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Speaker 1: So Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello everyone, Welcome to Will end Woody Podcast, where you

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Speaker 2: get the hottest content from our week in radio with

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Speaker 2: all the behind the scenes Get now Woods. Yes, a

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Speaker 2: little bit of a quick note that I want to

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Speaker 2: just little shout out for everyone who's worried about the

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Speaker 2: robots taking over.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Ai, yes, yes, at that, very worried about that.

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Speaker 4: Because and kind as quickly say, because people always think

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Speaker 4: I'm a bit nutty when they know that I'm scared

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Speaker 4: of robots.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: You're nutty for all sorts of reasons. Mate. You have

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Speaker 2: three SIPs of tea in the morning outside, you step

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Speaker 2: outside inside, outside three times.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little bit neurotic. But also just what.

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Speaker 2: Are the other threes that you do in the morning?

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Speaker 2: You take three routes hair ties, three hair ties.

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Speaker 4: I have to chop my carrots three ways across with

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Speaker 4: wise anyway, if I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: I can't leave the house anyway.

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Speaker 4: A little bit nunny, uh, tiny bit just a bit

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Speaker 4: strange anyway, the robots, It just.

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Speaker 3: Makes sense to me. So robots are all about efficiency.

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Speaker 4: If you think about any artificial intelligence chat GPT, for example,

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Speaker 4: what they're trying to.

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Speaker 3: Do is here's a job, and we'll do it more efficiently.

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Speaker 4: They will realize in time that the human being is

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Speaker 4: quite an inefficient species. It needs to sleep, it needs

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Speaker 4: to pooh, it gets it gets tired. It's pretty similar

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Speaker 4: to the sleep one to cut its carrots three ways.

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Speaker 4: It gets emotional, it has so robots will look at

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Speaker 4: us and.

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Speaker 3: Go, why why are we bothering with you?

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Speaker 2: Guys? Yeah, that's the bit. I mean, that's pretty much

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Speaker 2: what every piece of AI television and sci fi movie

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Speaker 2: has been about. Well, yeah, I just think the movie, well,

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Speaker 2: that's the mate when they become self aware they hate.

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Speaker 4: Us, well done, don't hate us. It's not a hate

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Speaker 4: thing because they don't have emotions. Your inefficient.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And we'll put a little link under it

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Speaker 2: for everyone to the speech from Agent Smith to Morpheus

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Speaker 2: when he's in the chair and he's got lots of

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Speaker 2: snot going on and he talks about us not being mammals,

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Speaker 2: So everyone can watch that in their own time.

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Speaker 3: Perfect or I Robot or Dios ex Machina.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all three of those films pretty much cover that.

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Speaker 2: We're big sci fi guys. We're not getting back into movies,

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Speaker 2: had some feedback. Now now I've got something that I

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Speaker 2: want to do with you. And the reason they brought

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Speaker 2: up the robots really quickly is I found out the

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Speaker 2: BuzzFeed moved to a robot style platform a while we

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Speaker 2: all chat GPT, I think, well AI and apparently it's

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Speaker 2: died in the ass.

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Speaker 3: Great news. Yeah, so that's the one for the humans.

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Speaker 2: That's a that's a massive win for human John Connor

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Speaker 2: fist pumping somewhere two thousand years ahead of us. It's big.

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Speaker 2: It's big for us. And poop Pan said that he

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Speaker 2: went to a restaurant recently which had robot waiters and

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Speaker 2: apparently that was sh so poop pants.

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Speaker 3: Po we pooh pooh man, how are the robot waiters look?

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Speaker 3: They are efficient. They did get in the way sometimes,

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Speaker 3: So no, no etiquette. I don't have any social etiquette.

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Speaker 3: Apologize when you.

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Speaker 2: Say you had robot waiters, Wood, you thought that they

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Speaker 2: were like you had like C three po kind of

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Speaker 2: being like yourn. But it wasn't like that, was it.

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Speaker 4: It was more like R two D two, but with

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Speaker 4: levels like three sort of trays in R two D two.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty It was.

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Speaker 4: Pretty much just a remote control like trays fitting in

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Speaker 4: the kitchen with like a that's what it seems like,

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Speaker 3: It does seem a little bit like the just God of.

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Speaker 2: AI, guys, I swear, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, kind

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Speaker 2: of the robots are dying in the US. I just

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Speaker 2: know a lot of people have a lot of anxiety

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Speaker 2: around AI at the moments. I've got good news for you.

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Speaker 2: They're dying now, that's awesome. The thing I wanted to

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Speaker 2: get to before we get to the hottest gear of

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Speaker 2: the weak woods is in the last podcast, we started

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Speaker 2: the podcast by me eating something.

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Speaker 4: Fruit Kiwi kiwi eat. I guess it was a key

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Speaker 4: We based on sound of chew.

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Speaker 2: And you said I could put anything in my mouth

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Speaker 2: and you would know what it was. Oh fruit, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you did, you did? I did specify fruit? You did?

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Speaker 3: Have you do? You want to challenge me now with

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Speaker 3: all foods?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, brilliant. I've got a plate of fruit

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Speaker 2: in front of me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got it, and I've got a blindfold in

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Speaker 3: That's what that's for.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you can take the boys out of commercial radio,

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Speaker 2: but you can't take the commercial radio out of the boys.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go. So I'm not eating that?

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Speaker 2: All right? So I've got a plate of fruit in

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Speaker 3: Did you say fruit or food?

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Speaker 2: I've said fruit. I've said fruit three times. It's not worrying,

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Speaker 2: it's not panicking. I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm just asking.

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Speaker 2: You sound worried required questions? You sound worried.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. She gave me a fork. I don't

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Speaker 2: need a fork. That's ridiculous, all right.

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Speaker 3: I would like I would like a nibble followed by

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Speaker 3: a bite.

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Speaker 2: Please. You don't get to choose how I eat it.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 2: You said you said you could guess whatever whatever fruit

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Speaker 2: was in my mouth. You don't get how you can.

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Speaker 2: You don't get to choose how it goes in there?

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Speaker 2: All right, Here we go. First one, okay, mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: Pretty soft? Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 3: Does seem can you just sink your teeth into it again?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Come on? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This is banana?

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Speaker 2: Cha banana? Well done? Thank you? Damn it?

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Speaker 3: How many do I have? We can do this for

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Speaker 3: an hour?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you got that, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, obviously, banana.

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Speaker 2: Damn it, damn it, damn it. Here we go. Number two.

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Speaker 4: Kay mm hmmm high high juice content, really high juice content.

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Speaker 3: Go again?

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Speaker 2: Please? Oh you can't how you can only ask for two?

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Speaker 3: This is my second ask.

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Speaker 2: I've already had almost next to day, so I'm quite full.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Billy juicy.

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Speaker 4: It's amandarin. Man, it's this is really nice. This is

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Speaker 4: really validating.

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Speaker 2: Can you see?

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Speaker 3: I promise you I can't say I've been listening to

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Speaker 3: people eat for it my entire life, my entire life.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Number three. I reckon you cooked

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Speaker 3: That's as thoughts, obvious thoughts.

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Speaker 4: But come at me for a boy, what if you

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Speaker 4: got I'll take my second bite now, please Apple it's

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Speaker 4: an applebo.

