WEBVTT - #107: Pig Week 2.0 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.360 I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.080 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:22.319 No, you know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.600 I had it in the car on the way home 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.800 and I didn't have a spood, so it was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.439 an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:26.759 a hole. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.800 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:36.440 Food bean fingered is an awful sensation. Given't been thinking 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:42.520 about the right person. Goodness may this is just still 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.040 to play a couple of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.919 Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.199 in the opener this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:49.760 Sorry. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:54.480 He is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:56.440 Oh hello everybody, I. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.560 Mean big Week, Happy second annual pig boy. 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:01.920 Yeah okuic Piggy. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:03.240 I hope you're feeling hungry? 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.560 Oh I am. My little coil like tail is twitching 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.039 with an dissipation if. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.679 You're new here and you don't know what pig Week is, 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:11.480 it's the holiday we invented ourselves. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:11.839 Yep. 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:15.520 It's basically, we give you permission to have a guilt 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:16.320 free pig out. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:18.080 You know, calories don't count during pig Week. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:19.920 No, no, no, they do not care. And what we want 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:21.720 is we want you to sit at home and pig 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:23.759 out as you listen to the show. If you're driving 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.280 and you can see the Golden arches, go drive through 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:28.039 mac is now and get some food. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.640 The reason it came about with this time last year. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.520 Remember I started a new diet. Yeah, and you're doing 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.120 Petea I think, right, yeah, And he was going to 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:35.920 be monitoring everything I ate. So I was like, right, 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.560 one last hurrah, I can eat what I want. Yeah. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:42.240 And then I think maybe two months or not even 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.840 after that, we went into lockdown. So that diet didn't work. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:45.319 No, it didn't. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.119 And I have not weighed myself since we came out 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.120 of lockdown. But I did it this week. I did 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.240 it this week. Oh you did it, And so I 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.760 now officially know the damage, which is fine because I 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:55.680 think we all put on weight during lockdown. There's no 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:59.080 guilt attached to it, but seven kilos. So there must 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:00.400 be something in the air at this time of year 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:01.320 because now I'm motivated. 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:02.720 I'm going in another diet. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.400 Real I don't say that during Pigweek. 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.280 Well that's that's why this pig week is coming a 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.400 perfect time. What is it about this time of year 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.120 that just makes me go, yeah, yeah, I'm feeling motivated. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.960 Our price care Pagenese, Hi Jenna, happy to do Hi Jenna, 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.079 made the pig be with you. Mitchill has got so 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.600 much energy. He's standing up. You never do the podcast standing, 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:19.920 you know. 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.160 I'm feeling a little bit flat, and I was like, 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.560 maybe I should try standing up instead of sitting down. 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:26.960 I've come alive, but I've come alive. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:29.360 It makes such a difference. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:34.920 I'll stand up. I'll try my legs. Haven't extended that 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:35.880 eye in decades. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:36.839 Think of it this way. 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:40.080 If we're standing up doing the podcast, we're basically burning calories. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.040 We're earning the pig out. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.840 I haven't had this much blood in my head since birth. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.480 Now, don't forget because it's pig week. We all agreed 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:50.160 we'd bring a plate. Yes, yeah, we're bringing something each yeap, 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:50.800 what did you bring? 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.120 Cherry? What's your contribution? 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.640 Oh my god, don't flap a whole lot supermarket chickens, 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.600 regie the table and there's stuffing on your eye. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.160 Just get that off together. I went to Cole's and 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.200 I thought, I'm going to get a bachelor's hamburg. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.040 I know, Oh God, is there anything to eat it with? 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:09.360 Or that? 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:09.920 Just the chok? 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.960 God gave you two hands for a reason. Do you 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:13.600 have napkin? 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:14.639 None? 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.600 Here's your fingers. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.000 You really should have thought about this. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.640 I'm puffed under this it down here? 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.720 Oh really? Yeah, I don't like that, and I'm loving 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:23.160 this standing presentation. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.480 No, I feel like I'm trying to intimidate poor Jenny. Yeah, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.480 I know, I feel I did throw a barb key 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.840 CHOCKI you anyway, that's what iro? What did you bring Jenna? 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:31.639 Yes, so. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.440 I was rummaging through her backpack. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:41.520 Some yummy grapes. No, these are really really good. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.400 Actually, I don't think you understood the assignment of pigwek 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:45.760 who picks out on grapes. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.280 A lot of. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:49.320 People pick out on grapes. You can easily pick out 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.520 on these. I already had a few. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.480 The people that pick out on grapes don't listen to 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:53.080 Is it just me? 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:57.800 And they also have growth shit afterwards? Oh yeah, pull seeds. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.600 Show me. They're purple grapes too. Are they cotton candy? 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:04.640 We're meant to be having a guilt free, indulgent pig 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.280 out and she brings grappe. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:07.360 That's her bring a plate. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:12.080 No, it's candy hearts. They didn't have cotton candy left. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:12.960 Have not tried the. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.280 Weird ones that the grapes that actually taste like fairy flows. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:17.560 Give me one and try some. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.800 I think they've been like, what's the word I'm looking for, 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:21.640 genetically not. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.000 Listening. All they smell so I was. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.800 Going to say they've been castrated, but that's definitely not 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:28.120 the word. 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:32.080 No goodness me, No, okay, I'm trying the grape for. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.080 The first time, the candy heart flavored grape. 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:39.080 Oh that's delicious. I told you it does taste like candy, 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.600 so I actually can get I can fuck with these candys. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.279 This won't feel so guilty having some fruit. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.440 Sold you Mitchell. They tastes like red frogs. They're that sweet, 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:51.240 don't they. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.559 Oh that's weird. Yeah, I told you, Oh that's weird. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.559 They've got the texture of a grape, but they taste 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:58.159 like red frogs. 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.560 That is there. Yeah, all right, good country and Jenna, 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.760 thank you, Mitchell. What did you ring for? Pigwe what's 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:03.120 your plate? 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.000 Oh well, I. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.400 Really can't take credit. This is thanks to our sponsor 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.719 this week. It is they've got the new Cookies and 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.839 Cream white chocolate bar. Oh my god, I know you 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.840 haven't tried it yet. It's I can confirm it's better 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:17.360 than drugs and dick it is. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:18.440 It is so good. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.919 Do you guys like white chocolate because they know that 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.480 it's a bit hit and miss, but I adore it, 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:23.760 and so I'm gonna open it ready. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:24.919 Yeah, marshmallow. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:28.840 Yeah, it's got fluffy marshmallows and chocolate cookie pieces, and 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.200 it's got the classic Darrely like you know how their 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.680 white chocolate is so much chocolate is a bit like dusty, 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.000 but the Darroughly white chocolate smooth, silky. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.159 Yes, I adore it and I love anything cookies and cream. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.680 It's my favorite flavor for like ice cream, mcflurry best mcflurry. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.800 Yeah, the black cleat and cream. And so this is 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:45.440 just a god send. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:46.800 I can't let I don't really have then this before 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.200 you're ready Look at the marshmallows on the back. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:51.960 They protrude, bitch, Look at this ready, Oh they're not 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:56.560 tiny marshmallow right, they're not tiny marshmallow chunks like they 0:05:56.720 --> 0:06:01.040 fully stick out. Give me that block back, all right, 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.240 give me. You're gonna try it for the first Yeah, pis, 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:06.040 here we go. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.800 This is the first ever taste of the Darily cookies 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.720 and cream white chocolate with chunky, fluffy marshmallows. Yeah, don't 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:12.400 put the whole block in. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.680 I don't want to have a row your fucking pig. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:15.919 Okay, sorry, well it is. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.479 It's respectful, and put the whole thing in. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:18.599 Look at the marshes. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.760 Okay, you have to chub into the microphone like that. 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:24.039 Oh that's heaven. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.480 Oh it's dangerous, isn't it? 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:25.599 Like? 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:26.800 Oh I could eat the whole thing. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:31.560 Those are so naughty. Oh yeah, this pass on the 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.760 blunt around he Jenna some cookies and. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:37.320 Croame contraceptive diaphram. Sam. 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.320 I would offer you some, but you have to wait 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.560 for your tasting because we're doing a top five later. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.919 Oh well, shit, the top five chocolates. Obviously, this is 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.920 going to be my pick. I'm going to be nominating 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:48.719 this one. And Sam, you can taste tested then, because 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:50.680 you're going to be doing the ranking. Jenna, what do 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:51.080 you think? 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:52.559 Oh my god? 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.719 Right, you know what it does to melt in your mouth? 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.159 The marshmallows a good touch. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.960 This is so good. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.120 I'm really getting a whole fomo vibe over here. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.320 Yeah. Will you taste it? Will you weight your turn? 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.760 Your palette needs to be neutral. Sam, do you drink 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.640 that chicken broth that we put out for you and 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.680 the coffee beans We've got you to sniff and you'll 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:14.160 enjoy it. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.280 Oh yeah, great? 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.360 Top five coming up for pig Week. Everything is pig 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.600 Week related everyone. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.840 By the way, I've got plenty of these chocolates over here. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:22.160 I feel out. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.080 Thanks darry Lee. Guys, do yourself a favor this weekend? 