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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on, here.

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<v Speaker 2>We go highlight.

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<v Speaker 3>How are we?

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<v Speaker 1>We are good? How are we all?

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<v Speaker 2>We're real good?

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<v Speaker 4>We're all reeling after the news today brand new word

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<v Speaker 4>of the year has been unveiled.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I read this and I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, tell us the word.

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<v Speaker 4>The word of the year, as per Oxford Dictionary is riz.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what this is meant to be? A gen Z word?

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<v Speaker 1>And now you like to call yourself a little gen

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<v Speaker 1>Z gen Z, I know you're not. But what he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually me.

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<v Speaker 3>He calls himself whatever suits? I know you actually have

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<v Speaker 3>no loyalty to a generation.

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<v Speaker 2>I identify as gen Z and I have.

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<v Speaker 4>Rizz Is what a word you'd use to describe someone confident, charming, sexy,

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<v Speaker 4>someone you want to date like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Lauren myself?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you say say that they are riz or they're riz?

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that you've got to ask means you've got

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<v Speaker 2>no ris. I've got no ris.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not riz.

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<v Speaker 3>So would you say, yo, like I enjoyed tonight, you've

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<v Speaker 3>got real riz.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't start with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, would you call me rizzless?

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<v Speaker 4>You guys are aging. Actually the way that you are

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<v Speaker 4>speaking now is aging.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're both.

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<v Speaker 3>No one listening to this in a car right now knows.

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<v Speaker 4>What someone's said that I had Riz on a date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but I didn't get a second date, so maybe it's

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<v Speaker 4>a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, maybe he called you something else and you thought.

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<v Speaker 2>He said maybe maybe. Yeah, he said this is this

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<v Speaker 2>is I'm not around, I'm not four rees.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, look coming up. We do this every week on

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<v Speaker 5>a Thursday, gets Out, Asked and Cut. It's where one

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<v Speaker 5>of you call in with your biggest, darkest, deepest problems

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<v Speaker 5>that we do our best to answer it. And this

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<v Speaker 5>week we are dealing with a bride zilla really doozy.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody that's on the way to pick up listen, it's Thursday, girls,

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<v Speaker 4>Shall we do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Ask cut?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>So ask going to cut is something that we do

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<v Speaker 5>every It is where one if you call up with

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<v Speaker 5>your big, dark, scary dilemma and we do our best

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<v Speaker 5>to answer it. And this week we have Justin on

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<v Speaker 5>the phone and he's dealing with a brideziller.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a guy, Hi, Justin, Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Just Hi, guys, We're good.

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<v Speaker 5>What is happening? And who is the bride dealer? Is

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<v Speaker 5>it your Bridezilla.

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<v Speaker 6>It is my Bridezilla. We're engaged. You know, I obviously

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<v Speaker 6>love her, but she's starting to show me a bit

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<v Speaker 6>of a sight that I didn't see before. And I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just wanting your advice. Is it just because of the

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<v Speaker 6>wedding that she's turning into a bit of a bride dealer?

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<v Speaker 6>Or is this the real her? You know, we sort

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<v Speaker 6>of have a nice, easy going kind of relationship. Did

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<v Speaker 6>you starting to turn into a bit of a crazy

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<v Speaker 6>person around the whole winning? And I'm just not sure

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<v Speaker 6>if I'm up for a life.

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<v Speaker 3>Of this, justin what is she doing? Like, what is

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<v Speaker 3>so drastically scaring you off?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean there's always a bit prickly with my family,

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<v Speaker 6>and so she's sort of said that my family are

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<v Speaker 6>only allowed to give money as a president as her father,

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<v Speaker 6>the family can do gifts, and so that's sort of

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<v Speaker 6>really awkward. No kids are allowed. You know, I've got

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<v Speaker 6>nieces and nephews that I would have loved to have

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<v Speaker 6>involved that she's sort of come in pretty hard with, like, no,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want kids at the wedding. You know, we

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<v Speaker 6>will have kids of our own, hopefully one day. But

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<v Speaker 6>she's sort of ruling the matter of the wedding. So

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<v Speaker 6>I'm wondering if if there is something more than worrying

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<v Speaker 6>about costing a lot of money as well, Like it's

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<v Speaker 6>blowing out. I didn't know what was going to be

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<v Speaker 6>this fast.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why she wants your family to pay someone's favor.

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<v Speaker 5>How long have you guys been together for? Because I

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<v Speaker 5>feel like when you've been with someone for a long time,

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<v Speaker 5>they kind of show you all their sides. But if

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<v Speaker 5>you've only been together for a little while, this could

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<v Speaker 5>be more read from.

