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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast meanings.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blether on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to find the person with the job that

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Speaker 2: does the least amount of work in Australia. Now you

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Speaker 2: can dub someone in as well, or it can be

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Speaker 2: a previous job of course. And I'm talking about it

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Speaker 2: because there was a dude in Italy will who just

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Speaker 2: stopped rocking up to work for fifteen years. It took

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Speaker 2: them fifteen years to realize.

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Speaker 3: I was talking about yesterday. I've heard about this guy.

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Speaker 4: He's a civil servant.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a civil servant and it took him fifteen

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Speaker 5: years to track him down. Yeah, he earned the equivalent

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Speaker 5: of eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars extraordinary literally for

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Speaker 5: doing nothing.

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Speaker 2: So and clearly when he was there, he was doing

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Speaker 2: like nothing because you didn't miss him. Want to see

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Speaker 2: if people can beat old Italy man.

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Speaker 5: Because I mean, at the the clickbait of the article

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Speaker 5: was he was the longest amount of sick days ever.

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Speaker 5: He's alwausly not he was. He wasn't sick.

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Speaker 2: Well, if he was sick, he's bloody sick. That's I

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Speaker 2: don't think you can go. I've got a cold. I'll

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Speaker 2: be back in fifteen years. No, it's going to take

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Speaker 2: me a while to wipe the virus.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's what he said. Maybe that's what he went

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Speaker 3: back with. He like, guys, I'm sick. I'm still away

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Speaker 3: from me. I'll give you a five year up. We

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Speaker 3: got Tommy here. Tom. You think you've got a job

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Speaker 3: that requires minimal effort?

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Speaker 4: Mate, Yeah, mate, boys, I'm a greens keeper. So come

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Speaker 4: like middle of the winter, it's like a bit wet,

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Speaker 4: bit windy.

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Speaker 1: Can't cut any grass.

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Speaker 4: They boys just sit in the shed and play the PlayStation.

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Speaker 2: Oh, as soon as there's any moisture there, Tom, you

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Speaker 2: can't work with the grass.

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Speaker 1: No, we probably can, but we just choose not.

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Speaker 4: That. That's one of the great hood winkings of all time,

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Speaker 4: that there's just this like handshake amongst all groundsmen that

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Speaker 4: you're not going to tell any anybody else that you

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Speaker 4: can actually work on wet grass.

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Speaker 3: I'd buy that. I'd buy that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been buying that. I didn't think you could

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Speaker 2: mow in the rain. I thought it would short the

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Speaker 2: mower anyway, I'm an idiot. Let's go to Clinton. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I got Clinton here and now Clinton, this was a

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Speaker 2: previous job that required minimal effort?

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Speaker 6: Correct?

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Speaker 3: What was it?

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Speaker 1: I used to work for a company that made coke cans.

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Speaker 6: My job was to check them for dints.

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Speaker 2: No, so Clinton, over say a week, how many of

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Speaker 2: those cans that have dint? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Maybe ten? Fifteen?

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Speaker 3: So that that's that's your output of the week. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: ten cans, that's what I did.

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Speaker 4: Let the job go, Clinton.

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Speaker 5: That sounds like the dream baby.

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Speaker 1: Very boring man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hands but after that, yeah, pull my hair out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, thanks the cold clean.

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Speaker 4: That's a wild job.

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Speaker 5: I think we're going to go to Diana on thirty

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Speaker 5: one O six five.

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Speaker 3: Dianaa there, Yeah, I'm here. What's the job that requires

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Speaker 3: minimal effort?

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Speaker 6: Well? I was in between jobs, so I joined an

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Speaker 6: agency and they sent me to a job at some

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Speaker 6: factory in canvas Field. I sat up high through watching

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Speaker 6: through a window, and all I did was press a

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Speaker 6: button and let trucks come in all day.

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Speaker 3: So you're effectively opening the garage door.

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Speaker 6: That's what you were doing basically all day.

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Speaker 3: Pretty good?

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Speaker 4: Did not move, did you? So?

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Speaker 5: What was the criterion on letting the truck through or

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Speaker 5: was it just you just let everyone in?

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Speaker 6: No, I just a massive truck. I don't know what

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Speaker 6: they were delivering up to the gates. Press the button,

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Speaker 6: big truck.

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Speaker 4: How are you big enough? You can come in, Diana.

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Speaker 4: You can give yourself one hundred dollars every prize back.

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Speaker 5: That's buddy, good stuck, congratulations. I'm going to wrap it

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Speaker 5: up here. No I's or merely here, merely you reckon?

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Speaker 5: You have the job that required the least amount of effort.

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Speaker 4: What you got.

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Speaker 1: I used to work in a Chinese restaurant, and the

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Speaker 1: six months that I worked there, we had two customers

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Speaker 1: and I would just polish and re polish the cutlery

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Speaker 1: like you know, every single time.

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Speaker 5: Two customers over six months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they went bankrupt, like the day I quit.

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Speaker 5: The thoughts oh two customers over six months.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The chefs still cook food there, like do they still

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Speaker 2: you know, just to keep the skill up like training

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Speaker 2: almost they still yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they would just sort of feed their families while

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Speaker 1: they were there. Yeah, it is more of the boys

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Speaker 1: on the Poor Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know, you want to