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Speaker 1: What do you know about Taylor Mumpson?

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Speaker 3: The name is vaguely familiar. Having said that, I thought

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you. Yeah, Taylor Lawnner you Taylor lawn.

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Speaker 3: But I'm Google. Don't me tell you.

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Speaker 1: Taylor Momson is well, I know a bit about it,

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Speaker 3: Is why she's so famous. She's an actor, famous for

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Speaker 3: her roles as Jenny Humphries from Gossip Girl and Cindy

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Speaker 1: She was also frontman to the band The Pretty.

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Speaker 3: Front Woman, front person, front front singer, main singer. That's

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Speaker 3: I thought ac dc'd have someone mega famous and maybe

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like Julio Iglesias, not even his son.

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Speaker 4: Is he Spanish?

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Speaker 1: Sounds sounds Spanish?

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Speaker 4: That's enough.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is what's happened. While she's on stage singing

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Speaker 3: What actually happened? Because hasn't he walked back a bit

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Speaker 2: The history was that he bit the head off a

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Speaker 4: Let me see you.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're talking about ruin for everyone.

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Speaker 2: As part of the cutting room floor, Drendall, I'm just

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you sort of wear this badge

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Speaker 1: That's what I see.

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Speaker 3: That's some kind of beat.

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Speaker 2: My street is not a bat away from that, Away

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Speaker 3: This is a Spanish town. Player a how would you

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Speaker 3: It is a popular spot for bachelor and bachelorette parties

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised at this, because I thought we'd moved on

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Speaker 1: I don't see it often.

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Speaker 2: It was always fun to carry around the sex doll,

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Speaker 3: Who would carry it theater?

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Speaker 4: Point how long through the wedding, up.

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Speaker 2: Now they take it around the town and then it

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Speaker 3: Well, this new band stops froit from going out in

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Speaker 3: of a sex sheal nature. You get quite a big fine,

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Speaker 3: two and a half grand.

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Speaker 4: This No, that's Australian dollars.

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Speaker 3: This town has a population of twelve and a half thousand,

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Speaker 3: the next to you dresses at penis, I can see

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Speaker 3: why you'd be annoyed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you're married to that penis. And when

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Speaker 2: you talk about penis costumes, are we just presuming that

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna have a big vagina costume, are.

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Speaker 4: You, Brandon? I you go to these things more than

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 3: Who's going to dress up as a big vagina?

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Speaker 1: People might mistake you for mister Yawn.

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Speaker 3: He'd be fine, he'd be fine. That's obscene. So it

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Speaker 3: looks scene. Put a sash on him. It's at a

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Speaker 3: wedding day.

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Speaker 1: Anyway?

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Speaker 3: Should we leave it there?

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Speaker 1: What else can you do? Nothing? Miss Charles? Are you

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Speaker 1: ready for well? Amanda? What's on the cutting room for today?

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Speaker 3: You all right? Is sounding like a gravel voiced ogre.

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Speaker 1: No, sorry I was. I was just adjusting my chair.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready now?

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Speaker 1: I was mid I.

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Speaker 4: Love to hear you.

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Speaker 1: Think about the Cuddy Room four. It's Lucy Magoosey.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting a vibe that he's just not that into you.

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Speaker 3: People are so tight with their money that he thinks

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Speaker 3: They said, well it is, but you don't want to

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Speaker 1: I often speak to couples who have divorced, and I

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Speaker 2: why did you split up? And they just said, well,

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Speaker 2: then the reasons that they cited.

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Speaker 1: They weren't that bad.

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Speaker 4: That was so interesting.

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Speaker 1: And then I thought, am I a very tolerant person

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Speaker 2: And I often think this is about Helen. I wonder

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Speaker 3: Well, she has been deaf for eighteen years and even

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Speaker 1: This is Another Friend Chatter.

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Speaker 4: Double a Chattery.

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Speaker 3: We spoke about the nature of quitting and at what

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Speaker 1: Isn't it a lot of times?

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Speaker 2: And you know, whenever we have trouble, a fire out

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Speaker 2: I know that it would be okay. I would say

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Speaker 3: Well, once you've been in a long term relationship, you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the silent treatment, I can never do that.

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Speaker 2: Do you do the silent treatment?

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Speaker 3: No? But I'm because Harley can do this silent treatment.

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Speaker 3: I'm the one who's consersted.

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Speaker 4: Have I upset? You have I upset? You have I

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Speaker 3: It's exhausting. Rather than just letting him sit in his

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Speaker 1: Always do the boomerang apology.

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Speaker 3: You're the one who articulated what I do. So I

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Speaker 3: and you know I'll come back and apologize for it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't usually get the boomerang apology from you.