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:26.480 Or when have you listening to this? Go get the 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.960 new Darrel cookies and cream. It's amazing. The marshmallows. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.760 I talk with your mouth, I'm gonna have some more. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:36.040 Well, finish your food and then talk. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.760 Okay, sorry, let me just say I'm going to tell 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.800 you what it is. But the chocolates that I'm adding 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.800 to the top five I've got in my hot little 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.480 hand and it's controversial. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.040 I love how you said I'm not going to tell 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.400 you what it is, and then you held it up 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:49.320 in our eyesight. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:53.720 No bacon, see it about the idiots? 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.080 Yeah right, okay, how do you? 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.120 I choked on chicken. That's how I died. Mitch was 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.760 a lovely man. He went out the way that he 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:01.800 wanted to go in this world. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.640 He died doing what he loved, joking on a hot 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.760 chook without any cutlery. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.080 While his best friends stood and watched. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:12.240 Covet in grease. Oh God, Happy pig Week. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:16.120 Every mon it was your first time listening? Oink oink, peas, 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.200 this is a pig week. But we start the show 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.520 the same way every week, regardless of the theme of 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.720 the week. And Mitch hasn't Is it just me? I've 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.360 got one, but then commonly referred to as igyms. Mitch 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:28.800 doesn't know mine. I don't know his. This week, we haven't. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.560 Is it just you? From a listener? And bat Mitch'll 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.240 be very happy. They're on the phone. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.400 Good good, They'll be. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.240 Calling him live. But should we begin to start the. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.360 Show, sure, I'm ready. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:40.120 I'd go first, My god, yeah, and I really want 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:41.000 to are you noticing it? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.360 Too, Jenna. Yeah, I am the whole I'll go first, 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:44.280 the lack of discussion. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:45.600 I told you I'm in my yes era. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.360 I wanted I just say what I want, I push 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:48.840 for it, your yes era. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.839 Yeah. I say yes to things and I'm going to 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:51.440 social event. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:52.200 We didn't ask. 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.400 Well, maybe I'm in my taking what I want era. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.640 Have you had that social week because I know that 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:59.520 you're in your social era. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.640 Week been like exhaust I've got dinner tonight, dinner tomorrow. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:03.520 I'm going to branch. 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.160 That's no different to usual though, No, but not I. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.000 Go with Hayden or myself, never with people. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.960 Oh god, okay, I'm facetiming friends, shod I tell you that, 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:16.000 you know how you said recently on the podcast. Oh, 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:17.840 I'm in my yes man era. Yeah, and I'm going 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.959 to say yes to every invitation I get called me 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.640 Jim Carrey yes, and Jenn and I were like, let's 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.320 fuck with him and come up with some really shitty invitations. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.480 So you have to say yes. My friend Nick helped 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:30.280 me brainstorm. Ready, Mitchell, you mean, Mitchell, would you like 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.320 to come watch the sunrise from Penrith? 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:35.160 Yes? 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.160 Yes, yes, you have to say yes. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.640 Also I'm hoping that you can pick someone up from 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.240 the airport during PEAKR Is that okay? 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:43.480 I mean, yeah, I guess I could. Yeah. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.360 Great. And then after that, can you help my friend 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:45.800 move house? 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:46.320 Yes? 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.559 Yeah, where they live locally? I'm sure close close to me. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.439 So that's a yes. Yep, excellent. 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.360 Also, how would you feel about doing a scientology stress test? 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:57.199 We should do it. 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.080 It'd be fun for once you do one of them. 0:09:59.160 --> 0:09:59.360 Yeah. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:09:59.679 Great. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.680 Also, while I've got your arm here, could you be 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.680 a designated driver for a wedding? 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.120 But just please wait outside the. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:07.959 Whole the whole wedding. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:08.319 Yeah. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:09.800 Could I go to the mini bar and get maybe 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:15.160 a drink? Wait outside, keep the air con on? Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:15.480 yeah I can. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.080 Yeah, this is fine. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.040 It's gonna say yes to anything. We're going to burn 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.480 out his social batteries so quick. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.880 This is going to be so fun. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:27.960 Please don't but yes yes to all any request. Jenner. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.439 Maybe I'm going to put on Connie's birthday. She had 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.839 a birthday last week, so I might put my cat. Yes, 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.480 So would you like to host the event? 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:42.400 No, that's I have to draw the line somewhere. 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:44.720 You got to agree with me there, Mitch I have 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:45.440 to draw the line. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.959 All right, Will you go first, then your greedy pig? 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.600 Yes, thank you, I will. I think I will. Let's go. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:57.320 Is it just me? Do you have no actual idea 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:58.640 how dry cleaning works? 0:10:59.360 --> 0:10:59.520 Yeah? 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.000 No, I have no no idea what it is. I 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:03.920 think we all have different ideas of how it works. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.120 Because what I picture the one I went to growing up, 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:07.960 it had like a conveyor belt and they would be 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.439 on coat hangers in the plastic body bags, and they'd 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:16.040 be like ticket for me, you press the button, there 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:17.760 it is, And I just thought they would hang it 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.480 up and then it would go and it would be 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.880 steamed and washed and clean all on the coat hanger, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.360 and then it would come back around and it would 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:23.920 be done. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.880 But surely they wouldn't charge as much as they do 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:27.920 just for that, Like there's got to be some skill involved. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.040 They've got to be hands on with them to justify that. Yeah, 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.440 how dare they charge a lot of money for dry cleaning? 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:32.600 Well? 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.199 And it's usually worth it because when I get the 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.959 clothes back, I'm like, shit, man, I didn't know that 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:36.680 could be that clean. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.840 Well, that's why I'm so confused by it, because why 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.199 can't we do this at home? Also? Is it dry? 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.280 Can you do google this general? Sam? 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:43.480 Maybe? 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:45.280 Is it generally with your laptop? 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.040 You were doing so well, I know, but I got 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:49.200 distracted with pig Week. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:50.040 Can you go get it. 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.200 I've got my cause I'm gonna we're gonna be asking 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.840 you to google things throughout the whole show. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:54.679 Go on. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.640 They're going to get the definition of pig lader in 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:57.679 the show. I'm gonna need it. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:58.640 Don't get my laptop? 0:11:58.720 --> 0:11:58.960 Go on? 0:11:59.080 --> 0:11:59.880 Don't eat without me? 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:05.959 Oh okay, I'm so sorry. But can you just imagine 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.400 if I came and didn't bring a microphone. It's essential 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.120 for the job. You're the Google bitch. You have to 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:13.120 bring your laptop. Sorry, Sam, you Sam, Sam's got it. 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:13.440 Yeah. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:17.199 So it's kind of like it just says it's like washing, 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:18.880 but without detergent or water. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.200 But how does it wash? 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:21.400 That's a good question. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.240 They go into. 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.640 This whole thing is basically like a powder that they 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.040 pulled over it. You know what it's like. It's like 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.880 dry shampoo where you just scream. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.440 That's a good mental image. Dry cleaning is the dry 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.520 shampoo for the clothes. 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:35.120 Yeah, but then how do they get rid of the powder. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.840 Because you've got to wash the dry shampoo out eventually. Yeah, 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.040 thank god Jenna's back with it. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.520 Can we put a YouTube video up or something? 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:41.800 Yeah, I'm going to get it and I've got one. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.199 I've I've googled how does dry cleaning work? 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:44.920 On the screen. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:46.559 I'm going to get it up. I'm going to get 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:46.800 it up. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:48.040 That's what he said. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:50.920 Sam, I've got a video. Actually, I found got nine 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.960 million TikTok views by Jeeves Underscore n Y if you 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:55.840 want to watch it at home. But this is explains 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:56.440 dry cleaning. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:57.480 I got it. 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.240 He's got up on the screens. All right, here we go, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:00.880 Well is dry cleaning? 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.160 Dry cleaning is the processor cleaning clothes with a solvent 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:04.920 instead of water. 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:06.800 Now what is a solvent? I'm gonnahow you a little 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.920 demo to explain that this is dry cleaning. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.680 Solvent looks just like water, but it smells and feels 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.400 like either alcohol or gasoline, depending on which one you're using. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:18.040 Usually it's petroleum alcohol or silicon based. Event has very 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.680 different properties than water, and as you could see here, 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:22.240 do you. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.000 Do not mix or get along break. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.240 So it's like a special chemical. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.360 Because of solvents very oily properties. It's really good at 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.200 moving oil based stains like makeup, grease, and pain. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:33.920 I hope this gives you some. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.160 Insight as to what dry cleaning is. But long story short, 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.600 it's basically a water machine that uses a liquid that 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.079 isn't water to clean, so they're. 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:43.120 Not washing it with water. 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.800 I wanted a demonstration, Jakes, He goes, So I hope 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.320 that clean things up. No, not really talking about it. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.719 Look at the top comment, Wow, I thought they used Steed. Well, 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.319 if you're a dry cleaner and you're a listener of 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.480 the show, don't get in touch because now we know 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.000 we don't. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.439 Let us know like dry clean is should be like magicians. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.080 Just cape it your secret, don't ruin the magic. Yeah, 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.920 because I'm watching these videos and it still makes no 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:05.640 sense to me, But I also don't care that much. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.560 Just keep doing, you, booth, We love your. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.880 Local dry clonessins your how all right, I'm gonna have 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.000 some barbecue chuck you dear itch? 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:11.280 Right? 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:14.160 Is it just me? 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.560 What the hell was that sound that came out of 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:22.320 Mitch Cherry's mouth last week? 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.280 Oh? You still rabbiting on him out? How was that? 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:26.960 Do you mean, get over it. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.560 It was when Carla from Banks Sound was here and 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.320 she was doing a prank call. We were trying to 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.800 be quiet in the background, obviously trying not to laugh. 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:34.880 It was a sound of silence. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:39.560 Yeah yeah, And then somehow, miraculously you made up put 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:42.280 the grab over there. I've isolated just your microphone. This 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.040 is the noise that somehow you managed to make. 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.200 It perfectly apt for pickwek isn't it right? 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.240 It didn't come out really sounds like you're just hurting 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.920 pigs with the pen. Go on, get up. 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.680 That sounds like when you're what was that? That's when 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.200 you're writing a ras as good as a kid. You 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.440 go too fast, so you use the little back wheel, break. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:07.160 Your foot. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.840 Could you actually do that noise on cue? Like? Could 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:12.480 you possibly? 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.880 It's like the secret sound? Kiss Let me listen to 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:24.440 it a more time. Started day. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.000 Imagin if we did run this as a secret sound, 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.200 like play it all right? 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.960 Jenna is in the asylum, Jenna, what is the iGEM 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:33.160 secret bit? 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:36.960 Is that a peak squealing? 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.800 Did someone tread on a hamster? Mitch, Nah, that's naughty. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.520 No, they didn't. Sorry, Ambre time. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.720 Did you actually see in our Facebook group, and you're 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.280 an idiot. Some of the people in there were saying 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.920 what they think It sounds like thee have said, you 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.840 sound like an emphysemic bird. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:57.760 Yeah, I can hear that. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:01.800 Harry says a dolphin at Sea World. Yes, also says 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.000 is he part dolphin? 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.280 Yeah, that is very is a sardine in front of 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:06.680 its snout. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.240 That dolphins not having a good time, But. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.240 It's not one's got the bottle nose and a grip. 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:12.560 Calum says that you sound like one of those grimber 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:17.360 those those nerve vortex howl, the things like you throw 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.760 those foam darts and had the little whistles on the 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:20.640 side you throw it. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.360 I need to add some fade to that, because it 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:28.400 starts out it goes as it goes across the park. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.280 Oh Mel says, you sound like one of those old 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.600 motors they have on display at a country show that 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:35.720 chugs and wheezers. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.880 This old beauty made her in cars. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.600 Was awful. Stephen says, a baby dinosaur that just hatched. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.160 Oh yeah, I can hear. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:50.440 Yeah. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:55.240 Yeah. Cana said the same thing. Jurassic she said, preterodactyl I. 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:56.880 Just like, how did that happen? 0:16:57.040 --> 0:17:01.800 That is my body. I'm great, either gravely ill or 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:02.760 very talented. 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.199 It's a credit to Carlor, isn't it She made you 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:06.840 laugh that much? 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:07.080 Yeah? 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:11.960 Idous? How do you do that? 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.360 That's annoyed? That poor barbecue chok mate before it got 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:20.760 barbecue always animals. Sorry, I only shouldn't too far, too fun? 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:21.720 Is it just me? 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.160 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:29.679 That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:30.600 it just you? 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:33.919 Yes? It is the second annual pig Week. Everybody all 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.960 thinks to Darrel Lee, you have to get their white 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:37.919 chocolate cookies and cream blockets in supermarkets. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:39.480 Now I'm gonna have to open another block because I 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:39.960 finished that one. 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.919 Oh my god, I've got the grapes. We should all 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:42.960 rotate the play. 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:47.000 Yeah like a lazy thoos and catch. 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:50.960 Do not throw that chook at me, downer, I don't 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:51.560 want to miss. 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:54.200 That didn't hurt because the fuffing marshmallows soften the four. 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.480 It actually felt really quite nice on my head. All right, Jenny, 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:01.320 you're getting the candy heart grapes, don't I know? 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.040 I bagged you out, Jenner, But those greats were a 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:04.200 good call. The quite refreshing. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:05.920 They really it's so good. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:08.959 All right, everyone coming up in dym top five right now, 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:10.919 let's do it. Is it just you something you've noticed 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:12.800 you hate or appreciate. You can hit us up a 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:15.000 couple of miches on Instagram. We'll get you on the 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:16.800 show live like Katie has done. 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:20.720 Hi Katie, Hi Darling, Hi Happy pig Week. Oh same 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:21.800 to you, Gordeous. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:24.080 I'm so glad that you had the guts to actually 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:25.800 come on the show with a caller instead of being 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:27.399 a coward sending a voice message. 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:28.280 I love being able to check. 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:30.120 That's bloody hell know. I mean I'm off at home, 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:32.160 so I might as well just waste some time. 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.359 Katie, Wait, got some time? What do you mean? 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:38.080 Waste time from doing health work? 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:41.240 That's for Oh she saved herself. Katie. Now what do 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.160 you have in your little gob of yours? Because we've 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.320 got the Darylie the chook. What are you eating for Pigweek? 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:48.440 I have some swly heart lollipops? 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.000 Whoa hang on, let me google them. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:53.960 Google a swirly heart lollipop. I'm picturing like a Katie 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:55.639 Perry music video. Is that what you're getting? 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:57.560 She wore them on her tits once. For sure. 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:00.480 Jenner did that at a Christmas party. 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.400 Yes, I know what you mean. Yet they're nice. They're 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:05.160 like a candy cane in lollipop form. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.439 Yeah, I'm Katie exactly. All right, let's jump into your 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:09.520 m Okay, Bradley will count you in. Then you're good 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:09.800 to go. 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.160 Let's go. Is it just me. 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:17.320 A crop top? 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:17.800 Fuck? 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:20.040 Yes? 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:24.160 I I want to cover my gunt. 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:28.320 That yeah, No, it's an issue. Whenever I'm shopping on 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:31.480 AESOS or something. Sometimes you know how you can select gender, 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:34.399 it's like man, woman or unisexus. I leave the women's 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:36.360 in there just in case, just in case I see 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:37.080 a cute blouse that. 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:37.520 I want to use. 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:39.080 I'm pretty sure the shirt I'm wearing now in the 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.399 women's section. But there's so many fucking crop tops in 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.320 the women's section. Why do they assume that everyone wants 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:44.359 to flash their belly button? 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:47.159 I completely agree? And sometimes I order a shirt not 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:49.399 knowing it's a crop top, put it on, and then 0:19:49.760 --> 0:19:51.600 when you the fucking flu at a public events. 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:53.920 I've done that before as well. I see a really 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:57.320 really nice top and then see that it doesn't even 0:19:57.359 --> 0:19:58.640 cover ut. 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:00.560 Do you have kids? Katie Bove sounds of it. You've 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.080 got kids are a very annoying partner. 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.040 Yes, I have a three. 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:05.679 Year old and she's in the bar screaming at me 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:06.400 for a band aid. 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:10.600 Oh god, I mean feel free to go and your 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:11.480 daughter if you want. 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:13.280 I love that. She just swore in front of her kid. 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:17.040 App how much big night shit opened? 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:17.840 Is it just me? 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:20.720 Where do you live? Katie? 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:22.120 I'm in camera. 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:25.960 Camera love it the nation's capital for international listeners. Canberra's 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:30.040 is the capital of Australia. A bit of a hole. No, 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:32.520 it's got the blowhole in, Katie. 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:37.840 Christ And what the dig owl on your partner? 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:41.120 The dick owl are the big owl. 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:42.639 The dicks like penis? 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:43.679 Oh well you. 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:44.560 Mean Scott Morrison? 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:48.680 Yeah that too? Sorry can you spell out what you're saying? 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:50.480 The dick I want to google it on the screens 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:51.600 Hold on the dick. 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:55.000 Owl search bell connon owl the pork so it does 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:56.480 have it? Oh it does look like a cock, the 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:57.200 bell connon owl. 0:20:57.280 --> 0:20:58.959 What am I googling bell connon owl? 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:02.720 Holy shit, that thing is spooky. It looks like someone 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:04.160 dressed up as a ghost for Halloween. 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:08.640 Holy shit, Jenna, look at that and that's on public 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:11.720 for children to look into. No, and if you drive 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:13.560 behind it, it looks like a penis. 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:14.520 Yeah. 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:16.760 Wow, it looks like a wonky penis too. 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:18.520 Yeah. No, he hasn't got a heart on. 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:20.560 Now I'll need some viagra. 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:24.160 Can I just say, Katie, if you've been to questicon recently, 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:26.280 because it's gotten so shit. It used to be great 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:28.879 on school excursions and I was, oh, they've gotten rid 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:29.480 of everything good. 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:30.920 At question, when did you go recently? 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:32.760 I probably went in like twenty sixteen. 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:35.080 Oh wow, that big slide thing. 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:37.639 Yeah, that's like the only good thing. But isn't it shit? Katie? 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:39.200 It's so shit now awful. 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:42.360 Now Katie's kid is bleeding out and she's swearing talking 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:43.439 about Dick j. Downs. 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:47.560 I'm mum, what can I say? I can tell that 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.480 you're a fund and I can just tell. But the 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:53.720 earthquake house gone. No, that's that's the best part, that 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:55.040 fake roller coaster thing. 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.879 Non, The kids still go on excursions there. That's what 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:03.000 I want to know the tourists too. Okay, where do 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:04.000 you work at camera? Anywhere? 