it up if we were on our own.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I will say this. I know
Speaker 3: they did some more awful things in their time, actually,
Speaker 3: and they have a lot to answer for the royals. However,
Speaker 3: I like having the drama of it all in the world, Like,
Speaker 3: come on, imagine the Royal family is so theatrical.
Speaker 2: I did love seeing people analyzing the body language when
Speaker 2: Harry and Meghan and Will and Kate were spotted together,
Speaker 2: yea being like, oh, Will and Kate don't do PDAs,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, when have they ever? They were saying
Speaker 2: that Harry and Meghan looked more in love because Will
Speaker 2: and Kate weren't all touchy feely, but like, do you
Speaker 2: remember Will and Kate's fucking first wedding kids. When they
Speaker 2: were out in that balcony right, Oh god, I've had
Speaker 2: more romantic kisses with my mother. I swear to god.
Speaker 2: It was the most unfucking There was not one spar
Speaker 2: between Will and Kate. There never has been.
Speaker 3: Well have you heard the rumors that he is a
Speaker 3: bit fruity.
Speaker 2: Likes being pegged? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I mean that'll put a strain on in relationship,
Speaker 3: especially if she's not also fucking around me.
Speaker 2: Maybe Apparently the rumor was that she didn't want to
Speaker 2: do the pegging herself, but she's quite happy for him
Speaker 2: to be pegged outside the relationship and to have that
Speaker 2: need for filled elsewhere. And she because she just doesn't
Speaker 2: want to do that. She's too much of a lady to,
Speaker 2: you know, use a strap on and stab one up
Speaker 2: her husband.
Speaker 3: Have you heard women to end the show? Have you
Speaker 3: heard the controversial the leaked audio of Charles and Camilla's
Speaker 3: phone call? Of course, ah want to I want to
Speaker 3: be your tam paks. Yeah, yeah, inside.
Speaker 2: Harder and harder.
Speaker 3: I want to be with you A year for you.
Speaker 2: So there was no audio of the phone call leaked.
Speaker 2: It was just a transcript, yeah yeah, and in written,
Speaker 2: you know how things that often don't translate and writing,
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's pretty fucking filthy when you read there
Speaker 2: over the phone sexting.
Speaker 3: Should general and I do a dramatic reenactment of it?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to see you do a better job.
Speaker 2: Kyl and JACKIEO did this once and it was the
Speaker 2: funniest fucking thing than re enacting the Royal dirty phone call.
Speaker 3: Okay, Camilligate transcript, I love that. Yeah, all right, the
Speaker 3: Camilligate Jennet. Oh no, I just I went male female? Sorry,
Speaker 3: why don't you be Camilla and I the Charles.
Speaker 2: Na go on, Jenn, I'd like to hear this. You're
Speaker 2: trying to be filthy.
Speaker 3: Jenna's got the whimpers down, Pat.
Speaker 2: I don't think Camilla's wimpery. She's quite bought. Really look
Speaker 2: at us.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get some royal music for these, okay,
Speaker 3: Camilligate transcript pdf download. Can you just text me what
Speaker 3: you've got, Jenne, then we can go off the same one.
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 2: It's not the direction I saw the show taking. I
Speaker 2: thought we were going to do a very tasteful reflection
Speaker 2: on how the Queen Seth was reported, But here we
Speaker 2: are re enacting the new King's fucking sexy phone calls.
Speaker 2: Imagine doing this on a landline. Il yuck.
Speaker 3: All right, I've got some royal music. I'll be Charles
Speaker 3: bringing ringing.
Speaker 2: No, this is hanging up. You've been talking for a while, okay,
Speaker 2: because you're a past child is off on busins.
Speaker 3: You know. That's the sort of thing one has to
Speaker 3: be aware of and sort of feel one's way along
Speaker 3: with it. If you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: You're awfully good feeling your way along.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: I want to feel my way along you, all over
Speaker 3: you and up and down you, an in and our
Speaker 3: particularly in an hour.
Speaker 4: Oh that's just what I need at the moment, is it?
Speaker 4: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a
Speaker 4: Sunday night without you. Oh it's like that program Start
Speaker 4: of the Week. I can't start the week without you.
Speaker 1: I'll fill up your tank.
Speaker 3: Yes you do, then you can cope.
Speaker 4: Then I'm all right.
Speaker 3: At about me? The trouble is I need you several
Speaker 3: times a Mitch.
