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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so the canoodle doodle that is Woody. I had

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Speaker 2: a miss today was inspired by Fox, Jess Fox, who

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Speaker 2: just won the gold medal in the canoeing Guys, it

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Speaker 2: happened about half an hour.

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Speaker 3: Ago during our show, during a song of the show.

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Speaker 3: So we just we put the plan show to one

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Speaker 3: side and just decided to talk about raw fresh radio spontaneous.

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Speaker 4: Well we've got a radio school, they'll.

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Speaker 2: Go, guys, you know what everyone talking about? How can

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Speaker 2: you make this a show that could only happen on

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Speaker 2: that day?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what was going through a head radio

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Speaker 4: school experience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that's tropical gear. Yeah, topical gear. We

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Speaker 2: flew with the technique. We flew with the technique.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, we're talking about Jess Fox.

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Speaker 3: You just won a gold medal and she had a

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Speaker 3: condom on the front of her canoe. And well, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you asked a good question, which was, how the hell

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Speaker 3: does a condom fit over over a canoe? Because you know,

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Speaker 3: last time I checked, you know, a canoe is a

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Speaker 3: lot bigger than my penis.

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Speaker 4: And then I equipped.

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Speaker 2: Canoes obviously generally speaking, a lot bigger than a man's

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Speaker 2: penis and I'll speak for yourself. Well, I will speak

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Speaker 2: for myself.

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Speaker 3: I don't know in what world I thought anyone would

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Speaker 3: believe that I have a goodle doodle.

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Speaker 4: I just don't know that would be a big one.

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Speaker 4: It was almost like it was a weird comment.

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Speaker 2: It was almost just like you were just you just

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Speaker 2: you know, you felt you as a guy, you needed

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Speaker 2: to say that. I'll speak for yourself, mate.

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Speaker 4: But then which works?

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Speaker 2: You know when you know people are talking about like

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Speaker 2: bananas and zucchinis and stuff, but Tom, we're talking about

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Speaker 2: like a craft that a whole human. Yeah, deliciously upset.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, kayak cock over here and I carried on, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you know, well done to Vanesta, to Vanessa Fox,

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Speaker 2: Jess Fox, I should.

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Speaker 3: Say, yeah, the footage of it going, I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 3: Go and see the footage. She is just so pumped

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Speaker 3: when she crosses the finish line. And actually her dad

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Speaker 3: up here, mate, But he was actually commentating when she

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Speaker 3: won the gold. Apparently it's great to listen. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's huge. It was on mute here at the studio unfortunately,

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Speaker 3: so I couldn't hear. But I'm just going off here.

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Speaker 3: So apparently it was great to have him there in

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Speaker 2: How do you know this?

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Speaker 3: It's just in my thread. May he clints down away

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Speaker 3: all the boys, all the other sporty guys.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, we don't think that happened. What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, her dad was commenting she just made that up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he was quoted saying that was wild, which I actually thought.

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Speaker 2: But did he commentate that or did he just say that?

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Speaker 3: After the seven commentator Richard Fox shed his emotions after

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Speaker 4: He's the commentator fox Stick Fox himself. He's up there

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Speaker 3: He he's commentating his daughter. So he's actually the one

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is under woods.

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Speaker 1: That's huge.

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Speaker 4: You've completely redeemed yourself. Thank you a very good bit.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that, so comment her dad breaks down

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Speaker 4: They're very particularly a good day for the Aussies though.

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Speaker 4: Lots of gold today.

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Speaker 2: Great day for games audio. For a network that can't

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Speaker 2: you're listening to this thing in yourself. Gee whiz. Given

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Speaker 2: that I'm currently listening to you guys, and this is

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Speaker 4: We can't.

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Speaker 2: We're not allowed to. All we're allowed to do is

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Speaker 2: as a kayak or a canoe. But anyway, one thing

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Speaker 2: that did happen in the games today as well Woods,

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Speaker 2: which has been something we've celebrated on the show, is

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Speaker 2: the Australians also beat the Dutch in the pool stubblely

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Speaker 2: Cook stubblety cook one gold in the breaststroke ends two.

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Speaker 3: Hundred meters breastroke, which apparently we even got a golden

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Speaker 2: That stroke lesil Jones had a fair sweep of the

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Speaker 4: You might have me there you went for two. It

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Speaker 4: was swinging a miss. You were good dad.

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Speaker 2: In the commentary.

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Speaker 4: You were good with the dad in the commentry. Up

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Speaker 4: walk Away just got the medal for someone with a

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Speaker 4: hyphenated name. No over Paris nev one day bears the

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Speaker 4: hockey matey six.

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Speaker 2: You were telling me.

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Speaker 4: She did, thank you very much. Damn it? Are you

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Speaker 4: telling me your story about not better not go the

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Speaker 4: other day?

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Speaker 2: Fair enough, let's not go there.

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Speaker 5: What we're going to do, though, is going to call

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Speaker 5: fiftieth person doing a gold medal with a hyphenaated name

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Speaker 5: being a Dutch person.

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to call her and rub it in

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Speaker 4: her face. Now, we got a blaster with some massie music.

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Speaker 4: Any any choices here and what you'd like to throw her?