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<v Speaker 6>Being together for like a couple of years, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>and engaged for the nine months. It'll end up being

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<v Speaker 6>we've been engaged for a year when we get married,

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<v Speaker 6>so you know it's been a while or not. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>it's not heaps of time. But I would have thought

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<v Speaker 6>long enough to have seen everything. But I'm seeing some

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<v Speaker 6>new things now.

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<v Speaker 2>How is she in the sack? Justice's working in that regard?

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<v Speaker 6>Everything everything fine in that regard. Yeah, it is a

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<v Speaker 6>little less frequent now though, as we're sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>If everything else is good.

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<v Speaker 4>Weddings are social, okay, Laura, you've been married, was your

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<v Speaker 4>Mattie Ja?

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<v Speaker 2>Your husband is gorgeous. You love him. A different side

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<v Speaker 2>of Matt appear when you got married.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know what, if anything, because usually it turns

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<v Speaker 5>out to be, especially in hetersexual relationships, it's usually the

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<v Speaker 5>woman who ends up organizing everything because we're the ones

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<v Speaker 5>who often have had an idea of how we want

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<v Speaker 5>our wedding to be, whereas like my husband, Matt, he

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<v Speaker 5>organized everything because I didn't have any idea or any

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<v Speaker 5>clue about what sort of wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what I think could be happening here.

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<v Speaker 5>Justin like, maybe your partner has this really specific idea

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<v Speaker 5>around what she wanted for her wedding, and so it's

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<v Speaker 5>getting really out of hand because in her mind she

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<v Speaker 5>wanted to be this big, amazing thing that she was

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<v Speaker 5>only going to do once.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you just got to talk to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think it is getting cold feet justin Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, look, there could be a bit of that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>I've enjoyed the single off and certainly have a TV

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<v Speaker 6>schrattle there and looking forward to it. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 6>mean she is to be fair organizing pretty much all

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm not doing much other than what I'm asked.

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<v Speaker 3>To stressful, I think it's not in all honesty. I

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<v Speaker 3>have not been married. No one has ever even asked me.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't think this is abnormal. I think from

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<v Speaker 3>all accounts, from what I hear about my friends and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a really stressful time. Most people hope that they

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<v Speaker 3>only get this one wedding, like they hope that they're

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<v Speaker 3>not having more than one. They think they're marrying for life,

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<v Speaker 3>so they want it to be perfect. It gets stressful.

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<v Speaker 3>I think give her a little bit of grace. But

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<v Speaker 3>having said that, it's your wedding too, so you still

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<v Speaker 3>do need to meet halfway. Like, if you feel really

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<v Speaker 3>strongly about something, then I think you need to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>To about that.

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<v Speaker 5>But give her a bit of grace and but also

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<v Speaker 5>I think the other thing that I would add to

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<v Speaker 5>that is that if she's doing everything and this is

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<v Speaker 5>not because I think some of the things she's saying

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<v Speaker 5>are a bit crazy, like trying to have rules around

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<v Speaker 5>what one family can do not the other. They're not

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<v Speaker 5>having kids if you want kids, they're like. I think

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<v Speaker 5>that there are some things you can definitely talk to

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<v Speaker 5>her about. But I think ultimately, if you haven't really

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<v Speaker 5>showed an interest in the organizing, you don't really have

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<v Speaker 5>an understanding of how stressful it can be, so I

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<v Speaker 5>think also try and be involved in it, and then

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<v Speaker 5>it's not just you being told how it's gonna play.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying, Laura be better, Well, I mean it

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<v Speaker 3>could be I've just been throwing your relationship away because

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<v Speaker 3>your partner's gotten stressed out over the wedding and is

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<v Speaker 3>being a bit crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Research prenups justin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're a great alternative and a good option, and

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon you can get involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope that helps God stressful.

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<v Speaker 7>Times things can be stressful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Still, you know what else is stressful? Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to tell you after the break I'm being proper

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<v Speaker 3>triggered by something at the moment. My stress levels through

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<v Speaker 3>the roof.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got nothing to do with weddings, does it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? And almost wedding. Yeah, you've the closest I've been

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<v Speaker 3>to a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Wow, all right, that's next here at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm in a bit of a conundrum, you two,

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you can help me out. My partner Ben, obsessed

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<v Speaker 3>with him, love him, he is the best boyfriend. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't fault him, except the fact that he lives overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, it's a minor problem, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>So you can't fault him for the fact that he

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<v Speaker 4>leaves anywhere near here to be faulted.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I can't fault him. But part of him living

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<v Speaker 3>overseas means bless his soul. He constantly sends me little

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<v Speaker 3>gifts to my house, like they'll just turn up surprises

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<v Speaker 3>to be like I'm thinking of you, like I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's very sweet. Anyway, I'm just gonna call spades, babe,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm proper triggered. Yesterday the Bachelor ad was playing, and

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<v Speaker 3>for those plane at home, like I got horrifically dumped

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<v Speaker 3>on the end of The Bachelor. It didn't work out

