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Speaker 1: Yeah, agaday, guys, welcome to Will and all these podcast

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Speaker 1: all these obviously well you know, ordinarily would you'd say

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Speaker 1: best bits, but you know, it's the it's the presentable

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Speaker 1: bits from the show that we're chucking the podcast. And

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Speaker 1: that's just like you, you guys that missed the show,

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Speaker 1: think that we're better than what we are. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: It's the not ship bits. That's that's like, that's the

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Speaker 2: only bits we take out.

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Speaker 1: They're stinkers. There was the.

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Speaker 2: Seal bit was shocking.

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Speaker 1: I did this topic on Oh that was last That

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Speaker 1: was yesterday's podcast. Have you had a clash with a seal?

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Speaker 1: What's this for? This is today's mate for today? Today

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Speaker 1: was pretty spell. We're not doing an intro for yesterday's podcast.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was for the week or something. No, look,

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Speaker 1: well I think every day we do a podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure if you're across that, but every day they

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Speaker 1: may to get a podcast.

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Speaker 2: So all right, there's enough good bits from every show.

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Speaker 2: Well again, no, but we try, but we you know,

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Speaker 2: some of the podcasts are very short, I imagine short.

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Speaker 2: We call those podcasts that train ride or you should

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Speaker 2: get enough gear for a train ride.

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Speaker 1: Well more, well, I think we have to do. I

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Speaker 1: It'd be a shocking shop.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get three minutes of bearable stuff.

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Speaker 1: But there was some good gear on the podcast, as always.

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Speaker 3: What's in your Glovebox?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really know how we continue to

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Speaker 1: excel at that segment in the second half. We really popped.

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Speaker 1: That's outrageous stuff. I mean, I hope, I hope you'd

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Speaker 1: listened to that. I think it's the first thing you'll

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Speaker 1: hear here and you just like, yeah, shit, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: actually yeah, they're good at that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and have it. Think about what's in your glovebox.

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Speaker 2: I'd say, when you're listening to that the boys the well,

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Speaker 2: don't use that word blasphemy. You're also going to hear

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Speaker 1: Think about what's in your glove book. We lean over

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Speaker 2: If you're in your car, oh, you're probably going to

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Speaker 2: be enjoying your podcast outside of your car, aren't you

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Speaker 1: Well, who knows what's However, they're enjoying it though, well,

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Speaker 2: Get a great cobra based brain.

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Speaker 1: We definitely do that out. No, well hopefully not.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you've taken it out, I better give it

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Speaker 2: to you now it's in.

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Speaker 3: I think it's in.

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Speaker 1: We're flipped on there.

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Speaker 2: It's a great conversation starter this cos it's a true

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Speaker 2: story as well, so you can wrap your ears around that.

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Speaker 1: You can enjoy that.

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Speaker 3: Plus Pete Heller.

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Speaker 1: Pete Heller the man himself, surprised Woods on the show

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Speaker 1: with our final performer for the Live on the Port

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Speaker 1: extravagains and thanks to Ruffy Rustic Foods, it is of

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Speaker 1: course Pete Heller.

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Speaker 3: He's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Are you actually gonna make me sit in my room?

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Speaker 1: So Pete Helly is requirement. I mean, I'll explained all

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Speaker 1: this a little bit later on the podcast. But you're

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Speaker 1: you're genuinely insecure about the idea that Pete Heller could

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Speaker 1: replace you. Yes, it's a comment.

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Speaker 2: It's a recurring nightmare where Pete Hellier, it's Pete Heller

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Speaker 2: except he has the body of a spider and he

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Speaker 1: It's got the body of a spider. Will terrifying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, Pete's going to come on the show and

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Speaker 1: he surprises you and it's body good stuff. So you

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Speaker 2: By the way, in this nightmare yours, I've moved fast.

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Speaker 1: You're totally normal.

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Speaker 2: And Pete Ellier is a spider except normal head, so

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Speaker 1: I think you want to start listening to the show.

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Speaker 1: And in your.

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Speaker 2: Promo photo is you with Pete Ellier on your shoulder

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Speaker 1: He's get edited. This is his introduction. No sorry everyone,

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm enjoy the podcast.

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Speaker 3: While you're at home, this is Will.

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Speaker 1: And Woo, kiss Swell and Woodie. I have everyone's able

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Speaker 1: a lot for Friday, whether you're at home or on

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Speaker 1: the drive home wards. We've only got a week left

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Speaker 1: of port shows after today, which honestly tragic, but we're

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Speaker 1: going out with a bang. Will.

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Speaker 2: Next week we have the Live from the Porch Extravaganza,

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Speaker 2: Australia Greatest performance performing live from this porch. I mean,

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Speaker 2: have a listen to this, guys.

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Speaker 1: That is that's a.

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Speaker 2: Bit of construction which is going on on my scaffolding.

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Speaker 2: A bit of scaffolding will to create the stage that

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Speaker 1: It is super exciting.

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Speaker 2: Ross Noble, Nate Valvo, Anthony Khalid, Darryl Braithwaite.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's going to be performing horses. But here's the thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did fall short, Will, Yeah you fell short, You

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Speaker 1: fell short Woods And I mean someone had to step up, someone,

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Speaker 3: I mean a hero had to.

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Speaker 1: Has to come to the pot. I'll give you this

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Speaker 1: because I need you.

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Speaker 4: I know you need me.

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Speaker 1: I know you need me. You've always needed me, baby.

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Speaker 1: And after five, after five today, yeah you will find

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Speaker 1: out who the final performer is on this porch. It's

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited about this person. I'm super pumped about

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Speaker 1: this person. Comfortably a household name all across Australia. So

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Speaker 1: I'm actually tuning in for the final former of the

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Speaker 1: Rustic Rustic Foods Life of the Porch Extravaganza. It's an

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Speaker 1: amazing performer every day five o'clock next week on this

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Speaker 1: very porch. I can't believe it would I mean, like

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Speaker 1: you've branded yourself here, You've burnt yourself here. You've waxed

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Speaker 1: your armpits out here, mate, So it's nice that you

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Speaker 1: know we finished with a nice soothing bomb of some

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Speaker 1: great entertainment. Absolutely, and speaking of great entertainment, guys, right

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Speaker 1: up next, thirteen one oh sixty five is our phone number.