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Speaker 1: It seems to work for everyone else. My boomerang. I'm

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Speaker 3: For yours was just a stick.

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Speaker 1: My boomerang won't come back on that. I think that's it.

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Speaker 4: I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: Well, take take that to the back.

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Speaker 2: Right, cuttin room four time, no time for making round

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Speaker 1: Bit like sid hale.

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Speaker 4: Have we started?

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Speaker 3: Is issue talking? Or is this you just warming up?

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Speaker 1: Or do you want me to keep doing voices? Impressions of.

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Speaker 3: Voices? Impressions? I like you to speak English, So I'm

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Speaker 3: guessing we've started all right, Well, I start this story now, I.

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Speaker 1: Think I need to take a day.

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Speaker 4: Do you a mental health day?

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Speaker 3: Is it day enough? Anyway, let's talk about this. US

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Speaker 3: couple have discovered something underneath their jacuzzi. They live on

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Speaker 3: So they were digging out their jacuzi.

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Speaker 4: They were renovating.

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Speaker 3: They bought this house in twenty twenty and they found

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Speaker 4: Lot of hair. The Wookie was living there.

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Speaker 3: They found underneath a water filled room when the jacuzi

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Speaker 1: I wanted getting the booze into the house or out

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Speaker 4: Probably both.

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Speaker 3: Apparently a century ago, this area, like Huron and the

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Speaker 3: But how brave are you to say, there's a water system, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Going to put on scuba dear and swim through it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, even had scuba gear.

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Speaker 3: Oh I assume they rented it. It wasn't just hey Bunnings

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Speaker 3: and rent the scooby. Did she go to a scuba

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Speaker 3: place die Master's tickehead?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay, presumably they did.

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Speaker 1: I'd be frustrated.

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Speaker 3: Presumably they did.

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Speaker 4: What are the chances they live on a lake?

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Speaker 3: Maybe they're those kaigh of.

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Speaker 1: They're all weird.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever found anything interesting when you're renovating?

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Speaker 1: It's funny you mentioned that one time when I was

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Speaker 2: We've got a house in Balmoral, nice little suburb in Brisbane,

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Speaker 2: and as I was moving the landlord it was just

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Speaker 3: Oh like the devil sign.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gee, what's with that? And is that blood?

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Speaker 2: And they dridden a pentagram and I said, geez, what

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Speaker 1: I said, that's the landlord and he goes, yeah, they

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Speaker 2: there's an outline, a chalk outline of that similar thing

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Speaker 1: I said, pentagram, Hey is yeah? Same as that, I

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Speaker 3: Would not have moved in.

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Speaker 4: Did you go ahead and move in?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: You know, the thing was my wife and my son

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Speaker 3: So so why wouldn't you being a child in tonight?

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Speaker 2: I've signed the lease on this giant and all that

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Speaker 3: Were you thinking?

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Speaker 4: I won't tell my wife.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't going to say it to anyone. So I

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Speaker 2: I was doing late night radio at BOO and I

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Speaker 1: Anyway, she's a rabid Christian and she said you cannot

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Speaker 2: That house is bad and went under this whole thing,

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Speaker 2: So that night, when I'm heading home from work at

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Speaker 1: So I kind of spooked myself and my mate Dave.

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Speaker 2: I told him about it, and he started overegging the

448
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 2: pudding and his wife. He said, she said, well, you know,

449
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 2: why don't you get like a priest to come and

450
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,000
Speaker 2: bless the house?

451
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,400
Speaker 1: Just why do you do that? And I went because

452
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm a Catholic? Okay, sure, you know.

453
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 2: So each time I wanted someone to say, oh, you're crazy,

454
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,440
Speaker 2: no one said I was crazy.

455
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,359
Speaker 3: Everyone said you need to do something about it.

456
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 1: You should do something about it. I've signed the least he.

457
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 3: Could have waved some sage around something.

458
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,439
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even know about sage back then. So

459
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 2: I go to the local church.

460
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,479
Speaker 3: You know what I meant, what you know, what are

461
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 3: you went to local church? What trouble are you going

462
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 3: to be in? Because then they expect to see you

463
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 3: there every.

464
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,639
Speaker 1: Way exactly, So I meant, that's fraud.

465
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 4: It's even worse than living in a devil house.

466
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 2: I met with the local priest's father, Terry, and I

467
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 2: thought he would say, ah, yeah, crazy, don't worry about it.

468
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 2: He sat me down in his office and he said, so,

469
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 2: have you seen any strange phenomenon? And I went, well, no,

470
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,640
Speaker 2: not really, but I do. This is do you feel

471
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 2: uncomfortable in the house? And I went, yeah, actually I do.

