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Speaker 1: Need a lift. It's Will and Woody. Everybody says, who

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Speaker 1: does he think is? I just told you who I

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Speaker 1: thought I was.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 3: It's tremendously big and tremendously wet, and they asked.

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Speaker 4: The things to.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woodies Awards is the Decades.

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Speaker 5: So you and I with the Awards of the Decade,

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Speaker 5: an opportunity to celebrate the best of the best of

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Speaker 5: the last ten years. We can only do five categories, though,

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Speaker 5: guys and you guys get to decide what the categories are.

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Speaker 5: Next week we will announce a winner for each category.

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Speaker 5: So Monday's already locked in for next week, We're doing

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Speaker 5: most scandalous hook up of the decade.

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Speaker 2: Starting with the juice Will.

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Speaker 3: Keeping in mind this could be a celebrity one and

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Speaker 3: can also be in your personal life. You can nominate

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Speaker 3: your mates Tuesdays locked in for the dumbest thing that

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Speaker 3: somebody said in the last decade, Bigger Ward You're you're

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Speaker 3: the short priced favorite right now for thinking the Great

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Speaker 3: Wall of China was in India. Keep in mind, guys,

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Speaker 3: you can keep voting for these Instagram, Facebook, will them

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Speaker 3: Moody if you want to nominate your friends. We've still

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Speaker 3: got three categories to decide, and you guys can decide

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Speaker 3: what Wednesdays will be right now, so you get to

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Speaker 3: choose between two different categories. The category I would like

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Speaker 3: to pitch for the Awards of the Decade next week

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Speaker 3: is the worst breakup excuse ever.

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Speaker 2: D that's a good one. That's a cracker.

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Speaker 3: So I should say the worst breakup excuse in the

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Speaker 3: last ten years. Yeah, it's been broken up with in

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Speaker 3: the last decade. Summing happened to you? It reminded me.

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Speaker 3: Actually we had a phone call on this show. I'd

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Speaker 3: love if you Lorraine, if you're listening, please head on

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Speaker 3: too Instagram and Facebook. Will them Moody nominate yourself because

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Speaker 3: you called the show recently and I reckon you had

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Speaker 3: a pretty pretty bad break up excuse that your husband

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Speaker 3: had for you.

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Speaker 4: He turned around and said when I confronted in, but

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Speaker 4: he had to have a back up a plane because

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Speaker 4: he thought if something happened to me, you know.

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Speaker 6: He did, won't be alone.

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Speaker 4: Call me. I said, pack your shit and.

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Speaker 2: Get it out.

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Speaker 3: So look for one of six ' five if you'd

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Speaker 3: like to vote for worst breakup excuse than the last

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Speaker 3: ten years.

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Speaker 2: Love to hear from him. Woods. What's your category today?

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Speaker 6: My category that I'm putting forward today, will is best chase.

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Speaker 6: So whether you would chased or whether you chase someone

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Speaker 6: currently in the lead will I think similar quality to

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Speaker 6: Lorraine's call currently in the leaders My mate, Chucker, Chuck,

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Speaker 6: a good friend of mine was chased by a servo

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Speaker 6: attendant because he very nordily took a pine a sausage

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Speaker 6: rail Will and he tried to jump a fence and

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Speaker 6: he broke both his arms.

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Speaker 2: Just a cracking story, Just a cracking yarn.

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Speaker 6: So if you've got if you want to hear about

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Speaker 6: other phenomenal chase stories, then call us on thirteen one

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Speaker 6: oh sixty five because quite frig mean, I'm just bored

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Speaker 6: of breakup stuff and it's just a bit of a downer.

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Speaker 6: So best chase or worst breakup excuse? You guys decide,

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Speaker 6: give us a call right now or forever hold your pan.

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Speaker 3: What will be the category for the Awards of the decade?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you were chased by a bear? Shut up?

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Speaker 3: For the Awards of the deck gaate next week on Wednesday,

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Speaker 3: you guys choose, will it be worst breakup excuse of

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Speaker 3: the last ten years or the best chase?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you chase a robber of the last ten years.

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Speaker 3: Stop talking. Woods and I are doing the Awards of

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Speaker 3: the Decades.

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Speaker 1: Everybody says, who does he think is? I just told

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Speaker 1: you who I thought I was.

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Speaker 5: It's tremendously big and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 3: Only ask for us to day nine at a cab.

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Speaker 1: Wose awards of the decades?

