Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think the people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 1: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 1: I was like an hour of Dillo trying to get
Speaker 1: ants out of a whole Bless yourself for the rude
Speaker 1: shocks of young adultsthood bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: Given't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, may this is just still to play a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 3: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, hid, Happy financial New Year?
Speaker 1: Oh? Happy through to that fucking fox tell out? I
Speaker 1: love that ad, Happy e of Firs. Happy your for stener.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I was raised in a drought. We didn't
Speaker 2: have pay TV. Thanks for rubbing it in.
Speaker 4: No happy for end of financial year sale? Was that
Speaker 4: giant ad Jenny? You know that price cuber Genezy?
Speaker 1: Hi Hi Happy EPs?
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 3: Happy Yeah Happy us?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? It's on YouTube?
Speaker 1: I need to hear medium my Spotify top one hundred.
Speaker 2: I just hate this time of year because everyone's going
Speaker 2: on about, Oh, I can't wait for my tax return.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to like talking about what they're going
Speaker 2: to spend. Yeah, tax return on. But when you're a
Speaker 2: bloody freelancer like me, you don't get a return. You're
Speaker 2: just o tax.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's on food and toilet paper for you?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Because you need to live?
Speaker 2: But I just said I don't get a tax return.
Speaker 2: I have to pay it.
Speaker 4: I was searching Happy E for some phe And now
Speaker 4: I will just preface this by saying I'm on breakfast
Speaker 4: radio hours everyone, so I've been since three am.
Speaker 1: And I know Jenna does it everywhere.
Speaker 2: And don't we know it all right?
Speaker 4: No, but Jenny, you don't have to entertain the masses
Speaker 4: on the biggest radio audience in the country.
Speaker 2: I will just say, okay, wow, Fox still happy If
Speaker 2: it's a is it gonna be one of those days
Speaker 2: I find you're really annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice that it's like the sound shocked that
Speaker 1: it hasn't been a while.
Speaker 2: A while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd be actually good for a long time.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, mom Da, if you're saving something,
Speaker 2: frail fox three are every year here.
Speaker 3: It's not as good as I remember.
Speaker 1: No, that's brilliant. That's what my children will be like
Speaker 1: on Christmas. I'll make him do musical numbers in the
Speaker 1: matching Peter Alexander pajamas.
Speaker 2: What are your kids names going to be? If you
Speaker 2: thought about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oscar, but with no R it'd be osc a Oscar. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. But why is there
Speaker 2: no are?
Speaker 1: Because it stands out from a crap?
Speaker 2: What about an ah Off?
Speaker 1: What are your kids' names? Garden Drop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Treep, no, I Theori. You haven't thought about that.
Speaker 1: Jenna, what will you name your spawn?
Speaker 3: I don't even know. I haven't thought about it.
Speaker 2: I love that you have thought about it. I just
Speaker 2: had this feeling that you would have already thought about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about girl's name?
Speaker 1: I like the name Cleo Clear today I didn't love
Speaker 1: you anyway. Yeah, Oscar and clear. We've discussed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Okay, who's going to be the spoof daddy?
Speaker 1: Well, we've had this discussion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Hayden's right.
Speaker 4: She's in one of my sister's embryos because he doesn't
Speaker 4: have any female family that I could take the.
Speaker 2: You could knock up his mum.
Speaker 1: Oh true, well.
Speaker 4: I could get an egg, like obviously she might not
Speaker 4: have an egg. Actually I don't know, but if she
Speaker 4: could give me an egg, we could have a baby
Speaker 4: and it would be fine. But that's weird going it's
Speaker 4: his mum's egg and also like grandma but also kind
Speaker 4: of mum.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a Neighbours storyline about that, when Libby
Speaker 2: couldn't get pregnant so Susan carried it like the grandmother
Speaker 2: was pregnant with her daughter's kid.
Speaker 1: I think, fuck they canceled that show then.
Speaker 2: No, there's part of me that's furious that they've canceled Neighbors,
Speaker 2: but I don't care enough to actually support the s
Speaker 2: to keep it alive. It's not good anymore, but rip Neighbors.
Speaker 2: I'll watch the last episode because they're bringing back Kylie Minogue,
Speaker 2: which is just bizarre. How are they going to bring
Speaker 2: her back?
Speaker 4: No, remember when Shane Warn died and like Kyler Managle
Speaker 4: feature zoom. Remember when the Olympics happened, zoom? I reckon
Speaker 4: she'll feature via zoom.
Speaker 2: No, there's already been pap shots of her filming on
Speaker 2: Ramsey three. Oh you're kidding, No, I never can I
Speaker 2: take a bit of not this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she lives in Melbourne too, You're right,
Speaker 1: I forgot. She's just recently moving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and her character was like a mechanic, I think.
Speaker 2: And there's pap shots of her filming on Ramsey three
Speaker 2: in the fucking overalls, and I'm like, as if she
Speaker 2: would have had no career progression in twenty years, like
Speaker 2: she's still just a fucking vocatic.
Speaker 1: I won't be watching.
Speaker 2: It's so unrealistic whenever they have characters just randomly show
Speaker 2: up unannounced, like I would never do that to any
Speaker 2: of my family. Yeah, I know, I haven't seen you
Speaker 2: in twenty years. I'm just going to show up on
Speaker 2: and out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you had my baby, then that car
Speaker 4: drive off that cliff, and then we had that penguin plague.
Speaker 1: So terrible storyline.
Speaker 2: Now, can I tell you I'm a little bit stressed
Speaker 2: about today's episode of the podcast. Why because I wanted
Speaker 2: to make you lime milkshakes because we were talking about
Speaker 2: this last week. I wanted to prove to you just
Speaker 2: how gorgeous the lime milkshake is because it's my favorite,
Speaker 2: and you guys thought it would be feralrue. And I've
Speaker 2: ordered six liters of milkshake topping. S Did you put
Speaker 2: that on the kideo idea? Yeah, on the company car,
Speaker 2: and I've brought in my fucking neutral bullet so i
Speaker 2: can make milkshakes. Look it's here.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's not a sound effect. I'm not pressing anything.
Speaker 2: But the bloody topping has not shown up yet. And
Speaker 2: when I go on the tracking number, it says that
Speaker 2: it's due to arrive today. Okay, it's now eleven forty
Speaker 2: am and it's still not here. So I'm just hoping
Speaker 2: it all rocks up during the episode.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what I'm going to do.
Speaker 4: I'm going to quickly call Daisy in aarm reception and
Speaker 4: pull her through and I'm going to say, Daisy, you
Speaker 4: call the kids hotline.
Speaker 1: When it arrives.
Speaker 2: Okay, Daisy, it's urgent.
Speaker 1: Is that key?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: Is that ws?
Speaker 2: This is a great song, I believe.
Speaker 1: I don't know the words an reception, Daisy, Yes, Hi, Daisy,
Speaker 1: it's Mitch.
Speaker 5: Mitch gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Has a favor to ask.
Speaker 2: So you know how I said that there's a delivery
Speaker 2: coming for Mitch Cherry. Oh yes, when it gets here,
Speaker 2: can you call the Kiss hotline and let us know
Speaker 2: asap because we need it urgently for the podcast and
Speaker 2: it's still.
Speaker 3: Not a right okay, suing, selling, selling.
Speaker 1: I will call you guys as soon as it arrives.
Speaker 3: Bye bye?
Speaker 1: Did she sweet?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: She's gorgeous? Can you believe that I had to order
Speaker 2: six leaders of it? Like it was a minimum order?
Speaker 2: Because I think it was, you know, a wholesale or whatever,
Speaker 2: like the sort of thing that people would used to
Speaker 2: stock up their fish and chip supplies. Like I had
Speaker 2: to buy that much that was the minimum? What am
Speaker 2: I going to do with fucking five point nine Leaders?
Speaker 2: Once they've poured a tiny bit in the milktown?
Speaker 1: If I like it, I'll be taking home at least two.
Speaker 2: Maybe I just put it in Jenner's prize covered thanks
Speaker 2: listener on the show Wins a signed bottle of lime syrup.
Speaker 1: Thanks leaving, and is it just you?
Speaker 4: We just get those little baggies that people put recreational
Speaker 4: drugs in, but we just put one squirt of lime.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, well, if it is your first
Speaker 1: time were sitting hi everyone? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Every week we start the show the same way. Something
Speaker 4: we've noticed, something we hate, or something we appreciate. They're
Speaker 4: our igems. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's today.
Speaker 4: Mine is a simple observation. I've had something I've noticed
Speaker 4: and it urged me because times have changed and I
Speaker 4: feel like we're using outdated terms in everyday life.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this sounds a bit woke. Yeah, mine, Mine
Speaker 2: is something I've noticed as well. Should I kick it off? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You start yours?
Speaker 2: Alright, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Youricking?
Speaker 2: Marge Simpson needs to retire.
Speaker 1: Wait from the shower, from whatever work she does?
Speaker 2: Well, whoever does the voice over her Name's Julia Kavna
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, Kevana.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've watched any recent episodes of
Speaker 2: the Simpsons, have you.
Speaker 1: I can't say I have no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I can't say. Many people you.
Speaker 4: Used to love it in the back in the day.