0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:04.200 Fun? 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:05.880 Anywhere like you'd go on a school excursion. 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:09.800 No, I work in construction and then. 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:13.080 Take a fucking bulldozer and go to them the belcon 0:22:13.160 --> 0:22:15.879 An owl and fix it for us. Please straighten o 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:16.440 that cock. 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:19.439 Well, then nobody will talk about camera if we get 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:20.119 rid of the cock. 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:22.400 What are you going to do if that loud ass 0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:24.720 daughter of yours grows up and wants to wear crop tops? 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:26.480 Are you going to say? Nap? I forbid it because 0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:27.080 they're fucked. 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:34.440 I mean, she can do what she wants. 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:32.720 Not for me. 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:35.040 See, she is a cool mum. Yeah, it's cool. 0:22:35.040 --> 0:22:36.720 Maybe that's why she wanted a band aid to cover 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:40.280 a middrift area. I'm all right, Katie, thanks for it? 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:42.680 Is it just you? We appreciate it, Thanks for listening. 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:44.160 Thanks guys, happy pig. 0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:45.240 We Loveatie. 0:22:47.880 --> 0:22:51.000 What a sweetheart. The kids stop so either slid into 0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:52.640 the bath or she did get the band aid. 0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:57.040 Now I don't reckon that would be enough to stop it, 0:22:57.200 --> 0:22:59.520 to stop her from crying, because even if they get 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:00.640 what they want, they keep going. 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:02.680 Kids, don't they ever? Brats? 0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:04.960 They really are brain The other day my uncle had 0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:08.000 his seventieth Uncle Ross, who has given his thoughts. 0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:08.480 On this podcast. 0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:09.520 Oh yeah, he doesn't like me. 0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:11.080 No, what did he say? He thinks? I need to 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:13.719 be with a woman that appreciates my wit. That's what 0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:14.160 he said. 0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:16.440 Yeah, he said that, Oh that co host, you need 0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:18.520 to replace him with someone who finds you funny. 0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:19.159 And I'm like, I do. 0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:21.120 Yeah, he wouldn't work with you, but I didn't find 0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:21.520 you funny. 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:21.680 I know. 0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:25.000 That's that's the how the friendship started. Yeah, No, he 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:30.840 wants a passive woman. He's seventy, for God's sake. Anyway, 0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:32.680 we did a speech. He wanted to have a great 0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:34.920 debate for his seventieth and it was quite fun. So 0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.400 there were three affirmatives behind three negative speakers. 0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:39.359 That was his party a debate. 0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:42.600 Yeah yeah, and the topic was is Ross Kilpatrick real 0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:43.440 or unreal? 0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:43.960 No? 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.080 And I was the adjudicator slash MC. 0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:48.840 Of course, what did this story get better? 0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:52.199 Yes? My point is that I go all right, you know, 0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:55.240 the speakers are done, and then a kid, Harrison, my godson, 0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:57.760 who's six, gets up and goes, I'd like to speak. 0:23:58.359 --> 0:24:01.520 Where do kids get the high? We want to hear 0:24:01.560 --> 0:24:03.680 from them? And then he gets up, grabs the microphone 0:24:03.680 --> 0:24:06.440 and gives a speech at a seventieth birthday about nothing 0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:07.080 waffles on. 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:09.679 It's a cute, very cute it must just run in 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:11.240 your family, waffling on about nothing. 0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:13.080 I was so proud of him, had a little tear 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.280 in my eye. I went look at him talking when 0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:18.520 no one asked remember that time. 0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:22.399 Is this the same kid that completely hijacked our Sunday 0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:25.399 night Instagram Live and was talking about the Titanic for 0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:30.000 an hour and would not let me interject and ask questions. 0:24:30.080 --> 0:24:31.800 And if I did, he'd just ignore it and keep going. 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:34.520 And he was factually correct, mind you. 0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:35.520 No, there were a couple of things he got wrong. 0:24:35.560 --> 0:24:36.960 I had to correct him, Like what dates? 0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:39.359 I think he said that it sunk on April fourteenth, 0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:42.399 nineteen twelve. It hit the iceberg on April fourteen, but 0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:43.919 it clocked over and passed midnight. 0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:44.800 It actually sunk on. 0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:48.719 April Crucify and I did, Yeah, I said, read your 0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:50.760 fucking his three books, Hardy, and can I tee what 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:51.479 happened after that? 0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:55.639 After you his inspiration, he got a microphone and now tweet. 0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:56.760 He twitch streams. 0:24:57.400 --> 0:24:59.240 They yep, that doesn't feel legal. 0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:02.120 You inspire him, but he's like six. He watches it's 0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:04.040 in the kid's space. It's like kids picks or something 0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:06.560 like kid kid Twitch. I don't know what it is, 0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:09.800 kid twitch anyway, Harrison, we love you. 0:25:10.520 --> 0:25:11.600 Don't put words in my mouth. 0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:15.280 I bet he's having a rusk to celebrate. Is it 0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:22.720 just me on the fly. The kids get all the 0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:27.160 good snacks, No, they do. They get little pouch yogurts, 0:25:27.280 --> 0:25:31.280 vanilla bean and blueberry. Yeah, but not in the They're 0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:35.240 not little and simple ours like pro chair. 0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:35.840 They're in the pouch. 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:40.359 Bet suck it off for breakfast every morning, coming overuck you, Jordan. 0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:44.879 They get all the good food rusks. I'd love to 0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:47.680 just suck on a sick of carbohydrate for a day. 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:49.240 But no one's stopping you. You can't. 0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:53.160 Culture, society doesn't let me do it. 0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:55.520 Oh my god, think of some other kids food Sam. 0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:57.480 I'm sure you've got British ones you can throw in here. 0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:01.160 Okay, but side note, have you tried go or something 0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:05.120 like that as the dos. It's the most disgusting thing 0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:05.960 you'll put in your mouth. 0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:09.280 No, well, you haven't seen hate, not before a shower. 0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:11.080 Oh my god. 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:13.760 Katerina Goosa, who I went to high school with, God 0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:15.320 rest herself. She's not dead, but she's still in the 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:18.919 shy well. She went on the baby food diet and 0:26:18.960 --> 0:26:21.840 lost ten killers and all she did was eat those jars, 0:26:22.000 --> 0:26:23.359 you know, and they pop when you're up in the lead. 0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:25.679 Because yeah, it's a really gross, mushed up apple. 0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:27.760 Yes, and she had the baby spoons too. I thought, cat, 0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:28.960 you can use a normal spoon. 0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:31.320 I don't know, boon you would to sugar high or something. 0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:34.800 What's wrong because you're just talking a lot some random 0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:36.679 in your life that it went on a baby food die. 0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:38.439 It diies into the story. 0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:41.000 Yeah, and we're saying go for it, and you're saying no, 0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:42.159 I can't. And I'm like, well, I don't know how 0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:42.800 to fucking help you. 0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:44.920 Well I could say yes, but then that'd be dumb. 0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:47.320 Well even with your yes man era, If I bring 0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:49.320 in baby food next week, will you try them? 0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:51.120 Yes? Good? 0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:53.439 Okay, but I want sweet ones. I don't want the 0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:54.560 savory like mushi peas. 0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:55.359 Do you get what you given? 0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:59.480 Any idiots that are parents much like Katie, please hit 0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:00.399 us up a couple of it. 0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:02.280 Just let me know which baby food I should buy. 0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:04.240 I'll put it on the kidio. It's all good. 0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:07.520 Do it. Okay, baby food next week, I'm in and yes, 0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:09.560 send the flavors in. I'll do a round table to 0:27:09.680 --> 0:27:10.359 give me three or so. 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:12.360 I can ask my sister what food do your kids eat? 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:13.920 Yeah, it's a good idea. 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.320 Although she's one of those healthy mums. She said she 0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:20.440 wants to teach them healthy eating habits, less baby pigs. 0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:23.600 Trying to make a survivor mini set in her home. 0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:25.760 Well, she knows what her and I were raised like, 0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:30.919 which was what pigs. So she's undoing that, got it? 0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:31.320 Got it? 0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:31.840 Yeah? 0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:33.439 I was raised as a pig. So I had a 0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:35.160 buddy roll up for lunch and that was it. 0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:36.040 Oh my god. 0:27:36.119 --> 0:27:38.560 And then you'd wonder why your mind just wasn't switched 0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:42.239 on after lunch. I know, you just licked sugar off 0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:43.639 a bit of fucking plastic. 0:27:43.800 --> 0:27:45.680 We had hash brown rolls. I think I've spoken about 0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:47.720 this before. It was one hash brown on a white 0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:49.440 roll with chicken, salt and butter, and. 0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:51.440 It was a hit. That actually sounds dope. 0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:55.320 I wouldn't want the bread ratio to take up too much, though, 0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.119 I'd want the bun to be a little bit modest. 0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:00.520 Yeah, and it was a thin, thin thin she consult 0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:02.560 actually did a lot. It lifted the game in the 0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:05.200 hot butter perfect Anyway, what. 0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:06.600 The fuck are we doing I don't know. 0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:09.520 It's okay, he's still there. Hey, Katie, she's gone. 0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:10.560 Are we ready for the top five? 0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:11.320 I think we are. 0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:11.760 We are ready. 0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:14.800 Okay, let's jump in top five. 0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:18.159 So we're ranking the top five chocolates today. We are 0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:20.120 going to nominate them, and Sam, get your uns in here. 0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:22.720 You're going to have to be the decider that ranks 0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:23.440 them one to five. 0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:24.359 There's no other way. 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:25.000 Yeah. 0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:27.360 So I've brought to You've brought to haven't you. You've 0:28:27.359 --> 0:28:29.800 brought to choking Jenny. You're gonna have to round it out, 0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:31.440 so you're gonna have to be the fifth got one? 0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.679 So who wants to go first? We're going to nominate 0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:35.240 our favorite chocolate all. 0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:37.080 Start, because I actually don't think it belongs any higher 0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:38.200 than fifth, So I think it's fair. 0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:40.040 Why did you bring it forward if you don't think 0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:40.880 it's a strong contender? 0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:43.240 No, because it's big enough to be in the top five, 0:28:43.360 --> 0:28:45.960 but no higher. And I'm I'm humble enough to admit 0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.760 that chocolate. I'm representing this chocolate. So mine is a 0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:52.640 fan favorite by Dad's. Here is chocolate entry number five. 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:53.960 It is the infamous. 0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:55.960 You can't rank it yourself, that's up to Sam to 0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:56.800 rank them one to five. 0:28:56.960 --> 0:29:00.120 Oh yeah, true, Sorry, sorry Sam, it's the crunchy. 0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:01.760 Oh I do love a crunchy. 0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:02.560 I don't. 0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:06.840 The Golden Crunchy my least favorite. Yeah, well no, I 0:29:06.960 --> 0:29:09.320 like it because it's so simple. It's not layers of 0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:10.640 nuts and nougat. 