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Speaker 2: And I reckon that could be the game. I'll take

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Speaker 2: my second guess.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'll take my second guess.

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Speaker 2: You don't get two guesses. You said you could. I did.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 3: It's very similar to an apple. It has a crunch.

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Speaker 3: Now the obvious alternative to apple is pair.

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Speaker 2: But I don't think it is a pair. Why not?

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Speaker 4: I just I think pears have like slightly more softness.

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Speaker 4: I just don't think it was it's as hard as

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Speaker 4: an apple, And I think a pair is a stage.

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Speaker 2: Down, I don't give you a third bite? Yeah? Please?

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Speaker 2: And then we kind of need to move on because

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Speaker 2: Tom gave us a big chap beforehand about fairing around

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Speaker 2: in the intro, and here we are. I'm biting into

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Speaker 2: my third piece of pair in ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: Did you say pair? I mean apple or pair?

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Speaker 4: That could be a radio game for at the next

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Speaker 4: six months, because is there a difference.

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Speaker 3: That's the question, That is the big question.

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Speaker 2: Do you have an apple there? Yeah? Can you bite

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Speaker 2: into that? We'll put your blindfold on.

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Speaker 3: Boy you sorry, Tom, I'm sorry, but this is just science.

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Speaker 3: This is just raw signs.

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Speaker 4: You can't ask Albert Einstein to leave the lab when

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Speaker 4: he's about to relativity.

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Speaker 3: That's what it feels like, Albert, do you want to coffee?

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Speaker 2: Not now, Albert, We've got to get into the hottest

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Speaker 2: gere of the week. He's like, mate, this is the

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Speaker 2: hottest gear of this century. I'm cooking it right now.

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Speaker 3: You've got a lecture to give, Albert.

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Speaker 2: Not now, how we feel about the intro, This is

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Speaker 2: the hottest gear, all right. We will get into the

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Speaker 2: best gear of the week in a second. By the way,

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Speaker 2: Chris Martin's on the show very soon as well as

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Speaker 2: Tina Arena.

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Speaker 3: You're brilliantreat guests.

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Speaker 2: Okay, which you want to hear, but you also want

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Speaker 2: to hear Apple or Pair?

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Speaker 4: Obviously, all right, we should have played this game with

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Speaker 4: Chris Martin because his daughter is called Apple.

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Speaker 3: That was quite amazing.

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Speaker 4: Everything's linked anyway, Okay, okay, okay, this is the way

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Speaker 4: it's gonna work.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna I've already heard the Apple.

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Speaker 2: You've already heard the pair, though.

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Speaker 3: But my contention is that there's no difference between the two.

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Speaker 2: That's not true.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is what we're about to find out. So

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Speaker 4: you can do whatever audio you like. You can do

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Speaker 4: Apple or Pair, but I'm going to tell you which

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Speaker 4: audio you're going. I hear one bite, I hear a

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Speaker 4: second bite.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, here we go a bite?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, I know what's happened there. You're trying

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Speaker 4: to undersell the bite of the apple.

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Speaker 2: The apple doesn't lie.

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Speaker 3: You try to damp it. No one can dampen the

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Speaker 3: Christmas of an apple? Is that is that a jazz

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Speaker 3: as well? Ah did a jazz?

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Speaker 2: It actually might be it's one it's a candy, or

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Speaker 2: it's a jazz. It is fucking hell. He's wow what

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Speaker 2: he's going on? Going on? This game?

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Speaker 3: I'm like Sandra Bullock in the movie bird Have you

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Speaker 3: seen that?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not called bird box? Bird Box? What is that about?

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Speaker 4: She's just blind for an entire film and is right,

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Speaker 4: goes around a forest effectively finding her way?

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: That's me right now?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Will eat the fruit?

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Speaker 3: You don't want to eat?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: Do you want to have a go?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: You sure?

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Speaker 3: Because I can have a bite of the that you

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Speaker 3: don't want to bite.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I tell you what you want

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Speaker 2: to keep me blind? Bolt on? You can ever bite

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Speaker 2: of the fruit I want to bite. You can tell

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Speaker 2: me what fruit it is?

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Speaker 2: Not traditional it's the thing. Hey, let's let's get into

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Speaker 4: Anyway, you then were of the view, well, you told

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Speaker 2: Mate. A good friend of mine said, when your parent,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I just start at a very low base, so.

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Speaker 4: That was an indirect parents then, quite direct, not subtle

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Speaker 2: The mouth boost. I'm sure a lot of you guys

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it was real and they were

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Speaker 4: I was like, that is a massive waste of money.

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Speaker 2: Who was Mim running, like, you know, ma shining consultation

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Speaker 2: I can't say that she had.

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Speaker 3: A plan in minds.

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Speaker 4: Mim went upstairs to Remy's bedroom dressed as Bell. Yes,

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Speaker 4: And I'm going this is working beautifully for Mim. Then

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Speaker 3: I'm fully in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah nothing, oh no, like like playing frozen. Mim starts

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Speaker 3: I'll never put that on again. And she was like,

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 3: Mask went back on.

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Speaker 2: Will. She loved it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, God, cuddles she's giving me. This is the moment

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Speaker 3: It's so nice. Well, it was nice for a stage.

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Speaker 4: So after ten minutes of playing the feast, I was like,

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Speaker 2: Put the mask back up.

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Speaker 4: And then she was just like every time I put

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Speaker 7: Will.

446
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Speaker 3: I was the feast for four and a half hours.

447
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:56,520
Speaker 4: I had to take a ship as the feast.

448
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:06,520
Speaker 3: Hey.

449
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,119
Speaker 2: So one of the biggest things I think this week,

450
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,400
Speaker 2: certainly for like the radio audience for the whole network

451
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,680
Speaker 2: on Kids this week was this idea that we're giving

452
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,199
Speaker 2: away whole rows of tickets to cold Play, and we.

453
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 3: Can everybody hear us try to play tickets.

454
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,439
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone needs to hear that level of

455
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:32,240
Speaker 2: production on a podcast, and really it was jarring. Hold

456
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,399
Speaker 2: on good stuff, though Tim ham Sandwich Mammon is the

457
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 2: best in the business, but I just think in this

458
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,399
Speaker 2: per sord of a medium that can be quite embrasive anyway,

459
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 2: so it's quite a basic. When you're not in it,

460
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, that is anyway. Whole rows

461
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 2: of tickets, it's unbelievable. We do over six weeks and

462
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 2: we're trying and come up with like a fun way

463
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 2: to give them away because.

464
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,640
Speaker 3: We're doing it every day.

465
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,719
Speaker 4: We just feel like it's a bit boring to go like, hey,

466
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,720
Speaker 4: are you going it's an amazing prize. But again, it's

467
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 4: more this is selfish us. It's like, we'd like to

468
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,399
Speaker 4: add a little bit like to the way that we

469
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 4: give it away. And you said to me as a joke,

470
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 4: you were like, why don't we just say it's Chris

471
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 4: Martin's here in the studio?