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Speaker 1: Please give us a call. You tell us what's in

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Speaker 1: your glovebox, and we'll tell you what your goddamn job

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Speaker 1: is podcasting now right now, you give us a call

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Speaker 1: thirty nine six five, and we'll tell you what your

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Speaker 1: job is based on what's in your glovebox.

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Speaker 2: Let the magic begin. We've got Jake here on thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. Jaki, what's in that glovebox of yours?

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Speaker 5: Mate? I've got a water still Okay, you're at lighter

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Speaker 5: and an actual original Harry Potter wantic box.

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Speaker 1: Did you say some smoke? Smokes figure out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, smoke, Yeah, he's got.

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Speaker 2: Siggi's the water pistol, Will and the Harry Potter I mean,

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Speaker 2: is he is a water pistol?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: We said that just because is he an immature Guy's

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Speaker 2: Jake a bit of a fun guy, like an imature guy,

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Speaker 2: a bit like me?

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Speaker 1: Or does he have a kid, Will, Where where's your

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Speaker 3: I reckon, Jackson magician?

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Speaker 1: You think Jackson? You think Jackson magician. He's got a

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Speaker 1: water pistol, cigarette light. It's got a Harry Potter wand

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Speaker 1: Woulds I'm member to go with you. Will you do it?

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Speaker 3: You do it, Jacob Reckon, you're a magician.

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Speaker 5: It's possible. Man. I can't describe that because otherwise I'll

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Speaker 2: So you're.

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Speaker 5: I'm in with the brotherhood of magician.

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Speaker 2: Jaket some people across the street with that celebration, well done, Will,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much for with the weirdest bloke without on.

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Speaker 1: What's in your glovebox? I'm glad we pulled that fader

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Speaker 2: There no doubt we got Margarita here, Margarita, what's in

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Speaker 6: I've got a pair of sunglasses. The car manual book.

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Speaker 1: Didn't we just put so? Just just sorry, Margarita, this

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Speaker 1: manual book. We don't want to hear about it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Get a fair bit from it? Will I get a

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Speaker 1: fair What do you get? What do you get from that?

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Speaker 3: With Margarita?

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Speaker 2: Sensible? Go on, Margarita, totally irrelevant there, Yeah, you got

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Speaker 7: Sunglasses, sunglasses and vomit bag.

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Speaker 2: Now, will you've said to me before the vomit bag. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's Aeriel.

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Speaker 2: She vomit bag and Neil the car read Joe's in

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Speaker 1: We've already discussed that.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, well the sun Glas yeah, sunglasses as much

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Speaker 1: All we've got his vomit bag.

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Speaker 1: So last time that was an uber driver. That was

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Speaker 1: Margarita, you are an uber driver. No, no, and gold

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Speaker 1: and this one happened when you shoot for things? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: flat right up there? Maybe we just shot for that. Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: we didn't even talk about.

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Speaker 2: I went with my hip, mate, I mean, I shot

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Speaker 2: from the hip, not with my hip.

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Speaker 1: Go to a song podcasting now, just tell us what's

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Speaker 1: job is?

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Speaker 5: What? All right?

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Speaker 1: What's fifty to fifty? We were one from two to

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Speaker 1: the last round? Uh not our strongest round the strongest man.

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Speaker 2: But we've we've we've danced around during the song. We're

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Speaker 1: Let's do this thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, got William here, William, what's in that glove box

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Speaker 2: of yours?

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Speaker 5: But I've also got this extra clue to you, guys.

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Speaker 1: Powsome cage. Did you see you say? Boot cover?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you put them on your boots so you

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Speaker 3: How people's houses.

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Speaker 1: Huge. He's a he's a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm

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Speaker 2: Well, do we make that clear having a conversation with

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Speaker 2: goes into people's houses. He captures possums, he captures snakes,

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Speaker 2: You're in pest control, mate?

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Speaker 4: Yes, boys, you think I've got a postor in my

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Speaker 1: Way, William, So we'll talk off it. You needed that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I needed that. That felt good. That felt really good.

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Speaker 1: And I'm glad you go on. I'm glad you go on.

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Speaker 2: Now, okay, we'll go.

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Speaker 1: We've got Sebastian who's called Sebastian on thirty one six five.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show mate. What's in your glove box?

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Speaker 5: Hey, let's thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: I've got a dunny roll, I've got a TV radio,

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Speaker 2: I've got a dash cam, and I've got an R

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Speaker 2: s E A catalog book an R.

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Speaker 6: S c A.

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Speaker 1: Now, I mean this is good. This is up to you, Sebastian,

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Speaker 1: because I mean we're the ones who claim to have

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Speaker 1: prophetic style powers. In this segment, are you willing to

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Speaker 1: tell the boys what R s c A stands for?

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Speaker 5: I made if you don't know, you don't know?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Really, shit? You know you've seen an R s

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Speaker 1: A A to do anything instruction before? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, along those lines.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it might have been a machinery Sebastian.

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Speaker 2: I'm right, I'm saying machinery.

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Speaker 5: No, No, it's more like safety equipment.

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Speaker 4: And PP and so I've just seen it.

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Speaker 1: He's got okay, Will, he's got a dunny roll. Here's

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Speaker 2: I know that on construction sites workers, and I've worked

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Speaker 1: Got fired real quick, so it wasn't more good. Here's

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of chat on the sides about b yo,

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Speaker 2: done your role, because when're running a done roll in

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Speaker 2: that portaloo, it's an absolute nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Also CD playing a couple of c d's on side.