Speaker 2: You just sound like Mitch Cherry with a British That's.
Speaker 3: What about me. The trouble is I need you several
Speaker 3: times a week, so.
Speaker 4: Do I I need you all the week, all at all.
Speaker 3: I'll just leave inside or trousers or something.
Speaker 2: It will be much easier. Water.
Speaker 9: Are you going to turn into a pair of niggas?
Speaker 9: You're going to come back as a pair.
Speaker 1: Of Oh God, my.
Speaker 7: L idiot, what a wonderful light.
Speaker 3: Do you might like to be chucked down the lavatory
Speaker 3: and go on and on forever, swirling around at the top,
Speaker 3: never going down until the next one comes through.
Speaker 9: Perhaps you should come back as a box, sort of
Speaker 9: box so you could just keep going, feating yourself. Oh, darling,
Speaker 9: I just want you now, do you.
Speaker 8: Desperately? Desperately?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: I thought of you so much at the araby?
Speaker 9: Did you simply mean we couldn't lead that together?
Speaker 3: Darling?
Speaker 7: I do love you, Love you, darling, knight, love you.
Speaker 1: I love you too. I don't want to say goodbye.
Speaker 4: Well done for doing that. You're a clever old thing
Speaker 4: and awfully good brain working. There isn't there, Oh, darling.
Speaker 4: I think you ought to give the brain a rest now,
Speaker 4: Night to night.
Speaker 3: Night, darling.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 7: I do love you and I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 7: Don't be silly. I've never achieved any of you know
Speaker 7: I haven't.
Speaker 3: The greatest achievement is love.
Speaker 7: To me, Darling, easier than falling off chair.
Speaker 3: You suffer all indignities and tortures.
Speaker 7: Oh, Darling, don't be so silly. I'd suffer anything for you.
Speaker 8: That's love.
Speaker 7: It's the strength of love. Night to night, night love you.
Speaker 3: Oh. I don't want to say goodbye.
Speaker 8: Neither do I.
Speaker 7: But you must get some sleep.
Speaker 1: Bye, Darling, love you, bye.
Speaker 7: Hope really talked to you in the morning.
Speaker 4: I do love you tonight, No, love you forever.
Speaker 7: No goodbye bye, my darling.
Speaker 4: No, no tonight, no bye bye, going you're going.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Pressed the but going to press the.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 4: I wish you were pressing mind.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I wish I was.
Speaker 4: And hard Darling.
Speaker 2: Night night.
Speaker 7: Love you. Press the tit you No.
Speaker 3: I'll read that out verbatim, Jenna, What does it say?
Speaker 7: Follows the kids are farted.
Speaker 3: Charles hangs up the phone and saying, I was disgusting.
Speaker 2: I love how they wrote all farts air like, well,
Speaker 2: we're not really sure cut the.
Speaker 3: World music was glorious. I'm so glad we did.
Speaker 2: That now, Jenna, as a woman is having your tit
Speaker 2: pressed something that he's actually enjoyed because it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I want to press the tits. She's like, yeah, harder
Speaker 2: and harder. I'm like, is that achieving anything than you can?
Speaker 2: I just press your tips?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go. I'm getting on that note. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm that on that point. Let's get the fuck out
Speaker 3: of here. I'm thinking of listening to everyone. Please give
Speaker 3: us a five star review. If you love the show,
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Speaker 2: By the way, apparently Diana heard about that because she
Speaker 2: was alive at the time and heard about this filthy
Speaker 2: phone call and she was disgusted.
Speaker 3: Wait was this while they were cheating? This is when
Speaker 3: she was cheating.
Speaker 2: Nine they were together for ages.
Speaker 3: I've never seen the Crown, but I think I might dabble.
Speaker 3: I think I might go.
Speaker 2: I just start from season four, the Diana years. You
Speaker 2: don't can watch the other ship, I think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you for listening. Guys, We love, love,
Speaker 3: love you. We'll be back in a week. And yeah,
Speaker 3: plenty of episodes there to catch up on.
Speaker 2: And our final episode of Drag Grace Debrief, our little
Speaker 2: bonus episodes of a Monday afternoon because Rupel's Drag Grace
Speaker 2: down Under season two is done and dusted, Darling for now,
Speaker 2: for now, but.
