Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No, you know.
Speaker 5: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 5: and I didn't have a spood, so it was like
Speaker 5: an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 5: a hole.
Speaker 6: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Food bean fingered is an awful sensation. Given't been thinking
Speaker 1: about the right person. Goodness may this is just still
Speaker 1: to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 7: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 7: in the opener this season.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 1: He is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob.
Speaker 5: Oh hello everybody, I.
Speaker 8: Mean big Week, Happy second annual pig boy.
Speaker 5: Yeah okuic Piggy.
Speaker 2: I hope you're feeling hungry?
Speaker 5: Oh I am. My little coil like tail is twitching
Speaker 5: with an dissipation if.
Speaker 3: You're new here and you don't know what pig Week is,
Speaker 3: it's the holiday we invented ourselves.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: It's basically, we give you permission to have a guilt
Speaker 3: free pig out.
Speaker 2: You know, calories don't count during pig Week.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, they do not care. And what we want
Speaker 5: is we want you to sit at home and pig
Speaker 5: out as you listen to the show. If you're driving
Speaker 5: and you can see the Golden arches, go drive through
Speaker 5: mac is now and get some food.
Speaker 3: The reason it came about with this time last year.
Speaker 3: Remember I started a new diet. Yeah, and you're doing
Speaker 3: Petea I think, right, yeah, And he was going to
Speaker 3: be monitoring everything I ate. So I was like, right,
Speaker 3: one last hurrah, I can eat what I want. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I think maybe two months or not even
Speaker 3: after that, we went into lockdown. So that diet didn't work.
Speaker 5: No, it didn't.
Speaker 3: And I have not weighed myself since we came out
Speaker 3: of lockdown. But I did it this week. I did
Speaker 3: it this week. Oh you did it, And so I
Speaker 3: now officially know the damage, which is fine because I
Speaker 3: think we all put on weight during lockdown. There's no
Speaker 3: guilt attached to it, but seven kilos. So there must
Speaker 3: be something in the air at this time of year
Speaker 3: because now I'm motivated.
Speaker 2: I'm going in another diet.
Speaker 5: Real I don't say that during Pigweek.
Speaker 3: Well that's that's why this pig week is coming a
Speaker 3: perfect time. What is it about this time of year
Speaker 3: that just makes me go, yeah, yeah, I'm feeling motivated.
Speaker 5: Our price care Pagenese, Hi Jenna, happy to do Hi Jenna,
Speaker 5: made the pig be with you. Mitchill has got so
Speaker 5: much energy. He's standing up. You never do the podcast standing,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling a little bit flat, and I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe I should try standing up instead of sitting down.
Speaker 5: I've come alive, but I've come alive.
Speaker 2: It makes such a difference.
Speaker 5: I'll stand up. I'll try my legs. Haven't extended that
Speaker 5: eye in decades.
Speaker 2: Think of it this way.
Speaker 3: If we're standing up doing the podcast, we're basically burning calories.
Speaker 2: We're earning the pig out.
Speaker 5: I haven't had this much blood in my head since birth.
Speaker 3: Now, don't forget because it's pig week. We all agreed
Speaker 3: we'd bring a plate. Yes, yeah, we're bringing something each yeap,
Speaker 3: what did you bring?
Speaker 2: Cherry? What's your contribution?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't flap a whole lot supermarket chickens,
Speaker 3: regie the table and there's stuffing on your eye.
Speaker 5: Just get that off together. I went to Cole's and
Speaker 5: I thought, I'm going to get a bachelor's hamburg.
Speaker 2: I know, Oh God, is there anything to eat it with?
Speaker 5: Or that?
Speaker 2: Just the chok?
Speaker 5: God gave you two hands for a reason. Do you
Speaker 5: have napkin?
Speaker 1: None?
Speaker 5: Here's your fingers.
Speaker 2: You really should have thought about this.
Speaker 5: I'm puffed under this it down here?
Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah, I don't like that, and I'm loving
Speaker 2: this standing presentation.
Speaker 5: No, I feel like I'm trying to intimidate poor Jenny. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I know, I feel I did throw a barb key
Speaker 5: CHOCKI you anyway, that's what iro? What did you bring Jenna?
Speaker 7: Yes, so.
Speaker 5: I was rummaging through her backpack.
Speaker 7: Some yummy grapes. No, these are really really good.
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't think you understood the assignment of pigwek
Speaker 3: who picks out on grapes.
Speaker 2: A lot of.
Speaker 7: People pick out on grapes. You can easily pick out
Speaker 7: on these. I already had a few.
Speaker 5: The people that pick out on grapes don't listen to
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: And they also have growth shit afterwards? Oh yeah, pull seeds.
Speaker 5: Show me. They're purple grapes too. Are they cotton candy?
Speaker 3: We're meant to be having a guilt free, indulgent pig
Speaker 3: out and she brings grappe.
Speaker 2: That's her bring a plate.
Speaker 7: No, it's candy hearts. They didn't have cotton candy left.
Speaker 2: Have not tried the.
Speaker 3: Weird ones that the grapes that actually taste like fairy flows.
Speaker 5: Give me one and try some.
Speaker 3: I think they've been like, what's the word I'm looking for,
Speaker 3: genetically not.
Speaker 5: Listening. All they smell so I was.
Speaker 2: Going to say they've been castrated, but that's definitely not
Speaker 2: the word.
Speaker 5: No goodness me, No, okay, I'm trying the grape for.
Speaker 3: The first time, the candy heart flavored grape.
Speaker 5: Oh that's delicious. I told you it does taste like candy,
Speaker 5: so I actually can get I can fuck with these candys.
Speaker 2: This won't feel so guilty having some fruit.
Speaker 5: Sold you Mitchell. They tastes like red frogs. They're that sweet,
Speaker 5: don't they.
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird. Yeah, I told you, Oh that's weird.
Speaker 3: They've got the texture of a grape, but they taste
Speaker 3: like red frogs.
Speaker 5: That is there. Yeah, all right, good country and Jenna,
Speaker 5: thank you, Mitchell. What did you ring for? Pigwe what's
Speaker 5: your plate?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, marshmallow.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I adore it and I love anything cookies and cream.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite flavor for like ice cream, mcflurry best mcflurry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the black cleat and cream. And so this is
Speaker 2: just a god send.
Speaker 3: I can't let I don't really have then this before
Speaker 3: you're ready Look at the marshmallows on the back.
Speaker 2: They protrude, bitch, Look at this ready, Oh they're not
Speaker 2: tiny marshmallow right, they're not tiny marshmallow chunks like they
Speaker 2: fully stick out. Give me that block back, all right,
Speaker 2: give me. You're gonna try it for the first Yeah, pis,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 5: This is the first ever taste of the Darily cookies
Speaker 5: and cream white chocolate with chunky, fluffy marshmallows. Yeah, don't
Speaker 5: put the whole block in.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have a row your fucking pig.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, well it is.
Speaker 2: It's respectful, and put the whole thing in.
Speaker 5: Look at the marshes.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have to chub into the microphone like that.
Speaker 5: Oh that's heaven.
Speaker 2: Oh it's dangerous, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Oh I could eat the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Those are so naughty. Oh yeah, this pass on the
Speaker 5: blunt around he Jenna some cookies and.
Speaker 2: Croame contraceptive diaphram. Sam.
Speaker 3: I would offer you some, but you have to wait
Speaker 3: for your tasting because we're doing a top five later.
Speaker 3: Oh well, shit, the top five chocolates. Obviously, this is
Speaker 3: going to be my pick. I'm going to be nominating
Speaker 3: this one. And Sam, you can taste tested then, because
Speaker 3: you're going to be doing the ranking. Jenna, what do
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Right, you know what it does to melt in your mouth?
Speaker 2: The marshmallows a good touch.
Speaker 7: This is so good.
Speaker 4: I'm really getting a whole fomo vibe over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Will you taste it? Will you weight your turn?
Speaker 5: Your palette needs to be neutral. Sam, do you drink
Speaker 5: that chicken broth that we put out for you and
Speaker 5: the coffee beans We've got you to sniff and you'll
Speaker 5: enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great?
Speaker 5: Top five coming up for pig Week. Everything is pig
Speaker 5: Week related everyone.
Speaker 2: By the way, I've got plenty of these chocolates over here.
Speaker 2: I feel out.
Speaker 5: Thanks darry Lee. Guys, do yourself a favor this weekend?
Speaker 5: Or when have you listening to this? Go get the
Speaker 5: new Darrel cookies and cream. It's amazing. The marshmallows.
Speaker 7: I talk with your mouth, I'm gonna have some more.
Speaker 2: Well, finish your food and then talk.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, let me just say I'm going to tell
Speaker 5: you what it is. But the chocolates that I'm adding
Speaker 5: to the top five I've got in my hot little
Speaker 5: hand and it's controversial.
Speaker 3: I love how you said I'm not going to tell
Speaker 3: you what it is, and then you held it up
Speaker 3: in our eyesight.
Speaker 5: No bacon, see it about the idiots?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, how do you?
Speaker 5: I choked on chicken. That's how I died. Mitch was
Speaker 5: a lovely man. He went out the way that he
Speaker 5: wanted to go in this world.