472
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 2: I do feel uncomfortable, but I'm thinking is it part

473
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 2: of my mind? Also there's all possums and stuff running

474
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 2: it was. It was in a bushland sort of setting,

475
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 2: so there's a lot of things that kept you up

476
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 2: at night. And also I'm by myself, working late at night.

477
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,680
Speaker 2: So anyway, he says, oh, come past and I'll bless

478
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 2: the house.

479
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, and.

480
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,680
Speaker 2: You know, I'm like, I'm sort of good, tick down.

481
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 2: So he came round to the house and he brought

482
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:40,479
Speaker 2: his you know, his robe and his Bible and some

483
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,120
Speaker 2: holy water.

484
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 1: I was like full on scene for this.

485
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: We go into the house and we're walking along and

486
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 2: he just starts, you know, and then he starts quoting

487
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: Latin and then and I'm going, jeez, okay, So I'm

488
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 2: just going along with it. I don't speak Latin, and.

489
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 4: Then might I don't even speak Latin.

490
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: That's we're walking through that status.

491
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 2: As we're walking through the house, I said, so say, father,

492
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 2: you're getting any vibe?

493
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 1: And he said, I felt incredibly uncomfortable.

494
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 3: It's getting worse.

495
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: Well, that's going to be my son's front. Oh no,

496
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: I thought, better put the kid in the room than me.

497
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 3: Yes, there are monsters under the bed there. At least

498
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: you can tell him they're fake gold running monsters.

499
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 2: Mate, forget a trampoline, you got a monster in your Anyway, anyway,

500
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: we go downstairs and there was and I thought it

501
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 2: was a great work bench and father Terry looks at

502
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 2: me and says, that's an altar and went, what do

503
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: you mean?

504
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 1: That is a church altar? So you can see here

505
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: is where the sacristy used to be and all that,

506
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: And I went and he said who were the people

507
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 1: that lived here?

508
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 3: And I said, were they just students mucking up?

509
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know who k who they were.

510
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: And so anyway, Charles Manson he did a blessing in there,

511
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: but at that point he said, anyway, I've got to go,

512
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 2: and then he just ran off, you know, not rub.

513
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 2: He was quite up for the chat before that. As

514
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: soon as you saw the altar gone so and there.

515
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 3: Did he insist you go to church every week?

516
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: I never went back to the church. You know.

517
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 2: I gave him fifty bucks as a donation when the

518
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: Thanks Father, there's something for the church, and then after

519
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: that nothing. I didn't feel uncomfortable anymore.

520
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 4: So that worked for you. But it's a head game,

521
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 4: and if it can work for you, that's great.

522
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: That would have wound me up even further. Yeah, that

523
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: would have upset me even more. Yeah, the fact that

524
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 3: no one said this is a joke and that he

525
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: took it so seriously, that would have I couldn't have

526
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 3: stayed there. And so did you tell Helen this at

527
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 3: the time?

528
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 1: No, are you joking? No? I kept that.

529
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 2: There was one point where my son's head started spinning

530
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 2: around in the bedroom, and.

531
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 4: I said, he's been a head turner ever since.

532
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 2: I said, honey, it's caught holt and cold running monsters.

533
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 3: How long just stay there?

534
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: Eight months?

535
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 3: You miss amitable. Don't you know you still live.

536
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 1: Next door to me? Carl Sanders still free houses.

537
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 3: See the devil went to the wrong house, kept well

538
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 3: away from that anyway, he freaked me out. Now, yeah, we're.

539
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: Going bless his house.

540
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Chelsea and man's cutting yeah.

541
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: M it's on a good room flow.

542
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 4: Well, let's talk about Pooh today. Fossilized Pooh.

543
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 3: They are prehistoric time capsules, and a Pooseium has been opened,

544
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 3: a world breaking one. Brandon, you and I are world breakers.

545
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 3: We hold a Guinness World record. Why don't you tell

546
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 3: the people about that.

547
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: I know at eight o'clock every morning that you go

548
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: for a try and set a new record.

549
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 4: We own the world record.

550
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 3: What we did for about a week for the world's

551
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 3: longest underwater broadcast through that we did the Sydney Aquarium

552
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 3: surrounded by lemon sharks and a gray nurse and a

553
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 3: great nurse. She was there just in case. Who did

554
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 3: our pulse taken? But this is a world record. This

555
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 3: guy's name is George Franson. He holds the Guinness World

556
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 3: Record for the largest collection ofzed feces, and so he

557
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 3: has opened up his poosium. Rather than saying fossilized feces,

558
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: they're called coprolte. Don't ever bom mege jewelry made from coprolite.

