WEBVTT - #121: Royal Dirty Talk 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:05.240 Would you like to try vape? Why would you take 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.520 up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:09.840 I think that I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:14.120 young and stupid, some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.239 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? No? 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:23.279 You know, I had it in the car on the 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:24.640 way home and I didn't have a spood, so I 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.560 was like an hour a dillo trying to get ants out. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:26.759 Of a whole. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.080 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:36.440 Bean fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:37.160 about the right person. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:43.360 Goodness, may this is just still to blay a couple 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.040 of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.720 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:49.159 this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:54.480 Sorry. He is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell Koob. 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:58.360 Hello everyone, welcome back. Mitchell Kooh good a, good a. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:00:59.200 What's happening? 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.000 You know what? You look good? You got a high 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.640 pony on. You're quite miss congeniality. 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.960 Oh thank you? I did love that film Miss Congeniality, 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:06.759 too rubbish. 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:08.440 I haven't seen it. This is the one where she's 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.480 a cop, but she's actually gone on a beauty pageant. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.440 So good Sandra Bullock, ah amazing. 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:16.039 I get that confused with the one that Reese Witherspoon's in, 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.280 Miss Legally Bond, because. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:20.720 It's like legal I haven't seen that, neither of I 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:21.280 haven't you. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.160 No, I've never seen that. But Hayten always goes whenever 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:24.920 we can't find a movie to watch, he goes, let's 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.600 watch Legally Blond. Like I couldn't be bothered. I don't 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.120 know the premise, I don't know the plot, but the 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:30.200 artwork annoys me. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.440 I watched Charlie's Angels for the first time the other day. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:37.920 Oh not the old one, like the Cameron Diaz through Barrymore. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.039 One, but I mean the only one it might be. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:39.520 Yeah. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.959 No, what a fucking ridiculous film, Absolutely ridiculous. 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:44.600 It is done when you think about it, isn't it. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.160 I was that annoying person watching it going that wouldn't happen. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.160 That makes no sense. That's not realistic. 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:51.080 Also, as if you'd work for someone that you've never met, 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:52.320 especially in twenty twenty two. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.160 Like okay, Jarlie, No, especially in twenty twenty two, you 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:56.800 would like, you know, remote working. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:57.320 Oh true? 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:01.280 Actually, yeah, yeah, I actually said that they were ahead 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:04.640 of the pandemic Charlie's angels. Charlie was always dialing in remotely. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.320 He was working from home the whole time. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:07.480 I never met the bastard and. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.160 There was a little cameo at the end. I like that. 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.360 And you know that movie is so horny and sexy, 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.840 like there's just such a sex about it. Don't do 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.200 much for me, really, Oh no, I love the outfits 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:17.200 and the skimpy dresses. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:22.959 And it's possible that you're bisexual. Potentially you've dabbled with BOW. 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.200 I have dabbled with BOW, and I can't appreciate, you know, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.240 the other form. And that's why Jenna's here for eye 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.000 candy for me and for the straight listeners high price. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:35.040 Keep their wheels back. I can appreciate Jenna's glorious busies, 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.919 make no mistake gorgeous. Yeah. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:38.840 Really, I worked hard for them. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:39.840 So you paid for them. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.440 To Jenna, I can't believe that you ditched me in 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.160 the last two weeks when really I needed it more 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.040 than ever. I lost my fucking voice and had to 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.160 do more talking to pick up your slack. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.400 I apologize, but I am back, Thank god? 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:52.440 Where were you? 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:52.720 Like? 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.320 She actually gave us no reasoning at all. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.800 So last week recording day was the Queen's death. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:01.040 Hold on, are you saying that the day the queen died? 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:02.120 Jenna was m I a. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:04.680 Jenna? 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.800 Yeah? Where were you at three thirty am? Our time? 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:08.519 Yeah? 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:09.079 Where was I? 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:09.840 Bal Moral? 