Speaker 3: He died doing what he loved, joking on a hot
Speaker 3: chook without any cutlery.
Speaker 5: While his best friends stood and watched.
Speaker 2: Covet in grease. Oh God, Happy pig Week.
Speaker 5: Every mon it was your first time listening? Oink oink, peas,
Speaker 5: this is a pig week. But we start the show
Speaker 5: the same way every week, regardless of the theme of
Speaker 5: the week. And Mitch hasn't Is it just me? I've
Speaker 5: got one, but then commonly referred to as igyms. Mitch
Speaker 5: doesn't know mine. I don't know his. This week, we haven't.
Speaker 5: Is it just you? From a listener? And bat Mitch'll
Speaker 5: be very happy. They're on the phone.
Speaker 2: Good good, They'll be.
Speaker 5: Calling him live. But should we begin to start the.
Speaker 2: Show, sure, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: I'd go first, My god, yeah, and I really want
Speaker 5: to are you noticing it?
Speaker 2: Too, Jenna. Yeah, I am the whole I'll go first,
Speaker 2: the lack of discussion.
Speaker 5: I told you I'm in my yes era.
Speaker 2: I wanted I just say what I want, I push
Speaker 2: for it, your yes era.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I say yes to things and I'm going to
Speaker 5: social event.
Speaker 2: We didn't ask.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe I'm in my taking what I want era.
Speaker 2: Have you had that social week because I know that
Speaker 2: you're in your social era.
Speaker 5: Week been like exhaust I've got dinner tonight, dinner tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I'm going to branch.
Speaker 2: That's no different to usual though, No, but not I.
Speaker 5: Go with Hayden or myself, never with people.
Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, I'm facetiming friends, shod I tell you that,
Speaker 3: you know how you said recently on the podcast. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm in my yes man era. Yeah, and I'm going
Speaker 3: to say yes to every invitation I get called me
Speaker 3: Jim Carrey yes, and Jenn and I were like, let's
Speaker 3: fuck with him and come up with some really shitty invitations.
Speaker 3: So you have to say yes. My friend Nick helped
Speaker 3: me brainstorm. Ready, Mitchell, you mean, Mitchell, would you like
Speaker 3: to come watch the sunrise from Penrith?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you have to say yes.
Speaker 3: Also I'm hoping that you can pick someone up from
Speaker 3: the airport during PEAKR Is that okay?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I guess I could. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Great. And then after that, can you help my friend
Speaker 2: move house?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, where they live locally? I'm sure close close to me.
Speaker 2: So that's a yes. Yep, excellent.
Speaker 3: Also, how would you feel about doing a scientology stress test?
Speaker 2: We should do it.
Speaker 5: It'd be fun for once you do one of them.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 3: Also, while I've got your arm here, could you be
Speaker 3: a designated driver for a wedding?
Speaker 2: But just please wait outside the.
Speaker 5: Whole the whole wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Could I go to the mini bar and get maybe
Speaker 5: a drink? Wait outside, keep the air con on? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah I can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is fine.
Speaker 3: It's gonna say yes to anything. We're going to burn
Speaker 3: out his social batteries so quick.
Speaker 7: This is going to be so fun.
Speaker 5: Please don't but yes yes to all any request. Jenner.
Speaker 7: Maybe I'm going to put on Connie's birthday. She had
Speaker 7: a birthday last week, so I might put my cat. Yes,
Speaker 7: So would you like to host the event?
Speaker 2: No, that's I have to draw the line somewhere.
Speaker 5: You got to agree with me there, Mitch I have
Speaker 5: to draw the line.
Speaker 2: All right, Will you go first, then your greedy pig?
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you, I will. I think I will. Let's go.
Speaker 5: Is it just me? Do you have no actual idea
Speaker 5: how dry cleaning works?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, I have no no idea what it is. I
Speaker 5: think we all have different ideas of how it works.
Speaker 5: Because what I picture the one I went to growing up,
Speaker 5: it had like a conveyor belt and they would be
Speaker 5: on coat hangers in the plastic body bags, and they'd
Speaker 5: be like ticket for me, you press the button, there
Speaker 5: it is, And I just thought they would hang it
Speaker 5: up and then it would go and it would be
Speaker 5: steamed and washed and clean all on the coat hanger,
Speaker 5: and then it would come back around and it would
Speaker 5: be done.
Speaker 3: But surely they wouldn't charge as much as they do
Speaker 3: just for that, Like there's got to be some skill involved.
Speaker 3: They've got to be hands on with them to justify that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: how dare they charge a lot of money for dry cleaning?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: And it's usually worth it because when I get the
Speaker 3: clothes back, I'm like, shit, man, I didn't know that
Speaker 3: could be that clean.
Speaker 5: Well, that's why I'm so confused by it, because why
Speaker 5: can't we do this at home? Also? Is it dry?
Speaker 5: Can you do google this general? Sam?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Is it generally with your laptop?
Speaker 7: You were doing so well, I know, but I got
Speaker 7: distracted with pig Week.
Speaker 2: Can you go get it.
Speaker 3: I've got my cause I'm gonna we're gonna be asking
Speaker 3: you to google things throughout the whole show.
Speaker 2: Go on.
Speaker 5: They're going to get the definition of pig lader in
Speaker 5: the show. I'm gonna need it.
Speaker 7: Don't get my laptop?
Speaker 9: Go on?
Speaker 7: Don't eat without me?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm so sorry. But can you just imagine
Speaker 3: if I came and didn't bring a microphone. It's essential
Speaker 3: for the job. You're the Google bitch. You have to
Speaker 3: bring your laptop. Sorry, Sam, you Sam, Sam's got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's kind of like it just says it's like washing,
Speaker 4: but without detergent or water.
Speaker 5: But how does it wash?
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 1: They go into.
Speaker 4: This whole thing is basically like a powder that they
Speaker 4: pulled over it. You know what it's like. It's like
Speaker 4: dry shampoo where you just scream.
Speaker 5: That's a good mental image. Dry cleaning is the dry
Speaker 5: shampoo for the clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then how do they get rid of the powder.
Speaker 5: Because you've got to wash the dry shampoo out eventually. Yeah,
Speaker 5: thank god Jenna's back with it.
Speaker 2: Can we put a YouTube video up or something?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to get it and I've got one.
Speaker 5: I've I've googled how does dry cleaning work?
Speaker 2: On the screen.
Speaker 5: I'm going to get it up. I'm going to get
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 2: That's what he said.
Speaker 5: Sam, I've got a video. Actually, I found got nine
Speaker 5: million TikTok views by Jeeves Underscore n Y if you
Speaker 5: want to watch it at home. But this is explains
Speaker 5: dry cleaning.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 5: He's got up on the screens. All right, here we go,
Speaker 5: Well is dry cleaning?
Speaker 10: Dry cleaning is the processor cleaning clothes with a solvent
Speaker 10: instead of water.
Speaker 5: Now what is a solvent? I'm gonnahow you a little
Speaker 5: demo to explain that this is dry cleaning.
Speaker 10: Solvent looks just like water, but it smells and feels
Speaker 10: like either alcohol or gasoline, depending on which one you're using.
Speaker 10: Usually it's petroleum alcohol or silicon based. Event has very
Speaker 10: different properties than water, and as you could see here,
Speaker 10: do you.
Speaker 5: Do not mix or get along break.
Speaker 2: So it's like a special chemical.
Speaker 10: Because of solvents very oily properties. It's really good at
Speaker 10: moving oil based stains like makeup, grease, and pain.
Speaker 5: I hope this gives you some.
Speaker 10: Insight as to what dry cleaning is. But long story short,
Speaker 10: it's basically a water machine that uses a liquid that
Speaker 10: isn't water to clean, so they're.
Speaker 5: Not washing it with water.
Speaker 2: I wanted a demonstration, Jakes, He goes, So I hope
Speaker 2: that clean things up. No, not really talking about it.
Speaker 5: Look at the top comment, Wow, I thought they used Steed. Well,
Speaker 5: if you're a dry cleaner and you're a listener of
Speaker 5: the show, don't get in touch because now we know
Speaker 5: we don't.
Speaker 3: Let us know like dry clean is should be like magicians.
Speaker 3: Just cape it your secret, don't ruin the magic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I'm watching these videos and it still makes no
Speaker 3: sense to me, But I also don't care that much.
Speaker 2: Just keep doing, you, booth, We love your.
Speaker 5: Local dry clonessins your how all right, I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: some barbecue chuck you dear itch?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: What the hell was that sound that came out of
Speaker 3: Mitch Cherry's mouth last week?
Speaker 5: Oh? You still rabbiting on him out? How was that?
Speaker 2: Do you mean, get over it.
Speaker 3: It was when Carla from Banks Sound was here and
Speaker 3: she was doing a prank call. We were trying to
Speaker 3: be quiet in the background, obviously trying not to laugh.
Speaker 5: It was a sound of silence.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And then somehow, miraculously you made up put
Speaker 3: the grab over there. I've isolated just your microphone. This
Speaker 3: is the noise that somehow you managed to make.
Speaker 5: It perfectly apt for pickwek isn't it right?