Speaker 4: I love the Simpsons, but I've dropped off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they're going to ask neighbors, they may as
Speaker 2: well acts Simpsons. They are a package deal for me
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh yes, either what was on after the Neighbors?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Simpsons at six and the Neighbors at six thirty absolutely
Speaker 2: loved it. And so I don't know, maybe this voice
Speaker 2: actress has been smacking daries down her face for decades
Speaker 2: because she does not sound the same. She does not
Speaker 2: sound like a well woman.
Speaker 4: Let me wait, can you jenn out? Can you google
Speaker 4: while we work because you've got this? Can you google
Speaker 4: how old she was when she started them at her age?
Speaker 2: Now they're up to season thirty three, and so she
Speaker 2: has been doing it for a long time. And so
Speaker 2: I'm just going to do a comparison for you all gay.
Speaker 2: So this is like og Marge Simpson, this is the
Speaker 2: voice that we all know and love.
Speaker 3: Well, I learned a lesson.
Speaker 7: Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less
Speaker 7: of a.
Speaker 2: Ban right, And so now this is what she sounds like. Now,
Speaker 2: this minderless. All the cues for the entire production.
Speaker 7: I definitely ran a tight shep, but a fun everyone loved.
Speaker 1: Obviously, it's different.
Speaker 2: I know she sounds like she's in pain, doesn't she.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she's seconds away from death.
Speaker 2: I know. I feel like because that voice is obviously
Speaker 2: not her natural voice, just to put that on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it just feels like she's done years of straining her
Speaker 2: vocals and like her throat is that damage. Not only
Speaker 2: there's that chick voice Marge, she does Patty and Selma
Speaker 2: as well. So it's a lot of just grunting into
Speaker 2: a microphone.
Speaker 1: And those characters are long term smokers exactly.
Speaker 2: So I feel like after thirty three seasons, she's just
Speaker 2: fucked her voice. She needs to retire.
Speaker 3: Well, when she first started, she was thirty nine. Okay, wow,
Speaker 3: now she's seventy two.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, the poor bitty hang on play
Speaker 2: the most recent one again. If knowing that she's seventy two,
Speaker 2: that changes everything.
Speaker 1: Seventy two year old March this.
Speaker 7: Minderless all the cues for the entire production. I definitely
Speaker 7: ran a tight shep, but in a fun way.
Speaker 2: Everyone loved. Obviously, God let the bitch rest. She needs
Speaker 2: to retire. I feel like she would have made plenty
Speaker 2: of coin off voicing. Marge Simpson, she's good for it.
Speaker 2: Let her retire. It sounds like she's still ruggle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they make royalties from that too, like they
Speaker 4: would make if they could stop working and still get
Speaker 4: money from the shows.
Speaker 2: Just like rerun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, I've got big news.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just got a message from Daisy.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck off she.
Speaker 3: Goes honey buns ice cream delivery.
Speaker 1: Does she mean the green syrup?
Speaker 2: She's bloody better? Is it just to you?
Speaker 3: Yes? I asked, do you mean the syrup? Apologies for
Speaker 3: the interruption, but.
Speaker 2: It's a big no.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you did you please.
Speaker 3: Me, she's seen it.
Speaker 4: Can you can we auditioned for because we could call
Speaker 4: mat groaning and say we could do it.
Speaker 2: I used to be pretty good at the Mard Simpson laugh.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could these days. But it
Speaker 2: was like, oh yeah, oh me, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: don't need to do it. Wow, I just blew myself away,
Speaker 2: then do it again. What can I say? What's something?
Speaker 2: She would say? Well, I've learned a lesson. Just because
Speaker 2: you're a lesbian doesn't make you less of a being
Speaker 2: hey with training. Oh my god, Wow, fuck this show.
Speaker 1: Sam.
Speaker 2: Can you get Matt grown on the line plate.
Speaker 1: Get Mat groaning again, and get Fox Studios on things.
Speaker 3: Daisy made a mistake, of course, why she said, Oh no,
Speaker 3: I mean the Buller ice cream.
Speaker 2: I got that two hours ago. That's been in the
Speaker 2: fucking corporate freezer since I got here two hours.
Speaker 4: I've never teld her to call the number and follow
Speaker 4: the instructions as told three minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Sorry, we're sidetracked.
Speaker 4: Wow, that was such a good Marge. I'm really impressed.
Speaker 4: I can do a good Maggie.
Speaker 3: That was pretty good.
Speaker 2: No, that's like in the early episodes of The Simpsons.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounded like, but they changed. It is
Speaker 2: more of like a I don't know, Oh, I can
Speaker 2: find Maggie Simpson's sound effect, because that doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: that anymore.
Speaker 1: They have a whole Maggie movie on Disney, plus a
Speaker 1: new one. I watched it. She says, nothing, the whole.
Speaker 2: Film, Wow, sounds fascinating.
Speaker 1: It was Maggie Maggie x star Wars. She was into
Speaker 1: the Star Wars world. True.
Speaker 2: God, see what I mean? They just need to stop.
Speaker 1: See that's the new one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you do any Simpsons characters?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I try literally when through all of them? All right, Marge?
Speaker 1: Should I do my agent?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 1: All right, let's do my agent. Let's go. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Do you think we should phase out saying
Speaker 1: do you have a pen?
Speaker 2: Why? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was on the phone the other day and I
Speaker 1: was trying to get an address for somewhere and you
Speaker 1: and I hold on, ye, I'll get it for you.
Speaker 1: All right, you have a pen, babe, I'm on an iPhone.
Speaker 1: I got notes. I don't need a pen. We don't
Speaker 1: need to ask that question anymore.
Speaker 2: Ever, It's actually true, because when they do, the answer
Speaker 2: most often is no, I don't.
Speaker 1: Every time.
Speaker 2: I used to have pens in my backpack in the car,
Speaker 2: but now I don't know where. Only bloody pens are gone,
Speaker 2: even right here in this studio. One time I needed
Speaker 2: a pen, I'm like, this is nothing, oh one hundred,
Speaker 2: trying to write you a note?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm the same Back in when I was
Speaker 4: in high school, the last couple of days, everyone was
Speaker 4: writing on iPads.
Speaker 1: The pens don't even exist anymorely, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was at a country high school, so we weren't
Speaker 2: that advanced. But iPads. That actually sounds harder it was.
Speaker 1: It is. It's harder for what it is.
Speaker 4: But I thought there definitely are other things that we
Speaker 4: say that the new generation would not understand. Like in
Speaker 4: ten years time, the kids are growing up, we'll just
Speaker 4: write everything in their notes.
Speaker 1: They won't know why would they need a pan?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I've noticed?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my handwriting has gotten shocking because I never handwrite
Speaker 2: things anymore. So when I do need to, I'm like, shit, man,
Speaker 2: that's ugly. That is not good.
Speaker 1: What about this? I thought about some others? Roll down
Speaker 1: the window?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's no rolling. You wouldn't wind down the
Speaker 2: window with the crank.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Also, when you pull up in traffic right and you're
Speaker 4: next to a friend, you go, oh my god, there's Mitchell.
Speaker 1: You don't go like, yeah, you wind The.
Speaker 2: Gesture you do is like wind the window down.
Speaker 1: I have never had a car with wind down windows,
Speaker 1: have you?
Speaker 2: I think my dad ute had it? Y, yes, but that's.
Speaker 5: What I mean.
Speaker 1: Our generation will, but these kids will not understand wind down? Now,
Speaker 1: what the fuck does that mean? What about rewind? You
Speaker 1: don't rewind?
Speaker 4: Rewind is VHS you would actually literally rewind, yeah, because
Speaker 4: you were rewinding about the physical tape.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when you'd have to rewind the whole
Speaker 2: thing from like the end to the beginning?
Speaker 1: Yea, what did you have to do again?
Speaker 2: You'd have to like double tap the rewind button. Then
Speaker 2: it would just go like it would go really fast.
Speaker 4: And the movie people would there'd be a sticker on it.
Speaker 4: They would like, don't forget to rewind?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they'd be pretty pissed off at fucking Video
Speaker 2: Easy if you gave back a video and it's in
Speaker 2: the end credit.
Speaker 1: Were you with a Video Easy family?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 1: I was civic. I was a civic family.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I remember the like the month before they
Speaker 4: closed down, they called everyone up and said these are
Speaker 4: outstanding credits, and we had.
Speaker 1: Like four thousand dollars with a credit. What, well, you're
Speaker 1: shutting down. We're not paying you axun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to do? Pitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What about hang up?
Speaker 2: I mean you still use that jargon, but no, you're
Speaker 2: not technically slamming the phone down.
Speaker 1: No, hanging up literally used to get the old phone
Speaker 1: on a on a coil and you would hang it
Speaker 1: on the on the little clip. You do not hang
Speaker 1: up your phone? What would you say, now put down
Speaker 1: or like end call, end call?
Speaker 2: Hey hey, tap screen a tap screen? You know what?
Speaker 2: I remember vividly once our drama teacher just had to
Speaker 2: go at us all because you know that gesture you
Speaker 2: do to pretend you're on the phone when you sick
Speaker 2: your thumb and you're pinky at put it up to
Speaker 2: your ear? Oh yes, yes, yeah, they're like phones don't
Speaker 2: look like that anymore. So like stop holding your hand
Speaker 2: to your ear like that, pretending you're on the phone.
Speaker 2: You do it like this, Yeah, pretend you're holding an iPhone.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that is so true. Where did
Speaker 2: this come from? What is that?