Speaker 3: Hope you you've enjoyed that. Guy's a little bonus episode.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. We pretend that wrapped the show and then
Speaker 2: just keep talking ship. There's nothing planning here. This is
Speaker 2: the bit where we're meant to go rogue. But I
Speaker 2: would possibly describe that part as rogue reading out the
Speaker 2: royal phone call, sexy phone call.
Speaker 3: It was really an add brief sort of thing. What
Speaker 3: are we doing now? You know you're living, It's part
Speaker 3: of history.
Speaker 2: You just go where the mind wand does I feel?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I agree, I agree.
Speaker 2: There's no one here saying wrap it up.
Speaker 3: Hey, the new iPhone update came out this week iOS sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit confusing.
Speaker 3: You get your phone up, make sure you do not
Speaker 3: disturbs it on?
Speaker 2: Okay, hang on, isn't on? And jot it off too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no you doesn't. It can be on some
Speaker 3: I don't mind. Did you get the textage you see?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 2: Yeap?
Speaker 3: What did it say?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Try to read it now?
Speaker 2: Ah, but it says Mitch Cheerry uncentered message.
Speaker 3: Still, you don't know that I was sending you fucks
Speaker 3: well I as I called it, Yes, but that was
Speaker 3: purely for demonstrative persons purposes. Can you can unsend messages?
Speaker 3: How good?
Speaker 7: In a timeframe?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You got fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: You can also edit, So if I sent you that
Speaker 3: message and said hi, I can edit it and go hi, fucker.
Speaker 3: And then you can then see the edit history if
Speaker 3: you click it.
Speaker 2: Ah. Oh yeah, it shows you the history, I say.
Speaker 3: The edit history. You can also add the battery percentage.
Speaker 3: See my battery in the top left. You can add
Speaker 3: the number now.
Speaker 2: Oh, I swear it always was.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I remember someone showing me that hack when I was
Speaker 2: in your fucking ten. Yeah, but they removed that I
Speaker 2: did that. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's been gone for a few years.
Speaker 2: I just edited the message that I sent you. What
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: The messages? Have you lost weight, which is yes. And
Speaker 3: the edit that the originally sent was you must have
Speaker 3: been thrilled that everyone wore black when the queen died
Speaker 3: a fat person's f Yep, yeah, I guide you edited that.
Speaker 3: I would never say that normally, you know, you wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Well, what's the point of editing it if you can
Speaker 2: see the history? I don't understand what that achieves.
Speaker 3: I guess if the message isn't juicy, if it's like, Hi,
Speaker 3: what time for lunch? Like, am I going to check
Speaker 3: the edit notes? It's not going to be I hate
Speaker 3: you and your children. Surely they just said munch or something,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will always check if I see that
Speaker 2: it's been edited, I'll check out of curiosity. But that
Speaker 2: really undes one of my favorite things. You know how,
Speaker 2: it's like MSN culture. I still do it, Yes, to
Speaker 2: hear the little stars, just to correct what you said.
Speaker 3: It's the death of the asterig.
Speaker 2: They're trying to murder the asterisk.
Speaker 3: Well, in America they've no more SIM cards in iPhones.
Speaker 3: SIM cards are gone. Really Australia, that.
Speaker 2: Just made me disassociate. I was like, how that is
Speaker 2: so confusing?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't have a SIM card. I've got an AIM.
Speaker 7: Hell, I'm confused.
Speaker 3: It's just you just scan a QR code when you
Speaker 3: get your phone at downloads the SIEM into your phone.
Speaker 2: But then what if you want to put your SYM
Speaker 2: in another phone?
Speaker 3: You just you just go to settings and you go
Speaker 3: to get your QR code back out and you're there.
Speaker 2: But then how do you scan a QR code when
Speaker 2: you're on your phone? Because then where do you put
Speaker 2: the QR code?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, this has always barked me whenever people put on
Speaker 2: an Instagram post like a QR code or something like
Speaker 2: oh tickets to my comedy show? Scan this code? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, but if I'm on my phone, I'd have
Speaker 2: to print off this fucking photo to be able to
Speaker 2: scan it, or have a second phone. Yeah, how would
Speaker 2: you do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know, go to the Telstra store. I'm not obtious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of which, you know what I thought we
Speaker 2: should do? Yeah, because I've got two phones. I kept
Speaker 2: my old one just so and it's been so handy
Speaker 2: just having a second camera. Yeah, and I thought about
Speaker 2: getting a SIM card from my old phone and making
Speaker 2: it the iGEM phone so people can like text in there.