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:11.200 How do you know? 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:12.240 I knew it? 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.320 Classic speaking, which we've got a talk back teens coming up, 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.040 because remember when Prince Philip died, we did a comparison 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.320 of how all the different radio stations broke the news. 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.920 We're doing the same for the Queen Steff this time. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:23.240 Yeah. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.440 You know what's funny here at the radio station because 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.320 obviously we were a podcast. I work at Kiss. We 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:30.840 had plans in place because she was pretty ill for 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:33.000 a couple of months and a couple of years, a 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.720 couple of years. Yeah, And we had plans in place 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.120 and the theory was that would happen during my show 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.119 because the time zones. So I got prepped up quite 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.120 heavily to you know, this is where we had audio 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.320 packages ready to go. This is what you'll play. This 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:48.040 is what happens. This is a protocol. Here's a black 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.920 tie to put on like it's radio like, just to 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.760 wear it. And I went home at eleven o'clock at night, 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.080 and then the notification went out of eleven thirty. The 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.520 family are rushing to the queen. Shit. I almost could 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.920 have been the voice that broke the queen's death. 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.000 I reckon one less thing that's stressed about is good, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.120 though I wouldn't want to be that person breaking that news. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:06.360 Imagine me breaking that news. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:11.400 Let it right now. The queen feels too soon to joke. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.440 No, I know I'm not just her death. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.960 I got the call it three forty. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.320 You're a staunch Monica's two. Are you upset? I was 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:22.159 devastated beside yourself. Well, you were at her coronation, Yes, 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.000 I was there, So it checks out that you'd be upset. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.360 Yes, yes, I was there at her birth with the 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:28.280 queen's mother. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.240 Really and the coronation. Interesting time six years ago. I 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.240 don't know how the timeline works out there, but okay, 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:34.880 all right, so we're going to listen to some of 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:36.720 the moments that the world broke the news. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.880 Correct that's coming up a bit later on. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:40.680 Also, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.760 it just me? Every week meet and I bring an 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.159 I GEM and I I JM because I'm still getting 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:50.159 itg em same. The fuck? Is an it germ like 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:51.440 a new fucking pandemic. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.960 I've got an acronym. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.360 Yeah, acronym acron Yeah, acronym yeah. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:57.279 Is it's just me? 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.719 Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. And mine 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.080 is I was watching a movie, Mitch, and it's something 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.760 that I noticed. And you know what, I'll say it 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.159 it's something that I hate. It's a jewel. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.360 I don't know what mine is. Oh, I think it's noticed, 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.240 it falls under notice, but I do hate it as well. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.440 Okay, well I'll go first because mine is really short 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.560 and sweet. And that's a pun. Once I say it, 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:17.200 you'll understand. 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.080 Okay, let's not keep us waiting. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:19.600 Let's go. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:22.440 Is it just. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.800 Should Willie Wong could really be fat. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:29.200 That's a good point. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.800 The man runs a chocolate factory, for God's. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.000 Sake, and he'd have to try the stuff is selling 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:34.480 a lot. 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.360 Of sampling, and think about it. You don't go into 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:39.320 business into something that you don't like. The man likes 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.799 candy quite clearly, so he'd be tasting it all the time. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.320 Yeah, but over the years running a chocolate factory, he 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.360 would have developed quite the will power. Potentially he can 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.200 say no to the temptation. Potentially, maybe he was diabetic 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:51.719 and he slimmed right down. But I know if I 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.080 was running a chocolate factory, I'd be fucking monstrous. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.360 I would be sure I'm monstrous, and I don't own 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.120 a chocolate factory. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:01.159 You're currently clutching amandain or you were throwing it up 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:02.600 and down. And I was like, does he really want 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.480 me to point out that he's eating fruit? Like he 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.440 want everyone to know. He's like, look good, I've got 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.960 me to look good. I've got he would make me 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:09.680 so obvious. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.560 You know, people vegetables when it gets caught in their teeth. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.440 Sometimes I just put vegetables in my seat. I eat vegetable. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:18.720 Yea vegebles all the time. No, but he should be fat, 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.719 like what Hollywood producer, when you know what, let's just 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.160 make him slender with a slick bob as wide as 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.520 can be, tall, skinny. It doesn't make sense. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:29.240 He's super skinny, super. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.920 Skinny and making a remake. I was looking into this 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.320 because I was watching the original with Gene Wilder. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.599 I was going to say, you said the slick Bob. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.320 You're talking about the Johnny dep point, aren't you. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:39.920 Yeah, because we've had we're gonna have three. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.279 And have you seen the original? That's what I was watching, 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:43.559 which really want could you prefer? 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:44.120 Oh? 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:44.919 The original? 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.240 I would say so too. I found Johnny Depths one 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:47.760 really weird. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.200 It was creepy and the cgi on his face, why 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.120 did he look like a porcelain dar Oh my god, 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.919 that's my point. He really should be fat and be 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.599 he should have terrible teeth. That's yes, the tea doesn't 0:06:58.600 --> 0:06:59.119 make sense. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:06:59.520 Guys. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.120 Remember in the original Ka I've got a quan. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.559 And I will say, for a short period of time, 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.120 you could get Wonka bars in coles and woolies. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.400 Yes, it was exactly like the movie. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.160 It was exactly you want to You'd go to a 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.239 factory and you'd be with you know, flirtatious. 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.760 Bloop, flirtatious bloop. Who are you talking about? 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:22.960 Violet Barbergard, Violet barber Guard? And then who else was there? 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:23.520 There was that. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:29.080 British assault and Mike TV. Who's Mike TV, the one 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:30.440 who was in the TV with all the. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.800 Rat Yeah, he was obsessed with video games and shit, 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:34.720 oh you're so right, Oh he was. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.880 He was a spoiler, little brat with me, little brat. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.480 I didn't like the way that the Olympics treated Mike TV, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.920 being like, why don't you try reading a book? And 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.160 I was like, there is an eighty HD kid like 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.320 I fucking hate reading. There's something wrong with that. Yeah, 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.600 I mean, technology is emerging idiots. 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.000 And I also just addressed the fact that Augustus seemingly 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.800 just died in a chocolate river. 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:58.360 No, there was no like welfare check afterwards. It's just like, ah, well, 0:07:58.400 --> 0:07:58.800 off you go. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.320 Yeah, he passed away and then didn't his dad? Did 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:03.800 his dad follow on the tour of them? 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.560 Now his mum they took her away. I found it 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.920 a bit unnerving how fucking runny the chocolate river was, Like, 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.840 you shouldn't have to swim in tea. It just looked 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.840 like sewage water. You shouldn't be able to swim in 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:14.600 chocolate like that. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.280 Have you ever had liquid chocolate? It's probably the sign 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:18.000 of a true fatty. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:19.920 Have you no hot chocolate? 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:21.440 No? 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:24.280 At buffets? I love a buffe. I'm going to my 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:28.280 birthday with marshmallows. Yeah, they have like fancy buffets. They've 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.520 got multiple buffets I've been to. They have a fountain 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:30.920 of chocolate. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:31.840 Oh the chocolate fountain. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:32.160 Yes. 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:33.440 Still, you couldn't swim in it. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.640 That's my point. You put a glass under it and 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.560 then it's liquid and by the time you drink it, 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.120 it almost sets in your throat. Yeah, it cools down. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.679 It's like that melting magic shit ice magic. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:44.360 Yeah. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.560 Anyway, I just think if guys remaking the movie, They've 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:52.040 cast Timothy Challow may the skinniest white no you've ever. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.439 Seen, and he already looks like a porcelain dole. Yeah, 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:55.560 even without the CGI. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:56.480 Yeah. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.760 God, I do love me a bit of Timothy Chalmet. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.280 Don't worry about that. Oh my god, gorgeous. I feel like, 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.800 however young, Yeah, I will. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.959 Play Willy for someone to own a chocolate factory. 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.320 Yeah. I thought maybe it was like a prequel, like 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.960 a Wonka origin story, or is he just straight out 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:15.840 Willy Wonka Google as an England he looked twelve char. 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:20.800 Wonka New Willy You Willy Goodness may not On the 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.760 work computer. It's called Wonka in twenty twenty three. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:24.920 Yeah, so is it a prequel? 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.680 The story will focus on a young Willie. 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.600 There we go. That makes sense, doesn't it? And tell 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.120 May playing Willy Wonka before he became an old creep 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.920 inviting kids into his fucking factory. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.120 Well says how he met the umpa Lumpas on one 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:40.600 of his earliest adventures, oh at a gay sauna in Billy. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.320 I added that last night, do. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.400 You know what I can hand on heart say that 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.240 I've never ever fucking wondered how they met. I don't 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:47.840 really care. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.360 Imagine a group of Hollywood directors going no, what people 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.440 want to know is how Willy met the Umpas. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.199 Oh god, they're just doing remakes of everything. They're like, oh, 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:59.480 they knew WILLI Wonka. Did you see the other day 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.960 that they announce some new Lion King film. It's it's 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.200 called Mafussa coming in twenty twenty four. I felt very 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.559 on the pulse because I saw that tweet from Disney 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:08.959 two minutes after they tweeted it. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:09.959 I'll saw you were the first time. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.760 I'm never on Twitter, but the time I was on there, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.320 I was like, oh my god, breaking news. But what 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:14.600 the fuck's me Fussa? 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.920 Also, can I be honest, the only time we really 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.000 liked Murfussa was when he was in the clouds, so 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:20.520 I wanted to be den the whole time. 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.440 Yeah, I know, well I've got this croaky throat. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.880 I can do that simber. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.719 You deliberately distill beat me and what's worse, you. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.280 Put an alone danger. That's good, that's wow amazing. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:36.840 What can I do? The Hyaena? Jenna? You have to 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:37.400 do Raffiki? 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.000 I don't know Raffiki does the yah yah? 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:43.160 Yeah? 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:46.000 Give up? 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:52.360 Jennein really nailed it anyway, Jenna, truly, it's fine. All 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.440 about Wanka. It's coming next year, so I true can't 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.920 wait to see that film. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:55.960 All right? 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:57.640 Should we getting deminds that this man blad you're in 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.760 the mood for singing, Jenna because the mind's musical related, 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.479 let's do it? 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.680 Is it just me? 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.280 Are there not enough happy songs that you can belt? 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:10.880 Oh? 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.360 Because you know me? I love a belter. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.440 I know you've introduced me to a couple of belters. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.800 Yeah, yeah, of course it's my area of expertise. It's like, 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.840 my favorite songs are always the emotional ballads that you 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:24.520 can just absolutely passionately scream at karaoke. I'm talking like 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.800 total eclips of the Heart, Winner Takes It, all those 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:31.320 sorts of things, but they're all quite depressing by nature. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.760 They're all about like death, grieving, heartbreak. And it occurred 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.480 to me only the other day. I was like, gee, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:40.480 it really can't be good for one psyche to constantly 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.960 be consuming that shit. Yes, and I thought, okay, are 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.400 there any uplifting, happy themed songs that are belters? And no, 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.959 if you google oh the best happy songs, it's fucking 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.439 for Well Williams because that. And I'm like, I can't 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.679 stand that shit. I want a happy song, like a 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.720 good uplifting meaning behind it, but it's like a belter 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.880 so far, I'm trying to make a playlist and I 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.040 can only think of one song. So I'm going to 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:04.600 need your help. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:05.800 What's your song? 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.320 First of all, I've got it over there for you 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:21.480 on your AM I wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah, seven. I'd 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:23.240 be singing along if it weren't for my crook throat. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:37.280 But this song slaps, so this is this is the rubric. Yes, okay, 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.640 uplifting songs that you can belt. I can't think of 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.800 any others. I'm going to put the playlist in our 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:45.480 Facebook group in during Idiots so that anyone else can contribute. 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:49.560 The playlist is called yeah, and I've got another playlist 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.040 called NAT, which is when I'm like, that's the sad songs, 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.600 but this one's yeah that works. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.160 I've got one me that you actually introduced me to. Yeah, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:01.240 it's very uplifting it Shania Twain. Yes, God, you remember Mitt. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.760 We went on a road trip years ago and this 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:06.160 is when I was first introduced to Shanaia Twain. Today 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:06.960 is your day. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:09.440 This one is very uplifting. Your right. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:11.040 It takes you. 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.559 It starts off. You've got what it takes. You can 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:15.079 win big. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:17.000 What it takes you can. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.360 Today's your day to begin. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.280 Don't give up here. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.680 I'm so uplifted. It takes a lot to uplift me. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:34.120 You need a fucking crane. It just gotta make up 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.079 your mind. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.240 Today is your day. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:43.640 Come on, hell, nothing can stilled in your wind. Today 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.400 is you know that's. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:45.920 Going in the game. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.160 Whenever I need to be uplifted or I've got a 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.480 big thing on that I'm not feeling confident for, I 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.160 play this song. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.200 Yes, I forgot this exists that. I'm so glad you 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:55.520 reminded me, Jenna, what you have? 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.800 What about Unwritten by Natasha bedding Field. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.000 Oh is that a happy song? 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:00.400 Yes? 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:01.920 Yeah? Is it? Yep? 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.359 It's the future is Unwritten? 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:12.080 So oh yeah, yeah that's good. 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:13.760 Not bad, Jenna, not bad. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.640 Do you have any other editions? Man, surely you're sitting 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:16.080 on a few. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.280 Let me see what's already in the Yeah playlist? Hang on? 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:26.640 Oh yeah, this is fabulous Happy Together by the Turtles, 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:30.680 which is quite simply dreadful band name. But you know 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:31.240 this song. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.280 It's by nineteen sixty seven. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:34.280 You know it. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.720 Imagine meah, imagine me. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:43.360 I do. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.360 I think about your day and night. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.440 But it's also a bit about it's not about general happiness, 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.200 it's about simping for someone. So I don't know if 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:51.680 it counts. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:15:05.400 That's happy? I was good? 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.040 Can that saying that? Yeah playlist? 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.720 Yeah, I'll add it in. Yeah, I've got one. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.840 I've got another one, oh do you? 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:13.080 Yeah? 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:13.280 Yeah? 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.080 Yeah. By the way, if anyone's going to add anything 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.800 to this playlist in our Facebook group, make it something 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.920 I'm likely to know. I don't want your triple j shit. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:24.120 Oh god, I'm adding setting for the great. I had 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:25.960 a great set at Falls Festival. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.080 Fuck, am I going to know this one? Now? 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.560 This is gorgeous. This is one of my favorite songs. 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:33.400 And I'm not even joke. It goes for seven minutes 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:34.520 forty two. Do you want the whole thing? 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:35.480 No? 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:36.360 What is it? 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:40.080 It's the epilogue from La La Land. Oh no, even 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.560 that happy Please listen. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:43.600 It's a bit evanescent. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.680 No, it lulls you into Wow. I'm really depressed. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:48.200 I don't need to be loved. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.400 Wait for the draft. It's truly sensational. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:53.560 Can you do that thing that I love on YouTube 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.600 where you scroll across the little timeline and see where 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.160 the biggest humpy. It's like where people watch the video mak. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.480 No, No, I know where the humpy is. Just you 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:00.520 were it's coming. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:01.160 Go to the hump. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.040 Now you need to let it be Mitchell. 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:11.560 I'm desperate for a hump. There's no lyrics. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:16.560 Oh, there's no lyrics in the whole thing. What's not lyrics? 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:24.200