Speaker 1: Shackers?
Speaker 2: That gesture? Why people that for a phone?
Speaker 1: Ye're true?
Speaker 4: In acting school, my acting teacher in New York, My
Speaker 4: her biggest gripe was never to do this. If you
Speaker 4: did a scene and you had a like you didn't
Speaker 4: mind define, she'll kill you.
Speaker 1: She was off the stage. You have to actually because
Speaker 1: that's I.
Speaker 2: Literally just had that.
Speaker 1: You're acting teacher. I just said that was she acting?
Speaker 2: I said. My drama teacher in high school, and I
Speaker 2: told I said, exactly what you just said.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear.
Speaker 2: What did you think I was talking about?
Speaker 1: I thought you said English?
Speaker 2: Why would my English teacher talk about that?
Speaker 4: And I thought you guys were just doing it in class,
Speaker 4: like what assignment?
Speaker 1: When's it? You call me about it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: When I did acting, we were told never.
Speaker 1: Very funny. I'm on breakfast hours, like I said, very
Speaker 1: brain fried. I didn't hear. I honestly did not even
Speaker 1: compute what you were saying. What.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna listen to you either.
Speaker 1: I am listening.
Speaker 2: I repeated my story.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted mentally.
Speaker 3: That was funny.
Speaker 1: I have one more suitcase.
Speaker 2: He just started to one up it by being like
Speaker 2: when I was in New York.
Speaker 1: I my brain literally went, oh, I have a story
Speaker 1: that's similar to that.
Speaker 2: It's exactly.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You got something on your mind?
Speaker 8: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 8: get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do what is it just you? We've done
Speaker 1: our gyms? How is it just me? It's now time
Speaker 1: to hand it over to you, the idiots, to get
Speaker 1: one in for yourself, and you can hit us up,
Speaker 1: send us voice message in the DMS.
Speaker 2: Right yep, at couple of mitches on Instagrams where you
Speaker 2: can find us and you're also allowed to come on
Speaker 2: as a caller.
Speaker 1: I love my.
Speaker 2: Favorite thing to do. Oh hello, did I not prove
Speaker 2: myself right last week? How fun was the talk back
Speaker 2: team segment?
Speaker 1: Yes? I thought it was absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 2: I love having callers on.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Sarah. She sent us this
Speaker 1: on Instagram.
Speaker 9: Hi, Sarah, Is it just me or is it the
Speaker 9: most relieving and satisfying thing? When you go to put
Speaker 9: petrol in your car and the pump that you're on,
Speaker 9: the number is clearly indicated. You don't have to try
Speaker 9: and work it out looking at all the different numbers
Speaker 9: that are like up the very top, like on the sign.
Speaker 9: It's just there in front of you, no messing around,
Speaker 9: no stress.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I agree. Oh yeah, because you'd think
Speaker 2: that in this day and age, they would have figured out. Oh,
Speaker 2: people find this confusing. Let's make it super obvious. Yes,
Speaker 2: which one is which? Because you know, when they've just
Speaker 2: got the two numbers next to each other, it's like,
Speaker 2: well the car in front or the car behind? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like five or six?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love it when they do that stacking effect.
Speaker 1: Oh, like it's but just above it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a little bit three D, like there's five,
Speaker 2: and then a little bit further behind the cube that
Speaker 2: says six. I'm like, oh, okay, so the one at
Speaker 2: the back is six.
Speaker 1: You know they should do they should spray paint the
Speaker 1: numbers where you park your car, just on the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then when you pull in, you go, I'm on five.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why do they make it so hard?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And they make them so small. Sometimes I swear they're
Speaker 1: like a playing card, like you, no car? What number?
Speaker 4: I I have gotten so cocky with it. I don't
Speaker 4: even tell them, Oh okay, I'm paying all.
Speaker 2: I just go silver Astro mate figure it out.
Speaker 4: I wonder if I've ever paid for someone else's petrol
Speaker 4: because they didn't know, but they didn't want to seem
Speaker 4: like they didn't. It's like, yeah, sure, you've just paid
Speaker 4: twelve dollars for a motorbike's petrel.
Speaker 2: I actually only found out recently. Did you know that
Speaker 2: when you pull into the servo to fill up your car,
Speaker 2: when you first pick up the pump, Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 2: start squirting right away. Yeah, And sometimes it takes ages
Speaker 2: for the bastard to start working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's quicker than others. It's because the guy or
Speaker 2: girl inside the servo has to physically like approve yes,
Speaker 2: like they must. I don't know. Do they get a
Speaker 2: notification saying, oh, someone's trying to use a pump and
Speaker 2: they have to actually turn it on.
Speaker 1: It happened to me, honestly this morning.
Speaker 4: I went at five am or radio in the brief sails,
Speaker 4: and it was raining and I had no petrol and
Speaker 4: I pulled and I put my finger and it wouldn't pump.
Speaker 4: I'm like, there's no one else here, what's happening?
Speaker 1: He was cleaning the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're always faughfing about, except the counter always a
Speaker 2: ways my guy, because I live not far from a
Speaker 2: twenty four hour servop, and he has seen me at
Speaker 2: my worst. I'm sure at my absolute worst, because sometimes
Speaker 2: I'll come home at what four am, and even though
Speaker 2: there are twenty four to seven servo, there's some point
Speaker 2: in the night where the automatic doors don't just open again.
Speaker 2: They have to manually. Yep. I'll let him in and say,
Speaker 2: sometimes I just stand at the glass doors, wanting me
Speaker 2: meet Pie before I go blackout in bed. I just
Speaker 2: stand at the glass doors looking a wreck.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, like a zombie movie, terrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And i can just see him stacking shelves and
Speaker 2: I'm like, do I knock? And sometimes I might try
Speaker 2: and like wave or something, and then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh shit, he must have been expecting someone at four
Speaker 2: thirty five am. And then I just kind of walk in,
Speaker 2: just like trying not to stumble.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, my locals server station, you're trying to
Speaker 1: sell me on the healthy fruit. Like you walk in
Speaker 1: and there's grapes. I might listen here. Know what you're
Speaker 1: made for, service station, You're made for chicken.
Speaker 3: Rolls, Magnums always mag.
Speaker 1: One lid of pumps that are nine dollars.
Speaker 4: Ye, boost bars in the double pack and that's fucking it.
Speaker 2: And the favorites for forty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a raady coffee that I will enjoy, revolting flowers,
Speaker 1: terrible flowers, day old donuts, oh yes, the day old donuts,
Speaker 1: and two for one tik tag deals. Don't try to
Speaker 1: sell me on grapes away.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's there's a few areas of improvement, not.
Speaker 1: Yet the numbersiple and sorry, Jenna. A petrol station.
Speaker 2: Is when people know how to drive.
Speaker 1: You need to fill up.
Speaker 3: I used to get the day old donuts.
Speaker 1: Why would you be in a petrol station for the smell?
Speaker 3: Live near one? There used to be my afternoon treat.
Speaker 1: Oh really? Is it on your way to the surgery
Speaker 1: with your doctor? What with your plastic surgeon?
Speaker 5: Huh? You know?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well we're taking a couple of weeks off
Speaker 2: after this episode because Jenna's getting a boob job.
Speaker 3: To gum gra for yours.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it's not, they don't exist.
Speaker 2: It's getting your tits done, fossil. We're all friends here.
Speaker 2: We can we can tell the truth.
Speaker 1: And you don't need it, but if you want to,
Speaker 1: and you know, she's got a Mandakell's doctorate, it'll be
Speaker 1: such a good surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you anyway, thanks for that. Sarah is coming.
Speaker 1: Keep them coming in all right? Shall we move on? Everybody?
Speaker 2: Well, we were supposed to do the milkshake thing here,
Speaker 2: but it still hasn't arrived.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you made a milkshake opener and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. Well, we've got a plan B as well,
Speaker 2: because Jenna, when I walked into the office today. I
Speaker 2: was sulking and I said to Mitch, my friends and
Speaker 2: I were going to go to karaoke tonight.
Speaker 1: He was actually upset.
Speaker 2: I was quite excited.
Speaker 1: Someone's calling the kiss hotline and it could be a
Speaker 1: celebrity or I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh my god, that is weird time.
Speaker 1: And I'll be official in case. Hello, it's his kiss.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 2: She right, Jenna, run n go you down there?
Speaker 1: No, wait, Daisy, can you bring it up?
Speaker 6: I will bring it up.
Speaker 1: We love to talk to bring it up, Daisy.
Speaker 5: We love you.
Speaker 1: Do you need anything mich soda, water or anything for
Speaker 1: the milk? Can you bring I'd love sparkling? Yeah, actually
Speaker 1: make it to Actually you have a coke zero there?
Speaker 1: Let me get a coke zero.
Speaker 5: Thank you, and n.
Speaker 1: I'm good, okay, Jenna's good. Thanks, thanks Daisy.
Speaker 2: That is perfect.
Speaker 1: Shut fuck your story up, shout it by Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh wow, Well you can play my milkshake.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard these all right, this is a very
Speaker 1: exciting time. Everybody.
Speaker 2: My milkshake brings other boys to the yard and they're like,
Speaker 2: it's better than yours. Yeah. That is a medieval version
Speaker 2: of milkshake back from one of Jenna's past live.