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Speaker 2: No, not really, just in case I don't think she's

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Speaker 2: gonna get it at all. It's not about that. She's

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Speaker 2: probably not even answer the phone, so this could be awful.

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Speaker 2: And if she doesn't, just roll straight into the podcast

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Speaker 2: give it a crank.

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Speaker 6: Oh all right, when did you beat me in?

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Speaker 2: Now? We bet you in the breast stroke? You came second,

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Speaker 2: stumbling cock, chop the gold, suffering your jokes.

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Speaker 7: I do.

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Speaker 2: Have some obscure Jimmy bonds. Didn't you should it? Didn't

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Speaker 4: The other day?

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Speaker 2: Those him, Yeah, would you beat us in?

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Speaker 8: I don't remember? But lost?

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Speaker 9: I thinks no, there was no no.

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Speaker 6: You said no, no, you said you beat us in

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Speaker 6: the rowing, but then like two heats later, we beat

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Speaker 7: What, No, you.

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Speaker 2: Didn't beat us for a medal. I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 4: You can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't just come on here and lie.

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Speaker 10: Like you.

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Speaker 6: I was listening.

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Speaker 10: You're so annoying.

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Speaker 9: I was actually listening back to all your chad around

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Speaker 9: the Olympics, and half the things you say are not

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Speaker 9: even true.

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Speaker 2: To say that word on this show, say the word

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Speaker 2: I said.

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Speaker 4: You can't say the words.

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Speaker 2: You can't say the word.

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Speaker 4: What's the words rhymes with philippics.

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Speaker 2: Olympics.

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Speaker 4: We don't have the rights. We don't have the right

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Speaker 4: the word. I've told you this.

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Speaker 2: The games, the games, the games. We're getting bogged We're

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Speaker 2: getting bogged down technicalities.

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Speaker 3: At the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: No, yes, yes, at the end of the day.

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Speaker 8: The Dutch you are joking, why is that?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, haven't played a lot of money. They've had a

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Speaker 4: lot of money, money for the.

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Speaker 2: Rights for it.

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Speaker 1: You are kidding.

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Speaker 6: That is the biggest.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, just couple of more music, that.

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Speaker 9: Is sorry, but that is ridiculous. It's a national international event, like,

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Speaker 9: surely everyone's allowed to talk about it.

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Speaker 4: And you go home tonight You actually can go You

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Speaker 4: just elevated your girlfriend tonight. There a noodle turdle.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow, We've got a random couple on the phone and

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Speaker 2: we're gonna try and see if we can ask them

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Speaker 2: three uncomfortable questions matching their answers. It's all thanks to

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Speaker 2: Bond's very Comfy and call.

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Speaker 4: Your Boys with Bonds ex Temp Trunks. Visit bonds dot

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Speaker 3: Will and Woodies, Oh No, uncomfortable questions.

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Speaker 2: Questions, uncomfortable questions. Thanks to Bond's Comfortable Undies, Woods have

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Speaker 2: got a random couple on every week ask them the

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Speaker 2: see how uncomfortable they truly are. We've got Teresa and

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Speaker 4: Scotty doesn't know Teresa, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 8: Him welcome.

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Speaker 4: I'll what was that, Terreasa?

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Speaker 8: Hi, I'm a little bit nervous, so I.

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Speaker 4: Can hear that.

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Speaker 3: I can hear that, hy Terresa, You and Scott have

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Speaker 3: a pretty interesting story. Do you want to tell everyone

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Speaker 3: how it all started and how it's developed?

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Speaker 8: Oh, back in the day when we were teenagers, I

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Speaker 8: stalked him while he was playing softball with my father.

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Speaker 8: Eighteen months Yeah, kids broke up just to apart. Twenty

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Speaker 8: seven years later, reconnected and then married about forty months

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Speaker 3: Wow, and Theresa. In between you both got married to

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and had and had families with different people.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Yow, totally, he was always the one through.

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Speaker 2: Twenty seven years in between. That's a good starting point, Teresa,

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Speaker 2: was the first question. Did you ever think about Scott

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Speaker 2: when you were with your ex?

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Speaker 8: Yes? I kid?

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Speaker 4: Wow, was it all the time, Theresa, Not all the time.

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Speaker 8: No, no, but we're sort of always at the back

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Speaker 8: of my mind.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Which of Scott's kids do you like the least?

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Speaker 8: I can't answer that one. I love both the boys

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Speaker 8: boys the same. One's one's really outgoing and.

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Speaker 11: One's very quiet.

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Speaker 8: I make the oldest boy first, and I met the

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Speaker 8: youngest boy the week before the wedding.

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Speaker 2: I see from my relationship with his.

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Speaker 8: Oldest boy, Luke would probably be stronger because I've known

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Speaker 8: I've got to know Lutle a.

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Speaker 2: Lot more so by association. You dislike what's the other

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Speaker 2: one called?

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Speaker 8: No, don't just like him.

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Speaker 4: I love them both. I know that you love them both.

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Speaker 2: Which of Scott's kid do you like the least? Terresa,

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Speaker 2: What's what's the other one's name? Not Luke, Corey Corey gone.