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Speaker 1: For the boys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a lot about.

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Speaker 1: Too far.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, yeah, just read that one so you get confident.

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Speaker 1: He works in construction.

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Speaker 3: He gave that away.

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Speaker 5: R c A.

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Speaker 1: That's a construction He didn't give it away. He said

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Speaker 2: think he goes to workplaces and he checks reckon.

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Speaker 1: I reckon he's in health and safety? Is that health

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Speaker 1: and safety? I think so? Like I think he's in.

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Speaker 1: Actually he's not.

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Speaker 3: He's not constructions, he's safety.

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Speaker 1: But is he construction health and safety? You know what

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Speaker 1: I like going specific because it shows that we out

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Speaker 1: of them. You know, Sebastian, we think you're in health

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Speaker 1: and safety. Brackets construction somewhere.

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Speaker 5: Yes there is a bracket, but predominantly health and safety.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow, Jo brought at home.

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Speaker 2: Mate takes his own dun ye roll to construction sites

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Speaker 2: where he does health and safety. Good safety worker or

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Speaker 1: For podcasting now right now, another chance for me to

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Speaker 1: turn a political or historical story into something relatable for

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Speaker 1: our commercial audience. Archaeologists have discovered the bones of a

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Speaker 1: dinosaur that used to exist in Australia. It's a giant kangaroo.

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Speaker 1: It's a giant tangaro is on, Yeah, I know exactly

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Like I almost feel like, you know,

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Speaker 2: Oh it was a dinosaur kangaroo.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's a legitimately a massive kangaroo that

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Speaker 1: used to roam around in Australia. They were like, as

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Speaker 2: Jump into state. Oh here he is, jump over all Laru.

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Speaker 1: That's better. That's good. Please, No, you've already had it.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if if I was, if I

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Speaker 1: and I don't know why this is. It's an interesting

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Speaker 1: phenomenon when you go back to someone's place. Let's say

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Speaker 2: And do you think it'll be impressed?

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Speaker 1: I hate you stereotype here, but it's largely men and

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Speaker 1: and it's almost like it's almost like a modern day

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Speaker 1: show off the new butcher's knife they bought, you know,

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Speaker 3: Just, you know, it's just sort of fills in the space.

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Speaker 1: When you go back to someone's house, you feel in

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Speaker 2: When this is when I was in a sharehouse, I

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Speaker 2: thought that was really cool. Let's get off a lot

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Speaker 2: because then it was called Billy and Billy would be

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Speaker 2: you've got a date tonight, so I'm going to stop.

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Speaker 2: Yeah now thirty one of six five.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to you with some other people, though, What

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Speaker 1: did someone show off when you went back to their house,

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Speaker 1: What did they go for? What was the piece They're like,

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Speaker 1: old man's legal collection podcasting now right now, though I'd

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Speaker 1: Gives a call on a Friday thirty and one, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I think it's a moment

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Speaker 1: of panic, particularly when you first go round to someone's

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Speaker 1: It blokes here. This is largely a bloke thing to do.

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Speaker 1: You have someone in your house and you just start

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're nervous, Bill, You're nervous.

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Speaker 1: You nevous trying to fill the space. We've got Kristin,

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Speaker 9: his entrance away, there's a cabinet full of all these trophies.

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Speaker 10: Oh no, we're taking a look at these trophies.

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Speaker 9: He's like, oh yeah, wow, And they're all from his

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Speaker 1: And you can end up in that spot.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's still impressive though. Wasn't a curse and

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Speaker 10: Well, the fact that he's thirty and he's still impressed

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Speaker 1: I'm not anyone who's resting on the fact that they

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Speaker 2: Will we've gone, We've got done in here, Donna thirteen,

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. Someone tried to show off something

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Speaker 6: I don't know if it was impressive, but yeah, when

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Speaker 6: woudy go down to the dungeon? So anyone go down

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Speaker 3: Absolutely hoot at your house, Donna.

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Speaker 1: Well, when I hang on, I walked down the trap

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Speaker 1: resident person I've ever met in my life. Jordan's called

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Speaker 1: Jordan's least impressive thing. Someone showed off when you went

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Speaker 1: back to their place.

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Speaker 11: Yes, okay, So basically I had been friends with this

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Speaker 11: girl for about five years and I had never been

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Speaker 11: to her house, not one she's always been the person

442
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Speaker 11: that's come to my house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

444
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Speaker 11: And basically I had gone to her house and.

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Speaker 10: Obviously, you know, expected a little bit of a house tour,

446
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Speaker 10: and she took me on a house to ask and

447
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Speaker 10: yet we were walking around. At a very end, she

448
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Speaker 10: took me into this room and she was so proud

449
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Speaker 10: of this collection.

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Speaker 11: I don't even know what to call it.

451
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Speaker 12: But basically she had like these shelves of collected teeth,

452
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Speaker 12: just in jars that passed down, Yeah, tossed down generations

453
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Speaker 12: in jars.

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Speaker 1: Human teeth, yeah, human teeth. Jordan.

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Speaker 2: So I was like this, this is my grandma's teeth,

456
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Speaker 2: this is my great grandmother's teeth.

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Speaker 1: What are we talking here?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So it passed out in generations and obviously there

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Speaker 11: was baby teeth in there, but it was not just baby.

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Speaker 1: Teach is absolutely wild. He was like, you have a

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Speaker 1: set of pliers in there as well, Like we just away.

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Speaker 11: No, I was so disappointed. I was like so scared

463
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Speaker 11: because I didn't know how to react in the moment.

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Speaker 2: Fine, No, I'm not a gold mine for the tooth fairy, though,

465
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Speaker 2: isn't it? You know, imagine finding that hats been the

466
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Speaker 2: tooth fairy.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, jackpod will Yeah, no, very good Woods. Yeah, I

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Speaker 13: mean it there mean I was going to Curtis give

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Speaker 13: me there, So we've got to Curtis, stuffy traf give

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Speaker 13: you a bit there because there's.