Speaker 1: Yes, I played you saw this live, didn't you? At
Speaker 1: the first Glastonbury.
Speaker 2: What year was this number one on the chart? Seventeen
Speaker 2: thirty And they just etched the charts into stone, didn't they.
Speaker 1: It was just on a viny wall.
Speaker 2: I just etched it into a breage it was anyway.
Speaker 2: So last week on the podcast, remember I was talking
Speaker 2: about how much I love lime milkshakes.
Speaker 4: Yes, we did our talkback Tings live, which is now
Speaker 4: officially an annual event, and we had a collar on
Speaker 4: who agreed with you after your Origimal said yes, lime milkshakes.
Speaker 2: A lot of people backing me up, saying that lime
Speaker 2: milkshakes are amazing, but they're quite hard to come by
Speaker 2: these days, and you two were just like, oh no,
Speaker 2: they sound foul. Well, I'm here to change your mind today.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to just give you my case lime god
Speaker 4: just in a pinacolia, in maybe a mehida, but in
Speaker 4: a creamy like substance that will curdle in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Is that the benefit is that what you want?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but it's lime flavor. It's not actually
Speaker 2: squeezing lime lime flavor.
Speaker 1: I can't understand how it's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I'm about to prove you wrong. So the
Speaker 2: syrup is on the way up. Sam, can you please
Speaker 2: run to the corporate kitchen down in the freezer at
Speaker 2: the bottom. I've got the ice cream as well, and
Speaker 2: it's spoon if you don't mind.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sam.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna make you lime milkshakes. Have brought me
Speaker 2: neutrable it in.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited. I love a milkshake. I mean, look
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 4: I'm a dairy boy. I love my dairy. I saw
Speaker 4: it that night. I went out and I saw a
Speaker 4: lime milkshaking action. I posted it on Injuran idiots memory
Speaker 4: saw it and it was full. I can't say it
Speaker 4: looked like it had been purchased.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, it is like I was googling every cafe
Speaker 2: in the area.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: We can just you know, get lime milkshakes pre made,
Speaker 2: but no one really does them anymore, not many people.
Speaker 2: And so I had to order this syrup and it
Speaker 2: was minimum six liters, but I got two three liter
Speaker 2: bottles and I've got a second flavor as well as
Speaker 2: lime taste. After after the lime one.
Speaker 4: Run me through as Daisy, the receptionist brings it up.
Speaker 4: It literally has just been couried in from I can
Speaker 4: only assume Willy WONKAUS factory. But you were the other
Speaker 4: base ingredients because you don't want to made the water simple.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Sam's getting the ice cream. I've got some.
Speaker 1: Milk here for cream good.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the ratio is. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: it's gonna measure with my heart. I have a bit
Speaker 2: of flavor, a bit of ice cream, bit of milk.
Speaker 2: But because I've got the neutrable it, I reckon I
Speaker 2: can put a little bit more ice cream to make
Speaker 2: it like a thick shake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like a thicker shake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you justie, it's one of those pitting
Speaker 2: milkshake makers. You can't really put much ice cream in there,
Speaker 2: can you know?
Speaker 1: And you're going to give us these milkshakes, and we're
Speaker 1: going to tell you if you like them or not.
Speaker 1: That's it. We're going to tell you if we're sold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just well, I am going to prove
Speaker 2: for you that they don't fucking curdle. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just picturing actual.
Speaker 2: It's lime flavored. I can't believe you haven't had it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Daisy is here, Come on in, come
Speaker 4: on in days a days.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's in a box. Okay, take it
Speaker 1: to Mitch.
Speaker 2: I can't even tell you how perfect this timing was.
Speaker 2: We were about to We're like, oh, that's not here yet,
Speaker 2: we may as well skip the segment, and then you
Speaker 2: called it was amazing. I'm just making lime milkshakes. Do
Speaker 2: you want to try one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what, why not?
Speaker 2: The MIC's not on, Mitch.
Speaker 3: I am keen for a lime milkshake.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm cranking days.
Speaker 1: You've done such a great job.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 1: Hold it up. I want to see.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, that's the lime therarep?
Speaker 1: It looks like sod.
Speaker 2: Should I put a little bit of the flavoring on
Speaker 2: the outside of the glass?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Decoration?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes? Do you want some milkshake making music?
Speaker 2: What were you going to pull?
Speaker 1: I actually I got some ready. This is my milkshake music.
Speaker 1: It works, it works.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Mitchell Dinah, Okay, I'm going to stand up.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's putting you in the glass. Oh he's doing
Speaker 1: the Oh my god, I'm selling pressed.
Speaker 2: I worked in macafe, mate, I know what what I've
Speaker 2: done a little breath as of lime around.
Speaker 1: So Jenna. He's putting in the drizzle on the side.
Speaker 1: He looks like green zombie blood.
Speaker 3: It's it's it is green.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I can smell the lime. It's very limey.
Speaker 2: I'm in mickles and you can't smell anything.
Speaker 1: No, I can't. It's a viscous like figure. It's like
Speaker 1: seamen consistency.
Speaker 2: That you'll ruin my meal.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of lime. Please you drink more of
Speaker 1: it if you do. All right, it's going in the blender.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, good, right.
Speaker 2: Here we go. That's a good color. I think I've
Speaker 2: got the lime ratio.
Speaker 1: Well, you'd know. I've never ordered one in my life.
Speaker 1: Is that the color of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a pastel green. He's got a bit
Speaker 2: of a gliger. I probably should have blended it longer,
Speaker 2: but whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, now is the moment of truth.
Speaker 2: All right, you're ready for your lime milkshake.
Speaker 1: Dye, I'm ready. Let's go, Jennik. You pass me a liming.
Speaker 1: Oh it looks gorgeous. You take one, Mitch, cheers, cheers.
Speaker 2: Enjoy, I know your bloody cheese.
Speaker 5: Cheers.
Speaker 2: You want to drink out of the bottle.
Speaker 1: I'm anxious.
Speaker 2: I'll let you go first.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. So this is a lime milkshake.
Speaker 1: Keeping it simple. It looks good. The smell is very sweet.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm gonna eat my words. It's sensational. How
Speaker 1: I love the lime milkshake.
Speaker 2: It's almost ridiculous. How right I am so often?
Speaker 1: Hold on, Jenna, you'll be the real Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it tastes like a paddle pop. I love it.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: I think I could actually do with a bit more line.
Speaker 5: I don't reckon.
Speaker 2: I've done enough flavoring, but you get the idea I want.
Speaker 1: What can you pour some straight in?
Speaker 2: You? Do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, what's going on? We all agreed that the
Speaker 10: lime milkshakes the greatest milkshake of all time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want one? Petho will make you one. Come in,
Speaker 1: po is back. He's a fan of the Lime milkshaw.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to make more.
Speaker 9: As an ex Coffee Club employee the Coffee Club, this
Speaker 9: is the perc we say we used to get the
Speaker 9: doughnut king.
Speaker 1: Thank you Daisy for your servant.
Speaker 2: Thank you Daisy, and said, are you a fan already
Speaker 2: of the lime already? Fuck yeah, I knew I find someone.
Speaker 10: Is this the Fruit Warrior blender?
Speaker 1: Do you have the big one?
Speaker 2: I got the expensive one? But where's your cup? Yea, No,
Speaker 2: look that just looks grim. Sorry, no, don't knock it.
Speaker 1: No, it's good with more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're coming to Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Is that what you remember? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you do me a favorite? Add an extreme amount
Speaker 1: of lime. I want to go lime crazy, god?
Speaker 2: Lime?
Speaker 1: Odd?
Speaker 3: Yeah, your dongue is green green?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, that's not healthy.
Speaker 2: Gone and a third amount?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, And that's what I wants.
Speaker 2: Nothing like lime though, that's the thing that's the not
Speaker 2: a bit of citrus in this at all.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's green.
Speaker 1: That's what I want. That's ghost. Can I say we've
Speaker 1: attracted an audience out there and the team who's out
Speaker 1: there and who votes? So zay and you're out there?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Do you like the lime milkshake?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: I don't.
Speaker 1: Then come in here, come try it. We'll change you. Ella.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Then get in here. We have
Speaker 1: to Mitch is going to convert people. Yeah, Sam, if
Speaker 1: you're doing the Lord's work, that's the guest Mike, that's you.
Speaker 3: I've been converted.
Speaker 1: Good All right, line up, one at a time, zaying, mitches,
Speaker 1: they brought their cup of good all right, I would
Speaker 1: like to try this super strong one as well.
Speaker 10: Thanks cheers. No, that does just taste like vanilla.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 10: It doesn't taste like lime.
Speaker 2: Get out. I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 1: It kind of tunds like a rainbow a little bit.
Speaker 10: Yes, that's what I said.
Speaker 3: It tastes like a paddle pop.
Speaker 1: All right, we've converted ella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's only a little bit left.
Speaker 10: I'm less hostile than I was before. I'll say that good.
Speaker 2: I can't believe people actually thought that you'd be putting
Speaker 2: citrus in there. It's a flavor.
Speaker 1: I'm like a kid in again. I've got so much
Speaker 1: sugar in you now.
Speaker 10: Your teeth are deadset green, Mitch, What the green goblins?