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Speaker 2: It's a shocking question. I they're uncomfortable questions, Teresa. If

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Speaker 4: It, all right.

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Speaker 2: Third question, if you've got to quate an animal to

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Speaker 8: I'll say the energizer bunny.

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Speaker 3: That he wrong, we can take energize of bunny. I

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Speaker 4: All right, greats up, Teresa.

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Speaker 2: You have been an absolute hurt. I'll tell you what now, Tersey,

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Speaker 4: Your Boys with Bonds ex Temp trunks, visit Bonds.

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Speaker 4: It's a little more will and woodies. Oh, no, uncomfortable questions.

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Speaker 2: They're our partner partnership on the airwaves right now. Scotty,

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Speaker 4: Yeah you too, Absolutely pleasure on the show.

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Speaker 2: Teresa cackling in the background. There she is a wild one.

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Speaker 2: Lots of fun now, Scotty, So do you took me

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Speaker 2: through your version of events here? For people just joining us?

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Speaker 2: You guys were together when you're eighteen, had twenty seven

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Speaker 7: That's correct? Yeah, yeah, good on Facebook?

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Speaker 11: Back together?

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Speaker 2: So was there a little bit of a Facebook poke

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Speaker 12: Or oh?

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Speaker 7: I think she was stalking right.

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Speaker 2: Theresa? What's your favorite album from the store?

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Speaker 8: I saw him sitting at a tunning pool in Bali.

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Speaker 4: Fourteen Bari album. I thought it might have been one. Wow, Scotty,

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Speaker 4: do you know the shots he's talking about? Scott?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I looked at the two there, mate, So it could

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's crack in then, shall we, guys?

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Speaker 2: So Scott, we've got all of Teresa's answers, which will

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: First question, did Theresa ever think about you when she

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Speaker 4: Of course, there's your confidence, Scott, who is Scotty?

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Speaker 11: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Did you think about Teresa while you were with your ex?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Gee whiz, I really hope your exes aren't listening.

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Speaker 4: Guys have.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Scotty after a flyer, Well done, great work. Question two, Scott,

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Speaker 2: which of your kids does Theresa like the least? Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's horrible, shocking question. A question of that Horrible Questions segment.

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Speaker 2: Scott answer the question Luke?

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Speaker 4: Why Luke?

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Speaker 7: He's more following than the other one, Cory boy, No,

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Speaker 7: I said Looke?

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Speaker 8: I said, is it gonna say someone? It will be.

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Speaker 4: We're sitting here up there, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: We've taken her answer out of context. Ever, listen, I can't.

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Speaker 8: Answer that one. I love both the boys for the

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Speaker 8: same they're so different.

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Speaker 4: There you go, Teresa, don't worry. We wouldn't do it.

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Speaker 4: Scutty. Final question here, guys, two hundred and fifty bucks stage.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready, Scotty? Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: If if Theresa could equate you to an animal in

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Speaker 7: I was gonna say a loss, but I won't say that, Tiger.

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Speaker 2: If you before I give her your her answer, if

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Speaker 2: or would.

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Speaker 11: You go.

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Speaker 7: A bear?

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Speaker 11: Because she ripped?

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Speaker 3: Oh she is.

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Speaker 4: Have a listen to what she says.

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Speaker 8: Well, the energizer bunny.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, and she qualified that by saying it was

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Speaker 11: You.

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Speaker 2: Guys got two hundred and fifty bucks each suspended bonds. Congratulations, guys,

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Speaker 2: that was a bloody hurd.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jess Fox has just one gold in the women's canoe

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Speaker 3: slalom slalom or slalem Will, I.

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Speaker 4: Think it depends where you come from.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with slalom. Foxy's so good.

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Speaker 3: I could watch Jess Fox get the gold medal. But

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's an indication of lack of funding

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Speaker 4: It could be by no.

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Speaker 3: I think it's condoms available, but I think it's haste

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Speaker 4: Everyone?

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Speaker 3: Condoms come flying out, They choose one of the condoms,

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Speaker 3: The thing about Diana was she wore low heels. So

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Speaker 4: Thirty one six five.

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Speaker 2: Is our Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if there's anyone else out there that's like

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Speaker 4: Yes, what did you use a con.

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Speaker 2: Yes? Right? What are you hoping to get here? Because

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Speaker 4: Wild story. Oh so you tracked a condom on your head?

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Speaker 4: Did you, Steve, You're a bloody legend.

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Speaker 8: Great?

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Speaker 4: What else you get?

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Speaker 3: I see it's trying that me. Okay, you're on a plane,

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Speaker 3: it's going down. You get your condom out and use

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Speaker 3: it as a parachute, easy way down.

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Speaker 4: He might have got many calls. Let's see what happens though,

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Speaker 3: Guys.

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Speaker 4: Guys just just won the gold medal limiting go in

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Speaker 2: If you use a condom for anything else other than

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Speaker 4: Got on your fox. It was in the canoe slalom.

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Speaker 4: Broad strawberries like.

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Speaker 2: An extra sorry, I mean with canoes obviously, generally speaking,

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Speaker 4: I'll speak for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Well, I will speak for myself awake, and I feel

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Speaker 4: But can we just how was it?

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Speaker 2: A nobly large? Condoms just super stretchy.