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Speaker 1: A lot of teeth. Will we get we get it,

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Speaker 1: we get it. I mean it's funny that there were

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Speaker 1: same people that were listening yesterday at this time. We're

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Speaker 1: getting your seal gear, so, I mean a tough end

475
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Speaker 1: of the word. We've got Cardia, who's called on thirty

476
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Speaker 1: one five Cardia takers home. What's the least impressive thing

477
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Speaker 1: someone showed off when you went back to your place?

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Speaker 4: So this is something I usually show off.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if someone comes there, I have to blow up

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Speaker 5: sex doll o.

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Speaker 1: Jesus got straight for it. Four a Friday, kids in

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Speaker 1: the cars all of a sudden.

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Speaker 2: Why is that impressive, Curtis? Why do you think that's impressive.

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Speaker 11: I'm not a small type of person talking sometimes yet

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Speaker 11: today get.

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Speaker 2: Me scholon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh, very good. Solution is called your Curtis, thanks

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Speaker 1: for the kill podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I've got an amazing brain teaser forever and I reckon.

490
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Speaker 2: There's a lot of us, including myself we're going to

491
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Speaker 2: be heading to just dinner parties or small You've.

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Speaker 1: Got a date tonight, So you've got a date tonight.

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Speaker 1: You got a one one d third date. I got

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Speaker 1: your third date.

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Speaker 2: I do have a third date tonight.

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Speaker 1: Will, Thanks for being about it. I'm incredibly nervous about it.

497
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Speaker 1: The hair looks freshly tinted. I didn't tint my hair,

498
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Speaker 1: but I've champoo.

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Speaker 3: And definitely have the past. The hair's break coming out.

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Speaker 2: Do you mind if I get on with the brain teaser?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 2: It's a phenomenal brain it's a historical brain teaser. It's

503
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Speaker 2: based on a true story, and I just think it's

504
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Speaker 2: a great conversation starter for everyone out there at their

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Speaker 2: dinner parties or social gatherings or dates.

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Speaker 1: Will. So here it is, let's get into it, and

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Speaker 1: I want people to guess by the way. So thirteen

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Speaker 1: one oh six five.

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Speaker 2: If you want to, if you want to get involved

510
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Speaker 2: in this sparkling conversation, do give us a call and

511
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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 1: Will.

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Speaker 2: So this is back in colonial time, so when British

514
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Speaker 2: was actually occupying India, So British India. Will, when Britain

515
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Speaker 2: was occupying in when Britain was occupying India and they

516
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Speaker 2: had a cobra problem. Too many cobras will So the

517
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Speaker 2: government basically decided, okay, we've got this cobra problem.

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Speaker 1: So they put out a reward.

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Speaker 2: If people captured a cobra and brought it in, they

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Speaker 2: received a monetary reward. Now, this led to the cobra

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Speaker 2: population in British India tripling three times. As many cobras

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Speaker 2: started to exist when this policy was enforced.

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Speaker 1: How did this happen? Wow, it's true story as well.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 2: You think you know the answer, give us a call, okay,

526
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Speaker 2: and I'll give you a song to have a think

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 3: Will thank you very much. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Welcome all right, what do you reckon? The answer is there? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Good times?

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Speaker 3: As many cobra triple podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Wow, right now we're in the middle of quite a

533
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Speaker 2: phenomenal historical based cobra themed brain teaser. This is a

534
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Speaker 2: true story. Great, great conversation started for you, guys. If

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Speaker 2: you're socializing this weekend, may be a bit overwhelmed about

536
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Speaker 2: being around.

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Speaker 1: People again, but here are the details.

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Speaker 2: So British India, this is when the Brits were occupying India.

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Speaker 2: They had a cobra problem, too many cobra as well.

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Speaker 2: So the government said, okay, well, we'll give you guys

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Speaker 2: a reward if you capture a cobra and you bring

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Speaker 2: it in. Now, this unfortunately led to the cobra population tripling. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and I've asked you guys thirteen one oh six five,

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Speaker 2: how did that happen?

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Speaker 1: Now here's what's happened.

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Speaker 2: So many people called almost broke the phone lines on

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five, and I can pretty much

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Speaker 2: say that everyone's got it right.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to choose? Do you want to choose

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Speaker 1: one of these people to come across and give the answer?

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Speaker 2: Though no two seconds, it's not what I want to do.

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Speaker 2: I want to put the pressure right on you. Basically,

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Speaker 2: it appears the common man, common woman knows the answer

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Speaker 2: to this, okay question is will will be able to

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Speaker 2: figure it out?

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Speaker 1: So can I get a drone there?

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you can't figure this out, well, if

558
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Speaker 2: you don't figure this out, it's a real blight on

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Speaker 2: your current intellectual standing within the community.

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Speaker 1: Given that everyone I haven't got anil intellectual standing in

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Speaker 1: the community. I only got intellectual standing over you, which

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Speaker 1: is pretty much having intellectual standing over it, and particularly

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Speaker 1: given that before you did this, you asked me whether

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Speaker 1: British India was a place and I had to confirm

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Speaker 1: for you that it was British occupied India. That never happened.

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Speaker 1: It never happened.

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Speaker 2: Will you want to have to guess at the brain teaser,

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Speaker 2: I've got a guess.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's right. Come on, so I reckon

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Speaker 1: if I'm an, if I'm if I'm Indian at that

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Speaker 1: stage and someone says to me they're going to give

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Speaker 1: me a certain amount of money for killing something, well

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Speaker 1: capturing capturing something, then naturally, if I've got a way

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Speaker 1: to reproduce that thing and make more of them than

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Speaker 1: that means I'm going to earn more money. So I

576
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Speaker 1: think that's what happened. I think they found out there's

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Speaker 1: going to be the reward for the cobras, so basically

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Speaker 1: they just bred cobras so they could have a whole

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Speaker 1: bunch more of them to then bring them in and

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Speaker 1: get a reward. Bloody got it. These bloody girl, bloody

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Speaker 1: got it. Now sit down.