Speaker 2: Is it just OK, that's quite fun, or like call
Speaker 2: leave a voicemail or something like that. We should buy
Speaker 2: a voice of the Gem hotline.
Speaker 3: That's really quite fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, but then I just obviously put it on silent
Speaker 2: at all times. I don't want idiots. That's I say
Speaker 2: that love our listeners to the idiots. I don't want
Speaker 2: idiots calling me at all hours.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you'd probably have to turn it
Speaker 3: off and then only turn it around when you need
Speaker 3: to solicit for call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do it, yeah direct, I won't put it on
Speaker 2: the kiddie and what Yeah, I figured that people can
Speaker 2: I message their fucking they just use they don't have Instagram.
Speaker 2: You've got a good point there, No, I only have
Speaker 2: good points. Yeah, it was the last time I made
Speaker 2: a bad one. I've tried many times to put a
Speaker 2: foot wrong. It doesn't seem to be able to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good point, great point. Your voice is still going strong.
Speaker 2: It's back enough that I can use it, but it's
Speaker 2: only nine to percent.
Speaker 3: It sounds fine to me.
Speaker 2: Hopefully it's back for my Brisbane gigs, which is sold out. Think,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, tell us about the brib I haven't done
Speaker 2: them yet, so there's not much to say other than
Speaker 2: I'm doing them on the twenty third, twenty fourth or
Speaker 2: September and they're sold out, bitch, so too late if
Speaker 2: you haven't got a ticket.
Speaker 3: And no point promoting them because people won't be able
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's actually it's a very weird feeling selling
Speaker 2: out this far in advance, because I'm too much of
Speaker 2: an EmPATH. People the message mey being like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I missed out, and I'm like, I'm sorry, honey, I
Speaker 2: wish I could do something.
Speaker 3: Can you do extra tickets at it?
Speaker 2: Or no, no, I can't. I've asked. They literally said, no,
Speaker 2: we don't have extras.
Speaker 3: Well, someone posted on and you're an idiot saying I've
Speaker 3: got a spare to a ticket, so maybe if you
Speaker 3: don't have fuck yeah, I know why.
Speaker 2: And they said we've lost interest in Middle's career quite frankly,
Speaker 2: but yeah.
Speaker 3: But they might still be there, so go to our
Speaker 3: secret Facebook group. Also if you're a.
Speaker 2: New listen, I don't know why you call it a
Speaker 2: secret Facebook group. By the way, we've never made it
Speaker 2: a secret.
Speaker 3: We never used to talk about it.
Speaker 4: No, I think initially you've.
Speaker 2: Got the secret segment. But the Facebook group it's not
Speaker 2: a secret, but you have to listen to add brief
Speaker 2: to get in because the entry question is what's the
Speaker 2: name of the secret segment? Oh yeah, and people right like,
Speaker 2: oh Jane's dunk.
Speaker 4: No, no, wrong, incorrect, I'm be stupid.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed in bitch unless you know ad debrief.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was at the Billie Eilish concert
Speaker 3: last night and I bought merch on the way out,
Speaker 3: and I went, oh, how big you two excel will
Speaker 3: fit me into it. Yeah, it'll fit you, Mitch, And
Speaker 3: I went, oh, oh, I listened to your podcast and
Speaker 3: radio show. That's because it was so bizarre because she
Speaker 3: called me by my name. I might do have a
Speaker 3: name tag on I'm close friends with Billie Eilish, but
Speaker 3: I don't have a name tag and and you and
Speaker 3: I love it. I listened to your radio show every night,
Speaker 3: not tonight though, because I'm here and I have the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh god, love it. Do you remember her name? Or
Speaker 2: did you not? Ask?
Speaker 3: God? And I didn't pay either. Took it around.
Speaker 2: Well, hello lady, if you're listening to Hi lady, we
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was very cute. Standard Yeah, it was sweet. Anyway,
Speaker 3: have you broken the news of anyone's death? Twenty one?
Speaker 3: Did you break the news of the Queen's death to people?
Speaker 4: I told my mom before she turned the radio on.
Speaker 4: Also for a Livin in John, Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, what about you.
Speaker 2: I don'tink I've ever had two. Nah.
Speaker 3: Now, I remember where I was when I was told
Speaker 3: that Steve Irwin died.
Speaker 2: I was in the school bus. Yeah, I was at school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was getting my bag from the bag room
Speaker 3: in Missus Mass's you two class and someone told me, we.