0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:12.440 You know, it's just it is what it is, like 0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:13.120 the honeycomb. 0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:15.600 Well, you know what I don't like about crunchies is 0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:18.120 you get really soft, nice honeycomb, but then there's random 0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:21.320 hard patches and yeah, inconsistent. 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:23.480 All right, am I ess now, yeah, I have a 0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:25.560 little I mean, I'm sure you've had a crunchy in 0:29:25.560 --> 0:29:25.840 your life. 0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:27.440 It's just refresh and I want you to take into 0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:30.600 account texture, okay, mouthfeel. 0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:31.960 And don't tell us the ranking until after. 0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:33.840 That's a good cruncher. 0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:35.800 M very cranky. 0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.200 Yeah, well, you know it went viral on Twitter a 0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:39.720 couple of days ago, a couple of weeks ago. Maybe 0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:42.000 they like the ripple in the top of chocolate bars 0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:44.320 that make it look like veins in a penis the 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:47.920 dick vein that is a really crucial Mitchell curse. 0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:49.160 Sorry, I'm sick at the moment. 0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:51.400 Standing up your lungs are working too hard. 0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:53.920 He's still up everywhere loving this. I think I'm going 0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:54.640 to stand up every week. 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:55.760 You're actually glowing in the eyes. 0:29:56.000 --> 0:29:56.360 Thank you. 0:29:57.080 --> 0:29:57.920 It's woken me up. 0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:00.720 Now I want that to be a criter. How the 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:01.240 dick fades? 0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:02.200 Does it have any No? 0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:04.200 Well, no dick veins, but does have a nice ripple 0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:04.920 across the top. 0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:06.480 All right, what's the next one? 0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:06.720 Yep? 0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:08.960 My next chocolate is my favorite, my personal favorite, and 0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:10.280 I've got you the twin pack and I don't want 0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:12.960 that to be left to miss when you go to judging. 0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:14.920 It is the Fries Turkish Delight. 0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:18.080 Oh wait wait fries. 0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:20.360 Yeah, that's the brand name, Fries Turkish Delight and the 0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:21.680 purple and gold packet. 0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.640 I always thought it was cabriy Yes, Why is it 0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:25.720 in a box of Cadbury Favorite? 0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:26.320 Yes exactly? 0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:26.640 Yeah? 0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:31.360 Who is fo Can you get on that? Please fry 0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:36.440 from Futurama? Maybe he's That's what I was picturing. Okay, 0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:39.440 Now I do feel like the Turkish Delight cops a 0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:41.360 bad rap, like it's often the last one. 0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:42.880 Left in a box, the favorite and the people like 0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:43.640 people are like. 0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:48.480 The texture is gorgeous. I love a gelatinous texture ties 0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:50.160 into the whole baby food. All right, here we go. 0:30:50.280 --> 0:30:53.680 Oh the smells off on You don't like Turkish Delight? 0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:57.760 Oh oh oh god, that one is like really making 0:30:57.760 --> 0:30:58.280 you work for. 0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:00.080 It, chilled it? 0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:06.480 Oh no, you don't what one is. 0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:11.280 And Sam always swallows and look what you've done to him? 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:11.840 He does. 0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:14.160 Oh god, that's no good. 0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:15.240 But really, you don't like that? 0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:15.680 That's foul. 0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:17.040 Can you pass me a tissue? 0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:19.240 I know that I can't, Mitch, I obviously can't tell 0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:21.240 you what to put forward, But crunchy and Turkish Delight 0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:23.479 is an odd combination, like they're not the strongest chocolates 0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:23.960 in my mind. 0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:25.760 Okay, I like them. 0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:31.640 So apparently Fries Turkish Delight is under Cadbury. Okay, but 0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:33.800 there's no Cadbury label. 0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.120 So that if people don't like it, they're like, it's not. 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:39.760 Yes, right, that's smart market they can blame Fry. That's 0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:41.959 smart marketing. I should take a couple of mitches off 0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:42.640 this show. 0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:48.400 Yeah, all right, Karen, No, it wasn't an answer with Karen. 0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:48.880 Karen. 0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:50.160 Guys, all right, Jenna, do you want to put your 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.760 chocolate forward? What are you nominating? 0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:52.040 Yeah? 0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:54.320 I love to I would love to This is my 0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:58.560 all time favorite chocolate. It erigates in the UK much 0:31:58.640 --> 0:32:01.240 like contraceptive die framed Sam over here. 0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:02.360 Oh, I see what you're doing. 0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:06.720 No, no, no, this is genuinely my favorite. And enjoy 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.880 this Sam. It's a Cadbury double decker. 0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:12.200 Oh, I haven't had a double deckerages. 0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:13.920 I've never had one in my life. 0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:14.680 I've never heard of these. 0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:15.800 What the double decker? 0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:20.520 It's kind of like a kocoey sort of crunchy thing. 0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:21.640 It was not. 0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:25.160 Hold it up. I want to see it. So purple 0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.640 and orange in color. It's a Cadbury. 0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.800 Again, good chucking, good chucking, And I'm not gonna have 0:32:29.840 --> 0:32:30.920 to google this? What the fuck is that? 0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:33.080 It's got an international label on the Jenner. So did 0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.040 you have to go to one of those US candy sawce. 0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:38.000 No, it's super like occult in the international section. 0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:41.600 Oh really right, it's near the dr peppers. 0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:43.920 And so when did you last have one of these 0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.240 Sama in the UK? 0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:47.280 Yeah? Fifteen years ago. 0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:48.920 Shit, I've never even heard of it. Now I want 0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:49.600 to try something to. 0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:52.120 Yeah, I've got some spas of course. 0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.040 So it looks like I've just googled it. It looks 0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.760 like there's nougat in there. It's like the top layer 0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:00.160 is Mars bar and the bottom layer is an l 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:00.719 C M bar. 0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:02.000 I'm getting. 0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:04.480 Barring up over here. 0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:08.840 That Jenna, of course, you picked the most fucking obscure. 0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:11.160 Chocolate ever, a double decker from the International section. 0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:12.600 It's my favorite. 0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:16.160 Alight we go. 0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:19.720 Oh he's got flaky bits everywhere. When that nugat snapped off. 0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:20.840 Double degged me in the retina. 0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:25.560 Give us a taste. This double so good. 0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:28.320 It looks like a Mars bar without the caramel. 0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:29.440 It's amazing. 0:33:29.520 --> 0:33:31.240 Yeah, and it's got l C m's in there instead, 0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:33.560 or spider eggs one or the other. 0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.000 Or so sticky. 0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:40.600 God, it's so good. 0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.040 Here you know what? It kind of looks like two 0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:51.640 things fish row like eggs or the old Milo barre's 0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:54.360 standing up in a pilot. Oh no, you dying. 0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:56.200 That's a good way to go. 0:33:56.720 --> 0:34:00.760 Yes, oh come on, it's great. 0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:01.880 That's all right. 0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:06.720 Australia in your mouth for a while, Yes it does. 0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:09.640 It's like it's battling with my tom sools. It's like, no, 0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:11.880 you will not swallow me, you will not swallow me. 0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:13.440 I'm going to stay in your mouth and I. 0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:16.319 A should just say the textures don't compliment each other. 0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:21.839 The crunchy concrete like balls, yeah, the spiderweb like new 0:34:21.880 --> 0:34:26.160 don't change your opinion, Sam, No, it's it's a little lingering. 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:27.440 It's overstaying its welcome. 0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:29.280 Compare it to that thing there. 0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:31.280 Right o pauling hands and look how you flip flopped. 0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:33.920 That was a journey. 0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:37.839 Yeah, I'm still chure on it. Normally I inhale things. 0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:39.720 Okay, don't rush off and get double deckers. 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:39.960 It is. 0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:40.640 They're no good. 0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:41.960 They are amazing. 0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:44.040 I need a classic. You pass me that Turkish Delight. 0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:44.319 Yeah. 0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:46.680 I'm actually having to drink water to wash it down. 0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:49.400 It's like sticking to my throat. All right, Mitch, you'll 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:50.120 put yours forward. 0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:54.080 Sorry, there has been a whole ordeal. 0:34:54.440 --> 0:34:58.200 Yeah, sorry, my turn. Obviously, I'm sticking with my girls, 0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:01.239 Daryl Lee. Okay, that's one sering us today, and I'm 0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:04.720 obviously working with them to promote the new white chocolate 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:08.840 cookies and cream bar, which I'll have you know is stunning. 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:12.120 Look at these fat fucking marshmallows and protruding from them. 0:35:12.160 --> 0:35:13.919 Samh wow, that does look good. 0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:16.120 It's not like they've integrated them in the chocolate. 0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:17.719 They've just kind of put them on top, like their 0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:19.120 decorations on a cake. 0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:20.839 They're on a tree. 0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:23.600 Please try the new Darly white chocolate. 0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:26.160 I know you're very excited about this, but you're not 0:35:26.200 --> 0:35:28.640 getting any favoritisms just so you know, Oh yeah, just so. 0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:30.600 You know, even though I'm working with them, you're under 0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:32.000 no obligation to rank them first. 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:34.279 Yeah, all right. 0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.200 Oh it's very marshmallow, isn't it. 0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:40.400 Yep? I thought I love about it. All right, there 0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:43.319 we go. What do you think? Oh? 0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:43.680 Wow? 0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:46.520 Right, does that hit the clid or what? 0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:47.359 Holy ship? 0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:52.480 It is very good, very good, And you under no 0:35:52.560 --> 0:35:53.560 obligation to say that. 0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:57.000 Sam's like getting a cut of the fifty million dollars. 0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:59.640 No, no, sorry, And that's art attacks. 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:04.200 Okay, all right, is there anything else? Yes? 0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:05.000 I thought one more. 0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:07.280 And I've stuck with Darryl Lee by the way, because 0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:09.880 and it was hard to pick a flavor because they 0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:12.200 do a different few different versions of these, you know, 0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:14.760 the the chocolate balls they. 0:36:14.640 --> 0:36:17.640 Have, oh yeah, the jaffers. 0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:18.720 Yes, not unlike a jaffer. 0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:22.040 And there's different flavors I've got, like the raspberry, and 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.359 there's white chocolate one as well. 0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:24.040 Heaven. 0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.000 But I got these when I was at the theater 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.320 last week, and oh my god, they're bloody gorgeous. 