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<v Speaker 3>well for me. Not everyone is Laura Burne who got

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<v Speaker 3>the happy ending, No.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, And Brittany was on the honey Badger's seat many

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<v Speaker 5>moons ago and she got to the very very end

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<v Speaker 5>and the Honey Badger we.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what he did.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I was the only person doing the Bachelor and

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<v Speaker 3>not actually win anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, the Bachelor ad is playing, and then there's

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<v Speaker 3>a knock on my door and I opened it and

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<v Speaker 3>there's a dozen beautiful roses. You could not have got

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<v Speaker 3>the timing more impeccable as the Bachelor, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I was proper triggered from Ben. He sent me something

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<v Speaker 3>being like thinking of you as the Bachelor's playing, It

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<v Speaker 3>was all a bit of sense. You're overload. Ben seems

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<v Speaker 3>to be adverse to sending any other flower other than

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<v Speaker 3>a rose, and I don't know do I say something.

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<v Speaker 3>I should just be appreciative, right.

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<v Speaker 5>I Mean everyone says it's the thought that counts, but

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<v Speaker 5>I do think that if you're going to send a

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<v Speaker 5>girl who's been on The Bachelor, who had dunes on

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<v Speaker 5>there some red roses, it's kind of a thoughtless gift.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would also say, like, it's been a long time.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know why you were as triggered as you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get dyed Dora, you got two kids in

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<v Speaker 1>a marriage.

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<v Speaker 5>I think about it sometimes and I'm like, maybe it's

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<v Speaker 5>because of moments like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, I can't give one hundred percent of me

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<v Speaker 3>to you. I'm a little bit lost, and because of that,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to say, this time has come to an

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<v Speaker 3>end and let you go.

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<v Speaker 2>As triggering as that, maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>I have not listened to that since the night that

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<v Speaker 3>I got dumped. I've never listened to that back until

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<v Speaker 3>this moment. I don't understan and why guys just did

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<v Speaker 3>that to me. I also, I don't understand why he's

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<v Speaker 3>treat me like I'm a fish. I gotta let you go.

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<v Speaker 3>I caught you being people. I gotta throw you back in.

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<v Speaker 4>Was was that moment triggering to listen back? Or was

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<v Speaker 4>maybe is this moment more triggering?

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't receive a race, so sorry, I just had

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<v Speaker 2>to I just found it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you guys finding humor at my expense.

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<v Speaker 1>I also have this bunch of red roses here.

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<v Speaker 3>No guys, come on, my best friends not making me.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, we've gotta laugh you because you found love. You

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<v Speaker 2>know you're not in a moment, for example, like this again,

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<v Speaker 2>I have something.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to tell you that's almost laughable. He didn't

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<v Speaker 3>think I can think nobody I'm laughing?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, it's not funny, But it's been long enough we

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<v Speaker 4>can laugh.

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<v Speaker 7>I think we finally hit the point six years on

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<v Speaker 7>where we can laugh about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so funny. It is.

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<v Speaker 7>That is definitely something someone would say that got married

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<v Speaker 7>from the bachelor.

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<v Speaker 3>You cooked. I'm going back to Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, up next, other pickup?

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't receive it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, no, really, up next. You'll never believe we got

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in this man's collar.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, that's next on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>This next story that I'm about to bring to the

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<v Speaker 4>table ladies in Australia serves as a great reminder to

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<v Speaker 4>get a colonoscopy now, Laura, you yourself have received a

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<v Speaker 4>colon recently.

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<v Speaker 5>I had some things going on downstairs and had to

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<v Speaker 5>get a little check up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, britt if you received a colon in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I have had a yeah, and a gastroscopy I've had,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not something you just walk in and get

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>You get good under They go in.

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<v Speaker 2>And have a look and they look for things. They

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<v Speaker 2>look for polyps and things that might cause concern.

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<v Speaker 4>They look for stones, They can look for bacteria, but

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<v Speaker 4>you wouldn't think they'd look for I don't know an

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<v Speaker 4>animal so much. Three year old man who booked in

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<v Speaker 4>for a regular colonosciby. He went to his GP and went,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a bit of the runs. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>get a camera up my bum which is a normal

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<v Speaker 4>conversation people had. They went, no worries, will book you in.

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<v Speaker 4>They booked him in. He goes to get his colonoscoby

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<v Speaker 4>in one of those modern hospitals. Great little probe with

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<v Speaker 4>a GoPro at the end of it's got.

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<v Speaker 2>A camera on.

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<v Speaker 4>See straight up there, the doctor's a probe in his butt,

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<v Speaker 4>looking up inside the colon. They're actually in the traverse colon,

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<v Speaker 4>which is the portion located under the liver, transverse colon.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the medical He was traversing the colon.