472
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,200
Speaker 2: And what are you trying to be? Chris Martin. I

473
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 2: don't know how much radio used to listen to as

474
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,199
Speaker 2: a kid, but like we grew up listening to a

475
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,719
Speaker 2: lot of radio, you know, growing up in the late

476
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 2: the nineties and the early noughties. Whenever they said like, oh,

477
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 2: you know, Pink dropping into the studio or you know

478
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 2: whoever it is, or like even if you heard an

479
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,119
Speaker 2: id so and I don't know if you've got an

480
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: idea over there, Tommy, They're like, an idea is like

481
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 2: where you basically, you know, you listen to the radio

482
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,200
Speaker 2: station and then you know, all of a sudden, you'll

483
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 2: hear Sam Neil say like.

484
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 4: Sam Neil, Hi, it's Sam Neil, and I'll be talking

485
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Speaker 4: about the twenty year anniversary of Jurassic Park ten minutes time.

486
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Speaker 2: But they just go like Pink again. You just go like, yeah,

487
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 2: Chris hamswe It's just Chris Hamsweth just comes on and

488
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 2: goes like you're O, Lizzo okay, and I'm on tonight

489
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 2: with my boy Mitch till mid Nate there you go,

490
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Speaker 2: So she's doing an idea for mid Shry there. So

491
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 2: they basically just say, yeah, you know, I'm coming up

492
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 2: and and and they play that sort of an hour

493
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 2: or half an hour or ten minutes before they're actually

494
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: on the radio. And when you're going up listening to

495
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 2: radio and radio is all you know, and a radio

496
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 2: station is at this mythical place where you know, the

497
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 2: biggest pop stars in the world, you know, just walk

498
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 2: in and walk out of. But that will well, that

499
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 2: was the image, you know, I pictured a foyer addressing

500
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Speaker 2: a foya. What do you call that? The lobby? Yeah, yeah,

501
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: where you know Sam Neil's sitting out there with Chris

502
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Speaker 2: Hemsworth and Lizzo and they're all having a great.

503
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Speaker 3: Time just having a tea.

504
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 2: Right, It's like, I'm on in ten, I'm on in five.

505
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: And then you know, someone from a reception runs out

506
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: and goes, hey, Lizzo, can we get you to jump

507
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 2: on the mic and just tell Australia that you're on

508
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 2: in ten? So you know, she runs in I'm on image,

509
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 2: and then she goes back out there and you know,

510
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 2: picks up her cup of tea. In her conversation with

511
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Speaker 2: Sam Neil about Jurassic Park, what do you reckon?

512
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Speaker 4: Lizzo and Sam Neil would talk about I don't know

513
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,959
Speaker 4: but fuck, I want to be there one hundred. That's awesome.

514
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 4: That's a great TV show. Just go like, like what

515
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 4: would these two talk about? Two famous people and literally

516
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 4: just put them in a room and just go like

517
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 4: try and find some common ground.

518
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and Lizzo and Sam nearly great first episode.

519
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, find your common ground and the audience

520
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 2: knows what their common ground is, like, yes, the audience

521
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 2: knows that they're both they're both into compasting, yes, and

522
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: they don't know I don't know, and they can't research it.

523
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 2: Maybe they've got half an hour.

524
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's a good bit, like a real sterile

525
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 4: like interrogation room, so they can't like they can't get

526
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 4: conversation from their environment either, Like it's just like it's

527
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 4: just you and them. Good fun, yeah, very good fun.

528
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: Anyway, then you know, if they find it earlier, then

529
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Speaker 2: there's twenty five minutes of hot compost chat.

530
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Speaker 3: Oh we love love get cost involved the gardening guy.

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't need to qualify. I wasn't sure. I

532
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 2: wasn't sure. So anyway, on that people still think that

533
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:53,479
Speaker 2: there's a possibility that Chris Martin, for example, is in

534
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Speaker 2: the radio station, potentially giving away his tickets to his show.

535
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, all that he's about to do an interview or whatever,

536
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 4: and he is just around the studio. So because of that,

537
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 4: there is this tiny sceric of truth to the fact

538
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 4: that maybe he does step into this radio shoo this

539
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,880
Speaker 4: this radio show and give away tickets.

540
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: Yes.

541
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Speaker 4: So we were relying on that plus my incredible impersonation

542
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 4: of Chris Martin to see if we could pull it off, and.

543
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Speaker 2: It went much better than expected.

544
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Speaker 3: We've actually got Chris Martin here in the studio with

545
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Speaker 3: us right now.

546
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Speaker 7: No, you don't really do.

547
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 3: I can't believe you don't know my name really well.

548
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 3: I thought you were a if you're a huge Phanoma band,

549
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: I thought you'd know my name I am.

550
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Speaker 9: I'm a huge.

551
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: Stop saying them you went and saw me.

552
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 3: You went and saw me in two thousand I came.

553
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 7: And saw you in two thousand and sixteen.

554
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Speaker 3: Ye, how was I How was my performance?

555
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Speaker 7: It was absolutely fantastic. He was amazing. He was the

556
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 7: best I've been to, followed by the Backstreet Boys. So

557
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 7: you guys were way out there.

558
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 3: And then sorry, wait, wait, you thought the Backstreet Boys

559
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 3: were better than me?

560
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 7: Now I'm really being put on the I'm more nervous

561
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 7: than I've ever been.

562
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Speaker 3: Well, guess what, Nancy, you can tell your family You've

563
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 3: got a whole roll tickets to see me again.

564
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.

565
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 2: What's my name, Nancy? What's my name?

566
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 4: Sorry?

567
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 2: What's my name?

568
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 9: Your fa?

569
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: I have a chat with him. Maybe maybe you and

570
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 2: your fan can get backstage and never be he with

571
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Speaker 2: the big fellows.

572
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that would be fantastic.

573
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, Heneken would go down so well.

574
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: So ridiculous. Likeny just kept going and we said this

575
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 2: at the time that we need to call Nancy backs Chris,

576
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 2: because the last thing she said, as you just heard,

577
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: was that Heineken do it.

578
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 7: Hello?

579
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Nancy, hey going, This is Kieran from the

580
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 2: front desk. Had kiss. How are you good?

581
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 11: How are you?

582
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,479
Speaker 2: Yes? So well? Hey, I was just wondering. We know

583
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 2: that you we've got your role of tickets, and how

584
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 2: would you like them? First of all, what do you

585
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: mean like email? Text message? We can give you a

586
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: hard copy.

587
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 7: I don't know, how would I like them? I don't know.

588
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 7: What do you think? I don't know.

589
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: I'll probably just talk about you. That's probably easiest.

590
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 7: Yeah you know what, Yeah, I think it would be easier,

591
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 7: and honestly, you'll probably be the safe for pop show.

592
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 12: Great, okay, cool. I don't want to keep you for

593
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 12: too much longer, but okay, I know that. Did you

594
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 12: have the interaction with Chris on air yesterday?

595
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 2: Yes?

596
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 7: I did, Yes, I did.

597
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 2: Magic Wow? How cool is that?

598
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 7: It was awesome? You know when I was I think

599
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 7: I was a star. Shuck. I just started talking about

600
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 7: stuff that was so irrelevant.

601
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: And you got his name wrong as well? Am I right?

602
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 7: Yes? I did? Oh my god, that was so embarrassing.

603
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, I know his name,

604
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 7: I know his name, hand on, and my daughter's just

605
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 7: looking at again. Are you serious?

606
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 9: Mother?

607
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hey, hey, that's okay.

608
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 7: Okay, these things happen.

609
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 12: You're nervous, you know, you just want to roll tickets.