Speaker 2: It didn't come out really sounds like you're just hurting
Speaker 2: pigs with the pen. Go on, get up.
Speaker 5: That sounds like when you're what was that? That's when
Speaker 5: you're writing a ras as good as a kid. You
Speaker 5: go too fast, so you use the little back wheel, break.
Speaker 4: Your foot.
Speaker 2: Could you actually do that noise on cue? Like? Could
Speaker 2: you possibly?
Speaker 5: It's like the secret sound? Kiss Let me listen to
Speaker 5: it a more time. Started day.
Speaker 3: Imagin if we did run this as a secret sound,
Speaker 3: like play it all right?
Speaker 5: Jenna is in the asylum, Jenna, what is the iGEM
Speaker 5: secret bit?
Speaker 7: Is that a peak squealing?
Speaker 2: Did someone tread on a hamster? Mitch, Nah, that's naughty.
Speaker 5: No, they didn't. Sorry, Ambre time.
Speaker 3: Did you actually see in our Facebook group, and you're
Speaker 3: an idiot. Some of the people in there were saying
Speaker 3: what they think It sounds like thee have said, you
Speaker 3: sound like an emphysemic bird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can hear that.
Speaker 3: Harry says a dolphin at Sea World. Yes, also says
Speaker 3: is he part dolphin?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is very is a sardine in front of
Speaker 5: its snout.
Speaker 2: That dolphins not having a good time, But.
Speaker 5: It's not one's got the bottle nose and a grip.
Speaker 3: Calum says that you sound like one of those grimber
Speaker 3: those those nerve vortex howl, the things like you throw
Speaker 3: those foam darts and had the little whistles on the
Speaker 3: side you throw it.
Speaker 5: I need to add some fade to that, because it
Speaker 5: starts out it goes as it goes across the park.
Speaker 3: Oh Mel says, you sound like one of those old
Speaker 3: motors they have on display at a country show that
Speaker 3: chugs and wheezers.
Speaker 5: This old beauty made her in cars.
Speaker 2: Was awful. Stephen says, a baby dinosaur that just hatched.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I can hear.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Cana said the same thing. Jurassic she said, preterodactyl I.
Speaker 7: Just like, how did that happen?
Speaker 5: That is my body. I'm great, either gravely ill or
Speaker 5: very talented.
Speaker 2: It's a credit to Carlor, isn't it She made you
Speaker 2: laugh that much?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Idous? How do you do that?
Speaker 5: That's annoyed? That poor barbecue chok mate before it got
Speaker 5: barbecue always animals. Sorry, I only shouldn't too far, too fun?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you?
Speaker 5: Yes? It is the second annual pig Week. Everybody all
Speaker 5: thinks to Darrel Lee, you have to get their white
Speaker 5: chocolate cookies and cream blockets in supermarkets.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna have to open another block because I
Speaker 2: finished that one.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I've got the grapes. We should all
Speaker 5: rotate the play.
Speaker 3: Yeah like a lazy thoos and catch.
Speaker 2: Do not throw that chook at me, downer, I don't
Speaker 2: want to miss.
Speaker 5: That didn't hurt because the fuffing marshmallows soften the four.
Speaker 5: It actually felt really quite nice on my head. All right, Jenny,
Speaker 5: you're getting the candy heart grapes, don't I know?
Speaker 3: I bagged you out, Jenner, But those greats were a
Speaker 3: good call. The quite refreshing.
Speaker 4: They really it's so good.
Speaker 5: All right, everyone coming up in dym top five right now,
Speaker 5: let's do it. Is it just you something you've noticed
Speaker 5: you hate or appreciate. You can hit us up a
Speaker 5: couple of miches on Instagram. We'll get you on the
Speaker 5: show live like Katie has done.
Speaker 2: Hi Katie, Hi Darling, Hi Happy pig Week. Oh same
Speaker 2: to you, Gordeous.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that you had the guts to actually
Speaker 3: come on the show with a caller instead of being
Speaker 3: a coward sending a voice message.
Speaker 2: I love being able to check.
Speaker 3: That's bloody hell know. I mean I'm off at home,
Speaker 3: so I might as well just waste some time.
Speaker 2: Katie, Wait, got some time? What do you mean?
Speaker 8: Waste time from doing health work?
Speaker 5: That's for Oh she saved herself. Katie. Now what do
Speaker 5: you have in your little gob of yours? Because we've
Speaker 5: got the Darylie the chook. What are you eating for Pigweek?
Speaker 8: I have some swly heart lollipops?
Speaker 2: Whoa hang on, let me google them.
Speaker 5: Google a swirly heart lollipop. I'm picturing like a Katie
Speaker 5: Perry music video. Is that what you're getting?
Speaker 2: She wore them on her tits once. For sure.
Speaker 5: Jenner did that at a Christmas party.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know what you mean. Yet they're nice. They're
Speaker 3: like a candy cane in lollipop form.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm Katie exactly. All right, let's jump into your
Speaker 5: m Okay, Bradley will count you in. Then you're good
Speaker 5: to go.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Is it just me.
Speaker 6: A crop top?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: I I want to cover my gunt.
Speaker 3: That yeah, No, it's an issue. Whenever I'm shopping on
Speaker 3: AESOS or something. Sometimes you know how you can select gender,
Speaker 3: it's like man, woman or unisexus. I leave the women's
Speaker 3: in there just in case, just in case I see
Speaker 3: a cute blouse that.
Speaker 2: I want to use.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure the shirt I'm wearing now in the
Speaker 3: women's section. But there's so many fucking crop tops in
Speaker 3: the women's section. Why do they assume that everyone wants
Speaker 3: to flash their belly button?
Speaker 5: I completely agree? And sometimes I order a shirt not
Speaker 5: knowing it's a crop top, put it on, and then
Speaker 5: when you the fucking flu at a public events.
Speaker 7: I've done that before as well. I see a really
Speaker 7: really nice top and then see that it doesn't even
Speaker 7: cover ut.
Speaker 5: Do you have kids? Katie Bove sounds of it. You've
Speaker 5: got kids are a very annoying partner.
Speaker 7: Yes, I have a three.
Speaker 8: Year old and she's in the bar screaming at me
Speaker 8: for a band aid.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I mean feel free to go and your
Speaker 3: daughter if you want.
Speaker 2: I love that. She just swore in front of her kid.
Speaker 5: App how much big night shit opened?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Where do you live? Katie?
Speaker 7: I'm in camera.
Speaker 5: Camera love it the nation's capital for international listeners. Canberra's
Speaker 5: is the capital of Australia. A bit of a hole. No,
Speaker 5: it's got the blowhole in, Katie.
Speaker 7: Christ And what the dig owl on your partner?
Speaker 2: The dick owl are the big owl.
Speaker 5: The dicks like penis?
Speaker 2: Oh well you.
Speaker 5: Mean Scott Morrison?
Speaker 2: Yeah that too? Sorry can you spell out what you're saying?
Speaker 5: The dick I want to google it on the screens
Speaker 5: Hold on the dick.
Speaker 3: Owl search bell connon owl the pork so it does
Speaker 3: have it? Oh it does look like a cock, the
Speaker 3: bell connon owl.
Speaker 5: What am I googling bell connon owl?
Speaker 3: Holy shit, that thing is spooky. It looks like someone
Speaker 3: dressed up as a ghost for Halloween.
Speaker 5: Holy shit, Jenna, look at that and that's on public
Speaker 5: for children to look into. No, and if you drive
Speaker 5: behind it, it looks like a penis.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, it looks like a wonky penis too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, he hasn't got a heart on.
Speaker 5: Now I'll need some viagra.
Speaker 3: Can I just say, Katie, if you've been to questicon recently,
Speaker 3: because it's gotten so shit. It used to be great
Speaker 3: on school excursions and I was, oh, they've gotten rid
Speaker 3: of everything good.
Speaker 5: At question, when did you go recently?
Speaker 2: I probably went in like twenty sixteen.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that big slide thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the only good thing. But isn't it shit? Katie?
Speaker 2: It's so shit now awful.
Speaker 5: Now Katie's kid is bleeding out and she's swearing talking
Speaker 5: about Dick j. Downs.
Speaker 3: I'm mum, what can I say? I can tell that
Speaker 3: you're a fund and I can just tell. But the
Speaker 3: earthquake house gone. No, that's that's the best part, that
Speaker 3: fake roller coaster thing.
Speaker 5: Non, The kids still go on excursions there. That's what
Speaker 5: I want to know the tourists too. Okay, where do
Speaker 5: you work at camera? Anywhere?
Speaker 2: Fun?
Speaker 5: Anywhere like you'd go on a school excursion.
Speaker 8: No, I work in construction and then.
Speaker 5: Take a fucking bulldozer and go to them the belcon
Speaker 5: An owl and fix it for us. Please straighten o
Speaker 5: that cock.
Speaker 8: Well, then nobody will talk about camera if we get
Speaker 8: rid of the cock.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do if that loud ass
Speaker 3: daughter of yours grows up and wants to wear crop tops?
Speaker 2: Are you going to say? Nap? I forbid it because
Speaker 2: they're fucked.
Speaker 8: I mean, she can do what she wants.
Speaker 1: Not for me.