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Speaker 4: The thing with canoe sry condoms is you can put

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Speaker 3: They're so strong, I don't break, so that's why they

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Speaker 4: Six five. Julie, what did you use a condom for?

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Speaker 13: Well, if you seal it up with water, you're tidy

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Speaker 4: Could have just ended an ice pack.

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Speaker 4: Well. Let's go to Terry here. Terry, what did you

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Speaker 13: Well, I mixed military, so we used to put them

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Speaker 3: The condoms are military issued.

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Speaker 4: The move over Olympic Village.

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Speaker 8: We have both genders.

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Speaker 3: You know, yes, yes, look in look out Friday night

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Anita here. Let's go to.

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Speaker 3: I need a new call, choose them on fire. Anina,

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Speaker 3: what did you use a condom for that.

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Speaker 8: Was so bad.

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Speaker 4: Someone someone had to say it. Someone had to say

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Speaker 4: an what did you save me? What did you? What

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Speaker 12: About twenty years ago, my mom had lip pose suction

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Speaker 3: Your mum with a couple of condoms on her chin

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Speaker 4: That amazing that the ice packs makes a.

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Speaker 2: Lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense because

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Speaker 2: because if you're just joining us. Julie said it was

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Speaker 4: Similar crevice though, similar crevice to your ass? What your neck?

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Speaker 4: What does your ears look like? It's quite wide? Quite No,

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Speaker 4: it's no if you bend over what you.

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Speaker 3: It's just a crevice At the end of the day, anyway,

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Speaker 3: it's going to laam here, Liam, what did you use.

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Speaker 4: A Gondam forms We're trying to define crevis.

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Speaker 14: So I was back when I was in high school,

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Speaker 14: I was in wood tech and I slipped and this

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Speaker 14: standard the tip of my finger off. And I actually

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Speaker 14: had a rep trip of footy that weekend, and I

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Speaker 14: couldn't get the strapping tapers on it without tearing the

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Speaker 14: scab off. So I put a condo finger and played

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Speaker 14: with it.

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Speaker 4: Oh dear, how many did you kick? Lamb?

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Speaker 11: Hey?

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Speaker 4: How many did you kick?

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Speaker 14: Rugby leg?

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Speaker 4: Perfect? I have been on fire about it. This has

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Speaker 4: been memorable radio. I thought we were going to finish

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Speaker 4: with the kick six mate.

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Speaker 3: Everyone was gonna laugh into the traffic, but now we're

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Speaker 3: very awkwardly stumbled into the traffic.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations Chess fox on the gold medal.

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Speaker 11: There we go, and.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever accidentally given out a suggestive single signal

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Speaker 2: I should say, or just the wrong signal? You might

477
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Speaker 2: have just not realized that you're asking for something. The

478
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Speaker 2: reason we're talking about this woods is because a woman

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Speaker 2: accidentally wore some bikinis with upside down pineapples on them.

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Speaker 2: She'd been told they were cute. Turns out it's the

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Speaker 2: internationally recognized symbol to tell people that you're a swinger.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't seem to suit you know what it means

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Speaker 3: because I agree with the woman try and I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: the pineapple pattern is very cute. How does that lead

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Speaker 3: to a swingers? Is there any explanation, any jump or

486
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Speaker 3: leap there?

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Speaker 2: No, But like bananas in your basket at the supermarket,

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Speaker 2: why does that mean that you want to hook up

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Speaker 2: with someone? I mean, that's just the way that things are.

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Speaker 4: Just rolls out that.

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Speaker 2: That's just what happens the outside. I mean she's claiming

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Speaker 2: she didn't realize it, but you.

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Speaker 3: Know, oh, you think she might have just been trying

494
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Speaker 3: to well, who knows, spice things up with it looks

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Speaker 3: like a bit of a sap.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just looking at the photos now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she wants she wants more. Well, we went

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Speaker 3: to the Mardi Gras. We've been in the mart together

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Speaker 3: the last few years, and I happened.

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Speaker 2: To you about to say you didn't know why people

501
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Speaker 2: were hitting on you. I might need to remind you

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Speaker 2: that you were walking around in Arseleer's chaps.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't put it like that.

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Speaker 3: I was I was going to say I was wearing

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Speaker 3: Arseleer's chaps, all right, And obviously that was sending signals

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Speaker 3: to a whole bunch of well millions of people.

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Speaker 4: But I feel like.

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Speaker 2: That's quite a blatant signal. It's not an accidental signal.

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Speaker 2: I feel like when you've got your ass out at

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Speaker 2: the Marty Gar it's kind of like, well, any analogy

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Speaker 2: I use there is going to go take us over

512
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Speaker 2: the edge. But you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I also painted the tushe.

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Speaker 15: Anyways, chaps, and you want to join the conversation with oh,

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Speaker 15: I accidentally got a whole bunch of guys hitting on

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Speaker 15: me at the Gay.

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Speaker 4: Center of Australia. Okay, great.

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Speaker 2: You actually you actually funnily enough, though not through a signal,

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Speaker 2: but they're one of my favorite stories about you. Woulds

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Speaker 2: it wasn't a signal, but you accidentally when you were

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Speaker 2: in Spain. You were on holiday in Spain. You just

522
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Speaker 2: heard the word, well you assumed that come on. You

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Speaker 2: heard that a few times, meant hello.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come on in everyone, and you were on.