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste like anything.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just kind of like a Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: extended vanilla, that's all it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've been slaving away over these milkshakes for hours. I
Speaker 2: bend over backwards for you lot, and this is the thanks.
Speaker 10: I get well made milkshake.
Speaker 1: Thank you, lovely now I believe there's a secret, secret flavor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to do a minimum six leaders.
Speaker 3: What what is it?
Speaker 2: Do you remember Nora last week when she called through
Speaker 2: banging on about blue Heaven and she said that they
Speaker 2: taste like children.
Speaker 1: Hello Nora, Hi Nora, Hi Norah.
Speaker 6: How are you going?
Speaker 2: It says here that you want to talk about limes.
Speaker 2: Please please tell me you're on my side more.
Speaker 6: No, I prefer blue Heaven. Blue What blue Heaven milkshake?
Speaker 6: It's just really really sweet and delicious and tastes like
Speaker 6: a child in a cup.
Speaker 2: Tastes like a child. How many children have you tasted
Speaker 2: to know what children taste like?
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to say like that in the sense
Speaker 6: like sweetness, like how kids love sweetness in lowly take.
Speaker 2: It back to Yeah, I got blue Heaven. God, I'm
Speaker 2: about to find and I have no idea.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting because blue is not a flavor.
Speaker 2: And there's no description on it to even slightly indicateable.
Speaker 1: Can you read it? What does it say?
Speaker 2: There's no description on it, there's nothing. There's blue Heaven.
Speaker 10: On the topic of blue flavor, blue Parade, blues, el
Speaker 10: Thing's blues.
Speaker 2: Patho is so fucking Melbourne, all the indie flavors that
Speaker 2: no one's heard of.
Speaker 1: Culture. All right, thank you everyone, Actually, get everyone get
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 2: I drew a crowd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, impressive.
Speaker 2: My milkshake really does bring all the boys to they.
Speaker 1: Do quite literally. It was proof of the pudding.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get cracking on this blue thing and.
Speaker 1: Make it for us, Yeah, dack, can we could even
Speaker 1: be blue?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: Could we be blue?
Speaker 2: Oh? God, I don't know.
Speaker 3: The whole thing.
Speaker 2: What if I just put a scoop of ice cream
Speaker 2: in this three liter bottle?
Speaker 1: I reckon?
Speaker 5: Do more?
Speaker 1: Do more? Blue?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh my god, okay, yeah, surely that's enough.
Speaker 1: That's excessive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is what happened to Victor Victoria Bloop whatever
Speaker 1: her name in Wonka.
Speaker 2: Victoria Bloop Violet Bawl regard. I've told you, believe never
Speaker 2: meant anyone like you that. Just if you don't know
Speaker 2: someone's name, you just confidently guess.
Speaker 1: It's so confident, but it made you get it.
Speaker 2: It was close enough.
Speaker 1: Blop had similar sounds.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Augustus Glue.
Speaker 1: I was in Victoria by regards her name.
Speaker 2: Violet Violet Okay, here's the blue Heaven. Thanks, And we
Speaker 2: have no idea what blue heaven actually tastes like because
Speaker 2: there's no indications. Cheers, guys, cheers. She's to Norah.
Speaker 1: Cheers to Nora.
Speaker 3: Mm hm oh my oh what okay?
Speaker 2: I think I put too much blue?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is almost liked.
Speaker 2: It does taste like neurrophy as a kid. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: maybe that's what she meant when she said it tastes
Speaker 2: like children. It tastes like the medicine you give children.
Speaker 1: It tastes like wet cake matter medicine. It's medicine, you know.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know what it tastes like. I can't
Speaker 2: figure it out. It's it's not good, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm getting? Red cloud remember red.
Speaker 2: Clouds, the lollies or even the blue ones?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the blue clouds, yes, yes, yes, I see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that would make sense. But what even is
Speaker 2: that flavor? It's it's like blue m I love how
Speaker 2: we don't like it, and yet we're finishing them anyway.
Speaker 2: Like I said, lime milkshakes. Once again, I was correct.
Speaker 2: Don't knock them till you're trying, amen, Baby.
Speaker 3: Not sure?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? The rude Shocks of Young Adults food.
Speaker 2: Now, Jenna, can I tell you? I came in to
Speaker 2: record the podcast today and I was so cross. I
Speaker 2: was absolutely devastating mad.
Speaker 1: When you came in.
Speaker 2: I was sulking because I was looking forward to going
Speaker 2: to karaoke tonight. Me and a bunch of friends were going,
Speaker 2: and I said to Mitch, one of my friends is sick,
Speaker 2: so we've decided to postpone it to another week. And
Speaker 2: I was like, damn it. I really wanted to do karaoke.
Speaker 2: Oh bloody love it. And Mitch was like, well, why
Speaker 2: don't we just do it on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I said, okay, Well, let's do it here karaoke.
Speaker 1: This is Friday. We're recording on a Friday. Screw it,
Speaker 1: let's do it good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we are essentially ripping off Kyle and Jackie
Speaker 2: O's Friday duet segment. Yeah, it sounds like fun to me,
Speaker 2: so I don't care. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: We also are going into using their system here.
Speaker 4: I am filling in for their show after all, So
Speaker 4: I did find their their open it, so we should
Speaker 4: just use it just.
Speaker 2: For Friday duet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you say, can you just everyone yell is it
Speaker 1: just me when they everyone an original segment we came
Speaker 1: up with.
Speaker 2: This easily could be a new low for the podcast. God, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't give a fuck. It's going to be fine.
Speaker 2: It's our last day for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taking a couple of weeks off everybody, So
Speaker 1: this is the last show.
Speaker 2: So I thought, yolo, we'll have some fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mitch and I were debating which song we should sing
Speaker 2: karaoke Toah, and I say karaoke. I mean I don't
Speaker 2: actually want the karaoke version, just play the normal song
Speaker 2: with the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Oh, we need the lyrics to cover up and you
Speaker 1: and I cannot sing.
Speaker 2: That's true, that's fair to say. True.
Speaker 4: Like in musical theater, sing like to tune and operatically,
Speaker 4: but not not tonally.
Speaker 2: We have the sort of voices where people say, oh,
Speaker 2: you're actually not bad, yes, but not good. And so
Speaker 2: we were like, okay, what song do we sing? We've
Speaker 2: narrowed down to we've both got one each, and so
Speaker 2: I think we're just going to do both.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to do it. I'm gonna put the
Speaker 1: lyric up on hearm so you and I can see
Speaker 1: them behind us on the screen.
Speaker 2: So how are we going to do this? Like you
Speaker 2: sing a line, I sing a line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon we do that. Yeah, we'll vibe it.
Speaker 1: I'll put little fingers up and point to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, Well I reckon you should go first
Speaker 2: because I wanted a banger and you chose an Elvis song,
Speaker 2: which makes sense because, like you know, the Elvis movie
Speaker 2: is big at the moment in front of mine and
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it's a beautiful song, but it's
Speaker 2: just a bit slow, like I want a belter. That's
Speaker 2: what I love about karaoke, like the passionate songs.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I love the drama and the sex and
Speaker 1: the love. That's why I've chosen an Elvis song.
Speaker 2: And so which one are you picked?
Speaker 1: Again? I've chosen can't help falling in love.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a nice little Elvis.
Speaker 2: It's very slow and it's just nice. But it's just
Speaker 2: like you know, it doesn't it's not a banger.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. Hayden actually wants this to be our
Speaker 1: wedding song.
Speaker 4: Really els Yeah, we both love Elvis and it played
Speaker 4: it one of our first day.
Speaker 1: He knows the story, but.
Speaker 4: He played at some point and he was like, on
Speaker 4: your first day, yeah something somebody was in a movie
Speaker 4: and we both liked it, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sweets. Actually, I feel weird jewetting this with you.
Speaker 2: Then if it's your fucking you and your gay facto's song,
Speaker 2: it means something to you as a couple. And then
Speaker 2: here I am just inserting myself in the duet and
Speaker 2: then me judging it.
Speaker 1: Don't inserting yourself, and am I get a bit excited? Also?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 4: It makes it even more special for the film On
Speaker 4: Basi Lehman's film, he got a whole bunch of celebs
Speaker 4: to cover Elva songs and Casey Musgraves, who is our
Speaker 4: favorite artist in the first concert we saw together and
Speaker 4: her album gold Now is like our relationship album, and
Speaker 4: she covered this song. This meant so it's almost like
Speaker 4: in the wedding we would use the Casey Muskraves version
Speaker 4: of this song.
Speaker 1: Because it's like both it's really weird. It was actually perfect.
Speaker 2: That is perfect.
Speaker 1: That is weird. And Mum messaged me, She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Casey musk Grave sings the song. It's very cute.
Speaker 2: That is really weird. Are you doing the Elvis Virgeon
Speaker 2: or the Casey version.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Elvis version Baby look at me?
Speaker 2: Does Casey sing it higher?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because, oh but it's the same key, because I'm going
Speaker 2: to struggle with the low notes here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I won't, but we'll give it a work, right,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm going to start. We haven't rehearsed this,
Speaker 1: maybe we should fuck it all right? Here we go, Elvis.
Speaker 1: This is my Friday Juet song, Let's go Beautiful? Why
Speaker 1: man say.
Speaker 5: Only four? Wrong's?
Speaker 1: It's you go?
Speaker 2: But fall.