Speaker 2: See, she is a cool mum. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's why she wanted a band aid to cover
Speaker 5: a middrift area. I'm all right, Katie, thanks for it?
Speaker 5: Is it just you? We appreciate it, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 8: Thanks guys, happy pig.
Speaker 2: We Loveatie.
Speaker 5: What a sweetheart. The kids stop so either slid into
Speaker 5: the bath or she did get the band aid.
Speaker 3: Now I don't reckon that would be enough to stop it,
Speaker 3: to stop her from crying, because even if they get
Speaker 3: what they want, they keep going.
Speaker 2: Kids, don't they ever? Brats?
Speaker 5: They really are brain The other day my uncle had
Speaker 5: his seventieth Uncle Ross, who has given his thoughts.
Speaker 1: On this podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he doesn't like me.
Speaker 5: No, what did he say? He thinks? I need to
Speaker 5: be with a woman that appreciates my wit. That's what
Speaker 5: he said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said that, Oh that co host, you need
Speaker 3: to replace him with someone who finds you funny.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wouldn't work with you, but I didn't find
Speaker 2: you funny.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 5: That's that's the how the friendship started. Yeah, No, he
Speaker 5: wants a passive woman. He's seventy, for God's sake. Anyway,
Speaker 5: we did a speech. He wanted to have a great
Speaker 5: debate for his seventieth and it was quite fun. So
Speaker 5: there were three affirmatives behind three negative speakers.
Speaker 2: That was his party a debate.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and the topic was is Ross Kilpatrick real
Speaker 5: or unreal?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: And I was the adjudicator slash MC.
Speaker 2: Of course, what did this story get better?
Speaker 5: Yes? My point is that I go all right, you know,
Speaker 5: the speakers are done, and then a kid, Harrison, my godson,
Speaker 5: who's six, gets up and goes, I'd like to speak.
Speaker 5: Where do kids get the high? We want to hear
Speaker 5: from them? And then he gets up, grabs the microphone
Speaker 5: and gives a speech at a seventieth birthday about nothing
Speaker 5: waffles on.
Speaker 3: It's a cute, very cute it must just run in
Speaker 3: your family, waffling on about nothing.
Speaker 5: I was so proud of him, had a little tear
Speaker 5: in my eye. I went look at him talking when
Speaker 5: no one asked remember that time.
Speaker 3: Is this the same kid that completely hijacked our Sunday
Speaker 3: night Instagram Live and was talking about the Titanic for
Speaker 3: an hour and would not let me interject and ask questions.
Speaker 3: And if I did, he'd just ignore it and keep going.
Speaker 5: And he was factually correct, mind you.
Speaker 2: No, there were a couple of things he got wrong.
Speaker 2: I had to correct him, Like what dates?
Speaker 3: I think he said that it sunk on April fourteenth,
Speaker 3: nineteen twelve. It hit the iceberg on April fourteen, but
Speaker 3: it clocked over and passed midnight.
Speaker 2: It actually sunk on.
Speaker 3: April Crucify and I did, Yeah, I said, read your
Speaker 3: fucking his three books, Hardy, and can I tee what
Speaker 3: happened after that?
Speaker 5: After you his inspiration, he got a microphone and now tweet.
Speaker 5: He twitch streams.
Speaker 2: They yep, that doesn't feel legal.
Speaker 5: You inspire him, but he's like six. He watches it's
Speaker 5: in the kid's space. It's like kids picks or something
Speaker 5: like kid kid Twitch. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 5: kid twitch anyway, Harrison, we love you.
Speaker 2: Don't put words in my mouth.
Speaker 5: I bet he's having a rusk to celebrate. Is it
Speaker 5: just me on the fly. The kids get all the
Speaker 5: good snacks, No, they do. They get little pouch yogurts,
Speaker 5: vanilla bean and blueberry. Yeah, but not in the They're
Speaker 5: not little and simple ours like pro chair.
Speaker 2: They're in the pouch.
Speaker 5: Bet suck it off for breakfast every morning, coming overuck you, Jordan.
Speaker 5: They get all the good food rusks. I'd love to
Speaker 5: just suck on a sick of carbohydrate for a day.
Speaker 7: But no one's stopping you. You can't.
Speaker 5: Culture, society doesn't let me do it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, think of some other kids food Sam.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you've got British ones you can throw in here.
Speaker 4: Okay, but side note, have you tried go or something
Speaker 4: like that as the dos. It's the most disgusting thing
Speaker 4: you'll put in your mouth.
Speaker 5: No, well, you haven't seen hate, not before a shower.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Katerina Goosa, who I went to high school with, God
Speaker 5: rest herself. She's not dead, but she's still in the
Speaker 5: shy well. She went on the baby food diet and
Speaker 5: lost ten killers and all she did was eat those jars,
Speaker 5: you know, and they pop when you're up in the lead.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, it's a really gross, mushed up apple.
Speaker 5: Yes, and she had the baby spoons too. I thought, cat,
Speaker 5: you can use a normal spoon.
Speaker 2: I don't know, boon you would to sugar high or something.
Speaker 2: What's wrong because you're just talking a lot some random
Speaker 2: in your life that it went on a baby food die.
Speaker 5: It diies into the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're saying go for it, and you're saying no,
Speaker 3: I can't. And I'm like, well, I don't know how
Speaker 3: to fucking help you.
Speaker 5: Well I could say yes, but then that'd be dumb.
Speaker 3: Well even with your yes man era, If I bring
Speaker 3: in baby food next week, will you try them?
Speaker 2: Yes? Good?
Speaker 5: Okay, but I want sweet ones. I don't want the
Speaker 5: savory like mushi peas.
Speaker 2: Do you get what you given?
Speaker 3: Any idiots that are parents much like Katie, please hit
Speaker 3: us up a couple of it.
Speaker 2: Just let me know which baby food I should buy.
Speaker 2: I'll put it on the kidio. It's all good.
Speaker 5: Do it. Okay, baby food next week, I'm in and yes,
Speaker 5: send the flavors in. I'll do a round table to
Speaker 5: give me three or so.
Speaker 2: I can ask my sister what food do your kids eat?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Although she's one of those healthy mums. She said she
Speaker 3: wants to teach them healthy eating habits, less baby pigs.
Speaker 5: Trying to make a survivor mini set in her home.
Speaker 2: Well, she knows what her and I were raised like,
Speaker 2: which was what pigs. So she's undoing that, got it?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was raised as a pig. So I had a
Speaker 5: buddy roll up for lunch and that was it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then you'd wonder why your mind just wasn't switched
Speaker 3: on after lunch. I know, you just licked sugar off
Speaker 3: a bit of fucking plastic.
Speaker 5: We had hash brown rolls. I think I've spoken about
Speaker 5: this before. It was one hash brown on a white
Speaker 5: roll with chicken, salt and butter, and.
Speaker 2: It was a hit. That actually sounds dope.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want the bread ratio to take up too much, though,
Speaker 3: I'd want the bun to be a little bit modest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was a thin, thin thin she consult
Speaker 5: actually did a lot. It lifted the game in the
Speaker 5: hot butter perfect Anyway, what.
Speaker 2: The fuck are we doing I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's okay, he's still there. Hey, Katie, she's gone.
Speaker 2: Are we ready for the top five?
Speaker 5: I think we are.
Speaker 4: We are ready.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's jump in top five.
Speaker 3: So we're ranking the top five chocolates today. We are
Speaker 3: going to nominate them, and Sam, get your uns in here.
Speaker 3: You're going to have to be the decider that ranks
Speaker 3: them one to five.
Speaker 5: There's no other way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I've brought to You've brought to haven't you. You've
Speaker 3: brought to choking Jenny. You're gonna have to round it out,
Speaker 3: so you're gonna have to be the fifth got one?
Speaker 3: So who wants to go first? We're going to nominate
Speaker 3: our favorite chocolate all.
Speaker 5: Start, because I actually don't think it belongs any higher
Speaker 5: than fifth, So I think it's fair.
Speaker 2: Why did you bring it forward if you don't think
Speaker 2: it's a strong contender?
Speaker 5: No, because it's big enough to be in the top five,
Speaker 5: but no higher. And I'm I'm humble enough to admit
Speaker 5: that chocolate. I'm representing this chocolate. So mine is a
Speaker 5: fan favorite by Dad's. Here is chocolate entry number five.
Speaker 5: It is the infamous.
Speaker 2: You can't rank it yourself, that's up to Sam to
Speaker 2: rank them one to five.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, true, Sorry, sorry Sam, it's the crunchy.
Speaker 4: Oh I do love a crunchy.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: The Golden Crunchy my least favorite. Yeah, well no, I
Speaker 5: like it because it's so simple. It's not layers of
Speaker 5: nuts and nougat.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just it is what it is, like
Speaker 2: the honeycomb.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what I don't like about crunchies is
Speaker 5: you get really soft, nice honeycomb, but then there's random
Speaker 5: hard patches and yeah, inconsistent.
Speaker 2: All right, am I ess now, yeah, I have a
Speaker 2: little I mean, I'm sure you've had a crunchy in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 5: It's just refresh and I want you to take into
Speaker 5: account texture, okay, mouthfeel.
Speaker 2: And don't tell us the ranking until after.
