WEBVTT - MINI: The WORST Valentine's Day Gift you've received 🌹

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<v Speaker 1>It is Valentine's Day, and we do love love, and

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<v Speaker 1>we love hearing all the love stories. But there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people out there that don't want to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a bunch of people out there that are not

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<v Speaker 1>loved up that want to hear Valentine's Day Gone wrong

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen yeah, thirty one, oh sixty five. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>a story about a Valentine's Day present that was horrific

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<v Speaker 1>or Valentine's Day gone wrong, let me know. Last year,

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<v Speaker 1>for me, I was in a very new relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>my partner Ben. We probably only like six weeks deep,

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<v Speaker 1>and he lives over in Scotland, so we're long distance

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<v Speaker 1>and it's new, right, honeymoon phase, obsessive phase, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like want to do the best impression. So Valentine's Day comes.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year, it's the day before it's Valentine's Day Eve,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm driving to work in the car with my

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<v Speaker 1>friend and we're talking to Ben on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>we're just having a fun conversation. I'm like, Ben, have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever gotten like a bad Valentine's Day present? And

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, not really, I don't really get a present,

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<v Speaker 1>have you? And I said, Oh, not a bad one,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, but there are those presents that just give

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<v Speaker 1>you the ick. You know, those presents that you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>why do they exist? Why do people send them? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get it. He's like, what do you mean? It's

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<v Speaker 1>like Teddy Bears? Dumb? Why do people send adults teddy Bears?

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<v Speaker 1>They're juvenile, they're for children. No adults put in a

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<v Speaker 1>collection of Teddy Bears on their bed, right, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean some people like Teddy Bears, but they're not

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<v Speaker 2>for me. Okay, I feel like it's any The problem

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<v Speaker 2>is it's any traditional Valentine's Day gift, like as in

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm talking like the real stock standard stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>the little weird Teddy Bears you get from service stations.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I'm like Teddy Bears dumb. Uh. Flowers

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<v Speaker 1>in a box dumb who sends a flow? And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't thank flowers like roses that are put in a

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<v Speaker 1>box to have protection. I'm talking about those little flowers

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<v Speaker 1>that come in a box that's like five centimes high

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<v Speaker 1>and the flowers just are stuck in.

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<v Speaker 3>There that's full of water.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you can't try out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very practical, not really cute flowers belong in a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful vase. So I just don't think those little, short,

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<v Speaker 1>stubby flowers in a box, I don't ube them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So you're on a ranch in the car and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the topp I was and I was like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>because I love flowers, I do love them, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like roses. They still triggered me a little bit. I

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<v Speaker 1>was on the Bachelor, I got dumped, you know, first

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<v Speaker 1>person to not get picked ever, Yeah, the history of

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<v Speaker 1>ever trigger. So I'm going on and on about this

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<v Speaker 1>to the band. I'm like flowers in a box Teddy

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<v Speaker 1>bears roses. He's quiet, he's quite quiet, and he's like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>think nothing of it. Valentine's Day comes the next day

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<v Speaker 1>and I get a delivery of literally flowers in a

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<v Speaker 1>box of roses in the shape of a giant Teddy Bear.

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<v Speaker 1>I meet a high everything I said to Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>I felt I've never felt worse. And I called him

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, oh my god, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, you don't, I know you hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said no, no, no, no, it's actually beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm gonna put it in my lunge room.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had it there. Okay, I mean I witnessed

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<v Speaker 1>this first hand. It was hideous, But also I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a satire. N Yeah, look, it's you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to criticize because like, it's so nice to get something,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you get something that you're like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna throw it on a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well what do you do with it? I reckon this

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<v Speaker 2>was satire. I think he knew and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>giant sized novelty teddy Bear.

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<v Speaker 3>Flowers not in the country, so you can just dump

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<v Speaker 3>it because he lives overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, that's what I thought. So I had it

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<v Speaker 1>up for a week because Laura came over.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's like, what is that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that is a monstrousity. It took out the

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<v Speaker 2>whole middle of her dining table, like it was so

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<v Speaker 2>over the top.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's beautiful to grand gesture.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a very.

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<v Speaker 1>Grand It was beautiful gesture. Yes, and I loved the gesture.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want anyone to think I'm ungrateful. But after

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<v Speaker 1>I left it, I left it for a week, then

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<v Speaker 1>I threw it out. Then Ben calls me one day

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, show me how the flowers are going,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, oh, babe, I'm so sorry. I literally

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<v Speaker 1>just threw them out today. They'll probably be in the

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<v Speaker 1>ben days ago.

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<v Speaker 3>He said they died.

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<v Speaker 1>I said they died. I had to turn it out.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, oh, but but they said that they

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<v Speaker 1>were preserved and they last up to three months. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I got them for you, so you could have

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<v Speaker 1>them long term.

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<v Speaker 3>They were ever last day? Were there ever last chemically

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<v Speaker 3>treated roses? I've said that, So I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Burnt the whole thing, threw it out and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, you hated it?

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<v Speaker 2>You hold on?

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<v Speaker 3>People are calling Natalie. I'm thirteen one six five. Did

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<v Speaker 3>this happen to you? Did you have a V Day

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<v Speaker 3>go wrong? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>V Day went terribly wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>My husband I said that I needed a new washing machine,

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<v Speaker 3>so he gets one delivered on Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 2>DAYE that's not kid, I love that, No, Sane.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you have to stay home because I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>the washing machine delivered.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting something delivered with small washing machines.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you even have to stay home? Nothing last ye.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing says love like that weekend weekend you go are

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<v Speaker 2>you guys still married now.

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<v Speaker 3>I love him. Happy V Day Australia, no matter what

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing, maybe a single and actually I actually hate that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like V Days sometimes can get you down, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why one of people's worst moments. It's like you're

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<v Speaker 1>people at home that are like, stop being lovey dovey.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to hear it if you're single.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, won't there be people who were like, I'll take anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about all the people who got nothing for Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll be people that hate me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like, you've got a massive thing of flowers

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<v Speaker 2>in the shape of a teddy Bear. I would have

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<v Speaker 2>taken a washing same