Speaker 11: Not yet?
Speaker 5: Shall stay?
Speaker 1: I love genesy?
Speaker 5: Would it be.
Speaker 2: See he takes its flienter, Yeah, it's mine.
Speaker 1: If you can falling in love with.
Speaker 8: You like a river flowing surely to the scene taking starling.
Speaker 2: So we goes something ah me to be.
Speaker 1: Cannot you want to do it? To ensemble taking my
Speaker 1: to together?
Speaker 6: For can.
Speaker 5: Falling in love with.
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: List is viewing a bit church And.
Speaker 1: I also forget how repetitive is fuckings?
Speaker 2: Yes, just the context idiots we're reading along with the lyrics.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've been doing this for five minutes
Speaker 2: and we've only done the first paragraph. Like there's so
Speaker 2: much left.
Speaker 1: Now, We're almost done. Minute left where are we up
Speaker 1: to like a river flows?
Speaker 2: Okay and you can take that.
Speaker 1: Okay, surely, see darling.
Speaker 5: So it rolls, so.
Speaker 1: Amen to.
Speaker 2: Everyone, take my.
Speaker 1: Take my whole life.
Speaker 2: To what are we doing for?
Speaker 3: Can tell.
Speaker 1: Falling in line?
Speaker 5: We for a.
Speaker 2: Can o.
Speaker 1: Fall love?
Speaker 2: Wow, it's nunning. So it's like I said, this could
Speaker 2: be a new loaf of the podcast, but we're just
Speaker 2: in the mood to karaoke.
Speaker 1: So wow, that was beautiful and so emotionally it was that.
Speaker 2: Actually, that was better than I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: I thought, this isn't really a pump up song, So
Speaker 2: I've got one that's like a banger. Yeah, And if
Speaker 2: people are listening to this podcast in their car, I
Speaker 2: hope that they feel compelled to sing along as well.
Speaker 2: God for this song that I've chosen. Okay, yeah, what
Speaker 2: is it? It's We Are Young by Fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This one is like a I want to say twenty
Speaker 2: twelve or twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit of a while ago, but it's
Speaker 2: still fucking slaps.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that song was that encapsulates the music
Speaker 4: of that time?
Speaker 1: Well do you think that style? Yeah, this song is
Speaker 1: exactly what was hot they're like Grammy's and everything. That's
Speaker 1: a big song.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. I was tossing up to this and
Speaker 2: the lead singer from Fun also sings with Pink on that.
Speaker 3: Just give me I play the recorder.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're kidding me. Yeah, I say, get a recorder.
Speaker 2: I wish that would be so much on a recorder.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck did you learn that on a recorder?
Speaker 3: I was bored, so I did.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you didn't it in school? You use your
Speaker 1: own hours?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm ready remind me when we come back
Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks. I'm getting a recorder and
Speaker 2: general do a recital. But I haven't gone with that
Speaker 2: Pink song. I've gone with Yeah, this song we are young.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's it's laps who who sings first?
Speaker 1: You to your song? You started off?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: You ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go give me a second. I need to
Speaker 2: get my story straight. My friend in the bathroom getting
Speaker 2: higher than the empire. Stay my love. She is waiting
Speaker 2: for me just across the bar. My seat. It's been
Speaker 2: taking by some sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Ask him about a scar. I know, I gave it
Speaker 1: to you months ago.
Speaker 2: You can that voice on I know you're trying.
Speaker 1: To forget it sounds like Keith, but between the drinks
Speaker 1: and subtle things, the holes in my apologies, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying now hard to take it back.
Speaker 2: So if by the time the bar clothes and you.
Speaker 1: Feel like falling down, yeah, okrrie you home?
Speaker 2: Everyone sit.
Speaker 9: Wee yeah, so that set the worm outside.
Speaker 1: We can burn ride the.
Speaker 2: Wanna go to Jenneth Anthem at the bat.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you guy, I guess it. I I just tho.
Speaker 2: Sorry your name, but our friends, so let's raise. Let
Speaker 2: me get anounce and wanted care.
Speaker 1: Jenna queen, I told you this slash son Modafi we
Speaker 1: can burn ride.
Speaker 5: S carry.
Speaker 2: Sorry, shoot dinner? Can you do the no?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, no, I love yeah, and then we'll do the
Speaker 2: carry me home? Yeah, okay, great, all right Sandy one
Speaker 2: a little bit so we can our friends.
Speaker 3: Can carrying?
Speaker 5: I know no, right, Cary, we nailed them.
Speaker 2: We yeah.
Speaker 5: Sun set one's thinking, wee can burn bride.
Speaker 2: The side the hot tonight, we yea solid set the
Speaker 2: latter bye, wee can burn bride and the sun time
Speaker 2: the bar closes and you feel like falling.
Speaker 1: Down, Oh, carry you home tonight.
Speaker 2: Don't clap it once. Wow, we're great, Australia has got
Speaker 2: talent and d.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, touchdown.
Speaker 2: There is just something about karaoke and singing like that.
Speaker 2: There's just like, oh it lights me.
Speaker 1: Up and belting it out. We forget that. People listen
Speaker 1: to this, right you guys, Screw you if you don't
Speaker 1: like that. Oh fuck, that was good. That put me
Speaker 1: in a good move.
Speaker 2: You know. It's also fun. Have I ever played this
Speaker 2: game with you? I don't know if you've been there,
Speaker 2: but Oscar and I, my friend, we sometimes play this
Speaker 2: game where we sing songs, but we replace every verb
Speaker 2: with fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh no, give me an example. I get confused with
Speaker 1: verbs and nouns.
Speaker 2: I'll show you. It's fine. Go unbreak my heart. That's
Speaker 2: a great one. This is fun for the whole family.
Speaker 2: We've got to play this game with your kids. Replace
Speaker 2: every verb in a song with fuck. Go to the chorus,
Speaker 2: un fucking my.
Speaker 11: Say fuck me again, undo this hurt you fucked and
Speaker 11: fu devil door and fucked out.
Speaker 5: Of my life.
Speaker 11: Fuck my, I fucked so many nights fucking my.
Speaker 2: See, it's fun for the whole family.
Speaker 1: That's a family event. That should be a three pm
Speaker 1: game show Forget Scrabble, Yeah, family feud, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Pick a song. I want to hear your song.
Speaker 1: It's fun okay, and I've gotta change the verbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that confused, so like doing words?
Speaker 1: That's your new modern song?
Speaker 3: Running up that hill?
Speaker 2: Fucking up that. I don't really know that song though.
Speaker 1: Oh I could probably do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Like I said, new love for the pop,
Speaker 2: we literally.
Speaker 1: Ate milkshakes on the I actually turned think this is
Speaker 1: the low. Let me go to the chorus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know all the words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go fucking up that. Here he's sucking
Speaker 1: up the beauty. I'll be sucking up.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one works.
Speaker 1: I told you, I don't know verbs. That's it's not
Speaker 1: the best game for me. I'm not smart.
Speaker 2: No, But like just anything that is a doing word,
Speaker 2: like running running, I said it really know what an
Speaker 2: adverb is? Oh, Jenna, and I topped English? Did you?
Speaker 1: I haven't met him? Yeah, I can do that, but
Speaker 1: I don't know verb.
Speaker 2: Find me another song. I'll see if I can do it. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's fuck girl.
Speaker 1: That's empowering good, It's.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm fucking out tonight, I'm fucking out right I'm
Speaker 2: gonna fuck it all fuck up. Wanna fuck some noise?
Speaker 2: Really fuck my voice? Yeah, I wanna fucking fly. I
Speaker 2: don't know if he's seen.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was perfect though. That was really good.
Speaker 2: That was good. Here we go. I ain't gonna fuck
Speaker 2: politically correct.
Speaker 1: I only wanna fuck a good time.
Speaker 2: The best thing about fucking a one, then, is the
Speaker 2: prerogative to.
Speaker 11: Fuck a little poet.
Speaker 2: And I didn't met many here. I don't not many shots.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Great, that was beautiful. Yeah, Wow, I just want to
Speaker 1: keep singing songs. Fine, I think this is where we
Speaker 1: end it. I think we've really hit a low bit better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we have a lot of blue. It's look
Speaker 1: a bit of blue on the roof too from the milkiess.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Obviously we're gonna spend our two week break improving
Speaker 2: this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, working on some content. You can tell. We really
Speaker 1: got to the scraping the bottoms of the barrel.
Speaker 2: How's your guest booking going?
Speaker 1: Really good? There are some great people hind that so
Speaker 1: like who like you know you watch Netflix?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you watch Netflix?
Speaker 1: You are going to love the guest Did you have
Speaker 1: a TV?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna love them Okay.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been a car when they've been playing
Speaker 1: the radio?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's anyone planned? Is there?
Speaker 1: You guys ever read a newspaper?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not really. Oh my god, it's got Marianda
Speaker 2: Devine on.
Speaker 1: No please, no, Miranda's coming on? No no, no, yea name.
Speaker 1: I guess. I'll tell you if I've got them. I'll
Speaker 1: tell if they're the guess.
Speaker 3: That Mariah care.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that you've got this person, but one
Speaker 2: person you should add to the list. I think Kesha
Speaker 2: should be. She has an iHeartRadio podcast, so surely we
Speaker 2: can pull the family. Yeah, our colleague kesher.