610
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 12: So I've got Chris obviously heard the whole thing and embarrassing.

611
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: That's okay.

612
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 12: Now, think he had a good time. He heard you

613
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 12: say at the end the thing about having a maybe

614
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 12: having a beverage with him or something.

615
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 7: At the end of the Yeah, yeah, is that even possible?

616
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 7: Can that happens?

617
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 12: Look, I've had a little bit of a chat with

618
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 12: William Woodie and his people and look, I mean, I

619
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 12: don't really know how to tell you this myself, but

620
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 12: I've got Chris here again.

621
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 7: Oh my god, to me now, I could have put you.

622
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 12: On hold again, but I think he actually might be

623
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 12: Interesa having you and your family back to have a beer.

624
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 7: Of course I will be fantastic, of course.

625
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 12: Okay, I'll chuck you on hold. I think I'll be

626
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 12: able to get him just have a chat with you

627
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 12: about it now. Yeah, I think he just kind of

628
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 12: wants to see if you're not total weird or you know,

629
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 12: Oh my god, give me two cents.

630
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: This is I almost feel like this is unfair, Like

631
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 2: this is like taking candy from a baby.

632
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 3: We're going to have to come clean.

633
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: But we can't.

634
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 4: I can't say to her that I want to have

635
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 4: a beer with her as Chris Martin and then go

636
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 4: and then just leave her believing that's gonna happen. You'll

637
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 4: go to the gig and wait by the side of

638
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 4: the stage. Will So we are going to have to

639
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: come clean here and say that it.

640
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: Wasn't I had the fakeers voice, what are you going

641
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: to go with? What are you going to what are

642
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: you going to say?

643
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: It's Chris Martin.

644
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: There are you gonna say you can't have view with

645
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: her now? It's like, what, well, you can't if you

646
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 2: tell her now, she's gonna She's going to tell every.

647
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: See what happens. Let's see what happens.

648
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 12: Hey, Nancy, I'm just going to put your crust now.

649
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,479
Speaker 2: Hello. Is that Nancy speaking?

650
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 7: Yes to Nancy?

651
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 2: Nancy, It's Chris Martin.

652
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, you going now? I heard a bit of

653
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 4: excitement yesterday, wasn't it when you were talking to me?

654
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 7: Yes, see, was very exciting. I'm so sorry. I just

655
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 7: totally blanked out and forgot your Name's.

656
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: Right, That's right.

657
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 4: It happens all the time. Happens all the time. Just

658
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 4: make sure it doesn't happen on the night.

659
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 7: You definitely won't.

660
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 3: All right, when you're screaming my name.

661
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 4: I hope you will be screaming my name when I'm

662
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 4: performing up there on the stage.

663
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 7: I'm going to even wear a T shirt just with

664
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 7: your name on it.

665
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 4: That warms my warms my cockles. Nancy, what's your favorite song?

666
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 4: By the way, I'm interested. I like warm more songs.

667
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 7: I like yellow clocks. No, you can't answer this is

668
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 7: about me now. I got the tickets. I think they're

669
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 7: my favorite tree songs.

670
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: Great, that's awesome. That's awesome. I really like those songs

671
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: as well.

672
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 4: Actually so, Nancy Kiss told me as well that that

673
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 4: you were interested in maybe having a beer with me

674
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 4: after one of the shows.

675
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 7: Of course, me and my sisters would absolutely love a beer,

676
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 7: a glass of wine. Whatever you want, we will have.

677
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we have a selection of Bully

678
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 4: whatever you want when you're a rock starg and whatever

679
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 4: the fuck you want. Nancy right anyway, all right, well,

680
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 4: look we'll try and make that happen if you if

681
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 4: you had to choose one sister, which one would choose?

682
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 3: I'm not sure how many people I can get back there.

683
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 7: I think i'll bring my daughter. I want to choose

684
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 7: my sisters. I think it will bring my daughter.

685
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, great idea. I've got a daughter as well. I

686
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 2: love her. Yeah, my daughter's name is Apple. What's your

687
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 2: daughter called?

688
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 7: My daughter's name's Eleah.

689
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 2: Unreal, that's unreal.

690
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Nancy, Well there is someone else here that

691
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 4: I just you're the talk so of Actually he's just

692
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 4: over here. Did you want to have a chat? Yeah,

693
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 4: got Nancy, he got Nancy. He Hello, it's my door apple.

694
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 7: Oh my god. His daughter apples on the final layout.

695
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 3: Don't be shy.

696
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 7: Hello, hey, hello, hey.

697
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 4: Hi, Hello, it's Will and Woody here now hello, sorry,

698
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 4: sorry hello, Nancy you there?

699
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: Hey, Nancy, Hey Nancy, it's it's Will and Woody. Uh, Nancy, Nancy,

700
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: We've got to come clean here.

701
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

702
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 2: When we said it was Chris Martin.

703
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 7: Talking, Oh, no, I knew it was a park.

704
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: That was just me.

705
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: We didn't anticipate that to go so long.

706
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 6: My daughter knew it was.

707
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 7: This is what happened when you're when you're old, you're

708
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 7: just you're dumb and gullibles.

709
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

710
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 3: I can relate to that. Andie Winners couldn't believe it.

711
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 4: It was supposed to be like I'll talk for a

712
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 4: little bit and then you'll go, hang on a second.

713
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 4: It's obviously Chris Martin, but you just you just kept

714
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 4: believing it was Chrish.

715
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, which was Yeah, that.

716
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 3: Was very funny for us. So thank you for the laughs. Nancy.

717
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 7: No, that's okay, that's fine.

718
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 4: Just so you know, obviously Cold Play tickets they are yours.

719
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 4: You you are like, that wasn't a joke.

720
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 7: No, No, that's yeah, yeah right, but it just.

721
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: It just wasn't It wasn't Chris Martin talking.

722
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's okay, that's okay.

723
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 6: I forgive you guys.

724
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 7: You guys gave me Cold Play tickets, so it's fine.

725
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 4: That's true. That's totally true. And can I just say, Nancy,

726
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 4: you are a legend.

727
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: And it's just to confirm you've thought that it was

728
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: Chris Martin the whole time.

729
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 7: No, well, I actually did it yesterday. I believed it

730
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 7: because I was telling my sisters. I'm like, come, I

731
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 7: actually spoke to They're like, it's probably an Ai. You're

732
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 7: so stupid, shut up. I was actually speaking so.

733
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 4: And then my.

734
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,959
Speaker 7: Daughter just looked. When I said to my daughter, wasn't here,

735
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 7: She goes her mom. I'm like, okay, okay, so you

736
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 7: did you did.

737
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: Wow, that's incredible. Mate, had a great time a Cold Play,

738
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: have a great afternoon.

739
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 7: Thank you.

740
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they we're going to have to talk

741
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 2: about Oh there was my god, and this just happened.

742
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 4: There was a moment there were obviously you and I

743
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 4: were looking at each other where I had just offered

744
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 4: her a backstage pass to the gig, right, yes, which.

745
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 3: Is obviously We've got to come clean.

746
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: We had to come clean.

747
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 4: We were just like when you beginded to be Apple,

748
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 4: and then she put her daughter.

749
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: Got to a point, it got to a point where

750
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,719
Speaker 2: we were we were definitely into it felt like we

751
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: were undercover cops.

