WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Matty J has been saying things in his sleep... 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:14.760 Britain, Laura and come on. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:23.600 Oh hello, hello, hello everybody. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.400 Hi guys, are day. 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:27.000 It's hump day. I'm feeling good. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.080 You know. Britt was just showing me this new David 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.320 Attenbor documentary that he's released, and we were having a 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:33.239 cry because he's so beautiful. 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:34.360 The animals are so beautiful. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:35.560 He's so beautiful. 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.360 Seven guys ninety seven and he's releasing in doco. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.800 Yes about it, Praise the Lord, Thank god he's still here. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.480 But he released a docco a couple of years back 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:46.360 and said it was going to be the last one. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:48.560 He was like, I'm never doing another one, and I reckon, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:49.440 it's a marketing ploy. 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:51.680 He's gonna be one hundred and seven, still releasing, going 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.280 this is my last one, or it's not a marketing 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:56.680 it is. He's ninety five. He thought he was going 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.920 to cart it. He's ninety seven. Now he's like, where 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:00.160 may as well throw? 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.640 That's something all old people do every Christmas. Mind then 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.399 says this is my last and then gives me a 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.280 five dollar note on a box of choking. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.199 You don't get angry the year after when she's still 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.720 there and you said it was going to be your 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.520 last I just think ninety seven, mate, have a rest, 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.400 retire sleep when you did. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.280 I think he's not harassing them. You know what. He's 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.920 like one of those great tortoises that the Galapagos tortoises. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:22.959 To one hundred and fifty or something. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.520 You'll never die. I'm here for it. I'm here for it. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.960 Well, are we ready for a big Wednesday show? 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:34.679 Ross Noble an amazing comedian. He's on today. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.720 Yeah, he's very funny. He's on Thank God You're Here, 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.640 which is back on Channel Tan. It's back tonight. Hamish 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.240 Blake the Goat. He is like the og Thank God 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:44.319 You're here contestants. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.480 Yeah, but Ross Noble's very good at improv so I 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:47.760 reckon he's going to give him bit of a run 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:48.160 for his money. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.000 All right, let's test him out. Ros Nobles joining us 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.800 next ahead of his TV debut tonight. It is the 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.920 pick Up with Britt, Laura and Mitch right around Australia. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.320 Welcome high rushing to Chemist Warehouse. This Father's Day for 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:00.200 big brand Fragrance is at the lowest price. This is 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.640 Chemist Warehouse, Great savings every day. We were talking about 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.320 this show when it was announced it he's back on 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.320 Channel ten Thank God You're Here It is continuing tonight 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.040 seven point thirty. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.720 Such a funny show, Big Ausye comedian feature love it. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.120 I was obsessed with it when it originally aired, and 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.919 the fact that they brought it back is brilliant. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:20.280 It's so funny tonight joining the lineup that we've had 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:23.640 him on the show before. Comedian actor the one and 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.639 only Ross Noble is here. Hello, Ross, Welcome to the 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:27.040 pick up. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.920 Hello, welcome back. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.679 Hey, how you feeling. I feel like we've had you 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:33.760 on the show before. Ross. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:37.280 You are a hilarious comedian. You handle Heckler's really well 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.280 when you're up on stage. So this improvised environment on 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.280 Thank God You're Here, I feel like it's built for you. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:47.080 Oh Like I was exactly like I did the Shore 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.000 back when it was like fifteen years ago and people 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.120 have been seeing to me ever since. Field was just 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:56.000 what's the most fun, Like, what's the like of all 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:57.800 the TV shows, what's the one that you have the 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:00.880 most for art? And now I've always Thank God here, 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.120 so I jumped at the chance. So yeah, it's great. 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.639 We get to play dress up and there's a load 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.800 of people in the room that are living in a 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.680 world and you just get to join in. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.160 I once read that you said that preparing you for 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.320 your shows was like writing four wards down on a 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:16.959 piece of paper. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.600 So I think that this is the environment that you 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:19.080 thrive in. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:24.200 Yeah, well, weirdly, that's sort of rather than writing forwards 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.680 on a piece of paper and then going, right, that's 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.760 what the show is going to be tomorrow, Like you 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.519 go on and then you like, when you come off, 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:33.880 you go, I was a good idea, I was, that 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.960 was the thing. I'll write those four things down and 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.240 then out of those four things the next night you 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.320 go on stage and think, oh, yeah, those things that 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.320 came up with last night, one of which you'll remember 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:48.040 what it was the other three or just random things 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.240 that you have no recollection of saying. So that thing. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.760 But yeah, no, it's great. I think what people forget 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:56.120 about that show as well, is you know, they focus 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.200 on the They focused on the comics, on the guests 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.720 that are coming on doing it ross. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.600 When are you think, in the worst moment you've experienced 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:03.320 the stand up. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.880 Comedy is there was a woman sat down the front 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:07.560 and she wasn't looking at me, and she had her 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:11.400 head down. She's looking away, and I said to her, 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.840 and she was quite an attractive woman, and I shouldn't 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.680 have mentioned. I should have said, I said, why are 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.279 you looking? When every time I talked to her she 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.040 wouldn't look at me in the face. And I said, look, 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.400 I said, what's going on? I said, you'd stop hiding 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.360 your face. You're a very attractive woman. And a friend 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.839 went and she as this woman looked up at me, 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.680 a friend went, what about me? That really odd that 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:35.280 a friend would say what about me? Trying to take 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.599 the trying to steal the glory off her friend. But 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.680 I realized why she did it was because the friend 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.640 looked up and where I should have been like I 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.200 should have like literally her eye was literally just skin 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:51.760 going across there, and I just went, you're a very 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.279 noway or gets worse. I said, why are you shying away? 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.360 You're a very attractive woman. And a friend went, oh shit, 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.480 I need to get this back on me. She goes, 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.320 what about me? And I actually said to her, as 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.599 this woman looked at me, I went, not a patch 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:14.359 on her? Stop literally like the worst possible thing. But 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.720 the trouble is it was such a perfect punchline that 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.880 both of them started laughing. These two women laughed, but 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.880 the rest of the audience, who thought that I'd said 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:28.000 it on purpose, The rest of the audience are going 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.680 you are the worst human being on the base of 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.720 the planet, whilst these two girls were rolling around laughing 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.640 because they knew I hadn't done it on purpose. Yeah, 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.240 if you want, there's the answer. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.240 So what I'm taking from this is maybe you should 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.040 scripture jokes. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:43.039 Yeah that is God. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.919 Well, you can get more of Ross tonight. It's going 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:50.040 to be completely improvised, completely, there will. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:59.080 Be nothing absolutely horrible as potentially Yeah tonight, Hamish Blakes 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:03.720 on as well. Hamish. Yeah, you know. So is it 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:04.760 a competition or. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.320 I think there is a trophy Ross, Yeah, it is 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:08.440 a competition. It's a competition. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:09.560 You need to go for gold. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:16.440 Okay, thanks all right, seven thirty tonight, Channel ten. I 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.599 thank god you' here is back with Ross Noble, Hamish Blake, 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:19.200 thanks for coming on. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.520 Rass chat. Soon's mate. What a legend is funny? 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.720 Imagine when you've just said that, oh, no. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:27.320 Brilliant, all right. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.440 Next on the show, we've all been in that situation 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.799 where we've been sat next to a child on an aeroplane, 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:33.960 or there's been a screaming baby on the flight. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:35.480 It's usually mind Laura more than ever. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.120 I was about to say very you, Laura. However, that 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.320 could soon be a thing of the past. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.360 I'll tell you why next on the Pickup Hates the 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.560 pick Up with Britt, Laura and Mitch here thanks to 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:46.039 Chemist Warehouse. Why don't you do yourself a favor and 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:47.800 heading today great savings every day. 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.839 Hey guys, Hello, I have some amazing, amazing news, probably 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.000 more so for you, Mitch. 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.120 Laura is probably only. 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:55.640 Need less impressed. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:07:00.960 There's a European airline that has started offering a flight 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.560 route where you can pay a little bit more to 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:09.000 pay for a child free zone. Oh okay, this is 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:09.640 an airline. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.400 I haven't heard of it actually, so that's a worry. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.240 But it's called Corandon and they're starting off by just 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.040 offering this one route from Amsterdam to the Caribbean to 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.320 like this one particular island, which is a very particular route. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.280 I reckon it must be a real family destination obviously 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.480 if this is the route they've decided. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.000 To put it on. 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.880 But you can pay an extra seventy five dollars to 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.040 get into an adult only. 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.120 Zone of the airline. I think this is the best 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:33.920 thing I've ever heard of. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.440 I would pay way more than seventy five dollars to 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:37.920 know that I could get on a flight and be 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:39.440 in a zone with no little kids. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.320 But I'm not against this. I mean, yes, I think 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.360 it comes as a benefit to parents as well. And 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.440 the reason why is because I cannot tell you the 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.200 amount of times that I have trudged onto a plane 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.040 with my two kids. I have a four year old 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.240 and two year old, all our bags. One of them 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.040 is having a little tantrum about something, and we've sat 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.880 down next to a stranger, and their whole demeanor, their 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.080 body language, their face, everything about them without them actually 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.360 saying something is I can't believe I'm sitting. 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.000 Next to these kids. And I get it, I don't 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:05.920 want to sit next to other. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:09.040 People's kids, but I really, really, really hate it put 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:10.480 them into an adults only section. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.160 I think this is a great idea. Every flight should 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:13.040 do it, but you need to pay more. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.520 Adults section makes it sound like they're all making out 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.160 of the front of the plane. Is there a velvet 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.360 curtain that closes and then does a disco ball drop? 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.360 From You know, when you book a resort and it's 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:26.000 adults only, you think it's like just the problem is though. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.520 You're like, what's going on on the holidays for it? 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.200 Heaps of resorts and hotels are adults only, and you 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.439 always wonder, rumor has it there's swingers resorts. 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.160 We're getting off track. Let me not back to the plane. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:39.840 It's because kids are jumping in pools and being annoying. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:40.760 That's swingers. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.439 Let's get back to the plane. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.000 Yes, I would pay extra, Yes I think you should 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:48.040 pay extra, but it doesn't bother me. And I know 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:49.840 what you're saying, Laura, like it's it must be so 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.600 offensive and upsetting for you when you're the parent and 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.240 you see someone walk on that looks at you like, 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:56.600 damn it, I'm next to the kids. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:58.360 I would be shattered. 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.280 If I jumped on a flight was a long distance 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:02.960 flight and there were kids next to me, one hundred percent, 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.480 I would never let that parent know, and I'd never 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:09.280 show them or say anything. But this flight is ten hours. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.400 Ten hours is a long enough time for me to 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.320 pay more to not be around screaming babies. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.719 I reckon your face would say it all. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.800 I remember the time that we got onto a long 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.040 haul flight and the woman sitting next to us when 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.640 Molly was only three months old, she could not have 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.120 made it more obvious that she was so angry by 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:26.600 the fact that she had to sit next to us 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.640 and Molly wasn't even crying at the time, but her 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.880 body language and the way she spoke, and then she 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.280 was like, oh, I can't believe I have to sit 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.480 here as though I can't hear her, and you did 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.640 you give it back? I was too embarrassed, but also 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.920 like I was a new mum with a newborn baby, 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:43.560 and I just felt I was humiliated, really, and I 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.960 was like, she's not even doing anything wrong yet, how's 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.600 this woman going to react when she does have a 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:48.679 period where she cries later on? 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:50.360 See No, I'm actually with you on that point. I 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:52.320 hate crying kids on a plane, but like they got 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:53.960 to travel. You can't put them in a dog crate 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.319 under the under the airplane with her bags. You know 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.320 what I saw on TikTok It was this plane. It 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.240 was in the US. This was on her dad's lap, 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.800 wearing a light up onesie in the middle of a 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.040 plane in the middle of night service. So it was 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.760 pitch black. This baby had a neon led onesie on 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:13.560 flashing like a real stroke warning. And if that was me, 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.400 I'd open the exit door and I'd be out. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.520 Yeah, but this is the point where where a flight 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.920 attendant needs to come over and say control your kids, 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.520 like most parents are not being terrible parents on a flight. 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.360 All right, Pole of the room, would you pay the 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.199 seventy five dollars for child free? I would? 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.160 I reckon, I'd pay seven hundred dollars n a lot, 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.520 but one hundred percent without doubt. 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:30.640 I'll pay it and leave my kids at the back 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:31.000 of the plane. 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:35.480 No great parentinggl and here we come. All right. 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.800 Next on the show, my husband has been doing something 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.600 in his sleep. Now I want to tell you, Maddy 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.199 j my beautiful husband, he's done something in his sleep 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:44.559 and it is causing some true. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.800 Relationship problems between us. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:47.240 Oh god beit a real issue. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.600 That's next on the show. It he's the pickup Britt, 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.720 Laura and Mitch. Here Hey, rush into chemist Warehouse this 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.199 Father's Day. It'll sneak up on you and he's coming. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:58.200 Get big brand fragrances at the lowest prices. Chemist to Warehouse, 0:10:58.360 --> 0:10:59.440 great savings every day. 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:01.600 I have a question I want to pose to everyone, 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.280 What has your partner done in their sleep that has 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.640 monumentally pissed you off? 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:07.920 Well, I'm single, so thanks for that. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.120 I didn't have a partner for ten years. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:13.439 Disappeared, so I sleep every night. So actually there's nothing. 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:15.680 Okay, Well, look I talked about it the other week. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.119 Was like I didn't literally want to answer. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.800 Sympathy Either that went on for way too long, or 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.880 it's like, well for those of us in love with it, we're. 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:28.440 Still talking about the break, come off, get off, all right. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.360 So the other week we were talking about Matt and 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:31.559 he's terrible snoring. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.080 The beautiful husband he's been on the show heaps. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:34.160 This is what it sounds like. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:39.480 WHOA. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.320 Now, I thought couldn't get worse. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.880 You know, I'm already at times sleeping in the other 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.760 bedroom right because he keeps me awaken and annoys me. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:49.800 Okay, let's unpack that. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.040 No, we love each other. Our relationship is solid, and 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.040 we love each other. But the other night I was 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.280 laying in bed next to Matt and then I heard 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.160 something and I could hear this like then a little 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.600 like like the TV was on, and what time was it. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.480 It's like three in the morning. Oh god, the TV 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:04.880 is on downstairs. And I was like, oh my god, 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.800 we've got ghosts, like there's somebody in there. I turned 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.040 it off. I turned the TV off, and so I 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.760 get up and I'm listening. I'm like, what is that? 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.040 And I walked downstairs and there's Molly May, my beautiful 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.199 little four year old, sitting there with an iPad on 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.280 the couch watching YouTube kids. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.120 She got out of bed, went down the stairs, got 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:29.600 the iPad, propped herself up on the lounge and watch YouTube. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.520 And had and she was a bug eye like she 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.800 had been sitting there watching YouTube kids for probably forty 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:35.280 five minutes. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.520 Okay, wait, had you a forgotten just to put it 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:38.320 a bed in general? 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:38.360 No? 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:39.360 No, no no. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.559 So I'm like, sweetie, what are you doing. It's the 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.360 middle of the night. And she was like, mom, I'm 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.240 watching YouTube kids. Like what do you reckon I'm doing? 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.080 And I was like, no, no, no, we don't have iPads. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.120 So I'd go to take you the iPad off. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.360 Her screaming downstairs. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.000 Screaming, and I was like, honey, it is four in 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.640 the morning. We are not having iPads. And she said 0:12:57.000 --> 0:13:00.400 Daddy said I could, and I was like, I'm sorry what. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.400 And she's like, Daddy said I could watch the iPad. 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:04.560 And I was like, well, that didn't happen. Daddy would 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:05.120 never say that. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:05.440 Anyway. 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.079 We go upstairs, she stops crying. I turn the iPad off. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:09.760 I pick her up in my arms and carry her 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:13.000 upstairs and we go into the bedroom and I'm like, Matt, 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:13.880 he's completely asleep. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.280 I make Matt. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.080 He's like, yeah, still asleep. I'm like, did you tell 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:18.400 Molly that she could watch the iPad? 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:19.640 He's like yeah. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:21.560 And I was like, I was like, Marley just asked 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:25.160 Daddy again. And she goes, Daddy, can I watch the iPad? 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.280 And he goes, yeah, honey, I watch the iPad? Oh Man, 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:32.319 completely asleep, man, So apparently this has happened. He sleep 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.800 talks two nights in a row. I got it out 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.800 of Marley that she'd gotten up the night before and 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.760 had been watching the eyepap because Matt in the middle 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.520 of the night is like, yeah, honey, it's all right, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.120 you can go date those boys at you go out 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.560 the front door. He's just agreeing to whatever she is 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:46.680 because he's asleep. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:48.280 She's had a bend of two nights in a row. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:49.720 Was she have an espresso in the morning. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.160 She has been a barrel for two days straight. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.280 And it's because Matt has said it's fine for her 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:55.920 to watch the iPad and he doesn't know he's doing 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.120 it because he's completely asleep. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.120 I'd be interested to know if this is because we've 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.120 all had partner and excess and that have done weird 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:01.760 things in the bedroom. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.480 Right Ben, your boyfriend Britt, does he do anything? 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:04.360 Ben's an angel? 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.800 But before Ben, I was seeing this guy briefly that 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.880 I remember. In the middle of the night, I heard 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:14.160 him get up and then I could hear sh and 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.160 I sort of like put my phone light on. He 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.440 was just standing next to the bed, winging on the 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.320 bedside table, onto the bedside table, onto. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:22.760 The bedside table he thought I wanted to do. 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.280 I tried to wake him up, but he was so 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.160 deep and then I had this flashback, and I'm like, 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.480 I've heard that you're not supposed to wake people up 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.720 when they're sleepwalking his sleep. 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:32.600 Pissing, shake him. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:33.600 You can wake them up. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:35.960 I think you can. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:37.640 What if he had a knife to you and I 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.000 better not wake him up. He's having a night terror. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:40.800 I played by the rule. 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.480 Also okay thirteen one six five, let's pull the country. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.040 What does your partner do while they sleep? What are 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.160 the weird things they're doing while they're getting some z's. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.040 We'll take your call's next at the pickup It is 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:52.000 the pick up around Australia. Laura and Mitch. Here after 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.200 your Wednesday afternoon or thanks to chemists warehouse heading today 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.120 great savings every day, Laura. 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:58.680 On the brink of a divorce. I feel like we 0:14:58.720 --> 0:14:59.440 say that all the time. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.240 No, I I'm not on the brink of a divorce. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.040 But look my beautiful husband, Matty Jay. He has started 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.600 doing something in his sleep that he is completely unaware of. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:08.680 And what that is is that he tells our four 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.760 year old that she can do whatever the hell she wants. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:14.000 She started watching YouTube kids at four am in the 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.200 morning because daddy said it was fine to get the 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:16.920 iPad out. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:17.840 In his sleepy state. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.880 He's like, baby, whatever you want, just don't wake me up. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:26.680 And she's downstairs watching four hours of Bluey So funny. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:29.280 What does your partner do in the bedroom? Hey, Sarah, 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:29.920 what's going on? 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.880 So my partner's a fairly animated sleeper, and the other 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.400 night when he was waking up, he started seeing if 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.240 you're happy, and he know's got her hands and flooded 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:39.440 cropping on my stomach. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.200 Oh my, oh my, gosh's so cute. 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.200 That's kind of but that is cute. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:44.160 That could be worse. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:50.440 How do you do it? That's so good? 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:52.680 Makes She wondered what he was dreaming about. 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.040 Oh, I know, I'm Naomi. What did your partner do 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.160 in this sleep? This is great. 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:58.840 My partner and I have been married for five years. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.960 And he picks his nose in his sleep and he 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.320