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Speaker 2: To absolute hack right up next? Are still pretty impressive

583
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Speaker 2: for my guys. So you don't use that this this

584
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Speaker 2: weekend with your friends, you know, and don't be don't

585
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Speaker 2: be smug when you give the answer, like will do

586
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Speaker 2: not just be friendly, just be friendly.

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Speaker 3: This is will and Willie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: We're alive with the porch and on the iHeart radio out.

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Speaker 1: You can download that. It's for free. That's what the

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Speaker 1: podcast IS's we've got five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: You went at five o'clock every single day with Australia's

593
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Speaker 3: easiest quiz.

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Speaker 1: Trilliusesous choy. Fine. Today we've got Amy.

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00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 2: She'll be hoping to slay me to get that five

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks.

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00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: Well and Amy.

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Speaker 2: The rules are simple. Thirty seconds on the clock. We've

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Speaker 2: got to take your first answer first. You can pass

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Speaker 2: any question and you've got to get ten questions correctly.

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Speaker 1: How are we feeling? Aims?

602
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm feeling alright.

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00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 2: Be nervous, been nervous, that's okay. Just breed speed to

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00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: the key here, Amy, it's all about speed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, try my best.

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00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: All right, good luck, Amy, mate. Thirty seconds are on

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Speaker 1: the clock. Are you ready to go? Ready?

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Speaker 2: Ready?

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Speaker 1: You're ready? Okay? What's your neighbour's name? What do you

610
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: have for dinner last night, Peter? How many seasons in

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00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: a leap year? Ah?

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00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 3: Paul Goldilocks?

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00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: And how many bears? Who has the hit song dance Monkey?

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00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: What country is Big Ben located?

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Speaker 7: Oh, England?

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite bit of dog? What Dwyne Johnson's nicknames?

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Speaker 6: The brock?

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Speaker 3: Who's who's Jaz married to jay Z?

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Speaker 1: What countries? Putting the president of Russia?

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Speaker 3: You got in there?

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't know, we don't know. Unfortunately the adjudication

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Speaker 1: Judy go over to the man in front of me

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Speaker 1: and he's he Look, he's a bit of a tease here.

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Speaker 1: He enjoys the power.

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Speaker 2: I'm just a sucker for the rules, Amy, I'm a

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Speaker 2: sucker for the rules. Before I go into the ten questions,

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Speaker 2: are the producer told me you're a bartender?

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Speaker 1: Amy, so can't only out of work?

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Speaker 12: I have nothing?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: That sucks. That sucks.

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00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 11: I'm all right, I'm fine.

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00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm just leaving with your parents. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's good that you can do It's good you

635
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 2: can do that. Okay, Well, onto the quiz. Are you

636
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: worried about any questions here?

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Speaker 1: Amy?

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00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 5: Oh?

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00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 4: Maybe big Ben?

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00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: Big Ben. There's a bit of a pause. On that one.

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00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 2: There's been a pause on that one country.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking London and then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's a trap. That's a trap for young players,

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00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: the country and city thing happens.

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Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you you've got every other question right.

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00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: You got every other question right, so you've got nine.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to question six. What country is the big

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Speaker 2: ben located in? You said England.

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Speaker 1: That's correcting so well. You deserve a grade quiz grade quiz.

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Speaker 3: Well done, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: There was no chink in the armor there you were

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Speaker 1: straight through. Congratulations. Five hundred bucks. Sounds like it's pretty.

653
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Speaker 2: Well need at the moment, mate, So enjoy, no worries,

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Speaker 2: have a.

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Speaker 1: Glass of champagne with your mum and dad to celebrate

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Speaker 1: or something like that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not telling them some more forwards, A.

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Speaker 1: Great Friday, Amy, thanks for coming on the show. Don't

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Speaker 1: forget guys. Next week is our last week on the

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Speaker 1: porch all thanks to Roffy Rustic Foods've got one more

661
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: guest to get woods. Now, just a reminder they're coming

662
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: on the show after five thirty. Because I'm not cold

663
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: calling this person. You haven't organized a fifth person, and

664
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: you've come to me for a bit of help having

665
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: to help, but after five thirty is when they're able

666
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: to come on the show, So stay tuned. It is

667
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: very much, very much a household name outstanding and to

668
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: feeling the time.

669
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 4: Will.

670
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: I mean, it's super entertaining.

671
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: Before this person gets on the phone, I've got a

672
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: story up next about what someone did to get away

673
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: from their partner who was nagging them for a proposal. Okay,

674
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: well absolutely blow your mind.

675
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: Where it's from China, of course it is.

676
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,719
Speaker 2: Now what lengths have you gone to to avoid your partner?

677
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: Ballsy to call the radio At this stage you can

678
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: remain anonymous.

679
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: Surely your next partner is We're willing to take those

680
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: calls as well.

681
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: Well, you have to be going out with them at

682
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: the time, and it's the lengths you have gone to

683
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: to get away from them while you're still and I

684
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: will take the call from the other side as well.

685
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 2: If you found out your partner was doing something to

686
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 2: try and avoid you, I'll take that call as well.

687
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 2: And the reason we're talking about it is because this

688
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 2: is a phenomenal story out of China, beautiful Chinese couple.

689
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 2: Will We're getting to the stage of their relationship where

690
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: the woman was really wanting to be proposed to, and

691
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: she was really nagging and nagging about the proposal, and

692
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: the guy was quite friendly, getting quite sick of it,

693
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: so he decided to be deliberately caught stealing a bluetooth speaker.