752
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 4: I felt we were in the movie Fast and Furious

753
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 4: and we were becoming mates with the con that we

754
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 4: were pretending to be friends with.

755
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is too real, way too real.

756
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,719
Speaker 3: Wait, thankfully, Oh my god, I can't believe that she

757
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: was very nice about it.

758
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, God, we need to keep doing that.

759
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 4: I want to talk about something that I'm I'm one

760
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 4: hundred percent sure we all do this, but for some

761
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 4: reason it's taboo to talk about it.

762
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 3: So every single.

763
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 4: Time you walk into a public toilet, the who Wants

764
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 4: to Be a Millionaire music starts playing in your head. Ah,

765
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 4: and you look at that lineup of cubicles and you're like,

766
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 4: which which one do I think is the least used?

767
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 4: And henceforth, which cubicle is the best to use? We

768
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 4: all do this, yeah, but I found it really interesting, like.

769
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: This, do you always go for the least used?

770
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 4: That's what I'm targeting. Yeah, sure, I'm definitely targeting Lesia.

771
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 4: And by the way, if you want to engage, because

772
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 4: I'd love to hear people's thoughts here thirteen one sixty five,

773
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 4: join the experiment that we're doing live on air thirty

774
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 4: one six five. What is the best cubicle to use

775
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 4: in your opinion when you're in that.

776
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: Situation sometimes on a cold day, I don't mind a

777
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 2: bit of heat on the seat. Just throwing that out there.

778
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 4: Well, that makes you in the minority, I would I

779
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 4: would assume in sometimes I think most people.

780
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 2: Most most of the time, I refer a freshy.

781
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 4: Okay, And my general opinion is that if you're hard

782
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: to pick the freshie.

783
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 3: See, I don't think. I don't think it is hard.

784
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 3: I am very.

785
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,479
Speaker 4: Strongly of the view that everyone always skips cubicle one.

786
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 4: I think there's this assumption out there that if there

787
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 4: is so I'm talking about three cubicles there, I think

788
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 4: everyone looks at cubicle one and goes, oh, that's definitely

789
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 4: the most used, so I'll go to number two. So,

790
00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 4: in my opinion, I think cubicle one is always your

791
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 4: best decision.

792
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: That is the best tubical. I think that look, we're

793
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 2: talking about a three cubicle spread here, right, three cubicle spread. Yeah.

794
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: I feel as if the conversation has evolved a bit

795
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: from you. I think in the sixties and seventies people

796
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 2: were cubicle wanting. But I reckon in the last I

797
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 2: don't know one.

798
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't think they do cubicle one. I think

799
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 4: they skip it.

800
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 3: I think they assume that it's used a lot.

801
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 2: Hence sorry you, sorry you, you you've gone ahead here.

802
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 7: I think.

803
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: One is used a lot.

804
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 4: But I think everyone goes like, no, that's what everyone

805
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 4: else is thinking, So use one.

806
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: It is the best one to use. No, I think

807
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 2: we're on the same page. I think we are on

808
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: the same page. But but I but I because I've

809
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 2: had this show with Sam a lot, and she and

810
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 2: she thinks that she's a cubicle oner and she's been

811
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: a cubicle oneer for a long time, and I just

812
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,959
Speaker 2: think that that group of people is is has now grown.

813
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 3: Flipped again.

814
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 2: I think so you think that, Yeah, I think the

815
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 2: amount of times that I walk into you know, a

816
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: three cubicle spread, cubicle one can be in a bad way.

817
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 2: It can be, it can be I mean, I'm going

818
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 2: to say, when I was a teenager, it was pretty

819
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: safe bet, but I reckon these days I'm probably a

820
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 2: cubical two guy. I'm going to throw it out here,

821
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: even a cubical three guy some days.

822
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: But if you had to pick one, though, what is

823
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: it two or three?

824
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: Probably two? Yes, I think is the worst? Is not Brian?

825
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: We got Brian, Brian three.

826
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: Three, three cubical spread. What is the best cubicle to use?

827
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 4: To me?

828
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 6: Will be the three picked the last one. This is

829
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 6: why I always try.

830
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, And there's the thing, Brian, I think there are

831
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 4: a lot of people who assume, by walking further that

832
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 4: less people will use that cubicle.

833
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: Common mistake in my mind.

834
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: For most of I don't mind a bit of heat

835
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 3: on the set on a cold day.

836
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 2: For most of us, to close your eyes, you can

837
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 2: just imagine that, you know, it's just it's just you know, heated.

838
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 2: It's heated for you.

839
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 4: The shocking feeling for me when I think, once you

840
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 4: get past that, it's fine.

841
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 3: The only time I don't like warmth anyway.

842
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 2: For most of it about if you're in a fire,

843
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: well done, you flip me, well done.

844
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 4: But for most of us, we're trying to use the

845
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 4: cubicle that we think is least used. I personally think

846
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 4: cubicle one. We're talking about a three cubicle spread. If

847
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 4: you've got three cubicles to choose from, which.

848
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: One we're targeting the one that's been the least used.

849
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 4: I think it's cubical one, because most people wrongly assume

850
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 4: that's the one everyone's going to. Yeah, what's interesting about

851
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 4: this for I got of the calls is that as

852
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 4: people pitch their favorite cubicle, it's it's undoing their argument.

853
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 2: That's right, Which that's right?

854
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 4: This is fascinating science. Katrina, thirteen one or sixty five?

855
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 4: Which cubical do you think is the best one to

856
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 4: go to?

857
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 10: I think the best one to go to is number

858
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 10: two only because when you're in a rush, you got

859
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 10: to go to number one because you're in a hurry.

860
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 10: But when I want to do a number two, I

861
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 10: go to the furthest one away so people can't listen

862
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 10: and and know what I'm doing.

863
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 3: There is some anonymity to going deep. I definitely would

864
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 3: say that, but can up.

865
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 4: My concern is that if people are after anonymity, that

866
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: means some bad stuff's happening in cubicle three.

867
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: That's all I'm going to say. So maybe not a

868
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: good one to go to. I see what she's done there,

869
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 2: that's crafty jay zigs vive JH.

870
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely a factor that we didn't take into consideration.

871
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you definitely.

872
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 3: Do earn that the deep you go if you got

873
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 3: a third cubicle, I think.

874
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: Too, is just just just scramble them a bit. I

875
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 2: know who was that? Who wasn't there? I think when

876
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: you're into it could be anywhere and you could be

877
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 2: coming out of anywhere.

878
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 3: That's true.

879
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: Maybe it's not a factor.

880
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 6: I'm going at debunk number two for sure.

881
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 3: So number two as well.

882
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 7: I know I wouldn't.

883
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 6: I wouldn't choose too, I'd be one and three. So

884
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 6: I study magic card tricks believa. So if you you

885
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 6: you can work this out on anyone and do it yourself.

886
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 6: If you put four cards in front of somebody in

887
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 6: a row of four cards or three cards, ninety nine

888
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 6: point nine percent of people will through. There's option too.

889
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 6: So theory, based on that theory, I would never choose off.

890
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: Telling me ninety percent of people going to the second cubicle.

891
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, one hundred percent aground based on based on the

892
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 6: same theory as as cards. You put down four cards

893
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 6: in front of people or three cards.