Speaker 1: Imagine if we were to send an email on all
Speaker 1: stuff email and we had to do kesh A Smeeth?
Speaker 2: What is surname?
Speaker 1: Caitlin?
Speaker 2: Kesha's her actual name for her, Kesha bro sep it
Speaker 2: pardon anyway, We'll patch you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Idiot's congratulations to Sarah because of her? Is it just you?
Speaker 2: She's won three Leaders of Lime topping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get that out to your sair.
Speaker 2: Thanks, babes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have an insolent resistancy. Enjoy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to hang onto the Blue Heaven next week's prize.
Speaker 2: When I can get that two weeks. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: have a great break.
Speaker 1: Guys. We love you see soon.
Speaker 2: Thanks Marchins love Ya Just Me podcast by a couple
Speaker 2: of midches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add Brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end, we wrap up the show and then we
Speaker 2: just keep talking shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The original premise was a couple of people with ADD
Speaker 2: having a debrief and so nothing's planned. We just go
Speaker 2: with the flow. But I'm feeling that starting to creep
Speaker 2: into the actual episode. So I don't know what the
Speaker 2: point of this is now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to probably make a distinction between and
Speaker 1: the show. But you know, it's the last show.
Speaker 2: That we just sang.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what else turned up actually as well
Speaker 2: as all of my syrup You know how we were
Speaker 2: thinking about getting a calf fragrance. Yeah, and we'd put
Speaker 2: it like you know, we'd sell it in piece as
Speaker 2: the driving this near the podcast. Yeah, we have to
Speaker 2: decide the scent. Oh my god, they've given us like
Speaker 2: samples the truth.
Speaker 1: Wait should we do that?
Speaker 2: When we get back you into that now ill never mind.
Speaker 1: No, we could make that a whole thing. That's huge.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's our scent. Yeah, but it's not
Speaker 2: worth making a whole hoo ha about. No one can
Speaker 2: smell it. It's it's us going well.
Speaker 4: I think I would argue that it is as strong,
Speaker 4: if not stronger, than drinking milkshakes.
Speaker 2: Bullshit, I caused the bloody crowd in here. Everyone out
Speaker 2: there never pays the attention to us. But as soon
Speaker 2: as I'm making milkshakes, I worry.
Speaker 1: That my palette is tainted by those chemical flavors we
Speaker 1: just had.
Speaker 2: Oh so you don't want to smell them?
Speaker 1: No, dog god, I want to smell all right, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: So what do we have even opened it? I actually
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: So these are our options for the sense.
Speaker 2: Yes, got it.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that arrive and we were working behind
Speaker 4: the scenes on the scent. Guys, we say something on
Speaker 4: the show, we make it happen.
Speaker 2: And when you say we this was.
Speaker 1: My idea, don't mind mind you your idea.
Speaker 2: You're very good at ideas, thank you very much. Letting
Speaker 2: other people do the rest of it.
Speaker 1: Well, that makes a good team, I say, who's idea
Speaker 1: with talkback teaings.
Speaker 2: A live Thank you very much. Yeah, this is going
Speaker 2: to take a while.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of them. Okay, box for small.
Speaker 2: Vial, tell me which one is most appetizing. Okay, just
Speaker 2: by the name Boy's Secret b O, I s boys,
Speaker 2: no sense you will woods?
Speaker 3: Oh I quite like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, you grow your woody podcasts. I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, we're not a woody one.
Speaker 2: Tonker and Spice, Oh that's I love Tonka. This month's
Speaker 2: is called Dream. That sounds like it's on par with
Speaker 2: the Angel perfume from Chemists Warehouse.
Speaker 1: Oh what?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I already love this. Just by the name Coconut Lime Punch.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's appropriate. That's actually our show because we're
Speaker 4: a bit natty, because we're stupid.
Speaker 2: And look my deodorant coconut and mint.
Speaker 3: And we tried lime milkshakes.
Speaker 1: Shakes you and I punched you before the recording being
Speaker 1: a mouthy woman. It's a joke, everybody.
Speaker 2: Fig and Sandalwood.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love both of those things. Can we smell them
Speaker 1: or you're going to list them?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like going by the name. What do
Speaker 2: we think this one's it's called santal sixty six black.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come sit next.
Speaker 2: I'll pass them over so we can just be easier.
Speaker 3: Camp on the blue metal Chick.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just gonna go Coconut lime punch first, hold on? Okay, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's divine, although it's skewing a little bit like suntan
Speaker 2: lotion for me.
Speaker 1: So what's this one? Say it again?
Speaker 2: Coconut lime punch.
Speaker 1: Coconut lime punch. Oh oh, it smells good, very sweet, you.
Speaker 2: Know, maybe just sniff his wrists so that thanks ray
Speaker 2: too much. Otherwise it's gonna get very confusing all the different.
Speaker 1: Quite like that it's developing on my skin?
Speaker 2: Is it a bit too like suntann lotion? E?
Speaker 3: Though it is good for a car, true if I
Speaker 3: enter a car as passenger obviously and.
Speaker 2: Go oh that's no. Yes, yeah, it does smell like
Speaker 2: it actually smells like a glasshouse candle I used to have.
Speaker 2: It does, and that ain't a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It's skewing, skewing a coy for me, all right.
Speaker 2: Next one, should we go the dream?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I need to know what this smells like.
Speaker 2: Well, we can't obviously use that because Delta Gudram's second
Speaker 2: fragrance was called dreams Sue. Yeah, oh that's a night me. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Should we spray on some paper? Is that what they send?
Speaker 2: Just hold on at least the cards the image idiot,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look like when you fragrance and they
Speaker 2: really aggressively shake it. They're like, oh you want to
Speaker 2: try this one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is there a little bag of coffee beans too?
Speaker 2: No? Oh, look there's instructions. Relax.
Speaker 1: I can't do that.
Speaker 2: Neutralize your sense of smell by inhaling something neutral. What
Speaker 2: does that mean?
Speaker 1: Well, we've got a whole such as your sleeve.
Speaker 2: Oh, yours would smell like sweat.
Speaker 1: Mine doesn't.
Speaker 2: And protudo and so we've already tried dream that's a
Speaker 2: no no, you didn't like that. No, thanks, Let's spray
Speaker 2: it from now on.
Speaker 1: You just do one spray and past the stick down.
Speaker 2: You know, I really should have actually looked at what's
Speaker 2: in the box.
Speaker 1: Look at that gen that's in Australia.
Speaker 2: Now my wrist smells like fucking dream.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wish we didn't spray it on the wrists.
Speaker 2: This one's Tonker and spelling.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I have Tonka, like the Tonka truck.
Speaker 1: The truck muh and I love spice. Oh oh, he's
Speaker 1: having a moment.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck off, that's nice. That's nice.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think.
Speaker 2: That's a bit more elegant than the coconut ship. This
Speaker 2: is very sweet, aren't we all. That's the point that
Speaker 2: has to represent the podcast, right, next one? So is
Speaker 2: that in the maybe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, put that with the first one.
Speaker 3: I love that's that's a favorite at the moment.
Speaker 1: And Sandalwood, you're ready, ye, I feel like I'm walking
Speaker 1: into a Dolly store.
Speaker 2: That's no, it's as I was shaking this, I can
Speaker 2: smell it and it's not good. It's like stinging nettles.
Speaker 1: It's hold on, Oh my god, you know what it's like.
Speaker 1: It's like when you crash up leaves.
Speaker 2: It's literally malt.
Speaker 1: This is the backgate and Jim's mod boost uiced in
Speaker 1: wheat grass.
Speaker 2: It's literally stinging nettles with undertones of Patterson purse.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's.
Speaker 1: Nully sorry, that's not your best word. That is not good,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm impressed that they've managed to replicate lawn.
Speaker 2: Mummy stick and sandalwood shouldn't smell.
Speaker 4: Right, sensual woods, hold on, sniff something neutral my pits.
Speaker 2: I literally went to smell something neutral and buried my
Speaker 2: nostril in my fucking nicotine patch that's on my arm.
Speaker 2: They work a treat, by the way. Oh, I don't
Speaker 2: know how I feel about sensible boots. It's it's fine,
Speaker 2: but it's just unremarkable.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't mind it.
Speaker 3: I do. That's say. It's like, mah, nothing special, see
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's too basic. It's one note.
Speaker 2: Should we try the ones that we veto? Just because
Speaker 2: of the name.
Speaker 1: Already got a headache?
Speaker 2: What was it? Boy's secret? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Or boys? I don't know how it's this boy?
Speaker 1: It must be boys is in boys and Berry?
Speaker 2: Okay, Boy's secret is.
Speaker 1: M what's the secret? You reckon?
Speaker 2: I don't know that. They should have kept it a
Speaker 2: fucking secret. Not impressed?
Speaker 1: Oh ah ah, it smells like curry.
Speaker 2: Don't you have asthma as reaction to all this sniffing?
Speaker 1: It smells like it smells like penang curry?
Speaker 5: Feely?
Speaker 1: Do you not get green curry from it? I get sweet.
Speaker 3: Sweet, like a boy's bedroom with deodorant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's yeah, deodorant covering up the smell comestain in
Speaker 4: bed sheets.
Speaker 2: Okay, and this one is the last. One is called
Speaker 2: Santle sixty six in brackets black.