694
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: So he actually positioned himself in front of CCTV footage

695
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: stole a bluetooth speaker because he wanted to be arrested

696
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 2: and he wanted to go to jail.

697
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so prefer a life behind him.

698
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: He did jail time to get away from his nagging partner.

699
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: So again, I don't know if anyone's going to come

700
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: even close to that, but again, if you've done anything

701
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: like that to avoid your partner thirteen when I was six,

702
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: how much time did he do?

703
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: Six months? Six months?

704
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: What it was, two hundred and eighty dollars bluetooth speakers

705
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: in prison? Yeah yeah, yeah, six months behind bars to

706
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 2: get away from his nagging partner.

707
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: But it did remind me Will and I'm a bit

708
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: but you have to go back to her, like, what's

709
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: the story.

710
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 2: I actually think he's still behind bars.

711
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 3: Oh so he's doing his time right now.

712
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's currently doing time, so he's having a blissful

713
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 2: time in prison, staying away from his partner. I did

714
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: remind me Will of a former relationship for me, and

715
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: I've been embarrassed about this because it was a relationship

716
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: that probably should have come to end a bit earlier.

717
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: But we were at breakfast one morning and we were

718
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 2: having an argument over something, can't remember what it was,

719
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 2: and in the heat of the argument, she went to

720
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: the bathroom and in the time she walked to the

721
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 2: bathroom in the cafe, I got up my phone and

722
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: I booked a trip. I booked a flight for two

723
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: hours away or three hours, just to get out, and

724
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: I flew to Yeah, flew right up north. And when

725
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: she came back to the table, I was like, hey, sorry,

726
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: I got to wrap up breakfast.

727
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: I've got to be at the airport in two hours.

728
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

729
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

730
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: Shocking behavior.

731
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: Actually backfight on me, though, because in the rush of

732
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: booking things, I actually booked myself into a nude hostel

733
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: and they were very friendly.

734
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: But it was a bit of an uncomfortable trip.

735
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 14: I'm being honest forsting now the lengths you've gone to

736
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 14: to basically avoid your partner, just get away from them

737
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 14: for a little bit.

738
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: That's because there was a guy will in China. He

739
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 2: was sick of his girlfriend nagging him for a proposal.

740
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: He chose to deliberately get caught trying to steal a

741
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: bluetooth speaker to do some time behind bars.

742
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: Really tough, because I mean you told me he got

743
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: six months, right, yeah, yeah, really interesting process that he

744
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: would have gone through. Looking at like you, I obviously

745
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: want to get away from her, but I don't want

746
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: to get put behind bars for too long. Yeah you know,

747
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 1: you know, like what because there's a threshold there between

748
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: item versus time behind bars. That's right. I don't think

749
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: he's six. I mean, can you see him? You know,

750
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: I can just imagine with a catalog in front of

751
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: him going, you know, if I go to TV, maybe

752
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 1: I get twelve. But it would have been a good

753
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: break for him. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Maybe six months

754
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: wasn't enough, Maybe he wanted twelve. Maybe it's a sad story. Yeah,

755
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: we'll know when he might have tried to go on, Actually,

756
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: you know, go on. You know, I'm not going to

757
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: say it gets a bit grim. It is a Friday.

758
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: It is a Friday, after all. I don't want to

759
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: think about what a guy was thinking about how he

760
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: could get himself deliverately in jail for Dylan. You've you've

761
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: tried to avoid a partner. You've gone to great lengths.

762
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 5: Mate, I have.

763
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 7: It's actually a pretty funny story now, but about five years.

764
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 7: But the last couple of years of the relationship was

765
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 7: just going crazy. I trying to break up with a

766
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 7: multiple times. She wouldn't do it. She'd be harassed me

767
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 7: and my family.

768
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 5: So you got to be hectic.

769
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 7: So what I did one day, I just I just thought,

770
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 7: you know what.

771
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, oh Jesus, swear at someone's s worn now very

772
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: fine off about their story avoiding their partner.

773
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: So we can't go to other calls just in case

774
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 2: we're gotting to the swear where. But I'll tell you

775
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: what we're like and finish a little anecdote about my father.

776
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna says a bit of a stitch up

777
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 2: on him.

778
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: Shame, I carry on. I love that you're doing same

779
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: my dad used to do.

780
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: And it's such a stitch up. But basically to get

781
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: away from my mother.

782
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: Beautiful.

783
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: I love a mother, but you know, sometimes you can

784
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: get a touch on the naggy side, so Dad.

785
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: Dad used to Yeah, I'm in big trouble here, but

786
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: we're while still our callers, and you're coming to the

787
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: rescue of the radio. You're putting your body on the line,

788
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: So basically saying that Dad used to do.

789
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: He'd lie about this, but it's a often he'd say, oh,

790
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: I've got to work late tonight. And the real reason

791
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 2: why he'd loved to go to the golf court he enjoyed,

792
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 2: enjoyed to hit. He enjoyed to hit the golf.

793
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

794
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: And there's one particular story where I was actually in

795
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: the car and Dad was on loud speaker and Mum

796
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 2: called him and Dad was basically saying, yeah, I'm working

797
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 2: late tonight or working later, so I can't come home.

798
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 2: And in the background of the phone call there was

799
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 2: a very lad which is you know, quite clearly a

800
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 2: golf related term. And just when you think Dad would

801
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: be cooked there, you know, I mean, how can you

802
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 2: recover from that situation? My father quick on the spot,

803
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 2: quick witted, basically said five.

804
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 8: Six seven eight beautiful, So yes, holy home in a

805
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 8: couple of hours.

806
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: Sweetshodcasting now woods, yeah, mate, Now look the roughy, rustic

807
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,959
Speaker 1: furds extravaganza Live from the porch. Here they're helping people

808
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: in rough times, ruffi ustic firds and the way they're

809
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: doing that is by bringing five outstanding performers to this

810
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: very porch next week. Well four.