Speaker 2: Just have this grumpy bitch busdriver at Bergen out Public
Speaker 2: missus hit chick and she loved ABC News on the
Speaker 2: hour MM in the half hour, and it was always
Speaker 2: quite down. I'm trying to listen to the news, and
Speaker 2: she'd like crank it. And this time it was like
Speaker 2: she actually said to us, wait, wait, listen, listen, and yeah,
Speaker 2: we heard on ABC News you know this bloody bus
Speaker 2: driving out at it right in the middle of nowhere. Yep,
Speaker 2: the crocodile hunter see Erwin has pulsed away, and we're like, fuck,
Speaker 2: you're joking.
Speaker 4: Backtrack a bit. You said you were in year two
Speaker 4: pack trick in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, you two? Maybe year four or three.
Speaker 7: That would make more sense.
Speaker 2: Because I was in two thousand and two, was when
Speaker 2: I started kindergarten. But you are a year older than me,
Speaker 2: so you would have been.
Speaker 3: I started in two thousand and one. Yeah, graduated school
Speaker 3: in twenty thirteen, and there's twelve years of schooling. So
Speaker 3: two thousand and one is kindergarten. So two thousand and
Speaker 3: two is you two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was in two thousand and six, Yes,
Speaker 2: you would have been older than old was been you
Speaker 2: were ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got one of that thinking out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really glad Jenna that because I'm fibbing.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 4: It's a good point.
Speaker 3: It's a great point.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 3: You know. Missus Massey was my school teacher, who knows what. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and her husband was the groundskeeper. So there was mister
Speaker 3: and Missus Massey and whenever there was like an assembly,
Speaker 3: they'd stand next to each other. And then they got
Speaker 3: divorced and there was like.
Speaker 2: Tension with muz Massy.
Speaker 3: Mister Massy and Massy. Yeah, do you remember your teachers?
Speaker 3: I had to get this. I had Missus Cortes's, then
Speaker 3: I had mister Knobs. Ah, Then I had brow up
Speaker 3: Missus Massey, then I had Missus Moon or I was
Speaker 3: scared of Missus Moon, And then have I said Cortess yet?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not really listening because I don't care. I
Speaker 2: can't remember your teachers I had, I had missed But
Speaker 2: you could say any name and I won't know if
Speaker 2: it's true or not. I'm not going to say, no,
Speaker 2: you didn't have her.
Speaker 3: They're always fun names, Jenna, who did you have?
Speaker 4: I had miss Beth.
Speaker 2: They's only fun if you throw in a quick tip
Speaker 2: bit about the person, not just saying their names is
Speaker 2: so boring. You made a read out a phone book.
Speaker 4: Miss Beth was American and she was a bit controversial
Speaker 4: because she was really young.
Speaker 3: Teacher.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good tidbit.
Speaker 4: More t smith yep was pregnant.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, she threw out of wedlock.
Speaker 4: She threw up in the bathroom question.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I hate this conversation.
Speaker 3: Keep going.
Speaker 7: You know, this is fantastic that it was missus Humphrey.
Speaker 7: She got cancer.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jenna, that's not a tidbit.
Speaker 7: All the rest.
Speaker 3: I mean, she'll give us some teachers and some tidbits
Speaker 3: because she gave us missus McFly on the bus and
Speaker 3: her tidbit.
Speaker 2: It wasn't missus McFly, it's missus hit chik.
Speaker 3: Chick, good name. All right, more, these are good tidbits.
Speaker 2: There was missus Noakes. I'd be truly surprised if she
Speaker 2: was still with us, because she was already on borrowed
Speaker 2: time when she taught me in kindergarten. I distinctly remember
Speaker 2: her fucking teaching us how to blow our nose correctly
Speaker 2: because she hated sniffles. She hated sniffles. Students were going
Speaker 2: to learn how to blow our news. She was so
Speaker 2: old and with it, and she'd be like, right now,
Speaker 2: block your left nostril and blow.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 2: She I use her advice to this day. Really, I
Speaker 2: love her every time.
Speaker 3: All right? Who else these are good?
Speaker 2: Who else did I have? There was missus Turner. She
Speaker 2: was a fat thing and she was hanging up paintings
Speaker 2: on the wall and thought she could stand on one
Speaker 2: of those tiny little fiberglass chairs they have in classrooms. Obviously,
Speaker 2: she snapped the bar set and fell through and broke
Speaker 2: her achilles tendons. So old Missus fat Turner was put
Speaker 2: on leave for two terms, and we got this new
Speaker 2: fresh out of Uni. Miss Bunting, I loved her.