Speaker 5: That's a good cruncher.
Speaker 4: M very cranky.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know it went viral on Twitter a
Speaker 5: couple of days ago, a couple of weeks ago. Maybe
Speaker 5: they like the ripple in the top of chocolate bars
Speaker 5: that make it look like veins in a penis the
Speaker 5: dick vein that is a really crucial Mitchell curse.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sick at the moment.
Speaker 5: Standing up your lungs are working too hard.
Speaker 2: He's still up everywhere loving this. I think I'm going
Speaker 2: to stand up every week.
Speaker 5: You're actually glowing in the eyes.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's woken me up.
Speaker 5: Now I want that to be a criter. How the
Speaker 5: dick fades?
Speaker 2: Does it have any No?
Speaker 4: Well, no dick veins, but does have a nice ripple
Speaker 4: across the top.
Speaker 2: All right, what's the next one?
Speaker 10: Yep?
Speaker 5: My next chocolate is my favorite, my personal favorite, and
Speaker 5: I've got you the twin pack and I don't want
Speaker 5: that to be left to miss when you go to judging.
Speaker 5: It is the Fries Turkish Delight.
Speaker 2: Oh wait wait fries.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the brand name, Fries Turkish Delight and the
Speaker 5: purple and gold packet.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was cabriy Yes, Why is it
Speaker 2: in a box of Cadbury Favorite?
Speaker 4: Yes exactly?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who is fo Can you get on that? Please fry
Speaker 3: from Futurama? Maybe he's That's what I was picturing. Okay,
Speaker 3: Now I do feel like the Turkish Delight cops a
Speaker 3: bad rap, like it's often the last one.
Speaker 2: Left in a box, the favorite and the people like
Speaker 2: people are like.
Speaker 5: The texture is gorgeous. I love a gelatinous texture ties
Speaker 5: into the whole baby food. All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh the smells off on You don't like Turkish Delight?
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh god, that one is like really making
Speaker 2: you work for.
Speaker 5: It, chilled it?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you don't what one is.
Speaker 3: And Sam always swallows and look what you've done to him?
Speaker 5: He does.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's no good.
Speaker 5: But really, you don't like that?
Speaker 2: That's foul.
Speaker 4: Can you pass me a tissue?
Speaker 3: I know that I can't, Mitch, I obviously can't tell
Speaker 3: you what to put forward, But crunchy and Turkish Delight
Speaker 3: is an odd combination, like they're not the strongest chocolates
Speaker 3: in my mind.
Speaker 5: Okay, I like them.
Speaker 7: So apparently Fries Turkish Delight is under Cadbury. Okay, but
Speaker 7: there's no Cadbury label.
Speaker 2: So that if people don't like it, they're like, it's not.
Speaker 5: Yes, right, that's smart market they can blame Fry. That's
Speaker 5: smart marketing. I should take a couple of mitches off
Speaker 5: this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Karen, No, it wasn't an answer with Karen.
Speaker 5: Karen.
Speaker 2: Guys, all right, Jenna, do you want to put your
Speaker 2: chocolate forward? What are you nominating?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I love to I would love to This is my
Speaker 7: all time favorite chocolate. It erigates in the UK much
Speaker 7: like contraceptive die framed Sam over here.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're doing.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, this is genuinely my favorite. And enjoy
Speaker 7: this Sam. It's a Cadbury double decker.
Speaker 4: Oh, I haven't had a double deckerages.
Speaker 2: I've never had one in my life.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of these.
Speaker 2: What the double decker?
Speaker 4: It's kind of like a kocoey sort of crunchy thing.
Speaker 2: It was not.
Speaker 5: Hold it up. I want to see it. So purple
Speaker 5: and orange in color. It's a Cadbury.
Speaker 2: Again, good chucking, good chucking, And I'm not gonna have
Speaker 2: to google this? What the fuck is that?
Speaker 5: It's got an international label on the Jenner. So did
Speaker 5: you have to go to one of those US candy sawce.
Speaker 7: No, it's super like occult in the international section.
Speaker 5: Oh really right, it's near the dr peppers.
Speaker 3: And so when did you last have one of these
Speaker 3: Sama in the UK?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Shit, I've never even heard of it. Now I want
Speaker 2: to try something to.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got some spas of course.
Speaker 2: So it looks like I've just googled it. It looks
Speaker 2: like there's nougat in there. It's like the top layer
Speaker 2: is Mars bar and the bottom layer is an l
Speaker 2: C M bar.
Speaker 1: I'm getting.
Speaker 5: Barring up over here.
Speaker 2: That Jenna, of course, you picked the most fucking obscure.
Speaker 3: Chocolate ever, a double decker from the International section.
Speaker 7: It's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Alight we go.
Speaker 3: Oh he's got flaky bits everywhere. When that nugat snapped off.
Speaker 5: Double degged me in the retina.
Speaker 2: Give us a taste. This double so good.
Speaker 5: It looks like a Mars bar without the caramel.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's got l C m's in there instead,
Speaker 3: or spider eggs one or the other.
Speaker 2: Or so sticky.
Speaker 7: God, it's so good.
Speaker 5: Here you know what? It kind of looks like two
Speaker 5: things fish row like eggs or the old Milo barre's
Speaker 5: standing up in a pilot. Oh no, you dying.
Speaker 2: That's a good way to go.
Speaker 7: Yes, oh come on, it's great.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 4: Australia in your mouth for a while, Yes it does.
Speaker 3: It's like it's battling with my tom sools. It's like, no,
Speaker 3: you will not swallow me, you will not swallow me.
Speaker 3: I'm going to stay in your mouth and I.
Speaker 5: A should just say the textures don't compliment each other.
Speaker 5: The crunchy concrete like balls, yeah, the spiderweb like new
Speaker 5: don't change your opinion, Sam, No, it's it's a little lingering.
Speaker 4: It's overstaying its welcome.
Speaker 7: Compare it to that thing there.
Speaker 2: Right o pauling hands and look how you flip flopped.
Speaker 2: That was a journey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still chure on it. Normally I inhale things.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't rush off and get double deckers.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: They're no good.
Speaker 4: They are amazing.
Speaker 5: I need a classic. You pass me that Turkish Delight.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm actually having to drink water to wash it down.
Speaker 3: It's like sticking to my throat. All right, Mitch, you'll
Speaker 3: put yours forward.
Speaker 2: Sorry, there has been a whole ordeal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, my turn. Obviously, I'm sticking with my girls,
Speaker 3: Daryl Lee. Okay, that's one sering us today, and I'm
Speaker 3: obviously working with them to promote the new white chocolate
Speaker 3: cookies and cream bar, which I'll have you know is stunning.
Speaker 3: Look at these fat fucking marshmallows and protruding from them.
Speaker 4: Samh wow, that does look good.
Speaker 2: It's not like they've integrated them in the chocolate.
Speaker 3: They've just kind of put them on top, like their
Speaker 3: decorations on a cake.
Speaker 5: They're on a tree.
Speaker 2: Please try the new Darly white chocolate.
Speaker 4: I know you're very excited about this, but you're not
Speaker 4: getting any favoritisms just so you know, Oh yeah, just so.
Speaker 3: You know, even though I'm working with them, you're under
Speaker 3: no obligation to rank them first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: Oh it's very marshmallow, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yep? I thought I love about it. All right, there
Speaker 2: we go. What do you think? Oh?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 2: Right, does that hit the clid or what?
Speaker 4: Holy ship?
Speaker 2: It is very good, very good, And you under no
Speaker 2: obligation to say that.
Speaker 5: Sam's like getting a cut of the fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2: No, no, sorry, And that's art attacks.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, is there anything else? Yes?
Speaker 2: I thought one more.
Speaker 3: And I've stuck with Darryl Lee by the way, because
Speaker 3: and it was hard to pick a flavor because they
Speaker 3: do a different few different versions of these, you know,
Speaker 3: the the chocolate balls they.
Speaker 5: Have, oh yeah, the jaffers.
Speaker 2: Yes, not unlike a jaffer.
Speaker 3: And there's different flavors I've got, like the raspberry, and
Speaker 3: there's white chocolate one as well.
Speaker 2: Heaven.
Speaker 3: But I got these when I was at the theater
Speaker 3: last week, and oh my god, they're bloody gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I've chosen the minty crunchy chocolate ball.
Speaker 5: Really good. I haven't had them.
Speaker 2: He opened your mouth. I'll see if I can get
Speaker 2: one in there.
Speaker 5: Don't chip a tooth, pretend that you're giving a gobby.
Speaker 5: I just innately covered my beat.
Speaker 3: He done that before with my little like a donkey.
Speaker 2: Here goes samp. Okay, grab my ball, samp.
Speaker 3: There we go so ferociously into the mic.
Speaker 5: That mouth, that mouth feel is good.
Speaker 4: I do love a minty chocolate. It's not for everyone,
Speaker 4: but I feel like.
Speaker 3: This one isn't like a mint. It's not like a
Speaker 3: peppermint Fredo where it's using mint. It's it's like a
Speaker 3: nice hard coating of mint. It's good, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Oh?