559
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 3: So this man has the world's largest prehistoric pooh specimens.

560
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 3: He's got dinosaur poos He's got over eight thousand fossils,

561
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 3: including that of the dinosaurs, and a renowned twenty seven

562
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: inch sample of carnivalre coprolite called barnum. Imagine having a

563
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 3: giant poo named after you, and he said, Initially many

564
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: people react with a yak face or laughter when they

565
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 3: first year of the poosium. But people leave this one

566
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 3: of a kind experience fascinated.

567
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: And what do we learn about it?

568
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 3: Well, we learn about what if it's, say, a dinosaur poo.

569
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 3: We learn about their diet. Yep, we learn about what

570
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 3: microbes might have been present in their gut, so their

571
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 3: gut health, their diet, their gut health and their diet

572
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 3: that I mentioned, gut health and also diet. Okay, you

573
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 3: know one pooh I'm fascinated by. Yes, it's a human pooh.

574
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: Of course you will.

575
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: This is a fossilized Viking pooh. It's the world's most

576
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 3: valuable excrement. It's twelve hundred years old, as I say

577
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: here at twelve hundred year old bellel movement. It is

578
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 3: at the Viking Center in York, in England and what's

579
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: fascinating about it is this from the ninth century AD. Yep,

580
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 3: it's scientific value puts it at thirty nine thousand dollars.

581
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 3: But it's massive. Happy, Well it's not written here, but

582
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 3: have a look. How massive you think that might be?

583
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: Well, that's massive. It's next door Guinness World Record.

584
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 3: Is that actual sign that's bigger than the plaque?

585
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 4: Is that actual sign?

586
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 2: Oh?

587
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: My god, Vikings what they eat?

588
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 3: Well, that's what they're using this to find out. What

589
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 3: I find extraordinary is that that Viking went to a

590
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 3: private place to have a private moment. And if someone

591
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 3: had said, how you're going to be immortalized it, well

592
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 3: thought for my daring, do for my great works, for

593
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 3: my luscious hair, no mate to say the pooh?

594
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: His wife was evident, Oh life, why are you? The

595
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: huns are coming?

596
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 4: And he's saying give it twenty.

597
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 3: Woods twenty There was that story.

598
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: And you like to bring this up.

599
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 3: It's about the queen.

600
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: Yes, the ester pole pooh.

601
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: I've heard this from someone very high up in the navy,

602
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 3: and it may be an urban myth, but go on

603
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 3: that it's a dreadful time. Come on that a net

604
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,959
Speaker 3: would be not a person called a net. A net

605
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 3: would be put across the loop if she had to

606
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 3: go to the toilet on one of these big ships,

607
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 3: where with the net on the under the s s

608
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 3: bend to catch the four so on there.

609
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: So it was a direct pump out into the sea.

610
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 3: Is that what boats do well?

611
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: In the old days they had boats, you know? These

612
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 2: days modern boats have holding tanks and the like. But

613
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: maybe in the old days it just went straight the

614
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: waist and.

615
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: It would be it would be captured. Yep, so they

616
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 3: ester pol put above the bar.

617
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's so awful. I'm trying to ride.

618
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 2: You were saying that someone able to see him an

619
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 2: old mate bend over with a net and as the

620
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: queen dropped a log flushed it.

621
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: It goes out.

622
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 4: All I know it was captured.

623
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: I don't know how the workings. I don't have the

624
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 3: plumbing books on a big ship.

625
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just putting pieces together. Here they hunt

626
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: for Red October.

627
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: But I don't like to talk about it because I

628
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 3: actually don't think that the sailors in the British Navy

629
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 3: would be disrespectful enough to do it. I think they

630
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 3: idolized the queen of course, Philip might be another story.

631
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: But you have been purporting this story for someone.

632
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 3: Told someone who was high up in the merchant Navy

633
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: told me that who was that. I'm not going to

634
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: tell you my sources.

635
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't Captain Bird's Eye.

636
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 4: Wasn't Captain Birds was Captain Snooze.

637
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 3: And that was a real person.

638
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: So I was an official naval officer, not a merchandised.

639
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 3: Not mister old mat on the shops.

640
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a corporate I don't like to talk

641
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: advertising icon.

642
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: It was a time when I found that story funny,

643
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 3: and as I get older, I just think I don't

644
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 3: like it anymore.

645
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: OK, well, maybe should drop it from your repertile.

646
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 3: Well you forced me to tell you, and that Viking

647
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 3: saying hey you make can you drop mine as well?

648
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 3: Got my story and.

649
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: That's why it's on the curtain room floor.

650
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: That's history today for.

651
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: Some more Jonesy and Don Manos funny floor