Speaker 3: She was so much fun.
Speaker 2: And then when missus Turner was back to full help,
Speaker 2: that was devastated. I loved Miss Bunting. Yeah, that's sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember we had miss McDonald who would check
Speaker 3: all of our underdesks.
Speaker 2: Remember underdesks, yep.
Speaker 3: God, and she'd come in to check we didn't have
Speaker 3: food in them, and she'd take it, confiscate it and
Speaker 3: eat it. And she was a big girl too. And
Speaker 3: this is true. She had to go on psychiatric leave
Speaker 3: because been there. We were all waiting at roll call
Speaker 3: one morning and she didn't come to pick us up.
Speaker 3: So we all sat there, going, we can't find miss McDonald.
Speaker 3: So missus Dennis Burke, Mister Dennis Burke took us to
Speaker 3: the room and she was in the room eating. I
Speaker 3: remember it vivid, I can smell it. She was eating
Speaker 3: Donut King donuts, a twelve pack and sobbing, sobbing. He went,
Speaker 3: all right, kids, stay outside, and he went into talk
Speaker 3: miss McDonald off the ledge and yeah, she was, you know,
Speaker 3: eating her feelings.
Speaker 2: But also, Judy, okay, you can't just leave the kids unattended.
Speaker 3: No, of course not. But she was also the public
Speaker 3: speaking teacher. Not sure how that adds to the story.
Speaker 2: We had this hideous subteacher who I swear was like
Speaker 2: she was so old Missus Davis, and her breath constantly
Speaker 2: raked of Siggy's and I swear she must have had
Speaker 2: the early onsets, because sometimes she'd just wander off and
Speaker 2: start teaching a different class and we'd be there because
Speaker 2: she'd be a subteacher. She never really knew which class
Speaker 2: was her. She just walk in and goes, I got you,
Speaker 2: Like no, Missus Davis. She'd find us eventually. And you know,
Speaker 2: speaking of the undertrades, you know how some people would
Speaker 2: make letterboxes like you that have an envelope and sick
Speaker 2: it to their desk. I didn't, and people could like
Speaker 2: put little notes in your things.
Speaker 8: Nah.
Speaker 2: One time she went through someone's letterbox and found like
Speaker 2: a bullying one and she read it out to the
Speaker 2: class without sensing any of the words. She's like, now,
Speaker 2: who would write this. Michaylae has just handed me this,
Speaker 2: and someone put an a letter box it says fuck
Speaker 2: you bitch. Mak who wrote fuck you in Michayla's letterbox?
Speaker 2: Who would say fuck you bitch?
Speaker 3: March to Michayla. She should have it's not appropriate.
Speaker 2: We're like, oh my god, the hearing this is David
Speaker 2: and a siggy breath saying fuck you, bitch. March just
Speaker 2: made our day.
Speaker 3: I told you what happened to me during inter Relate,
Speaker 3: which was like Relate. Interrelate was an external company and
Speaker 3: they'd have people in different regions come to class. I
Speaker 3: think it was year four.
Speaker 4: Five, five, five and the six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was Relate, Yes, it was. They called
Speaker 2: it that instead of sex sit.
Speaker 7: It was in Relate I think come back to and interrelate.
Speaker 4: The company, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: The schools didn't have to have it in their rubric,
Speaker 3: so they out correct.
Speaker 2: Like the Life Education van. We don't want to tell
Speaker 2: you do drugs. We'll get a fucking giraffa to do it.
Speaker 3: Get someone with a hand up and felt dra to
Speaker 3: do it instead. Anyway, we had the Interrelate local lady
Speaker 3: come and come, no to come attend, well, she definitely came. Anyway,
Speaker 3: you had to come with you go with a parent, right,
Speaker 3: you couldn't go alone. So I went with my with
Speaker 3: my dad on the first night and the lady came
Speaker 3: up and Dad got really awkward, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: she gets up and she goes, you know, interrelate. You
Speaker 3: know in school, you've got lots of relationships, relationships she'll
Speaker 3: have when you're young until you get old. And you know,
Speaker 3: I can see Mark Jury here and I had some
Speaker 3: of these relationships with Mark Jury when I was an
Speaker 3: ol MC. She fucked my dad.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but why was your dad at the
Speaker 2: sex ed class?