894
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 2: You're not taking a ship on the card Jay. But

895
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: it's not saying that he's the when you it's a factor,

896
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We're talking. It's a factors total.

897
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 12: That's it.

898
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 6: That's for some reason, it's the way people's minds will

899
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 6: always choose option too. So I would never jump in

900
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 6: cubicle through.

901
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: I understand you studied the cards. I understand there's some

902
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 2: science there, but you're forgetting a big part of this,

903
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 2: Like the big part of this, which I think is

904
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: in the back of everyone's mind, is not when you

905
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: pick a card, you haven't got your pants around your ankles.

906
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 2: Taking a poo in an office, but you don't have

907
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: which is a factor.

908
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 3: But you don't have your pants around your ankles.

909
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: When you're choosing a cubicle. You are fully but you're

910
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 2: about to eminently, You're about to have your pants around

911
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 2: your ankles taking a poo in your office, potentially in

912
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: front of a work colleague. And I think that that

913
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 2: sends you're in the cubicle. We're going, But do you

914
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

915
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: That sends you in the open door policy and it's sick.

916
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 2: I haven't mean to talk to you about that. I agree.

917
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 2: If we're just talking about, you know, a sit in

918
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 2: a lab, pick one, two or three. Sure people are

919
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 2: going to pick. But you know what was her name?

920
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 2: His name is Jay Him Katrina? She brought up before

921
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: the anonymity factor. Yes, you know that's going to be

922
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: a factor. If you go into cubicle two, you get

923
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 2: a chance of getting iron curtained, which means one and

924
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 2: three get taken at the same time.

925
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 3: You're in.

926
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 2: You're in a bit of a ship storm. I think

927
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: don't want to be there either. So I mean, they

928
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: just don't come in here with the cards, That's all

929
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I do know we're comparing you're bearing apples

930
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 2: and oranges.

931
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 4: I didn't mind bringing it. It's a fair extrapolation. Why

932
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 4: don't we keep taking calls? Well, let's go to Lee

933
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 4: Lee best cubicle today.

934
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 3: You've actually read a study on this exact thing. So

935
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 3: we're going from cards.

936
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: People people using cubicles. What did the study say, Lee, Boys?

937
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 6: Has it gone?

938
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 2: Mate? Very good? Very good?

939
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, So this has actually been tested, believe it on

940
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 11: mis faster this exact thing, and and woods is correct.

941
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 11: The furthest toilet awave door the most used because people

942
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 11: assume the one closest is the most used.

943
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 2: Yes, why do people assume number one is most used?

944
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to go the closes?

945
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

946
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 4: They assume people are lazy, and often for me, when

947
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 4: I walk into da when I walk into.

948
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: A I'm sorry, that's daft.

949
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: When I walk into a public tourl I always go.

950
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 4: You go to cubicle away to go hang on a second.

951
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 4: Everyone's doing this and that's why I go.

952
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 2: But hang on, Are you going to cubicle one because

953
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: you assume that most people aren't going to cubicle one? Yes? Yeah, yes,

954
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 2: because you think most people are going to cubicle three.

955
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 3: No, no, I think they're going to one and three.

956
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I just think they're all going to three. I

957
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 2: want to take calls now if you want to go

958
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 2: and punish someone, but you're actually secretly impressed. Much so.

959
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 2: Bit of a sad story, this one, it's a bit sad.

960
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 2: Does involve some sheep. Good depth to our sheep catalog.

961
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 2: I didn't I don't know we had more than one sheep,

962
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 2: but all of a sudden, have we got more? I

963
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: said that one? All right? So an eighty one an

964
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 2: eighty one year old guy, it's probably where it starts

965
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: getting out. He's eighty one years old. He was sentenced

966
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: to six months in Federal prison Woods for a leally

967
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 2: using tissue tissue tissue from the testicles of large sheep

968
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: hunted in Central Asia to create a hybrid sheep. He

969
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: cloned a hybrid sheep in captivity.

970
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 3: Hang on, he's he's so's he's taken.

971
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: He's taking the balls off these Central Asian sheep on

972
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: holiday for a holiday. I think just in his own time.

973
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 2: I'm not sure he's on holiday.

974
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 4: But he's flying to Central Asia. He's flying home with

975
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 4: the balls.

976
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 2: I don't know how he cut him back. Security get

977
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 2: you there, Security got through customs got done at ball

978
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 2: security every time.

979
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 4: And the specialist, they're the best of the best. Don't

980
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 4: know how they find them every time. He's he's brought

981
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 4: them back.

982
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: So where's the is the.

983
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: Guy from No, I don't know. He's in the US.

984
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 2: So he's flying back to the US.

985
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 4: And then he's so he's tried to put these tissue

986
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 4: into his sheep.

987
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 2: To like let's get into the science. So basically, he

988
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 2: tried to make a separate species of sheep, a super

989
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: species of sheep using Central Asian sheep and an American sheep. Anyway,

990
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 2: he goes, he goes to the judge. They wheel him

991
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: ount from ball security and he goes to the judge.

992
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 2: He's fine, He's fined twenty thousand dollars. He's got to

993
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 2: pay four thousand dollars to the US Fish and Wildlife Foundation.

994
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: And they put him in prison for six months.

995
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: Because he took the balls from Asia or because of

996
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 3: the just dropped the balls.

997
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 2: What's the They've got an issue. But okay, he said before,

998
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 2: he said to the judge, I'm going to have to

999
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 2: work for the rest of my life to repair everything

1000
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 2: that I've done. Here. I don't think he's done that

1001
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: bad thing.

1002
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 3: I mean, did he say why he wanted this special time.

1003
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 2: I don't think we need. His lawyer said, I think

1004
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 2: this has broken him. If he's taking balls back from

1005
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 2: Central Asia, I think he was broken before then. Anyway,

1006
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: I do feel I do feel for the judge. Yeah,

1007
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: I do, because the judge, you know, I think if

1008
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 2: you put someone in the judges shoes here he's going, look,

1009
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: i've got to lock you up here. You can't be,

1010
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 2: you know, mixing sheep balls. But I'm kind of impressed

1011
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: by what you've done. Amazing. You've made a whole third

1012
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: species of sheep in your garage type of the gap

1013
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 2: big fell. And I mean it reminded me when I

1014
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: got home the other night from work and Sem and

1015
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: Max were out and it was just my dog Stevie

1016
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 2: at home. And when you get home and your dog's

1017
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: giving you that look or you're like you've done something

1018
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: wrong here, dogs just look at you. I'm just going

1019
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 2: to look about him where they're like, you just know.

1020
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 2: You haven't seen it yet, but you just know. And

1021
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 2: I walked into the house. Turned out she and she

1022
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: had something like on her mouth and I was like,

1023
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 2: what is that on your mouth? It was brown? Anyway,

1024
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: turned out she'd got into the nappy bin. It's hard

1025
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 2: to get into.

1026
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got one of those either locks hat all

1027
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 4: the she.

1028
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 2: Got in the nappy bin and she'd eaten the whole

1029
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 2: contents of the navy in Yeah, quite impressive. She had

1030
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 2: like a ship lipstick from the brown thing was that's great.

1031
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 2: And so again, buddy, hard to get into that navy bin.

1032
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I was like, look, normally i'd

1033
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: send you outside, but I'm genius, Like, you don't have hands.