Speaker 5: I am actually sold. I love mint. I love when
Speaker 5: I get a choktop at the movies. I go for
Speaker 5: the mint one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just it's not unlike a choctop.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: You've had them, Jenna.
Speaker 7: They're so good and the mint ones are my favorite,
Speaker 7: Yes for sure?
Speaker 5: All right, Sam's tasted we now need a verdict.
Speaker 3: You've got crunchy Turkish Delight, Jenna's bullshit, and the Darily
Speaker 3: mint balls and the Dary White Chocolate cookies and cream.
Speaker 2: A one to five, bitch, that's a.
Speaker 5: Succinc all right.
Speaker 4: Starting at number five, I very sadly jury have to
Speaker 4: put the obvious choice at the very bottom of the list,
Speaker 4: Nobody's favorite Turkish Delight.
Speaker 7: For the first time.
Speaker 2: Ever, I'm not for a number five. Jenna just suddenly
Speaker 2: came over it.
Speaker 3: Imagine if Jenna's, oh boy, this number five, number five
Speaker 3: is Turkish Delight number four.
Speaker 4: As much as it was a very warm embrace nostalgic
Speaker 4: connection for me, it overstayed its welcome double decker, double
Speaker 4: decker dogshit.
Speaker 5: We'll accept that.
Speaker 7: Because it's not fifth, so it's not last.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just why do you play the number after?
Speaker 3: Shouldn't you play it first? Like and coming in at
Speaker 3: number three?
Speaker 5: Yes, sorry, I've just got different ones. Okay, next time.
Speaker 4: I am surprised at where I'm going to put number three,
Speaker 4: because I would have thought that this has got to
Speaker 4: be one of my favorite chocolates. I will have overall
Speaker 4: to go to out of a favorites box but it's
Speaker 4: not reaching the top. This is a crunchy.
Speaker 2: I would have put it lower, so yeah, it certainly doesn't.
Speaker 2: They have to be higher.
Speaker 4: Now it's the chocolate, the honeycomb. It's a good time overall.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm out there, there's my horses.
Speaker 1: Shot my head.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what a horror.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I always go out remember.
Speaker 3: Wow, can you make them a little bit less fucking invasive?
Speaker 5: Well, I've got male and female one, so I've done.
Speaker 5: I've done a mix.
Speaker 2: Don't assume gender in this house.
Speaker 5: Sorry, do you really okay? True? I mean do you
Speaker 5: really think? Yeah? You know what?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Would could be?
Speaker 2: What a fucking butcher woman?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I reckon. He name's Joeanne. But she prefers Joe.
Speaker 5: Okay, so keep going.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: Number two, number two. We are down to the final two.
Speaker 4: Both sarough Lee products that fifty millions going a long way,
Speaker 4: Both miss products.
Speaker 7: And you're not choosing it because it's Stari Lee. No,
Speaker 7: you're choosing it based on the taste.
Speaker 4: I'm to be honest, I'm quite surprising myself here.
Speaker 5: No, I'll be honest. They're my top two Yeah, really
Speaker 5: is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because think about darry Lee. Darrel Lee is not the God.
Speaker 5: I've got to fill up my car with et and
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a crunchy for the drive home. I'm
Speaker 5: never you never picked Darly. Darrely is. I've got friends
Speaker 5: coming over, Let's get some dar.
Speaker 3: I used to get like imposter syndrome, Like I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not adult enough for Darrely.
Speaker 2: Now I feel like I've grown up now that I
Speaker 2: can eat with gas.
Speaker 5: Lip by the Big Chocolate Corporation.
Speaker 3: But do you feel like it's a little bit like
Speaker 3: it's a little bit more elegant than the other.
Speaker 5: Darrely used to have a store, remember the Darrell store.
Speaker 5: My mom used to go, let's pop into the Darrole
Speaker 5: store and get some jaffers on the way out.
Speaker 2: And we didn't have one in bog And Gates.
Speaker 7: There was one in Dublo.
Speaker 5: What was really?
Speaker 2: Sorry number two?
Speaker 4: So it is down to Mitchell's balls or the cookies
Speaker 4: and cream white chocolate. Yes, now I should mention I'm
Speaker 4: not a white chocolate person, aren't you? But I am
Speaker 4: a mint person. Okay, However, can I get a drum roll?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a question of whether we will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got one.
Speaker 4: Can I get number two? Don't is Mitchell's minty balls
Speaker 4: cream white chocolates without questions?
Speaker 2: You're not just saying that, are you.
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 5: Another top five?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, I'm genuinely obsessed with the new white one
Speaker 3: and I'm like, how have they not done that before?
Speaker 5: One other thing to know is Daryl Lee is fully
Speaker 5: palm oil free, so you have to worry about the orangutanks.
Speaker 5: Palm Oil is when you have as palm oil, you're
Speaker 5: taking the natural environment away from the ringer tanks and
Speaker 5: many other animals. I'm sure the castri Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And this is part of chocolate and a lot of
Speaker 5: dairy and you know cheap coal's food is yeah, got
Speaker 5: palm oil in it, and darrel you don't use it.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that we were good.
Speaker 5: Great top five? Thank you Sam, congratulations.
Speaker 2: These things are winner. It's come in at number one.
Speaker 2: I've got them. What do you go and do with
Speaker 2: a lot?
Speaker 5: You could make a house out of those, you could.
Speaker 5: All right, let's get out of here, guys. Have you
Speaker 5: pick week again? Second day?
Speaker 3: Make sure you take a photo and targets on your
Speaker 3: Instagram stories.
Speaker 2: If you're pigging out while listening, please all.
Speaker 5: Right, as you listen to this episode, eat something disgusting,
Speaker 5: take a selfie send it to us. Well, put a
Speaker 5: bunch up, we'd.
Speaker 3: Love that, and also film your reacting if you do
Speaker 3: end up trying this. Darlee Cookies and cream white chocolate
Speaker 3: bar because it is.
Speaker 5: Just yeah, yeah, I went to get the barbecue cook
Speaker 5: before we did the show today and there were they
Speaker 5: were on the shelf, and they were they were on sales,
Speaker 5: so go get it. They're in Coles all is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Coles them all leads the way you can get them. Well,
Speaker 3: sure they'd be at some independent supermarkets. But fuck, who knows.
Speaker 2: It's a bit hit and miss with days, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I agree, so expensive to the IJ and they make
Speaker 5: you put a fucking coin in the trolley. Don't start
Speaker 5: him on the trolleys.
Speaker 2: Listen to how much my energy is lowered now that
Speaker 2: I'm sitting back down and I got to stand up.
Speaker 5: I'll stand up to my success. Oh Jenny, you stand
Speaker 5: up to You can position that mic, it'll work. Come
Speaker 5: up here.
Speaker 2: This feels like an intervention now.
Speaker 5: It also kind of feels like we're an Illuminati meeting
Speaker 5: and we're all just ready to sacrifice a lamb.
Speaker 2: Should we all just hold hands?
Speaker 5: We've got to say we should hands, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: And no, come on do it.
Speaker 5: No, it's not you have to close the circle.
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 5: We'll go down to the underground with the Demagogan's on.
Speaker 5: Just hold hands.
Speaker 2: This field is a real weight.
Speaker 5: No, no, and I'm three of them. We're gonna wink. Just
Speaker 5: it's week all right, one, two, three, No.
Speaker 3: You gotta play it. You got to play you annoys
Speaker 3: from last week. That's the best oink you'll ever do.
Speaker 5: Everyone, hold hands again, hold o, Eric, get together.
Speaker 3: You weren't here for that sand that with him trying
Speaker 3: not to laugh during Carla from Banks Town's Frank Corps
Speaker 3: laughing without opening his mouth.
Speaker 2: Go again, what's happening to you?
Speaker 5: That came out of my mouth?
Speaker 1: It's all this.
Speaker 5: Yes, maybe Carla had a Bible and I was being
Speaker 5: exercised and I didn't really Yeah, probably the devil was
Speaker 5: trying to escape from within. All right, we want to
Speaker 5: thank us sponsors. Darylyne of course, Joe, I love Joe,
Speaker 5: and listener, I reckon Joe listens from a little hut,
Speaker 5: a small house. She doesn't need much because she works
Speaker 5: of mind. She's you know, fly and fly out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: hey Joe, dinner's ready.
Speaker 2: Where are you?
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 8: You're doing it it kids, don't make me capt the
Speaker 8: three what we love?
Speaker 3: I reckon if Joe was in the same sex relationship
Speaker 3: and with a parent, instead of like that threat of
Speaker 3: do you want me to tell?
Speaker 2: D want me to tell Joe?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, Joe would be Harry Crossman.
Speaker 2: She got time.
Speaker 5: Joe would pick you up. If you were sick, vomiting,
Speaker 5: or you had a bad pill. Joe would come and
Speaker 5: get you. She'd be furious, but she loves you. She'd
Speaker 5: come and get you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's a tough love type, that joy.
Speaker 5: Joe would be a good auntie but a hard mum.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah. I reckon she'd have a hairy mile
Speaker 2: on her face.
Speaker 5: I reckon Joe does because she's flying fly out six
Speaker 5: months and six months off. In the six months off,
Speaker 5: she does payroll for coles. Because payroll don't sit in
Speaker 5: They sit out the back and they get their own office.