0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:32.399 I've chosen the minty crunchy chocolate ball. 0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:34.840 Really good. I haven't had them. 0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:37.040 He opened your mouth. I'll see if I can get 0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:37.399 one in there. 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:40.479 Don't chip a tooth, pretend that you're giving a gobby. 0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:43.759 I just innately covered my beat. 0:36:43.760 --> 0:36:46.560 He done that before with my little like a donkey. 0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:50.720 Here goes samp. Okay, grab my ball, samp. 0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:55.640 There we go so ferociously into the mic. 0:36:58.080 --> 0:36:59.680 That mouth, that mouth feel is good. 0:37:00.920 --> 0:37:02.880 I do love a minty chocolate. It's not for everyone, 0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:04.239 but I feel like. 0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:06.320 This one isn't like a mint. It's not like a 0:37:06.360 --> 0:37:09.040 peppermint Fredo where it's using mint. It's it's like a 0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:12.800 nice hard coating of mint. It's good, Mitchell. 0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:13.560 What do you think? Oh? 0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:15.960 I am actually sold. I love mint. I love when 0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:17.480 I get a choktop at the movies. I go for 0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:18.120 the mint one. 0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:20.400 Yeah, and it's just it's not unlike a choctop. 0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:20.879 No, it's not. 0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:23.200 You've had them, Jenna. 0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:25.840 They're so good and the mint ones are my favorite, 0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:26.919 Yes for sure? 0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:30.000 All right, Sam's tasted we now need a verdict. 0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:34.280 You've got crunchy Turkish Delight, Jenna's bullshit, and the Darily 0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.760 mint balls and the Dary White Chocolate cookies and cream. 0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:38.560 A one to five, bitch, that's a. 0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:39.520 Succinc all right. 0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:44.080 Starting at number five, I very sadly jury have to 0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:47.200 put the obvious choice at the very bottom of the list, 0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:49.080 Nobody's favorite Turkish Delight. 0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:50.480 For the first time. 0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:56.440 Ever, I'm not for a number five. Jenna just suddenly 0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:57.160 came over it. 0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:02.560 Imagine if Jenna's, oh boy, this number five, number five 0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:04.520 is Turkish Delight number four. 0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:10.640 As much as it was a very warm embrace nostalgic 0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:16.200 connection for me, it overstayed its welcome double decker, double 0:38:16.200 --> 0:38:16.960 decker dogshit. 0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:18.160 We'll accept that. 0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:19.840 Because it's not fifth, so it's not last. 0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:22.200 Yeah, it just why do you play the number after? 0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:25.799 Shouldn't you play it first? Like and coming in at 0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:26.359 number three? 0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:28.920 Yes, sorry, I've just got different ones. Okay, next time. 0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:34.000 I am surprised at where I'm going to put number three, 0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:37.239 because I would have thought that this has got to 0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:39.640 be one of my favorite chocolates. I will have overall 0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:43.360 to go to out of a favorites box but it's 0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:46.400 not reaching the top. This is a crunchy. 0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:51.520 I would have put it lower, so yeah, it certainly doesn't. 0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:52.360 They have to be higher. 0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:55.120 Now it's the chocolate, the honeycomb. It's a good time overall. 0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:56.680 Well, I'm out there, there's my horses. 0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:57.239 Shot my head. 0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:00.880 Okay, you know what a horror. 0:39:01.440 --> 0:39:03.920 I don't know why I always go out remember. 0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:09.040 Wow, can you make them a little bit less fucking invasive? 0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:11.480 Well, I've got male and female one, so I've done. 0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:12.479 I've done a mix. 0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:14.400 Don't assume gender in this house. 0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:16.799 Sorry, do you really okay? True? I mean do you 0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:19.399 really think? Yeah? You know what? 0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:19.680 Yeah? 0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:20.440 Would could be? 0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:21.759 What a fucking butcher woman? 0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:25.239 Thank you? 0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:26.439 What's her name? 0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:31.640 Yeah? 0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:34.680 No, I reckon. He name's Joeanne. But she prefers Joe. 0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:38.200 Okay, so keep going. 0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:38.480 All right? 0:39:38.600 --> 0:39:41.759 Number two, number two. We are down to the final two. 0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:44.640 Both sarough Lee products that fifty millions going a long way, 0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:46.600 Both miss products. 0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:48.640 And you're not choosing it because it's Stari Lee. No, 0:39:48.680 --> 0:39:50.160 you're choosing it based on the taste. 0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:52.279 I'm to be honest, I'm quite surprising myself here. 0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:55.200 No, I'll be honest. They're my top two Yeah, really 0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:55.440 is that? 0:39:55.680 --> 0:39:55.879 Yeah? 0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:58.680 Because think about darry Lee. Darrel Lee is not the God. 0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:00.040 I've got to fill up my car with et and 0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:02.560 I'm gonna get a crunchy for the drive home. I'm 0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:04.560 never you never picked Darly. Darrely is. I've got friends 0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:05.879 coming over, Let's get some dar. 0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:09.600 I used to get like imposter syndrome, Like I was like, 0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:11.080 I'm not adult enough for Darrely. 0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:12.880 Now I feel like I've grown up now that I 0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:13.800 can eat with gas. 0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:15.800 Lip by the Big Chocolate Corporation. 0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:17.359 But do you feel like it's a little bit like 0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:19.320 it's a little bit more elegant than the other. 0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:22.400 Darrely used to have a store, remember the Darrell store. 0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:24.080 My mom used to go, let's pop into the Darrole 0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:25.560 store and get some jaffers on the way out. 0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:26.919 And we didn't have one in bog And Gates. 0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:28.320 There was one in Dublo. 0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:30.560 What was really? 0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:31.759 Sorry number two? 0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:37.560 So it is down to Mitchell's balls or the cookies 0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:41.040 and cream white chocolate. Yes, now I should mention I'm 0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:43.839 not a white chocolate person, aren't you? But I am 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.960 a mint person. Okay, However, can I get a drum roll? 0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:47.320 Please? 0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:48.560 Yeah? 0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:49.080 Yeah, I can. 0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:52.719 Yeah, it's a question of whether we will. 0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:54.799 Yeah, I've got one. 0:40:57.440 --> 0:41:03.799 Can I get number two? Don't is Mitchell's minty balls 0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:08.640 cream white chocolates without questions? 0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:11.520 You're not just saying that, are you. 0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:13.919 Good? 0:41:15.360 --> 0:41:16.320 Another top five? 0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:17.000 Yeah? 0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.239 You know, I'm genuinely obsessed with the new white one 0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.520 and I'm like, how have they not done that before? 0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:24.720 One other thing to know is Daryl Lee is fully 0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:28.239 palm oil free, so you have to worry about the orangutanks. 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:30.480 Palm Oil is when you have as palm oil, you're 0:41:30.480 --> 0:41:32.640 taking the natural environment away from the ringer tanks and 0:41:32.640 --> 0:41:35.439 many other animals. I'm sure the castri Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, 0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:37.560 And this is part of chocolate and a lot of 0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:41.920 dairy and you know cheap coal's food is yeah, got 0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:43.560 palm oil in it, and darrel you don't use it. 0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:44.480 There you go. 0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:45.759 I didn't know that we were good. 0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:48.759 Great top five? Thank you Sam, congratulations. 0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:50.920 These things are winner. It's come in at number one. 0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:54.560 I've got them. What do you go and do with 0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:54.879 a lot? 0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:56.680 You could make a house out of those, you could. 0:41:57.040 --> 0:41:58.400 All right, let's get out of here, guys. Have you 0:41:58.440 --> 0:41:59.680 pick week again? Second day? 0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:03.480 Make sure you take a photo and targets on your 0:42:03.480 --> 0:42:04.400 Instagram stories. 0:42:04.400 --> 0:42:06.759 If you're pigging out while listening, please all. 0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:09.120 Right, as you listen to this episode, eat something disgusting, 0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:10.600 take a selfie send it to us. Well, put a 0:42:10.600 --> 0:42:11.280 bunch up, we'd. 0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:12.799 Love that, and also film your reacting if you do 0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:15.040 end up trying this. Darlee Cookies and cream white chocolate 0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:16.200 bar because it is. 0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:18.359 Just yeah, yeah, I went to get the barbecue cook 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.400 before we did the show today and there were they 0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:21.959 were on the shelf, and they were they were on sales, 0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:23.759 so go get it. They're in Coles all is. 0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:25.960 Yeah, Coles them all leads the way you can get them. Well, 0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:28.440 sure they'd be at some independent supermarkets. But fuck, who knows. 0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:29.800 It's a bit hit and miss with days, isn't it. 0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:33.359 I agree, so expensive to the IJ and they make 0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.879 you put a fucking coin in the trolley. Don't start 0:42:35.920 --> 0:42:36.800 him on the trolleys. 0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:38.920 Listen to how much my energy is lowered now that 0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:40.319 I'm sitting back down and I got to stand up. 0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:43.640 I'll stand up to my success. Oh Jenny, you stand 0:42:43.719 --> 0:42:45.879 up to You can position that mic, it'll work. Come 0:42:45.960 --> 0:42:47.000 up here. 0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:49.080 This feels like an intervention now. 0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:51.520 It also kind of feels like we're an Illuminati meeting 0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:53.359 and we're all just ready to sacrifice a lamb. 0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:54.839 Should we all just hold hands? 0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:58.960 We've got to say we should hands, Mitchell. 0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:01.320 And no, come on do it. 0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:03.320 No, it's not you have to close the circle. 0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:03.879 What are we doing? 0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:05.680 We'll go down to the underground with the Demagogan's on. 0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:07.800 Just hold hands. 0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:10.560 This field is a real weight. 0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:13.000 No, no, and I'm three of them. We're gonna wink. Just 0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:19.200 it's week all right, one, two, three, No. 0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:21.080 You gotta play it. You got to play you annoys 0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:22.759 from last week. That's the best oink you'll ever do. 0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:25.120 Everyone, hold hands again, hold o, Eric, get together. 0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:31.280 You weren't here for that sand that with him trying 0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:33.719 not to laugh during Carla from Banks Town's Frank Corps 0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:35.879 laughing without opening his mouth. 0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:39.279 Go again, what's happening to you? 0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:40.400 That came out of my mouth? 0:43:41.040 --> 0:43:41.600 It's all this. 0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:43.799 Yes, maybe Carla had a Bible and I was being 0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:46.320 exercised and I didn't really Yeah, probably the devil was 0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:48.480 trying to escape from within. All right, we want to 0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:53.240 thank us sponsors. Darylyne of course, Joe, I love Joe, 0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:56.759 and listener, I reckon Joe listens from a little hut, 0:43:57.880 --> 0:43:59.919 a small house. She doesn't need much because she works 0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:02.880 of mind. She's you know, fly and fly out. Yeah, 0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:05.560 hey Joe, dinner's ready. 0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:06.080 Where are you? 0:44:06.120 --> 0:44:08.000 What are you doing? Oh? 0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:15.040 You're doing it it kids, don't make me capt the 0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:23.600 three what we love? 0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:26.400 I reckon if Joe was in the same sex relationship 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:29.120 and with a parent, instead of like that threat of 0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:29.799 do you want me to tell? 0:44:29.840 --> 0:44:31.160 D want me to tell Joe? 