1034
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 2: I was culling this sight twain.

1035
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 4: But but she's got paws and she's slid open.

1036
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: That's extra. No, he put CCTV in the room. Now, Yeah,

1037
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: genius speaks to the bloke in the US. I just

1038
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: said her balls.

1039
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 3: What doesn't really work?

1040
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: He gets out of the jail. Mate, We've got a

1041
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 2: job for out fucking smuggle your bass ball security.

1042
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 4: So I can't speak with one hundred percent confidence as

1043
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 4: to whether my dad was fully impressed by this, because

1044
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 4: I was the one that he was he was tasked

1045
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 4: with punishing, but I think a part of him was

1046
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 4: like impressive. So basically, he was doing some cleaning down

1047
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 4: the side of our family home.

1048
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: This is when I was fifteen, sixteen years old.

1049
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 4: And he looked and there was this tree down the

1050
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 4: side of the house and he was like, that is

1051
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 4: that is bizarre.

1052
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: It is the middle of winter and that tree is bossoming.

1053
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: That that just shouldn't be happening.

1054
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 4: This is freak of nature that this this this tree

1055
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 4: is bossing for the first time over winter. Anyway, I

1056
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 4: got a little bit closer and he realized that the

1057
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 4: tree was covered in condoms and.

1058
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: And is that right?

1059
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 4: And at that point he was like, what is going

1060
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 4: And he looks at the next one's house and he

1061
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 4: was like, I just cannot believe the next one they

1062
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 4: are turfing the prophylactics over the bloody fence. And then

1063
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 4: he goes a second exact, the rain right outside my

1064
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 4: bedroom window.

1065
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 2: And I thought they were.

1066
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 3: Compostible or they would decompart.

1067
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 2: You did not.

1068
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 3: I did know you did.

1069
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,919
Speaker 4: He just goes if it as soon as it rains,

1070
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 4: they just just decompose.

1071
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 10: You did not.

1072
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 2: You did not think that would compossible. You just wanted

1073
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 2: to bury the evidence, you know, when your parents know

1074
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 2: you're having sex as a teenager, which is fair enough,

1075
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 2: but don't come on here and try and piss in

1076
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: my pocket and tell me it's raining. I thought that's decompossible.

1077
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: Let's go.

1078
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 4: I just went around that out by. I was saying,

1079
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 4: like they should be practicing safe sex. And that's why

1080
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: Dad was impressed.

1081
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 2: He's like, good boy, Jamie's cool. Hi, Hi, Jamie, how

1082
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: are you going? Sorry you had to wade through that,

1083
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 2: Jamie Jamie, you had to punish someone, but you were

1084
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: secretly impressed.

1085
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, very so. My toddler.

1086
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 9: He managed she climb off on the lounge, fall backwards,

1087
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 9: fall through the glass sliding door, cost US eight hundred

1088
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 9: dollars to six and didn't have a scratch on him.

1089
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 2: And that's awesome, believe that's great news for you. Well,

1090
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: that's sorry.

1091
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 3: He went through a glass He went through a glass door.

1092
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 7: A glass door.

1093
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, smashed the whole thing. He's not even a scratch

1094
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 9: on him.

1095
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

1096
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 3: Like he's like Boyce Willis from Unbreakable.

1097
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: That does happen sometimes. Like I had a friend of

1098
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: mine whose dog got hit by a car recently. Like

1099
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 2: the car came off worse, you're kidding, totaled the car.

1100
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 3: What kind of dog.

1101
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 2: Dog walked away retriever Golden retriever. Funnily enough, I was

1102
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: thinking about this story, didn't Junior produce around Le's put

1103
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 2: her head through your glass wall at the front of

1104
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: your house door door and she you know, that's mildly impressive.

1105
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 2: She walked away unscathed.

1106
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 3: Totally fine, pretty big, pretty big expense for me?

1107
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 2: Is that right into it? She patched it up with

1108
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: her She patched it up with a grilled bag, didn't

1109
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 2: she. She sticky taped her grilled bag to the Yeah.

1110
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, we kept that on there for six months.

1111
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 2: Let's go to.

1112
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 4: Have you been in the situation where you've had to

1113
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 4: get angry at someone but you were secretly impressed.

1114
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,439
Speaker 6: Actually it was my dog.

1115
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm loving these dogs. Then talking about dogs

1116
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 2: on this show. Write that down poop pets dogs tomorrow,

1117
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 2: what's the deal? Thirty one and six five. But right now, Barb,

1118
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: we're talking about when you had to punish someone, but

1119
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: you were secretly impressed my dog.

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00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 6: My dog. Actually, the night before Easter I put.

1121
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 9: All my Easter eggs there. The next morning there was

1122
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 9: no Easter eggs with unwrapped every single Easter egg and

1123
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 9: ate all the Easter I don't.

1124
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: Know if it unwrapped it, Barb, we just would have

1125
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 2: eaten the foil.

1126
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 6: No, I don't know, but they were all undone.

1127
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 3: Already.

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Speaker 2: Come back now, I don't know what you're talking about

1129
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 2: their analysts, but let's.

1130
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 4: We were talking about me completing my course of antibiotics.

1131
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 4: That's actually that's a great thing to like, guys, even

1132
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 4: if you start feeling good, finish the course.

1133
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 2: I think, I think that's common knowledge.

1134
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 3: I would just always stop when I start feeling good.

1135
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 3: And that's why I'm back on the antibes.

1136
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,879
Speaker 2: There's literally a sticker on the box. Yeah, and now

1137
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: you also, like you know, there's a very good chance

1138
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 2: that the bacteria which is infecting you has grown resistant

1139
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 2: to that particular antibiotics, So you're probably going to have

1140
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: to change it because it's not going to work for

1141
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 2: you anyone.

1142
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 3: I've doubled the strength.

1143
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. The doctor said that once they're resilient though,

1144
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 2: like that that antibiotics has gone for.

1145
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 4: You, and they don't do this to me because I'm

1146
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 4: very That's why I'm saying it to you an which

1147
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 4: is mind melt abe.

1148
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 2: Welcome, great to see you.

1149
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: Hello, great, thank you for having me.

1150
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 2: It only has ran half marathon half marathon of marev

1151
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 2: on this week, and but your best time a bout

1152
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 2: fourteen minutes.

1153
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

1154
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 5: I felt like an athlete. I mean Ned Brockman, who

1155
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 5: honestly like he might be running one hundred and sixty

1156
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 5: but I ran twenty one.

1157
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 3: You'd say Ned who you don't say his last name?

1158
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 4: And then.

1159
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 2: He's running one hundred and sixty a day for ten days.

1160
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but I run twenty one, so.

1161
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: I'll I'll be sure to tell him when he finishes.

1162
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 2: Good try mate. Are you going to go the fully?

1163
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 2: Are you going to go step up to the.

1164
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 3: Not right now?

1165
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 5: Not right now?

1166
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 2: I was.

1167
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 5: I was the last time I did one, I was

1168
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 5: like jacking in, like give me the forty two. But

1169
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 5: right now I just couldn't think of anything worse.

1170
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 2: So what do you comes down to the point like

1171
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 2: what are you doing it for? Yeah? Yeah, like once

1172
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 2: you've already got the twenty one, like you know, you

1173
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 2: don't even punish his owe any further.