Speaker 2: I think we're done with this. Can we go with
Speaker 2: a lot of rambling. I think the sugar's gone to
Speaker 2: our head.
Speaker 5: Agree, we're all standing up to it's so weird. We
Speaker 5: actually are standing up everyone. This is a very weird experience.
Speaker 2: Is it working for you though, it's working for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's working for me. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 7: Oh, Sam, you have to taste the grape.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 7: No, it's candy Heart, let's go.
Speaker 2: You do turn their MIC's off.
Speaker 5: I think we can end the show without Sam trying
Speaker 5: the candy Hearts on the cloudy. See you next week, everyone,
Speaker 5: Thanks for listening. We love you have the annual Pigki
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Speaker 2: Welcome to ADD Brief.
Speaker 3: This is our secret segment on the end, all of
Speaker 3: people with ADD having a debrief.
Speaker 2: That's all it is.
Speaker 3: You know, we pretend we're going and then we just
Speaker 3: talk shit. There's nothing planned in this, although there's been
Speaker 3: a lot of ship talk this episode. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: basically more of the same ship I got.
Speaker 2: To try one of these grapes.
Speaker 7: Yes, you do you know what?
Speaker 5: Talk shit? Get hit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knock you out.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: As Carl would say.
Speaker 4: It's good there white, No, okay, So why are they
Speaker 4: like gross and just kind of like squeezy.
Speaker 2: I don't like your attitude today, Samp. The grapes are
Speaker 2: genetically modified grapes alone.
Speaker 5: They've been through enough, and by enough I mean an injection.
Speaker 4: They're actually quite good.
Speaker 5: They're good. I'm going to go get a knife and
Speaker 5: fought for that barbecue.
Speaker 2: Chok, thank god.
Speaker 3: Anything maybe a plate, a plate would be good because
Speaker 3: I would like some of that chok that's been.
Speaker 2: In here for over an hour and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's a barbecuee it'll be right and smells foul
Speaker 2: in like a cold chicken roll or something, and you're
Speaker 2: on a picnic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean you haven't refrigerated, right, Huh. You're
Speaker 4: refrigerated though, right, it's.
Speaker 3: Basically fridge temperature in this room. I think you'll find true.
Speaker 3: You've just climatized.
Speaker 2: That's quite sad. It's actually warm in an igloo.
Speaker 7: It's so cold in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're back, well, who wants to go at it?
Speaker 5: Skin on top and the like?
Speaker 3: Can you just not ruin the chicken? Someone on a
Speaker 3: plate for me? God, this pig week is going a mess. Also,
Speaker 3: I was shamed because I'm eating a supermarket sandwich, you know,
Speaker 3: just in like the the section at the front near
Speaker 3: the water bottles, and that they've got like the pre
Speaker 3: made sandwiches, kind of like the seven eleven ones. I
Speaker 3: asked Mitch to get me one because I hadn't eating
Speaker 3: breakfast today, and I got shamed in this office for
Speaker 3: eating it. They're like, oh they're grass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are gross. Though you got the bacon and
Speaker 4: egg one. You don't want an egg anything from a
Speaker 4: servo breakfast.
Speaker 2: And it's not from a servo, it's from the supermad
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 7: Because it's from coals, it's not as bad.
Speaker 2: But the seven eleven ones are good.
Speaker 5: Really, Yes, we live in a first world country, guy,
Speaker 5: So it's fine. It's just got a bit of preservative
Speaker 5: in it. It says me eating a genetically my fied
Speaker 5: chicken's leave grape the left side minds the right.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want to eat it off of the chalk.
Speaker 3: I said, make me a serving. Can you just put
Speaker 3: someone on a plate for me?
Speaker 5: I have another plate.
Speaker 2: I asked you to get me a plate plate.
Speaker 5: No, when have you become a germophobe? He didn't want
Speaker 5: to hold hands. Now we won't share a plate with me.
Speaker 5: What's happened to you? Are you a cod warrior?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not worried about COVID. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to have a plate to eat some chicken off.
Speaker 2: That's not that. That's not too much to ask, is it.
Speaker 1: You're the one that's sick.
Speaker 2: You'll be fine. Yeah, I know that's the thing. I'm ill.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to spread my jams. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: The other day I realized how much of a thing
Speaker 3: of the past COVID has become to me because I've
Speaker 3: got a bit of a cough.
Speaker 2: At the moment.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there in the uber without a mask on,
Speaker 3: and I just go and I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, that is so selfish.
Speaker 3: The driver has looked at me in the rearview like right,
Speaker 3: he's wearing a mask, and I'm like, oh fuck, whoops.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what can you do?
Speaker 4: What have you got? You just got a cold? Yeah,
Speaker 4: you haven't got the other one, that sir. It's like
Speaker 4: laring something. I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Laryngitis playing up again. Remember I lost my voice that time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, there's some other disease that's just gone through
Speaker 4: all of the CBDs.
Speaker 2: It probably is that, to.
Speaker 7: Be honest, pneumonia thing.
Speaker 3: You'll be dead in a couple of days. You'll be fine,
Speaker 3: especially after being in this freezing our studio. Forgot pneumonia.
Speaker 5: I'm fucked played.
Speaker 3: They're self diagnosing me. They reckon, I've got some sort
Speaker 3: of larynx disease or whatever.
Speaker 7: Here we go, leisionnaire's disease.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's in Sydney at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as am I So it's possible. What is it.
Speaker 7: It's a type of pneumonia.
Speaker 4: Oh great, cluck.
Speaker 2: What are the symptoms?
Speaker 7: Symptoms include let's see. They include a cough, shortness of breath,
Speaker 7: not really, fever, no muscle, and headaches.
Speaker 2: I'm probably fine literally just the cough.
Speaker 4: All that sounds very covid.
Speaker 7: Yes, but the cough might bring up some fucus and blood.
Speaker 2: Hot Yeah, good skin, thank you. I've got my chicken.
Speaker 2: I'm happy.
Speaker 5: Now anyone else want to play the chicken?
Speaker 7: Non pass?
Speaker 5: I'm going to eat off the car because if you
Speaker 5: don't mind.
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like we need to take turns eating
Speaker 3: because one of us has to be talking.
Speaker 2: Now you do chat? Amongst yourself.
Speaker 5: We've done enough talking.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember on our hundred episode someone wrote in saying,
Speaker 3: oh does anyone else think that Sam and Jane to
Speaker 3: get together? Oh yeah, and we said, well Sam's in
Speaker 3: a relationship, hat not anymore?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, why don't we?
Speaker 2: Why don't we let these who have a blind date?
Speaker 2: We'll leave the room.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, I'm eating the Darryl Lee chocolate.
Speaker 2: So what people eat on dates? That's fine? So, uh
Speaker 2: what do you do for wait till week? I would
Speaker 2: love to hear you, Jenna flirting.
Speaker 4: We got some romantic jazz or soft music? Oh yeah, perfect?
Speaker 2: Yeah good, that's very porn vibes. We'll leave you to it,
Speaker 2: you too, all right?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 7: Bye?
Speaker 4: It was the sweet jazz and everything.
Speaker 2: You're talking over the top.
Speaker 7: Thank god they're gone.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, mm hmm. So yeah, when was the
Speaker 4: last time you're on a date?
Speaker 7: About a year ago?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How to go? Ah?
Speaker 7: Not that great.
Speaker 2: What are you looking for in a partner, Jenna?
Speaker 7: I don't have I'm not looking for anything in particular.
Speaker 4: Do you need like a cat lover in particular?
Speaker 7: Well that would be great because.
Speaker 4: It applies to you and also your family. And your son,
Speaker 4: daughter daughter, great Connor good friend clearly, yes.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, very good. What about you? Have you been
Speaker 7: on a date since the breakup?
Speaker 4: No? Nah, you know, I've just been sad and alone.
Speaker 2: That's just been the thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so yeah, tell me more, tell me more about
Speaker 9: what what you're looking for.
Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing. I don't like it when people
Speaker 7: ask me whether I have a type, because I don't
Speaker 7: really have a type, you know. But yeah, it would
Speaker 7: be great if they liked cats, yeah, the actual cat.
Speaker 7: But yeah, what about you me?
Speaker 9: I just I want someone to go for a long
Speaker 9: walks on the beach with, you know, I just want
Speaker 9: to spend my time. I want to connect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I mean. I don't really like
Speaker 7: going to the beach.
Speaker 9: There's a lot of sand there. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 9: people don't like the sand.
Speaker 7: Yeah, true, but a lot of people do. Yes every
Speaker 7: once in a while.
Speaker 9: I remember there's been times that have made sweet love
Speaker 9: on the beach and there's just a lot of sand
Speaker 9: getting orifices and it's really.
Speaker 2: A bad vibe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just it's really grating.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and like see lice as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just not good.
Speaker 9: Whole time.
Speaker 2: I just thought I had crabs. That might make sense.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it would be sea lice or it could be crabs.
Speaker 2: So do you have any SD's. It's probably important that
Speaker 2: we get.
Speaker 7: This up at the moment. No, I don't at the moment.
Speaker 4: Would you like something, you know.