Speaker 3: You had to have a parent because it was I know,
Speaker 3: she had to sit next to your I'm and dad. Anyway,
Speaker 3: the next night Mum came because Mum wanted to stare
Speaker 3: up and down Judy because she knew about Judy and
Speaker 3: so mum, my, mum is so great, Michelle. When Judy
Speaker 3: said we need a volunteer, Mum's hands shot straw.
Speaker 4: I love her.
Speaker 3: So Mum got up there with Judy.
Speaker 2: Happy to help you. Mark's old slam pee.
Speaker 3: Literally truly, and yeah, it was just funny. Mum had
Speaker 3: to hold up vagina cards in front of Judy. It
Speaker 3: was very confusing for me. Now I understand it was
Speaker 3: a fuck situation.
Speaker 2: We didn't have anything like that. We just had normal
Speaker 2: sex set and one time we had a local cop
Speaker 2: come and address the assembly about cyber safety, specifically sending nudes.
Speaker 2: And she really made a point of saying, now, I
Speaker 2: think there's nothing wrong with a ponis. I think a
Speaker 2: pony's a beautiful thing. I'm quite fond of a ponois.
Speaker 2: But you shouldn't be taking far of your planis and
Speaker 2: sending it to other people. You never know where that
Speaker 2: far of your plonis is going to end up.
Speaker 3: Who was she?
Speaker 2: Just the local female cop and she's just going on
Speaker 2: about how much she loves cock. And we're all just
Speaker 2: like giggling because this lady in uniforms up there going, oh,
Speaker 2: I love a penis. I think ponis is beautiful.
Speaker 3: And this teacher's going here.
Speaker 2: That in Marris School, a Catholic. She's going, now, how
Speaker 2: good's ponois? Boys and girls? Don't take a photo of it?
Speaker 3: And I have I'm going to put them in letther boxes,
Speaker 3: in all your letter boxes. Did you have sex? Said Jenna.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we had interrelate and it traumatized me. So the
Speaker 10: lady came in and I've stayed ever since.
Speaker 2: She said not I'm contiquing.
Speaker 10: We're gonna watch this video, oh god, and it's a
Speaker 10: woman giving birth I remember.
Speaker 2: Them doing that, but I found it fascinating.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, the body can do that, and
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit jealous that I could never get pregnant.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that looks like not fun, but
Speaker 2: like you know, No, I just found it fascinating.
Speaker 3: It was magical.
Speaker 7: This woman giving birth was quite disgusting.
Speaker 4: Jenna, No, she was. She's pretty foul.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a rancid bitch giving birth.
Speaker 4: Jenna, No, she was, And like, actually thinking about it,
Speaker 4: I want to where that child is now.
Speaker 2: And knowing that everyone's seen you escape your mum's more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's quite harry. For I have a friend that
Speaker 3: we all know, not really a friend, an ex coworker
Speaker 3: who had a water birth, which is great. I love
Speaker 3: that and that's awesome. There's benefits to it. But put
Speaker 3: up photos of her in the bloody water with maybe
Speaker 3: in her arm.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's my A lot of childbirth photos of black
Speaker 2: and mite you can't see.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love sharing it, but it was very
Speaker 3: it was confronting and good for them. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I just always found it, even in movies and stuff.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that is so cool that they
Speaker 2: can do that. And there was a period where because
Speaker 2: I found it so fascinating that I was like, I
Speaker 2: want to be what do you call it?
Speaker 3: The doctor?
Speaker 2: That no, the doctor? Like the is it obstitution?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: A pro album? Yeah. I was like I want that
Speaker 2: to be my job. And then I found out that
Speaker 2: I have to be good at science and maths and
Speaker 2: I was like fu fa, no way.
Speaker 3: All right, shall we go everyone, it's been a big episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this podcast made you for at least two percent
Speaker 2: better today.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 2: That's all we can ask.
Speaker 3: As we do, so we do so, so we do?
Speaker 2: There, we go. For God's sake. You know, Mitch nailed
Speaker 2: it when you went here. I did the last two weeks.
Speaker 2: How did you get it wrong? As we do.
Speaker 3: I haven't had my fruit for the day, so I'm
Speaker 3: going to go in and I'll be changed. So we did,
Speaker 3: We do?
Speaker 2: So we will? We will?
Speaker 1: God saved.
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