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Speaker 2: You'd walk into a cafe and say come on, and

526
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Speaker 2: you had no idea that just you were just asking

527
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Speaker 2: for ham sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they's keep giving me ham sandwiches. I actually thought

529
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Speaker 3: Spain was like a tradition there. Walk into a place

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Speaker 3: and you get a ham sandwich, and I love Spain.

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Speaker 3: It's the first thing You're like, mate, it Spain's wild.

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Speaker 4: How good is the ham sandwich?

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Speaker 2: So the anyone who s five because these signals aren't

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Speaker 2: out there, these accidental signals. We have all heard about

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Speaker 2: the nappy sand in, the in the window, the the

536
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Speaker 2: I've used the wrong.

537
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 3: Means old man's out. So if you're a plumber or something,

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Speaker 3: get on in here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wild that it exists.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to Sally here. Sally, you've accidentally given

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Speaker 3: out the wrong signal.

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Speaker 10: Yes, how are you going?

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Speaker 8: Guys?

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Speaker 4: Good? Thank you Sally.

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Speaker 10: So when I was eighteen, I thought I wanted to

546
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Speaker 10: try the dating app. Oh yeah, and that has the

547
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Speaker 10: option of putting your interest. It was plenty of fish,

548
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 10: any fish, so it's how you you can pick your interest.

549
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Speaker 10: So I ticked water sports because I love swimming. And

550
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Speaker 10: then all of a sudden, I was getting all these

551
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Speaker 10: guys riding to me saying do you like golden showers?

552
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Speaker 10: And I was like, a minute, what is going on here?

553
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Speaker 10: So I googled it. It actually means you enjoy golden showers.

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Speaker 4: Good to know.

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Speaker 2: What about all those water polo fans out there, you

556
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 2: don't stand a chance of meeting a fellow baller.

557
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Speaker 10: Apparently it comes under a different checkpoint that says swimming,

558
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Speaker 10: and I was like, okay.

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Speaker 4: Cool, swimming point is all clear water sports.

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Speaker 10: Means golden shower.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

562
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Speaker 4: You go wow wow.

563
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Speaker 2: And we were techy enough to play champagne showers.

564
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Speaker 1: On top of that, it's the Will and Woody podcast.

565
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Speaker 3: We are talking about Adam Driver's new Berbery fragrance ad,

566
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Speaker 3: which makes no sense.

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Speaker 4: It is completely nonsensical.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know Adam Drives, it was Kylo Ran

569
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Speaker 3: in the new Star Wars trilogy.

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Speaker 4: He was in Marriage Story Girls. He was yeah, he's

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Speaker 4: a great actor. Yeah, he's a good, great actor.

572
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Speaker 3: He was good, my god, as he dropped the ball

573
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Speaker 3: because he's done this burbery ad. And look, he's not

574
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Speaker 3: the first celebrity to do a fragrance ad, which just

575
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense at all, nor speak to the smell of.

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Speaker 2: A fragrance add is that it doesn't make sense. That's

577
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Speaker 2: the first thing when you walk into the brainstorm from

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Speaker 2: a fragrance ad. They must have like on the whiteboard

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Speaker 2: circled cannot No one can derive any meaning from this.

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Speaker 4: What do remember that all the way through a guys.

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Speaker 3: Well, they've nailed the brief because in this one he

582
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Speaker 3: just runs around on a beach. He then swims with

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Speaker 3: a horse, and then the big I mean the spoiler

584
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Speaker 3: alert at the end he becomes a horse.

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Speaker 4: He becomes a centur.

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Speaker 2: I see again, I would just love see there's a

587
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Speaker 2: moment when someone's had that idea. Yeah, there's a moment

588
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: someone's had that idea. Wellco Riccardo Tissi is the visual

589
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Speaker 2: is that was like he's swimming with a horse. What if,

590
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 2: genius Ricardo, he becomes a horse?

591
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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Anyway, he's been of audio of the.

592
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Speaker 15: Ad Hero the New Fragrance from Men.

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Speaker 3: He actually sounds like his Star Wars character Kylo Wren.

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00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 3: And the thing is, you can say anything in a

595
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 3: fragrance that it just doesn't matter. So what I've done

596
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: here is I've added a few lines from his movie

597
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 3: Star Wars where he is Kylo Ren, and it actually

598
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 3: fits the ad.

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Speaker 11: No one has been able to get out with him.

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Speaker 7: What verbary Hero the New Fragrance from Men, that's.

601
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Speaker 4: The same thing.

602
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Speaker 1: Believe it, you believe that.

603
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Speaker 3: He can say anything there honestly, and speaking of saying anything,

604
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Speaker 3: Brad Pitt did an ad for for Chanelle just here.

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Speaker 2: We go on, so he has it's obviously as a

606
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 2: burbery ad. He's not just talking into an awful microphone.

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Speaker 4: I think he's deliberately done.

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Speaker 2: That's somebody trigger which works with the horse thing, That's

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 4: But he's being a horse that he's putting that deep voice.