811
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: They trusted me with getting the performers for them for

812
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: the live from the port extravaganza and eighty percent is

813
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: really good. If you've missed any of it, have a

814
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: listen to.

815
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 8: This over the holidays. Wood he signed a deal without

816
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 8: Will to have five celebrities perform over a.

817
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 3: Week on his front porch.

818
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 8: First call from the Boys went to international superstar comedian

819
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 8: Ross Noble.

820
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: Obviously might have said a bit of fine tuning, but

821
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: can we pencil you went to come and perform on

822
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 1: the porch.

823
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 5: When you see a fine tuning, does that mean doing

824
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 5: absolutely new work on my part? Whatsoever?

825
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 8: Naith Valvo was reluctant to perform because he said he

826
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 8: was busy.

827
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 2: I had a kmart delivery.

828
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: Today, so there is some stuff going on.

829
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 5: You just proved that.

830
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: There really is nothing going on and you'll be here

831
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: on the porch.

832
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 8: Would he then try to get a singing dog?

833
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: But fortunately for you Australia, Will said no, wow, is

834
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: that it?

835
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 13: God?

836
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 8: Okay, that was a fail with the singing dog, but

837
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 8: there was redemption with Woody landing Anthony colea he'll perform

838
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 8: for Australia if Woody does something for him.

839
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: I reckon.

840
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 5: We have a bit of a podium dare.

841
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 11: Deal?

842
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: Wait?

843
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 5: Deal?

844
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: One question?

845
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 2: So what's the outfit of one of these podium go

846
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 2: go dancers?

847
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 7: You will soon find out?

848
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 5: Boy would he landed.

849
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 8: His biggest feast so far Darryl braidswaite a greater sing horses?

850
00:38:55,040 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: How do you feel about arriving on a horse on

851
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: the whole? Yeah, well, oh yeah, yeah, no. What do

852
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 1: you thought?

853
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 8: He had the number for Nicole Kidman's manager.

854
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 2: Well, before you go, you can't get an email address

855
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 2: or something.

856
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 4: Www dot go, sit on yourself dot com.

857
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, it turns out it was a stitch up, with

858
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 8: Noah to turn and just one day left to pull

859
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 8: this off into will he's come to what he's rescued?

860
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: I have woods and have you actually because you are

861
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: the one who stitched me out of that hole Nicole

862
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: Kidman's manager number.

863
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's fair enough though, that's the stitch up.

864
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 3: The Cole Kidman's manager's.

865
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: Stitch up was fair enough.

866
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 3: That was to teach you a lesson.

867
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: And you know, as I said before, you know, if

868
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: you catch the kid with the head and the cookie jar,

869
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: then you've got to give him a cookie ladder down

870
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: the track. Okay, what's we should write that down? That's

871
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: quite good. Actually I've already written it down.

872
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 5: Now.

873
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: I your cookie is this woods. I have got somebody

874
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: who is really good here, who's willing to come out

875
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: here potentially. I know, like I don't know that. I

876
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: don't know all the details about it. The reason I

877
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: can't reveal them to you yet is because I'm not

878
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: going to cold call them. Okay, I'm I'm going to

879
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,439
Speaker 1: go down the same I've learned that the people really

880
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: don't like that. They and the people I've booked in have.

881
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 2: Been like, don't call, don't cold again.

882
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: So I've organized this person. They said they're free after

883
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: five point thirty and they're going to come on the

884
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: show way to take the appropriate channels. Well, thanks man,

885
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: And it just means for you guys out there in

886
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: your cars, you give me, I guarantee you this. We're

887
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: going to have an Australian legend on the show. In

888
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: about five or ten minutes. The traffee's poor Hogan. It's

889
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 1: not poor Hogan. Stop guessing. I did try to cold

890
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: call him a few times last night. Okay, so I'm

891
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: in charge now. Yeah, so the side comments to Killing

892
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: my Vibe podcasting. Now, everything's been gearing out for what

893
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: next week? What will be an extravaganza, the Live from

894
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: the Porch, well eighty percent extravaganza. Will, I'm gonna be

895
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: honest with you. I hit a wall last night.

896
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 2: I've locked in four great people, Ross Noble, nath valvox Anthe,

897
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: Darryl Braithwaite. I couldn't find a fifth. But Will, Yes,

898
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 2: you've said to me today that you've got someone.

899
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, look I have I have got someone this huge

900
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: scrapped a bit last night, called in a few favors

901
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: and it's all thanks, It's all four, I should say,

902
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: the Life in the Porch Roffy Rustic Foods extravaganza.

903
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 8: Will and Woodies live for the floor to check with

904
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 8: Ruffi Rusty Foods.

905
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, some big acts secured so farwards. I was

906
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: close to.

907
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 2: Calling Ruffy Rustic Foods last night just saying I'm so sorry,

908
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: I've got.

909
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 3: Four They heard they heard on the radio.

910
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: You got rejected by a fake Nicole Kidman's manager. I

911
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 1: had to turn my phone off. But look mate, I've

912
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: I did. I did do a bit of digging last night.

913
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: You know, I don't like doing this sort of stuff,

914
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: but you know it had to be done. It had

915
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: to be done. I needed Now. The awkward thing about

916
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: this is you're not necessarily going to like the person

917
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: that I've got. It's my boy? Is it my boy?

918
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 3: It's it's not mel Boy?

919
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: And we love she stitched me out. I love her,

920
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: we love her and we love her music. There's somebody,

921
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: there's somebody that you're particularly insecure about. It's not Hellia,

922
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: is it? Now? Surely he's got better things to do.

923
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: You're perpetually insecure that Helly. You may come on the show.

924
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: If anyone's missed this what he does sleep with one

925
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: eye open. He's very afraid of the fact that, Look,

926
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: I've thrown around the fact that I'd love to do

927
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: a show with Pete Helly. I think I don't think

928
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: hell is brilliant. And here's just a little bit of

929
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: you being very worried about this. Within the last week.