Speaker 7: I'll I'll pass on that, okay, but give me twenty
Speaker 7: four hours to think on it. I might change my mind.
Speaker 7: It's good to have options, yes, exactly, exactly, so I'll
Speaker 7: let you know. Okay, but yeah, i'd say sea lice
Speaker 7: over crabs. But maybe get that checked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's time. Okay, Yeah, all right, how do
Speaker 2: we go?
Speaker 5: What do we think?
Speaker 4: Well, so far I think I have sea lice?
Speaker 2: Sorry, what he's got?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Seas from Jennet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you talking about that? That's not hot?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you know when you're fucking the beach
Speaker 4: and it just like it gets really grating.
Speaker 2: No, I actually don't know anything about it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I would never be.
Speaker 4: In sand everywhere. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 5: I've not had beat sex ever.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to go to my grave never having had
Speaker 2: beech sex. I do it disgusting. Imagine how much?
Speaker 3: Because I know you're across this sand, but people have
Speaker 3: out persuasion, require a lot of lube or dand will stick.
Speaker 5: Now how easy would it be to just do it
Speaker 5: without any preparation?
Speaker 4: I know, even in the straight world, like if unless
Speaker 4: you're you know, unless the goal you're with is just
Speaker 4: having the best possible time, it's often not a vibe.
Speaker 5: You know. Yeah, we have to do a lot of stretching.
Speaker 5: It's a whole thing, stretching, stretching, getting it ready. You know,
Speaker 5: you can't just go straight in and.
Speaker 7: Yeah a finger, Yes, yeah, you meant like yoga stretching before.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean, Like, I'm going tonight the whole
Speaker 5: world I do, but that's not the general masks.
Speaker 2: Can you guys touch your toes when you're standing up?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, Because I didn't realize this wasn't a common thing.
Speaker 3: I heard someone talking about it the other day and
Speaker 3: they were like, oh, there's a hack.
Speaker 2: I think I was on.
Speaker 3: TikTok a hack on how to touch your toes, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, can everyone not do that? I can just
Speaker 3: fucking I can put my palms flat on the floor.
Speaker 4: Is he doing so?
Speaker 7: You can?
Speaker 2: Like it's not hard. I didn't realize no one could
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 5: No, I can't. I won't even try.
Speaker 2: So all that pilates. How close can you get to
Speaker 2: your toes?
Speaker 5: Probably halfway?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon about this. He sat down now he's
Speaker 2: company now.
Speaker 5: Also, if I bend my head too far down, I
Speaker 5: will die, oh brain, because the brain's falling out.
Speaker 10: Bush.
Speaker 2: Just use that excuse when it's convenient my brain illness.
Speaker 5: I think I can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I use crones when it's convenient.
Speaker 5: When's it convenient?
Speaker 2: If I don't want to eat something, sorry, i'll flare up.
Speaker 5: My bow will hate me tomorrow.
Speaker 2: How bullshit is this?
Speaker 5: By the way, what crons? No?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but crons has always been my thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: And then the other day, on Mother's Day of all days,
Speaker 2: Mum calls me and goes, your brother has been rushed
Speaker 2: to hospital. I think I was telling you this on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's having emergency emergency surgery to have part of
Speaker 3: his bow removed. They think he's got crone disease too.
Speaker 3: So not only has he swooped on my territory and
Speaker 3: come for microne's disease, which is my thing, but he's
Speaker 3: gotten it far worse than me because I never had
Speaker 3: to have my bow removed or part of it, and
Speaker 3: he got it apparently it flared up from a football injury.
Speaker 5: What an attentions.
Speaker 2: I got it from a prawn windaloo. That's not masculine.
Speaker 5: And he repaved your mum and dad's bathroom.
Speaker 2: So he was a favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, he sweeps in on microne disease and
Speaker 3: does it better than me.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 5: I had someone message me he's got my brain conditionerent
Speaker 5: Hi heard you on the radio. You're an inspiration to
Speaker 5: all of us us. I'm bedridden.
Speaker 2: God all right.
Speaker 5: Very nice of it. Though, if you're out there with
Speaker 5: Kiari malformation, hit me up. I'm becoming their leader.
Speaker 2: I love that. Mitch was trying not to.
Speaker 3: He had the minty balls in his mouth, so he
Speaker 3: put them in his cheeks while he was talking and
Speaker 3: looked like a fucking chipmunk with acorn.
Speaker 5: We decided the ranking of US three. If we were
Speaker 5: the Alvin and the Chipmunks, you'd be Alvin.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, someone said this in the Facebook group.
Speaker 5: Why I don't know, slend and you're the male. I'm chubby,
Speaker 5: I'm the male, Jennifer. Who does that make you Theodore.
Speaker 7: The cutest one, very insecure.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah that is that is you.
Speaker 5: And Jenny. What there's a girl.
Speaker 2: I thought she was just saying a completely random show
Speaker 2: like I'm tinker Bell.
Speaker 7: No, you don't get it's simn that's not possible.
Speaker 2: No, Jenna, that's not it.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I'm walking away from this year's
Speaker 3: PIK Week feeling a lot less revolting. We've had a
Speaker 3: balanced PI I've had I've had some grapes, I've had
Speaker 3: some chicken, I've had some choky.
Speaker 2: That's a good balance.
Speaker 5: Actually, give you the good breast meat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still going on it.
Speaker 5: You know, I like, wasn't a sentence. The brown meat
Speaker 5: underneath the legs I love because it's moist, it's not dry.
Speaker 5: Sometimes the breastmeat is just like eaten chalk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bit sort of like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: weird and crunchy and gooey.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the lily Dale chickens are better in the green
Speaker 5: bag at Coal's. But if you get the Coals chickens,
Speaker 5: they're a bit isn't that what you got? Yeah? They
Speaker 5: don't have any little little doubt they had pork knuckles.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, And Coal's chicken breast, which is egg and
Speaker 5: bacon take away sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I'm enjoying. Thank you.
Speaker 5: That's fine, my pleasure. All right, let's go guys. If
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Speaker 5: Or near stuffer?
Speaker 2: Why are you so obsessed with Facebook Marketplace?
Speaker 5: Because I love a deal and I love to haggle.
Speaker 5: Yeah why man? Because I'm so non confrontational in real life,
Speaker 5: So on Facebook I can do it. You're like fourteen
Speaker 5: dollars for this framed photo, like it's worth.
Speaker 2: Four and it's gotten better at being a third if though.
Speaker 5: I have, I'm getting there. I'm getting there. When you
Speaker 5: get when your networth HiT's two million, it changes, it changes,
Speaker 5: it changes, it changes. So it's changed, well and truly changed.
Speaker 7: It's more than two million.
Speaker 5: Well, well and truly changed. That's what I mean. It's
Speaker 5: about ten years ago. Changed.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're playing secret sound sand What do you think
Speaker 2: this is?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I know what that is. It's one of the alarms
Speaker 4: from the east the show Getting Slaughtered.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it's Mitch Cherry trying to be
Speaker 2: discreete much. If you've made that noise in the bedroom,
Speaker 2: Oh god, imagine if that's what you made whenever you climax,
Speaker 2: had you would just make sure I never got you there?
Speaker 5: Sad? What just that mental image?
Speaker 4: Have you?
Speaker 2: Making that noise? Whenever you spoff?
Speaker 5: I think I'm silent?
Speaker 2: No, not sometimes, Oh that's no fun. You can't be
Speaker 2: totally silent.
Speaker 5: No, sometimes I'm not.
Speaker 2: What do you think my sex noise would be?
Speaker 5: I think it'd just be criticism, Like right, I don't know. No, softer, faster.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 5: I don't want to imitate your sex noise.
Speaker 2: You don't have to. I thought you were a yes man.
Speaker 5: But that's fine, not nate to debrief. It's a safe space.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you two think I'm sound like?
Speaker 5: Ahh, yeah, you finish, you get I.
Speaker 2: Thought you were playing.
Speaker 5: I just thought of that.
Speaker 3: It'd be a big more breathing Yeah, yeah, because you've
Speaker 3: done it. No, I don't mean like when I'm done.
Speaker 3: It's like jeering.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: That's all right about climax exclusively.
Speaker 2: You would not want to hear that in the.
Speaker 5: No, that's what God, that's all the sand chamber needs
Speaker 5: to be empty. And Jenna, let's get Genner in the mood.
Speaker 5: What would you sound like, Janna? What would you sound like?
Speaker 2: Kenticky, that's what happened. Oh you know, so that's th
Speaker 2: wall within our accommodation. Know what it sounds like.
Speaker 5: You're in Japan with those rice paper walls. See the
Speaker 5: outlines of it all too. I love how we explicitly
Speaker 5: always call it the European Trip. I'm trying to get
Speaker 5: people to believe it was Japan. They're in Tokyo and rice,
Speaker 5: paper walls.
Speaker 2: There was Tokyo famously not erope.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go everyone, Let's take a little baggy
Speaker 5: have chucky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you give bags. Happy pig Week everyone, Happy.
Speaker 5: Pig week.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: All right, take us out with our prayer. Should we
Speaker 5: hold hands again?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all, just two percent, so we do.
Speaker 5: Pies, can't take it on the Pickwak music everyone, such
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