611
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Speaker 2: On, he's doing the muffled I think he's.

612
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Speaker 4: Trying to be sexy. I think because the other part

613
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Speaker 4: of that fragrance ad is look sexy. Now. Brad Pitt

614
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Speaker 4: definitely looks sexy in his Chanelle number five ad, which

615
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Speaker 4: came out a number of years ago. But just listen

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Speaker 4: to Brad pitt Seally's fragrance.

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Speaker 16: It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go

618
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Speaker 16: on the world turns and we turn with it. But

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Speaker 16: whoever I go, there you are my look, my fate,

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Speaker 16: my fortune No. Number five inevitable?

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Speaker 4: What what? What did you even say?

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Speaker 2: Right?

623
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Speaker 4: He was just mumbling.

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Speaker 2: I was following that. I'm going to get that tattooed

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Speaker 2: somewhere on.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So look, because these fragrance has are so NONSENSI

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Speaker 3: sicle what I would love to do. Right up next,

628
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Speaker 3: I've got to produce this outside to find our most

629
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Speaker 3: brutal comments or reviews from our podcast. Apparently there's a

630
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Speaker 3: lot of them, which is straight up of fence. If

631
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Speaker 3: you want to get that podcast, by the way, Will

632
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Speaker 3: and Woody reerever you get your podcast. But they're going

633
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: to find our most brutal reviews. And then right after

634
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Speaker 3: this song, we're just going to read out the brutal

635
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Speaker 3: reviews about our podcast with some sexy music behind it,

636
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Speaker 3: and we're going to make it seem like a fragrance

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Speaker 3: ado and I think they'll sound just like Adam Driver

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Speaker 3: and just like Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no part of this is a good idea.

640
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Speaker 3: Nothing matters anymore because Adam Driver has just done the

641
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 3: most nonsensical fragrance ad that what is the world anymore? Honestly,

642
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 3: he's trying to sell a smell. Adam Driver Marriage story

643
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: is Adam Drivers Star Wars is Adam Driver trying to

644
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Speaker 3: sell a smell, And somehow selling a smell these days

645
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Speaker 3: is going for a swim with an horse, and the

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Speaker 3: horse with an or not an horse and horse, not

647
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: an horse and a horse, a horse, and then he

648
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: becomes an horse.

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Speaker 11: Were a hero? The new fragrance from him?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, He's not the only celebrity to do a nonsensical

651
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Speaker 3: fragrance ad. You know his co star actually from marriage. Sorry,

652
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: maybe it will scarlet your hands. And he said, driver,

653
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 3: do a fragrance ad. You just don't make any sense

654
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Speaker 3: with what you're saying. You make a couple of million

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Speaker 3: bucks here, scared you.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I'm not looking for a million things, just that

657
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Speaker 7: one perfect thing life.

658
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Speaker 1: That's the way, d Chinkbon, the.

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Speaker 4: One we're all dumber from hearing that.

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Speaker 2: I feel that way now.

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Speaker 3: Well, to prove just how nonsensical these fragrance adds are,

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Speaker 3: we've put together a bit of beautiful romantic music and

663
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Speaker 3: we've got the producers to give to us our most

664
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Speaker 3: brutal reviews that we've received on our podcast, which you

665
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Speaker 3: can get by the way, wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 2: I mean, those are hard to find, the brutal reviews. Oh,

667
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Speaker 2: the needle in a haystack. Apparently they did it, the

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Speaker 2: trawling for hours this morning.

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Speaker 4: They did it in a song.

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Speaker 2: Mate, No, no, I saw them here.

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Speaker 11: I heard them.

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00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: They were here early crack of dawn. There was a

673
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: message outloat guys, we've got to find some bad reviews.

674
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: Who's up for getting into the office at five am?

675
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: And I appreciate that guy's breakfast on us.

676
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 4: Good on you, it took us three minutes. Piss off

677
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 4: all of you, you bastards. All right, so here we go.

678
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: So we're going to try and deliver this in a

679
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 3: fragrance add sort of way again over the music.

680
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 4: And these are real reviews of our podcast. Okay we go.

681
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: Two white guys waffling, absolute nonsense, groundbreaking?

682
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 4: Which genius thought of this? Chanelle number five bad? I'm bad?

683
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 4: Actually not that brutal?

684
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 11: That one?

685
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 4: We do waffle?

686
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 2: Two white guys waffling? What do they say? Who thought

687
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: of this?

688
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: Which genius thought?

689
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 2: Genius thought of this? Ms actually quite a nice little

690
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 2: existential question. Yeah, very deep, like who came up with

691
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: radio comedy? Why did you always work so well? That's

692
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: a good review.

693
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've really flipped that, haven't we coppered? David sixty nine?

694
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 3: David sixty nine, Yeah, he's brutal, David.

695
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 4: A few of these bummy from David.

696
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. My favorite thing about a radio

697
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: show is good chemistry and great banter, which is why

698
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,479
Speaker 2: I don't listen to this radio show.

699
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 4: Wow wow, that's uh. I wind that one.

700
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: That was good.

701
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 4: That was a good savage.

702
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 2: I feel like I felt like they were lifting us

703
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: up there.