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.880 Yeah, but no, Joe would be Harry Crossman. 0:44:34.960 --> 0:44:35.480 She got time. 0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:37.600 Joe would pick you up. If you were sick, vomiting, 0:44:37.680 --> 0:44:39.080 or you had a bad pill. Joe would come and 0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:41.560 get you. She'd be furious, but she loves you. She'd 0:44:41.600 --> 0:44:42.239 come and get you. 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:44.319 Oh yeah, she's a tough love type, that joy. 0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:47.200 Joe would be a good auntie but a hard mum. 0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:51.640 Oh god, yeah. I reckon she'd have a hairy mile 0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:52.200 on her face. 0:44:53.760 --> 0:44:56.200 I reckon Joe does because she's flying fly out six 0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:58.160 months and six months off. In the six months off, 0:44:58.160 --> 0:45:01.520 she does payroll for coles. Because payroll don't sit in 0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:04.560 They sit out the back and they get their own office. 0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:08.680 I think we're done with this. Can we go with 0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:10.200 a lot of rambling. I think the sugar's gone to 0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:10.480 our head. 0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:13.120 Agree, we're all standing up to it's so weird. We 0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:15.600 actually are standing up everyone. This is a very weird experience. 0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:17.440 Is it working for you though, it's working for me. 0:45:17.520 --> 0:45:18.800 Yeah, it's working for me. Yeah, gotcha. 0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:21.160 Oh, Sam, you have to taste the grape. 0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:21.879 Let's go. 0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:23.719 No, it's candy Heart, let's go. 0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:25.239 You do turn their MIC's off. 0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:27.759 I think we can end the show without Sam trying 0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:30.680 the candy Hearts on the cloudy. See you next week, everyone, 0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:33.000 Thanks for listening. We love you have the annual Pigki 0:45:33.120 --> 0:45:34.160 Week Idiots. 0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:38.320 Love Is It Just Me podcast by a couple of meches. 0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:42.320 Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast up. 0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:51.400 Welcome to ADD Brief. 0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:54.000 This is our secret segment on the end, all of 0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:55.840 people with ADD having a debrief. 0:45:55.880 --> 0:45:56.520 That's all it is. 0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:58.759 You know, we pretend we're going and then we just 0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:00.600 talk shit. There's nothing planned in this, although there's been 0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:04.239 a lot of ship talk this episode. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:05.879 basically more of the same ship I got. 0:46:05.920 --> 0:46:06.840 To try one of these grapes. 0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:08.520 Yes, you do you know what? 0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:09.440 Talk shit? Get hit? 0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:11.480 Yeah, I knock you out. 0:46:11.480 --> 0:46:11.680 Bro. 0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.160 As Carl would say. 0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:17.200 It's good there white, No, okay, So why are they 0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:19.960 like gross and just kind of like squeezy. 0:46:21.239 --> 0:46:24.400 I don't like your attitude today, Samp. The grapes are 0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:26.400 genetically modified grapes alone. 0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:29.680 They've been through enough, and by enough I mean an injection. 0:46:30.200 --> 0:46:31.080 They're actually quite good. 0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:33.920 They're good. I'm going to go get a knife and 0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:35.200 fought for that barbecue. 0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:38.239 Chok, thank god. 0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:42.479 Anything maybe a plate, a plate would be good because 0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:44.400 I would like some of that chok that's been. 0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.640 In here for over an hour and a half. Yeah, 0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.080 but it's a barbecuee it'll be right and smells foul 0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.600 in like a cold chicken roll or something, and you're 0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:53.280 on a picnic. 0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:57.480 Yeah, but I mean you haven't refrigerated, right, Huh. You're 0:46:57.480 --> 0:46:58.960 refrigerated though, right, it's. 0:46:58.760 --> 0:47:02.040 Basically fridge temperature in this room. I think you'll find true. 0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:03.320 You've just climatized. 0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:06.360 That's quite sad. It's actually warm in an igloo. 0:47:07.320 --> 0:47:08.560 It's so cold in here. 0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:12.759 Yeah, you're back, well, who wants to go at it? 0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:15.480 Skin on top and the like? 0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:17.600 Can you just not ruin the chicken? Someone on a 0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:21.640 plate for me? God, this pig week is going a mess. Also, 0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:25.759 I was shamed because I'm eating a supermarket sandwich, you know, 0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:28.400 just in like the the section at the front near 0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:29.719 the water bottles, and that they've got like the pre 0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:32.400 made sandwiches, kind of like the seven eleven ones. I 0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:34.279 asked Mitch to get me one because I hadn't eating 0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.360 breakfast today, and I got shamed in this office for 0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:37.640 eating it. They're like, oh they're grass. 0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:39.719 Yeah, they are gross. Though you got the bacon and 0:47:39.800 --> 0:47:41.920 egg one. You don't want an egg anything from a 0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:42.960 servo breakfast. 0:47:44.120 --> 0:47:46.400 And it's not from a servo, it's from the supermad 0:47:46.520 --> 0:47:47.000 I think. 0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:48.799 Because it's from coals, it's not as bad. 0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:50.600 But the seven eleven ones are good. 0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:53.279 Really, Yes, we live in a first world country, guy, 0:47:53.320 --> 0:47:55.400 So it's fine. It's just got a bit of preservative 0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:58.399 in it. It says me eating a genetically my fied 0:47:58.440 --> 0:48:03.680 chicken's leave grape the left side minds the right. 0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:06.080 Oh, I don't want to eat it off of the chalk. 0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:08.600 I said, make me a serving. Can you just put 0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:09.360 someone on a plate for me? 0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:10.520 I have another plate. 0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:13.440 I asked you to get me a plate plate. 0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:17.759 No, when have you become a germophobe? He didn't want 0:48:17.760 --> 0:48:20.120 to hold hands. Now we won't share a plate with me. 0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:23.520 What's happened to you? Are you a cod warrior? 0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:25.560 No, I'm not. I'm not worried about COVID. I just 0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:27.279 wanted to have a plate to eat some chicken off. 0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:29.400 That's not that. That's not too much to ask, is it. 0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:30.560 You're the one that's sick. 0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:33.120 You'll be fine. Yeah, I know that's the thing. I'm ill. 0:48:33.680 --> 0:48:39.239 I wouldn't want to spread my jams. Oh my god. 0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:42.960 The other day I realized how much of a thing 0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:46.200 of the past COVID has become to me because I've 0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.080 got a bit of a cough. 0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:47.600 At the moment. 0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:50.080 I'm sitting there in the uber without a mask on, 0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:52.719 and I just go and I'm like, oh my. 0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:54.280 God, that is so selfish. 0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:56.560 The driver has looked at me in the rearview like right, 0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:01.279 he's wearing a mask, and I'm like, oh fuck, whoops. 0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:03.000 Anyway, what can you do? 0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:07.000 What have you got? You just got a cold? Yeah, 0:49:07.200 --> 0:49:09.440 you haven't got the other one, that sir. It's like 0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:12.319 laring something. I thought it was. 0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:14.879 Laryngitis playing up again. Remember I lost my voice that time. 0:49:14.960 --> 0:49:17.959 Yeah, No, there's some other disease that's just gone through 0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:18.920 all of the CBDs. 0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:20.680 It probably is that, to. 0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:24.360 Be honest, pneumonia thing. 0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:25.960 You'll be dead in a couple of days. You'll be fine, 0:49:26.080 --> 0:49:28.600 especially after being in this freezing our studio. Forgot pneumonia. 0:49:28.640 --> 0:49:30.799 I'm fucked played. 0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:33.120 They're self diagnosing me. They reckon, I've got some sort 0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:34.560 of larynx disease or whatever. 0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:37.960 Here we go, leisionnaire's disease. 0:49:38.200 --> 0:49:40.319 Oh, that's in Sydney at the moment. 0:49:40.400 --> 0:49:45.160 Yeah, as am I So it's possible. What is it. 0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:46.680 It's a type of pneumonia. 0:49:46.920 --> 0:49:48.200 Oh great, cluck. 0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:49.040 What are the symptoms? 0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:57.240 Symptoms include let's see. They include a cough, shortness of breath, 0:49:57.560 --> 0:50:01.040 not really, fever, no muscle, and headaches. 0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:04.440 I'm probably fine literally just the cough. 0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:05.880 All that sounds very covid. 0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:09.240 Yes, but the cough might bring up some fucus and blood. 0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:13.959 Hot Yeah, good skin, thank you. I've got my chicken. 0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:14.319 I'm happy. 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:15.960 Now anyone else want to play the chicken? 0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:17.680 Non pass? 0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:19.360 I'm going to eat off the car because if you 0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:19.960 don't mind. 0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:23.280 Okay, I feel like we need to take turns eating 0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:24.840 because one of us has to be talking. 0:50:25.880 --> 0:50:27.200 Now you do chat? Amongst yourself. 0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:29.040 We've done enough talking. 0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:29.840 I remember. 0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:33.000 I remember on our hundred episode someone wrote in saying, 0:50:33.000 --> 0:50:34.759 oh does anyone else think that Sam and Jane to 0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:37.160 get together? Oh yeah, and we said, well Sam's in 0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:39.280 a relationship, hat not anymore? 0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:41.840 Oh yeah, why don't we? 0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:43.600 Why don't we let these who have a blind date? 0:50:43.719 --> 0:50:44.480 We'll leave the room. 0:50:45.239 --> 0:50:49.320 Oh yeah, okay, I'm eating the Darryl Lee chocolate. 0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:55.280 So what people eat on dates? That's fine? So, uh 0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:59.600 what do you do for wait till week? I would 0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:02.000 love to hear you, Jenna flirting. 0:51:03.080 --> 0:51:07.840 We got some romantic jazz or soft music? Oh yeah, perfect? 0:51:08.239 --> 0:51:12.160 Yeah good, that's very porn vibes. We'll leave you to it, 0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:15.319 you too, all right? 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:15.840 Wow? 0:51:17.600 --> 0:51:17.960 Bye? 0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:20.080 It was the sweet jazz and everything. 0:51:20.080 --> 0:51:20.960 You're talking over the top. 0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:24.080 Thank god they're gone. 0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:27.840 Yeah right, yeah, mm hmm. So yeah, when was the 0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:28.719 last time you're on a date? 0:51:28.800 --> 0:51:29.600 About a year ago? 0:51:29.680 --> 0:51:29.879 Yeah? 0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:31.440 How to go? Ah? 0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:33.120 Not that great. 0:51:34.160 --> 0:51:35.839 What are you looking for in a partner, Jenna? 0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:40.120 I don't have I'm not looking for anything in particular. 0:51:40.200 --> 0:51:42.239 Do you need like a cat lover in particular? 0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:45.239 Well that would be great because. 0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:48.360 It applies to you and also your family. And your son, 0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:52.719 daughter daughter, great Connor good friend clearly, yes. 0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:56.960 Yes, yes, very good. What about you? Have you been 0:51:57.000 --> 0:51:59.000 on a date since the breakup? 0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:03.000 No? Nah, you know, I've just been sad and alone. 0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:04.239 That's just been the thing. 0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:08.879 Yeah, so yeah, tell me more, tell me more about 0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:09.960 what what you're looking for. 0:52:10.200 --> 0:52:12.200 Well, that's the thing. I don't like it when people 0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:14.040 ask me whether I have a type, because I don't 0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:18.000 really have a type, you know. But yeah, it would 0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:21.080 be great if they liked cats, yeah, the actual cat. 0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:24.320 But yeah, what about you me? 0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:27.000 I just I want someone to go for a long 0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:28.719 walks on the beach with, you know, I just want 0:52:28.719 --> 0:52:30.240 to spend my time. I want to connect. 0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.360 Yeah, you know what I mean. I don't really like 0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:34.160 going to the beach. 0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:37.560 There's a lot of sand there. Yeah, a lot of 0:52:37.560 --> 0:52:38.520 people don't like the sand. 0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:42.520 Yeah, true, but a lot of people do. Yes every 0:52:42.560 --> 0:52:43.120 once in a while. 