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Speaker 3: Someone's gonna between twenty at the end of this year,

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Speaker 3: Woods and we wanted to celebrate the best of the

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Speaker 3: best over the last ten years, and four our awards

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Speaker 3: of the decade. You guys get to choose what you

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Speaker 3: would rather hear us celebrate. So right now, third one

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Speaker 3: and six five is the phone number you choose between

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Speaker 3: two categories today we've got this will be for Wednesday

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Speaker 3: next week, worst breakup excuse in the last ten years,

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Speaker 3: thirty one and six five, if you'd like to for

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Speaker 3: us to the awards on that all. The other category

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Speaker 3: is the best chase of the decade, and that's obviously

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Speaker 3: obviously your category.

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Speaker 2: Woods, That's right, and people just cau use up.

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Speaker 3: Keep in mind, watchever category we to sign today Monday

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Speaker 3: next week is most scandalous hook up Tuesday next week

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Speaker 3: for the wards of the Decao were the dumbest thing.

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Speaker 3: Someone said, whatever we choose today for Wednesday, be it

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Speaker 3: worst breakup or best chase. You guys have got ahead

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Speaker 3: to our socials Instagram, Facebook, willam, would you click on

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Speaker 3: the link in the bio and just start nominating yourself,

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Speaker 3: nominate your friends, because we've got We've got a prize

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Speaker 3: for the person that takes home the water of the decade.

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Speaker 3: We've got all sorts of gear for them. So it's

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Speaker 3: a big it's a big moment right now.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 6: Well, we've got Diana here on thirteen six five. Deanna,

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Speaker 6: you're calling up for the breakup or the chase?

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Speaker 4: Calling up for the breakup?

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Speaker 2: Oh good stuff? Do you what's the breakup? Excuse? You know? Deanna?

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we're sorry, young twenties. My boyfriend then told

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Speaker 4: me that his brothers wouldn't allow him to have a girlfriend,

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Speaker 4: so we break up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, there is a shocker. Yeah, right down.

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Speaker 3: I'll make sure you vote Instagram on Facebook, will that's

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Speaker 3: one for the worst breakup of the decade.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna be sad stories, woulds. But you know we

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Speaker 2: were down, or isn't it.

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Speaker 3: We've got We've got Donna here on thirty one oh

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Speaker 3: six five, Donna, Would you rather hear worst breakup excuses

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Speaker 3: or the best chase stories?

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Speaker 4: The breakup excuses guys here?

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Speaker 6: You going? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 3: Don Have you got one yourself?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? My experience of that the MCG watching a footy

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Speaker 4: match with my son. I've been with the guys for

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Speaker 4: eleven years, married for nine of those. Got a text

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Speaker 4: message at halftime to say that he wasn't in love

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Speaker 4: with me anymore and he changed the locks on the house.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry here, So that was this decade?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, that was five years ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh you dodged do good stuff. I'm hopefully your team won.

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Speaker 3: If we end up going with the worst breakup excuses

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Speaker 3: for the wards of the decade with then they're also

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Speaker 3: you know, they're happy stories afterwards as well, because the

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Speaker 3: breakup's over. It was in the decade.

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Speaker 2: Who cares, We'll move on.

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Speaker 6: Fair enough will Well, hopefully we do get a chase story,

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Speaker 6: because otherwise you are taking a home you got Barbara here, Barbara,

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Speaker 6: breakup story or chase story?

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Speaker 4: Chase story?

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Speaker 6: Bloody love your bar bloody love you, Barbara?

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Speaker 2: Tell us about your chase story.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not mine. My dad's friend was at a

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Speaker 4: lady's house having some intimate relations there.

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Speaker 2: We go and her.

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Speaker 5: Husband come home.

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Speaker 4: So he's had to jump the back fence and break

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Speaker 4: his ankle and ended up having surgery.

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Speaker 2: What a cracking. It's a good chase. It's a good

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Speaker 2: chase story. We'll give it to your Barbara. Thanks Barb.

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Speaker 2: We're two one. We go to Anna. Now if you

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Speaker 2: get this, Will, then we goes to the breakup story.

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Speaker 2: We'll do worst breakup excuses.

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Speaker 3: That's right for the Awards of the decade.

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Speaker 2: And our chase story or breakup story. But I got

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Speaker 2: a fair chase story, bed chase story. Wow, amazing, Anna,

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Speaker 2: tell us the story.

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Speaker 5: I actually don't have one. Sorry, that's very unrealistic. It's

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Speaker 5: it's a record story. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: What Why do you kick a man when he's down?

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Speaker 3: He was good stuff?

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Speaker 2: Do you gotta do? You kick puppies when you walk

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Speaker 2: back from you a puppy kick up? It's very decided.

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