704
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was going well. Halfway through I was like, wow,

705
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 4: this is feeling really good.

706
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 2: And then they flipped out of nowhere.

707
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Speaker 4: They clearly wasn't David sixty nine. That was clever.

708
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: That was good year.

709
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 4: That was a clever one. All right, here we go.

710
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 4: I got the way.

711
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 3: I can't tell which one I hate the most, mainly

712
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 3: because I can't tell them apart they sound so generic.

713
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 4: Ah, we get that feedback a lot. Actually, that one

714
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 4: hurts as well. This was a bad idea.

715
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: Have you got another one in here?

716
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 12: Like?

717
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 5: No?

718
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 4: But you know, I don't know. I felt we should

719
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 4: end on like a laugh? Was I know? Do you

720
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 4: have a funny one?

721
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 9: Yeah?

722
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 2: I can try.

723
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, give it again.

724
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: The only reason I listened to this show is because

725
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 2: I get so much satisfaction switching it off.

726
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm genuinely flat. I'm genuinely flat.

727
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: The old thing about someone's gone to the trouble of

728
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: writing that as well. You know what I mean, Like,

729
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 2: they haven't just switched us off. They've been like, no, no, no,

730
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: I need to let them know that I enjoy switching

731
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: them off.

732
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 3: The satisfaction switches and off was so strong that they

733
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 3: went online rode that wave.

734
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so high off switching it off that

735
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: they then torched us.

736
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 4: So you guys can all do that right now, by

737
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 4: the way, switch us off satisfaction.

738
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

739
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 2: Now, look at the Olympics is on at the moment.

740
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: The commentary is getting a bit boring. I'm not even

741
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 2: allowed to say the word oh, as I did just then.

742
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: I'm meant to be saying the games because we haven't

743
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: bought the license to say the word. But there are

744
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 2: these big games going on right now in Japan. Am

745
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: I allowed to say? We're in Japan?

746
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

747
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, here in Tokyo. There are some games going on

748
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: in Tokyo, and the games are going well. But occasionally

749
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 2: during the games there's the odd game that's a bit boring,

750
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: and then the commentators end up talking about something that's

751
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 2: not actually going on the TV.

752
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 4: Because that position really very tough.

753
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: A couple of the time, it feels like they don't

754
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: know what the sport's about, so they kind of reach

755
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 2: and you know, all of a sudden, you're finding out,

756
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 2: you know, what Basil's mplus does on a Sunday morning

757
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 2: when he hasn't had a coffee at at am.

758
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 4: No one wants to know.

759
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: No one wants to know, No one wants to know.

760
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: But look, so there was a guy yesterday who was

761
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: trying to explain, and I can't play the audio because

762
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: we don't have the license, but he was trying, you

763
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: have to take my word for it.

764
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 4: Our hands are really tiny. Well are we kind of

765
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 4: why this?

766
00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 11: Now?

767
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 2: You know why we don't talk about these games because

768
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,959
Speaker 2: we can't play the audio. We've kind of in mentioned

769
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: the name of the event. He was explaining to the commentator.

770
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: He was with the expression, good.

771
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 4: Ay, gee, it's boring chat, isn't it shocking? Yeah?

772
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 2: But the thing is, I actually think I mean good

773
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: day is an exception. I think it's quite easy to explain.

774
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: It's a contraction of the of the of the word

775
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 2: good day or two words good day.

776
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

777
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 2: A lot of uzzy expressions are really hard to explain,

778
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: very hard to explain.

779
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 4: They're a bit off an't they're a bit weird? Weird?

780
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: We love weird slaying nonsensical? Yeah, like a lot of

781
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: them don't make sense at all. So what I've asked

782
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: on thirty one or six five is if you think

783
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 2: you're a particularly aussy bloke, please give us a call,

784
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: all right, And it looks like we've got John who's

785
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 2: given us a call from Penrith.

786
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 11: Good a, John, how are we boys? Now?

787
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,479
Speaker 2: Johnny? You rate yourself as a particularly Aussie bloke?

788
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm pretty ussy?

789
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: Okay.

790
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 4: What's the most aussy thing you've done? John?

791
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 11: But none?

792
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 2: Everything but none. That's about the most Australian answer you

793
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 2: could ever have.

794
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: Phenomenon absolutely now that you blitterally answer that question, you

795
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 3: didn't even have one, but none?

796
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 4: The right man? All right, John, John, John, John, John John?

797
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: First of all, So what I want, what I want

798
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 2: to do here is I want you, by the way,

799
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: if anybody else wants to try this as well, you

800
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: think you're a particularly Aussie bloke, give us a call.

801
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: I want you to try and explain an expression to us. Okay,

802
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 2: now this is just step one, all right, John? Can

803
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: can you explain the expression yeah nah to me? And

804
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: would you please.

805
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 11: No. Yeah, that's pretty pretty simple. Yeah. So basically you're

806
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 11: answering at the start of the year, but then you

807
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 11: can't do that.

808
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like you want to say yes and you

809
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: want to get around the guy who's asked the question.

810
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 4: Guy, girls, that's the question. But then you're finishing sleep.

811
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 7: Nah.

812
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, basically by the end of it.