1174
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 3: Just to see what you're it's capable of, which is

1175
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 3: always more than you think. Yeah, anyway, am I going

1176
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 3: to go into that?

1177
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 2: But there's a depraved mind right there.

1178
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 4: The mental barrier that we all have that you can

1179
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 4: break through it anyway if you feel you need to,

1180
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 4: and you do to be worthy of this planet for

1181
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 4: all your mother's love.

1182
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 13: The motivation, let's not let's not go there. God, what

1183
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 13: are you running to finish?

1184
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 4: The other big thing that's been happening behind the scenes

1185
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 4: is a new Instagram page that you've started, which could be.

1186
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 5: Because Yes, we've started Australia's best Cookie hunt because obviously

1187
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 5: I have a massive passion for cookies.

1188
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: You guys have graciously got a few shout outs.

1189
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: This week which to stop everybody tuning out immediately because

1190
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 2: we are already in the dead zone of it. We

1191
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: may have just lost everyone.

1192
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 3: Don't don't tune out now, it'll offend.

1193
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 2: They already have tuned out to you being worthy of

1194
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 2: so don't worry about that. And at least is safe

1195
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 2: now we've already lost him where this is. We're in

1196
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 2: free fall.

1197
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: Now, we're in the true fan near we're in the Yes.

1198
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 2: He stuck around years. So but the reason we're talking

1199
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Speaker 2: about this a b this week. I wouldn't have been

1200
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: across if not for the yuppies in this team. The

1201
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: fact that there was a seventeen dollar cookie being sold

1202
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 2: in Nobo this week.

1203
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: Yes, in Sydney. The Crumble cookie scandal.

1204
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 4: Yes, so it turns out it was just a kid

1205
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 4: that was selling these cookie went and brought them in

1206
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 4: Hawaii from Crumble Yeah, flew them back and was selling

1207
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 4: them under the banner of Crumble Yeah at seventeen dollars

1208
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 4: fifty pop.

1209
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 3: Unbelieveable. So get this though.

1210
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 4: The media rocked up to like his parents have a

1211
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 4: four million dollar property somewhere. So it's like wealthy business

1212
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 4: moguls a with a business.

1213
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: That's how the rich day rich.

1214
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 5: You know, it's.

1215
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 2: Wild another rich day rich. They generally stay rich to

1216
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 2: negative gearing and other sorts of tex slips.

1217
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 3: But no, that's less fun, but a bit less fun.

1218
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 2: Like economic summit and be like, look, they're richie getting

1219
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 2: rich of the boy getting bored? Right, how are they doing?

1220
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 2: It's their kids are selling cookies, so I don't think

1221
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: that is the problem. But this was a big deal, right, Like,

1222
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 2: this is massive, big on the tiktoks. It still is

1223
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: on It's not not on Instagram. By the way, Instagram's dead.

1224
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 2: Everyone found that out the other day. Now, we had

1225
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,439
Speaker 2: a meeting with kV in you know, judge in charge

1226
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 2: about digital and she said, guys, Instagram's dead. Tiktoks, TikTok's

1227
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 2: taken over.

1228
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 5: It is, and everything that's on TikTok will come to

1229
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:23,959
Speaker 5: Instagram maybe a week later.

1230
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it's a it's a slow I'm.

1231
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 2: Going to start a TikTok account. I said this the

1232
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 2: other day. You're going to set one up. Ye, what's

1233
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 2: going to be your name?

1234
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 3: They're going to do the dancers searching for austral as

1235
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 3: great as cookie.

1236
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 5: Sounds familiar.

1237
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 2: So Ab, you've got three shout outs on air as

1238
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 2: a result of us talking about the cookie.

1239
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 4: Yes, story capitalized. That's another smart business move. You were like, okay,

1240
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 4: saying richer. There we go back at it, which was rich.

1241
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 3: We know your parents own a tuker.

1242
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 4: So you jumped off the back of cooking popularity and

1243
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 4: you were like, yes, I'm going to start an Instagram page.

1244
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 3: We plugged it. How many followers have you gone?

1245
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 5: Okay, guys, watch out. I started with two followers out

1246
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 5: my colleagues and friends.

1247
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 3: Kate Laura, Kate Laura.

1248
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just get what.

1249
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 5: I'm trying to give context on.

1250
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: We now have seventy four follow The goal was fifty.

1251
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 3: Wow, the goal was I know.

1252
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: And up to one point you didn't have a post

1253
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 2: and then you posted for the first time this week.

1254
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've we've gotten so what we've done our first post?

1255
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 3: How's the traction?

1256
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 5: Traction was I think pretty good? So kV actually reposted

1257
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 5: on the Will and Woody socials.

1258
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: Which fucking you will get it.

1259
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 3: You'll get awa you are going to get.

1260
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,479
Speaker 2: Do you know how many advertisers we turn We turned

1261
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 2: away from posting on our social not on Instagram. Will

1262
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 2: you don't know what happened? Believe this stuff that goes

1263
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 2: under my nose just because.

1264
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 3: I'm on Instagram.

1265
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 2: Don't make me set up my monitor page again. That's

1266
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 2: just it.

1267
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: You are going to get an invoice from our manager Joe.

1268
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 3: They'll get it.

1269
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 4: I'm not taking you'll get that.

1270
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 3: But so attraction was good, got bit cups.

1271
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: So we've got two thousand and six hundred views.

1272
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 5: That seven comments, I mean four of the comments with

1273
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 5: Kate and I.

1274
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: You commented on your own review. What did you say? So?

1275
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 5: I just said I'm hungry now as if it wasn't me,

1276
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 5: but like you know, trying to get the engagement, and

1277
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 5: Kate commented incredible first Vid, I.

1278
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,439
Speaker 1: Need a thousand more.

1279
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 5: Now, everyone needs a best friend in your life like

1280
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 5: kV because she she's the number one to poor here.

1281
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: I know she abused her position to repost your content,

1282
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 2: so we know I know that.

1283
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 3: So what's the plan.

1284
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: Now?

1285
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 3: So you reviewed a cookie from rowing a Parade.

1286
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 2: Now analyst, you said, I'm angry now underneath that as

1287
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: you surely you're in the video. If people click on

1288
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 2: your comment, they're going to see that you're the one

1289
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: who commented. It's a good point.

1290
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we didn't say you our names were.

1291
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: We just kind of w it's your face and video,

1292
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 2: it's in your profile.

1293
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I won't know that they might.

1294
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: They will. I'll be like, oh, there you are, But

1295
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 2: then they will.

1296
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just someone getting around their own gear, and

1297
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, I love you for getting around your

1298
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 4: own stuff.

1299
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 2: Eventually we'll get.

1300
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 5: To a point where I won't have to comment on

1301
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 5: my own posts, but at the moment, I just have

1302
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 5: to comment to get the engagement up.

1303
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: I comment on a will and what do you post

1304
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 2: all the time?

1305
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 3: Like, man, these guys are hilarious actually all the.

1306
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 2: Time as you Yeah, man, all right, we'll see you

1307
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 2: guys next week. Thanks a B and go and.

1308
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 5: Follow Australia's Best Cookie guys.

1309
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: It's Australia's Best Cookie Space guys.

1310
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 3: Go follow it.

1311
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 2: Stop confusing them.

1312
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 3: It's Australia's Best Cookie Guys.