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<v Speaker 2>They were playing twister in his colon.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, what they found on this camera was a wiggling, live,

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<v Speaker 4>buzzing fly, just living.

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<v Speaker 3>That is just I'm looking at a photo that's in

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<v Speaker 3>his colune.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the photo. They found a live fly inside

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<v Speaker 2>his colon that they removed, pulled out and showed him

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<v Speaker 2>after they found a real life fly.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean to be clear, He like, for those plant

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<v Speaker 3>at home, I think it has entered via the mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think this. I was like, how does it

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<v Speaker 1>get in there?

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<v Speaker 7>Like, what's one's activity for a fly to end up

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<v Speaker 7>in your color?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm more surprised that it's alive. So much acid and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff in the colon that you'd think that it would

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<v Speaker 3>have killed a fly even if it made it in

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<v Speaker 3>alive and made it down you throw it and esophagus

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<v Speaker 3>and all the way down to the what is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch transverse colon.

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<v Speaker 3>You would think that the acid would have killed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, apparently he recorded eating a salad two days before,

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<v Speaker 4>which was unusual for him, And they believe that there

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<v Speaker 4>were eggs in the salad which then obviously made it

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<v Speaker 4>through his digestive tract. They didn't get burnt, and because

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<v Speaker 4>they were little baby eggs, and then they developed and

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<v Speaker 4>the lava grew into a fly in his colon.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but Britt, if for anyone who's done I had

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<v Speaker 5>a colonoscopy, you know, like you do this thing called

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<v Speaker 5>pico prep, right, so you you drink so much liquid beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like litters and liters of liquid.

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<v Speaker 7>I am amazed that this fly hung on for dear life,

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<v Speaker 7>Like there's a real flush that happens when you get

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<v Speaker 7>a colonoscopy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, brit you've also worked in like radiography rooms. You're

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<v Speaker 2>a nurse for years. How would they get the fly out?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there like a little tongue?

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<v Speaker 3>Firstly, it is not rare for people to have things

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<v Speaker 3>in their column. This is not I have never seen

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<v Speaker 3>a live animal in a column, but I have seen

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<v Speaker 3>all the wonders of the world in somebody's column.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely like looking into it on Oxford Street.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about it at work?

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<v Speaker 3>At What I will say is I can only imagine

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<v Speaker 3>the capturing of this fly because I was a theater radiographer,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was doing the operations with the surgeons, right so,

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<v Speaker 3>because they can't see what they're doing without you. But

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<v Speaker 3>what I would say they're doing is going to put

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<v Speaker 3>a camera in. Now, when you go and collect gallstones,

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<v Speaker 3>I say collect them or things like that, stones, kidney stones.

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<v Speaker 3>They have these tiny little baskets. You know when you

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<v Speaker 3>go to an arcade and you put the money in

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<v Speaker 3>and you get to go up and pick that toy

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<v Speaker 3>with the claw and you have to go over and

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<v Speaker 3>pick the teddy up and capture it. They have baskets

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<v Speaker 3>like that that they go in and it's like the

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<v Speaker 3>surgeon's playing a video game, right They're looking in the

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<v Speaker 3>camera and they're opening it up and they go and

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<v Speaker 3>try and collect the stone and pull it out. It's

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<v Speaker 3>actually incredible, But I can only imagine I am no

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<v Speaker 3>fly surgeon, but I can only imagine that they're using

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<v Speaker 3>this kind of a basket to try and capture the fly.

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<v Speaker 5>But this one would have been a particularly tricky one

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<v Speaker 5>because still, this is a.

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<v Speaker 7>Fly that's buzzing around, and then you're there, like golstone,

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<v Speaker 7>gallstones move around, they're not necessarily stationary.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a rock of source. This is like tumbling around,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not flying around.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like do you reckon? He could hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why he knew there was something.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be tickling. Imagine a little like his stomach

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<v Speaker 1>was buzzing.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, yeah, your tummy, it sounds like there's a

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<v Speaker 4>motorola razor in your tummy.

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<v Speaker 2>An actual fly.

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<v Speaker 4>He's fine, and he's made a full recovery, and he's

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<v Speaker 4>sworn off salads for life, by the way, and I

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<v Speaker 4>can get up board that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can join that train. All right, Shall we all

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<v Speaker 2>go and book in a coop? Alright?

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<v Speaker 1>Off we go, Yeah, eat your salads.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you guys tomorrow for Friday, last show of

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<v Speaker 2>the week.

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<v Speaker 4>If you missed any of our show podcasted on the

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<v Speaker 4>iHeartRadio aut we took Britt down memory Lane and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>reminiced on her time on the bat Shop.

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<v Speaker 3>I really thought you guys were my friends, but you

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<v Speaker 3>love to trigger me.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful memories, beautiful time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that's it from us.

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<v Speaker 2>We will see you all tomorrow, say guys,