Speaker 4: Oh, Santa sixty six is a very well known fragrance. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like Santai sixty six is a famous fagrance. Fagrants
Speaker 4: perfect for ours?
Speaker 2: Why is it famous? It's not that it's not that good.
Speaker 2: I have sniffed it.
Speaker 1: Don't forget. This is going to be in a car.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, that is a bit of a car smell. Oh,
Speaker 2: sniffy pit Jenner. Listen, I like that, do you?
Speaker 1: Yes? I do. However, I'm aware of its purpose. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: that'd be nice in a car.
Speaker 2: It just needs to be memorable. That doesn't smell like
Speaker 2: anything in particular.
Speaker 3: I'm not really a fan.
Speaker 1: It does smell of generic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too generic, all right, so eliminate that.
Speaker 1: We like.
Speaker 2: Which ones we've narrowed down to mertonka and spice and
Speaker 2: coconut lime punt?
Speaker 1: Can we ask if they can combine the two or
Speaker 1: is that not how it works?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What if I just spray them both on the one little?
Speaker 7: Do it?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 2: Right? Hold on? Instead of this smells like my vagina,
Speaker 2: we call the scent like, oh, this smells like my
Speaker 2: buttocks something.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's funny. Why don't we do that?
Speaker 4: This air fresh and it smells like my dick.
Speaker 2: I can't believe Gwyneth Paltrow called it. This smells like
Speaker 2: my vagina and the candle doesn't even smell like a bat.
Speaker 2: She just did it so people would talk about it,
Speaker 2: and we did.
Speaker 3: It's quite smart.
Speaker 2: This smells like my pusse.
Speaker 4: That's actually funny. This smells like my dick and balls. No,
Speaker 4: this smells like my bussy.
Speaker 2: This smells like my tears. Oh, do you know what?
Speaker 2: The combination of the two is not that bad? Sniff
Speaker 2: your pit. Oh oh, I think we're onto something with
Speaker 2: a combo coconut lime punch, mr Tonka and spice punch.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: It needs to be hybrid.
Speaker 2: I think, well coming soon. This smells like my pusse,
Speaker 2: coconut lime punch, mer Tonka and spine.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I think this smells like my something
Speaker 1: is funny.
Speaker 2: What should we make it?
Speaker 3: This smells like my pusse.
Speaker 2: If you don't have a pu we don't want to
Speaker 2: alien that's true. This smells like my double chin.
Speaker 1: This smells like my tit sweat. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: sure we're gonna have multiple, right, couldn't we have?
Speaker 2: Now? Well, this is the other issue. The gorgeous people
Speaker 2: at sent Australia when you call it and they were like,
Speaker 2: sure we can do that, they neglected to mention that
Speaker 2: the minimum order is two thousand gold, which is fine
Speaker 2: because you know, I'm fully aware that we have more
Speaker 2: than two thousand listeners, but not everyone buys our shit.
Speaker 2: So the only way we can do this smells like
Speaker 2: my butt cheeks, yeah, is if we do like everyone
Speaker 2: would have to buy one.
Speaker 1: And they'd be affordable. They wouldn't be expensive.
Speaker 2: No, well, because the less we buy it, like if
Speaker 2: we buy a thousand instead of two thousand, that means
Speaker 2: the price is higher. So if you want them cheap,
Speaker 2: you orders have to promise to buy them.
Speaker 4: We'll listen here if we get two thousand messages. Oh god,
Speaker 4: we will commit to making a two thousand purchase messages
Speaker 4: if you buy one and all these listeners that listen,
Speaker 4: because we have many listeners, pussy listeners. It never messages
Speaker 4: messages dare yea.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, or you just have to go without the
Speaker 2: coconut lime punch. This Studio, smell tonk and Something, Mattel Yeah,
Speaker 2: kid picks Something.
Speaker 1: Microsoft, Word Paint, Roadblogs, Bugs, life, cinnamon.
Speaker 2: God. We're just saying things now that don't mean anything. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's where this podcast is. That's what this podcast has
Speaker 2: come to words.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Obviously my friend Talia Wept, very familiar with her. We
Speaker 2: played this. I don't even know if you call it
Speaker 2: a game, but we did this thing once when we
Speaker 2: were drunk, where we were like, can we just see
Speaker 2: how long we can go back and forth? But every
Speaker 2: sentence we say has nothing to do with what the
Speaker 2: other person said, and so it's just the conversation makes
Speaker 2: no sense. So I'd just be like, yeah, no, like
Speaker 2: that's the thing, Like I would have only just made
Speaker 2: it through, Like I'm lucky I didn't get fined.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't order the cheese one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I no, I don't mind. But I just prefer
Speaker 2: like the Hot Weather because I like ring singlets.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't a dog was three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's true. Don't you reckon that? Nah, I'm
Speaker 2: out Haha, that's fine. It's dune. See how long you
Speaker 2: can go dinner?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Start, you have conversations and they have nothing to do
Speaker 2: with each other. Okay.
Speaker 3: So when I woke up today, my cat jumped on
Speaker 3: my bed, right yeah, and she tried so hard to
Speaker 3: get above my pill. And have you ever felt that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the bombings in Kiev terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she jumped down and I almost true story.
Speaker 2: To come up with a new thing, a new story, Okay,
Speaker 2: I try again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'll start, I'll start.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was at the dentist and they said, you need
Speaker 1: a root canal, and I said, I was here last
Speaker 1: week and they said, well, you should stop eating all
Speaker 1: that canny, and I said, fuck me. You know it's
Speaker 1: tough when that happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I tried driving a car too, and it
Speaker 3: was just so so tough. But you know, I have
Speaker 3: to just gain confidence.
Speaker 4: That's what it's all about, you, right, And once you
Speaker 4: get seven to eight apples, you'll know that oranges aren't
Speaker 4: for you anymore and you move on and you don't
Speaker 4: need to have the same fruit for youel Like every day,
Speaker 4: day and day.
Speaker 1: You can change fruits.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. But I like the smell of petrol,
Speaker 3: like it just smells so good and some people don't
Speaker 3: like it, but I just really like the smell.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel, no only matters in the building
Speaker 1: is not good and I'll stand by that to the
Speaker 1: day I perished. Not a good film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I horse ride, I like that.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: Dumb.
Speaker 1: Imagine a whole podcast with that, conversations that this is
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 2: Just do that one week and don't ever preface it,
Speaker 2: and everyone's like, what are they talking about?
Speaker 4: Ever lost the plot officially, even more so than the
Speaker 4: time when they sung on it on the show.
Speaker 2: No, but don't you hate that, like scratchy denim when
Speaker 2: it feels really like restrictive and like, yeah, it's cardboarding.
Speaker 1: There's not a long drive once you counter in the
Speaker 1: stops and the food stops and the petrol stops like
Speaker 1: it actually all in all is cheaper and slower than
Speaker 1: driving up the coast.
Speaker 2: No, Kendle's older. I think Kylie's the little sister.
Speaker 1: Mm no, go Sandra Sally. And then after it's the
Speaker 1: hot seat Millionaire hot seat, and then they go into
Speaker 1: the project.
Speaker 3: It's really cloudy today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where was I again? I think it was liftgo?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no he didn't get charged. Nah no, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't do it because they thought that he shaved
Speaker 1: everyone's eyebrows, but he didn't do it as a dream.
Speaker 3: I jumped off that cliff.
Speaker 2: Now I prefer driving manual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't agree more. Actually, the space and time
Speaker 1: doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely, I really enjoy banana bread.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: But the worst part is when you have one of
Speaker 2: those bloody showers and the curtain drips on the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have so been there before. After
Speaker 1: the platypus jumped, I thought, oh my god, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that could. But their legs are longer than you think.
Speaker 3: And when we tripped down the stairs that time, that
Speaker 3: was so frightening.
Speaker 2: You know, I was at my go fuck.
Speaker 1: I did a round robin man. All right, guy, I
Speaker 1: have no brain cells left, and my voice is gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like your voice is skimming a bit.
Speaker 1: My voice is suing as help me, help me. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that was a gross help me.
Speaker 2: What about that noise that she makes whenever they're making
Speaker 2: love or like kissing.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh that's cute.
Speaker 2: Oh my yours is very I had no idea that
Speaker 2: I could do that. By the way, today, I'm impressed
Speaker 2: this podcast made you feel at least two But that
Speaker 2: better today. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's Maggie. By the way, I.
Speaker 2: Thought, I thought the fucking milk takes. We're repeating, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go, We're gonna have a couple of weeks break.
Speaker 1: We love you so much.
Speaker 2: We might be gone long, darling, So don't fucking freak
Speaker 2: out a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: Though, if you would fucking cough up and buy this
Speaker 4: air freshness stinks like wet teeth.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I think they're always a little bit damp, but.
Speaker 1: True, you're right, they kind of have to be. We're
Speaker 1: back in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: What about this smells like my gooch?
Speaker 1: I don't mind that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's quite nice or simple.
Speaker 4: This smells like my beehide. Nah nah, Sorry, I thought
Speaker 4: that was better than it was. And that's what a
Speaker 4: brainstorm is at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, but like the Blue Mountains Center, stop it.
Speaker 1: Let's go take your fucking blinder and go home. We'll
Speaker 1: see you in a week.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks for listening, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast A.
Speaker 2: That was the higher impression