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:47.200 I remember there's been times that have made sweet love 0:52:47.239 --> 0:52:49.480 on the beach and there's just a lot of sand 0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:51.600 getting orifices and it's really. 0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:52.080 A bad vibe. 0:52:52.120 --> 0:52:54.480 Yeah, it's just it's really grating. 0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:57.440 Yeah, and like see lice as well. 0:52:57.680 --> 0:52:59.880 Yeah, it's just not good. 0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:00.319 Whole time. 0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:02.000 I just thought I had crabs. That might make sense. 0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:04.800 Yeah, it would be sea lice or it could be crabs. 0:53:04.840 --> 0:53:06.920 So do you have any SD's. It's probably important that 0:53:06.960 --> 0:53:07.400 we get. 0:53:07.239 --> 0:53:09.320 This up at the moment. No, I don't at the moment. 0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:11.359 Would you like something, you know. 0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:15.320 I'll I'll pass on that, okay, but give me twenty 0:53:15.320 --> 0:53:17.560 four hours to think on it. I might change my mind. 0:53:18.280 --> 0:53:21.520 It's good to have options, yes, exactly, exactly, so I'll 0:53:21.560 --> 0:53:25.240 let you know. Okay, but yeah, i'd say sea lice 0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:27.960 over crabs. But maybe get that checked. 0:53:28.120 --> 0:53:31.120 Yeah, maybe that's time. Okay, Yeah, all right, how do 0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:31.400 we go? 0:53:31.440 --> 0:53:31.960 What do we think? 0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:34.279 Well, so far I think I have sea lice? 0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:36.680 Sorry, what he's got? 0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:37.880 Yeah? Seas from Jennet? 0:53:38.040 --> 0:53:40.200 Yeah, why are you talking about that? That's not hot? 0:53:41.440 --> 0:53:43.400 Yeah, you know, you know when you're fucking the beach 0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:45.120 and it just like it gets really grating. 0:53:46.160 --> 0:53:47.600 No, I actually don't know anything about it. 0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:50.560 Okay, Yeah, I would never be. 0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:52.200 In sand everywhere. It's a whole thing. 0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:53.600 I've not had beat sex ever. 0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:56.799 I'm happy to go to my grave never having had 0:53:56.840 --> 0:53:59.160 beech sex. I do it disgusting. Imagine how much? 0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:02.279 Because I know you're across this sand, but people have 0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:04.959 out persuasion, require a lot of lube or dand will stick. 0:54:05.360 --> 0:54:08.480 Now how easy would it be to just do it 0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:09.480 without any preparation? 0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:14.880 I know, even in the straight world, like if unless 0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:17.360 you're you know, unless the goal you're with is just 0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:21.040 having the best possible time, it's often not a vibe. 0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:23.719 You know. Yeah, we have to do a lot of stretching. 0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:26.880 It's a whole thing, stretching, stretching, getting it ready. You know, 0:54:27.000 --> 0:54:28.359 you can't just go straight in and. 0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:35.440 Yeah a finger, Yes, yeah, you meant like yoga stretching before. 0:54:35.480 --> 0:54:38.879 That's what I mean, Like, I'm going tonight the whole 0:54:38.920 --> 0:54:42.000 world I do, but that's not the general masks. 0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:43.920 Can you guys touch your toes when you're standing up? 0:54:44.000 --> 0:54:44.520 No? 0:54:44.520 --> 0:54:46.799 No, Because I didn't realize this wasn't a common thing. 0:54:47.040 --> 0:54:48.840 I heard someone talking about it the other day and 0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:49.879 they were like, oh, there's a hack. 0:54:49.920 --> 0:54:50.440 I think I was on. 0:54:50.400 --> 0:54:52.000 TikTok a hack on how to touch your toes, And 0:54:52.000 --> 0:54:53.640 I'm like, can everyone not do that? I can just 0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:56.840 fucking I can put my palms flat on the floor. 0:54:57.520 --> 0:54:59.000 Is he doing so? 0:54:59.040 --> 0:54:59.359 You can? 0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:02.439 Like it's not hard. I didn't realize no one could 0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:02.600 do that. 0:55:02.920 --> 0:55:04.640 No, I can't. I won't even try. 0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:08.360 So all that pilates. How close can you get to 0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:08.759 your toes? 0:55:09.320 --> 0:55:10.040 Probably halfway? 0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:13.279 Yeah, I reckon about this. He sat down now he's 0:55:13.280 --> 0:55:14.399 company now. 0:55:14.400 --> 0:55:16.360 Also, if I bend my head too far down, I 0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:19.560 will die, oh brain, because the brain's falling out. 0:55:20.440 --> 0:55:20.760 Bush. 0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:24.160 Just use that excuse when it's convenient my brain illness. 0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:25.719 I think I can. 0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:29.880 Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I use crones when it's convenient. 0:55:30.040 --> 0:55:30.920 When's it convenient? 0:55:31.680 --> 0:55:34.640 If I don't want to eat something, sorry, i'll flare up. 0:55:36.560 --> 0:55:37.760 My bow will hate me tomorrow. 0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:38.640 How bullshit is this? 0:55:38.680 --> 0:55:41.680 By the way, what crons? No? 0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:45.200 Well, yeah, but crons has always been my thing? 0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:46.279 Yeah, you know. 0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:49.160 And then the other day, on Mother's Day of all days, 0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:51.000 Mum calls me and goes, your brother has been rushed 0:55:51.040 --> 0:55:53.280 to hospital. I think I was telling you this on Instagram. 0:55:53.360 --> 0:55:58.200 Yeah, he's having emergency emergency surgery to have part of 0:55:58.239 --> 0:56:01.120 his bow removed. They think he's got crone disease too. 0:56:01.480 --> 0:56:05.360 So not only has he swooped on my territory and 0:56:05.640 --> 0:56:08.200 come for microne's disease, which is my thing, but he's 0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:10.000 gotten it far worse than me because I never had 0:56:10.000 --> 0:56:12.799 to have my bow removed or part of it, and 0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:16.320 he got it apparently it flared up from a football injury. 0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:17.400 What an attentions. 0:56:17.400 --> 0:56:21.040 I got it from a prawn windaloo. That's not masculine. 0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:22.840 And he repaved your mum and dad's bathroom. 0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:23.759 So he was a favorite. 0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:26.960 Yeah, yeah, no, he sweeps in on microne disease and 0:56:27.000 --> 0:56:27.759 does it better than me. 0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:28.600 Bitch. 0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:31.440 I had someone message me he's got my brain conditionerent 0:56:31.520 --> 0:56:33.759 Hi heard you on the radio. You're an inspiration to 0:56:33.760 --> 0:56:35.120 all of us us. I'm bedridden. 0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:37.399 God all right. 0:56:37.920 --> 0:56:39.239 Very nice of it. Though, if you're out there with 0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:42.320 Kiari malformation, hit me up. I'm becoming their leader. 0:56:43.000 --> 0:56:44.440 I love that. Mitch was trying not to. 0:56:44.760 --> 0:56:46.480 He had the minty balls in his mouth, so he 0:56:46.520 --> 0:56:47.880 put them in his cheeks while he was talking and 0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:49.840 looked like a fucking chipmunk with acorn. 0:56:49.960 --> 0:56:52.960 We decided the ranking of US three. If we were 0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:54.920 the Alvin and the Chipmunks, you'd be Alvin. 0:56:55.560 --> 0:56:57.279 Oh yes, someone said this in the Facebook group. 0:56:57.280 --> 0:57:02.040 Why I don't know, slend and you're the male. I'm chubby, 0:57:02.080 --> 0:57:05.760 I'm the male, Jennifer. Who does that make you Theodore. 0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:08.600 The cutest one, very insecure. 0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:10.920 Oh wow, yeah that is that is you. 0:57:14.239 --> 0:57:19.360 And Jenny. What there's a girl. 0:57:20.280 --> 0:57:22.320 I thought she was just saying a completely random show 0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:23.680 like I'm tinker Bell. 0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:30.080 No, you don't get it's simn that's not possible. 0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:33.040 No, Jenna, that's not it. 0:57:33.720 --> 0:57:36.240 Can I just say I'm walking away from this year's 0:57:36.280 --> 0:57:39.000 PIK Week feeling a lot less revolting. We've had a 0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:42.480 balanced PI I've had I've had some grapes, I've had 0:57:42.480 --> 0:57:43.960 some chicken, I've had some choky. 0:57:44.000 --> 0:57:44.960 That's a good balance. 0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:47.040 Actually, give you the good breast meat. 0:57:47.200 --> 0:57:48.360 Yeah, I'm still going on it. 0:57:48.480 --> 0:57:53.400 You know, I like, wasn't a sentence. The brown meat 0:57:53.520 --> 0:57:56.120 underneath the legs I love because it's moist, it's not dry. 0:57:56.160 --> 0:57:58.840 Sometimes the breastmeat is just like eaten chalk. 0:57:59.000 --> 0:58:01.240 Yeah, it's a bit sort of like, I don't know, 0:58:01.320 --> 0:58:02.720 weird and crunchy and gooey. 0:58:02.800 --> 0:58:03.000 Though. 0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:05.720 Yeah, the lily Dale chickens are better in the green 0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:08.520 bag at Coal's. But if you get the Coals chickens, 0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:10.400 they're a bit isn't that what you got? Yeah? They 0:58:10.440 --> 0:58:12.440 don't have any little little doubt they had pork knuckles. 0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:16.600 Yeah right, And Coal's chicken breast, which is egg and 0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:18.800 bacon take away sandwich. 0:58:18.880 --> 0:58:20.040 Yeah, which I'm enjoying. Thank you. 0:58:20.120 --> 0:58:22.800 That's fine, my pleasure. All right, let's go guys. If 0:58:22.800 --> 0:58:24.360 you want to get in touch. Also, we haven't asked 0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:26.240 leave a review please that'd be really nice. 0:58:26.360 --> 0:58:28.480 Yeah, you can leave a five star rating on Spotify 0:58:28.720 --> 0:58:31.200 as of now, or you can actually write some kind words. 0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:32.600 If you're using Apple podcast, we. 0:58:32.600 --> 0:58:35.920 Just gave you over an hour free bullshit, so please go. 0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:39.240 Literally it'll take thirty seconds to write something nice and 0:58:39.280 --> 0:58:40.840 it boosts is in the algorithm. You know, then we 0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:42.280 might be in the daily paper. Who knows? 0:58:42.360 --> 0:58:45.760 What would you describe our condition on Faithbook Marketplace used? 0:58:47.600 --> 0:58:48.040 Hardly? 0:58:48.400 --> 0:58:49.080 I think hardly. 0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:53.200 Some scuffs but not that noticeable b and ib what's 0:58:53.240 --> 0:58:54.160 that brand newine box? 0:58:54.200 --> 0:58:57.080 I know all the endow Ah? Oh no, what's that? 0:58:57.240 --> 0:58:58.680 I thought it was all near it sofer Yeah, I 0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:02.880 thought it was oh no smake froth, Oh no, what 0:59:02.960 --> 0:59:03.440 happened to it? 0:59:04.360 --> 0:59:04.600 God? 0:59:04.880 --> 0:59:05.600 Or near stuffer? 0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:08.120 Why are you so obsessed with Facebook Marketplace? 0:59:08.160 --> 0:59:10.280 Because I love a deal and I love to haggle. 0:59:10.640 --> 0:59:14.360 Yeah why man? Because I'm so non confrontational in real life, 0:59:14.360 --> 0:59:16.880 So on Facebook I can do it. You're like fourteen 0:59:17.000 --> 0:59:19.360 dollars for this framed photo, like it's worth. 0:59:19.280 --> 0:59:22.360 Four and it's gotten better at being a third if though. 0:59:22.360 --> 0:59:24.880 I have, I'm getting there. I'm getting there. When you 0:59:24.920 --> 0:59:27.840 get when your networth HiT's two million, it changes, it changes, 0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:30.760 it changes, it changes. So it's changed, well and truly changed. 0:59:31.160 --> 0:59:32.120 It's more than two million. 0:59:32.200 --> 0:59:33.720 Well, well and truly changed. That's what I mean. It's 0:59:33.720 --> 0:59:34.919 about ten years ago. Changed. 0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:38.720 Anyway, we're playing secret sound sand What do you think 0:59:38.720 --> 0:59:39.080 this is? 0:59:41.200 --> 0:59:41.400 Oh? 0:59:41.520 --> 0:59:41.720 Is it? 0:59:42.400 --> 0:59:42.560 Oh? 0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:44.560 No, I know what that is. It's one of the alarms 0:59:44.520 --> 0:59:45.920 from the east the show Getting Slaughtered. 0:59:48.120 --> 0:59:50.280 Oh my god, No, it's Mitch Cherry trying to be 0:59:50.280 --> 0:59:56.880 discreete much. If you've made that noise in the bedroom, 0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:59.720 Oh god, imagine if that's what you made whenever you climax, 1:00:01.880 --> 1:00:03.720 had you would just make sure I never got you there? 1:00:05.720 --> 1:00:08.440 Sad? What just that mental image? 1:00:08.920 --> 1:00:09.200 Have you? 1:00:09.480 --> 1:00:10.920 Making that noise? Whenever you spoff? 1:00:12.200 --> 1:00:13.040 I think I'm silent? 1:00:13.400 --> 1:00:15.360 No, not sometimes, Oh that's no fun. You can't be 1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:16.040 totally silent. 1:00:16.160 --> 1:00:17.280 No, sometimes I'm not. 1:00:17.480 --> 1:00:19.000 What do you think my sex noise would be? 1:00:21.080 --> 1:00:28.720 I think it'd just be criticism, Like right, I don't know. No, softer, faster. 1:00:32.080 --> 1:00:32.160 Now. 1:00:32.160 --> 1:00:34.000 I don't want to imitate your sex noise. 1:00:34.720 --> 1:00:36.800 You don't have to. I thought you were a yes man. 1:00:36.840 --> 1:00:41.480 But that's fine, not nate to debrief. It's a safe space. 1:00:41.840 --> 1:00:43.880 Okay, what do you two think I'm sound like? 1:00:46.200 --> 1:00:49.800 Ahh, yeah, you finish, you get I. 1:00:49.720 --> 1:00:50.560 Thought you were playing. 1:00:50.920 --> 1:00:51.480 I just thought of that. 1:00:52.840 --> 1:00:55.520 It'd be a big more breathing Yeah, yeah, because you've 1:00:55.560 --> 1:00:58.240 done it. No, I don't mean like when I'm done. 1:00:58.280 --> 1:00:59.000 It's like jeering. 1:00:59.160 --> 1:00:59.360 You know. 1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:03.320 That's all right about climax exclusively. 1:01:10.080 --> 1:01:11.440 You would not want to hear that in the. 1:01:12.120 --> 1:01:17.560 No, that's what God, that's all the sand chamber needs 1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:22.280 to be empty. And Jenna, let's get Genner in the mood. 1:01:22.280 --> 1:01:27.080 What would you sound like, Janna? What would you sound like? 1:01:30.360 --> 1:01:34.200 Kenticky, that's what happened. Oh you know, so that's th 1:01:34.320 --> 1:01:36.320 wall within our accommodation. Know what it sounds like. 1:01:36.480 --> 1:01:39.160 You're in Japan with those rice paper walls. See the 1:01:39.160 --> 1:01:43.720 outlines of it all too. I love how we explicitly 1:01:43.760 --> 1:01:46.320 always call it the European Trip. I'm trying to get 1:01:46.320 --> 1:01:50.160 people to believe it was Japan. They're in Tokyo and rice, 1:01:50.200 --> 1:01:50.760 paper walls. 1:01:50.760 --> 1:01:53.480 There was Tokyo famously not erope. 1:01:56.680 --> 1:02:00.000 All right, let's go everyone, Let's take a little baggy 1:02:00.080 --> 1:02:00.560 have chucky. 1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:04.400 Yeah, you give bags. Happy pig Week everyone, Happy. 1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:04.840 Pig week. 1:02:06.160 --> 1:02:06.560 Tomorrow. 1:02:06.800 --> 1:02:08.800 All right, take us out with our prayer. Should we 1:02:08.960 --> 1:02:09.600 hold hands again? 1:02:09.720 --> 1:02:09.880 No? 1:02:09.960 --> 1:02:10.240 Okay. 1:02:10.320 --> 1:02:12.360 We hope this podcast made you feel at least two 1:02:12.360 --> 1:02:13.280 percent better today. 1:02:13.280 --> 1:02:15.600 That's all, just two percent, so we do. 1:02:17.000 --> 1:02:25.160 Pies, can't take it on the Pickwak music everyone, such 1:02:25.200 --> 1:02:28.840 good music. All right, see you next week. 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