813
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 4: Actually a pretty god explanation. That's the best explanation.

814
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: Not bad, John, because yeah, that doesn't make sense.

815
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 4: That's that. That is the best explanation that I've ever

816
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: start with. Just signed during your years what happened?

817
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, because you extended your year so

818
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: you had time to think about it.

819
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 4: And then you're like, nah, yeah, that was brilliant, good.

820
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 2: Stuff, John, Now, John, do you think that you could

821
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: explain Ossie expressions to a foreigner.

822
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 11: If you try to? But I probably wouldn't understand it.

823
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: What about if I gave you a hundred dollars door

824
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: dashed vouch you if you managed to do it for

825
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: three of them? All right, John Swart, John Swart, that's

826
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: all right, We're gonna have to watch that up next.

827
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 2: He is going to try and explain three Ossie expressions

828
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 2: to a foreigner right up next that I staying with

829
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 2: us and swilling what he jeez, maybe he's a bit

830
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 2: Australian for.

831
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 4: The bit we're gonna have to answer him.

832
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: On the other side, can Ozzie's explain our expressions to

833
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: a foreigner? John reckons you can? John, Welcome back to

834
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 2: the show. I hope you've minded your mouth since we

835
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 2: last spoke to you. I think the producers very good

836
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: talking to Now. Johnny, you get yourself one hundred dollars

837
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: door Dash voucher if you can do this correctly. I've

838
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 2: got I've got Serena who's joined us. Serena moved to

839
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 2: Australia six years ago. Serena, Welcome to the show.

840
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 9: Thank you now, Serenam.

841
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 11: It works.

842
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, and my husband at work to.

843
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 2: Brad Hi to brad Hi to brad now, Serena, Serena.

844
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: So there are obviously a few Australian expressions which you

845
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 2: would probably still find hard to understand. I reckon, Yeah, okay, great.

846
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: So here's the deal. So John's going to try and

847
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: explain the expression to you. If you managed to use

848
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: the expression in a sentence, you win one hundred dollars

849
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: door Dash voucher and John wins one hundred dollar doordas voucher.

850
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

851
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 9: Okay?

852
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: Okay, John on yes, please explain. Please explain the expression

853
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 2: piss in my pocket to Serena.

854
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, like you piss you pissed in my pocket? Like yeah,

855
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 11: like you're joking. I'm sure so, surely surely is not

856
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 11: telling them the truth?

857
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Serena, do you want to use you're pissing

858
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 3: in my pocket?

859
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 4: In my pocket?

860
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 3: But use it in a sentence like you've got to

861
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: you got to give it a just repeat the same, like,

862
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 3: use it in a sense how you would use it,

863
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 3: you know.

864
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 9: In my pocket telling me it's ruinding.

865
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 4: Because it's not actually right?

866
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 2: Now do you think it's pretty good? John, I'm not

867
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 2: giving it to you know, because you just used an

868
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: extension of the expression.

869
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 3: So out that I thought you unless she thought the

870
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: rain was actually the piss in the pockets, because that's the.

871
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 2: Extent of the expression, you say, don't pisce in my

872
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 2: pocket and tell me it's right?

873
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: Ah, right, okay, yeah, so she's she's heard it before.

874
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 2: John, we're going to go again. John, Please explain, Please

875
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 2: explain to Serena the expression carry on like a pork chop, you.

876
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 11: Going overboard being yeah, you're going out of bounds, like

877
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 11: to come on.

878
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 4: You're going out of bounds. Come on? Is that the

879
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 4: final explanation.

880
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 11: John, that's pretty good.

881
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 4: He's carrying on like a pork chop in his sentence.

882
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 9: Please, he's a really hot guy. But man, he's can

883
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 9: carry on like a pop chop.

884
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 2: But nothing.

885
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 4: They got it, Yeah, they got it. He's a hot

886
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 4: guy and cheesy carries on like a bog jump.

887
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: Well, do one more, John, We will do one more, mate,

888
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: Please explain to please explain to Serena the expression Bob's

889
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 2: your uncle.

890
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 11: I can't do it. Come on, John, we can do

891
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 11: it together.

892
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 4: Come on everyone, Come on, John, Why don't you use

893
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 4: Bob's your uncle in a sentence? First, John, I can't.

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Speaker 11: Bob's your uncle. I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: It's actually how I'll try, so Serena, Bob's your uncle is.

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Speaker 4: Like, you know, if you're hard, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: So you go like if you finish, If you're finish,

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Speaker 3: if you're explaining how to cook a carrot cake, for example,

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Speaker 3: you explain it really cooking, then you yeah, Bobs your

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Speaker 3: uncle that.

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Speaker 11: You can do it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then you go, Bob's your uncle like it

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Speaker 3: just happens. So Serena, with that explanation, can you use

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Speaker 3: Bob's your uncle in a sentence please?

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm gonna try. Add two cups of water to

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Speaker 9: the mixture, give it a stuff, ten minutes, and bob

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Speaker 9: your uncle.

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Speaker 4: Pretty much. Just use my example. Whatever hundred door dash

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Speaker 4: now send away to me. Well done, restaurants.

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Speaker 2: If you delivered to your door from door dash, well done.

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