WEBVTT - MINI: Timewaster: French Headlines

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, the Gold Ofthon back connection tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 1>We're the Matildas thanks to Ian s where every time

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<v Speaker 1>the Matilda's score you win prizes. So time waste this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about this weekend's big game, huge game, more

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<v Speaker 1>massive game. Australia will be watching tomorrow night. Get behind

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<v Speaker 1>the Matilda's taking on and beating another waterloo.

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<v Speaker 2>By the French. Yeah that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>This goes back years centuries. So we're asking you to

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<v Speaker 1>try and predict what the friend says. I gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>back page sports news, It's gonna be front page news

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. What do you think the headlines are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be as the French are knocked out of the

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<v Speaker 1>Women's World.

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<v Speaker 3>Cud Now, I'm very worried about what's about.

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<v Speaker 2>What we call friendly fire.

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<v Speaker 1>I love France and to all my French listeners, Jimppelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just sweet on Radio Star don it's like God

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<v Speaker 1>one I four point three Is that made up? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my name is Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I live in Australia and I am a radio staff.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is Where is the swimming pool their premier rule.

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<v Speaker 2>Ala dat I.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe that's the first street on the left. You know

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<v Speaker 1>how you were taught in the eighties sort of wrote

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<v Speaker 1>you know that. It's a conversational, aren't they just walking

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<v Speaker 1>around asking for the swimming pool?

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty, so let's get mystic. Let's go to the newspapers.

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<v Speaker 1>The headlines. All the headlines going to say when the

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<v Speaker 1>Matildas knock out the French. I'll tell you what they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to say, stop your whining, stop your whining. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's just the starter. That's just the starter. Not

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<v Speaker 2>Tour de France, bord to France, or order France to

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<v Speaker 2>France to bart s plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, French berets buried, French berets berries.

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<v Speaker 2>Moaning leases that is very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Moaning lass. Yeah, moaning leases plus. Let's car go home,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's scar go home.

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<v Speaker 2>These have gotten a lot better. The warming up insane.

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<v Speaker 2>There is the river sane, insane, just this insane. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't thought of anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a busy show with all that limo, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>And finally, what are the headlines going to be?

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<v Speaker 2>From page on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 1>Krocky Balboa, France Ko out of the Women's World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Rocky for Crocker mouche Rocky Rock.

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<v Speaker 2>You must mean krock. Everyone knows. Everyone knows. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>hear any goals. I thought that gold n leg gold.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Rio, what have you got there?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>You remember the submarine controversy earlier in the year between

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<v Speaker 3>Australia and France. That's yes, more sub pain for France

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<v Speaker 3>as super sub damn Kerr sinks France a headline story,

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<v Speaker 3>a story story, bad day to bree French. French soccer

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<v Speaker 3>team stinks more than their cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if you just come to stinks more than the cheese,

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<v Speaker 1>that would have been a gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Ou la la more like ulusa. Oh, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>He found it, He got that last gold. That's the one.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Then send us your headlines fall seven five, three, one

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<v Speaker 1>oh four three, join us as we all laugh at

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<v Speaker 1>the French. This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Then let's go to tomorrow night's game Women's World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Matilda's hosting the French and then hosting the French.

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<v Speaker 3>Good yeah, I should have been on.

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<v Speaker 2>Your miss.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So we are asking you this morning on

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<v Speaker 1>the time waster to predict the headlines front page news.

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<v Speaker 1>What will it be on Sunday as Matilda's beat the French,

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<v Speaker 1>France Surrender's.

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<v Speaker 2>For nil.

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<v Speaker 1>Silver plus, Matilda's run French onion rings around the frogs silver, gusta.

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<v Speaker 2>Matilda's baggett another win.

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<v Speaker 1>God sends you a well done cer met the frog

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<v Speaker 1>curt frog as in Sam.

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<v Speaker 3>Gold plus plus plus who's.

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<v Speaker 2>That Fiona wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Kel kerr prieze to the kill saprieze over my head?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah me too, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Escar gone, that's the one that's the better one that

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to do.

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<v Speaker 2>You did it better, Amy Moran, scar On.

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<v Speaker 4>Get luck, Oh Silver, Ozzy ossy Ossy wee Lee Lee,

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<v Speaker 4>Rebecca and Essendon well done.

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<v Speaker 1>You may have the Eiffel Tower, but we've got Mary

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<v Speaker 1>Fowler mm silver that's from our producer Caitlin in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the liver.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, are you're generous with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Matilda is now the snails not naught?

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<v Speaker 2>We have any French listeners. I ain't get stuffed.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Sam, come on, I love this and ross

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<v Speaker 1>Eiffel sour these are so ross Edmonds well done, Sacra

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<v Speaker 1>blew It gold again Wood Chuck, Steve, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>They get your asses back on. It's ladlier. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's the French for backside. It's another goal hack your begets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's very good, very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>No triumph, triumph yeah yeah, Silver, Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>Water Losers, Sonia, well done. Soccer Blur, soccer Blur gold plus.

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<v Speaker 2>These are so good.

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<v Speaker 1>French fried, French fried, French yogurt now renamed No Play Silver,

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<v Speaker 1>Matilda's bring the Champagne, all the champagne.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, popen bottle Silver plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Matilda's crepe all over the French goodness. Come on, No

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<v Speaker 1>love for Pepe la who O.

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