930
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 2: Have listened do you actually believe that the show would

931
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: be better if you replaced.

932
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: Me with Pete Hellier.

933
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

934
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: The fact that you're thinking about this is killing me.

935
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: Helly is good.

936
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

937
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 3: I haven't said I'll pick up the phone and call

938
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 3: Pete hell.

939
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 2: That was a trap and I didn't want you to

940
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 2: go that way. Sometimes, like anyone could do what I do.

941
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: And you know when you say Pete hell you could

942
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 2: replace me, gainst me act sometimes I'm going to kill

943
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 2: Pete Elliot.

944
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: Well, that's an AGGRESSI at the end of ye videgrees with,

945
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: particularly given that Pete Helly is on the phone right now.

946
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 2: Welcome Pete Hey, wie, well guys, very good, Hellia, my nemesis.

947
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 4: How you going, mate, I'm going great. It was a lovely,

948
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 4: lovely to listen to that. I you know, I'm glad.

949
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: I wait so heavy, over over over your you're conscious.

950
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's there's a there's a photo of you

951
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: on my wall which I throw darts out around podcasting.

952
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: Wow, we're talking about the roughy, rustic foods life from

953
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: the portrait jovagans. Look what you failed. You failed at

954
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: securing your fifth guest. That's true. Yess. You left the

955
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: door wide open for me to secure the person that

956
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: you least wanted here, that you least wanted anywhere near

957
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: our radio show, the man who over the last two

958
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: weeks you have expressed vividly how fearful you are of

959
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: him taking your spot.

960
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: Do you actually believe that the show would be better

961
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 2: if you replaced me with Pete Hellier?

962
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The fact that you're thinking about this

963
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: is killing me. Helly is good.

964
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 3: I haven't said I'll pick up the phone and call

965
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 3: Pete Ellio, And.

966
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: I didn't want you to go that way sometimes, like

967
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 2: anyone could do what I do. And you know when

968
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: you say Pete Ellie could replace me, I'm going to

969
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: kill pet Elliot.

970
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: Pet Elliot joins on the phone right now, Pete, can

971
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: you describe the rivalry from your end?

972
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 4: It's a bit like I have a voodoo doll here, Yeah,

973
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 4: the one stinging pins in. It's like it's my kids

974
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 4: are sticking pins in behind my back, like I'm not

975
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 4: even aware it's happening.

976
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: But he feels it. He feels I feel it, and

977
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: mark my words.

978
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: When you are here performing live on the porch, Hellier,

979
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 2: there's only about five of us watching, but one of

980
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 2: us will.

981
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: Be heckling you hard. No, I come on, now, come on,

982
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's not doing Pete's doing. He's doing as

983
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: a favor. Now you gotta put that to one side,

984
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: put the brakes.

985
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 4: And to be honest, I mean, I don't want to

986
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 4: just you know, I don't want to just perform. I

987
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 4: don't want to just come and do it, you know, spot,

988
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, if possible, I mean, I'd love

989
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 4: to stay around a bit longer and you know, do it.

990
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: Hang on, Helly, that could be fun. I feel like

991
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: I was just forgiving you. I feel like I was

992
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: just forgiving you. I thought it was the kids putting

993
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: the pins in the voodoo doll. All of a sudden,

994
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: Helly has got a few pins. You want to shot

995
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: at the title bed? You're okay? All right?

996
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 4: I think I found a small window in my schedule

997
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 4: and I think I can you know, I'm miss radio.

998
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 4: I think be a fun thing to do. Sit my

999
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 4: toe back in and yeah, bring it on.

1000
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: I'd love it. I mean, I'm excited to Pete.

1001
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 5: You know.

1002
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone else has been watching the

1003
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 1: if anyone's been watching the Michael Jordan documentary The Last Dance.

1004
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: But I almost feel this is like when Jordan went

1005
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 1: to baseball, and you just want to come in here

1006
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 1: and just show over on that you can hit a

1007
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: few balls, just intimidate, just intimidate the images that are

1008
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: running around, and then you go back to dunking dunking

1009
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: baskets on the project afterwards.

1010
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 4: All I'll say is when Will and I got together

1011
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 4: this week and had a coffee, it was a social

1012
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 4: thing wood was. It was just something very social set

1013
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 4: up like a management team and then the radio station,

1014
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 4: and it felt good. It felt really good.

1015
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: We had a goat chat and look, we had a

1016
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: couple of coffees. Didn't merge into a lunch. Look, I

1017
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: don't think it's information.

1018
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 4: Great ideas, some great segment ideas, really.

1019
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: Very good stuff. No, Pete, Honestly, if you could come here, yeah,

1020
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: well next week to top off our rough rus stick

1021
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: foods helping people in rough times life from the porch,

1022
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: we would absolutely love that, mate, that'd be amazing.

1023
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 4: Lock lock it in.

1024
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: And also, this is hard for me to say, Pete,

1025
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 2: but I've seen you to stand up a number of

1026
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 2: times and you are absolutely.

1027
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: He's standing up, he's co hosting with me. Oh so

1028
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not You're actually not doing standard here

1029
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: co hosting. So I just go home, do I? Which

1030
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: is it is at my house? So I just got

1031
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: to your kitchen. You can go to the you go

1032
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: to your room and I'll tune into the station. And

1033
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: here here's someone taking my job.

1034
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 4: You'll me, what, Scottie Pippen, You're just going to kick

1035
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 4: this one out.

1036
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: This actually, like positively the cruelest form of torture we

1037
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: can think of. The most feared nemesis comes and co

1038
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: hosts his radio show on his porch while you listen

1039
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: on in your room. I mean, it's a good setup

1040
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: for mine. We're looking forward to having you here, Peter. Thanks,

1041
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 1: thanks for coming on the show. Love see what you're hearing.

1042
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody